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00:16I
00:16Mean you're useless
00:37My job is simple objectively judge the performative attempts of five comedians
00:42The complication is I don't have a rational mind being as I am
00:46Drunk on testosterone and out of my mind on cake
00:52Combine this with the undeniable facts that some of our contestants are incompetent and we've got ourselves a recipe for
00:58one hell
00:59Of a car park fight. Let us meet them again. Now. They are
01:17Sitting next to me a man who looks like a haunted lighthouse keeper drawn by a friendless child
01:31Thank you
01:35What is the price task young fellow my lad yes showtime and for this episode's prize task
01:40They've been asked to bring in the object that is bigger than your head
01:44That you would most like to carry with you for the rest of your life if you had to carry
01:48an object with you for the rest of your life
01:50Five points for the one Greg thinks is best and all five will be carried home by the episode winner
01:55J'ai fini
01:55Merci
01:58Rosie Jones what objects have you brought in you would most like to carry around with you for the rest
02:03of your life?
02:03Okay, I'm very happy
02:07Yeah
02:11Your head
02:14Here it is
02:16Here it is
02:24So here's how I will carry it
02:28For the rest of her life
02:34I
02:37I
02:38Really think it will open doors for me
02:42Do you Rosie?
02:44People would see me come in and be like
02:49Greg
02:52Well that implies I look visually
02:55Like a relatively small woman with a massive puppy and maché hair
03:01I mean it's absolutely incredible
03:03Who's next Baba?
03:05Oh no
03:06After that like mine's genuinely boring like it's practical though. I bought speakers subwoofer speakers
03:13Yes Baba brought in this
03:17Boring innit?
03:19But I'm a lover of music and I
03:22That's the only thing I could find that was bigger than my head that I would genuinely love to carry
03:26around for the rest of my life
03:27You give me Bob Marley's greatest hits and that I'm sorted
03:30You're not one of those blokes in my local park who carries one of those
03:34Hell yes I am
03:34You're that guy
03:35I am that guy
03:36Mr. Middle Class
03:37Yes I am
03:40No, I don't
03:41I think you're more
03:41You're too considerate to be the speaker guy
03:43For who? I don't give a shit about anybody
03:47What I like about it Baba
03:48Yes
03:48Is that you genuinely would like to have a speaker
03:51100
03:51And it speaks very sweetly of your love of music
03:54Ever
03:55Okay, I wanted something that looked good
03:57Yeah
03:58And was lightweight and useful to me
04:01Sick
04:01Okay, so I brought in a hat
04:03This is a hat
04:04Okay
04:05Yes
04:06I like it
04:07To be fair it is a good hat
04:08Now
04:09But obviously I wanted it to be of some use to me
04:12Okay, so within the hat is inbuilt moisturiser
04:24Is moisturising very important to you?
04:26Absolutely
04:27I'm proudly
04:29Er
04:30No
04:30I'm proud to say that I suffer with
04:33I know
04:33Say it
04:34You're proudly what?
04:35I'm proudly dry
04:36I'm a dry woman
04:37And I like to be moist
04:41I know
04:41Look, someone say it
04:42That's it
04:43That's it
04:46As you know, I'm a singer-songwriter
04:48Oh, I didn't know that
04:49Well, get over it
04:52If I had to carry around an item for the rest of my life
04:55It's bigger than my head
04:56Yeah
04:56It would be this. I wrote a ditty because, as I said,
05:00I'm a singer-songwriter, and it explains the prize a bit more.
05:03So here you go.
05:07MUSIC PLAYS
05:08This is my prize, it's bigger than my head.
05:13This is my prize, I brought him for Greg.
05:20It's not for Alex, nothing rhymes with his name.
05:24That's not his fault, he's got his parents to blame.
05:28This is the good bit, right?
05:30Ooh, can you believe your eyes?
05:36It's my taskmaster prize.
05:40There you go, how about that?
05:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:47It's really sweet, Jack.
05:48There's only one left. Andy Zaltzman.
05:51You look fabulous. Thanks, mate. You're welcome.
05:53Eyes up.
05:54LAUGHTER
05:56The object I've brought in that's bigger than my head
05:57that I'd like to carry with me for the rest of my life
05:59is a rhinoceros's head that fires cricket balls out of its mouth.
06:04Oh, God.
06:06Yeah, here we go. Action.
06:08LAUGHTER
06:14I guarantee you carry that with you for the rest of your life,
06:16you'll have a lot of interesting chats with strangers.
06:19LAUGHTER
06:19Is that something that the rest of you would like to win?
06:22If that was on my street, that going on, I would go,
06:25well, look, I'm not safe, I have to move boroughs.
06:29LAUGHTER
06:29SHE LAUGHS
06:31And then, as soon as you finish that sentence,
06:34off comes the lid.
06:36LAUGHTER
06:39All right, let's give some points, though.
06:40Yes, please, right.
06:41Right, I'm going to give five points to Emma.
06:43Oh, OK.
06:44I can't really distinguish between
06:45a papier-mâché rhinoceros that fires balls
06:47and a papier-mâché me with breasts.
06:50So I'll give those two four points.
06:52I'll give Jack three points.
06:54And I'm giving Baba two just because I like the fact
06:56that he loves music.
06:57And why not reward sweetness?
06:58There it goes.
07:00APPLAUSE
07:03Tough time, then.
07:05What's in store for us, first?
07:07Well, first of all, we're going to see
07:08how the cast copes with ropes.
07:22MUSIC PLAYS
07:26Good morning, Andy.
07:27Morning.
07:28Morning, Alex.
07:29So what's happening?
07:31Well, I don't want you to look up.
07:33You don't want me to look up?
07:34No, thank you.
07:35OK.
07:37Don't look up, please, Rosie.
07:40That's exactly why you're wearing the visor.
07:46Ring the bell.
07:50You may not look up.
07:53Fewest ropes pulled wins.
07:55You have a maximum of ten minutes.
08:00Your time starts now.
08:02The S of starts is with a five.
08:04I think someone was supposed to put an S,
08:07but they put a five.
08:08Right.
08:08So it's time start five now.
08:11You don't think that was deliberate?
08:13In my...
08:13Oh, so what?
08:14I've only got five minutes.
08:15No, you've got ten minutes.
08:17LAUGHTER
08:19APPLAUSE
08:21So the five font thing is causing consternation.
08:25Oh, it got in their heads, Greg.
08:26Got into their heads.
08:28Let's go.
08:29We're going to see Andy first.
08:31Let's see if this rings a bell.
08:32So I'll assume there's a bell above me.
08:40OK, right.
08:41I feel like I'm missing a clue somewhere.
08:44There's nothing in there.
08:45Could be B-11 rather than bell.
08:48Well, maybe I'll try number one.
08:53A lot of balls.
08:54No bells.
08:56Oh, hang on.
08:59Have you pulled rope number eight yet?
09:01Well, no, I haven't.
09:03Right.
09:04Does that mean I should pull it?
09:05I mean...
09:06Again, I don't...
09:06Are there any other messages in there?
09:08That's...
09:08That's half your time gone, Andy.
09:10Right, OK.
09:12I can't, like, call Ian Bell the cricketer on my phone.
09:15That doesn't count.
09:15Do you have his number?
09:16No, I don't.
09:18LAUGHTER
09:28I see I've pulled eight.
09:30Yeah, it's just a long rope.
09:31I feel like this has nothing to do with the ropes.
09:37That's not a bell by the looks of it.
09:40Oh, it's like a number seven.
09:42Might as well.
09:46Why not four?
09:52Oh, that's the cat, obviously.
09:56Doesn't appear to have a bell in...
09:57No, Bell, no.
09:58You never know.
09:59Some breeds of cat do.
10:00Right.
10:02There's no real way of emerging from this with any form of dignity.
10:07No!
10:07No!
10:07Is that Ian Bell up there?
10:08Did I just ring Ian Bell?
10:09Right, there's two ropes left.
10:16BUZZER
10:17OK.
10:17That's the end of the time.
10:19I didn't ring a bell particularly there.
10:22No, I didn't hear any bells.
10:23Right.
10:23No.
10:24That's a shame.
10:25Quite a mess as well.
10:29APPLAUSE
10:31So, it's taken me a long time to work out about you.
10:34Yeah.
10:34You sort of have the countenance and employ the vernacular of a scientist.
10:37Yes.
10:38But I wrote down what you actually did there.
10:40Yeah.
10:40Which was to randomly pull all the ropes.
10:43Yes.
10:44Fail the tasks whilst occasionally banging on about cricket again.
10:48Yeah.
10:50Yeah, but then you look back through the history of science, Greg,
10:52what did Isaac Newton do?
10:53He just sat under trees till something fell on his head.
10:56So, is it really that different?
10:58He said something about Googlies.
10:59Yeah, yeah.
11:01Basically, Abdi did very badly.
11:03He pulled all the ropes.
11:04There were lots of numbers hidden around the ropes,
11:05but they didn't mean anything at all.
11:07Next.
11:07OK.
11:08Right, next, it's the Dee family.
11:10Jack Dee and Babatundee.
11:12Here we go.
11:13Not all of them are connected to a bell.
11:15OK.
11:16It's a game of luck.
11:18You know, so I'm slightly lost interest.
11:20Right.
11:21But we'll go for it.
11:23Oh!
11:25I don't want to pull anything!
11:29Oh, I like that.
11:30Yeah.
11:30OK.
11:31You know what?
11:32This one's furthest away.
11:37No bell.
11:38I'm not just going to go through them.
11:39There's no skill in this.
11:43Right.
11:45No, I see.
11:47Yeah.
11:47See what I mean?
11:48Well, yeah, I guess so, yeah.
11:50What am I supposed to do?
11:50React.
11:53No!
11:56No!
11:59That's a watermelon.
12:02Umbrellas.
12:04I'm tempted to do this one, but I don't want to,
12:08because I just don't want nothing weird falling on me.
12:12Oh, that's not traumatizing.
12:14No!
12:16Hey, man, let's just pull, bro.
12:17At the end of the day, it is what it is.
12:19Bang!
12:19Bang!
12:20Bang!
12:21Bow!
12:22Not a bell!
12:22Yeah.
12:23It's furthest rogue twins.
12:24Life is about the now.
12:27Boom!
12:28There's no bell.
12:29There's no bell.
12:30Ten.
12:32There's no bell!
12:34Wait, what?
12:35You've got seven minutes left.
12:38Oh!
12:38Oh!
12:45There might be a bell in the, uh, in the music.
12:48Yeah.
12:52Great.
12:52Yeah.
12:53Happy?
12:54Yeah, I've stopped the clock.
12:55Are you happy?
12:56Yeah, I found the bell.
12:57Yeah.
12:58I found the bell.
12:59I'll go and get dry now.
13:01I'll just, uh, yeah.
13:03Yeah.
13:04It's great fun.
13:05Isn't it?
13:06Yeah.
13:08Yeah.
13:21Yeah.
13:28Yeah.
13:30Yeah.
13:32Yeah.
13:34Yeah.
13:36There were 16 catchphrases you couldn't hear.
13:38Baba shouting, life is about the now.
13:41And Jack saying, it's entirely random, so I've lost interest.
13:44LAUGHTER
13:46It was like day 34 of these tasks.
13:50And it was beginning to wear thin on me, and, uh...
13:52No way!
13:53Yeah, I know.
13:54I put all my energy into concealing that,
13:57cos I know it's a fun show.
13:58Yeah.
13:59And they both did eventually ring a bell after pulling ten ropes,
14:03so they got exactly the same result.
14:04Great time now, and a chance to continue the housework.
14:08Maybe make the kids pack lunches, load the dishwasher,
14:12or chuck that lump you married into the street.
14:14Imagine having the bed to yourself.
14:16It's not like it's been used for anything else.
14:19LAUGHTER
14:19We'll see you in a minute.
14:22APPLAUSE
14:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:33Hello again!
14:34Welcome back into The Fold.
14:36It's part two,
14:37and there's a rope-pulling bell ring in Tuscan play.
14:40We've only got two perspective campanologists to go.
14:43It's Rosie and Emma!
14:55What are you doing, Emma?
14:57I'm just, um...
14:59I'm...
15:00I'm walking backwards.
15:02Right.
15:03It says you pulled a bell.
15:08Can I shake it?
15:10When you use something, you can zoom in.
15:12But in real life, you have to do it with your body.
15:15So if you want to see something close up...
15:17You're zooming out?
15:17Yeah, I'm zooming out.
15:18Right.
15:19I'm not pulling it!
15:21I'm not pulling it!
15:24LAUGHTER
15:27That didn't help, actually, quite as much as I wanted.
15:40Fuck.
15:41Does that end in your hole feel quite like...?
15:47Is it all bleh?
15:50I'll be honest with you, it's not going well at all.
15:53Look.
15:57Fuck me!
15:58Her bell.
16:02That's her bell!
16:05Oh, my God!
16:11I think her door's in there.
16:13Zero ropes pulled.
16:15I'm just zooming out again.
16:17Yep, yep.
16:18Don't pull off a chair.
16:24I rang at one.
16:26OK.
16:27I'm good at this.
16:29See you later.
16:30I'm very, very good.
16:32APPLAUSE
16:36Yet again, another example of your crushingly low self-esteem.
16:40The last thing you said as you leave, I'm good at this, beat, I'm very good.
16:46LAUGHTER
16:47Can you argue with me, though?
16:50Yeah, sure.
16:51Why did you spend ages shaking the ropes?
16:54LAUGHTER
16:54You need to get some footage.
17:00LAUGHTER
17:03APPLAUSE
17:05Why did you go away with that?
17:07You just shook the ropes for ages.
17:09That is a good idea, though, isn't it?
17:11Yeah!
17:11That's how she knew the others.
17:13I can't believe it!
17:14Yeah.
17:14What, you can feel what?
17:16Nothing!
17:18So you were shaking to see if there was a bow?
17:20Yeah.
17:21OK.
17:21You need to wake up, mate.
17:26And this coming from a woman who appears to have a zoom lens system.
17:34As it went on, I was like, this is actually...
17:37There's something in this.
17:39There's something in zooming in and out of things?
17:42With your body.
17:43With your body and head.
17:44People did that for thousands and thousands of years.
17:48LAUGHTER
17:48The original zoo.
17:49Yeah, yeah.
17:50And you would know, yeah.
17:51The original zoo.
17:53Oh, she's turned on you, Andy.
17:56She's turned on you.
18:00X2, Emma.
18:03She ran the bell, though.
18:04Yeah, she ran the bell.
18:05She only pulled one rope.
18:06OK.
18:06And so it's pretty clear.
18:08Andy doesn't get any points.
18:09He didn't do the task.
18:10Joint third.
18:11Bubba and Jack both get three points.
18:13Emma gets four points.
18:14Rosie didn't pull any.
18:15She gets five points.
18:16That's it.
18:17Yay!
18:20Do you want to look at a scoreboard, then?
18:22We can.
18:22Both at the top of the leaderboard with nine points.
18:24Emma and Rosie, joint first.
18:29I'd like another task, please.
18:31I don't believe you, but here you go anyway.
18:33MUSIC PLAYS
18:51Rosie!
18:53Oh, I see.
18:54Yep.
18:54Hello.
18:57You're dressed as a hot dog, Rosie.
18:59Yes.
19:00I'm feeling confident.
19:03Andy, you're in this chair, so would you mind just popping this on your lap and then poking your head
19:08through the hole?
19:09If you pop your head through there, it should go.
19:13Oh, that's perfect.
19:15That's dope.
19:15Suits you, bro.
19:16You look lovely, Jackie!
19:21Get to Jackie and the hot dog.
19:27OK.
19:30Work out what is in the box.
19:32You must not look, feel or inspect the box in any way.
19:37Your team-mate must not show you the contents of the box.
19:46They may only make silent facial expressions unless answering Alex's questions.
19:53Your team-mate must not nod or shake their head.
20:02Fasters to work out what's in the box wins.
20:04Your time starts and ends on Alex's whistle.
20:07Here I come.
20:14Mm-hm.
20:15OK.
20:16Yep.
20:17Can you get your bum out of our face, man?
20:30I've got something just for you there.
20:32All right, OK.
20:34You must lie throughout the next task.
20:39Born to do it.
20:40Every time you tell the truth, everyone in your team will lose an actual taskmaster point.
20:45Your time starts when you walk into the task room and ends when you leave after the task is complete.
20:55Stick out your tongue if it was a food.
21:03APPLAUSE
21:04Did you not realise that this little weasel had implemented the opposite system?
21:10Uh...
21:11I...
21:12feel quite sad.
21:14LAUGHTER
21:15I've been let down my jacket.
21:19LAUGHTER
21:19I was doing it for your best interest Rosie. I was honestly, I would never let you down ordinarily
21:25But there were points to play for here
21:28It's really sweet to see that there's such sadness between two very tight teammates
21:35And I think
21:36Implementing the Joker on a team task shows a great deal of faith in your teammate
21:40Because as soon as I found out that I was on a team of Jackie
21:49I was like, he's my comedy hero
21:55Oh
21:56Yeah
21:59Okay
22:02He won't let me down
22:05He won't let you down
22:07Do you think that the faith you have in Jackie your comedy hero is reciprocated the other way?
22:14Let's have a look at this clip
22:16Get to Jackie
22:18And the hot dog
22:25There are loyalties about to be stretched
22:28There are friendships at risk
22:30Well first we're gonna see the team of three and Andy's little face doing its best to convey
22:35What's in the box to Bubba and Emma whilst lying?
22:40Stick out your tongue if it was a food
22:46Wasn't it wasn't food
22:48Andy stick out your tongue if it's related to one of us
22:56Stick out your tongue if it's figurines of us
23:02Have they worked out what's in the box yet Andy?
23:04Er, yes
23:06Well I don't think you have so
23:07Well you two gotta have it out now because he thinks it is
23:12Okay
23:12Is the lining plush like velvet?
23:18It's a velvet lining
23:19Andy do you actually know what velvet is?
23:21Oh
23:21No
23:23Andy is lying
23:24Everything that Andy says is a lie
23:27Are you lying Andy?
23:29No
23:29This man doesn't know what velvet is
23:31Look at him, he's Andy's altzman
23:33He knows what velvet is
23:34Right
23:35Is it something you can eat?
23:37Stick out your tongue
23:39So it is something you can eat
23:41Is it cheese?
23:44Is it canned fish?
23:47Is it fish?
23:48Is it baked beans?
23:50Is it old bread?
23:51Is it something that a prepper would have in their house?
23:54What's a prepper?
23:55You know so the end of the world is coming
23:58You stock up all your cans
23:59The end of the world isn't coming
24:02Alex
24:03What do we do?
24:06Andy is it peas?
24:09Is it brussels sprouts?
24:11Is it kale?
24:12Andy
24:12Andy
24:13Andy
24:13Andy is it boiled?
24:14Did it smell?
24:15Did you pickle it?
24:16Was it an onion?
24:17Is it a cucumber?
24:17Is it an orange?
24:19Is it a mango?
24:20Is it a strawberry?
24:21Oh my god
24:27Blueberries
24:28Kiwi
24:29Lime
24:30Lemon
24:31Lemon
24:32It's lemons
24:33Think it's lemons you know
24:35Andy
24:36Is it like lemons and Bible or something?
24:41Interesting
24:42Lemons and the dictionary
24:44Lemons and the dictionary
24:45Is it written text?
24:46Could you read it?
24:48Could you read it and enjoy it?
24:52No
24:52It's boring
24:53It's like numbers
24:55It's lemons and reams of data
24:57Are there any numbers in there Andy?
24:59No
25:01Money
25:02It's lemons and money
25:04It's lemons and ten quid
25:06It's lemons and a five pound note
25:11I don't think you should set the clip
25:13You're half right
25:14It's lemons and
25:15Between pound 50
25:16There's one lemon
25:18There's one lemon
25:19One lemon and a five pound note
25:21Oh my god you've got to be kidding me
25:32It's just genuinely impressive wasn't it?
25:35Yes it is
25:37The turning point when you realise the system
25:40Based on the fact that it was preposterous that Andy Zaltzman wouldn't know what velvet is
25:46You think that Zaltzman doesn't know what velvet is?
25:50He sleeps atop a velvet bed!
25:53It's our little secret Greg
25:54So Emma worked out the opposite system
25:57She worked out it was opposite stay fairly early within about eight minutes
26:00Yeah
26:01But then there was another half an hour before
26:03Oh
26:03Before they got it
26:04116 guesses all together
26:07I can tell you that Andy did not tell the truth at any point
26:09So there's no points docked
26:11Yes indeed
26:12We love that
26:14Right time to watch some adverts and wipe those crumbs off your chest
26:18Yeah
26:18They've been there the whole time
26:19Yeah
26:20Thank you
26:28Thank you
26:29Thank you
26:29Thank you
26:30Thank you
26:31Thank you
26:32Thank you
26:33Hi
26:34Welcome back
26:35It's part three of Taskmaster and a tricky team task is in the final throws
26:39Yes
26:40There's only Jack and Rosie to go and Rosie's dressed as a hot dog
26:43So double points for her at the end of the task
26:46But actual points can be lost if Jack tells the truth to her
26:49So maybe potentially double negative points for Rosie
26:52We don't know
26:52It's all very exciting
26:53And here we go
26:55Is it food?
26:58Is it a fruit?
27:03A banana?
27:06Apple?
27:07Grapes?
27:11Ah
27:13Ah
27:15Ah
27:15Uh
27:17Is it a citrus?いうこと
27:21Ha, ha, ha, ha.
27:25Lemon!
27:30Lemon bleach!
27:37Jack, is she along the right lines?
27:39Definitely. I think it's only a matter of seconds
27:42before she guesses all the items in the box.
27:46OK.
27:46Oh!
27:49Is there more than one thing in there?
27:53LAUGHTER
27:55Two.
27:56Is there over one and over fruit?
28:02Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
28:04Is it fruit?
28:05This is bordering on communication.
28:07I don't think it is.
28:08Is it a book, a living creature, a tool, a rubber duck?
28:17A flag, a balloon!
28:21Jack, do you think Rosie should ask much, much more specific questions?
28:25I think her approach of just scattergun guesses
28:28is eventually going to do it.
28:31Oh, right.
28:32It could take a few months.
28:34Is it made of glass?
28:38Mm-hmm.
28:38Metal.
28:39Mm-hmm.
28:39Is it made of paper?
28:45LAUGHTER
28:49LAUGHTER
28:52Oh, yeah.
28:54Yeah.
28:54Oh, morning!
28:56Oh!
28:57Oh!
28:57Oh!
28:58Is it £5?
29:01Woo-hoo!
29:04£5.11.
29:06WHISTLE BLOWS
29:06WHISTLE BLOWS
29:07I've got the pot.
29:08APPLAUSE
29:10I put it to you that Rosie's guesses were entirely arbitrary,
29:13and that wasn't helped by Jack, who was openly talking at times
29:18and never at any point, as far as I could work out,
29:22doing what he was told and doing the opposite.
29:25Oh, that's not fair.
29:27LAUGHTER
29:28You can't tell a lie with a facial expression.
29:30Yes, you can, Jack.
29:31No, no, no, you can't.
29:34Otherwise, my wife has been lying to me for a long time.
29:37LAUGHTER
29:38That I do not accept.
29:40We'll repeat two of the rules.
29:42They may only make silent facial expressions.
29:45THEY LAUGH
29:45They must not nod or shake their head.
29:47Yes.
29:47OK, OK, so that part of the task was told to me
29:51at least 20 minutes before that happened.
29:54Yeah.
29:54I can't remember stuff for that long and just make it work.
29:58Oh, oh, well...
29:59And then four points to cut it off.
30:01LAUGHTER
30:02How are you feeling in all this, Rosie?
30:04Why did you put me with Grandad?!
30:09LAUGHTER
30:11So, the rules for the liars were a point docked for their team
30:15every time they told the truth.
30:18Yes.
30:18I would say there was generally only three occasions
30:21where she asked a question and he openly nodded or shook his head.
30:25So, we're docking three points.
30:26I guess the question is, do you want to dock the hot dog six points?
30:31Dock six. Dock six.
30:34LAUGHTER
30:35My understanding, if you play your joker, you get double points.
30:39Correct. That's always said, yeah.
30:40There's no suggestion in the event of an abject failure
30:43that you should be docked double points.
30:46But I also think that they had to stick to the rules
30:48and they didn't stick to the rules.
30:49So, this team won the task, they get five points each?
30:51Correct.
30:52Minus three to the table of two!
30:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:57All right, OK.
30:59Come on, let's pack on. What's next, though?
31:01OK.
31:01Well, Greg, all the information is in the snacks.
31:04MUSIC PLAYS
31:15Hello.
31:16Emma.
31:17Great to see you.
31:18Great to see you.
31:19That's what I said.
31:21OK.
31:22I love fortune cookies.
31:28Eat and obey five fortune cookies.
31:30Fastest wins.
31:31Your time starts now.
31:36Oh, man.
31:39I don't want to do, like, some weird stuff, bro.
31:43LAUGHTER
31:43So I could get pedantic about what obey means,
31:46I'm into obey a fortune cookie, you know.
31:49Jump up and down.
31:50You know.
31:51LAUGHTER
31:53APPLAUSE
31:56Frequently on this show, Baba has announced
31:57that he doesn't want to do something weird
31:59and he's just come to the wrong show.
32:01LAUGHTER
32:02Genuinely loved this one.
32:04It's Rosie and Baba.
32:06LAUGHTER
32:08We're off.
32:11Um...
32:11LAUGHTER
32:33Undersара
32:33Zhak Championship
32:33Where do you play magic stage?
32:37Hair magic dungeon男.
32:38Ashley Sawyer
33:00Emily
33:00?
33:00Are there any more?
33:00You can do something not!
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