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00:15I
00:16New use
00:37Five comedians naked as the day they were born
00:40Fighting to the death using primitive weapons sure we've had to tweak the original format, but it'll still be fun
00:48Let's welcome our warriors once again. I'm these odds man
01:00Okay
01:07Next to me a man who doesn't know what color is bedroom walls are because he's put so many posters
01:13of Howard from take that on
01:23You ready for a view of favorite it's horns hot list
01:30This is when I horn say what's hot and what's not hot right now hot sweat bands. These guys are
01:36great
01:37Not hot jeans. Come on guys. It's not
01:411969 anymore that was horns hot list
01:48They're very very itchy so I'm gonna take them off well, they've done their job haven't they they've created a
01:53great atmosphere
01:54I mean it's price test time. Oh, yeah, aka the actual start of the show
02:01Too right. We're creatures of habit only like nuns or something and the category this week is
02:07The category is the most serious object that looks quite silly poor old Greg has to judge them and give
02:12five points to his favorite
02:13Serious object that looks quite silly and at the end of the episode the overall winner will take home five
02:18Seriously silly things back to you Greg, right Baba. Hello. Hey, we're gonna start with you this week. Okay. All
02:25right. I'm good
02:29Serious thing that's also silly. Yes, I have this is what he's brought in a serious thing that looks silly
02:36I mean come on now look at that like back in the day when they use the Vikings and they'd
02:40You know be going to like the little battles with their axes and stuff if you showed up. All right
02:45bear with me here
02:57Well, it's not on my bucket list
03:00What have you brought in a comic sans clock here it is
03:07You know you only have so much time we're against the clock
03:10I just think it's reasonably sorry in terms of life. Yes, that's right. Yeah
03:16Comic sans, that's a bit silly. I just don't know why you need to add. It's my daddy
03:27That's more serious
03:28To be honest
03:32Thank you
03:34Andy yes, who's your daddy
03:39Well what I brought in Greg is an effigy of the gunpowder plot celeb Guy Fawkes
03:50Who was Guy Fawkes Guy Fawkes is someone who tried to blow up Parliament, do you know how he was
03:53executed Greg?
03:54I do I've been in the room it happened it no, I think it happened outside didn't it?
03:57Oh the execution. Yes
03:59I've been I've been in the room where he was tortured
04:01All right
04:04So basically we're dealing with the brutality of humanity
04:08Yeah, and we've turned it into something fun for the kids to do on the 5th of November very good.
04:13Hello Jack
04:14Hello, yeah, yeah
04:16You
04:17Yes, I'm good
04:19Enough of the small talk
04:21What silly and serious thing have you brought in
04:24I brought in something which is serious, but I think it looks silly. It's an abseiling harness
04:32So, you know when you see people like climbing and they think they're clever, but I don't because they're wearing
04:38one of those
04:40And they just look silly
04:41I don't know if they think they're clever
04:44It's like a sort of exoskeletal nappy
04:47That's what it looks like
04:48But it is serious because you need to wear one because it'll hold you if you fall
04:52Hmm
04:52And that's why I think people who wear them
04:55think they're clever
04:57And they're not
04:58And I think we should discuss that more
05:00And are you suggesting that people shouldn't wear safety harnesses?
05:04Yeah
05:05Thanks Jack
05:06All right
05:07Hello
05:08You all right?
05:10Hello
05:10Yeah, how about you?
05:12Yeah, not too bad
05:13Yeah, good
05:14All right then
05:16OK
05:17So
05:18I brought in
05:20my
05:21own
05:22coffin
05:23they've done
05:36I've got to throw this
05:37with ruff
05:40Yeah
05:40This is all
05:51you can take full time
05:53Because I still don't really understand
05:56Comic Sans is my daddy. Oh, well, that's just silly as well. You know cheeky cheeky. Yeah, it's cheeky
06:03It's got two levels of cheeky bubbles has only got one. I'll give Baba one point
06:07I'll give Emma two points the clock gets to I'll give Jack D three points
06:12Saved equipment does look ridiculous, and then we're up to the big guns Guy Fawkes
06:16Oh, I'll give you this
06:20Guy Fawkes has had his day. He can have four points. And of course I will be honking
06:34What's the first ask proper please Alex? Well, it's something we haven't done before Greg and there are big points
06:40at stake
06:52I
06:53Jack hi Alex. What are you wearing? Oh this whole thing
06:59Welcome
07:05Hi Emma yes, hi, you're right. Yeah, how are you? I'm feeling good. I'm looking great
07:16I'm feeling good.
07:17Hello Andy. Oh, hi Alex
07:21What life of choices brought you here?
07:28You have to trace them all the way back I think
07:30Yeah
07:32Parents
07:34I think it's amazing. I've never seen it before
07:37Christmas?
07:38No
07:39Weddings?
07:40No
07:40Okay
07:42Postman's come
07:43Right
07:44Um
07:45All right
07:47Where's this outfit?
07:51Throughout one future task
07:53This outfit?
07:54This outfit
07:55This outfit
07:56Oh Jesus Christ
07:58Yes
07:58And your points will be doubled
08:00Doubled
08:01Doubled
08:01For that task
08:03Okay
08:05You have until your time in Taskmaster is over
08:08Is that the right answer?
08:12The right answer is you've got to wear it for a task that you do well in so that you
08:16can double your points
08:18So Andy you won't know what the task is going to be you have to decide before a task takes
08:23place that you want to wear this outfit
08:24Right, okay
08:25There are several different types of tasks in this show
08:27Yeah
08:28So you're just going to have to feel it
08:29Okay
08:29This isn't actually a task is it? It's just a thing that's going to happen
08:34Yeah, I'm sorry
08:35Yeah
08:35Still fun though Joe?
08:36Oh it is, the fun never stops I can see
08:39I'm having a ball
08:40Mm
08:43APPLAUSE
08:44We don't know what Alex is currently wearing but Rose is quite right
08:49His decision to wear that is almost certainly the fault of his parents
08:54So, something to look forward to
08:56Yes, quite right
08:56They can play their Joker at any point across the rest of the series by putting on the mystery outfit
09:01But for now, here's some more memorable fun
09:04MUSIC PLAYS
09:22Back in the weird lab, alright
09:24Is that your wardrobe?
09:28It's not my wardrobe
09:31Okay
09:34Hi, Jack
09:34Hi Alex, are you alright?
09:36Yeah, no problem
09:37SIGH
09:39Okay
09:41Prepared for everything?
09:42Yep
09:42Brand new gloves
09:44Well, I've been waiting to do this show a long time
09:48Right
09:50Erm, I decided to wear the hot dog outfit for this one
09:53Oh yeah?
09:54Mm
09:54It means this one counts double for you
09:56Yeah
09:56Whatever points you get
09:57Yeah
09:58So that's a big one
10:02Remember these ten fine people
10:05You have two minutes to acquaint yourself with these fine people
10:10Best memory wins
10:14Your time starts now
10:18Okay, cool
10:19Let's memorise these people then
10:21Alright
10:21Diana
10:22She's got the blonde hair
10:23The pearls
10:25Is he bandana?
10:27That's Gordo
10:28I'm gonna start
10:29Trev looks good
10:30Have you got a good memory, Jack?
10:32I'm gonna...
10:33It'll be better if I'm not talking to you during it
10:36Dina Dina Dina
10:38Dina Dina
10:39Is he Dina is he
10:41Yank tank, yank tank, yank tank
10:43What's your process for your...
10:45Ooh
10:45Yank tank
10:46Blanket
10:47Clown
10:48Ah!
10:51Grillsy
10:52Is that real?
10:53Yes
10:54Okay
10:54It's your method for remembering things, Jack
10:56Try not to be distracted
10:57Chisel
10:58Chisel
10:59Chisel
10:59Dina Dina Dina
11:02Can
11:03Clown
11:04Clown
11:05Clown
11:06Clown
11:06They're now in my memory house
11:07In my memory castle
11:09Right
11:11Cool
11:12I'm cool
11:13I don't fancy my chances here
11:15WHISTLE
11:15WHISTLE
11:16BLANKET
11:17Please look at the camera
11:19I was hoping you weren't gonna do that
11:21I got that sorted but that's a shit dump
11:29I was just wondering if you could tell me who all these people are, Jack
11:31Just start now?
11:33Why not?
11:34Dina
11:36Izzy
11:37Yank tank
11:38The yank tank
11:39Colonel
11:40Blanket
11:41Dina
11:42Izzy
11:43Yank
11:44Tank
11:44Colonel
11:48Blanket
11:48Dora?
11:50There wasn't a Dora, was there?
11:51There should have been a Dora, but it looks like a Dora, do you know what I think?
11:55Grillsy
11:55Chisel
11:57Reggie
11:57Trish
11:58No
11:59Never go with Trish, man
12:00Trish
12:01Let's go with Trish
12:02I didn't talk to them
12:05No, you didn't talk to them
12:06Oh
12:07This is Izzy
12:09The bandage
12:11I'm really screwed with her
12:14I can't stop thinking of Tamsin Althwaite
12:16Maybe she was called Tamsin
12:18I think this one's Gordo
12:21Gordo?
12:22True
12:23Yeah, I can't remember these two
12:25Um
12:26I've left the palace
12:28I'm gonna leave it at that, I think I've done all of it
12:30APPLAUSE
12:31All right
12:47APPLAUSE
12:47I think I've pulled it off though
12:48Yeah
12:49I should say, it was the first task immediately after being given the option, straight in
12:55Yeah
12:55So you just thought, fuck it, let's get this out of the way with
12:58Get over and done with
12:58Yeah
12:59And then you haven't got that to dread
13:02In the future
13:03Rosie only did half the room, but I should also say that was only half the task
13:08OK?
13:08It's break time
13:09Try to fulfil these precious few minutes without using your smartphone
13:14You don't need to look up little Alex Horne's real height
13:17I've told you the guy's five foot two
13:19If anything, look up how a virgin can have three kids
13:23LAUGHTER
13:25We'll see you in a minute
13:28APPLAUSE
13:37Hello
13:38Welcome back to Taskmaster
13:40It's the second part of the show
13:42And we still haven't had a proper task for me to judge
13:45Oh, poor old Greggy
13:46But here we go
13:47A new task
13:48And the introduction of our teams
14:02Hello
14:03Andy
14:05Good to see you
14:07You too
14:08So
14:09Multi-headed creature
14:11Your creature must prove they are the best by doing something impressive
14:16Also, during that impressive thing, they must speak one word at a time
14:20And explain what it is they are doing and why it is impressive
14:24You have 20 minutes, your time starts now
14:27Can anyone juggle?
14:29No
14:30No
14:30No, absolutely not
14:32All right
14:33Well, we could collect a lot of heads around the house, right?
14:36It can be any heads
14:37Dog's head
14:38Well, you see that, I like what you're thinking there
14:41Because it doesn't have to be a human head
14:43Do you think multi-headed creatures of history?
14:46Oh, yeah
14:46I don't mean too many, have they really?
14:48Hydra
14:48Three-headed dog
14:49God of the underworld
14:50What do you do that's impressive?
14:52I can move my knuckles
14:57Oh, you can
14:58I mean, it's niche
15:01Is it like making a smoothie?
15:03I always find like a good smoothie is like really fantastic
15:06That's right
15:07You know when someone's like
15:08Oh, this is grey
15:10Yeah
15:10And then you taste it and it's delicious
15:11What?
15:13Okay
15:13Look, it doesn't have to be a smoothie
15:16Something like that
15:17Something like that
15:18What if I stand on my head?
15:22I would love that
15:23Let's see if it can be done
15:25Right
15:25Do you need some help?
15:26Yeah
15:29What?
15:34Yeah, see, you can't do it, can you?
15:38Right
15:39Okay, so what are we on?
15:4112 minutes?
15:41Yeah, yeah, it's really going down now
15:43Right
15:43I really don't want to get this wrong
15:46These guys, man
15:48Right
15:54I mean, I don't know where to start
15:57Quite a good vibe with this team
15:58I'm so excited to be on the team with Jackie
16:05I don't feel like we've got so much in common
16:10Do you?
16:12We're both from a place of positivity
16:20And we were a team made in heaven
16:32There's a bond there and I've got high hopes for your multi-headed beast
16:35Yeah
16:35Now, this group
16:38I don't think I have ever seen a more awkward introduction
16:43I was so confused, I was just like
16:45Why am I hooked up with, like, this cricketer
16:47And then a detective comes in
16:49I was so confused
16:52But there's no mystery, Baba, at least as to who the detective is
16:56Oh my God
16:57It's Detective Emma City
16:58Oh my God
17:00Once you've formed your multi-headed beast
17:02What would be the most impressive thing you would do?
17:05And Emma went for...
17:07The making of a smoothie
17:11You might not have seen this because you were in the room
17:13Do you want to see what Baba thought of your idea?
17:15Oh my God
17:16Oh my God
17:17I always find, like, a good smoothie is, like, really fantastic
17:21That's right
17:22You know when someone's like, oh
17:24LAUGHTER
17:29Anyway, well, we're going to start with a team of two
17:32Rosie and Jackie
17:34This
17:35Is
17:36Been
17:36And
17:37Gone
17:44We
17:47Are
17:48So
17:50Happy
17:50We
17:52Be
17:53Here
17:54On
17:56Your
17:57Task
17:58Like that
17:59Show
18:02We
18:03Are
18:04So
18:06Impressive
18:08With
18:10Instruments
18:12And
18:13I
18:14You
18:15Playing
18:17Instruments
18:26You
18:26Poked your head through a bin bag and then you sang a song
18:29There are two things you're missing here
18:30One is that we had to join two bin bags, otherwise it wouldn't have been big enough, Greg
18:34No!
18:35And then the other thing you're missing is that by then I'd lost the will to live
18:39Yeah
18:42Right, Jackie's started to turn on you here
18:44No, no, no
18:44He's pulling away from the group
18:46There's only one thing that can save you now
18:48And it's
18:50The most awkward gang in town
18:58We are
19:00Making
19:01A
19:02Phenomenal
19:03Smoothie
19:04Today
19:06Using
19:07So
19:07Many
19:08Phenomenal
19:10Fruits
19:11And
19:12Life-giving
19:14Nutrients
19:15Today
19:17Making
19:19Making
19:19This
19:20Impressive
19:21Medicine
19:22Will
19:27Today
19:28Today
19:35Oh
19:36My
19:37Gosh
19:38This
19:39Is
19:40Phenomenal
19:41Smoothie time
19:43Today
19:51Yum
19:52Surprisingly
19:54Nutty
20:02Thanks team, you may return to the house
20:05Which we should do this again sometime
20:07Yeah, no, for real
20:08It was genuinely very nice
20:17You actually did make this move
20:20Excuse me, it was a multi-headed beast
20:23How many heads was
20:24Hey, I didn't mind the beast, there was a lot of heads on that beast
20:26It was a better beast than these two clowns
20:29Okay
20:29Right, that much I'll concede
20:30But you still made a smoothie
20:33And Baba, if you want to get into an argument
20:35You can explain to me why you just kept saying the word today
20:39I drank that smoothie
20:40I went home
20:41And for the first time in my life
20:43I levitated
20:46It was worse
20:49I don't know
20:50What was
20:51What were you least impressed by
20:52The song
20:53Or the smoothie
20:54The smoothie
20:54And that's saying something
20:55Because you heard the song
21:01The song was slightly better than the smoothie
21:03But the multi-headed beast was far more impressive
21:07Mmm
21:07Than two idiots putting their heads through a bin bag
21:10No thanks
21:11Listen
21:12Listen
21:12It was a multi-headed beast
21:14It was
21:14No wait
21:15Which beast do you know
21:16That makes a smoothie
21:18We did that
21:20This is the man who rolled his eyes
21:22And look at it now
21:23Thank you
21:24Come on man
21:34Today
21:35Today
21:39Very nice
21:41I think they're both as bad as each other
21:43And I know you don't like a draw
21:45Two points each
21:46And you'll all thank me for that
21:47Here we go
21:48They all get two points
21:49There it is
21:51Well the order hasn't changed
21:53Rosie, last week's winner, is still in the lead
21:55With seven points
21:56There we are
21:57Woo
21:59Get us with another task please, little Alex Horne
22:02Ooh
22:02There's somebody at the door
22:04Ooh
22:18Wow
22:19You ready?
22:20Born ready
22:21Yeah
22:21Really great to see you
22:22And you as well
22:27So this is awkward
22:29Hello
22:31You look happy
22:33I'm happy any day that I'm with you
22:39My little baby boy
22:42OK, there's a task over there
22:44Oh
22:46There we go
22:51There's a
22:52Erm
22:53Is there a challenge?
22:55Yeah, there's a task
22:56A task
22:56Yeah
22:56It's just on the doorbell
22:58Oh, OK
22:58Yeah
23:01Oh
23:02I've done it
23:04Capture the most remarkable footage on this doorbell camera
23:13Yo
23:14Man like Baba
23:16You have 30 minutes
23:18Your time starts now
23:21Interesting the word remarkable
23:24Trying to think of anything, any kind of footage that I've ever seen that's remarkable
23:28Are you aware of doorbell cameras?
23:30Doorbell?
23:30Well, I'm aware of their work
23:32Erm, I think Star Wars was filmed on a doorbell camera, it was the first known use of it
23:36I want to put on a shelf
23:40It needs to be elaborate
23:52It needs to be remarkable actually
23:54I mean they are synonyms
23:58OK
24:00How do you feel about being Rosie's little baby boy? You like that?
24:03Yes and no
24:04What's the no part?
24:06I want to grow up one day
24:07LAUGHTER
24:09All right
24:10OK
24:10What are we going to see?
24:11Well, let's start with Daddy
24:12It is Rosie Jones
24:16Oooooooooh
24:17Oooooooooh
24:19Oooooooooh
24:20Oooooooooh
24:22Oooooooooh
24:23Oooooooooh
24:26Merry Christmas
24:29I'm merry
24:32And I'm having a baby
24:35Oooooooooh
24:38Oooooooh
24:39Ooooooooh
24:40Ooooooooh
24:41Ooooooh
24:42Ooooooh
24:42I was born in Jesus
24:47Ooooooh
24:50Ooooooh
24:52Ooooooh
24:52Ooooooh
24:53Ooooooh
24:54Ooooooh
24:55Ooooooh
24:56Oooo
24:57It's more remarkable than the birth of our Lord
25:05it's a bold and fresh take on christianity
25:11if it's not disrespectful one would almost say that jesus positively fell out
25:17all right that's it we're halfway through the episode see you in a minute
25:32hello welcome back to taskmaster where our door is always open well not always greg for the current
25:38task it's always closed so that's a pretty poor choice of words the comedians have been tasked
25:44to record the most remarkable doorbell camera footage next up bubba whose name is nanogram
25:48of abba and annie zaltzman whose name is an anagram of ads as linmat
25:55and
25:56and
25:56and
25:56and
26:23and
26:24alexander oh right hello i am your future i know what you plan
26:32okay what's that then the full and total destruction of the taskmaster ah fair cop yeah
26:38that is the plan always been the plan actually right from episode one series one i know when
26:43you will destroy him when oh yeah well in the in the studio when when we show this task that's
26:49that's right that's exactly exactly right
27:07how will you destroy a taskmaster i can't say that come on my mate well let's say revenge will be
27:14sweet
27:15right right revenge for that time that shh no i can't say that that is our secret our secret no
27:21one can know that
27:23we know we always know
27:27stick around can you see that chicken
27:31or chicken
27:34or chicken
27:43why
27:44mine was scripture
27:47maybe it was remarkable for being so shh
27:50maybe
27:51you weren't even any good to keep your piss
27:53well you first kicked off always good to be good
27:57three
28:01Andy, I thought, oh, that's a good idea, the ghost comes.
28:04That's an intriguing story.
28:06But then I find the ghost himself to be quite boring.
28:09LAUGHTER
28:10Well, that's often ghosts are, aren't they?
28:12Because if you think of the mundanity of death...
28:15Yeah. ..of being a ghost for all eternity,
28:18you're going to lose your spark, aren't you?
28:20I would say.
28:22So he was deliberately dull?
28:24Yeah, well, it was also Alex's future,
28:25so it was probably going to be quite dull.
28:27LAUGHTER
28:29Very clever.
28:30Good. Not good. Bad.
28:32Who's next?
28:33Next up, it's Emma.
28:37Oh, my.
28:39Do-do-do-do.
28:41Da-da-da-da-da-da.
28:43Ooh!
28:44Come on.
28:46Oh!
28:46Oh!
28:50All right, come on.
28:53Let's get into that.
28:58There we go, cooking with gas. Come on.
29:01Whoa!
29:02All right.
29:13All right.
29:15Let's get into the past.
29:18APPLAUSE
29:18The peak of exhilaration and excitement in your life
29:21seems to be making relatively basic food.
29:24LAUGHTER
29:26Well, like, yeah, I think that might be true.
29:28What do I do?
29:29Well, do better.
29:30LAUGHTER
29:32Just do, make it an omelette?
29:33Was it an omelette?
29:34No, it's a pancake.
29:35Oh, that's better.
29:36LAUGHTER
29:37On the envelope?
29:38That was remarkable.
29:39Yeah.
29:40But would I think it remarkable if someone was doing bad
29:42keepy-uppies outside my doorbell?
29:44LAUGHTER
29:45Difficult, innit?
29:45Who's next?
29:46The final person we're going to see, oh, it's Jack Dee,
29:50living the dream.
29:51LAUGHTER
29:52That's the doorbell.
29:54Can it come off?
29:56I suppose so.
29:58LAUGHTER
30:03And it's the most remarkable.
30:06There you go, Alex.
30:08OK, Alex?
30:10Yeah?
30:11Hello.
30:13What did you have for dinner last night?
30:15Do you want to see it?
30:16OK.
30:25Did you see what I had for dinner?
30:26I think it was a banana, was it a banana?
30:28I had a banana for pudding, yeah.
30:29Yeah, yeah.
30:30I'm not sure your digestion system is working as efficiently
30:33as it should have been.
30:34Well, it wasn't just a banana.
30:38LAUGHTER
30:39LAUGHTER
30:42Omelette?
30:43Well, it's a creme caramel.
30:46It's almost as if you never chew.
30:48LAUGHTER
30:49Was it remarkable?
30:51It was.
30:51I think it was remarkable.
30:52I don't think you can get any more remarkable than that, really.
30:55Something I've always wanted to do is watch stuff being flushed
30:58all the way down through and see how it works.
31:01OK.
31:01Thanks, Jack.
31:02Yeah, thanks, Alex.
31:04APPLAUSE
31:08Well, I can't argue.
31:10It fits the brief.
31:11Like I said in the thing, I like to see how things work.
31:14Yeah.
31:15And I like to demonstrate how things work as well.
31:18And I think I demonstrated there how...
31:20Yeah.
31:20...how a house works.
31:22And then there's...
31:23We all want to have a look.
31:24Well, I had a look inside our family septic tank once.
31:27Why did you look in it?
31:28It was blocked up.
31:29What with?
31:30Multicoloured condoms, shit and frogs.
31:33LAUGHTER
31:35Which is the least remarkable?
31:38LAUGHTER
31:40I feel...
31:41I feel bad.
31:41It is Baba, probably.
31:42But I don't know if it's any less remarkable than Andy's boring ghost.
31:46LAUGHTER
31:46I'm giving Baba and Andy two points.
31:50Crap woman can thank me for her three points.
31:52Is it poo or is it Christianity?
31:56LAUGHTER
31:57LAUGHTER
31:58Because I have great respect for those of faith.
32:01It's four points to Jack's poos.
32:04And Rosie Jones takes five points.
32:06Well done, Rosie.
32:06CHEERING
32:11All right, run the task, please, Alex.
32:14Well, cast your mind back a bit for this next one.
32:24Oh, no!
32:27Oh, for goodness sake, not these again.
32:30Oh!
32:30It's nice to see you too, Emma.
32:31Yeah, yeah.
32:32Pleased to see them?
32:33Erm, well, I mean, some of them.
32:35Some of them, a bit awkward.
32:38LAUGHTER
32:41Do you want me to open their thing?
32:42Not yet.
32:43OK.
32:43Do you know why not?
32:44You want more chat?
32:45No.
32:47LAUGHTER
32:49Oh, you want me to put that on?
32:50You should really be dressed as a hot dog for this one.
32:53Identify these ten fine people.
32:55Most fine people correctly identified wins.
33:00Oh, my God, I forgot them.
33:02You have four fine minutes.
33:04Your time starts now.
33:06Colonel!
33:08APPLAUSE
33:10APPLAUSE
33:13It's a dirty trick, no mistake.
33:16And only the people with actually good memories are going to succeed, I suspect.
33:19Let's have a look.
33:20OK, we're going to start with Rosie and Randy.
33:23Here we go.
33:24THEY LAUGH
33:25THEY LAUGH
33:26THEY'RE IN A DIFFERENT ORDER
33:30THEY'RE IN A DIFFERENT ORDER
33:30THEY'RE IN A SNEAKY LITTLE TOE BAG
33:37I'm going to be quite badly on this first time round, to be honest.
33:40THEY LAUGH
33:41THEY LAUGH
33:44THEY LAUGH
33:47BUZZER
33:47This one was Izzy. I remember that one.
33:50That was her.
33:52The head injury.
33:53SHE HAS A ONE WORLD BEARD
33:57BUZZER
33:58HAIR
34:00BUZZER
34:01BUZZER
34:03ACHE
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34:32BUZZER
34:34BUZZER
34:35BUZZER
34:35BUZZER
34:40No. No, but in some ways getting one is worse than getting none.
34:44There's a dignity in total failure.
34:54So Andy only ended up getting one.
34:57Previously he had five. Mm-hm. He only remembered one in the end.
35:00It's just, it's quite hard to... I mean, I felt quite triggered by that.
35:02By what? It was very similar to the jury in the trial.
35:07But, look, I don't want to go into that in too much detail.
35:10Who were Yam Yam and Shaggy?
35:12Were they...
35:13Were Yam Yam and Shaggy original characters?
35:16No, Yam Yam and Shaggy came from Rosie's brain.
35:18Yeah.
35:19Andy came up with Biggles, Valorama, Baldy Doggy and Marilyn.
35:22Yeah.
35:23OK.
35:24Time to break.
35:25For the last time in the final part of the show,
35:27someone will win a harness, a clock, a Viking hat, a Guy Fawkes effigy
35:32and have to carry us home in a coffin.
35:35What's the point?
35:37We'll see you soon.
35:44APPLAUSE
35:49It's part four of four, and our cast have been tested
35:52to remember the names of ten fine people.
35:54Next, we're going to witness the memories of Baba and Jack,
35:57who has donned his hot dog outfit, and we'll get double points.
36:00Here we go.
36:02Ah.
36:05This is so wrong.
36:07OK.
36:08All right.
36:09Let's try.
36:10Blanket.
36:11I think that's the Colonel.
36:15Chisel.
36:16Reggie.
36:18Gordo.
36:19Izzy.
36:21That had a patch on, didn't it?
36:22There's a patch there.
36:23That's, um, that's, uh, Grilly.
36:26Grilly.
36:27Blanket.
36:28Izzy.
36:29Oh, the, like, what's it?
36:31Hanky Panky or something like that?
36:33Or wanky smanky or something?
36:36Uh, Chiselle?
36:38Chiselle?
36:38Oh, there was Yankee Tank.
36:40That's her name.
36:41OK.
36:41Now, who was Yankee Tank?
36:43Izzy.
36:44No, Dinah.
36:45Dinah.
36:46I think it says Yankee Tank.
36:48No, no, that's Yankee Tank.
36:49That's Yankee Tank.
36:50Trev or something?
36:51Trev or something like that?
36:53The Corporal?
36:55No, you're not the Corporal.
36:57You're the Corporal.
36:59The two that I didn't get before, gone.
37:02Gilly, itsy, pitsy.
37:05Ah.
37:08Still got two minutes left.
37:09What do you want to do?
37:09I want to do nothing because I don't remember their names.
37:13So I might bust a little two-step.
37:16Come on.
37:16Dunno.
37:17Oh.
37:17Hey.
37:18Oh.
37:18Bow.
37:19Bow.
37:21Oh.
37:22You know what I'm saying?
37:23Yeah.
37:24Write that down.
37:24When you bust a two-step, add some flavour.
37:27Yeah, it's gone.
37:28Yeah.
37:30Oh.
37:34Danke.
37:38Yeah.
37:42That's a little bit better.
37:43Should Bubba be rewarded for busting a two-step and adding?
37:46Yes.
37:46Yes.
37:48I don't give bonus points, but in my heart I am giving you a bonus point, cos I enjoyed it.
37:53Can I check Jack said grill-y instead of grill-sy. Is that close enough?
37:56And similarly, yank tank and yankee tank.
37:58I think maybe we should give him one of them. Thank you.
38:00Baba remembered six out of the ten. Jack, seven out of the ten.
38:04Not bad. Not bad at all. But there is one more to see. Yes.
38:07It is Emma Seedy, or to use her full name, Emma Compact Disc. Here she is.
38:14I am taking the gloves off for this.
38:16The Colonel. Chisel. Dina. Trev. Reggie. Blanket. Tamsin-Houseway. Tamsin.
38:26This one is new. OK.
38:36Jemima. I know it is not that, but I am really stuck.
38:40Um...
38:42You've got little pickies, you bastard.
38:45Look at these. Who have you found?
38:48Chisel. Oh, you need that one.
38:50Yeah, I know. I don't need that.
38:53Grill-sy!
38:59The yank tank.
39:01Yank tank.
39:04Gordo.
39:08You're just missing Tamsin-Houseway. Is that right?
39:10Yes, yes, yes, yes. Tamsin.
39:13Just a minute, then.
39:17Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, Izzy!
39:20Izzy.
39:21That was exciting.
39:23I'm glad you had my gloves off for that.
39:25I needed to be there.
39:26APPLAUSE
39:29Genuinely impressed.
39:30Alex's nerdy little system.
39:31Yeah, thanks, guys.
39:32But she had, like Baba, two minutes to spare and thought there must be something else here.
39:35And there was.
39:36Yeah. Interesting.
39:37Two very different systems.
39:39Investigate here.
39:40Yeah.
39:40I'm going to bust a two-star.
39:42Andy and Rosie both only remembered one person.
39:45Eight points.
39:46Because of the very wise hot dog choice, Emma wins the task.
39:50Five points to...
39:55Quick look at the scores, then.
39:56Yes.
39:57The hot dog is in the lead.
39:5817 points.
39:59First place, Jack D.
40:01Nice.
40:03OK, it's time for me to make your way to the stage.
40:09The final task of the show!
40:16Hello, old friends.
40:18I'm over here.
40:19And who will be reading the task out?
40:20Rosie Jones, please.
40:21Rosie Jones.
40:22Take it away.
40:24Spin the wheel the same number of times or more as the person before you.
40:36If you land on gold, you are automatically through to the next round and the next person has to spin
40:52it one more time than the previous person.
40:59It will become clearer as we play it.
41:00Andy, please come over to the wheel.
41:02It just needs a medium spin.
41:04If you stand sort of where I'm standing but the other side, that would be...
41:07Oh, what are you doing?
41:08Checking the integrity of the wheel?
41:10Well, just the physics of it.
41:11You know, how it's...
41:12How it's going to spin.
41:13It's a wheel.
41:13Right.
41:15LAUGHTER
41:20Lovely spin.
41:21Lovely spin.
41:24So that's the red.
41:26Andy, I have to ask you, do you want to spin again or do you want to stick on one?
41:29Oh, I'll spin again.
41:31Ooh!
41:31If this lands on black, you're eliminated.
41:34That's a hefty one.
41:35That's more like...
41:36That's in the spirit of the game.
41:37Beautiful action again.
41:38Thanks.
41:39So we're hoping this lands on red, otherwise we lose Andy Zoltzman.
41:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:45Who's next?
41:46Barbara is next and he must land two in a row in the same colour.
41:52Whoa!
41:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:55Wow.
41:56You're through.
41:57Come on, bud.
41:57You've got to spin it three times to get the same colour every time,
42:01unless you get gold.
42:02All right.
42:05Lovely.
42:06Yeah.
42:08Lovely, passionate grunt.
42:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:15Jack, you could have got the same colour four times in a row.
42:19I'm going to go the other way.
42:21What?
42:22Oh, yeah.
42:31Oh, no.
42:36Oh, shut up.
42:43That is red.
42:45That is red.
42:46Don't touch it.
42:47Yes.
42:48You've only got to get four more reds.
42:50What big thing?
42:50Or any gold.
42:52Right.
42:52Mm-hmm.
43:00We're in a new relationship.
43:03Well done.
43:06I remember you.
43:07Oh, no.
43:09Oh, lovely.
43:12The cartwheel.
43:14Red.
43:15Yeah, they like that.
43:16They like that.
43:21They like that.
43:22THEY LAUGH
43:23THEY LAUGH
43:25THEY LAUGH
43:26THEY LAUGH
43:27Andy Dawesman gets two points.
43:30We need five, buddy.
43:31Five, yeah?
43:34Come on.
43:36No, not you, bro.
43:37This.
43:38Oh!
43:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:42It's six, please, Emma.
43:43Fair enough.
43:47Come on, come on.
43:49Red.
43:50Red.
43:50Five more reds.
43:51Red will go.
43:52Come on.
43:54Do you still get one more?
43:56Four more?
43:56Four more.
44:00Three more.
44:01Brilliant.
44:02Come on.
44:04Right.
44:05Come on.
44:08Come on now.
44:09Come on.
44:09Refer to Jesus.
44:16You require seven.
44:18Thank you very good.
44:25Ooh.
44:25That's red.
44:26That's red.
44:28Anti-clockwise.
44:31Oh!
44:31Oh!
44:32That's a three point.
44:34OK.
44:35You got this.
44:35Baba, you require seven.
44:37OK.
44:40Goal.
44:41Goal.
44:42Goal.
44:42Goal.
44:43Goal.
44:43Goal.
44:44Goal!
44:44Goal!
44:45You need eight.
44:47Fair enough.
44:47In a row.
44:48FUH!
44:53Black Emma.
44:54Kimmer!
44:55Yep.
44:55The lucky come on's back.
45:01We have a winner and that winner is Bubba Tinday Edition!
45:06Yes!
45:07Yes!
45:09Can you have a little tea stack if you want?
45:11Yes!
45:12Hey, come down.
45:13We'll add it to the final scores.
45:20Bubba Tinday won the five points.
45:23Well done, Bubba.
45:27And it has really paid dividends for Bubba because he's come second last.
45:31And on top of the lady board with 20 points is Jack D!
45:35Jack D wins episode two.
45:37Please go and celebrate with your serious yet silly thing!
45:43See you again very soon.
45:44But for now, let's hear it for tonight's winner.
45:46Jack D!
45:47Goal!
45:48Goal!
45:58Goal!
46:01Goal!
46:04Goal!
46:05Goal!
46:08Goal!
46:08Goal!
46:10Goal!
46:11Goal!
46:12Goal!
46:13Goal!
46:14Goal!
46:15Goal!
46:16Goal!
46:16Goal!
46:16Goal!
46:17You
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