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00:02Oh
00:34Oh
00:39I'm Greg Davis. Welcome to the Taskmaster Grand Final
00:48What a journey we've been on we've seen the full
00:52Smorgasbord of skills and intuition and a woman from the north looking baffled
00:57As we thunder into this final set of challenges the ultimate prize of my gilded nut could go to any
01:05of them
01:05Apart from two of them who definitely can't win because they've been rubbish
01:11So here they are please roar one last time for the phenomenal Joanne McNally
01:28And for us to start this series a man who I always associate the good night out because he looks
01:32like a giant revolving kebab
01:34That's a kid in bottom-set art has drawn a face on
01:46My special outfit for final so pretty cool genuinely all I want to do is wear these for the whole
01:53show
01:55Oh
01:55Well, I shan't be allowing the glasses to be worn for the final. I must wear them. No, I should
01:59wear them. Give me the final
02:00I haven't trimmed them
02:00I mean to be fair. It's one of your better chances
02:13What is the final prize task of the series please Alex well Greggington bear?
02:18We're ending on something that could really make a difference to the world because you've asked them to bring in
02:21the thing that gives the most hope for the future of the human race
02:27Five points seems like a fair deal for the thing that gives the most hope for the future of the
02:31human race and at the end of the episode
02:32Well, we'll all have hope and perhaps that's all you can ask for in this life. I love you guys
02:40Right then
02:41Sophie
02:43Welcome to the final. What have you brought in right? So
02:47AI one day right you'll be able to
02:51Assess a body part
02:53Using your phones and stuff right right we'll be able to have a full medical dead quick with AI right
02:59and I thought that would be great
03:01Yeah, and I thought especially for you because of your life choices and everything that you get
03:08Yes, and you look knackered
03:12Oh
03:12We've actually brought him. Oh, yes. This is to remind you that there is hope on the way. Yes. Thank
03:17you a little robot
03:23Could save us and therefore this is not as per total shit
03:31So what I have brought is
03:36The concept of fate
03:42Because I think that nothing
03:43Nothing should give more hope to the human race that no matter how much you might sort of screw up
03:48in life or on the show
03:51The fact that it might be written in the stars somehow I think offers a degree of comfort
03:56Do you know what I mean by that
03:58Yes, largely to people who don't take responsibility for their own actions
04:01Yes, well to that end I have
04:05Made a prediction
04:06Oh
04:06Of my final score on this show
04:09That's quite exciting
04:11So I have genuinely inside
04:12Inside there
04:13Yeah
04:13Okay, I have written my final score of the whole series
04:17Right
04:18I'll sign it on here
04:20Across the flat
04:22You're watching Taskmaster on Final Four
04:24Thank you
04:25Great, if you sign it over the seal as well
04:28There's a sharpie
04:29You know that no one can get at it
04:31Great, okay
04:31And then if you just want to pop that under there
04:33I'll pop it under there, I will
04:35And the proof will be at the end
04:36But um, but yeah, fate
04:38I feel like I'm totally under his power
04:42Good
04:42John
04:43Erm, the world's in a pretty scary place
04:45I think we'd all agree that perhaps those in power don't represent us
04:49Yeah, man
04:50Yeah
04:51I can see only one solution
04:54And that is
04:55Cathy Burke
04:58I had the pleasure of meeting Cathy for the first time recently
05:01She is kind, funny, insightful, wise
05:07And I just think if we were somehow able to put Cathy Burke in charge of everything
05:12And or clone her with permission
05:14Then it would mean an end to war, inequality, poverty
05:17I just think she's got a lot of answers
05:21I mean, that is a lot of responsibility to put on the shoulders of the woman from Kevin and Perry
05:26Go Large
05:28She chose get your free con on Desert Island Discs and that was my first answer at my wedding
05:32Okay
05:36That's reasonable to give her a low mark
05:39Erm, big fan
05:41Joanne
05:42Yeah
05:42Hello
05:42I really thought about this and the future of the human race
05:45As much as I love men, they are a big problem
05:49All the big, all the big hitters, all the big dictators, all men
05:53Yeah
05:54I've referred constantly to myself as a basic bitch
05:56It's time to give the power to women like me
05:58I present you with the basic bitch starter pack
06:01Yep
06:02We've got
06:05Some cucumber eye sheets
06:07We've got a couple of cheapo scented candles from Primark
06:12Slippers, a onesie
06:13Cos basic bitches like to be cosy
06:15We like to relax
06:17Give more power to the basic bitches
06:18Things will be a lot more chilled
06:19Woo
06:22I've always said that
06:23I quite like it
06:24You sort of
06:25Makes sense
06:26Steve, what have you brought us?
06:29I've brought something tonight that I don't think anyone's ever brought into Taskmaster before
06:34OK
06:34And it's this
06:35Here it is
06:36Oh
06:37Nothing
06:38Oh god, you're going to make me have an existential crisis aren't you
06:41This is a statement
06:42Nothing
06:43If you think about all the dreadful things we've been through recently
06:46Sorry
06:47Artificial intelligence, Brexit
06:50Cancel culture
06:50Deathly pandemics
06:52Yeah
06:52Greenhouse gases
06:53Hottest temperatures ever
06:55Ice caps melting
06:56John Robbins
06:57Probably winning Taskmaster
07:00These are the disasters of this ever
07:04And I think you know it, Greg
07:05I do know
07:06And yet
07:09And yet
07:11He's doing the Tony Blair thumb pointer
07:15If there is a child watching this tonight
07:17Who looks up from their TikTok or their memes
07:19Just because of what I've just said
07:22And thinks
07:22Why is the nice old vicar man saying the world's going to end?
07:26I've got to do something about that
07:28And they tell a friend and their friend tells a friend
07:30Suddenly you've got the start of a movement
07:32Just because I chose to bring in nothing to Taskmaster
07:35And if you can support me on this Greg
07:37Then I think this could be the beginning of a real change
07:41Society needs truth tellers
07:44Emmeline Pankhurst
07:45Rosa Parks
07:47Malala
07:49Greg Davis
07:57I just want to take a moment if I may
07:59Because it's the first time I'll be included in a sentence
08:01In the same company as Malala
08:06Right then Greg
08:07Good luck
08:08Well John
08:09There's no slight on Cathy Burke
08:11I just haven't met her so I can't judge
08:13Cathy if you're watching
08:14Sorry about this
08:15One point
08:18Nick it's difficult because Nick's magic trick
08:20Hmm
08:21Like at the moment it's rubbish
08:23But it might turn out to be amazing
08:25I'm giving him two points
08:26Full stop
08:27End of
08:27But if he correctly predicts the score at the end
08:30I'll give him a cash prize from my own
08:31A cash prize
08:32There we go
08:34£300
08:35Woo
08:35Woo
08:37Do I have to donate it to charity?
08:39Nope
08:41Three points for the robot
08:42Three to Sophie
08:42Because AI might well save us
08:44It might also destroy us
08:45Big problem
08:46I'm going to give the concept of nothing
08:48Even though it was one of the greatest performances
08:51I've ever seen
08:52Just because of
08:53A basic bitch running the gaff is a bit more tangible
08:55I'll give her five points
08:57There
08:57Four points to team
08:58Five to share
08:58There we go
08:59That is so genuinely hard to score
09:02Impossible
09:03Impossible
09:04Let's have a proper task
09:05OK
09:06Well first up for the final
09:08We have pegs Greg
09:09Pegs
09:09Loads of pegs Greg
09:11And tasks Greg
09:12Don't ask Greg
09:12But there's so many tasks Greg
09:14Tasks and peg Greg
09:14Let's go
09:29Oh God
09:31Right
09:31You alright?
09:32Yeah I'm alright
09:34John
09:34Hello Alex
09:36Please open a task
09:38Oh where is that?
09:41It's not that is that?
09:43No
09:43But there are tasks
09:45Is this a random choice of task?
09:47Whichever I want
09:48Yes
09:49This guy
09:51You sure?
09:52Yeah
09:52No
09:54Oh God
09:56Find and complete the real task
09:58Each task
10:00Has a 1% chance of being the real task
10:05Fastest wins
10:06Your time started when you opened your first task
10:11Lovely
10:14Well this is one of those tasks that we do from time to time
10:17I think there is a basic intelligence test
10:20Because there are two ways of approaching this
10:22It's to take a moment
10:23And to work out if there's a way of finding out what the real task is
10:27Before you maniacally rip all of those tasks off the washing line
10:32Shall we crack on?
10:33Let's have a look
10:34OK
10:35Sophie and Joanne are up first to find the real task
10:38Here we go
10:39There's no point in me just pulling all these off
10:41Sure there's not
10:42Yeah
10:43But then I did think I was smart by pegging them all back in a lump
10:46Rather than individually
10:47And getting in to do it
10:48Yeah
10:48Yeah of course
10:49Yeah I had to help because it had taken so long
10:53Sophie not for the first time you sounded like an Alan Bennett monologue
10:57It's a lesson for life
10:59Yeah I've been baffled for a lot
11:01It's been horrific actually
11:03You weren't that baffled in this one Sophie
11:05You stepped back and saw the enormous arrow pointing at the shape
11:09Was the task in the shape for an arrow?
11:17I don't think you should be allowed to run the world
11:21You spotted it after two minutes you pinned them all back up
11:23After three minutes forty-one you completed the task
11:26And what was Joanne's time?
11:28Twenty minutes and twenty seconds
11:30Guess what?
11:31Yeah, sorry
11:32Here are some adverts
11:34APPLAUSE
11:43Ho!
11:45Welcome back to part two of our final
11:48Where there are a lot of tasks hung up on a washing line to dry
11:51That's right
11:52These guys had to find the real task
11:54And then do that task
11:55OK, we've seen Sophie and Joanne
11:56So it's only fair we now see Steve
11:58Nick
12:00And John
12:02Each task has a 1% chance
12:04But the H of chance is underlined
12:06Some of the letters are underlined, Alex
12:08It spells out H-E-D-S
12:11What does that mean?
12:14A-B-C-D-E
12:17In case that's the thing
12:20Find and complete the rib
12:21No, it's not that, is it?
12:23Is that an arrow?
12:26H-E-D-S
12:30Shed
12:32Fuck this, I'm going to shed
12:38OK, hang on
12:39An anagram of H
12:40Is that the only ones underlined?
12:42H-E-D-S
12:46Sted
12:47Is that an arrow, Alex?
12:50It's an arrow!
12:52Shed
12:53Shed
12:53Don't go shed
12:58This is a real task
12:59Peg all the tasks to the washing line
13:01Do it!
13:03Ha ha!
13:04Ah, you suckers
13:05I didn't take any off, did I?
13:08I took two off
13:14I've stopped the clock, John
13:15Have I finished?
13:19I've stopped the clock
13:20There you go
13:22Is that good?
13:23Yeah
13:28Thank you
13:30Thank you
13:46Thank you
13:53It was Nick
13:53One minute 50 for you, Nick
13:55OK
13:55The others
13:57John, one minute 16
13:58Steve, 49.8 seconds
14:02All three were very pleasing yourselves
14:04Oh, don't, don't, don't, don't
14:08Sophie
14:08Yeah?
14:09You're safe
14:10Great
14:11Oh, hello
14:12The rest of you
14:13The rest of you, watch this
14:14Remember, you did have to peg all the tasks to the washing line
14:18See you later, do you want me to pick that up?
14:20Yes, please
14:25Thank you
14:26OK
14:28Oh, lovely
14:29Goodbye, Nick
14:29See you later
14:40Joanne and Nick, you did not complete the task
14:44I don't think that's going to make a difference to my scores
14:46No
14:48Which means Nick and Joanne both don't get any points
14:50Three points to Sophie
14:51Four to John
14:52And five to Steve Pemberton
14:57Scoreboard, please
14:57Yes, and in the lead with nine, it's Steve Pemberton
14:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:02What's next for this big fancy final?
15:05OK, well, this task is all anyone ever wants, really
15:07A hug with an old friend
15:21You like these big Lawrence of Arabia opening approach shots, don't you?
15:27Yeah
15:27But the director's loving this
15:29I'm not in the right shoes for this set-up, really
15:33Did it be a good day?
15:35Yeah, it was really good
15:35I was just riding a horse bear back there
15:40It's not QWERTY, it's not a keyboard layout
15:42And it's not in alphabetical order
15:44But there are also repeats of some letters
15:46Because there's two G... I should read the task
15:48Yes
15:48Hug your special friend
15:51Hmm
15:52Hug your special friend
15:53Is that... I have to give you a hug?
15:56We are colleagues
15:56Oh, right, OK
15:57Every time you touch a letter, you must turn it over
16:01And one minute will be added to your time
16:03Fastest wins
16:04Your time starts now
16:07It is on the vague side, Alex
16:12APPLAUSE
16:14Special friend's quite a creepy thing to say
16:16Oh, is it?
16:17Shall I stop doing that?
16:19There's been a few times during this series where I thought...
16:22I don't know
16:22Keith's been spending a bit too much time on his own
16:26Let's start!
16:27OK, now it's one for the bird watchers out there
16:28Hi, Dad
16:29Hi, Mum
16:29Look, it's a pair of J's
16:31Joanne and John
16:32LAUGHTER
16:34Well, I guess I'm going to start turning over letters
16:37Sure
16:37All right
16:39I'm going to go J because that's my...
16:43Well, all right, that... OK
16:44Let's go, Zed
16:47Biscuit?
16:48You hungry?
16:49No
16:49Really?
16:50Hug your spell... Oh, do I have to spell out hug?
16:53No, I'd spell out your name, it's Alex
16:55That is my name
16:56Ah!
16:57What have you found?
16:58Your name
16:59You think?
17:00A string
17:03There's probably no strategy to this
17:05I'd say it's just a kind of like a free-for-all
17:07I get that vibe
17:09OK
17:11We've got a compass at least
17:17Oh, no
17:18Oh, no
17:19It's one of these
17:21So I've got to follow this in some direction from here
17:25I would say
17:25So I reckon if I go in a circle at the end of this string
17:29I'm going to find a special friend
17:32Ow!
17:34I'm in quite a lot of pain, Alex
17:36Would you like a biscuit?
17:37We'll mind some gloves
17:38Or just at least an eye on health and safety
17:43Hello? Hello?
17:58I think I've done the wrong thing
18:00Ah!
18:12250 degrees west
18:13That's 250 degrees west
18:15Is it?
18:16Yeah
18:17Unless your compass is wrong?
18:19Which way is north, John?
18:23This compass is wrong
18:24Have you used a compass before?
18:25Yeah
18:27Yeah, that's north.
18:28Yeah.
18:29Oh, fuck.
18:31Ah!
18:37I've stopped the clock.
18:39I remember him.
18:40He's your special friend.
18:42Oh, hello. I've done it, Alex.
18:45I've stopped the clock, John.
18:46That was incredibly frustrating.
18:48Yeah.
18:49Not bad.
18:52Thanks, Joanne.
18:53No worries, thank you.
18:57Joanne, have you ever seen a walkie-talkie before?
19:01Because you looked at it with such childlike wonderment.
19:04Was there something earlier in the series that I thought was a walkie-talkie,
19:07but it was a barbecue lighter?
19:08A barbecue lighter.
19:10I'm not in the army, OK?
19:12I should have told you. She's not in the army.
19:14Why didn't you tell me she's not in the army?
19:16I'm sorry.
19:17John takes this very seriously, this show.
19:20He is a taskmaster nerd.
19:22And I enjoyed it, you get angry.
19:25It was 38 degrees when we filmed that,
19:28and Alex kept asking me if I wanted a biscuit
19:31when I found biscuits under the letters.
19:33I couldn't believe you didn't want a biscuit.
19:34I didn't want a biscuit, Alex.
19:35John's got no time for whimsy.
19:37He wants to complete the task quickly and get the delicious points.
19:41Yes.
19:43Who's next?
19:44Next up, all the way from Fleetwood Mac, it's Stephen Nicks attempts.
19:50Stephen Nicks.
19:51Who's my special friend?
19:53Is it one of the horses?
19:56I don't know what you do in your own time.
19:58Right, well, I would love to spell out the phrase,
20:00hug your special friend, but scanning the letters,
20:02I'm not seeing the letter Y.
20:05I'm going to just start with an H.
20:09Is this a time thing?
20:11Fastest wins.
20:12Fastest wins, OK.
20:13And one minute per letter turned over.
20:15Per?
20:15One minute is...
20:17Per letter turned over.
20:18Yes.
20:21Chocolate biscuit.
20:22So it's somebody who likes chocolate biscuits.
20:25OK.
20:25Or is it for me?
20:26It's chocolate biscuit.
20:27For me.
20:28Oh.
20:29Oh.
20:31Hello?
20:32Is that my special friend?
20:37Fastest wins, isn't it?
20:38Yeah, right, I was aware of it, yeah.
20:41Uh-huh.
20:41Mum.
20:43Mum.
20:50Oh.
20:50Oh.
20:52250 degrees west.
20:53I'm guessing I'm going to have to eventually turn all of these over,
20:56so why am I messing around?
20:58Oh, some wool.
20:59All right.
21:00What's the task again?
21:01Every time we turn it over, you must turn it over,
21:03and one minute will be added to your time.
21:05Yeah, you've spent 48 minutes so far.
21:09Oh, and fastest wins.
21:13Right.
21:17Mannequin.
21:17Mannequin?
21:18The mannequin is my special friend.
21:21Uh, so north is that way.
21:23Yeah, north that way, which way do you reckon west is?
21:26This way.
21:27That's west.
21:28I don't want to expend unnecessary energy.
21:30Hmm.
21:33Hello, over.
21:35Maybe, is this a clue?
21:37Is this an arrow?
21:38The mannequin that's pointing up this way?
21:40Oh, there's something colourful.
21:43Oh.
21:44Aha.
21:49Oh, you look like one of my characters from League of Gentlemen.
21:52Oh, fucking hell!
21:54Oh, fucking hell!
21:58Oh, you're terrifying.
22:00Oh, that wasn't too bad.
22:02No?
22:02Yeah.
22:03I think I did middling on that.
22:05Hmm.
22:06Well, you turned over 45 letters.
22:09Oh, yeah.
22:14See, this is the difference between John and Nick,
22:17is that when you see a whimsical biscuit's been left undone,
22:20you think, I'm prioritising this biscuit.
22:23I think it was the biscuit that made me forget
22:25that you weren't meant to turn over many letters,
22:27cos as soon as I had that biscuit,
22:28I just started turning over as many as I could find.
22:30Yeah.
22:31The other difference is that Nick obviously did very badly.
22:33Very pleased with himself.
22:35I think that went quite well.
22:37Steve, how do you feel?
22:39Uh, annoyed I didn't need the biscuit.
22:42Um, I was looking forward to finding a lovely word thing
22:47in the labyrinth of words.
22:48Totally forgot the fact that each one was a minute.
22:51Yeah, and then the greeting was, I mean, borderline orgasmic.
22:56Had you forgotten there was someone inside your mannequin?
22:59I'd totally forgotten, cos it was weeks and weeks earlier.
23:01Yeah.
23:02So, I screamed, didn't I?
23:04It was hilarious.
23:06Yeah.
23:06Yes.
23:07Good.
23:08Now, I'm not one to make judgements,
23:10and I'm always fast to apologise when I do,
23:12but I predict Sophie's going to be shit at this.
23:15OK.
23:16Time for another ad break.
23:17See you in a bit.
23:19APPLAUSE
23:29Oh!
23:31You join us for third quarter of our final
23:34and the completion of a task all about tracking down old friends.
23:38Yes, old friends that they made for themselves.
23:40Quite sad, really.
23:41They've all managed to find and hug them so far,
23:43but there is still one person left to go.
23:47Will and Sophie be reunited with our old friend?
23:50Let's find out right now.
23:51Right, OK.
23:52Every time you touch a letter, you must turn it over,
23:56and one minute will be added to your time.
23:59But I don't want to touch a letter, then.
24:01Fastest wins.
24:02Is it a tree-hugging exercise?
24:04Is it...?
24:05That sort of thing.
24:08The problem is you've got crew hiding in bushes, haven't you?
24:11It's quite daunting.
24:13Hello?
24:16Hello?
24:17Hello?
24:18Hello?
24:19I might aim for that tree over there.
24:21Yeah, OK.
24:22And I don't want to faff about with these, do I?
24:25No.
24:26Hello?
24:27Who's there?
24:29Oh!
24:31Oh, I see!
24:32I thought it was going to be an old school friend or something.
24:36This is your old friend, Wolfie.
24:37Wolfie!
24:38I've stopped the clock.
24:39Is that it?
24:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:44I formally apologise.
24:48Incredible.
24:49I mean, 100% accidental?
24:52Well, I thought you would have a friend of mine from Manchester
24:55hid in a bush.
24:56That's...
24:57I thought Amy again.
24:58You've thought about it several times, yeah.
24:59Yeah.
25:00This show isn't about reuniting people with Amy.
25:03She has kept saying, well, a friend...
25:05Where's Amy?
25:06Always Amy.
25:07Yeah.
25:08I don't know why I just thought Amy would be someone you'd approach.
25:11Have you not seen Amy for a while?
25:12Or this show ever.
25:14LAUGHTER
25:14She managed to find it in 4 minutes 44 seconds.
25:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:19No punishment.
25:20No extra minutes.
25:22You want to hear the points?
25:23Yeah.
25:24Well, Sophie found it quickest in 4 minutes 44.
25:26Ooh.
25:27Five sweet points.
25:29Exactly, yeah.
25:30Er, Joanne, 11 minutes 20 with your punishments.
25:33Four three points.
25:34Four sweet points.
25:35John, you turned over 10, which means you had a total of 21 minutes 20.
25:38Ooh, the three sweet points.
25:41Yes.
25:42And then the guys who turned over 45 cards.
25:46Steve, your total time was 52 minutes 37.
25:49Nick, 56 minutes 25.
25:51Two points to Steve, one point to Nick Muhammad.
25:53There it is.
25:54Just under an hour.
25:57Wow, this is my worst round luck.
25:59Good.
25:59OK, what's next?
26:00Well, the bad news is, it's the final task.
26:03Oh, dear.
26:04But the good news is, Greg, you've just become a TV commissioner.
26:08At last!
26:21Hello, Sophie.
26:22Hello.
26:23Hello, Nick.
26:24Hello, Steve.
26:24Hello.
26:25Hello.
26:25I keep forgetting that you're all here.
26:26Pardon?
26:27Sorry, nothing.
26:30OK, good luck.
26:30Present the best new short form shiny floor American game show.
26:35Alex will be the contestant.
26:37One of you must be his rival and somebody must win.
26:40The game show Greg most wants to see commissioned wins.
26:43Also, there is a bonus point for best new game show catchphrase.
26:47You have a maximum of 30 minutes.
26:49Your time starts now.
26:50What about if you had to go through the stool of your opposite contestant
26:54to guess what they had for dinner last night?
26:57What?
26:58OK.
27:00Can you play the keyboard?
27:02Can you play the keyboard?
27:02No, but I can do.
27:07I don't know if you want to see something quite violent.
27:11Yeah.
27:14So, to so I wrote, do, do, do, oh no, do, oh no, do, do, do, do, do.
27:20What about if it's...
27:22Shorter.
27:27Oh, yes.
27:29Take the stage to the stage.
27:30Feel the rage, the old age, the age, the age.
27:36What about something like ESP or some like, it's just people who like, you know, might
27:41sit in front of like, like one of those things that just dropped lots of people.
27:44Right, it's either that or coming on with your stool.
27:47I'm not keeping coming back to this, but I think Greg would love that.
36:27This time was done.
36:48I like them.
37:18The
37:19Everything I'm filming is that
37:24The
37:24The
37:25The
37:25The
37:26You
37:26The
37:28The
37:30The
37:49father
37:53father
37:54father
37:54father
37:54father
37:54father
37:55How are you doing?
37:58I am the only one.
38:01I am not going to make a day.
38:05I am not going to work.
38:09I am not going to get this.
38:11I am not going to do this.
38:13I am not going to do this.
38:15I am not going to do this.
38:26I don't know if you're going to make it a lot.
38:31I don't know if you're going to tell him.
38:34He said it's at all.
38:37You can't see everything.
38:38It's an real problem.
38:40Yeah, I should've been talking about it.
38:44It's a real problem.
38:58I don't know.
38:58I don't know.
39:00I don't know.
39:01I don't know.
39:05I don't know.
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