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00:13No, no, I know how busy you are, so that you could come through like that really means
00:19a lot.
00:20I appreciate you.
00:21Ashley appreciates it, too.
00:25You're the man, David.
00:28What's that?
00:30Free round of golf?
00:31Yeah.
00:32Yeah, any time outside of peak hours.
00:36Oh, Saturday morning?
00:38Yeah, I can make that work.
00:40I got you.
00:41Okay.
00:41Yeah, I gotta go.
00:43What's that?
00:43Yeah, free round of golf means a full foursome.
00:46That's right.
00:46Okay, thanks.
00:48You really need to stop drinking that.
00:51Full of sugar.
00:54Where's Burberry?
00:58What are you talking about?
00:59He's home with you.
01:00No, he was with you.
01:03Burberry?
01:04Burberry!
01:06Burberry!
01:07Burberry!
01:08Burberry!
01:25Burberry!
01:26Burberry!
01:28Burberry!
01:29Burberry!
01:30Burberry!
01:30I've got a monkey!
01:32Burberry, mommy loves you!
01:35Burberry!
01:37Burberry!
01:53Burberry!
01:53Burberry!
02:07Burberry!
02:09Burberry!
02:10Burberry!
02:15Burberry!
02:17Burberry!
02:19Burberry!
02:21Burberry!
02:22Burberry!
02:23Burberry!
02:23Burberry!
02:24I'm going to warm up
02:25with chestnut loaf pate.
02:28Do dogs like that?
02:28No, it's for you, handsome.
02:30Be back in 30.
02:31No, I really should get going.
02:33Don't move a muscle.
02:34And let me know when you get to the Hispanic
02:36walking down the street.
02:39Oh, that's me.
02:43You're Greek.
02:48Beverly!
02:49It's your father!
02:52Barbara!
02:54What's Amber saying?
02:55She just said that a dog was found
02:57at the gas station like an hour ago.
02:59Okay.
02:59All right, do you want to update?
03:00But that's what I'm doing.
03:01Why I'm on my phone is I'm updating my next door post.
03:04Oh, my God!
03:05Childish Gambino just shared my post on his story.
03:08Well, I've got all of Ojai PD and FD on it.
03:12Thank you for doing that.
03:13Yeah, it's just a little tricky juggling.
03:16Okay.
03:18Hello?
03:19Hi, is this Ukraine?
03:20Yeah.
03:21Yeah, I'm afraid I think that you're going to hear
03:23a brown dachshund, 12 years old.
03:25They have them?
03:26Yes.
03:26Yes, that's...
03:28Yes!
03:29Yes!
03:29Oh, my God.
03:30Thank you so much.
03:32Ojai Valley Animal Shelter.
03:33Oh, man.
03:34I love you.
03:35I love you.
03:35I love you.
03:37That's very cool about Gambino.
03:47Hi.
03:48Hi.
03:48Sorry.
03:48Hi.
03:49We just spoke about our dachshund.
03:50Yes.
03:51Lindsay Crane.
03:51Yes.
03:52Yeah, I saw Gambino's story.
03:53He's so sick.
03:54Yeah.
03:54Yeah, he's the best.
03:55Is Burberry okay?
03:56Yeah, he's great.
03:57He's just a little scratched up,
03:59but, I mean, I feel it could have been worse.
04:00Oh, my God.
04:01You guys just sit tight, okay?
04:02I'm going to go grab him,
04:03and then we'll fill out some forms.
04:04He'll be on your way, okay?
04:05Oh, my God.
04:05You're the man.
04:07Can I send me an eagle?
04:08Come here, see?
04:10It's okay, babe.
04:11Everything's going to be okay.
04:12Yeah.
04:12Everything's going to be all right.
04:13I can't believe that happened.
04:15Yeah, me neither.
04:16Me neither.
04:18Yeah, we've got to figure out a system
04:20where we keep the doors closed, you know?
04:22Yeah.
04:24I mean, you don't worry about that now.
04:27It's not your fault.
04:30All right, all right.
04:31Here he is.
04:33Nice to have a happy ending once in a while.
04:37No, no, that's not our dog.
04:38That's not our dog.
04:40Uh, what?
04:42Are you sure?
04:43Yeah, for sure.
04:44It's not our dog.
04:44Can you, um, can you check?
04:46Do you have another dachshund?
04:46No.
04:47No, this is the only dachshund in a 60-mile radius.
04:50200 if you're talking puber.
04:53All right, thank you.
04:54Let's go.
04:54This isn't a no-kill shelter.
04:57Excuse me?
04:57What does that mean?
04:58What if you tried fostering for a few days?
05:03Just to try it out.
05:04Bro, we're very overcrowded, okay?
05:07And, um, you know, they do say that most dogs won't be found after the first 48 hours.
05:12So in the scenario that you don't find your dog, well, you'll have this guy.
05:17He looks just like him.
05:18And in the other scenario, your dog will have a new best friend.
05:21Either way, in both scenarios, this dog is still alive.
05:41No way, it's not you.
05:49No way, it's not you.
06:11It's not yours.
06:13No.
06:25What the fuck is your problem?
06:29You know what?
06:29I'm not going to argue.
06:30I'm just going to present the facts.
06:32I remember I noticed this mug that you left here on the table, and I distinctly remember
06:38staring at a closed door and thinking, don't nag Josh about this.
06:44Yeah, you did.
06:45Where was Burberry when you left?
06:47Right.
06:47Like I said before, he was eating his breakfast like he does every morning at 9 a.m.
06:54Well, that's not true, actually.
06:56He doesn't do that every day.
06:57Just the other day, he woke up at 4 a.m. to eat.
07:00Right?
07:00Sorry, what the fuck are you talking about?
07:024 a.m. is the middle of the night.
07:03The middle of the night is midnight.
07:05That's why it's called midnight.
07:06Okay, so you're saying that people stay up to celebrate New Year's Eve in the middle
07:11of the night.
07:12What does that have to do with what we're talking about right now?
07:15You're assuming that this is my fault?
07:17You do this shit all the time.
07:19Oh, my God.
07:19You're fucking delusional.
07:21You know, you do this.
07:22You always need someone to blame, so you distort reality to build some absurd narrative.
07:26No, no, no.
07:26I'm not distorting anything.
07:27I'm just pointing out a pattern of behavior.
07:28Do you not remember my mother's fucking stroke?
07:31Oh, my God.
07:32Oh, my God.
07:33I forgot her seizure meds once.
07:35Once.
07:35Once is all it takes.
07:36She was fine.
07:36We've been over this.
07:37I just assumed that when you said you were past it, we actually had moved past.
07:40No, I am.
07:41I'm past it.
07:42I'm just saying that I have to clean up after your mess all the time, and it's fucking exhausting.
07:46So when you got back, did you check every room and everything else?
07:49No, obviously I didn't, because Barry's never not sprinted to the door the moment we
07:53get home.
07:54So obviously, I assumed he was with you.
07:56Um, not so.
07:58Top Gun Maverick?
08:00Hello?
08:00Do you not remember coming home late to Burberry sound asleep in bed with his monkey?
08:05I even took a picture.
08:06I think I still have it.
08:07First of all, that was bullet train.
08:09I didn't get to go see Top Gun Maverick at the theater, because you had COVID.
08:12I knew you'd hold this against me.
08:14I got COVID at your stupid fucking mezcal night.
08:17Oh, is it stupid now?
08:19You are so full of shit, you couldn't get enough of mezcal mezcal night.
08:23I remember distinctly because I fell asleep to After Sun and woke up to you crying.
08:28So do you also remember us coming home very late in the middle of the night to Burberry
08:32not sprinting to our feet because he was stuck in the laundry closet?
08:36Oh, not so, not so.
08:37Hello?
08:38That was more like 5am, thank you very much.
08:40And if I remember correctly, he was stuck in there because you kept telling me for three
08:43months that you would buy a doorstop, and I kept saying, let me just order one on Amazon,
08:47and you freaked out because it would be undermining your vision.
08:51Oh, you fucked up.
08:52You fucked up.
08:53This is good.
08:54This is good.
08:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:55Hold on, hold on.
08:56What?
08:56Ah, April 16, 2022.
09:00Aged brass traditional four-inch doorstop.
09:03And I actually said, I think I can make this work.
09:06And ordered it for you, you goddamn fucking idiot.
09:10This is childish.
09:13You believe whatever you want, Lindsay.
09:15I know that I didn't leave the store with you.
09:17Well, I didn't, so I know you did leave it open.
09:20Josh?
09:21Go into the club, buddy.
09:22I'll be right back.
09:23You're safe.
09:25Is that so hard?
09:27Oh, you're gonna throw yourself into work like you did with your mum because you don't
09:30know how to approach their feelings!
09:33Oh, this is passion.
09:35Perfect timing.
09:37There you go, my lady.
09:38You look beautiful today.
09:40How are we doing?
09:40Good?
09:40Good, Chris?
09:41All right, hey.
09:43Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy.
09:44It's been a minute there.
09:45Another Long Island.
09:46Can I get you another one?
09:47I'm gonna get you another one.
09:48Hey.
09:49Another round for the whole table.
09:50How about that?
09:51On the house.
09:52On the house.
09:53That's how we do it.
09:54Hi.
09:54How are you doing?
09:55Ooh.
09:56Are we loving the scones?
09:58Are we loving them?
09:59Good.
10:00Loving the scones.
10:01God, I love that face.
10:03How are you real?
10:05I still can't believe it.
10:06I'm gonna be so fucking dirty with you tonight.
10:08Yes.
10:09My man.
10:10Hey.
10:11What?
10:11Bella's got your car out front whenever you're ready.
10:14I went ahead and did a quick detail.
10:16That's why my pants are wet.
10:19How we doing?
10:19We all done here?
10:20Hey, Josh.
10:20Man.
10:21How you holding up?
10:22Oh, my God.
10:23We heard about Burberry.
10:24We are so, so sorry.
10:26It's fine.
10:27It's sad.
10:28But, you know, shit happens.
10:29It's okay.
10:29Sit down, man.
10:30You've been through a lot.
10:32No, no, I can't.
10:33Sorry.
10:33I gotta go check on the lockers.
10:34They haven't really been tidying them up lately, so I gotta go see a little.
10:37Hey, can we get Josh and Negroni?
10:39That's your drink, right?
10:39Seriously, I'm good.
10:40I'm good, guys.
10:41He'll have two Negronis.
10:42It's all about work-life balance, man.
10:46That's so true.
10:46No, I'm fine.
10:47I'm fine.
10:47It works really good for me.
10:48It's good for me.
10:49Not today.
10:49It's not.
10:50Oh, I know.
10:50Babe.
10:52Are you okay if I whisk Joshua right?
10:54Tonight.
10:54On the PJ.
10:55I know we got plans and I want those plans.
10:57Oh, no.
10:58Please go.
10:58You guys need your boy's time.
11:00I'll be here waiting for you.
11:01I freaking love you.
11:02I freaking love her.
11:03All right.
11:04Listen.
11:04Listen.
11:04I got the perfect idea.
11:06Wheels up and 40.
11:14Okay.
11:17Okay.
11:17Fuck it.
11:22Okay.
11:23Well, I will say, officer, I think it's actually a very good use of police time.
11:26Sorry.
11:26Excuse me.
11:27And I was actually told that Josh had connected with you, so this is illuminating.
11:31Okay.
11:32Goodbye.
11:32Hi.
11:32Hello.
11:33Sorry.
11:33Oh, that's lovely.
11:34Hi.
11:34Lindsay.
11:35Oh, my God.
11:37I got your email blast.
11:38I can't even.
11:39Yeah.
11:40Are you okay?
11:41Uh, no.
11:42I'm not.
11:43Do you mind putting up some of these?
11:47Sure.
11:48Of course.
11:49I was thinking of one here and then like a couple about there.
11:52I can do it if it's easier.
11:54No.
11:54No, no, no.
11:55You just go do what you gotta do.
11:57I will put these up.
11:58Okay.
11:59Thanks.
12:00Sorry.
12:01Excuse me.
12:01Excuse me.
12:30I really should get back to Linz.
12:32How long is this gonna be?
12:33I don't know.
12:33And you?
12:34It's probably gonna be a while.
12:36I'm so sorry.
12:37Thank you so much for this.
12:38I just feel like I'm feeling bad that I left Lindsay back there, you know?
12:41Yeah.
12:41Let's go back then.
12:43I'll walk you to the plane.
12:44I swear, man, if you're bringing me to the Rhino again, I'm gonna walk straight out.
12:48You think I'd be talking to you if we were at the Rhino?
12:53Oh, shit.
12:54We're in your chalet?
12:55Yep.
12:56This does not bode well.
12:57What the hell?
12:59Oh my god.
13:00I'm gonna do it.
13:00I'm gonna do it.
13:01I'm gonna do it.
13:01Do it.
13:02Do it.
13:04Do it.
13:04Do it.
13:05Do it.
13:06Do it.
13:08You got hot chips?
13:12Do you got fucking options?
13:14They were in town for a festival.
13:16Called a few favors in.
13:19You do this for me?
13:21What the guy do me, amigo?
13:23No!
13:24Oh shit, it's Hans Zimmer.
13:26I gotta take this. Enjoy. Now.
13:28Enjoy.
13:30Hey, Josh.
13:32Hey!
13:33Hey, don't you own a mini-move?
13:36I do!
13:37You should come up.
13:40No, no, no, no.
13:44Okay.
13:47Excuse me.
13:49Hello. Hi.
13:51Sorry about her.
13:52Have you seen this dog?
13:56Ashley!
13:59Hey!
14:02I'm gonna come over.
14:07We saw your post and we figured we'd come out.
14:10It's so incredibly nice of you.
14:12You're literally the only ones who've come out.
14:15We really love dogs.
14:17Yeah, they're the best.
14:18Someone found his collar near Ohio, Montgomery.
14:21Maybe someone harmed him then?
14:23Do you know how he got out?
14:25Well, I'm pretty sure Josh left the door open.
14:29I mean, he swears he didn't.
14:32Oh, I don't know. Maybe it was me.
14:35God, if this is my fault.
14:37I mean, he's just an innocent little dog, you know.
14:40All he wanted was to make us happy.
14:42He probably ran out the door to find us because he fucking hates being alone.
14:46If he's dead and it's my fault, I just, I don't know.
14:50I don't even know.
14:50No, no, no.
14:51Don't think like that.
14:53We'll help you look however long it takes.
14:57I gotta get back to the club for a session.
14:59I don't think it'll help too long.
15:01You go back. I can oop her home.
15:03No, no, no, no.
15:04You just, you, you don't need to do that.
15:06Yeah, I don't think that's the best idea.
15:08Austin, I can meet you back at home.
15:10I really want to do this.
15:12I guess I could drive her back.
15:15I'll have her back by curfew.
15:20Just want to show you to take it easy.
15:23Yeah.
15:24At this one time, I thought I lost my keys and then they just, like, appeared out of nowhere.
15:30Oh.
15:32Can I help you with those?
15:33Um, yeah.
15:35Um, except I've done this whole street, so there's no points.
15:38You need to go all the way to the end.
15:40Everybody on this block is just fucking loose.
15:45Lay back, lay back, lay back, I'll give you lay back.
15:59It's good, isn't it?
16:01Lay back, lay back, lay back, lay back, we'll give you lay back.
16:14Under and under and under and under and under and under.
16:18The smell of repetition really is on here.
16:22And then you feel this way, I'll really look with you.
16:26A-I-S-S-I-N-G-S-E-S-I-N-G-C-A-S-I-O-V-O
16:37-K-E-I-O-U-M-E.
16:46Bye.
16:50Stuck in Utah with Troy and Hot Chip.
16:54We'll explain later.
16:56Can you fucking believe it?
16:58I mean, he's off traipsing around doing his usual GM bullshit fucking nonsense with Troy,
17:03while you, the fucking Gen Z employee, no offence, are out here in the middle of nowhere with me.
17:10Fuck him.
17:10I hate that guy.
17:12No offence.
17:13No, fuck him.
17:13Fuck him.
17:14We'll find Burberry on our own.
17:16Okay, so someone heard a bark over here, a branch in my least, and then that nice portly lady heard
17:22tapping at the door here.
17:23So if we triangulate from where his collar was found, which is here, and given the fact that he hates
17:28the cold,
17:29he would head towards the area last touched by the sun, which is here, right?
17:35Yeah.
17:36Yeah, of course.
17:38Wait.
17:40No, yeah, that's right.
17:41Mm-hmm.
17:42I've gone mad, haven't I?
17:44No.
17:45No, no, I, I, uh, I totally get it.
17:50I just went through a hell thing.
17:52Oh, God, yes.
17:53Josh said he sent David for you.
17:56That was so nice of him.
17:58So what happened?
18:00Uh, I had to have an ovary removed.
18:04You had an ovary removed?
18:07Yeah, and, you know, it, it makes having a kid a lot harder, obviously, and I, I definitely want to
18:13be a mom,
18:13so I totally get, like, being overwhelmed when you lose something important.
18:20I guess it's a good thing you got that health insurance, then.
18:23Right?
18:24Thank you for understanding.
18:26Yeah.
18:27I just know that Burberry's still out there, and I'm not going to stop looking.
18:30Honestly, it's the healthiest thing you can do, probably.
18:34Yeah, well, I'm out of practice in that regard, trusting myself.
18:38What?
18:40No way.
18:40You're, you're so confident and independent.
18:45I'm honestly so impressed you're out here on your own.
18:46I'd be a mess.
18:52Are you okay?
18:54Do you, do you want to talk?
18:57No, I'm fine.
18:58It's just, you know, typical marriage stuff.
19:03Does Josh not treat you well?
19:06Well, it's complicated.
19:09That night we saw you two fighting, does that happen often?
19:14No.
19:16No, I mean, not like that.
19:19Does it make you do things you don't want to do, like financially?
19:24What are you suggesting?
19:26Nothing.
19:27Nothing.
19:28I, I just know that money is the main thing that Austin and I argue about.
19:32Yeah.
19:35Well, that never really goes away.
19:37Anyway, it's getting late.
19:38I've still got to check the hiking trails.
19:40I'm going to call you an Uber.
19:41Where are we?
19:42Look, look, I, I know I don't know you very well, but you seem like so perfect.
19:50And like, I, I, I don't know your guys' history or whatever, but Josh kind of doesn't deserve you.
19:55You know, like if he wants to be in Utah or threaten you or like be all shady and stuff,
20:01then you should just kick him to the curb because, because you're awesome.
20:06You know, and you're, you're so pretty, like you could have anybody you want.
20:11You're just being nice.
20:12No, I mean it.
20:13I literally hope I look half as good as you when I'm your age.
20:19Let's get you home.
20:23Hello.
20:32Can I interest you in a light cap?
20:34Oh, no thanks.
20:35I'm all good.
20:36Sure.
20:36It's a Yamasaki 25 single malt.
20:39Yeah.
20:40Well, I'm.
20:46Cheers.
20:47Cheers.
21:08Hey, you're up too, huh?
21:11Yeah.
21:11Yeah.
21:14I hate turbulence.
21:16Rocky Mountains, huh?
21:21Hey, thanks again for the night.
21:23That was so much fun.
21:26No, really, I haven't had that much fun in a long time.
21:29My pleasure.
21:31Sometimes you just got to recharge with the boys so you can plug back into the Matrix.
21:37Ain't that the truth?
21:41Hey, how are you and Ava?
21:45Are you guys happy?
21:46Oh, yeah, yeah.
21:48Good sex and good food.
21:51All you need for a successful marriage.
21:54That's great.
21:55That's really good.
22:01You and Lindsey good?
22:03Ups and downs.
22:05Got it.
22:07So the sex is bad.
22:09How's the food?
22:10We order DoorDash every day.
22:13These apps are killing us, man.
22:18Fucking killing us.
22:20Do you think that I've changed since I've been with Lindsey?
22:24Oh, yeah.
22:25Oh, yeah.
22:25Big time.
22:26Big time.
22:28You kind of sucked before then.
22:31I wasn't that bad.
22:34You were hooking up with a new girl every week like a goddamn coyote.
22:42Yeah, but did I seem happier?
22:45Depends on how you define happy.
22:47Hey.
22:49Every relationship goes to rough patches.
22:53Lindsey's good for you, man.
22:55When you started at the club, you were an aimless kid, and now, you know, you're like this GM head
23:01honcho dude.
23:03Can't throw away someone who's made you better.
23:07I get it, though.
23:09I get it.
23:12We all get tempted, man.
23:15What?
23:21You think I don't know?
23:28You think I don't know?
23:32You think I don't know?
23:46The moment you finish, you're going to want Lindsey back.
23:52I don't know?
23:54You think I don't know?
24:00I don't know.
24:02You think I can't...
24:09Burberry? Burberry?
24:21Treats? Treats? Where are you? Mummy's got treats!
24:59Burberry? Burberry?
25:02Burberry? I'm coming! Burberry?
25:06Here's Mummy. Where are you? Burberry, can you hear me? Burberry?
25:14Fuck off!
25:18Stay away! Stay away! Stay away!
25:23I know this isn't your fault! We took your land!
25:27Stay away! Fuck off, Coyote! Fuck off!
25:33Fuck off!
25:34Don't lie!
25:50Oh, my God!
25:53Oh, my God!
26:03Is he okay?
26:07They're operating on him now. He got bitten pretty badly.
26:11Is Dr. Kemper doing the surgery? I called ahead to put in a good word.
26:15Yeah, it's Kemper. Thank you for doing that.
26:19Okay, of course.
26:24He's gonna be okay. He's gonna be okay.
26:36I'm sorry I left the door open.
26:42It's probably me.
26:47Are you okay?
26:50Are you okay?
26:51No.
26:53Not.
26:58This isn't working.
27:00I know. I know.
27:04I know.
27:05We need a divorce.
27:11I know.
27:18I'm so sorry.
27:31With you.
27:41Our hearts are free.
27:46So tell me, what's wrong with the feeling?
27:51I'm a flower.
27:54You're the bee.
27:55It's my shoulders that you and me
28:00I'm in love, I'm in life
28:04I belong to the stars and sky
28:09Let's pretend we are from one night
28:14With my hands in those babies
28:17I want to be in love, baby
28:22Ooh, don't leave me waiting
28:24I got real love, baby
28:27Waiting till you taste me
28:29I want real love, baby
28:31There's a world inside me
28:34I can be just using
28:36Just before I'm in
28:38My heart's up to me
28:42So tell me what's wrong with
28:45Feeling I'm in power
28:49You're the need
28:51It's my shoulders that you and me
28:56I'm in love, I'm in life
29:01I belong to the stars and sky
29:05Let's pretend we are from one night
29:11With my hands in those babies
29:14I want real love, baby
29:19Ooh, don't leave me waiting
29:21I got real love, baby
29:23Waiting till you taste me
29:26I want real love, baby
29:57I want real love, baby
29:58I want real love, baby
29:58I want real love, baby
29:59I want real love, baby
29:59I want real love, baby
29:59I want real love, baby
29:59I want real love, baby
29:59I want real love, baby
30:00I want real love, baby
30:01I want real love, baby
30:01I want real love, baby
30:01I want real love, baby
30:01I want real love, baby
30:01I want real love, baby
30:03I want real love, baby
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