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00:13No, no, I know how busy you are, so that you could come through like that really means
00:19a lot.
00:20I appreciate you.
00:21Ashley appreciates it, too.
00:25You're the man, David.
00:28What's that?
00:30Free round of golf?
00:31Yeah.
00:32Yeah, any time outside of peak hours.
00:36Oh, Saturday morning?
00:38Yeah, I can make that work.
00:40I got you.
00:41Okay.
00:41Yeah, I gotta go.
00:43What's that?
00:43Yeah, free round of golf means a full foursome.
00:46That's right.
00:46Okay, thanks.
00:48You really need to stop drinking that.
00:51Full of sugar.
00:54Where's Burberry?
00:58What are you talking about?
00:59He's home with you.
01:00No, he was with you.
01:03Burberry?
01:04Burberry!
01:06Burberry!
01:07Burberry!
01:08Burberry!
01:25Burberry!
01:26Burberry!
01:28Burberry!
01:29Burberry!
01:30Burberry!
01:30I've got a monkey!
01:32Burberry, mommy loves you!
01:35Burberry!
01:37Burberry!
01:53Burberry!
01:53Burberry!
02:07Burberry!
02:09Burberry!
02:10Burberry!
02:15Burberry!
02:17Burberry!
02:19Burberry!
02:21Burberry!
02:22Burberry!
02:23Burberry!
02:23Burberry!
02:24I'm going to warm up
02:25with chestnut loaf pate.
02:28Do dogs like that?
02:28No, it's for you, handsome.
02:30Be back in 30.
02:31No, I really should get going.
02:33Don't move a muscle.
02:34And let me know when you get to the Hispanic
02:36walking down the street.
02:39Oh, that's me.
02:43You're Greek.
02:48Beverly!
02:49It's your father!
02:52Barbara!
02:54What's Amber saying?
02:55She just said that a dog was found
02:57at the gas station like an hour ago.
02:59Okay.
02:59All right, do you want to update?
03:00But that's what I'm doing.
03:01Why I'm on my phone is I'm updating my next door post.
03:04Oh, my God!
03:05Childish Gambino just shared my post on his story.
03:08Well, I've got all of Ojai PD and FD on it.
03:12Thank you for doing that.
03:13Yeah, it's just a little tricky juggling.
03:16Okay.
03:18Hello?
03:19Hi, is this Ukraine?
03:20Yeah.
03:21Yeah, I'm afraid I think that you're going to hear
03:23a brown dachshund, 12 years old.
03:25They have them?
03:26Yes.
03:26Yes, that's...
03:28Yes!
03:29Yes!
03:29Oh, my God.
03:30Thank you so much.
03:32Ojai Valley Animal Shelter.
03:33Oh, man.
03:34I love you.
03:35I love you.
03:35I love you.
03:37That's very cool about Gambino.
03:47Hi.
03:48Hi.
03:48Sorry.
03:48Hi.
03:49We just spoke about our dachshund.
03:50Yes.
03:51Lindsay Crane.
03:51Yes.
03:52Yeah, I saw Gambino's story.
03:53He's so sick.
03:54Yeah.
03:54Yeah, he's the best.
03:55Is Burberry okay?
03:56Yeah, he's great.
03:57He's just a little scratched up,
03:59but, I mean, it could have been worse.
04:00Oh, my God.
04:01You guys just sit tight, okay?
04:02I'm going to go grab him,
04:03and then we'll fill out some forms.
04:04He'll be on your way, okay?
04:05Oh, my God.
04:05You're the man.
04:07Can I send me an eagle?
04:08Come here, see?
04:10It's okay, babe.
04:11Everything's going to be okay.
04:12Yeah.
04:12Everything's going to be all right.
04:13I can't believe that happened.
04:15Yeah, me neither.
04:16Me neither.
04:18Yeah, we've got to figure out a system
04:20where we keep the doors closed, you know?
04:22Yeah.
04:24I mean, you don't worry about that now.
04:27It's not your fault.
04:30All right, all right.
04:31Here he is.
04:33Nice to have a happy ending once in a while.
04:37No, no, that's not our dog.
04:38That's not our dog.
04:40Uh, what?
04:42Are you sure?
04:43Yeah, for sure.
04:44It's not our dog.
04:44Can you, um, can you check?
04:46Do you have another dachshund?
04:46No.
04:47No, this is the only dachshund in a 60-mile radius.
04:50200 if you're talking puber.
04:53All right, thank you.
04:54Let's go.
04:54This isn't a no-kill shelter.
04:57Excuse me?
04:57What does that mean?
04:58What if you tried fostering for a few days?
05:03Just to try it out.
05:04Bro, we're very overcrowded, okay?
05:07And, um, you know, they do say that most dogs won't be found after the first 48 hours.
05:12So in the scenario that you don't find your dog, well, you'll have this guy.
05:17He looks just like him.
05:18And in the other scenario, your dog will have a new best friend.
05:21Either way, in both scenarios, this dog is still alive.
05:41No way, it's not you.
05:49No way, it's not you.
05:54No way, it's not you.
06:13No.
06:14No.
06:25what the fuck is your problem you know what i'm not going to argue i'm just going to present the
06:31facts i remember i noticed this mug that you left here on the table and i distinctly remember
06:38staring at a closed door and thinking don't nag josh about this and yet you did where was burberry
06:46when you left like i said before he was eating his breakfast like he does every morning at 9 a
06:54.m
06:54well that's not that's not true actually he doesn't do that every day just the other day he woke up
06:58at
06:594 a.m to eat right sorry what the fuck are you talking about 4 a.m is the middle
07:03of the night
07:03the middle of the night is midnight that's that's why it's called midnight okay so you're saying
07:07that people stay up to celebrate new year's eve in the middle of the night what what does that have
07:14to do with what we're talking about you're assuming that this is my fault you do this shit all the
07:19time oh my god you're fucking delusional you know you do this you always need someone to blame so
07:23you distort reality to build some absurd i'm not distorting anything i'm just pointing out a
07:28pattern of behavior do you not remember my mother's fucking stroke oh my god i forgot her
07:33seizure meds once once is all it takes we've been over this i just assumed that when you said you
07:38were past it we we actually had moved no i am i'm past it i'm just saying that i have
07:44to clean up
07:44after your mess all the time and it's fucking exhausting when you got back did you check every
07:48room and everything no obviously i didn't because barry's never not sprinted to the door
07:52the moment we get home so obviously i assumed he was with you um not so top gun maverick hello
08:00do
08:00you not remember coming home late to burberry sound asleep in bed with his monkey i even took a
08:05picture i think i still have it first of all that was bullet train i didn't get to go see
08:11top gun
08:11maverick at the theater because you had come i knew you'd hold this against me i got covered at your
08:15stupid fucking mezcal night oh is it stupid now you are so full of shit you couldn't get enough
08:21of mezcal mezcal night i remember distinctly because i fell asleep to after sun and woke up
08:26to you crying okay so do you also remember us coming home very late in the middle of the night
08:31to bury not sprinting to our feet because he was stuck in the laundry closet oh not so not so
08:37hello
08:37that was more like 5 a.m thank you very much and if i remember correctly he was stuck in
08:42there
08:42because you kept telling me for three months that you would buy a doorstop and i kept saying let me
08:46just order one on amazon and you freaked out because it would be undermining your vision oh you
08:51fucked up you fucked up this is good this is good yeah yeah yeah yeah hold on hold on ah
08:56ah april 16
08:592022 aged brass traditional four inch doorstop and i actually said i think i can make this work
09:06and ordered it for you you goddamn fucking idiot this is childish you believe whatever you want
09:14lindsay i know that i didn't leave the store with you well i didn't so i know you did leave
09:18it open
09:21josh go into the club buddy i'll be right back you're safe that's all right oh you're gonna throw
09:28yourself into work like you did with your mom because you don't know how to process feelings
09:34this is passion perfect timing there you go my lady look beautiful today how we doing good good
09:41good all right hey billy billy billy billy it's been a minute there another long island can i get you
09:46another one i'm gonna get you another one another round for the whole table how about that on the
09:51house on the house that's how we do it oh are we loving the scones are we loving them good
10:00loving
10:00the scones god i love that face how are you real i still do you believe it i'm gonna be
10:06so fucking
10:07dirty with you tonight yes my man hey well he's got your car out front whenever you're ready i went
10:14ahead and did a quick detail that's why i'm that's why my parents are wet how we doing we all
10:20done here
10:20hey josh man how you holding up oh my god we heard about burberry we are so so sorry it's
10:26fine
10:27it's sad but you know shit happens it's okay sit down man you've been through a lot thank you no
10:32no i can't sorry i gotta go check on the lockers they haven't really been tidying them up lately so
10:36i gotta go see a little hey can we get josh and negroni that's your drink seriously i'm good i'm
10:40good
10:40he'll have two negronis it's all about work life balance man no i'm fine i'm fine work's really
10:48good for me it's good for me not today it's not oh i know babe are you okay if i
10:53whisk joshua right
10:54tonight on the pj i know we got plans and i want those plans i don't know please go you
10:59guys need
10:59your boy's time i'll be here waiting for you freaking love you i freaking love her all right
11:04listen listen i got the perfect idea wheels up and 40
11:14okay
11:16okay
11:22okay okay well i will say office i think it's actually a very good use of police time
11:25sorry excuse me and i was actually told that josh had connected with you so
11:29this is illuminating okay goodbye hello sorry oh that's lovely hi
11:34benzi oh my god i got your email blast i can't even yeah are you okay
11:41uh no i'm not um do you mind putting up some of these
11:46oh sure of course i was thinking i want you here and then like a couple about there
11:52i can do it if it's easier no no no no you just go do what you gotta do
11:56i will put these up thank you okay thank you thanks
12:00sorry excuse me excuse me thank you
12:30i really should get back to lynn's
12:32how long is this gonna be i don't know and you it's probably gonna be a while
12:35i'm so sorry thank you so much for this i just feel like i'm feeling bad that i left
12:40lindsey back there you know yeah let's go back then i'll walk you to the plane
12:44i swear man if you're bringing me to the rhino again i'm gonna walk straight out
12:48you think i'd be talking to you if we were at the rhino
12:53oh shit we're in your chalet yep this does not bode well
13:08you got hot chips
13:12you got fucking hot chips they were in town for a festival called a few favors in
13:23oh shit it's han zimmer i gotta take this enjoy now enjoy
13:30hey josh hey hey don't don't you own a mini move
13:35i do you should come up
13:40no no no no
13:44okay
13:49hello hi sorry have you seen this dog
13:58ashley hey i'm gonna come over
14:07we saw your post and we figured we'd come out
14:10that's so incredibly nice of you
14:12you're literally the only ones who've come out
14:15we really love dogs
14:16yeah they're the best
14:18someone found his collar near ohio montgomery
14:21maybe someone found him then
14:22do you know how he got out
14:25i'm pretty sure jock's left the door open
14:28i mean he swears he didn't
14:31oh i don't know maybe it was me
14:35god if this is my fault
14:37i mean he's just an innocent little dog
14:39you know all he wanted was to make us happy
14:42he probably ran out the door to find us
14:44because he fucking hates being alone
14:46if he's dead and it's my fault i just
14:49i don't know i don't even know
14:50no no no don't think like that
14:53we'll help you look however long it takes
14:57i gotta get back to the club for a session
14:59i don't think it'll help too long
15:01you go back i can oop her home
15:02no no no no you just you you don't need to do that
15:05yeah i don't think that's the best idea
15:08austin i can meet you back at home i really want to do this
15:12i guess i could drive her back
15:15i'll have her back by curfew
15:20just want to show you take it easy
15:22yeah
15:24at this one time i thought i lost my keys and then they just like appeared out of nowhere
15:30oh
15:32uh can i help you with those
15:33um yeah
15:35um except i've done this whole street so there's no points
15:37you need to go all the way to the end
15:40everybody on this block is just fucking easy
15:54you need to go all the way to the end
16:03you need to go all the way to the end
16:12but i tell you how to make it easier by you
16:21you need to go all the way to the end
16:22you know
16:24i believe you can make it easier for me
16:36but to be honest
16:38with the end
16:39I-O-U-M-E.
16:47I...
16:50Stuck in Utah with Troy and Hot Chip.
16:54We'll explain later.
16:56Can you fucking believe it?
16:59I mean, he's off traipsing around doing his usual GM bullshit fucking nonsense with Troy,
17:04while you, the fucking Gen Z employee, no offense, are out here in the middle of nowhere with me.
17:10Fuck him. I hate that guy.
17:12No offense.
17:13No, fuck him. Fuck him.
17:14We'll find Burberry on our own.
17:17Okay, so someone heard a bark over here, a branch, in my least,
17:20and then that nice portly lady heard tapping at the door here.
17:23So if we triangulate from where his collar was found, which is here,
17:26and given the fact that he hates the cold,
17:28he would head towards the area last touched by the sun,
17:31which is here, right?
17:35Yeah. Yeah, of course.
17:38Wait.
17:40No, yeah, that's right.
17:41Mm-hmm.
17:42I've gone mad, haven't I?
17:44No.
17:45No, I-I, uh, I totally get it.
17:50I just went through a hell thing.
17:52Oh, God, yes.
17:53Josh said he sent David for you.
17:56That was so nice of him.
17:58So what happened?
18:00Uh, I had to have an ovary removed.
18:04You had an ovary removed?
18:07Yeah, and, you know, it makes having a kid a lot harder, obviously,
18:11and I definitely want to be a mom,
18:13so I totally get, like, being overwhelmed when you lose something important.
18:20Well, I guess it's a good thing you got that health insurance, then.
18:23Right?
18:24Thank you for understanding.
18:26Yeah.
18:27I just know that Barry's still out there, and I'm not going to stop looking.
18:30Honestly, it's the healthiest thing you can do, probably.
18:34Yeah, well, I'm out of practice in that regard, trusting myself.
18:38What?
18:40No way.
18:40You're-you're so confident and independent.
18:45I'm honestly so impressed you're out here on your own.
18:46I'd be a mess.
18:52Are you okay?
18:54Do you-do you want to talk?
18:57No, I'm fine.
18:58It's just, you know, typical marriage stuff.
19:03Does Josh not treat you well?
19:06Well, it's complicated.
19:09That night we saw you two fighting, does that happen often?
19:14No.
19:16No, I mean, not like that.
19:19Does he make you do things you don't want to do, like, financially?
19:24What are you suggesting?
19:26Nothing.
19:27Nothing.
19:28I-I just know that money is the main thing that Austin and I argue about.
19:32Yeah.
19:35Well, that never really goes away.
19:37Anyway, it's getting late.
19:38I've still got to check the hiking trails.
19:40I'm going to call you an Uber.
19:41Where are we?
19:42Look, look, I-I know I don't know you very well, but you seem, like, so perfect.
19:50And, like, I-I-I don't know your guys' history or whatever, but Josh kind of doesn't deserve you.
19:55You know, like, if he wants to be in Utah or threaten you or, like, be all shady and stuff,
20:01then you should just kick him to the curb.
20:03Because, because you're awesome.
20:06You know, and you're-you're so pretty.
20:08Like, you could have anybody you want.
20:11You're just being nice.
20:12No, I mean it.
20:13I literally hope I look half as good as you when I'm your age.
20:18Let's get you home.
20:22Hello?
20:32Can I interest you in a light cap?
20:34Uh, no thanks.
20:35I'm all good.
20:36Sure.
20:36It's a Yamasaki 25 single malt.
20:39Yeah.
20:40I'll have a little bit.
20:46Cheers.
20:47Cheers.
21:08Hey, you're up too, huh?
21:11Yeah.
21:11Yeah.
21:14I hate turbulence.
21:16Rocky Mountains, huh?
21:18Mm-hmm.
21:21Hey, thanks again for tonight.
21:23That was so much fun.
21:26No, really, I haven't had that much fun in a long time.
21:29My pleasure.
21:31Sometimes you just gotta recharge with the boys so you can plug back into the Matrix.
21:37Ain't that the truth?
21:41Hey.
21:42Huh?
21:43How are you and Ava?
21:45Are you guys happy?
21:46Oh, yeah, yeah.
21:48Good sex and good food.
21:51All you need for a successful marriage.
21:54That's great.
21:55That's really good.
22:01You and Lindsey good?
22:03Ups and downs.
22:05Got it.
22:07So the sex is bad.
22:09How's the food?
22:10We order DoorDash every day.
22:12Yeah.
22:13These apps are killing us, man.
22:18Fucking killing us.
22:20Do you think that I've changed since I've been with Lindsey?
22:24Oh, yeah.
22:25Oh, yeah.
22:25Big time.
22:26Big time.
22:28It kind of sucked before then.
22:31That wasn't that bad.
22:33You were hooking up with a new girl every week like a goddamn coyote.
22:42Yeah, but did I seem happier?
22:45Depends on how you define happy.
22:47Hey, every relationship goes to rough patches.
22:53Lindsey's good for you, man.
22:55When you started at the club, you were an aimless kid, and now, you know, you're like this GM head
23:01honcho, dude.
23:03Can't throw away someone who's made you better.
23:07I get it, though.
23:09I get it.
23:12We all get tempted, man.
23:15What?
23:18Ashley.
23:20BevCard, the office associate.
23:22You think I don't know?
23:23Oh, no, no, no, no.
23:24It's nothing like that.
23:25Okay, so now you're going to outplay the player?
23:28Dude.
23:28What?
23:28Heard you fired Deb for that shit.
23:31You think I don't know this?
23:32No, you really don't know.
23:34I'm not saying I'm not proud of you.
23:36I'm just saying you got to be more careful with that stuff.
23:39Same sitch with my first wife.
23:41Remember Nicole from my office, huh?
23:46The moment you finish, you're going to want Lindsey back.
23:51Trust.
23:53Don't shit where you eat.
23:56Okay?
23:58Unless you really got to go.
24:01Then I just...
24:02Yeah.
24:09Burberry.
24:13Burberry.
24:14Burberry.
24:18Burberry.
24:21Burberry.
24:22Treats.
24:23Treats.
24:26Where are you?
24:27Mummy's got treats.
24:28Are you deficient?
24:34I'm sorry.
24:47Wait.inosus
24:49said to you bury the boys. No one
24:49night before.rator's
24:49father. Israel's
24:50really alive. No one
24:56day after it didn't release immunization Olamous labor.
24:59You got me.
25:01Barbara!
25:02Barbara!
25:03I'm coming!
25:04Barbara!
25:06Thanks, Mommy.
25:07Where are you?
25:08Barry, can you hear me?
25:10Barry!
25:11Oh, my God!
25:17Stay away!
25:19Stay away!
25:21Stay away!
25:23I know this isn't your fault!
25:26We took your land!
25:28Stay away!
25:30Fuck off, coyote!
25:32Fuck off!
25:33Fuck off!
25:34Don't lie!
25:49Oh, my God.
26:03Oh, God. Is he okay?
26:07They're operating on him now. He got bitten pretty badly.
26:11Is Dr. Kemper doing the surgery? I called ahead to put in a good word.
26:15Yeah, it's Kemper. Thank you for doing that.
26:19Okay, of course.
26:24He's gonna be okay. He's gonna be okay.
26:36I'm sorry I left the door open.
26:42It's probably me.
26:47Are you okay?
26:51No.
26:53Not.
26:58This isn't working.
27:00I know. I know.
27:04We need a divorce.
27:11I know.
27:18I'm so sorry.
27:23You're okay.
27:24I know.
27:26I know.
27:32I know.
27:41I know.
27:46I know.
27:47What's wrong with the feeling?
27:51I'm a flower, you're the bee.
27:56It's what children tell you and me.
28:00I'm in love, I'm alive.
28:05I belong to the stars and sky.
28:10Let's begin the freedom of life.
28:17Let's begin the freedom of life.
28:19I want real love, baby.
28:22Who don't leave me waiting?
28:25I got real love, baby.
28:27Waiting till you taste me.
28:30I want real love, baby.
28:32There's a world inside me.
28:34I can be just, is it just before I'm in the arms of me?
28:42So tell me what's wrong with the feeling?
28:47I'm a flower, you're the bee.
28:52It's what children tell you and me.
28:57I'm in love, I'm alive.
29:01I belong to the stars and sky.
29:06Let's begin the freedom of life.
29:11With my hand and close, baby.
29:14It's the people that I want real love, baby.
29:19Who don't leave me waiting?
29:21I got real love, baby.
29:24Waiting till you taste me.
29:26I want real love, baby.
29:27I want real love, baby.
29:28I want real love, baby.
29:46I want real love, baby.
30:09You're welcome.
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