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00:00:06I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:00:08Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven.
00:00:10Is that milk?
00:00:11I haven't, it's a fancy!
00:00:12You can join the fun.
00:00:14And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:00:16He left us for dead, and now it's like nothing happened?
00:00:20I'll fucking kill you.
00:00:21Come on, do it.
00:00:23Fuck, butcher.
00:00:24Fuck you!
00:00:25You're just gonna drag us all down with you.
00:00:26Mom!
00:00:27Annie!
00:00:27How old was I when you let Vought pump me full of drugs?
00:00:32They promised that you'd have a chance at an extraordinary life.
00:00:35You told me that Daddy left because he lost all of our savings.
00:00:38Was it really bad investments?
00:00:40Your whole Marlboro Man act is fucking crap.
00:00:43And I'm...
00:00:43Ford Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vought was tested for V1.
00:00:47Is any more left out there?
00:00:49That would be the fucking place to look.
00:00:50V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:00:53Only worked on a handful of early soups.
00:00:56You and Stormfront.
00:00:58So we're at Stormfront?
00:00:59Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
00:01:01I think you know where he's Liberty?
00:01:02We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:01:04No without a virus.
00:01:05You said I was strong enough.
00:01:06You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:01:08I just said that so you'd get him out of town.
00:01:11My sweet, sweet boy.
00:01:20Homelander?
00:01:22Frank!
00:01:24Cracker.
00:01:27What's that smell?
00:01:28Oh, it might be my new perfume line.
00:01:31It's generally secret.
00:01:33No.
00:01:34That's my father.
00:01:36This soldier boy.
00:01:39I can smell them all over you.
00:01:41Right.
00:01:42Of course, because we was just prepping for our interview.
00:01:46Prepping?
00:01:47Mm-hmm.
00:01:51I need you for something.
00:01:53You do?
00:01:57I have received the most wonderful message.
00:02:01Mm-hmm.
00:02:02I was visited by an angel.
00:02:08And she foretold my destiny.
00:02:13Well, praise be.
00:02:15And what is it?
00:02:18God.
00:02:20Sir, that is wonderful.
00:02:22There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
00:02:24No, no.
00:02:25Not serving the Lord.
00:02:29Being the Lord.
00:02:32I am the Messiah.
00:02:36I am the Savior of the world.
00:02:39The Messiah?
00:02:42Yes.
00:02:47Congrats.
00:02:53I always knew I was special.
00:02:55I knew it.
00:02:56I suffered.
00:02:57I suffered so many hardships.
00:03:00I couldn't understand why.
00:03:04But you.
00:03:06You.
00:03:07You always saw it.
00:03:09Didn't you?
00:03:11You knew all along I was special.
00:03:15That is why I have chosen you.
00:03:17To spread the word of my coming.
00:03:23How?
00:03:24Well, we control the most powerful media apparatus on Earth.
00:03:28Jesus would kill for our marketing.
00:03:31Mm-hmm.
00:03:34What do you say?
00:03:37Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir.
00:03:56Oh, there he is.
00:03:58Back from the dead.
00:04:01Oh, easy, does it?
00:04:02Easy.
00:04:05Yeah.
00:04:15This is a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
00:04:18I never saw it.
00:04:20What?
00:04:20Bollocks.
00:04:20I showed it to you.
00:04:21No, you show me Star Wars, and Mom never let me watch any of them.
00:04:25They're with that guy from Regarding Henry, right?
00:04:28Yeah.
00:04:29Anyway, there's this bit, see?
00:04:33Young Luke, ops in his spaceship, fucks off to the Barney with his old man Darth Vader.
00:04:38Cops...
00:04:39Wait, Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
00:04:42Yeah.
00:04:44It's a bit of a spoiler.
00:04:46It's a bit of a spoiler, but anyway, listen.
00:04:46The point is, you should have waited till we got the virus sorted.
00:04:50This is a war.
00:04:52And you're the best weapon we got, but you ain't no use to anyone.
00:04:56If you go put yourself into a body bag before we put on my hand or in one.
00:05:01At least I was brave enough to try.
00:05:03Well, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
00:05:08You don't give a shit about me.
00:05:10Maybe you never did.
00:05:16Yeah, I'll fetch you some more water.
00:05:26Fucking teenagers
00:05:48Welcome back
00:05:50Oh
00:06:17Check you out
00:06:18Thank you, thank you
00:06:19Alright, you twats are all done with fashion week
00:06:21Let's get to work, yeah?
00:06:23Frenchy, how long till we got a dose big enough?
00:06:25No, there was so little virus left
00:06:28It needs time to multiply
00:06:29You know what they say, huh?
00:06:31Cook low and slow
00:06:32How fucking long?
00:06:34Weeks at least
00:06:35Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now
00:06:37That place got shut down 80 years ago
00:06:39If there's any V1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find
00:06:42And there is also the small matter of the likely V-dub beast
00:06:45That spilled those Boy Scouts in out like a Cadbury a la creme, huh?
00:06:48Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
00:06:51Odds are they're ten steps ahead
00:06:53If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, we save you
00:06:56And if you give a shit, if Homelander gets it, he's immortal
00:07:00Virus is useless and we're fucked sideways
00:07:03So who wants to go to Clearfield?
00:07:09Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
00:07:10He's gone, he legged it
00:07:12I wonder whose fault that is
00:07:15Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate
00:07:17Unless you can tell us where Starlight is
00:07:26Right, let's get cracking
00:07:42Annie
00:07:44Dad
00:07:51Hey, listen, I need to talk to you
00:07:53All ears
00:07:55Okay, can you please stop doing that?
00:08:05How did you find me?
00:08:07I've been looking for months
00:08:08You are really good at hiding
00:08:10It has been 20 years
00:08:12And that's the first thing that you have to say to me?
00:08:15What should I say?
00:08:18Dad?
00:08:24Annie, this is your brother, Mason
00:08:29It's simple, Mr. President, you defund the public schools and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies
00:08:36You don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke jihadis, do you?
00:08:42Thank you, sir
00:08:43Thank you, sir
00:08:46Let me be clear
00:08:47Nobody summons me
00:08:48The last time I let a black woman boss me around was Nell Carter
00:08:52With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco
00:08:54B.A.
00:08:55Flagged a deal point for your movie
00:08:57We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, a big bowl of cocaine
00:09:01It's in my writer
00:09:02From 1984
00:09:03I think I can have whatever the fuck I want
00:09:06You're welcome to take it up with Homelander
00:09:08When he gets back from Fort Harmony
00:09:12Fort Harmony
00:09:13Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart
00:09:17And we think there's a strong chance of finding V1
00:09:20At Fort Harmony
00:09:22Isn't that where Dr. Vaught first injected you?
00:09:28It's great news
00:09:29If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you
00:09:34You'll get to spend eternity together, father and son
00:09:37Forever
00:09:40Hmm
00:09:42When did he leave?
00:09:43Hasn't left yet
00:09:45Maybe you could go with him
00:09:48Show him where to look
00:09:49After all, it knows that place better than you
00:10:09It's weird
00:10:10No birds or animals, it's like
00:10:12Fucking hell
00:10:12Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't ya?
00:10:15Well if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker
00:10:27Oh, fuck that
00:10:28Nah, not really my type, son
00:10:31Hey, how about trying a little respect?
00:10:32You know, Huey's right, Butcher
00:10:33You should take her out to dinner first
00:10:38Let's see here
00:10:39Based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while
00:10:43Something ripped them apart
00:10:44Whatever killed those boy scouts might still stop these woods
00:10:48Let's get a move on then
00:10:50Didn't come out here to get bumped by Bigfoot
00:11:03Mmm
00:11:05Goddamn, this is delicious
00:11:07Why do we so long to try this?
00:11:09What am I worried about?
00:11:11Probably the highest honor fish can have given their lives to me
00:11:15I'm about to go to Little Fish Heaven with 47 Virgin Tuna
00:11:18Yo! What the fuck, bro?
00:11:21I trusted you
00:11:22Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
00:11:23You think going full method is easy?
00:11:25Do you know how hard it's been to not talk?
00:11:28My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it
00:11:30But I fucking committed
00:11:32I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over
00:11:35Wait, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:11:38I thought we were friends
00:11:39I hit your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are
00:11:42How your powers are a joke
00:11:44How you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian
00:11:46Nobody says that
00:11:47Yes, they do
00:11:49All the time
00:11:50Well, let's not make a federal case out of this brobie, Wade
00:11:52I needed a win from Homelander
00:11:53Edgar was it
00:11:54It's a doggy-dog world
00:11:56Is that what you think the phrase is?
00:11:58Whatever
00:11:59Just put your fucking mask back on
00:12:02Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
00:12:04You better watch your fucking back
00:12:05Oh, yeah?
00:12:06What are you gonna do about it?
00:12:08Homelander's stoked about Edgar
00:12:09He loves me right now
00:12:11How long is that gonna last?
00:12:12You really think you're more important to him than his own father?
00:12:32Oh, man, the view from back here was crazy
00:12:36You love it
00:12:38Hon
00:12:40Hmm?
00:12:40Your super scream
00:12:43We really gotta get you a stronger ball gag
00:12:45The way you punish my sin pit
00:12:47Ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough
00:12:50I gotta say
00:12:51When Sage said I should marry you for the optics
00:12:54I hung up on her
00:12:55But I do love busting gushers
00:13:00All over your pathetic worm face
00:13:02Oh, baby
00:13:21Oh, shoot
00:13:22I gotta run
00:13:23I forgot I have a meeting with the worship team
00:13:25He's lying
00:13:26The church is bankrupt
00:13:27Wait, what?
00:13:28The church is bankrupt?
00:13:30What?
00:13:30Who?
00:13:31Did back Ashley tell you that?
00:13:32After all that hot eye contact I was giving her?
00:13:34That two-faced bitch
00:13:35How do you lose money on a megachurch?
00:13:37You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes
00:13:39Attendance is down
00:13:40Donations are drying up
00:13:42And I'm sure the two Gulf Streams don't help
00:13:43How deep in the hole are you?
00:13:46Just, uh...
00:13:48150 million
00:13:49Jesus Christ!
00:13:51Are you kidding me?
00:13:52You were supposed to get me a 12 point bump with evangelicals
00:13:54Not hauled before Congress
00:13:55Hey
00:13:56What happened
00:13:57To how much you love busting gushers on my face?
00:14:00That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Fay
00:14:02This is ethics committees
00:14:03Subpoenas
00:14:04Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day
00:14:06Well, what are we gonna do?
00:14:07We?
00:14:08You tell me
00:14:09You're the fucking emissary of God
00:14:12Ma'am, you have a visitor?
00:14:13I need y'all's help with something
00:14:17Dang
00:14:19Smells like a wet shit in a Waffle House in here
00:14:27Any son of super cunt?
00:14:29Could already be inside
00:14:32Well
00:14:34Let's find out
00:14:38What's wrong?
00:14:39Annie
00:14:42She'll come back
00:14:43Oh
00:14:44I almost died
00:14:46But she made it all about her
00:14:47And she took off
00:14:48I mean, last year
00:14:49I got bad touched by a shapeshifter
00:14:50And she still found a way to make it about her
00:14:53She can be such a fucking bitch
00:14:59Ah
00:15:01Jesus, sorry, I didn't mean for that to come out so harsh
00:15:19Fuckin' hell
00:15:20What the fuck happened here?
00:15:22Our vida beast enjoyed an amuse-bush, perhaps?
00:15:27Well, explains why we didn't hear no animals
00:15:29I said that ten minutes ago
00:15:31To be here
00:15:33çıkar
00:15:55Heav determine if she had to work
00:15:57always wanted it's nice to finally meet you so you knew about this you know it's funny i must
00:16:05have asked you like a hundred times to go to vatland but you always said the roller coasters
00:16:09would make you nauseous he said that i couldn't get him off that thing
00:16:19how's your mom she's okay she's in hiding but she's okay
00:16:25you're a cop deputy deputy i thought you were working from the telephone company when's the
00:16:32last time you saw a payphone so does that mean you're rounding up starlighters you mean terrorists
00:16:39mason sorry am i being rude we're all good with serving tea to the soup serial killer in our
00:16:44living room that's enough you know what i'm sorry i'm sorry i've put you guys in danger
00:16:53just like being here you're right keeping me a secret i'll just go annie wait
00:17:02i'm making a stroganoff well it's hamburger helper but have dinner with us
00:17:06wash your clothes take a shower no offense but you could use one
00:17:14this is insane
00:17:21really we're getting fucking mendo for lunch again baja green goddess with impossible chorizo
00:17:26yeah can somebody make a run to home depot and get me some organic peat moss soil three pounds
00:17:30thank you all right y'all let's keep it going blue sky day no bad ideas just gotta
00:17:36sell homelander is our lord and savior's all all right it's first thought theater but what if he
00:17:41performed a miracle on live tv he could part the red sea and send some refugees back where they came
00:17:45from oh you couldn't do it live though we'd have to vfx the entire thing right this is a yes
00:17:49and
00:17:49oh yes and you're an idiot okay uh the bad version is he turns water into wine
00:17:56wait a quick game of opposites here what if it was something not fucking terrible
00:18:01like what if homelander flew into all the major holy sites in the world that the people meet their
00:18:08new god in person huh who selfies with god pitching off of that we could put him on a throne
00:18:15on the temple mount that is your poster right there amen this is amazing and for the record
00:18:23homelander is 100 god um but won't some people say he's not
00:18:30a homelander church would bring in homelander box office we prayed to god for help
00:18:34he's answering looks like fire crotch has a point excuse me the other fire crotch
00:18:40madam vice president because according to the snap poll here only 22 percent of americans would
00:18:45even accept homelander as their one true god making a real uphill battle to get him into
00:18:49the 70s which is where he'd need to be you know i'd say it's all about numbers with you
00:18:54suits but vod plus never releases any look what we need to do is tell a story
00:19:03who here has read joseph campbell jesus christ no wonder the lamplight or light a justice finale
00:19:09got a d-minus on av club okay i had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch
00:19:15of
00:19:16assholes from the avenging squad prequel you try and make a good finale out of that the problem is
00:19:20we are trying to sell a product that no one is asking for like new coke right everybody already
00:19:26loves jesus they want to eat right out of his asshole figuratively speaking of course jesus was a great
00:19:35man yeah the things he preached turning the other cheek and taking in foreigners caring for the poor
00:19:47that shit don't sell no more no what we need is a church that preaches american america is god's
00:19:57government and we are his chosen people manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit
00:20:07with a real american hero as our savior
00:20:15the democratic church
00:20:20of america
00:20:25you heard the numbers the public won't accept it if we come out and call homelander god
00:20:30i know what to call him
00:20:36the orson wells wore a cape cover his fat ass
00:20:40well we could still fly the rest of the way i told you you're not fucking carrying me
00:20:45all right
00:20:50oh my god
00:20:54a couple of uggos
00:20:58change your mind
00:21:02yesterday you told me you wouldn't help me
00:21:07firecracker said you looked up to me
00:21:09guess you're not a complete idiot
00:21:13i never said that
00:21:15you want my help or not
00:21:19the other day
00:21:20when clara vod's name came up
00:21:22i got the impression you knew her
00:21:25i fucked her once or twice that's all
00:21:30what you did
00:21:32uh
00:21:34and uh
00:21:34i guess we're related in more ways than one
00:21:40where is she
00:21:43dead
00:21:45suicide
00:21:46oh shit
00:21:47she never off herself
00:21:49yeah well she did
00:21:52did you see a body
00:22:12hey
00:22:13follow something
00:22:17blueprints
00:22:19yeah and there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground
00:22:22there's a lab
00:22:23if the v1 is here that's where it should be
00:22:25blueprints
00:22:25what a fucking magic
00:22:27if the v1's here
00:22:28it ought to be in the lab
00:22:30i just said that
00:22:31are you ever gonna fucking listen to me
00:22:32as soon as you say something worth listening to love
00:22:35why do you have to be such an asshole
00:22:37well finally twig now have you
00:22:38no you remind me every day
00:22:39oh
00:22:41real father of the year
00:22:42getting ryan to fight your battles for you
00:22:44says the twat
00:22:45who turned his dad into a fucking zombie
00:22:46that killed him
00:22:47okay you know what
00:22:48it's not just ryan
00:22:49look at what you did to m
00:22:50the fuck did he do to me
00:22:51he dragged you down into shit with him
00:22:53and the worst part
00:22:54you let him do it
00:22:54you fucking pussy
00:22:55everyone
00:22:56s'il vous plaît
00:22:57pussy
00:22:58something is wrong here
00:22:59this fucking nonce just called you a pussy
00:23:01you're gonna let him get away with that
00:23:02want me to put you in the fucking dirt
00:23:04yeah fucking do it
00:23:05do it
00:23:06fucking do it
00:23:07whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
00:23:08hey that's enough
00:23:10none of you ever listen to me
00:23:12listen to you
00:23:12you get jealous whenever i talk to anyone else
00:23:14i don't need you to translate for me anymore
00:23:16i'm not your fucking pet
00:23:18nah but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal
00:23:21hey stop
00:23:22can you not see there is something strange about this place
00:23:25we need to focus
00:23:27v1
00:23:28huh
00:23:32allons-y
00:23:46mason
00:23:53sorry about him he's
00:23:54it's okay i used to be his age
00:23:57i saw the sign out front
00:23:59in this house we believe in homelander
00:24:01your boss of the department made everybody put them up
00:24:04in answer to a soup named live wire now
00:24:06i don't round up starlighters by the way
00:24:09when that order comes in i catch the flu
00:24:12and the other deputies
00:24:13they think that starlighters are coming for their kids
00:24:16but that's a lie that vod sells
00:24:18i know that
00:24:19then why don't you say anything
00:24:21the last guy that spoke up disappeared in the middle of the night
00:24:25with his wife and kids
00:24:26i'm not proud of it any
00:24:29but i have a family to protect
00:24:34i came here to get you know some answers
00:24:36and some closure before
00:24:39time runs out but
00:24:40not what you expected
00:24:43you could say that
00:24:46after you left i told myself that
00:24:48you know you just you didn't want kids
00:24:50but maybe
00:24:52you just
00:24:53didn't want me
00:25:01have a seat
00:25:37this movie was shit
00:25:38i did consider asking you for my money back
00:25:41i didn't always approve of the choices you made
00:25:44but i was always proud of you
00:25:48maybe even more proud when you quit
00:25:55why did you leave
00:25:59the first time i saw your mother was
00:26:01on a church mission
00:26:03el salvador
00:26:04we were young
00:26:07wanted to save the world
00:26:09we were
00:26:11so happy
00:26:12when you came along
00:26:14and your mom was dead certain
00:26:16that giving you v
00:26:17was
00:26:18gonna give you a better life
00:26:20better than a
00:26:22payphone repairman
00:26:23could give you
00:26:24she asked me
00:26:25do you know how we can really change the world
00:26:28raise a superhero
00:26:29so you
00:26:30you
00:26:31got on board
00:26:33until
00:26:34she started telling you
00:26:36you were chosen by god
00:26:39and
00:26:39the thing is
00:26:40you believed it
00:26:42and then she believed it
00:26:44and i just
00:26:47i couldn't keep lying to you
00:26:49so
00:26:49i left
00:26:51you never even reached out
00:26:52to do what
00:26:53shatter your dreams
00:26:54keep lying to you
00:26:55i had taken either
00:26:57i needed you
00:27:04if i could go back and change things i would
00:27:09i should have been there for you
00:27:12should have stood up for you
00:27:15i'm sorry i left annie
00:27:19it runs in the family i guess
00:27:23what do you mean
00:27:24i flipped out the other day
00:27:25and i ditched someone i really love
00:27:29it's like he's um
00:27:30it's like he's my heart
00:27:31walking
00:27:32on the outside
00:27:33and if they got to him
00:27:35annie
00:27:36the people we love
00:27:38aren't a weakness
00:27:40they're the reason that we fight
00:27:53hey is it alright if i talk to him
00:27:55of course
00:27:56just
00:27:58knock first
00:28:01i learned that lesson the hard way
00:28:15yeah
00:28:16the love is this way
00:28:19oh
00:28:22fucking hell
00:28:23they've been here a minute
00:28:24haven't they
00:28:27decades
00:28:32hunters
00:28:33look at their knives
00:28:35these men
00:28:37they kill each other
00:28:38what if there is a monster here
00:28:41but it's us
00:28:42what the fuck you on about frenchie
00:28:44toxoplasmosis
00:28:45it's a parasite in cat shit
00:28:47it can affect humans
00:28:48makes them react with explosive anger
00:28:51you think we ate cat shit
00:28:52ate
00:28:54no
00:28:54if the v1 spilled into the ground water
00:28:57it could mutate at the plants
00:28:59their spores fills us with rage
00:29:01we murder each other and voila
00:29:04we're plant food for these vines
00:29:08okay so like the last of us
00:29:11no that is just a walking dead with mushrooms
00:29:14the dead campers
00:29:16the animals
00:29:17these hunters
00:29:18surely you all
00:29:19see how strangely you've been acting
00:29:21us
00:29:22i've seen you blow cocaine up your dick hole
00:29:24wait
00:29:25you have a point
00:29:26the copy of some amount of drugs i've taken for decades
00:29:29has surely altered my brain chemistry
00:29:31that's why i'm not affected
00:29:33i guess being a junkie was good for something after all
00:29:37romeo and fucking juliet
00:29:39you two survive this war
00:29:41i give this six months tops
00:29:45well fucking well
00:29:58let's fucking go
00:30:03where are you going
00:30:05you gotta top those cunts
00:30:06get us killed you fucking idiots
00:30:09neither of you are thinking street
00:30:11get that fucking gun out of my face frenchie
00:30:13that ain't gonna do shit to me sonny
00:30:15no but i will
00:30:17homelander and soldier boy kill you
00:30:19then kill us
00:30:20then if there's any v1 here
00:30:22it's homelander's
00:30:24does that make your family safe
00:30:26is that the revenge you seek
00:30:29does that make things right for becca
00:30:34fine
00:30:41we must hurry before we tear each other apart
00:30:44or the soups do
00:30:48so what's the
00:30:49god god
00:30:50what the fuck frenchie
00:30:51it's deer urine
00:30:53hunters use it to attract prey
00:30:54but we will use it to hide our scent from homelander
00:30:56you spray that shit on me
00:30:58and i'll rip your fucking head off
00:31:01i ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss
00:31:03to save our asses
00:31:07it's just science bro
00:31:09when you jizz
00:31:10masculine vitality leaves your body
00:31:12gotta hold that shit in
00:31:13right noir
00:31:15right noir
00:31:16fuck you
00:31:19looks like you hit the wrong button there broseph
00:31:21bitch
00:31:22says what
00:31:24what
00:31:25what
00:31:26i just
00:31:32want to talk
00:31:36wow
00:31:37your picture was never up there
00:31:38yeah good
00:31:41good
00:31:42good
00:31:42i mean uh yeah no that's
00:31:44good
00:31:45i don't put traitors on my wall
00:31:47okay you know
00:31:49what they say about me none of it's true
00:31:51do you mean the part that you blew your way into the seven or that you're a terrorist who trafficked
00:31:55children
00:31:56so that's like a hard no on getting into the back of my van
00:32:00hey look
00:32:01you go to school at homelander academy and you come home and you watch thousands of tiktoks every day
00:32:10how is the truth supposed to compete with that
00:32:12whatever
00:32:14whatever you're like the fbi's most wanted
00:32:17okay well like it or not the fbi's most wanted is your sister so you can keep being an asshole
00:32:22about it or you know we can also talk about it
00:32:24is there a third option
00:32:31let me guess
00:32:32chocolate cream fells
00:32:34every thursday morning
00:32:35right
00:32:37dad used to take me before school
00:32:41that's one of the things i miss the most actually
00:32:44i think he was just taking me as his beard
00:32:49yeah i feel like he's giving me diabetes
00:33:15it's not here
00:33:16fuck this and fuck you and fuck me this is a goddamn waste of time
00:33:25putcher
00:33:26take a look
00:33:28maybe some motherfucker beat us to it
00:33:31not too long ago neither
00:33:32they punched 80 years of rust right off the safe
00:33:36now how many soups do we know that can punch this hard
00:33:40dozen maybe more
00:33:42what is it
00:33:45heroin
00:33:46heroin
00:33:46of course you would fucking know that
00:33:52so
00:33:53punch like a bleeding sledgehammer
00:33:56a lot of taste for a fucking smack
00:34:00bombsite
00:34:01no one has seen bombsite for decades
00:34:04he's likely dead
00:34:05what if he's not asshole
00:34:07it'd be about the only other cunt that would know this shit was here
00:34:10you mean bombsite from soldier boys first team
00:34:12wouldn't he have already been shot up with v1
00:34:14what do you need more for
00:34:22hey ed everything all right
00:34:24yeah i'm sorry to bother you on your day off
00:34:26this is gonna sound crazy
00:34:27is starlight in there
00:34:30i'm sorry what
00:34:31i got a call from mason
00:34:33but it's a joke right
00:34:35tell me it's a joke
00:34:44she's my daughter
00:34:45your daughter
00:34:46jesus christ can i ever fucking lie
00:34:49i've known you twenty years
00:34:50i should have told you
00:34:52she's a serial killer
00:34:53she's not
00:34:54i promise you
00:34:56i'm begging you
00:34:58get back in your cruiser
00:34:59and let this go
00:35:01are you crazy
00:35:01i am not dying
00:35:03in a prison camp over this
00:35:04i gotta take her in
00:35:07you need to step aside
00:35:08right now
00:35:09please ed just take a breath
00:35:13hands up right now
00:35:14i don't think so
00:35:15walk away
00:35:18ed put it down
00:35:20i said now
00:35:21walk away
00:35:22no you're under arrest
00:35:23ed relax
00:35:24everybody please
00:35:25i'm warning you
00:35:26i said walk away
00:35:27with the both of you
00:35:28fucking stop
00:35:35i'm sorry
00:35:36i just
00:35:37ed
00:35:37we sit next to each other
00:35:38in church every sunday
00:35:39after pam died
00:35:41you ate dinner here
00:35:42for how many months
00:35:43yeah
00:35:43and you lied to my face
00:35:45the whole time
00:35:45i know you're scared
00:35:46i'm scared too
00:35:47but what vat's been making us do
00:35:48pulling people out of their homes
00:35:50our neighbors
00:35:51and sending them to
00:35:54god knows where
00:35:55you know it's wrong
00:36:00and it's my daughter
00:36:01and i love her
00:36:02i should have stood up
00:36:03for a long time ago
00:36:05she's not what they say
00:36:06she is
00:36:06she's a good person ed
00:36:08and if good people
00:36:09stop trying to do
00:36:10the right thing
00:36:11then what the hell
00:36:11chance do we have
00:36:18she better be gone
00:36:19in an hour
00:36:20or i swear to god
00:36:21i'm coming back
00:36:22with live wire
00:36:23i'm hauling you both in
00:36:26thanks
00:36:26thank you
00:36:39smells like deer piss
00:36:41the last time i was here
00:36:42i was fresh off the front lines
00:36:44still picking nazi brains
00:36:45out of my hair
00:36:46and only the best of the best
00:36:48got selected for dr vat's trials
00:36:50not soft little hog chompers
00:36:53of course
00:36:54i forgot how tough you were
00:36:56hey
00:36:56i'm not the weirdo
00:36:57who doesn't fuck
00:36:58i mean your cock's
00:37:00as useless as your cape
00:37:01what's the point of being famous
00:37:02if you're not getting
00:37:03your dick wet
00:37:03oh
00:37:04oh my dick was
00:37:05sopping wet
00:37:06when i pulled it out of stormfront
00:37:07and wiped it on her fucking chin
00:37:17oh look more uggos
00:37:21friends of yours
00:37:28oh shit
00:37:30they're right above us
00:37:31oh we best get the fuck out of here
00:37:33come on
00:37:33hey
00:37:34what about the v1
00:37:35if your bombsite has a v1
00:37:36then it saves us from having to torch it
00:37:38what are you talking about
00:37:41who's us
00:37:45what
00:37:46you think the world needs more immortal cunts do you
00:37:48we need it
00:37:49to save annie
00:37:51and kimiko
00:37:52you've been planning this
00:37:53this whole time
00:37:54haven't you
00:37:54shh
00:37:55homelander will hear us
00:37:56and you
00:37:56you've just been going along with it again
00:37:59we can't take the risk
00:38:00huey
00:38:00and if she has to be collateral damage
00:38:02so that homelander dies
00:38:03and my daughter lives
00:38:04we ain't got no fucking choice
00:38:06it was easy for you to say
00:38:07it won't fucking kill you
00:38:08well at least he knows
00:38:09we're in to keep this gob shop
00:38:10and do as he's fucking told
00:38:12excuse me
00:38:13no no no
00:38:13we don't have time for this
00:38:14we need to find a way out
00:38:15you want to know a little secret butcher
00:38:16i cheered when i found out that you were dying
00:38:19because at least we'd finally be done with your miserable ass
00:38:21you know i used to say to these guys
00:38:23don't give up on butcher
00:38:24there's good in him
00:38:25fighting to get out
00:38:26i was wrong
00:38:27if there was anything human in there
00:38:29it's dead
00:38:30underneath that chest full of octococks
00:38:32you are just a fucking monster
00:38:34maybe i like it better
00:38:36the parasite's not just in you
00:38:37it is you
00:38:38you're the cancer
00:38:39lower your voices
00:38:40you're just as bad as homelander
00:38:42maybe worse
00:38:43and i'm not gonna let you drag us all down with you
00:38:45and what you gonna do about it
00:38:46i'll fucking kill you
00:38:53please
00:38:53calm down
00:39:10come on
00:39:11i mean if butcher will let you
00:39:20everybody please stop
00:39:41where'd you think you're going
00:39:45okay
00:39:51don't
00:39:51tough guy my ass
00:39:55what
00:39:56you
00:39:57your whole bit
00:39:58this whole guts and glory thing
00:40:00what a fucking joke
00:40:02i read your classified file
00:40:04your brother
00:40:06won a silver star for bravery at anzio
00:40:08and that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in dr pot's trials
00:40:13because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory
00:40:18making you look all the more feeble in comparison
00:40:23you don't know shit about me
00:40:25you don't know shit about me
00:40:26really
00:40:29i know that when they tried to inject you with the fee
00:40:32you were so fucking petrified that they had to strap you to the table
00:40:35and you pissed yourself
00:40:37crying for your mommy
00:40:40like the whiny spoiled little rich boy that you are
00:40:46they gave you the world
00:40:47and you
00:40:48you deserve nothing
00:40:51oh christ what's this shit hole now
00:40:56what are you doing
00:41:02oh well done
00:41:04i'll be out of here in 30 seconds
00:41:06maybe
00:41:07maybe not
00:41:11enriched uranium
00:41:12they'd stick us soups in there to see if we could survive an atomic bomb
00:41:15now for normal joe they'd be dead in minutes
00:41:17but for you
00:41:18it's a stomach flu
00:41:20good luck though
00:41:21getting out of a soup proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass
00:41:35where are you going
00:41:36i'm gonna go destroy any v1 that i find you triple crown cock jockey
00:41:41why
00:41:42you don't get it do you
00:41:44how much i can't fucking stand you
00:41:58how much i can't find you
00:42:32come on son
00:42:35come and have a go
00:42:38come on
00:42:45come on
00:42:46come on
00:42:46come on
00:42:47come on
00:42:57Oh, if only the world could see you now.
00:43:02Not so fucking super, are you?
00:43:05You, uh, you got a bit.
00:43:14Did your dad put you in time out?
00:43:17That's got a sting.
00:43:18Knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you.
00:43:24What's the matter?
00:43:25Can't cut your tongue?
00:43:28Well, wonders ever cease.
00:43:32Tell me something.
00:43:36If you did get the juice on you, you think that makes you a god, don't you?
00:43:42Seems like I know you pretty well after all.
00:43:45Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats gargling your bollocks and singing those Anna,
00:43:52you still wouldn't be happy.
00:43:54Because deep down, you're just a weak, thin-skinned, needy little boy.
00:44:02Now you beat the shit out here on some.
00:44:06Don't get weaker than that.
00:44:18Brian is alive because he's strong.
00:44:23Because he's my son.
00:44:25The son of God.
00:44:27You ain't no god.
00:44:29How's about I go fetch the virus,
00:44:31and then we'll watch you shit your fucking spine out?
00:44:38You don't have it, do you?
00:44:43The virus.
00:44:51Don't I?
00:44:52No.
00:44:55You don't.
00:44:56You would have used it by now.
00:45:03You have no way to stop me, do you?
00:45:07Oh, William.
00:45:08You have no idea what you're up against.
00:45:12You can't intervene.
00:45:14I will get the V1.
00:45:17And when I do,
00:45:19I'm gonna flee you alive.
00:45:21And you, Starlight,
00:45:24all the non-believers,
00:45:26you're all gonna fucking drown
00:45:29in your own blood.
00:45:32I promise you,
00:45:33before I die,
00:45:38I'll fucking have you.
00:45:40You're all fucking paste!
00:45:43I can take what's mine.
00:45:46And that makes this whole fucking shitball
00:45:49my birthright!
00:45:52My destiny!
00:46:25Fucker!
00:46:27Shit!
00:46:30Fucker!
00:46:32Shit!
00:46:40Oh, my God.
00:47:11Oh, my God.
00:47:46Oh, my God.
00:48:06Oh, my God.
00:48:10Oh, my God.
00:48:41Oh, my God.
00:48:42You still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:48:43This creature is nothing but hate.
00:48:46It makes us hate.
00:48:48He's the curse of all of this.
00:48:51Listen to me.
00:48:53You are the only one who can end it.
00:48:55Put us down to his misery.
00:48:57Put him out of his misery?
00:48:58No, no, God, no.
00:49:00No, I like him like this.
00:49:03Ah, fuck you, bitch!
00:49:07Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
00:49:09Fuck you.
00:49:11Fuck you!
00:49:12Because I still got it.
00:49:13I got all of it.
00:49:14I fucking won!
00:49:20If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
00:49:31I know why Queen hates you.
00:49:33Oh, is that right?
00:49:34Because he sees you for what you really are.
00:49:37He was a real soldier.
00:49:39You were just a boy playing dress-up.
00:49:41But you got to be the hero?
00:49:43Well, he got to be this?
00:49:45Now, where's the justice in that?
00:49:47It should be you up there.
00:49:49Shoot him.
00:49:49It should be your pain.
00:49:53You are nothing but a coward.
00:49:55I said shut your fucking mouth!
00:50:16Huey?
00:50:19I'm...
00:50:20I'm sorry.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:27Me too.
00:51:02Oh fuck, I'm sorry, I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:12Oh fuck, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:51:41A little bit of Erica by my side, a little bit of Rita's all I need, a little bit of
00:51:47Tina's what I see, a little bit of Sandra in the sun, a little bit of Mary all night long.
00:51:57Well, that was the best star enough I have ever had.
00:52:01It definitely wasn't, but that's kind of you.
00:52:08You have something you want to say?
00:52:10Sorry.
00:52:13You want to try that again?
00:52:16I'm sorry.
00:52:17Good, but you're grounded until you're 20.
00:52:20More like 30.
00:52:22I hope we see each other again.
00:52:25Me too.
00:52:34Annie.
00:52:35Don't make the same mistake I did.
00:52:38Don't give up on the people you love.
00:52:40All right.
00:53:10I about to kill you too.
00:53:12Felix?
00:53:18It's scary.
00:53:23Oh shit.
00:53:27That's scary.
00:53:27It's scary.
00:53:27It's scary.
00:53:36You never had this, they never loved.
00:53:37Can't work with anything, a lot.
00:53:39Oh.
00:53:54Believe it wasn't here.
00:54:04Are you...
00:54:07Are you crying?
00:54:12Just fucking do it already.
00:54:49Well, we wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up.
00:54:54You know, taking charge was the most horrible thing I've ever done. Never let me do it again. Never.
00:55:07I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man whore.
00:55:10I don't remember you calling me that.
00:55:13I didn't.
00:55:14I thought I did.
00:55:17You're not wrong.
00:55:18I was once, but I'm clean now.
00:55:23And I can be whatever you need.
00:55:56I don't want to change you.
00:55:57I can't thrive in it, which is fine, but... I can't go back to that.
00:56:08So where does that leave us?
00:56:37I'm sorry.
00:56:40I shouldn't have left you. I should have been here.
00:56:41Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't super good dead in this.
00:57:01Listen, mate, that shot I said.
00:57:03Hey, don't tell me you didn't mean it, I...
00:57:06Because I show his helmet in every fucking word I said.
00:57:10So we've got a problem?
00:57:17We cool, man.
00:57:19We cool.
00:57:28What are you doing?
00:57:29Just thinking.
00:57:31Well, the shit show is on.
00:57:59We are truly, truly fortunate to bear witness on this day.
00:58:04Because today is the greatest day in the history of Samaritan's Embrace.
00:58:10Can I get an amen?
00:58:11Amen!
00:58:13I mean, I love all this love, but don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
00:58:18I did.
00:58:20Now I believe in Homelander.
00:58:21She's lying.
00:58:22No shit.
00:58:23Excuse me?
00:58:27But today, brothers and sisters, today, we set America back on its true course!
00:58:33Yes!
00:58:34Starting today, brothers and sisters, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
00:58:42We will be patriots of faith!
00:58:46We will fulfill our founding father's dream!
00:58:50Today, starting today, Samaritan's Embrace becomes the Democratic Church of America!
00:59:03And here to share his holy plan for our new church.
00:59:07He is not just a man.
00:59:10He is not just a superman.
00:59:18He is the prophet of the Lord!
00:59:25He is the prophet of America!
00:59:30He is the prophet of America!
00:59:46He is the prophet of America!
00:59:49He is true!
00:59:51He is the prophet!
00:59:52Not just oneefus!
00:59:53Hello!
00:59:55big 500 grams!
00:59:59GangsterLY BABY wins!
01:00:05We will put out!
01:00:11Yo!
01:00:11woo
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