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00:00:05Previously on The Madison
00:00:08Don't you ever fucking touch me
00:00:17Kate says we got a daughter same age as yours
00:00:20We'd love to get them together
00:00:21That would be great
00:00:22Your options are stay here with me
00:00:25Or you figure out your life on your own
00:00:27I want out of this fucking court
00:00:32That sure is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
00:00:36I'm not
00:00:38Are you my friend?
00:00:39Of course
00:00:40Get on a plane
00:00:41I need you
00:00:42I will be there first thing in the morning
00:00:45What's your name?
00:00:47Abby
00:00:48You're alright, Abby
00:00:54Oh my god
00:00:55She may be the oldest, but she's still my baby
00:00:58Picking her up when she falls
00:01:01Is my job
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00:26:14Say it.
00:26:19If I were you, I wouldn't listen.
00:26:24If I were you, I would.
00:26:29I'm staying.
00:26:33Me too.
00:26:34Play it.
00:26:42Jesus!
00:26:43Big Sky Approach, this is Cessna 185 Bravo Zulu.
00:26:47I need a swap.
00:26:48Copy that to Bravo, speed and altitude.
00:26:50130 knots at 8200.
00:26:53Maintain south-west setting, climb to 11,000.
00:26:55Copy that, 11,000, thank you, Tower.
00:26:58We'll get up over this.
00:26:59Jesus!
00:27:00Fuck!
00:27:01Just hold on!
00:27:02Christ!
00:27:03Stay!
00:27:04Stay!
00:27:07Oh, my God.
00:27:25You were his last thought.
00:27:27I figured you'd want to know that.
00:27:33Is there anything else?
00:27:36Do I need to sign something?
00:27:38No, ma'am.
00:27:39I am.
00:27:41I am.
00:27:51I am.
00:27:53I am.
00:28:07My God.
00:28:16ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:28:39ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:29:11ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:29:12GOD DAMN IT, BRISTON!
00:29:17THIS WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT.
00:29:20THIS WAS A CHOICE.
00:29:21YOU CHOSE THIS.
00:29:23YOU CHOSE IT AND LOOK WHAT IT'S DOING TO US.
00:29:26I SAID THE SAME THING.
00:29:31WHEN MY WIFE DIED,
00:29:35I WALKED OUT AND STARED AT THE SKY,
00:29:39AND I CURSED HER FOR BEING RECKLESS WITH HER LIFE.
00:29:43WHICH WAS MY LIFE.
00:29:44THAT'S THE PROMISE WE MADE.
00:29:48I GAVE HER MINE, AND SHE GAVE ME HERS.
00:29:55I WANT TO HATE HIM FOR IT.
00:29:59YEAH, I SAID THAT TOO.
00:30:05IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS.
00:30:08AND IN THAT TIME,
00:30:09I AIN'T LEARNED A SINGLE THING
00:30:10THAT'S GONNA HELP YOU GET THROUGH THIS.
00:30:14THE KIDS IS A REASON,
00:30:15BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT.
00:30:19YOU'RE MAD AT HIM NOW.
00:30:21LATER, I GUESS YOU'LL BE MAD AT ME
00:30:23FOR LETTING YOU HEAR IT.
00:30:29BUT I WATCHED MY WIFE DIE.
00:30:35AND I AIN'T GOT A CLUE WHAT HER LAST THOUGHT WAS.
00:30:42TIME'S COMING WHEN YOU'D'VE WONDERED.
00:30:47NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
00:31:20YOU'RE HER FRIEND?
00:31:22YEAH.
00:31:24SHE COULD SURE USE ONE.
00:31:43STACY.
00:31:47YOU KNOW THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF?
00:31:51I'M AWARE OF THEM.
00:31:54WELL...
00:31:56TODAY I JUST SPED RIGHT THROUGH DENIAL.
00:32:00I GOTTA TELL YA.
00:32:13THESE PANTS ARE CHANEL, SO YOU KNOW.
00:32:23NEVER DOUBT MY LOVE FOR YOU.
00:32:26I DON'T.
00:32:30WELL, ALL THESE DOCTORS WANT TO MAKE A MATH PROBLEM OUT OF HOW WE FEEL.
00:32:37THERE'S FIVE STAGES FOR THIS, SEVEN FOR THAT.
00:32:39I DON'T.
00:32:42IT DOESN'T WORK THAT TO ME.
00:32:48YOU WERE THE LAST THOUGHT IN THIS MIND.
00:32:52STYPSY, YOU WERE THE VERY LAST.
00:32:55LIST.
00:32:58LIST WILL NEVER KNOW A LOVE LIKE THAT.
00:33:04I DON'T...
00:33:20A LITTLE WARNING WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE.
00:33:24TOLD YOU NOT TO LISTEN.
00:33:25YOU COULD HAVE GONE IN SOME MORE DETAIL.
00:33:30I'M SORRY.
00:33:32IT'S NOT YOUR VAULT.
00:33:33I'M JUST...
00:33:36A GOOD PART OF MY JOB IS GIVING BAD NEWS TO GOOD PEOPLE.
00:33:42AND I HATE IT.
00:33:48WHEN YOU CALLED,
00:33:52I THOUGHT YOU WERE CALLING FOR ME.
00:33:54I WAS.
00:33:55YOU'RE WHO I CALLED.
00:33:56TO TALK TO ME.
00:34:00YOU SEEM SO MUCH BRIGHTER 30 SECONDS AGO.
00:34:03YOU DO RECALL THAT WE KISSED?
00:34:04I...
00:34:05I REMEMBER THAT.
00:34:06SO I PRESUMED THAT YOU WERE CALLING BECAUSE...
00:34:09YOU LIKED IT AND...
00:34:14MAYBE YOU WANTED TO DO IT SOME MORE.
00:34:20YEAH, I MIGHT WANT TO STICK A DATE SOMEWHERE IN THERE BEFORE THE NEXT ONE.
00:34:26OKAY.
00:34:26IF YOU WANT TO BE OLD FASHIONED, THEN YEAH.
00:34:28OKAY.
00:34:28A DATE.
00:34:29DATE IT IS.
00:34:31SO...
00:34:32WHAT DOES ONE DO ON A DATE OUT HERE?
00:34:37I...
00:34:37IT DEPENDS ON THE TIME OF YEAR, I GUESS.
00:34:40RIGHT NOW...
00:34:41FLOAT THE RIVER.
00:34:43HAVE A PICNIC.
00:34:45RUN SOME HORSES INTO THE MOUNTAINS.
00:34:48NO INDOOR DATES.
00:34:50A PRETTY AVERAGE SALOON IN TOWN.
00:34:53BUT I'VE ARRESTED MOST EVERYONE IN THERE, SO...
00:34:57ROOM CAN GET A LITTLE TENSE.
00:34:58NOT ABOUT WINTERTIME.
00:35:00YOU GO SKIING.
00:35:01SNOWMOBILES IS FUN.
00:35:03THESE ALL SEEM TO HAVE AN ELEMENT OF SPEED.
00:35:06WHAT'S A DATE IN NEW YORK?
00:35:08YOU COULD GO TO A MOVIE AND SEE A PLAY.
00:35:10SO YOU...
00:35:11YOU SIT IN SILENCE AND WATCH OTHER PEOPLE TALK?
00:35:14OKAY.
00:35:14WELL, AT LEAST THEY AREN'T TIMED EVENTS LIKE THE FUCKING OLYMPICS.
00:35:17THIS ISN'T THE WHICH HAS BETTER DATES CONTEST.
00:35:20I'M JUST CURIOUS.
00:35:21GO TO A MUSEUM.
00:35:23THEN A CAFE.
00:35:25MAYBE A PUP AFTER.
00:35:27WE AIN'T GOT NONE OF THOSE.
00:35:28RIGHT.
00:35:32LET'S FLOAT THE RIVER.
00:35:35I THINK YOU'LL LIKE THAT.
00:35:37YOU OKAY?
00:35:39I CAN BE HERE BY FOUR.
00:35:41DEAL.
00:35:44OKAY.
00:35:45I'LL SEE YOU AT FOUR.
00:35:47YEAH.
00:35:49FOR GOOD SAKE.
00:35:55MACEY, LOOK! LOOK!
00:35:56I THINK IT'S AN EAGLE.
00:35:57OH MY GOD.
00:35:57I DON'T SEE IT.
00:35:58RIGHT OVER THE TREES.
00:36:02MOM, GUESS WHAT?
00:36:03WHAT?
00:36:03WE FOUND A SPOT WHERE THE WOLF SCARED THE SCAT OUT OF AN ELK.
00:36:07THE WHAT?
00:36:08SCAT.
00:36:09IT'S WHAT THEY CALL POOP IN MONTANA.
00:36:11IT'S A TERM USED IN TRACKING.
00:36:13TRACKING.
00:36:14WE'LL DISCUSS IT ON THE BOAT.
00:36:16MACEY, COME ON. LET'S GO.
00:36:17WASH THE SCAT OFF OF US.
00:36:33IS THERE SOMEWHERE TO CHANGE IN THAT CABIN?
00:36:36UH, THERE'S A BATHROOM.
00:36:38AND BY THAT I MEAN A ROOM WITH A BATH.
00:36:42YOU WOULD COME.
00:36:44I FEEL LIKE I'M 13.
00:36:49DO YOU THINK TODAY IS THE BEST DAY FOR US TO...
00:36:52I WOULD LOVE TO FEEL GOOD FOR A FEW HOURS.
00:36:54I HAVE ALL NIGHT TO FEEL BAD.
00:36:58I...
00:36:59THERE'S JUST... THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THIS UNIFORM.
00:37:02IT'S $28 AT WESTERN POLICE SUPPLY.
00:37:05MONEY WELL SPENT.
00:37:08SEE YOU AT FOUR.
00:37:14HONEY?
00:37:23HONEY?
00:37:29HEY.
00:37:31HEY.
00:37:32HEY.
00:37:36I GOT YOU.
00:37:39I HEARD IT.
00:37:42I HEARD HIM DIE.
00:37:47IT WAS...
00:37:49I GOT YOU.
00:37:51IT'S OKAY.
00:37:52I GOT READY.
00:37:54YOU GOT ME.Ah.
00:38:26Don't mind me.
00:38:26I'm just warning the death of our bank.
00:38:29Paige, I didn't mean...
00:38:30You didn't mean it, then why did you say it?
00:38:36Get changed.
00:38:38We're going on a field trip.
00:38:40A field trip?
00:38:42I think we all need a break.
00:38:44Come on.
00:38:58Do you fall in?
00:38:59I sat in.
00:39:03Van invited me to float to the river.
00:39:07I'm going to bring Paige and Russell.
00:39:09My date has turned into group therapy.
00:39:11Do you want to come?
00:39:13Are you taking Macy?
00:39:14No, I can't leave her here alone.
00:39:16Leave her here with me.
00:39:18I have another daughter running wild somewhere.
00:39:20I'll find her.
00:39:24We can stay if you want.
00:39:26This was his favorite place on earth.
00:39:28I can think of nothing that would please him more than you seeing it.
00:39:36Send Macy down.
00:39:43Abby, you didn't ask my opinion, but if I were you, I would set my hooks pretty deep in that
00:39:51one.
00:39:51They're not making any more men like him.
00:39:53This is less than no chance, Mom.
00:39:57But he is a beautiful diversion.
00:40:08September is my favorite time here.
00:40:10There's a bite to the air in the morning.
00:40:13Leaves begin to turn, and we are done with the tedium of matching flies to a hatch.
00:40:19It's hopper season.
00:40:21No more scouring the ground for bugs or studying the leaves of a willow.
00:40:25Just tie on a number 12 hopper and give them hell.
00:40:56Well, honey, I stand corrected.
00:40:58Your OCD did have a purpose.
00:41:09Now, did you tell me how to tie this on?
00:41:21Of course you did.
00:41:27You're right.
00:41:42You're right.
00:42:01Ma'am?
00:42:09Ma'am?
00:42:20Can I help you?
00:42:21Yes, I am a friend of the Clyburn family, Preston Clyburn and his brother.
00:42:26Paul?
00:42:27Yes.
00:42:28Funeral home call.
00:42:29So Mrs. Clyburn wanted them buried on the property.
00:42:32I've done some research and it seems that if we dedicate a portion of the property...
00:42:37This is the application?
00:42:38What you need to do is notate on the plat map the exact location of the cemetery, have her sign
00:42:44and returned.
00:42:45Okay, and how long does this process take?
00:42:47About 90 days.
00:42:49Oh, we don't...
00:42:52We don't have 90 days. I don't think that this family has another week in them.
00:42:56You have to wait 90 days to allow residents to contest the location.
00:43:00Nobody will, but that's the law.
00:43:03Well, what is the family supposed to do with the bodies?
00:43:06This is a conditional permit.
00:43:08It allows the funeral home to release the bodies and allow for their immediate burial on the site.
00:43:15This would have taken six months and three attorneys in New York.
00:43:19You ain't in New York.
00:43:21So I just take this to the funeral home?
00:43:23E-mailed it over this morning.
00:43:24Oh.
00:43:25Please extend our condolences.
00:43:27Paul was a real nice man.
00:43:30He will be missed.
00:43:37I'm not sure that you need this.
00:43:38I got it at the church auction.
00:43:40I thought it was for bingo.
00:43:43But it's good to know the screen works.
00:43:46Didn't know it came with a sound, though.
00:43:55It's pretty neat.
00:43:57Have a nice day.
00:44:28What are you doing?
00:44:29Want to go fishing?
00:44:31I don't know how.
00:44:32Neither do I.
00:44:33Men do it drunk, so how hard can it be?
00:44:40What's that for?
00:44:42No.
00:44:43No clue.
00:44:54I assume you've had some form of, like, swift water rescue training?
00:44:57Fair share.
00:44:59If you fall out of this boat, all you need to do is stand up.
00:45:02River ain't three feet deep here.
00:45:03I gotta say, I was not expecting this.
00:45:06I've been floating New Yorkers down this river since I was a teenager.
00:45:09I know what y'all like.
00:45:10You dig down to the bottom and there's some prosciutto and cantaloupe.
00:45:14He is the perfect man.
00:45:15If he got to get cheese, he is.
00:45:17Keep hunting.
00:45:18There's Brie and honey.
00:45:21Russell, do you want a beer?
00:45:23No, I'll get a glass.
00:45:26Yeah, beer's fine.
00:45:28Beer would be great.
00:45:31You've got that craft brew look about ya.
00:45:34I hope it's all right.
00:45:34Yeah, you bet.
00:45:36I, uh, love it when they taste like campfire.
00:45:42Mmm.
00:45:43Honey, what can you do to get veins in your forearms like his?
00:45:47Uh, steroids would do it.
00:45:49Or exercise, one could argue.
00:45:50I exercise.
00:45:51I got him a Peloton for Christmas.
00:45:53And he's been using it.
00:45:54What's a Peloton?
00:45:57It's a stationary bike with a monitor that allows you to interact with other riders through
00:46:02the internet while you're riding.
00:46:04It's like a spin class.
00:46:05Yeah, except you don't have to leave your house.
00:46:07Hmm.
00:46:08Because, I mean, once you get home, you don't ever really want to leave, right?
00:46:11Hmm.
00:46:12I mean, I suppose I could, on my way home, stop at the gym and ride one of their bikes,
00:46:16but you've got to bring a gym bag, and you sweat, and you've got to shower,
00:46:19and I really don't believe in showers as, like, a communal experience.
00:46:24Can't you just go for a bike ride?
00:46:27In New York?
00:46:29No.
00:46:29That's too dangerous.
00:46:30Like, way, way too...
00:46:32No, you can't.
00:46:34And it actually is.
00:46:35I mean, if he doesn't get run over, he'd probably get robbed.
00:46:37Thieves will just pull you off at a red light, ride off with your bike.
00:46:40I'm serious.
00:46:41I'm not doubting you.
00:46:42I got a friend who was riding his bike in the forest and got jumped by a mountain lion.
00:46:47A mountain lion?
00:46:48Mm.
00:46:49What did he do?
00:46:50They had a pretty good fight about it.
00:46:52Uh, my buddy stabbed him with a knife till he'd run off.
00:46:54Died under a tree.
00:46:55Your friend died?
00:46:56A mountain lion died.
00:46:58Yeah.
00:46:58Friend's fine.
00:47:00His friend killed a lion with his bare hands.
00:47:04Well, with a knife.
00:47:05Right?
00:47:06Choke a lion to death with your bare hands.
00:47:08Maybe I'm impressed with one.
00:47:13Wow.
00:47:14Look at that.
00:47:16I guess that's why they call it Big Sky Country.
00:47:20How come it's so much bigger here?
00:47:22It's even bigger than the beach.
00:47:25You ever notice how the sky at the beach is only, like, over the ocean?
00:47:35Paige.
00:47:36Your blonde is showing.
00:47:38No, think about it.
00:47:38You only ever see half the sky at the beach.
00:47:40That's because you're facing the ocean.
00:47:42If you just turn around, you'd see the other half.
00:47:45Yeah, duh.
00:47:46But what I'm saying is that it tricks your mind.
00:47:48No, it tricks your mind, Paige.
00:47:50The rest of my mind's haven't figured it out.
00:47:51Oh, excuse me.
00:47:52Get a hot boyfriend and know everything.
00:47:53I'm Abby, Wikipedia.
00:47:55This is why I don't take my sisters on the river.
00:48:01You said there was prosciutto?
00:48:03No.
00:48:08So there's eggs, nymphs, emergers, and then the adults.
00:48:13But then the nymphs, they might live for two years before they rise and then fly up and breed.
00:48:20And that's it.
00:48:23Fall back to the river, deposit their eggs, and their life is over.
00:48:32Well, that is tragic.
00:48:37It ain't tragic.
00:48:39That's their purpose.
00:48:41And the fact that we're watching them is proof they succeeded.
00:48:47God, I am so out of practice at this.
00:48:52Yeah, you and me both.
00:48:56Well, I guess the question is, should we be trying?
00:49:05I doubt you're moving here, and I ain't never moving to New York.
00:49:11Look, I am a 37-year-old divorced mother of two.
00:49:16I don't have the luxury of expecting good heart, great smile, and geography.
00:49:29When I met Dallas, my ex, I was pregnant first.
00:49:35And then love came later, if it, if it came at all.
00:49:42But he was sweet and supportive, and before you knew it, we had a family.
00:49:49It's my juvenile attempt to recreate what my parents had created.
00:49:57I look at people out here, and they're married at 20.
00:50:01They're still in love with a life that they built and kids running everywhere.
00:50:09Where I'm from, having a child at 20 is a catastrophe.
00:50:15I tried to hide behind the marriage and pretend like it was the plan all along.
00:50:19Don't get me wrong.
00:50:21I love my girls.
00:50:24Bridget is the most wonderful mistake I have ever made, and I am glad I made it.
00:50:33But when you say, till death do us part, you mean it.
00:50:37When we say it, our minds just on the reception.
00:50:43Does that make sense?
00:50:48Not really.
00:50:52Look, maybe floating a river is as far as this goes.
00:50:56But in the off chance that this is the start of something,
00:51:00I don't want you to think that...
00:51:03I don't even, I don't know how to say this, I...
00:51:09I don't want you to think that there is some great love I'm comparing you to,
00:51:13because I have no great love to judge you against.
00:51:16We don't need to be comparing nothing, I don't think that's fair to anybody.
00:51:27My wife wasn't as pretty as you.
00:51:30Hell, I don't...
00:51:32I don't think I've ever met anyone as pretty as you.
00:51:39She was skinny, big gap between her front teeth.
00:51:47And if she stood across the river from us right now...
00:51:53I would run to her.
00:51:57Run.
00:52:01And I doubt my feet would touch water.
00:52:05My boys have been begging me to date for a year.
00:52:10And she was living my life since eighth grade.
00:52:17What are the odds I get, too?
00:52:24I do have a frame of reference.
00:52:26And please don't take this the wrong way when I tell you...
00:52:30You got a lot to live up to.
00:52:31I do.
00:52:36As much as I like sitting here, it hurts more than you'll ever know.
00:52:42So if you're wondering how I feel about you...
00:52:48I feel enough to sit here and take it.
00:52:51Mmm.
00:52:53That's hard to live up to.
00:52:56Yes, ma'am.
00:53:01I'll make you a deal.
00:53:03We'll say it.
00:53:06The part of your heart that she has...
00:53:09She can keep.
00:53:15I wish it was that easy.
00:53:19I mean, wasn't this boat ride, wasn't it?
00:53:21Just like...
00:53:23A reason to forget.
00:53:25Wasn't that the point?
00:53:26That...
00:53:28That was the original goal, yes.
00:53:32Then let's get to it.
00:53:55Fish!
00:53:56Right there!
00:54:02Ah!
00:54:03That's not how you do it.
00:54:06I'm aware.
00:54:08The book says, swing the rod between ten and two.
00:54:12What's ten and two?
00:54:14Uh...
00:54:15It refers to...
00:54:16A time when watches had hands.
00:54:18Watches had hands?
00:54:20Okay.
00:54:21Ten and two.
00:54:25Ten...
00:54:26Two.
00:54:28I think this is...
00:54:30Right.
00:54:33Okay, what does it say now?
00:54:35Point your hands where you want the fly to hit the water.
00:54:45Oh!
00:54:46You caught one!
00:54:47What do I do?
00:54:48What do I do?
00:54:49Uh...
00:54:49You're supposed to pull the line with your hand.
00:54:51Why?
00:54:52I don't know.
00:54:52That's what it says.
00:54:53I have a better idea.
00:55:03Get it! Get it!
00:55:04Get it!
00:55:05Oh, that might be a bit excessive.
00:55:07I got it!
00:55:08Okay, get it!
00:55:08Oh!
00:55:09Ah!
00:55:10We caught a bit!
00:55:11We caught a bit!
00:55:12We caught a bit!
00:55:12Ah!
00:55:20It's so clear.
00:55:26What?
00:55:29What?
00:55:30Why are you staring at me like a stalker?
00:55:32I'm staring at you like your husband.
00:55:34Yeah, if I was married to a stalker.
00:55:38What?
00:55:39You're beautiful.
00:55:42Yeah, you think?
00:55:44I do think.
00:55:46What's your favorite part?
00:55:47My swollen ass or this fucking shiner?
00:55:50It's a tough choice.
00:55:53You still think I'm pretty?
00:55:55Nah, pretty isn't a strong enough word.
00:56:00Then get off your ass and come fucking woo me.
00:56:05Is that alright?
00:56:07Jesus, take that head.
00:56:09Whew!
00:56:15Now sweep me off my feet.
00:56:17Alright.
00:56:18Like this.
00:56:18Ooh!
00:56:20I bust a peloton, yes.
00:56:23Like that.
00:56:26You're heavier than you look.
00:56:27What the fuck did you just say?
00:56:29No, I mean like muscle density.
00:56:31BMI.
00:56:31You know, it's a compliment.
00:56:32In what caveman universe is that a compliment?
00:56:34Put me there.
00:56:35Okay, fine.
00:56:36Russell?
00:56:37You wanna see a caveman?
00:56:38I swear to God, honey.
00:56:40Don't.
00:56:40Okay, okay, wait.
00:56:41I will give you the burrito of the year if you don't do this.
00:56:44Oh, wow!
00:56:45Wait, I have the decade.
00:56:46I have the decade.
00:56:47Honey, please.
00:56:48This is a terrible way for a marriage to end.
00:56:49Don't do this.
00:56:49God, I feel like I have so much power right now.
00:56:52Okay, wait.
00:56:53I'm begging you.
00:56:55Keep begging.
00:57:01Okay, fine.
00:57:04You win.
00:57:06Now take me back to the shore and have your way with me.
00:57:09Really gotta lay off the cannolis, baby.
00:57:12Okay, after we fuck you are in real trouble.
00:57:15So the trick is to keep his head looking outside as you come into the barrel,
00:57:18then release him and he'll spring right around it.
00:57:21Pull his head away?
00:57:22Just a little.
00:57:22I'll show you.
00:57:47Get a good one.
00:57:48Got it?
00:57:48I think so.
00:57:50Give him a go.
00:57:53Whoa.
00:57:56Whoa.
00:57:58Whoa.
00:57:59Whoa.
00:58:00Whoa.
00:58:01Whoa.
00:58:02Whoa.
00:58:03Whoa.
00:58:04Whoa.
00:58:15Pretty good for never doing it.
00:58:19That was amazing!
00:58:23Bridget, your mama called.
00:58:25She wants you home, okay?
00:58:28I don't know the way.
00:58:29I know the way.
00:58:30I'll pony your horse back for you.
00:58:39Looking good, girls.
00:58:42I'll grab the cake.
00:58:51What are these again?
00:58:53Uh, fritters of sorts with zucchini from the garden.
00:58:57There's zucchini in the garden?
00:58:58There is a bit of everything in the garden.
00:59:00How many fists did you catch?
00:59:02Seven.
00:59:02What?
00:59:03No kidding.
00:59:03Mm-hmm.
00:59:04I find that very hard to believe, Mom.
00:59:06Oh, you caught me, Paige.
00:59:07Paige, I bought it from the fishmonger in Three Forks.
00:59:10You caught them?
00:59:11With a pole?
00:59:12Yeah, that's how it's done.
00:59:13This is all very suspect.
00:59:15I need evidence.
00:59:16Oh, evidence.
00:59:17Um, kind of like that leaf embedded in your hair.
00:59:20How did that happen, Paige?
00:59:21Oh.
00:59:22But I fell.
00:59:24Oh.
00:59:24Uh-huh.
00:59:25I did.
00:59:26You tried walking a riverbank in Louboutin.
00:59:28I bet I know exactly what you fell on.
00:59:31Oh, look who's talking while you were swallowing Deputy Do-Right's taunts.
00:59:35Okay, so gross.
00:59:37Are you still here?
00:59:47I'm sorry.
00:59:53I wonder if you know how happy this would make him.
01:00:02It would fill his heart.
01:00:36Let's talk about tomorrow.
01:00:41What's tomorrow?
01:00:45Tomorrow, we bury them.
01:01:04Let's pray.
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