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00:00:02Let's see. I'm Chris Parker. I'm 50. I spend most of my free time hiking and collecting
00:00:09climbing equipment. I have a son and a granddaughter on the way. 50? Girl, you're that damn old.
00:00:18You said you're 52 on the dating app and you're definitely 60. Boys will be boys even in their
00:00:2360s. Start with London, then Paris, then Rome, then all the way to Léger. Three of us. Three of us?
00:00:33You, me, and my wife, of course. Your wife. This is a date. My, oh my. You are absolutely stunning.
00:00:41What do you say we get together and have a baby before we get too old, shall we?
00:00:46God, I'd like to see you try. Good, because I always like to record.
00:00:53Excuse me, boss. It's time for your date. Should I leave this here, or?
00:00:58Where is this from?
00:00:59Well, department store. Cheap as it gets.
00:01:00On the car?
00:01:01Once used.
00:01:02Excellent.
00:01:04Is there anything else you need?
00:01:05Just keep this quiet.
00:01:07Yes, boss. No one will ever find out that the chairman of Peak Climbers is going as a date,
00:01:12as an ordinary Uber driver.
00:01:18Hi, I'm Jerry.
00:01:21What's with the glasses, four eyes? Are you blind? Who the hell wants to be with a sick old man?
00:01:28I'll need 60% of your wages each month. 30% will cover daily expenses. 30% will go to
00:01:37the bank to cover my mortgage.
00:01:39Oh, how generous. You left me 40%.
00:01:41No, that 40% is going straight to my account.
00:01:47I'm talking about an hour. Plus 10 if you want overnight.
00:01:50Uh, I'm sorry. I'm actually looking for someone to marry.
00:01:54How come in a month? Any better so cool?
00:02:00I think it's...
00:02:16Hi. I'm Jerry Smith.
00:02:19Chris. Chris Parker.
00:02:21Let's get married.
00:02:23That's your pitch?
00:02:25I'm a very straightforward man.
00:02:26Lucky you.
00:02:29That is exactly my turn.
00:02:44Oh, no, no, no.
00:02:46I've got it.
00:02:51Mom, what are you doing here?
00:02:53It's always so good to see you two.
00:02:56How's work?
00:02:58Same boss. Still great.
00:03:00Wish I had more time off, though.
00:03:03And have you decided on to name her the baby?
00:03:06Yeah, actually...
00:03:10Um...
00:03:12It's Emma.
00:03:14You can't name her that.
00:03:17Emma's your sister's name.
00:03:18That's exactly why I like it.
00:03:20I know she's not around anymore,
00:03:23but I figured that she would appreciate
00:03:26that I named our baby daughter after her.
00:03:28No.
00:03:29That was your grandma's gift for her and her only.
00:03:33I mean, your father and sister have been gone for decades.
00:03:36Let's just let them stay in our memory
00:03:38and not try to replace...
00:03:40Mom!
00:03:40Mom, this is my house.
00:03:43I can't have you come in here
00:03:45and try to disrespect that.
00:03:47Sure.
00:03:48You'll get your respect
00:03:50when your daughter is old enough to talk, son.
00:03:53I can't imagine
00:03:54how Dad didn't get driven crazy by you.
00:03:59Don't you ever talk about me and your father like that.
00:04:03I'm a grown man.
00:04:05I have a family now.
00:04:07You can't just drop by and tell me what to do.
00:04:09Mom, you clearly need the help.
00:04:11Not from an overbearing, old, sad, crazy woman like you.
00:04:17Mom, that's too much.
00:04:21I'm sorry, Mom.
00:04:22I didn't mean to...
00:04:25So that's what you think of me, Chris?
00:04:28It's not like that.
00:04:30Take care of yourself, sweetheart.
00:04:32Mom.
00:04:33Mom, where are you going?
00:04:34Anywhere but here.
00:04:36It's raining outside.
00:04:37Please, just...
00:04:41Oh, God damn it.
00:04:52You've got to be kidding me.
00:04:54Oh, God.
00:05:14What do you want?
00:05:16Chris?
00:05:17It's me.
00:05:18What's wrong?
00:05:19Did someone upset you?
00:05:20Jerry!
00:05:22No, no.
00:05:23It's nothing.
00:05:24It doesn't sound like nothing.
00:05:26What is better?
00:05:27Are you outside?
00:05:28My shitty car broke down in the middle of the woods.
00:05:32What?
00:05:32In this weather?
00:05:33In the middle of December?
00:05:35I'm going to pick you up.
00:05:36No, no, no.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37There's no reason for you to freeze out here, too.
00:05:39Where are you?
00:05:40Somewhere off.
00:05:42Lincoln Road.
00:05:43I think.
00:05:44I'll be right there.
00:05:45Don't move.
00:05:51Go to Lincoln Road.
00:05:53Now.
00:05:53Yeah, but how are you going to explain your identity?
00:05:56What about me?
00:05:58An overdriver's driver?
00:05:59Get out.
00:06:00I'll drive.
00:06:13Hey, baby.
00:06:15You need a ride?
00:06:19Oh, thank God.
00:06:21Hold on.
00:06:21Well, let me get the door for you.
00:06:24You with your coffee, faith in light.
00:06:28I'm famous, so there's no use.
00:06:32Making reasons to refuse.
00:06:35Any part of you.
00:06:38Part of you.
00:06:42And it takes it out of me.
00:06:46That I have to watch as we break in perfectly.
00:06:57Where to, milady?
00:06:59Driver makes the call.
00:07:00But somewhere warm and frozen.
00:07:06My cabin is just down the road.
00:07:09We could stay there tonight.
00:07:11Yeah?
00:07:12Have a little honeymoon?
00:07:15Your wish is my command.
00:07:17All we need to do is take a warm shower, drink a shot of whiskey, and pray for a good
00:07:24night's sleep.
00:07:24Well, that's not all we need to do.
00:07:37Let's go.
00:07:42Let's go.
00:07:53Chris?
00:07:54You didn't have to?
00:07:56Oh, I could help.
00:07:58I'm almost done.
00:08:00Have a seat.
00:08:01I can.
00:08:02Have a seat.
00:08:04Okay.
00:08:34What are you looking at?
00:08:43Have a seat.
00:08:47You're incredible.
00:08:54Oh, this is the best breakfast I've had in years.
00:08:57Oh, I'm flattered.
00:09:00You mentioned us going to the auction today.
00:09:03Does that still happen?
00:09:04Yes.
00:09:05And actually, we should start getting ready soon.
00:09:10Do I look okay?
00:09:12Like a dream.
00:09:13But, I do have a small present for you.
00:09:21Jerry.
00:09:24This is beautiful.
00:09:30You're so sweet.
00:09:50Oh, I know, honey.
00:09:52Oh, do you think I'm all overdressed?
00:09:53Not at all.
00:09:54This is who you are.
00:09:56Don't be shy.
00:09:59Wow, wow, wow.
00:10:00Look at this old mummy.
00:10:03Somebody bought her new bandages.
00:10:06Wow, wow, wow.
00:10:08Look at this old mummy.
00:10:10Somebody bought her new bandages.
00:10:12Get lost.
00:10:13Had.
00:10:14Looks like someone forgot her dentures today.
00:10:16Don't be jealous, darling.
00:10:18They're new and permanent.
00:10:20Jealous?
00:10:21Don't make me laugh.
00:10:23You disgusting old bitch.
00:10:38What is this, your new boy toy?
00:10:42Old and sick.
00:10:44Great taste.
00:10:45Come on, honey.
00:10:48What's her problem?
00:10:49Mia?
00:10:50She's been like that since high school.
00:10:52Always trying to be superior to everyone.
00:10:55But always falling short.
00:11:00Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us.
00:11:02Welcome to this year's annual Christmas charity auction.
00:11:09Let's get started with our first precious item.
00:11:13The legendary alpenstock from Sir Edmund's collection.
00:11:31We will begin the bidding at $500.
00:11:36$600.
00:11:37$600, thank you, ma'am.
00:11:38$700.
00:11:39$700 in the back, thank you.
00:11:41$1,000.
00:11:42$1,000.
00:11:44$1,000.
00:11:46$1,000 going once.
00:11:48$1,100.
00:11:49It's a fine walking stick.
00:11:52It's mine.
00:11:53$1,100 going once.
00:11:55Twice.
00:11:56No, you don't deserve it.
00:11:57$15.
00:11:59Dear, that alpenstock's worth $1,000 at most.
00:12:02I know, but I need it back.
00:12:06$20.
00:12:07$20,000 from the lovely lady in the corner.
00:12:11$20,000 going once.
00:12:12What are you waiting for?
00:12:14Don't tell me you're waiting for your ex-husband to save you again.
00:12:18Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot.
00:12:20He is dead.
00:12:22Fine.
00:12:27It's over.
00:12:29Mia is going to be the next captain.
00:12:50$20,000 going twice.
00:12:52$30,000.
00:12:56$30,000?
00:12:57From the gentleman in the center of the room.
00:12:59This is none of your business.
00:13:01It is.
00:13:02$30,000.
00:13:03She is not alone.
00:13:04Oh, gross.
00:13:05$32,000.
00:13:06Thank you, 32.
00:13:07Do I hear $35,000?
00:13:09$70,000.
00:13:11$70,000.
00:13:12Are you serious?
00:13:13You can't just say any random number.
00:13:15You actually have to be able to pay for it.
00:13:18I can do this all day.
00:13:20Ring one.
00:13:21Fair warning, last call.
00:13:28$70,000.
00:13:30Sold.
00:13:31$70,000.
00:13:32Sold.
00:13:33From the Alpensock to the lovely couple in the center of the room.
00:13:36Thank you very much.
00:13:36Everybody, please, a round of applause for the lovely couple.
00:13:40It means so much to me.
00:13:42It's so important.
00:13:43Oh, I'll pay you back later.
00:13:44It's my treat.
00:13:45Hey, I can't have my wife going home empty-handed.
00:13:47I'm flattered, but this is different.
00:13:53What's the matter?
00:13:55Let's go take a closer look.
00:13:59Ma'am, I needed to deliver this to you in person.
00:14:03It is the most expensive item I've ever sold.
00:14:08I'm very lucky.
00:14:11Merry Christmas.
00:14:12Thank you, sir.
00:14:17Is it the one you were looking for, baby?
00:14:21Are you all right?
00:14:25Breathe.
00:14:27Slowly.
00:14:32What happened?
00:14:33Is something wrong with it?
00:14:35Welcome back.
00:14:37This belonged to you?
00:14:39My late husband bought this for me many years ago.
00:14:43My most precious belonging.
00:14:47I thought I'd never see it again.
00:14:49Oh.
00:14:52I'm so sorry.
00:14:53One minute.
00:14:55Yeah.
00:14:59Okay.
00:15:06Tom.
00:15:07Look, look, look.
00:15:08The album stock that your dad bought me 20 years ago.
00:15:10I thought I lost it.
00:15:12I got a call from my friend at the auction.
00:15:13$70,000 for this?
00:15:16Are you losing your mind?
00:15:17No, Tom.
00:15:20No.
00:15:20You promised me that you would never touch climbing gear again.
00:15:24Tom, this is different.
00:15:25I don't fucking care.
00:15:27Please don't say that.
00:15:28They're dead.
00:15:30Dad and Emma are fucking dead.
00:15:34Maybe if you wouldn't have fucking supported their stupid hobby, it'd still be around.
00:15:40It was an accident.
00:15:42You can't blame it all on me.
00:15:43Is that not enough?
00:15:45What, are you going to take a new family up there to that death hike?
00:15:48Or are you going to wait until my daughter's born and then do the same to her?
00:15:52It was never my intention.
00:15:53Please don't say that.
00:15:55Oh.
00:15:57Look at me.
00:15:58You are never welcome in my home again.
00:16:01And if you want to go die,
00:16:04go die alone.
00:16:05No, Tom.
00:16:05Tom, wait!
00:16:15Chris!
00:16:16Chris!
00:16:18Chris!
00:16:19Chris!
00:16:22Chris!
00:16:23Chris!
00:16:24Chris, are you okay?
00:16:25What happened?
00:16:28It's fine.
00:16:29Just family quarrel.
00:16:32If this keeps happening,
00:16:34I'm going to need to have a little talk with your family.
00:16:36Oh, let me see that here.
00:16:38Come here.
00:16:40It stings.
00:16:42How old's your daughter?
00:16:4422.
00:16:48Ever have any difficulties with her?
00:16:54I don't even know where to start.
00:16:59So glad I have you.
00:17:02Me too.
00:17:04What do you say we forget about those damn kids
00:17:08and go have a drink?
00:17:10How about that?
00:17:12Yeah, okay.
00:17:14I know a place.
00:17:16But you've got to have a good back.
00:17:26That is incredible.
00:17:27That is incredible.
00:17:30That is incredible.
00:17:34Everything all right?
00:17:36Yeah.
00:17:37Just feels like this isn't the first time I've been bowling.
00:17:42Have I bowled before?
00:17:44Um, I wouldn't know.
00:17:47Sometimes it's hard to recall memories.
00:17:51Early ones, especially.
00:17:54It all just kind of fall apart.
00:17:57Have you gotten there checked out?
00:17:59Yeah.
00:18:00The doctor says I'm fine.
00:18:01It's just...
00:18:03I guess the old gray matter is just seeing what it used to be.
00:18:08Anyway.
00:18:19Chris, did you find yourself a pro?
00:18:21Great question.
00:18:22Jerry, this is my buddy Antoine.
00:18:24He owns this place.
00:18:26Antoine, this is Jerry.
00:18:28My husband.
00:18:29Your husband?
00:18:30Wow.
00:18:31That's interesting.
00:18:32I beg your pardon?
00:18:33I don't mean to be rude, but I haven't heard Chris say the word husband in, like, what,
00:18:40two decades?
00:18:41Antoine.
00:18:42He was also in my high school gang.
00:18:44And if you can believe it, his mouth was even bigger back then.
00:18:48Well, welcome to my place.
00:18:50And there's only one rule here.
00:18:52Chris makes all the rules.
00:18:53Shut up, Antoine.
00:18:55You only say that when you're in trouble.
00:18:57And those two drinks on the house?
00:18:59Something must be really wrong.
00:19:00Well, did you guys ever hear of this real estate conglomerate called G5?
00:19:06They want to buy this place.
00:19:08So, take the money, go to Florida, meet some babes.
00:19:12We get a new bowling alley.
00:19:14Win-win.
00:19:15I thought about it, but they're only offering half the going rate.
00:19:21Oh, hell with them then.
00:19:22Sorry, Antoine, you're stuck with us.
00:19:24Yeah, but unless they do something to force me.
00:19:28Hmm.
00:19:29Hmm.
00:19:33Who's the boss?
00:19:39Who's the boss?
00:19:41That would be me.
00:19:42Oh.
00:19:43Whoa.
00:19:44Can I help you?
00:19:45I'm Griffin.
00:19:46Boss of the Griffins.
00:19:48Open your register.
00:19:49We take your money.
00:19:51Look.
00:19:52That's not going to happen, Antoine.
00:19:53Do or die, fat asses!
00:19:55Put that thing down.
00:19:56Shut your mouth, Grandma.
00:19:58Mind your shit, or I'll blow him away.
00:20:00Robbery is one thing.
00:20:02Murder, you can't come back from that.
00:20:05We talk your business, old bitch.
00:20:07Have Jesus Christ in this fucking neighborhood.
00:20:09Uh, when did Jesus pack a .45?
00:20:14Ugh!
00:20:15I'll shoot you, piece of shit.
00:20:17Nobody tells me what to do.
00:20:18Young man.
00:20:19Don't talk to me like a fucking teenager.
00:20:21This isn't the first time somebody's tried to rob this guy.
00:20:24Look, he may look soft, but he's not a coward.
00:20:28No means no.
00:20:29Shut the fuck up!
00:20:35Wait, let's talk business, okay?
00:20:38Bullying an old man?
00:20:39That's not how a leader acts, is it?
00:20:42What are you talking about?
00:20:44Move on.
00:20:45Take your business elsewhere.
00:20:47Bullshit!
00:20:47The fuck are you talking about?
00:20:48Griffin!
00:20:49The world doesn't work the way you think it does.
00:20:52It's much more complicated.
00:20:56I know Vlad.
00:20:57Vladimir Markov?
00:20:58You know who he is?
00:21:00I doubt you know who he is.
00:21:02He runs the other side of town.
00:21:03Like I said, the world's a complicated place.
00:21:07Now what would happen if Vladimir find out you're messing with some of his friends?
00:21:13How would that turn out for you?
00:21:18But don't worry.
00:21:20I got a better idea.
00:21:22One that doesn't end with you at the bottom of a river.
00:21:24What is it?
00:21:25The block between Mulberry Street and Lincoln has a ton of trust fund babies, right?
00:21:32Deep pockets and lots of addictions.
00:21:35You know what to do.
00:21:36Thank you, sir.
00:21:37Maybe we have your name?
00:21:39Fuck off.
00:21:40Now!
00:21:48I think that'll keep busy for a while.
00:21:51So that's your secret?
00:21:52You're one of them?
00:21:53One of those bastards?
00:21:55No.
00:21:56Well, you just told them to go sell drugs.
00:21:59Are you crazy?
00:22:00Hang on.
00:22:00Wait, wait, wait.
00:22:01Don't be such a judgment so quickly.
00:22:03Do you know who lives on that block?
00:22:05Devin Jones and Alex Schaap, the mayor and the chief of police.
00:22:10Oh, my God.
00:22:12Two of the most conservative guys in town.
00:22:14They'll just love this dude slinging drugs outside his window.
00:22:18Wait, you just did that?
00:22:19Jesus Christ, you really are a bad boy.
00:22:23And Officer Alex happens to be one of my old friends, so.
00:22:27So, you better tell them these crazies are heading towards their neighborhood.
00:22:37Chris, I like this guy.
00:22:39Where'd you find him?
00:22:41At a random coffee shop.
00:22:42It's a long story.
00:22:43I bet it's a good one.
00:22:44With me?
00:22:45Always.
00:22:46You know, I'm just happy you found another good man.
00:22:50You know, um, it kind of reminds me of Jerry, your late husband.
00:23:04Okay.
00:23:05All right.
00:23:07He doesn't look anything like him.
00:23:09No, not his looks.
00:23:11You know, his vibe, how he carries himself.
00:23:15What if Jerry never really died in that accident?
00:23:21What if Jerry never really died in that accident?
00:23:26No!
00:23:29Okay.
00:23:31Jerry.
00:23:33Jerry is dead.
00:23:35My bad.
00:23:37If he was alive, he would have come looking for me.
00:23:42Absolutely.
00:23:48Hey.
00:23:50Are you okay?
00:23:53Fine.
00:23:53I'm fine.
00:24:03You look different.
00:24:06I do?
00:24:08It must be all the excitement.
00:24:11Well, I am planning to have a Christmas dinner at my place.
00:24:16Um, I want you to come meet all my family.
00:24:18Would you come?
00:24:19Of course.
00:24:21It would be my honor.
00:24:34Mom.
00:24:36Uh.
00:24:38Please.
00:24:40Come in.
00:24:40Please.
00:24:41Tom.
00:24:43I just want to quickly say...
00:24:45Mom.
00:24:45I'm so sorry about the other night.
00:24:47I, it's just, Tom's been working on a hard case and, you know, we have a daughter on the
00:24:53way and it's just been a lot of pressure.
00:24:55I'm really sorry what I said.
00:24:57It's okay.
00:24:59I made a lot of mistakes.
00:25:01And some of them, some of them I can't fix.
00:25:07But, I didn't come here to talk about the past.
00:25:11I came to tell you, I'm, I'm married.
00:25:15You're married?
00:25:17Uh, that's wonderful, Mom.
00:25:19He's the sweetest man.
00:25:19I know you're going to love him.
00:25:21And I want you to meet him at Christmas dinner.
00:25:23We would love that.
00:25:24Dad would be so happy.
00:25:26I mean, he was always getting out of trouble and I'm sure he's out there looking down with
00:25:31a smile, thinking someone has your back.
00:25:35Yeah, yeah.
00:25:37Of course.
00:25:39What is it?
00:25:40Something wrong?
00:25:41No, it's just, Tom, after all these years, if you ever saw your father again, do you think
00:25:48you'd recognize him?
00:25:50Yeah, of course I would.
00:25:53He's in that picture right there behind you.
00:25:56I mean, I look at him every day.
00:26:00I hope so.
00:26:03Anyway, it's getting late and I have to go, but I will see you guys at Christmas dinner.
00:26:08Yeah, of course.
00:26:09Yeah.
00:26:13Looking forward to it.
00:26:14Yeah, me too.
00:26:22Wine for the lady.
00:26:24But this place is cute.
00:26:26Is it new?
00:26:28Just opened.
00:26:29My daughter recommended it.
00:26:32Well, she has great taste.
00:26:34You must have raised her, Will.
00:26:36For the last 20 years, it's been her and I against the world.
00:26:41She's my angel.
00:26:43Can I tell you something?
00:26:44Of course.
00:26:46Sometimes I wish I had a girl instead of a boy.
00:26:49Boys don't think.
00:26:51It's not with their brains.
00:26:54Come on, John, finish it.
00:27:01Speak of the devil.
00:27:04Emma?
00:27:07Dad?
00:27:12Emma.
00:27:14John?
00:27:15Dad, do not look at him like that.
00:27:18Look at me.
00:27:19Go.
00:27:22Emma, I told you.
00:27:23Stay away from this alcoholic.
00:27:25Can you just leave us alone?
00:27:27Okay, because my life and what I do with it is none of your business.
00:27:34You're free to date whoever you want.
00:27:35But not him.
00:27:36Remember what happened last time?
00:27:38John nearly burned our house down.
00:27:40That's my life and my business.
00:27:42Not to mention that he nearly got you killed.
00:27:43You know, where do you get off?
00:27:45Okay, because maybe if you knew the first thing about love,
00:27:51what if mom wouldn't have ditched us 20 years ago?
00:27:56You don't know what you're talking about.
00:27:58I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:28:00Huh.
00:28:01If mom didn't ditch us,
00:28:02then why is the only thing she left this old photo?
00:28:06Hmm?
00:28:11You teach her this shit?
00:28:13Get out!
00:28:14I don't ever want to fucking see you again!
00:28:17Shh.
00:28:18Shh.
00:28:19Shh.
00:28:21If he leaves,
00:28:23then I'm going with him!
00:28:26Hold on, honey.
00:28:27Let's talk.
00:28:30And who the hell are you?
00:28:33Uh, boys,
00:28:34give us some space.
00:28:44You didn't mean to do that, did you?
00:28:46Of course not!
00:28:48But how can I?
00:28:49You know, he doesn't trust me!
00:28:52He's strong.
00:28:54What's that last time your father mentioned?
00:29:00So my dad invited John over for Thanksgiving dinner.
00:29:04Right?
00:29:05And John's a shy boy.
00:29:07He didn't really know what to do.
00:29:10So his friends started giving him some advice.
00:29:15And that's when everything went wrong.
00:29:20Tell me everything.
00:29:26Well, John doesn't drink much.
00:29:28His friends suggested that maybe a little liquor might help him loosen up.
00:29:33But keyword, a little.
00:29:36John got so drunk.
00:29:39And he drove me home.
00:29:42And he crashed the car straight into my dad's car.
00:29:46Oh dear, I can only imagine how Jerry reacted to that.
00:29:51Well, whatever you're imagining, it's way, way worse.
00:29:56I mean, my dad's actually a really, like, respectful man.
00:30:01You know?
00:30:01I mean, he didn't even say anything about the car or the garden.
00:30:05He just, he even invited John to come in and sober up.
00:30:10But John was, like, wasted.
00:30:14I mean, like, blind, drunk.
00:30:17So he stumbles in and knocks over a candle and sets the curtains on fire.
00:30:24Oh dear, that is...
00:30:25Yeah, it's a nightmare.
00:30:27It is what it is.
00:30:29But, you know, like, John's not like that.
00:30:33You know, John is gentle and smart and caring and...
00:30:38Yeah, but he's not a drunk, okay?
00:30:40It was just one mistake, one time, and my dad won't let it go.
00:30:43Gotcha, girl.
00:30:44Yeah, it was just a misunderstanding.
00:30:46Thanks.
00:30:48I still don't understand, you know.
00:30:50Who are you?
00:30:52How do you know my dad?
00:30:56Baby, you look a bit drunk.
00:30:59Wanna ride home?
00:31:00Uh, go away.
00:31:01This is none of your business.
00:31:03Who the fuck are you, Granny?
00:31:04Go home and fuck yourself.
00:31:06Don't make me repeat myself.
00:31:08Oh my God, I feel right.
00:31:11You're coming with me, huh?
00:31:12No.
00:31:16I'm sorry, ma'am.
00:31:17I should have jumped in sooner.
00:31:19I like you, kid.
00:31:20Get her home safe.
00:31:22I'll take care of her old man.
00:31:23Thank you very much.
00:31:24Emma, you hear me?
00:31:25You ready to go home?
00:31:26Yeah.
00:31:27Okay, let's go.
00:31:28Oh, Jerry and I are hosting a Christmas dinner.
00:31:31I would love for you to come.
00:31:32Do not be late.
00:31:36Oh, what a cute boy.
00:31:40Now, where is my husband?
00:31:49Hey.
00:31:52There's the old bitch.
00:31:56Hey.
00:32:00There's the old bitch.
00:32:01Oh, you never learned.
00:32:02Go home, man.
00:32:03Your boy toy beat me at the bar.
00:32:05And now you're gonna pay.
00:32:07Put that thing down.
00:32:08Fuck you, bitch.
00:32:09Give me your money.
00:32:10Take off your coat.
00:32:15Oh, my God.
00:32:18Where did you get that thing?
00:32:20I keep it in my trunk.
00:32:21You know, to fix the car.
00:32:22I almost forgot you're a driver.
00:32:25Oh.
00:32:26What a hunk.
00:32:31All right, let's get out of here.
00:32:33Come on.
00:32:37Come on.
00:32:38Come on.
00:32:39Come on.
00:32:39Come on.
00:32:40Come on.
00:32:41Come on.
00:32:41Come on.
00:32:44You really know how to get yourself into trouble, don't you?
00:32:47Maybe I should start carrying a gun in the trunk.
00:32:50Shut up.
00:32:54Are John and Emma gonna be okay?
00:32:56Hmm.
00:32:58John said you agreed to let Emma take Emma home.
00:33:02He's really not a bad kid.
00:33:03I think you should give him a second chance.
00:33:04You know he almost got Emma killed?
00:33:06He was like a monster.
00:33:08I think that's just an excuse.
00:33:11You would have a problem with John no matter what.
00:33:13He could be a doctor, a lawyer, a senator.
00:33:16You'd still hate him.
00:33:18Because what you really can't stand is somebody taking your daughter away.
00:33:22No, you're probably right.
00:33:24Oh, probably.
00:33:27You are.
00:33:30If John deserves my daughter, then I'll dance at their wedding.
00:33:37Can you still dance, old man?
00:33:41Let me show you.
00:33:59Paul, cancel all my plans for Christmas.
00:34:02All of your appointments.
00:34:04That's right.
00:34:05Boss, you're invited to the White House for dinner on Christmas.
00:34:09Something more important's coming.
00:34:10Tell me.
00:34:11What's more important than the president?
00:34:15Tom!
00:34:16You're early.
00:34:17I mean, today's meeting's too important to be late to.
00:34:19But I am curious.
00:34:21What's more important than the president?
00:34:23My wife and I are hosting a Christmas party.
00:34:25You should come.
00:34:26Oh, thanks, Mr. Smith.
00:34:27But my mother would be furious if I missed her Christmas party.
00:34:32That's all right.
00:34:33Say hi to your mother for me, okay?
00:34:35And tell her, I wish I had a son like you.
00:34:38Really?
00:34:41I wish the melons were ripe.
00:34:43That would be nice for the table.
00:34:45Oh!
00:34:46This one's ready.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:59Do you think we have enough for Christmas now?
00:35:03Yeah.
00:35:03Thank you so much for coming with me, sweetheart.
00:35:05It's the least I could do after the other day.
00:35:07Tom really went overboard.
00:35:09If I let every silly thing that boy said bother me,
00:35:12I would have been dead a hundred years ago.
00:35:15Let's see what else.
00:35:22Fill the cap, now!
00:35:23Do it!
00:35:24Everybody down!
00:35:25I went through your hands!
00:35:27What should we do?
00:35:30The title transfer from party A shall not...
00:35:41Mr. Smith, are you all right?
00:35:43I'm fine.
00:35:44Fine.
00:35:44It's kind of a weird feeling, not something.
00:35:49Like a bad feeling?
00:35:50Not sure.
00:35:54What should we do?
00:35:55We're pretty close to the entrance.
00:35:56Just follow me when he walks away.
00:36:02Chris, I can't run.
00:36:05Don't move.
00:36:17There's a robber.
00:36:18The grocery store.
00:36:19I'm going to sleep.
00:36:21There's one guy with a gun.
00:36:24We need an ambulance.
00:36:26I'm just right now.
00:36:28Okay.
00:36:30Help is on the way.
00:36:32I'm fine.
00:36:34I'm fine.
00:36:36Boss, Mr. Ford is waiting for you in the conference room.
00:36:40Right.
00:36:40I'll do it.
00:37:02I don't know.
00:37:03I'm going to go.
00:37:04I'm going to go.
00:37:04I don't know.
00:37:05Pick up!
00:37:05Damn it!
00:37:08I don't know.
00:37:09I don't know.
00:37:10I don't know.
00:37:10I don't know.
00:37:12Please, pick up. Come on. Damn it.
00:37:20Pick up. Goddamn it, please.
00:37:23Who's there?
00:37:26Come out. Don't make me ask again.
00:37:29My team has done an appraisal for the property.
00:37:32It looks nice, and I think...
00:37:40Mr. Smith, are you okay?
00:37:43It just feels a little bit dry in here.
00:37:47Turn down the AC a little bit.
00:37:49Yeah, of course.
00:37:53Why don't we all just take a break? I could use the fresh air, too.
00:38:04Oh, my God.
00:38:06Everything all right, Tom?
00:38:08I think something's wrong. My mom just called, and she never calls me this late, and...
00:38:13Let alone on a weekday, my wife's with her, and...
00:38:17Calm down. I'm sure everything's fine.
00:38:20Paul, can you check the news?
00:38:22Sure.
00:38:24Now.
00:38:25Seems like a shooting is happening on West Maple Street.
00:38:28C&M live streaming.
00:38:29Police are on the scene, working to secure the area, and ensure public...
00:38:33Be this, I'm not falling for reports on an armed robbery inside a local store.
00:38:42Are you okay?
00:38:44I think my water just broke.
00:38:46Okay.
00:38:49Don't move.
00:38:51Get up!
00:38:53Don't shoot!
00:38:54Don't shoot!
00:38:57That bastard!
00:38:59Oh, my God. I...
00:39:00Mr. Smith, I need to get there as fast as I can.
00:39:02I'm going with you.
00:39:04Get the car ready.
00:39:06Yes, sir.
00:39:07This country needs gun control.
00:39:10Let me get my weapon.
00:39:13Put the gun down.
00:39:15Get on your knees, now!
00:39:16Okay, okay.
00:39:18Okay.
00:39:19What do you want? Do you want money?
00:39:21You can have it.
00:39:22Stay out of your pockets.
00:39:23Okay.
00:39:24Please.
00:39:25My daughter's about to give birth, and please just let us go.
00:39:28We won't do anything, I promise.
00:39:29Please, please, please.
00:39:30You can have whatever you want.
00:39:31Just don't hurt us.
00:39:34Leave your phone, wallet, and purse.
00:39:36And get out.
00:39:37Don't tell anybody what happened here.
00:39:38Yes.
00:39:38Thank you so much.
00:39:39Okay.
00:39:40Of course.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:50Did you call the cops?
00:39:52Did you call the cops?
00:39:53No, no, no, no.
00:39:55Of course not, I didn't.
00:39:55Why would I?
00:40:03Why are they here?
00:40:05How could they know?
00:40:05Um, I don't know.
00:40:07Maybe there's an alarm?
00:40:10Let me see your phone.
00:40:13Please.
00:40:14It's not too late to surrender, okay?
00:40:16You haven't done anything bad yet.
00:40:18My son, he's a really good lawyer.
00:40:21He can defend you.
00:40:22Bitch, I should kill you!
00:40:25They're gonna lock me up because of you!
00:40:28Say goodbye to your daughter and the baby.
00:40:29No!
00:40:31Don't you fucking dare!
00:40:33If you shoot us,
00:40:35there will be an arrest.
00:40:37There won't be a trial.
00:40:38The police will just kill you where you are!
00:40:40Well, if you didn't call the fucking cops,
00:40:42they'd be halfway out of town by now!
00:40:44It isn't too late to change your mind.
00:40:47Think of your family, right?
00:40:49What would they do if they knew you were a murderer?
00:40:52They'd be heartbroken if they knew their son was a murderer.
00:40:55Keep my family out of your mouth!
00:40:56I won't let those fucking cops catch me!
00:40:58I won't be in jail for the next 20 years
00:41:00and end up alone like you!
00:41:01Do not compare your cursed life with mine.
00:41:04Okay?
00:41:06I'm not a...
00:41:08a failure.
00:41:09I'm not alone.
00:41:11And I'm not a...
00:41:12a certified felon like you are.
00:41:15Oh God, if my husband was alive,
00:41:17he would shoot you right on the spot!
00:41:21I don't want to see!
00:41:32Aaaaah!
00:41:34I don't know what you do!
00:41:34I don't know what I do if you do!
00:41:40I just don't know what you do.
00:41:41I don't know what you do!
00:41:42I don't know what you do!
00:41:48It's just a nightmare!
00:41:48Aaaaah!
00:41:49Aaaaaah!
00:41:55Oh, Susanna, don't cry for me Oh, thank God, I thought I was going to lose you
00:42:12I won't miss
00:42:19Oh, come on, it's not the first time I've been in danger
00:42:27Jerry, Jerry Smith, is that your name?
00:42:32Yes, since I was born
00:42:36Do you remember?
00:42:40Lisa!
00:42:41Oh, God, Lisa!
00:42:44Please wake up, Lisa!
00:42:53Oh, this reminds me of the day I had you 30 years ago
00:42:57God, that hurt
00:42:59Mom, this isn't helping
00:43:00But we made it, didn't we?
00:43:02And so will Lisa
00:43:05Hey, everything's going to be alright
00:43:13Doctor, there's Lisa and my baby
00:43:17Mother and daughter are both safe and healthy
00:43:20And at 12.05 December 25th, I'd say it's a Christmas miracle
00:43:27However, Lisa did lose a lot of blood and she's very weak
00:43:30So one of you needs to come with me
00:43:35You go first
00:43:36Yeah, I'm going to check on Jerry
00:43:40Mom, there's something that I need to tell you about Mr. Smith
00:43:44You know him?
00:43:45Yeah, actually
00:43:47I know
00:43:47Are you coming or not?
00:43:49Oh, sorry
00:43:49Go, we'll talk later
00:43:59Jerry
00:44:03Jerry
00:44:04Jerry
00:44:06Why does he look so different?
00:44:09Like my old Jerry?
00:44:12Jerry
00:44:14I'm awake
00:44:16What time is it?
00:44:19Five past midnight
00:44:19Gosh, that late?
00:44:23One second, I need to make a call
00:44:26I've kept somebody waiting all day
00:44:28Go ahead
00:44:30But
00:44:34Merry Christmas, my hero
00:44:36Don't be late for the party tomorrow
00:44:39We have a lot to talk about
00:44:45Hand to God
00:44:47I'll be there on time
00:45:00One more kiss
00:45:03Slowly this time
00:45:04You nut
00:45:06You nut
00:45:38You nut
00:45:39Lisa
00:45:39Come in
00:45:48I cannot believe you're here
00:45:50Why did you stay in the hospital?
00:45:52I wasn't going to miss your Christmas Party
00:45:53And neither was your new granddaughter
00:46:00what's her name chris we named her after you mom
00:46:08i am honored dr ken lisa needs some rest so can she take your room of course
00:46:16we'll wake you up for dinner that'd be great thanks
00:46:28mom i need to tell you something um it's about mr smith what about him don't tell me you don't
00:46:38like him no i i think he's great really um oh have a seat hey helen how are you
00:46:48good good are you coming
00:46:57merry christmas dad helen is not coming her husband heard his back last night he won't
00:47:03even be able to move today well i'm glad that uh that aunt helen and uncle greg are still in
00:47:09love
00:47:09yeah have you ever seen that couple not be together go back to the point uh mom oh that thought
00:47:32merry christmas merry christmas buddy oh look at all this thank you watch out be careful now
00:47:38that's my special mac and cheese come on all right yeah you look nice thanks coming through
00:47:47ah tom my man haven't seen you around the bowling alley lately
00:47:53i know we really missed you uh but me and lisa have been a little busy
00:47:58ah a little too busy for his uncle antoine we just had a baby what yeah oh my god congratulations
00:48:09mom mom can you hang on a second um remember antoine's mac and cheese amazing i'm sure it's
00:48:16great but mom please there's something that i really need to talk to you if you just give
00:48:20me a moment to tell you mom is just a little busy right now why don't you um go watch
00:48:25the
00:48:25football with antoine but mom hi chris dad i mean gary uh dropped us off he's parking oh come in
00:48:49uh homemade lame chops i made it myself i didn't know you're such a chef it's my favorite
00:48:56uh i really appreciate you standing up for us the other night at the bar
00:48:59well you can't expect a father to like someone who stole his daughter's heart
00:49:04and you're lucky he only yelled at you
00:49:05well you can't expect a father to like someone who stole his daughter's heart and you're
00:49:38i don't may i come in darling is this tom cruise because uh i've been expecting jerry
00:49:53you're part of family now don't let emma down dad i wouldn't dream of it follow me boys and girls
00:50:14jerry my old friend how are you very well now that we're finally all together this is antoine my best
00:50:24friend hello and this is tom my son uh i believe some of you already know him
00:50:33great to see you again i'm so glad that we're truly a family now
00:50:41nice to meet you again mr smith i'm afraid there's many things that you have not told my mother
00:50:48tom
00:50:50mom did you know that your new husband is the richest man in the state
00:50:55hang on i didn't mean to come come with me
00:51:19could we just have one day of peace and quiet one day when you are trying to play some game
00:51:27i just found out yesterday i had to say something mom i know you okay you wouldn't be with him
00:51:36if
00:51:36you knew about his past you would think he's way out of our league did you know he's supposed to
00:51:43be
00:51:43having dinner with the president the president of the united states i mean the press is already wondering
00:51:50why he's missing and where he is if they find out that you two are married
00:51:56you're gonna have journalists sticking their noses in every aspect of your life
00:52:00and they're gonna take away your freedom
00:52:03wow you really are a lawyer
00:52:07mom
00:52:09mamo this this isn't a joke
00:52:11do you really want to be a fixture in the tabloids because you will
00:52:14tom what i mean beyond everything i just said have you thought about it have you thought about why
00:52:22he's keeping this from you why he's hiding it that man doesn't trust you i do trust your mom
00:52:34i trust her with all my heart it's just that everything happened too fast i i couldn't find the
00:52:41right time
00:52:41bullshit
00:52:43tell her right now everything mr overdriver
00:52:48mr smith i've worked for you for many years and i trust you as a boss and a father but
00:52:53i can't
00:52:53sit by and let you lie to my mother i swear i just tom
00:53:00i appreciate you telling me you should have waited one day just one more day so i could have my
00:53:06christmas
00:53:15what's the use of marriage if nothing's ever shared you said that before didn't you chris i'm really
00:53:22sorry i i'm just i never meant for any of this to happen i was trying to find the best
00:53:31moment i need
00:53:32some time
00:53:35and some space
00:53:43god this is bad tom shouldn't have brought that up at christmas i mean if someone was lying to my
00:53:50mom i'd probably do the same thing emma not the time
00:53:58i'm sorry guys i ruined christmas
00:54:10dad i'm sorry i
00:54:13i screwed up
00:54:20where did that photo come from
00:54:24it's a family photo from when i was younger
00:54:29that's your family that's your father your mother your sister and yourself
00:54:41i don't i don't understand what's the big deal
00:54:57you don't push me away
00:55:00jesus
00:55:03i've searched for 20 years to find someone like you
00:55:07you make me feel young and alive
00:55:13you have to understand
00:55:16ever since the tragedy i've only lived for my daughter
00:55:21she's the only thing i have left
00:55:25now she has john my job is done
00:55:28she's safe and loved
00:55:33but i have no one
00:55:36no one except you
00:55:41please
00:55:42chris
00:55:44please
00:55:46i don't understand
00:55:50maybe it's time you tell me about the tragedy
00:55:53what happened 20 years ago
00:55:56where did you get this
00:55:59this is the last thing that my mother left me
00:56:04she died in a landslide 20 years ago
00:56:07a landslide where
00:56:09maple
00:56:10the the barren mountain
00:56:1240 miles north of
00:56:14acreage alaska
00:56:17yeah
00:56:18yeah that's exactly where dad said that
00:56:20she
00:56:20dad
00:56:22mr smith
00:56:25no no there's there's no way he looks completely different
00:56:28the the landslide nearly crushed his skull
00:56:33the doctors had to give him a whole new face
00:56:39jesus christ
00:56:42he's my dad
00:56:5420 years ago
00:56:56my family went up to a barren mountain
00:57:00oh god
00:57:02like today's not crazy enough
00:57:04jesus
00:57:06i'm gonna kill whoever is at the door
00:57:08mom mom wait a second
00:57:11do you remember our family photo on the wall
00:57:13yeah of course what about it
00:57:14what am i oh my gosh just look at this
00:57:18do you recognize that photo
00:57:21why is this photo water damaged
00:57:26wait is that
00:57:44what do you want
00:57:48this is christmas what is your problem
00:57:51this is your christmas gift
00:57:52what are you talking about
00:58:02what are you talking about
00:58:02how did you get away
00:58:07you ruined my entire life
00:58:08and this is what you get
00:58:10uh
00:58:10jerry
00:58:14oh my god
00:58:19mom are you okay
00:58:22the police are on their way asshole
00:58:24this is all her fault
00:58:25i'm not the one who tried to rob a bowling alley
00:58:27i'm gonna kill all y'all
00:58:29get some rope
00:58:31i'm gonna fuck you all
00:58:35shut the fuck up
00:58:39oh my god john you're a hero
00:58:41i think that was enough
00:58:46craziness for one day let's get this
00:58:48asshole out of here
00:58:49just wait here john and i got this
00:58:51that big one thinks i'm playing
00:58:54let's go
00:59:05well looks like someone made the naughty list this year
00:59:14what happened to you
00:59:17why do you look so different
00:59:19why didn't you come back to me
00:59:23what's what's this all about
00:59:28is she
00:59:32is she
00:59:34yes
00:59:35yes mom
00:59:36yes mom
00:59:38and this is tom
00:59:42i swear i didn't recognize you before
00:59:45tom
00:59:48my son
00:59:51tell me this is real
00:59:54please
00:59:55god
00:59:57are you my wife
01:00:00the chris that i married
01:00:04did you hike the anchorage 20 years ago
01:00:07melt maple
01:00:11i guess so
01:00:14my memory
01:00:16the accident
01:00:17i can't remember who i was
01:00:22my backpack my id all gone
01:00:28the only thing we have left is
01:00:34and her
01:00:38oh my god
01:00:40how did you survive
01:00:43a hunter
01:00:45found us in the woods
01:00:47injured and cold but alive
01:00:51i thought
01:00:53i thought you
01:00:56and tom
01:00:58i thought you were dead
01:01:02i thought you were dead too
01:01:14mom and dad
01:01:19son get in here
01:01:20rupon come on
01:01:28you know
01:01:30i dreamed of this thing
01:01:33a million times over but
01:01:36i never thought it would actually happen for real
01:01:41it's a christmas miracle
01:01:47you wouldn't
01:01:49you'd like to give me a kiss
01:01:50it's a christmas
01:01:50i have them too
01:01:52that's not
01:01:53well
01:01:55it's okay
01:01:56give me some
01:02:01you like this
01:02:02wine
01:02:03darling
01:02:05are you staying tonight
01:02:07of course
01:02:09i've waited over 20 years for that
01:02:18thank you all for
01:02:22joining our family here today
01:02:25it's been a long road
01:02:28strange journey
01:02:31but there is no place i'd rather be
01:02:34after 20 years apart
01:02:37fate has given us the best christmas gift of all
01:02:41each other
01:02:43merry christmas
01:02:44merry christmas
01:02:46you
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