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Love Overboard - Season 1 - Episode 02: Sink or Swim!
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00:03Previously on Love Overboard.
00:06This is gonna be the best summer of our fucking life.
00:09The 16 of you will flirt, fondle, and hopefully fall in love.
00:14But the only way to get to the topside deck is by breaking up another couple.
00:20Downsider James made a move on top sider Lexi.
00:23You want to check?
00:24Sure, which went exceedingly well.
00:27So Lexi chose James to be her new man.
00:30The connection we have, I think that's the reason why I'm here.
00:33And sent Reese overboard off the plank.
00:36See you never.
00:41These are our four couples on the topside.
00:44Anna and Tim, Lowe and David, Keith and Sade.
00:48And introducing Lexi and James.
00:52Love Overboard starts now.
01:02Lexi and James, congratulations.
01:06You are our new topside couple.
01:12We're making the time, boys.
01:15You're welcome.
01:17Go and join the other couples on the topside deck.
01:20I feel like that's just a little bit compared to what I'm willing to do for her.
01:25So I can't wait to see what's in store.
01:27And I'm happy for her.
01:28I'm ready for everything.
01:30Bitch, that was the worst experience ever.
01:31I literally sat there and I was like...
01:33You did so well.
01:33All right, guys.
01:34I think it's time we all do a shot.
01:35Oh, my God.
01:37Yes, man.
01:38Welcome, James, to the topside.
01:40Yes.
01:41Yes.
01:41Oh, wow.
01:41Nice to have you, baby.
01:43I'm thankful and blessed to be next to you, and there's no one else I would want to be.
02:00It should be stressful seeing a friend get dropped into the ocean.
02:05But neither the topside nor the downside seems to care when there's tequila shots around.
02:11How are you feeling?
02:13I'm good.
02:14Yeah.
02:14I've obviously gotten to know you and really like you.
02:17Like, one thing I can honestly tell you is I'm always going to keep it, like, so straight up with
02:20you.
02:21Yeah, I've realized that.
02:22100%.
02:22You keep it real.
02:23Yeah, because I'm not, like, the type of person that has, like, a wandering eye or am all over the
02:27place or anything.
02:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:29You know?
02:29Yeah.
02:30All right, shipmates.
02:31Party's over.
02:33Downsiders, it's time to crawl back into the crevices in which you live.
02:38Oh, I love you.
02:39I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love
02:50you.
02:51She's such a dominant woman, I love her.
02:53I can't wait, my nipples out.
02:55I'm sorry.
02:56Oh, I love you, baby.
02:57I love you.
02:57I love you guys.
02:58I love you, baby.
02:59I can't be scared.
03:00Wait, where am I?
03:00Oh, no, okay.
03:02Let's go see the room.
03:03I'm ready.
03:04Okay.
03:06Lay down, enjoy it.
03:09This is way better than fucking down here.
03:12We can do massages here.
03:14Dude, this is it, honestly.
03:17I'm excited to sleep in bed with James tonight.
03:21I'm glad.
03:21I think we got really close on our date.
03:25Honestly, in a perfect world, I would say it's gonna go down, but I think as far as our connection
03:30and what we have going, I think we're gonna wait because we want it to be a little more special.
03:34I like being woken up with the morning kids, so I just let you know.
03:38What'd you say?
03:39I like being woken up with the morning kids.
03:41I like being woken up with the morning kids.
03:41I like the morning at us.
03:43So I was like, you good?
04:11You know, Mr. Clean, like, we're like a Mr. Clean commercial.
04:17I'm tired after yesterday.
04:20Wait, Lexi, how are you feeling after yesterday?
04:23It was tough, but after the night we had last night, I'm feeling a lot better about it,
04:27and I'm not even really thinking about it anymore at this point.
04:29Yeah.
04:30Damn.
04:31How can Lexi be so heartless?
04:33She knew Reese for, like, two whole days.
04:37R.I.P, Reese.
04:38R.I.P.
04:39It's gonna come down to a point where, you know, everyone feels that pressure,
04:42and it's gonna be really tough.
04:44Yeah.
04:44Because the more you get to know people do, it'll make it a lot harder.
04:48A hundred percent.
04:48Yeah.
04:52Wait, why are those so cute?
04:54They're hot.
04:55I feel like we gravitate towards each other all the time.
04:59From the day I got here, it was kind of like, I just walked right to you,
05:02and I didn't really talk to anybody else.
05:03That was crazy.
05:04Like, the first second we got here, it was just you and I talking.
05:06Yeah, I still haven't really talked to anybody else.
05:08I don't even hope they know my name.
05:10I want to go up there with you.
05:13So I think we both need to go talk to somebody.
05:16Me and Gia were making a plan that she might go talk to some guy to make it seem like
05:22she likes him.
05:23So then he'll bring her up.
05:25And then from there, she can kind of like snake him out and then bring me up.
05:28Or vice versa from where the girls would be.
05:31And what do I say?
05:32Do you want to couple up with me?
05:34I think he's just to be like, talk to you real quick.
05:36This is kind of amazing.
05:39How are you feeling overall?
05:40Yeah, I'm feeling good.
05:42You are surprised.
05:44I know you too.
05:45Like I came into this, I truly was such a, I don't want to say like a man hater,
05:50but like I had a very big wall up.
05:53I was not expecting anything.
05:54I was like, oh no.
05:55Like literally briefly, even when we first like hugged, I felt that energy a little bit too.
06:00You were like, oh fully.
06:02I was in a six year relationship that like rocked my ass.
06:07I really idolized him and then he cheated.
06:09There's a huge barrier up with me and like letting any vulnerability in.
06:14But Tim and I like, we're vibing so much.
06:16Like he's so easy to talk to.
06:18Well, I don't know.
06:19It feels like I've known you like 30 years and I've known you like hours.
06:22I know, I know.
06:23I feel like I've known you too.
06:25Past lives or something.
06:26Yeah.
06:26Maybe it's the Greek and us.
06:27Yeah.
06:32I'll be moving up here soon.
06:34It's just a matter of when.
06:35Just have to figure out how.
06:38Trying to move up with Sophia.
06:40I'm not into any girl in this boat, except for Sophia.
06:44I think she's into me.
06:45She's been flirty or whatever.
06:47If she's not, then I'm fucking crazy.
06:49I thought I was really going to like Andrew.
06:51When I first came into this and I like saw him, I'm like, he's so cute.
06:55And then I started talking to him and I'm like, you are not the one, baby.
06:59What's your number one fear?
07:02Being average, I guess.
07:03You're fucking joking.
07:05You did not say that.
07:06I hate to break it to you, brother.
07:07You don't have like a fear.
07:10Did you just call me a bitch?
07:12No, I was kidding.
07:13I was kidding.
07:13You just called me a bitch.
07:15It was a joke.
07:16There's a lot not connecting.
07:18A lot not connecting.
07:24Downside arenas, there's a challenge on the horizon.
07:27But for now, take a break and head up to the top side.
07:31And I suggest you be a grown up and put the moves on already.
07:40One, two, three, get to the top.
07:44What are you doing, Bella?
07:46Just chillaxing.
07:47I don't want to sit in there anymore.
07:49I'm tired of people talking to me.
07:51I swear.
07:52You got to tell me a little bit about you.
07:54I haven't talked to you a whole lot.
07:55I know.
07:55I was like, I knew of you because everybody was like, oh, he's the country boy.
08:01That's me.
08:01And I'm the country girl.
08:03Can you see the strutting on you?
08:05Bella?
08:05And your men?
08:06That's so messy.
08:11It's annoying.
08:12Come on, come on.
08:12Yeah, let's just go.
08:13Maybe like the other.
08:13No, no, he's just, it's not like that.
08:15He's just being nice.
08:16Maybe.
08:17What's your favorite line dance?
08:18I'll show you the first couple steps.
08:21All right.
08:23This.
08:23This is hilarious.
08:25This.
08:26Stop, all right?
08:27And then this.
08:29Three, four.
08:31Four, and then.
08:33I've been nothing but nice to her.
08:35This one, this one.
08:36Then you go back into it.
08:38My issue with Bella is girl code.
08:40We're supposed to be friends and you're going after the guy that I'm coupled up with.
08:45Bop, bop, bop, bop.
08:46It's more of like a performance.
08:48She broke girl code and we have to talk about it.
08:51Um, you want to go outside?
08:52I'll tell you.
08:53Yeah, sure.
08:54You want to talk outside?
08:54Yeah.
08:55Yes, it's great that I have an initial connection off the bat with Anna.
09:00But like, I'm here to like fucking date and explore.
09:03And Gia looks like a fucking exotic model.
09:04I don't want to be downstairs anymore.
09:06It's hard to sleep there.
09:07It smells.
09:08It's sweaty.
09:10Tim and Gia are flirting over the decay of the downside into a rancid scent.
09:15How sweet.
09:17And also with like some of the people down there, it's like a lot.
09:21Yeah.
09:22Anyone down there that you're vibing with or no?
09:23Me and Bo are talking.
09:25But it's like early days.
09:26What about you and Anna?
09:27There was definitely like connection off the bat.
09:30Yeah.
09:30But we should explore a little bit.
09:32Yeah.
09:33That's why I'm talking to you right now.
09:34Okay.
09:35Okay.
09:35Anna and Tim, I love them both dearly, but I think it might be a little bit lustful.
09:40So I'm hoping that I can use that as a way for me to like get to top deck with
09:44Bo.
09:44I feel like everyone keeps giving us eyes.
09:47Giving me eyes.
09:48You're in the clear.
09:50Did you tell Anna that you were pointing aside?
09:53No, I didn't tell her specifically.
09:54It's like, yeah.
09:55Sorry.
09:56Anna literally walked in the room, like walked right past us.
09:59And I was like, oh, she was, she saw it.
10:01She was very aware that we were talking.
10:03I definitely think it's good that we're all kind of mingling more and like figuring it out.
10:07I mean, I'm enjoying it.
10:08Yeah, because I had to go through all that with that last relationship.
10:13I was feeling really excited and like thrilled about having this like really great guy next
10:20to me.
10:21Now I'm thinking more about losing him.
10:23Okay.
10:23Well, we'll keep talking.
10:24Yeah.
10:24Okay.
10:25I'm glad we got to talk.
10:27I'm so mad at myself that I've messed with my own head and like got myself hooked on him.
10:31We'll get to know each other more and more.
10:33Yeah, please.
10:34I need a drink immediately.
10:38Stupid.
10:46Look at me, look at me go.
10:48Fly high like an ego.
10:50Keep your drum my way out the dough.
10:52Ain't nobody left with my flow.
10:54Attention, octopuses and water snakes.
10:57It's time for your first challenge.
10:59So put on those thong bikinis and shorty shorts.
11:03You will be getting wet.
11:06I did not know I was getting wet.
11:16Oh, life is good.
11:18Oh, wow.
11:20Oh, we're swimming to something.
11:23There's Gabby.
11:24Oh my God.
11:25Hi, everyone.
11:27Hi.
11:29If we get the opportunity to swim, I'd be really excited.
11:31I was a lifeguard back in the day.
11:33I'm a good swimmer.
11:34I mean, I'm obviously like I work out a ton.
11:36So pretty fucking strong, dude.
11:38But yeah, damn.
11:41I'm not a tool.
11:42But I'm not going to do a double by.
11:45But yeah, man.
11:47Welcome to your first challenge.
11:51So here's what's going to happen.
11:53Our top side ladies will jump into open water and all you men will race to rescue them.
12:00If a down sider beats a top sider to rescue their partner, that's called making him your
12:07bitch or a top side takeover.
12:11The top side boy will move his soggy ass to downside squalor.
12:19And then you top side ladies will have a decision to make.
12:23You can either live in luxury with your new man or you can go with your current partner to that
12:30hell hole.
12:31If you follow your man to the downside, the new top side guy can pick whatever girl he wants to
12:38bring
12:38up to the top side with it.
12:41Let's get a move on.
12:44If I got upstairs with Sophia, that'd be fire.
12:47On your marks.
12:50I lined up right between Lo and David and Lexi and James just because those are two locked in
12:56couples.
12:56If I take one of them, they're going to go down and I'm going to be able to bring up
13:00Gia.
13:01Bucky, day one competition, baby.
13:03Let's go.
13:03Get set, go.
13:06Oh my God.
13:12This is mother nature unfolding before our eyes.
13:16Animals in their natural habitat, preparing to procreate.
13:22It's mating season in the Mediterranean Sea.
13:27Oh, Andrew's like almost there.
13:32Andrew got to Enna.
13:34Bova, Lexi.
13:38Karai got to Sade.
13:41The only top side that saved his girl was David saving Lowe.
13:46Fucking Andrew's bitch ass just decided to go for Enna's raft.
13:49He doesn't even like her.
13:55Andrew won and he goes, did I win?
13:58And I'm like, oh yeah, you, you, you got to me first, you know, like, congrats.
14:02And he goes, don't pick me.
14:05I want to bring Sophia up.
14:08I think what I'm hearing right now is I'm going to use you.
14:12You guys killed it.
14:14You guys did so good.
14:15Challenge done.
14:16Get the fuck out of here.
14:17Don't fucking pick me.
14:18I want to bring Sophia up.
14:19Don't pick me.
14:20Oh my God.
14:21I think I'm sleeping on the floor.
14:23Andrew really knows how to make a girl feel special, huh?
14:26It was just like the weirdest delivery.
14:29I was kind of shocked because I'm like, I've given you absolutely zero signs that I'm actually
14:34into you.
14:35I think that this has given me a really nice opportunity though to get to the top.
14:41There's nothing more dangerous than a woman with a plan.
14:45What makes you think I'm fucking playing for you?
14:48Like, here you go, sweetheart.
14:50Do you feel like you want a bar?
14:57David, are you okay?
14:59No, he doesn't feel good.
15:00Oh, shit.
15:01Whatever he needs to.
15:02I'm going to throw him up.
15:04Can we get some fresh water, please?
15:06All right, definitely.
15:23I've definitely had girls who've like fought for me in different ways, but this is really special.
15:29It feels like someone is genuinely concerned about my well-being.
15:34We have to take him look at an ambulance to get him checked in the hospital, sir.
15:37Of course.
15:40Of course.
15:40I'm seeing a side of her that I feel safe exploring and, you know, being more vulnerable with.
15:48I feel like this is a very good judging character about their connection and it being genuine because
15:55you really find out how people treat you in times of stress and trauma.
16:01I think Lowe really cares about David.
16:09Well, as we know, David really rescued Lowe and now she gets to rescue him.
16:16Maybe with some mouth-to-mouth.
16:17It's what we're all hoping for and they are top-siders that secured their spot.
16:24So, Lexi, Sade and Enna, this means you three have a decision to make.
16:33Lexi, do you want to move down to that hellhole with your current partner, James,
16:42or stay up top in the fresh air with Bo?
16:49I would rather go downstairs with someone I care about than stay upstairs living lavish.
16:55There you go.
16:56True love.
16:57Couldn't be me.
17:01Lexi, you can go stand with your down-sider.
17:04Your D-squad.
17:06Aww.
17:08It kind of just made me happy and reassured me that what we have is real.
17:11I am really excited to see where it's going to go with James.
17:14And I know that a night apart really could change anything.
17:18If he flirts with another girl, I'll kill him.
17:22So now, Bo, who do you want to move to the top side?
17:27Uh, I would like to bring up Gia.
17:31Yay!
17:34I'm on the top side and my man got me here.
17:38Uh, Sade, would you rather stay with your current partner, Keef, or would you like to stay up top with
17:48Karai?
17:58Um, it's a hard decision, but I think I'm going to stay up top.
18:01Okay.
18:02I do really like Keef and I'm getting to know him, but downside feels like potentially the scariest thing I've
18:09ever heard.
18:09And I just do not want to be a part of it.
18:13For me to go downside, Barack Obama would have to be downside, I'd follow him downside.
18:19Other than that, my ass is staying on top.
18:21Keef, how are you feeling?
18:23I'm okay.
18:24With Sade, I don't know where her head's at right now.
18:26But after this, I'm definitely losing a little bit of interest.
18:30I'm not going to stress about it.
18:31We came here to explore more people.
18:33Now I'm going to go do the same thing.
18:35Sade decided to stay up in the top side and now her and I are a couple.
18:39A little bummed about it, right?
18:41I was really looking forward to bringing up Lila and getting to know her more and having more time together.
18:46Sade is a sweet girl, but I'm definitely focused on Lila.
18:50Now, Anna, do you want to move to the hellhole with Tim or stay up top with Andrew?
19:01It's a bit of a hellhole either way for me.
19:03If we're being honest.
19:08I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to lay down with Tim tonight with all of these visuals of him
19:13and Gia.
19:14I'm in a relationship that isn't going anywhere right now.
19:17And unfortunately, that leaves Andrew to come freaking in.
19:22I will stay up top just because I should.
19:25Okay.
19:27My girl.
19:30I can't blame Anna for staying up there.
19:32I kind of did that to myself, unfortunately.
19:38All right, it's time to get back to the yacht.
19:41Get out of here.
19:43Get out of my face.
19:45Okay, thank you.
19:48Sorry, I didn't mean to be a dick.
19:50I was a big dick.
19:51I don't know.
19:51I wanted Sophia.
19:52I wanted to look it out.
19:53Yeah, it was just crazy.
19:54He's a strange man.
19:56I'm hoping he, like, gets his head out of his ass a little bit.
19:59It's like you're running at me like, I'm doing all that for you.
20:03I was a little insensitive.
20:04Well, I'm working to get better.
20:06It's been five long minutes since Andrew yelled at Anna, but that's all it takes to be a changed man.
20:17After the challenge, we have a major mix-up in the Top Siders.
20:22So now we have Sade and Karai, Andrew and Anna, Bo and Gia, and you best believe David and Lo.
20:31We all see Lo and David as the strongest couple.
20:40My heart rate slowed down like I'm feeling more normal.
20:43I was so worried about you, buddy.
20:45I'm embarrassed I got carried away, but I'm like, I wasn't a fucking loser, though.
20:49So the rest of you guys lost your girl.
20:51The rest of you guys got cucked.
20:53I need to friggin' eat.
20:55This is so much nicer than downstairs.
20:57Uh-huh.
20:57The table, the chairs.
20:58Welcome to the good life, babe.
21:00Mmm.
21:01Welcome to the luxury inside.
21:03We're so excited to be here.
21:04Yeah.
21:06Does anybody catch up?
21:08I can't believe Andrew yelled at you like that.
21:10I didn't know that he liked Sophia.
21:12I was surprised.
21:12And that threw me so fucking...
21:14It didn't even, like, throw me because of course he does.
21:17I mean, she's not...
21:18I know his type.
21:19Anywhere is that his type?
21:20No, but I know his type, like, him as a guy, right?
21:23What sucks for me is that there are no other options for me on this boat.
21:27You don't like Leela?
21:28No.
21:29When I first showed up, I thought I liked Leela.
21:31I thought she was really pretty.
21:32And then I started looking at it a little bit more, a little more, and I was...
21:36You can just say that you didn't fuck with your connection, not like...
21:40It got worse and worse as it went.
21:42Like, what the fuck?
21:43You're right.
21:43Sorry, that was really bad.
21:45Staying up here is bad, bitch.
21:46If you went down, you would have looked insane.
21:49God.
21:49Because you would have looked like you were following Tim.
21:51I would never have followed that man.
21:51You would have looked like you were falling down.
21:52No, I don't want to follow him.
21:54And you stayed up here and you're drinking a glass of white wine.
22:02How are we even supposed to fit in here?
22:04You don't.
22:04I'm down inside and I'm fucking...
22:06I want to cry.
22:07I liked living lavish.
22:09I liked having the crew service.
22:11Beautiful spreads of dinner and caviar and oysters.
22:14I was spoiled.
22:15Oh my God.
22:16Gabby was right.
22:16This is a hellhole.
22:17I don't think I'll ever get used to this.
22:19What is this?
22:21Is this like legal?
22:23Like, I feel like I need a life vest just to be down there.
22:26I was just coming to say goodbye to everyone.
22:28Aw.
22:28Yeah, I'm going up.
22:29I wish you guys were right.
22:30We'll see you in like an hour at the cocktail party.
22:31I'll see you at the cocktail party.
22:32I love you.
22:32I'm proud of you.
22:33I'm proud of you.
22:34Thanks.
22:34I knew I was probably going to win that race.
22:36I saw it as an opportunity to impress Sophia.
22:38Like, she's got to know I'm the real masculine one here.
22:42Come on.
22:43Did I look fast out there or what?
22:44You took off like a fucking merman.
22:47They were all like, holy shit.
22:48No, it was actually really insane.
22:49Yeah.
22:50It was cool.
22:51Yeah.
22:52Good job.
22:52Stronger than the other guys.
22:53Oh, Vita's in.
22:54All right.
22:54I've been putting up with men's bullshit my entire life.
22:57And I think this would be the perfect opportunity for me to go to the happy hour,
23:01choose to be with him, potentially get a text from Gabby, and then get to the top.
23:06Do it really?
23:20ready up shipmates almost time for happy hour downsiders remember to serve up more than just
23:27food because a downsider who brings the heat and finds mutual interest can get a text from me
23:33to take the top cider of their choice on a date that will bring you closer than ever
23:38oh lord no what i fucked up my freckles where are we going this is a special plan
23:46wait stop oh that's some champagne some some berries you're so cute yeah it's funny though
23:54started from the bottom a little bit you know and um i didn't really have my eyes on anybody
23:59the whole time really i mean i talked to other people but um you always have my eyes on you
24:03i think you know that oh you're so sweet so yeah you're the only person i'm talking to or even
24:10looking at so i just want to let you know that so you don't have to ever wonder or think
24:14about that
24:15i feel so comfortable with you and i don't want to be doing this with anyone else
24:22cheers bo and gia are adorable and they're even more adorable now that they're a real couple
24:28on the top side officially recognized by the autocracy of love overboard put me on that board
24:35who says you can't fall in love on a tv show i only lied and said i did
24:54any any chair top siders top siders please
24:58david would you like a burger for your recovery
25:00yes three of them hearty three of them maybe no bun thank you darling
25:05should i have a little slice it's on me
25:08eat the bacon
25:10oh no don't fucking eat y'all not supposed to eat
25:13give me some
25:17wait can i have some
25:19the downside has been shit so i'm just here eating the food and shit
25:24and enjoying myself on the yacht even if it isn't on the booty but bottom side
25:29i'm the queen of the butt
25:30oh my god oh my god
25:33wait guys this is kind of getting hot
25:36i'm getting a little turned on i fear
25:44you did so good on your swim
25:46you'd like you did better than anybody else i feel like i beat them by like 30 percent each
25:50have you swam before
25:51i don't really swim at all
25:52at all
25:53no i've been swimming like four years
25:55you're swimming in the Hudson
25:55and that's not trying to show off or anything i legitimately haven't
25:58i don't do that
26:00um but i work out so much that i feel like it translates over to swimming well
26:04that's what i figured because as soon as they're like
26:05all right you guys are gonna swim you started like stretching and like doing it all
26:08yeah that's why i swam today for you i mean i did it for you honestly
26:13you're lying you never asked me any questions about myself so i'm like i feel like i know
26:17everything about andrew you know something about me
26:19no i did i mean i did it for you it wasn't that hard but like i said
26:22you're like it wasn't that hard
26:23yeah but i still did it for you honestly
26:25i like you for sure if you couldn't tell already
26:27that's why i want to take you on a date out here soon if you want
26:30i mean i'd love to take you on a date
26:32if they let me if they send me that text
26:34out of all the guys in the boat sophia probably likes me the most which didn't come as too much
26:40of a surprise it's a thing that you develop it's like an intuition where you could just tell
26:44sometimes and you are my type i would go up to you if i saw you
26:47would you though honestly 100 yeah no you are my type
26:51thanks
26:52i think the plan that i established earlier today is um working better than i had even intended
27:02it was actually um pretty easy
27:05aww sophia and andrew truly a match made in hell
27:10you know i wanted to tell you i feel like you deserve to know how much i appreciated
27:15what you did today like how much it meant to me to have someone there doing what you did
27:23and i don't think you realize like
27:41you're my
27:59what are you feeling like you're the only one who i'm really interested in in general but it's
28:04me or no one else and i'm not going to be a second choice okay
28:10i feel like you've been the one who i feel like has been honest and up front and i'm gonna
28:15always take that right that's important to me i really like harai i think he's sweet he's also
28:20german which my dad would probably like speaking to deutsch and bisschen so we have a little gap
28:27it's not far honest it's six years it's not that crazy my parents are 27 27 my parents have like
28:33an eight year gap nothing sexier than talking about your mommy and daddy
28:39honestly you'd love it up here it's so good oh really it's so good yeah rub it in rub it
28:45in
28:45let me talk to you for a sec okay come outside
28:55i'm obviously very interested in you and i want to get to know you more but i'm not going to
28:59waste
28:59my time trying to get to know you more if you're all in on beau i'm interested in beau i'm
29:07not going
29:08to say i'm not but i'm also very interested in you you're not wasting time i'm telling you i'll be
29:12i'm like looking you in the eyes right now you're not wasting your time and the second it does cross
29:17that line i will tell you i'm literally being on the scene right now honestly though because like
29:21i'm a no bullshit person like i don't like i have trust issues to begin with okay you're talking
29:27in a person that it's like i get it i get it of course you're gonna like ask that but
29:31i will tell
29:32you the second i'm like the line has been crossed and like i choose him okay i'm telling you that
29:37honestly and i have been nothing like just don't just just don't let me waste my energy i swear
29:42i genuinely am interested in getting to know you
29:47okay but if you don't want it don't fucking do it don't do that
30:00ahoy me again happy hour is over but not for the downsiders your night has just begun and you
30:08have to clean up oh fuck that oh that sucks love it love it
30:15wait are we done done when are we gonna eat i don't want to go i don't want the night
30:20to be
30:20over bye good night love you guys we're officially back downstairs
30:29i'm so pretty before i go to bed wait till i take off this makeup you're gonna see a real
30:34demon
30:35but oh god damn
30:41sophia has endured a long grueling night of flirting with andrew just to get to the top side
30:47and i think she deserves a little treat
30:51i've got a text it says
30:55sophia i see you getting your sneak arm keep it up girly take a top side man of your choice
31:02on a date
31:03off the yacht gabby
31:09i wish it hadn't been enna that got chosen with andrew because i felt like we really did connect
31:14but i'm just doing what i gotta do to get to the top you'll see i'll find out
31:30i think you're feeling what i'm feeling it's in the air
31:34i like doing that sucks
31:36do not say that
31:56at least someone's getting some action around here the chakra has been drier than the sahara
32:01i love it i'm on top of the world keep running
32:06no i don't clean this boat
32:16this is not right
32:23i need to stop that we gotta get back to work
32:25hello everybody how are you guys doing how's the sun up here
32:34good
32:35you look great
32:37so i got a text last night from gabby
32:40okay and there's a date today
32:42all right
32:43but i can choose anybody
32:45and i was thinking
32:47andrew
32:48that sounds great
32:49yeah let's do it
32:55let's go
32:55work that pump out
32:59don't fall overboard
33:00or do fall overboard
33:02how about both of you just take a fucking lead
33:07guys i think i make the right move bringing him up distancing myself from tim
33:11letting tim do his thing letting me open myself up and it just fucking backfires every time
33:16andrew would push me off a 70 foot yacht
33:20and that meant even getting to sniff like one of her socks
33:24sofia sofia sofia just stabbed me
33:27the girl who i thought was one of my best friends
33:31is trying to get andrew and come up to the top side
33:35which means i will be walking the plank with her
33:38devious shit
33:40i get to sit here all fucking day
33:42knowing i'm about to walk the plank
33:44like that sucks so bad
33:45i'm about to go get a fucking drink
33:47let's go
33:47oh my god
33:49so stupid
33:51sofia has said numerous times she doesn't fucking like him
33:54she doesn't like him so i'm confused
33:55i'm so confused
33:56how is her date even gonna go
33:57what are they gonna talk about if she doesn't like him
33:58how do you even fake that
33:59he has to know
34:00if he doesn't know that she's like crazy oblivious
34:02once you start being a fucked up person to someone
34:05that's when my respect goes out the window
34:07and that's when i don't have your back
34:09i am just thinking so what are you doing baby
34:22help me
34:25that's crazy that she just said that
34:27i'm about to go on a date with andrew
34:29and i'm so excited
34:32i mean the whole day is a chore let's be honest
34:34i don't want to be sitting there in a romantic candle at lunch with this man
34:47oh my gosh we have a lot of stairs
34:48yeah there's a lot of steps going there's a lot of stuff
34:52hello hello welcome thank you
34:56hi i am claire i'm sophia nice to meet you how are you good i'm andrew nice to meet you
35:01andrew is it your first time practicing tantra yoga tantric yoga it would be my first time
35:13and we're going now to take the awareness
35:17to the base of our body
35:19so for the woman with the uni which is the vulvar sexual organ
35:22you're going to feel
35:24just heat it up so sorry
35:26heat it up quick
35:28and for the guy here you're going to feel into what we call in sansrit the lingam
35:32which is the penis
35:34so let's close the eyes
35:36what the fuck
35:37close the eyes
35:38so for sophia you're going to start by inhaling through the vaginal canal and imagine
35:43the breath coming up
35:45and then the energy comes out of your breasts your nipples
35:48into the nipples of the guy
35:51no
35:52spread your legs
35:53how much spread are we talking
35:55yeah dude you guys are going to see some stuff
35:59this is my bathing suit essentially
36:02please cut the cameras
36:03the audience must not be subjected to andrew's breathing penis
36:12so how do you feel after this date
36:14uh
36:15it was not your vibe it was not my vibe
36:17but i feel like once we get back to the boat and like we're in our setting
36:20and we can like have a chat
36:21we can talk more and you know what i mean
36:23take it from there
36:24yeah
36:25for sure
36:26i feel like that'll be a much better situation
36:28for sure
36:29okay
36:32okay
36:33do you want to go
36:33you did go for the list
36:34do you want to go
36:34i'm not a mind reader
36:36but i would probably say that she's interested in me for sure
36:40uh yeah
36:41that was the most awkward first kiss in dating show history
36:44i don't even have to check i just know
37:02where is your head out like when it comes to andrew sofia what's going on
37:06i feel like i just didn't have enough time to like tell him truly
37:10that like what she's doing is ratchet
37:12but that's why on the plank
37:15but on the plank do you know how like intense that moment's gonna be i have to find the right
37:19words i think and then she's right next to me i'm gonna be like she's the worst
37:23no i think she wants to be on the top until another guy comes
37:27i respect that that's so fair it's like okay but not at the expense of your fucking friend
37:32i just didn't see it coming i really didn't i really don't think i i would have done that
37:37wait is that them right there
37:39yeah
37:41all is fair in maritime love and maritime war
37:45and enna could be what we call maritime collateral damage
37:49poor enna she might not be able to swim with that knife in her back
37:59it's that time again boys and girls go get changed
38:03when you're ready andrew sofia and enna head to the bow of the boat for the plank ceremony
38:12i'm very excited for this plank ceremony to be over
38:15i have faith that andrew is going to choose me over enna
38:18and i'm very much ready to come up here with better ac and better beds
38:22and better bathrooms and better food and time outside
38:26and yeah pretty much everything
38:37hi guys
38:40andrew sofia welcome back how was it
38:43it was interesting
38:45it was interesting
38:46it was unlike anything i've ever done
38:48we don't have to get into it here i know it's it's it's weird it's weird
38:52okay well anyways andrew as you know
38:56you have a hard decision to make
38:59would you like to choose the woman you worked so hard to rescue enna
39:04or the woman come to find out you actually wanted to rescue
39:09sofia
39:10and remember whoever you do not choose will be going overboard
39:24what are these girls about to get dumped into this fucking water
39:26i'm so scared
39:27that shit ass
39:28but i definitely will ugly cry for enna
39:31holy fuck
39:33holy fuck
39:36holy fuck
39:37holy fuck
39:38fuck me
39:39a lot of tension
39:41enna sofia if you have any last words now's your time
39:49okay andrew you look very nice tonight
39:53i think from the start i have been really honest with you everything i've said has been pretty
39:59truthful so i really really want you to hear this when i say that sofia is a master manipulator
40:10she's an opportunist
40:11everyone on the top side the downside and me included have heard over and over that she does not like
40:20you
40:22she doesn't like you andrew not even a little bit
40:24oh my gosh
40:26she said hurtful things like you're weird
40:28she even mouthed help me before your date
40:33you're an alpha male
40:34and i don't think this is very alpha male behavior to let her turn you into a joke
40:41because you're not a joke andrew
40:43you deserve love
40:45and even if it's not with me
40:47it sure as fuck isn't gonna be with sofia
40:53damn that was yeah that was mean
40:56that was mean i don't know why you're saying half the things you're saying
41:00i mean you've known that i like you since the beginning i told you that
41:03girl girl girl come on now girl
41:08uh okay well i think that you've played yourself
41:12you've now planked yourself because of it
41:14i think because you played yourself you were so mean to andrew
41:18you and you actually humiliated him in front of everybody yesterday
41:22you were very mean to his face
41:24very mean to everybody about him
41:25and even now you're being mean to him
41:28instead of just telling him your feelings about him
41:30i had the opportunity to choose anybody
41:32i wanted to go on the date with
41:34i could have chosen any of the topsiders
41:36and i chose you because i wanted to feel it out with you
41:40do i think we're soulmates i don't know
41:42but i still want to have that time to get to know you
41:44i think it was a really fun date even though we didn't like it
41:48i think it shows that like we can do weird things
41:51and both have the same vibe about it
41:53and i wanted to have more conversations with you
42:02okay andrew now's your time
42:05who are you sending overboard tonight
42:13the person that i'm sending overboard is
42:28andrew now's your time to go on the date with you
42:31you
42:31you
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