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00:37Thank you. Thank you, and welcome to the Vought International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:47Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:50It's places, ladies. It's places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:53Up to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:56Stay in line. Keep it tight.
01:00Come on.
01:01Stay in line. Stay in line.
01:03This is running for you to say, no brain here.
01:22Starlighters running wild. Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
01:26But we said no. We said enough. We said not in America.
01:33And together, we soared into a new golden gun!
01:52Keep going.
01:56Star!
01:56Starlighters running wild.
01:58We designated the Starlighters, a terrorist organization.
02:02Other people proudly serving in the armed forces, thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem.
02:09The new arm is up 21%.
02:12G-Man, days past from the future has grossed over two billion.
02:17Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
02:20But all of this, the most important truth is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
02:31All our nation!
02:34Yes!
02:37Yes!
02:38Yes!
02:38The new bitch Starlight tried to do on the southern border.
02:42Got it.
02:42Is there no depth to what that little wh-
02:46Who wonder Queen Mayhem?
02:47Who could be caught to be even a-
02:49Take these two!
02:50No, no.
02:51Just these two!
02:51Please!
02:51Now what?
02:52So they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
02:55Come on!
02:56No, Mayhem.
02:57No.
02:57You stay back!
02:59All of you, stay back!
03:00Please stay the fuck back and I'll laser you, goddammit!
03:03I'll laser every fucking one of you!
03:05No!
03:05What the fuck?
03:07No!
03:12No!
03:13No!
03:15No!
03:16No!
03:33This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign, period, and the American people have the good sense to call out a
03:40lie when they see
03:41Stay back! You're all lazy for every fucking woman!
03:46Stay back! You're all lazy for every fucking woman!
03:50Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
04:00Tough day. Sad day. When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
04:08This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deepfake put out by Marxist starlighters. Let's open it up.
04:15Chris Hayes.
04:16Vice President Barrett.
04:17Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking. Literally.
04:21And no. Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to
04:26the U.S. of A.
04:26That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
04:31Honestly. Do better?
04:33What about your so-called freedom camps? The starlighter dissidents?
04:36More clickbait.
04:38I mean, who doesn't love freedom?
04:39And camp.
04:40We knew this would happen sooner or later.
04:42We've been ready.
04:43In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't tell they're cleared from
04:49their collarbone.
04:49The share price is only down half a point. Besides that, damage is minimal.
04:54What's this?
04:55That is a Gutenberg Bible. Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
04:59You're really on top of the world, huh?
05:02Peter Thiel. The Obamas calling you for advice.
05:07Everyone loves you.
05:09You can't really think I care.
05:10Maybe you didn't used to.
05:11It's all for you.
05:13Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
05:15The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
05:18Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
05:22Saying that maybe I even did something to my son?
05:29No, everyone knows that Ryan is...
05:33Sorry, that he is a boarding school in Svalbard.
05:37That story's holding. We're good.
05:42How about you, Sage?
05:44Are you...
05:46good?
05:47I'm fine.
05:48You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
05:51You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
05:55No.
05:56Then just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?
06:03I was humiliated!
06:07As if people don't hate me enough.
06:09Your numbers are north of 96.
06:10Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure,
06:12but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts where it counts.
06:17Have you seen the memes?
06:18Have you seen the memes about me?
06:23Posting them should be a crime.
06:26Yes, but we can't go...
06:30Oh, you're serious.
06:32Uh, sir...
06:34Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
06:36It keeps people afraid.
06:37Shut up.
06:37No, no, no, no, no!
06:40You promised me, Caesar.
06:41He was stabbed by his best friends.
06:43Well, I can relate to that, but I need people to be devoted to me.
06:50May I speak freely?
06:51Give it a shot.
06:52I told you, no matter how much power you amass, it will not make you happy.
07:03You know what's gonna make me happy?
07:06I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
07:16I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
07:25That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and then I will take care of this once and for all.
07:33Consider it done, sir.
08:04I'm hypnotic, getting on right-wing inside
08:06Talk, talk with your wife
08:09You don't touch your son
08:12It can ask me to be
08:14If you hunger for someone
08:17You'll use your phone
08:19similarity
08:20The word
08:21I'm not finished
08:23YouĂcio number
08:24I don't have toplayer
08:26You don't have to joke
08:28You need touyo
08:43Do you mind being more careful?
08:45Désolé.
08:48Merci.
08:50Merci.
08:52Merci.
08:53Also, pears of any exploits.
08:56Enjoy.
09:01TĂ©robot.
09:03I'm not sure what you're doing.
09:12TĂ©robot.
09:13Get out of here!
09:13No!
09:13No!
09:18We'll go!
09:19No!
09:19No!
09:19No!
09:20No!
09:25No!
09:26No!
09:26No!
09:27No!
09:41Luis, a bebida.
09:57Any good the flight 37 made you out.
10:04That's all you have to say.
10:46Hello, Dad.
10:50Hello, Dad.
10:57You are a wanted man, me Judy.
11:01Want a bit of a layover?
11:04Before I pop in, say hello to Lenny and Mum.
11:10Proof is no good, innit?
11:13She's dead, and here you are.
11:16Thriving with arse cancer.
11:27Does it hurt when you take a shit?
11:29I fucking hope so.
11:30I didn't know how to get hold of you about the funeral.
11:33I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
11:36You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
11:37I paid for it.
11:38People like you and me don't get to spend a ton of heat with the likes of them.
11:44What did you come here for?
11:46Torture old man, eh?
11:50Where did you find that?
11:51In the attic.
11:53Reminds me of him.
12:02Five fucking weeks Lenny practiced that rings trick.
12:06I still remember the look on his face when he won.
12:09So fucking chuffed.
12:13And then he come home.
12:17And you called him a little poof.
12:21Well...
12:22Never looked at this again, did he?
12:24Why you here?
12:36There's no need to get angry.
12:38Oh, I ain't angry.
12:40I'm bleeding grateful.
12:42All the times he knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.
12:46Made me who I am.
12:49Made me just like you.
12:51I'll show you.
12:53Son.
12:55Please.
12:56I know.
12:58I ain't got long to go.
13:00Waste of time.
13:02I know.
13:05Go.
13:05Go.
13:06Go.
13:06Give me a good fucking laugh.
13:08Just to hear you scream.
13:12You don't get a change, have I?
13:20Who says, I want a change?
13:34what's the matter with you what your heart's pounding
13:39are you scared no i i just love being at work it's um it's exciting temperature like you like
13:56i want eight o'clock at jean georges tell him it's for me move that elon interview to thursday
14:01i'm telling jerry i said fuck off he wants to trim the budget how about going after a show that
14:16dude you look bashing today well my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people
14:23and yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits why what are they hiding
14:31oh they ain't hiding nothing they just look up to you is all
14:44meanwhile your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes
14:47sir i'm so so sorry no more of me making milk i do more than anything
14:53them pills just janked up my ticker so awful they were killing me
15:09how'd you catch them red-handed our enemies have started using bleeding edge technologies
15:14like ai which means artificial intelligence so starlight did use that dang fangled ai
15:22first she went and deep faked thomas godalkin himself yeah but did anyone actually believe that
15:28i mean how stupid does she think we all are to cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes
15:35god you then she went and ai this so-called flat 37 video oh god sloppy word if we freeze
15:43it
15:44here yeah i mean last i checked i do not have seven fingers on one hand now isn't that what
15:51they refer to as the uncanny valley yes it is
15:55the uncanny valley yes it is
16:10the uncanny valley yeah are you still looking for this one
16:20Let's go.
16:58I ain't here for you, you dozy pin.
17:01They're after Frenchy.
17:02What's gonna do him?
17:04Huey and him.
17:05And send me two hours.
17:10Look.
17:12I know you don't trust me.
17:14The French is a dead man.
17:16We ain't got time to fuck about.
17:17And I got a CIA at Gulfstream.
17:19Guess another plot, though.
17:22Will's up on now.
17:30Smile, Camper.
17:32It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.
17:37Ivy, you can't talk about that.
17:38Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out.
17:41It's hopeless.
17:43Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope.
17:47I've been strangled by Ezekiel.
17:49I've been hunted by Noir, chased by sharks inside of a whale, shot at by Russians, almost
17:54blown up at hero-gasm, and laser-dead bought on ice.
17:57Look, the point is...
17:58Oh, and one time I had to see naked on a chocolate cake.
18:00It's a long story.
18:01The point is, by all sane logic, I should be dead.
18:05Or crazy.
18:06Or both.
18:06Then why aren't you?
18:08Because if you lose hope in here, you're not going to make it.
18:10Hey!
18:11Get down!
18:12Fuck you!
18:13Jesus.
18:14Hey!
18:15Get down!
18:16Get the fuck down!
18:17I said fuck you!
18:18Come down right now!
18:21Hey!
18:35See?
18:38He gave up.
18:40What about you?
18:42God save you, son.
18:50Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
18:53That's why I cut out all women.
18:54No love.
18:56No sex.
18:57No problems.
18:58And literally, bro, I have never felt manlier.
19:02Think about this.
19:03Okay.
19:04Romance.
19:04Flowers.
19:06Cuddling.
19:06Kissing.
19:07That's beta male shit, bro.
19:09That's super gay.
19:10War, am I right?
19:13Yes.
19:14And you know what?
19:15As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did, whatever that baby-murdering three
19:20out of ten thought she was going to do, it didn't work.
19:24Oh, bollocks.
19:25Half a bottle of rum, and you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week.
19:29What the fuck are you doing here?
19:34Can we go?
19:36Oh, wow.
19:39You're just getting so oily, like hugging a McRib.
19:41Wait, did you just...
19:43How?
19:44Fucking speech therapy and fucking therapy therapy and so much fucking TikTok.
19:48Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
19:5016-hour flight and not a fucking peep.
19:52Because all you can say is, oi, oi, oi, cunt, cunt, cunt.
19:54Like the better with a mouth shut.
19:56Where have you been?
19:58Vault got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces, so they deported me to Manila.
20:01I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747, but I fell out at 10,000
20:05feet.
20:06Oh, man.
20:07That took a hot minute to regrow.
20:09They found my asshole, like, a mile away.
20:12How did you find me?
20:13Oh, ways and means, love.
20:15How many men you down?
20:16How many does it look like?
20:20It's all right, love.
20:22Nothing to be scared of.
20:23I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
20:26So, are you still dying, hopefully?
20:28No.
20:29Hearty and Hale.
20:30See, that's a mistake most people make.
20:32They try to fight the cancer.
20:34Nice one putting flight 37 out there.
20:36Was it?
20:37It didn't move the needle an inch.
20:38Oh, of course it did.
20:39I'm understruming.
20:41He's going to execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
20:47Of course, it's a trap.
20:49A question.
20:51There's what else we're going to do, science, walk into it.
20:54Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
21:00You want Frenchy.
21:01You're still working on the virus, and you want his help.
21:05The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
21:07And I'm Landa.
21:10Now, are you going to help us serve the boys?
21:13Or not?
21:26Saw a signal.
21:28So doing broad daylight now?
21:30We are getting executed.
21:32What?
21:33In 36 hours, we...
21:38They're finally fucking doing it.
21:39They're trying to drive it, Annie.
21:40The question to show is, why now?
21:47Flight 37 video.
21:49Offer or not type shit.
21:50They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in,
21:53and then they door in.
21:55Fuck that.
21:56I'm getting out of here first.
22:00We're going to need a lot more Molotovs, so let's get going.
22:06How did you get these?
22:07Fly by.
22:08I took it myself.
22:10Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
22:12That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you, but then hug you.
22:15So how come you didn't spring then?
22:17Honestly, they've been safer there.
22:21It's this one.
22:23Getting in won't be easy.
22:25A perimeter's just open space.
22:26That's what I'm telling you.
22:27I'm not a bloke.
22:28I mean, he's a fucking worm, but he might be able to help.
22:32Even if I can get us in, how the fuck are we going to get out?
22:34Leave that to me.
22:36I have something we can call.
22:40All right, then.
22:46You like croissants?
22:47Do we?
22:48Why?
22:55Oh, Lander?
22:56Hey, you want to see us?
23:02Should we come back?
23:08Can you believe the doll cooking up these lies about me?
23:12Tarnishing my good name.
23:15Fick garbage.
23:17Right.
23:18Oh, right.
23:19Yes, totally, sir.
23:20I know.
23:21Starlight.
23:22Spearless.
23:23Filthy.
23:24What a fucking lightweight.
23:26I mean, what could she even do besides flash her little high beams at you?
23:31Am I right?
23:32Always, sir.
23:33So then, why'd you let her get away?
23:39Don't you look at him like that?
23:41Where the fuck were you?
23:42Who's there?
23:42Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage, right?
23:47Bro, it's been a year.
23:49A full lap of the sun.
23:51And you haven't found a train.
24:02It's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose.
24:06I mean, I know you're not.
24:07That would be suicidal.
24:11You know, I had a good chat with Gavin, our stage manager.
24:18And it turns out, he betrayed me.
24:24He liked a couple of Starlight posts in the past.
24:27Had a horrible meme about me.
24:30It really makes me wonder, who else is a traitor hiding in plain sight?
24:35Sir, you can check my history.
24:36I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
24:37Here, just check it.
24:38Look.
24:38That won't be necessary.
24:39But, gentlemen.
24:43Do your fucking jobs.
24:45Yes, sir.
25:15Bro, what the hell?
25:16You could have had my back in there.
25:18Bro, you're not the real noir.
25:20Okay?
25:20You can talk.
25:22Look, I get method.
25:23Okay?
25:24I fuck with Stella Adler.
25:25I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
25:27We literally never broke character.
25:29Hey.
25:30But enough's enough.
25:35Bro!
25:36I always thought I'd stay single.
25:37But you know what they say.
25:39How do you make God laugh?
25:40Make a plan.
25:41Oh, ain't that the truth.
25:43So there I was at the national prayer breakfast, and I look across the table, and it was...
25:49It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
25:53Talk about a match made in heaven.
25:55Amen.
25:55Amen.
25:56Oh, Father himself.
25:58Head pastor, president, and CEO of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
26:03God rest his soul.
26:05Amen.
26:05Well, you two are just a super-able union for the ages.
26:08We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
26:13I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
26:16For me, it was love at first sight.
26:18See, I knew he was going to say that.
26:20Try marrying a mind reader.
26:22Powerful.
26:24Now, how about we switch gears?
26:27Like y'all's initiative to abolish D-E-I.
26:29Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
26:33People don't need a handout.
26:34It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
26:38Isn't white a color, too?
26:39Let's cut.
26:41Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
26:45Cut!
26:46Sage, my sister in Christ.
26:49Um, no.
26:50I don't believe in your magic sky ghost.
26:52Or his baby sky ghost.
26:54I need the vice president.
26:56Give us the room.
26:57Fuck.
26:58How is married life?
27:00The power of Christ can kill you to fuck him.
27:02Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.
27:05It's touchy.
27:06Hey, it's not my fault.
27:07The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as a VP.
27:11Maybe.
27:12But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down.
27:14That was a patriotic thing to do.
27:16Can we hurry this along?
27:16I'm about to kill D-E-I.
27:18Uh, not today, you're not.
27:20He wants more Starlighters arrested.
27:23But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.
27:26Now, it's anyone who registered as a Starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
27:32Cyberterrorists are terrorists, too.
27:36True.
27:38True.
27:39It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
27:46We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
27:48We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler, the creator, and they canceled Coachella.
27:51But now, he wants to detain thousands of American citizens?
27:54You know, I couldn't help but notice, you registered barrettforpresident.com, net, and org.
28:00It's exploratory.
28:01You're a soup.
28:03Made you fucking vice president.
28:04As long as you stay useful, don't worry.
28:09Everything will come up, Ashley.
28:11Yeah.
28:12Good talk.
28:22Reacher, massive, enters the motel.
28:27Woman.
28:28You're huge.
28:30Reacher.
28:32You know what they say about huge guys?
28:37They have huge cocks.
28:45Jesus fucking Christ.
28:46Are you fucking crazy?
28:47Get in here.
28:47Hello, Wim.
28:48Yeah, hi.
28:49You're like America's literal most wanted.
28:51Did anyone see you come in here?
28:53No.
28:53Are you sure?
28:54Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec, and that shit is everywhere now.
28:59Fucking hell.
28:59This is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
29:02Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business.
29:06Listen, whatever you want.
29:07I'm not interested.
29:09Come off it, mate.
29:11You ain't even heard the pitch yet.
29:12Pass.
29:13Well told.
29:15Whatever.
29:15Just fucking go, okay?
29:17You don't have anything on me anymore.
29:18Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, don't I?
29:21Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time, and I don't even work there anymore.
29:25Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI.
29:28And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy Tees, but it isn't art, okay?
29:32It just isn't.
29:33Uh-uh-uh.
29:35You ruin your appetite.
29:37That's right.
29:38I came here for an egg soup with a certain set of skittles.
29:42I need us a tunnel, Doug.
29:44You do that, and you can stick at the vault for putting you up to pasture.
29:47How does this thing a tunnel fuck what?
29:49You do the tunnel, I'll do the fucking.
29:5320 miles out of Rochester.
29:55Be there.
29:56Rochester.
29:57Oh, Rochester's got that honey-laced oil.
30:00It's fucking delicious.
30:04You need a shower, or you smell like a Wingstop bathroom.
30:07Um, thanks.
30:09Was that bad?
30:10Sorry.
30:10Turns out talking to people's hard.
30:14Check you long enough?
30:16Sling down in your old age?
30:18Fuck you, JonBenet.
30:20You guys are friends?
30:22You talk.
30:23Mm-hmm.
30:24Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
30:26Thanks.
30:27Mm-hmm.
30:27Where is everybody?
30:33Well, I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month.
30:35Mm-hmm.
30:36Go, Marie Moreau.
30:36How's your team doing?
30:37Yeah, they're scoring a few wins, but not nearly enough.
30:44So, what's with the 9-1-1?
30:46Huey, MM, and Frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow, so we need your help to break them out.
30:53Of a Vaught prison camp?
30:55You're fucking crazy.
30:56Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
30:58We just need you to run them to the extraction point.
31:00It's easy.
31:01Easy.
31:01Right.
31:01Hey, you know, Homelander's going to be waiting.
31:06I can't.
31:07We know how to kill him, okay, but we need Frenchie to do it.
31:10Great.
31:10Well, good luck with that.
31:12Hey, are you going to keep running forever?
31:14I mean, if we're going to really take him out, we need your help.
31:17So, what, I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group?
31:21I mean, we are down on assholes, so...
31:25Yeah, maybe.
31:28No.
31:28Why not?
31:30I said I can't.
31:32I know you're scared.
31:33No, I'm not fucking scared.
31:37I got a family to protect.
31:41I can't.
31:44I get it, I do.
31:47Me too.
31:51Keep him safe.
31:56We shouldn't have let him go.
31:57No.
31:59Homelander fucked him up.
32:01Fucked me up, too.
32:04We're going to need an exit plan B.
32:08All right, so we hit the east gate.
32:10We beat it, you know, the guard chain shift.
32:12And we go with Don.
32:13We've been through this.
32:14I know.
32:15I just want to go over it a few more times just so I can get it in my head.
32:17Huey, take a fucking drink, will you?
32:20No, thanks.
32:22You let me.
32:23You know I quit.
32:25Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it with a fucking internment camp.
32:28Now, what about you?
32:30Have you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in?
32:32Mooshat's got corn in it.
32:40Hey.
32:42Don't worry.
32:44And you will be fine.
32:45She's strong.
32:49Kamiko, too.
32:55Y'all motherfuckers are tripping.
32:57I don't know what the fuck's going on with them.
32:59And you don't even know where Kamiko's at.
33:01What, so you don't think you're going to see Janine and Monique again?
33:03Is that it?
33:04What I know is, is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives.
33:08Ma'am, you're the strongest guy I know.
33:11We've been in tougher spots than this.
33:13You know, I did two tours in the 3-8 in Faroe Province.
33:18Shit I saw will fuck you up.
33:22And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we looking at here.
33:27And even if we make it out of here, we ain't surviving this fucking war.
33:30We are a dead man walking.
33:34Chin chin, motherfuckers.
33:39We need more resin.
33:41Yeah.
33:42Got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
33:44You wanna...
33:51Attention, campers.
33:52Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Fever.
33:56Tomorrow's screening will open.
33:58Dawn of the Fever.
34:03Well, Annie, today marks two months.
34:06It's a little insane how much I miss you.
34:10I've been having trouble eating.
34:12Every day I see people giving up.
34:14But not me.
34:15Because I have you.
34:17It's very, very sweet.
34:18They were innocent.
34:20Oh.
34:22Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
34:24They lied to me.
34:25Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
34:28We've known about that for quite some time.
34:31But I just wanted to give you a little hope.
34:35You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
34:36Ooh.
34:38I like internment camp, Huey.
34:41She's zesty.
34:42Fuck you.
34:43Do it.
34:44What?
34:45Kill me.
34:45Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
34:49You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
34:51Let's not insult each other.
34:52We both know they're coming.
34:54Do you remember...
34:56when we first met?
34:58How could I forget?
34:59The Leave Festival.
35:00When we tried to cleanse your soul.
35:02I remember thinking...
35:06Why him?
35:08What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kid's shampoo?
35:16You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
35:19I mean, I get it from your perspective.
35:22You're punching up.
35:23Good for you.
35:24But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
35:32Why would Starlight and Butcher piece away their lives?
35:37To try and rescue you.
35:43Because I do it for them.
35:59What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
36:02Thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some Franklins.
36:05Something came up.
36:06So I'll be in, baby, bro.
36:08Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
36:09Thanks.
36:12Raina made you a favorite corn salad.
36:14Oh, my bad.
36:16Salade limer.
36:17I think that's it.
36:18I've been flacking on my Duolingo.
36:20You ain't got to do that, bro.
36:22What?
36:24I mean, come on.
36:25Would it have been, like, a year or some change now?
36:28Are you still acting like this is some chill family vacation?
36:30Instead of on the run?
36:32It's fine.
36:33You're a shitty liar.
36:35I know I fucked you over.
36:38Just please.
36:40Stop trying to make me feel better about it.
36:42You remember when we got into it at the park that day?
36:46And I told you that you had never really saved anyone.
36:50You were right.
36:51Not anymore.
36:52I'm still breathing, ain't I?
36:54And Raina, your nephews, I mean, yeah, moving around constantly.
36:59It's a pain in the ass.
37:02But it's worth it.
37:04It's good to see you like this.
37:07I would be really proud of you, man.
37:12Dad!
37:13Dad!
37:14Uncle Reg.
37:14Why are they doing that?
37:21A-Train, that was your fucking phone-a-friend.
37:24Well, I held up my end, love.
37:26How are you going to get us out?
37:27I'll fly us all out, one by one.
37:29Well, that'll take all fucking night.
37:31All right.
37:32Fine.
37:33Just as long as we're on the same page here.
37:35Frenchie goes first.
37:36Yeah, all right.
37:37Frenchie first.
37:38What about Huey and Emem?
37:39We will get him.
37:40But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.
37:42Frenchie first.
37:43You sound like Maeve.
37:45Yeah, well, Maeve was right.
38:17They're already gone.
38:21Stop following my fucking family, man.
38:23Never going to stop, bro.
38:25Homelander's orders.
38:27Only one way this ends.
38:28Yeah, exactly.
38:29Right now, it's you coming after me.
38:31Then it'll be Noir coming after you.
38:34New Noir, because Homelander killed the first one.
38:36Remember?
38:37That's how people end up around him.
38:40You smug dick.
38:42Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
38:44Jesus.
38:45What?
38:45It's true.
38:46Sending me 2,000 octopus flashlights?
38:49What, you thinking I'm a fucking joke?
38:51Suck my balls.
38:52You're the fucking joke.
38:53Look at you.
38:54On the run like a little bitch.
38:56And then I'm with Homelander.
38:59You know, I can see it.
39:00Look how terrified you are.
39:03Fuck you.
39:05I'm the Lord of the Seven Seas, baby.
39:08I'm all about that Sigma life.
39:10I ain't terrified as shit.
39:12You're so scared of Homelander,
39:13you don't even see what it's done to you.
39:15I'm not fucking scared.
39:22Yeah, I said the same thing.
39:27It's pathetic.
39:31You're pathetic.
39:33Sooner or later, I'm gonna get your family.
39:46Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.
39:50When I wrote this series finale of Triple C,
39:52that's Crimson Cows Capers,
39:53it was impossible to, like,
39:55tick every box
39:56and tie up every little storyline.
39:58I mean, just try making everybody happy.
40:01You can't do it.
40:02Finale's at the worst.
40:03Your voice makes me want to kill myself.
40:06Oh, sorry.
40:07What's that bad?
40:07How many times did you come here
40:09thinking I should just blaze on in there
40:10and save the day?
40:11No, I already said that...
40:13Oh, come on.
40:14If you don't give me that
40:14Huey's safe in his playpen, bollocks,
40:17you left him in there
40:19because you don't want to look him in the eye
40:20after a year's worth of deep, dark shit you've done.
40:24Let me give you a bit of advice.
40:26Please don't.
40:29I ain't nothing to feel guilty about.
40:32Because that shit is going to get us all killed.
40:34I mean, it is thankless and impossible work.
40:37Hey, what did you guys think of the Lost Finale?
40:39Get to work, asshole.
40:40Great.
40:40I'm fucking starving.
40:41Where do you want to pop out?
40:42Buck 19.
40:47Wait, that...
40:48That's a Vaughn Freedom Camp.
40:50Is it?
40:50No, no, no.
40:51You said I got the stick at the Vaughn.
40:53That guy's fucking lasered in half.
40:54Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, isn't it?
40:56It's complicated,
40:57and I don't want to get into that right now.
40:59I'm fucking out.
41:00Hey, our friends are about to be killed.
41:02So you're going to dig us a hole,
41:03or I'll bury you in one.
41:12Drive the action to the climax.
41:14Drive the action to the climax.
41:16Drive the action to the climax.
41:25You guys are going to want to stay back.
41:53have fun
41:56in the shithole?
41:57Ladies first.
41:58Fuck you.
42:38Oh, that wasn't so bad, was it?
42:41Don't ever contact me again.
42:44Oh, hey, is it cool if I use this for the A story and the reach respect I'm working on?
42:50Oh, piss off, wanker.
42:51Take that as a guess.
43:15Oh, fuck.
43:19Surprise.
43:20Welcome, William.
43:21And you.
43:23The gang is almost all here.
43:25Oh, and you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
43:37Okay.
43:38So, what's the big plan?
43:41What, are you going to sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
43:44Yes, I know all about it.
43:46Fuck my fat dick!
43:47Hmm?
43:56Hey, where's Starlight?
43:58This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
44:06Jesus Christ.
44:07William, you've got a vipers nest in there.
44:10I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
44:17I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself,
44:24what you've become, and you did all that for me.
44:32You know, that, that is devotion.
44:38You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say you're the
44:46only one that's ever challenged me.
44:50And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
45:17Come on, Robbie's gonna fly us out.
45:33Penny, Penny!
45:41Let go of that.
45:43Pilly!
45:54Down!
45:57Don't you move.
46:19It's okay.
46:20It's okay.
46:21Just leave him, okay?
46:22Just leave him, okay?
46:22Just leave him.
46:25Just leave him.
46:26Oh!
46:26Oh!
46:36what are you doing
46:40hey dick
46:42I've been waiting for this
46:45I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party saw
47:06don't you fucking move
47:08get your fucking hands up or I can see them
47:11get your fucking hands up or I can see them
47:18merci mademoiselle
47:19hold her straight
47:25where is she going
47:29oh
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48:34Fuck this! She's not coming back!
48:36Huey, we have to go!
48:38It's fine, Stephen, Stephen!
48:39She's coming back!
48:40She can't!
48:45She's coming back!
48:53ILLIAAAAM!
49:08I don't know.
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