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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:09Hey, hey, hey.
00:02:15please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:19we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:24the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:30he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:35money fame power it's all yours
00:02:44are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:49oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:02married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:08on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:18a younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:33please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me repay you by
00:03:40granting you a wish grant me a wish that you can barely feed yourself the downfall of humanity it all
00:03:47starts with the loss of faith what's it oh jeez this is giving me a migraine are you telling me
00:03:54to pray to
00:03:54god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some faith in me okay uh i wish for
00:04:02you to
00:04:02cure my brother's illness can you do that i can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog
00:04:08if i wanted
00:04:08to cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo
00:04:16hold still
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:31on
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:51i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:57don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:03i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is
00:05:27oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:33that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:50he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the
00:05:55world but i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all
00:06:02these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:13who the goddess of healing wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's
00:06:22correct her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes
00:06:30her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever
00:06:38seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son i don't care
00:06:44if i go
00:06:45bankrupt i will find her james come put out a bounty to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:54will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:11i'll save your son
00:07:14who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander
00:07:18she's gonna save your brother don't be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother
00:07:25exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying
00:07:31the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty
00:07:39thing
00:07:40is your companion don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:07:49don't touch him
00:07:52they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:03oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:08:10i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the
00:08:15street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for
00:08:22some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:30disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go
00:08:37if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:45sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:50maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:55a fraud
00:08:56all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:03head
00:09:03mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm
00:09:10only here to
00:09:11repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when
00:09:19you have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well
00:09:27if he's a hero
00:09:28to you then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war hero who single-handedly
00:09:35saved
00:09:35this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:42who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of
00:09:48marrying a
00:09:49penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her i mean look at her even
00:09:55if
00:09:55she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her only those cuts in the lowest
00:10:01ranks were bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:17oh okay what the hell are you doing
00:10:37i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that
00:10:43sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient are you insane security smash
00:10:48her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the
00:10:54condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from
00:11:01licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal
00:11:07medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what this
00:11:23is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here what what so you so you think that this
00:11:29this
00:11:29crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius why don't you go back to the
00:11:35homeless
00:11:36asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional i agree i mean even if she does
00:11:41solve
00:11:41this medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have studied for years we are all certified
00:11:48but lysander does have congenital heart disease she's right about everything
00:11:56yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:12:01and again there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphine oh and of course
00:12:07none of you have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those
00:12:13with both chd and a peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning
00:12:19the lottery but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i
00:12:27mean
00:12:27you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:34you don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to
00:12:42real
00:12:42medical school oh so she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown
00:12:49show coming up with fake diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be
00:12:56a
00:12:56challenge oh my god if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:02i think you all should grow parts of your brain back which by the way that condition is called
00:13:08an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:12and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:17then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
00:13:24and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:30these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:13:36your competition huh miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:13:45don't worry i got this
00:13:50it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:02lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:09are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
00:14:15son i'll give you everything
00:14:25i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:31i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:36prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't
00:14:41listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
00:14:47of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you
00:14:55couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me there's a man's life at
00:15:05stake here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of
00:15:11harm now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:18oh yeah
00:15:18hey you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:45you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:51she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:16:00lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the
00:16:06queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with my
00:16:13antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:33why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper can't
00:16:39get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:48but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:16:54way wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to
00:16:58live on to
00:16:59give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts
00:17:06let's go for a dip shall we general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the
00:17:16nation are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
00:17:24alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
00:17:31all right but i warn you no funny business
00:18:06so
00:18:13so
00:18:36you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:41armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what i
00:18:49would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation
00:18:54held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we have to have
00:19:01faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting me
00:19:10you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:16she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:20you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:29oh my
00:19:36i told you i'll stay out
00:19:43this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:52i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:58i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:04you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:11i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:19steal the
00:20:19hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:20:22oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:32you regain consciousness
00:20:43help me i just want
00:20:50something is wrong
00:20:54you were drunk with an athrodisiac
00:20:57lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:02that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:11sir
00:21:12the swat team is here
00:21:13captain morales
00:21:17my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:22i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:25rest assured general armstrong
00:21:27we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:34right
00:21:35rewrite the wrong
00:21:40human
00:21:44who the fuck are you
00:21:45and what the fuck are you
00:21:49good
00:21:49you're awake
00:21:51i'm saving you
00:21:52saving me
00:21:54by bathing with me
00:21:56who are you
00:21:57you're a fucking spy
00:21:58talk
00:21:59i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:03you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor
00:22:08i will never
00:22:09i will
00:22:23look who's guilty now
00:22:27look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:29all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:31a man is attracted to a naked woman
00:22:35and her breasts
00:22:36science okay
00:22:38it just means that my body
00:22:39oh shut up
00:22:40excuse me
00:22:43you just talked to me with your friend
00:22:45and i'm a professional
00:22:47i hear lysander's voice
00:22:48captain do something now
00:22:50ready
00:22:56we're almost there
00:22:58aim
00:23:01get him boys
00:23:02get him
00:23:04fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:08fire
00:23:23those damis seals how is this possible it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:31of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's
00:23:37not the dark witch young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't
00:23:44even have the skills to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right
00:23:49the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no
00:23:55one
00:23:55can except for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for
00:24:01two years miss trixie must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:10maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is
00:24:18better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss
00:24:23trixie
00:24:24you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:29it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily
00:24:37it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:44i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't
00:24:51deserve this he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's
00:24:58up to
00:24:58me the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down my son's life is in
00:25:06your hands you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires i don't know who you are but
00:25:14there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me this is it the finishing
00:25:21touch
00:25:22i must now give you the kiss of life so we can both survive
00:25:45it's poison gas
00:25:48poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas my son is in there
00:25:55you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like her only care about
00:26:01themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison on your son and then
00:26:08he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:16i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:33what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:39they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me
00:26:45if your brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the
00:26:50one who sealed the door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie
00:26:56wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking
00:27:01way too long captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb
00:27:09shelter bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back
00:27:19ready aim oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:40the parasite's been distracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand
00:27:46down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man
00:27:54that
00:27:54otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading
00:28:00tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see
00:28:06for
00:28:06yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general
00:28:13if you won't punish her i will
00:28:19don't hurt her
00:28:25he's a cure
00:28:31his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:38there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:49miss trixie did it dad
00:28:51lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is strong come feel it
00:28:59i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:05your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands i've learned my lesson i will
00:29:12not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again wait wait no no there is only
00:29:18one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and iron
00:29:31could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:37over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20 it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:44is that the
00:29:44patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your
00:29:49brother take care
00:29:50no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right
00:29:56we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:30:01if you
00:30:01cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:06i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:17already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:23and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:29got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:34but you're still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold
00:30:39no really i don't need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:49trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:56i must go
00:31:04hobo close halo glow
00:31:06i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:10it was just dumb luck she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:14she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:17marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:23i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:29oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but
00:31:34this is godly
00:31:36no no no no no my standard my standard was supposed to be mine
00:31:43i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:48you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:51take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses
00:31:54no we're not brides
00:31:57no she's just better than us
00:32:00oh my god
00:32:04we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:07she's no average jane
00:32:08no she isn't
00:32:09she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:11but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:14why did she wear that shit stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:17but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:19no normal person could have done that
00:32:21goddess or not
00:32:23homeless or not i don't care
00:32:24i have never met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my life
00:32:29she won my heart over too but if my bestest big bro wants her i'll help you find her
00:32:34all right listen i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:43i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:50now
00:32:51trixie paid for this house
00:32:52she waited for you for three years
00:32:56she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:58and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:00one with some serious
00:33:01fuck you money
00:33:03so get lost
00:33:04who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:14grandma
00:33:16beatrice
00:33:16trixie
00:33:17i'm already
00:33:19i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:21i'm dumping you
00:33:22for your best friend
00:33:23marissa
00:33:25in fact
00:33:26the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:28so sign over the house
00:33:29now
00:33:35you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:38and i did
00:33:39for three years while you were deployed
00:33:42yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:44and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:48do you have no shame
00:33:49we were together for three years
00:33:51and uh
00:33:51it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:53when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:01that's how much you would owe me
00:34:02if i was in the rent-the-boyfriend business
00:34:07i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:09of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:15oh yeah
00:34:16well marissa
00:34:19is so much better than you
00:34:20she grew up
00:34:22even poorer
00:34:23than you
00:34:24and now
00:34:24she's the ceo
00:34:26of an entire
00:34:27corporation
00:34:28and you
00:34:33there's still nothing
00:34:35so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:37of course she's an upgrade
00:34:39look what she uh got me for my engagement
00:34:43oops
00:34:44yeah
00:34:45that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:34:55you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:57i certainly did
00:34:58in fact
00:35:00marissa
00:35:01you and your dimwit brother
00:35:03only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:11i think she's losing it bro
00:35:13that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:15you two
00:35:16are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:19my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:25how dare you insult her
00:35:29it's okay grandma
00:35:30let's not stoop to that level
00:35:33poor edna
00:35:34she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:37what is he talking about your seat
00:35:39show her bob
00:35:45this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:48she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:50she was begging on the street for money
00:35:54i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:57even if you got no game
00:35:59i got street credit i got off keep
00:36:01you dig
00:36:01the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:04and you're one to speak
00:36:06cheater
00:36:08is this true tricksy
00:36:13i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:15i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:18so that i can help them
00:36:20of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:25what is that supposed to mean
00:36:26it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:29is actually a downgrade
00:36:35enough bullshitting already
00:36:36just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:52at your wedding i will
00:36:53what
00:36:55if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two timing me with my best friend
00:37:00why should i do good by you
00:37:03i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:08fucking bitch
00:37:09you better keep your word
00:37:11oh that's rich
00:37:13after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:15do remember that
00:37:24trixie marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:26they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:31grandma
00:37:31grandma
00:37:32i have to confess something to you
00:37:34i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:37trillions
00:37:41that would make you the richest person on the planet
00:37:45it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:37:48the god of healing
00:37:50i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:53that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:57and become the goddess healer
00:37:59it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:03but please
00:38:04trixie dear
00:38:05i know it was to broken your heart
00:38:08but
00:38:10embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:12it will only delay the healing process
00:38:15you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:17after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:22i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:27that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:30you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:33i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:37who actually deserves you
00:38:39you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:43oh yeah
00:38:49you said trixie's crushing your wedding
00:38:51she was bullying us too salsa
00:38:54she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:58when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:39:00snake bites back hard
00:39:02so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:06you mean
00:39:08we broadcast
00:39:10that video of you
00:39:14yes
00:39:14her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:18she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:20and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:22against my presidential glow up
00:39:24let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:33there he is
00:39:36welcome home brother
00:39:38welcome home general
00:39:42sir
00:39:42the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:39:45this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:47he served with your regiment in the marines
00:39:49you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:52well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:56so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:59fucking coward
00:40:00according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:03and we should join her
00:40:05men
00:40:06i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:09and her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:11so she needs our support
00:40:12will you join me in protecting her
00:40:14yes sir
00:40:15we will learn our lives to protect her
00:40:17sir
00:40:18and let's roll
00:40:34welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:36today is a very special day for me and butch
00:40:39not only are we getting married
00:40:40but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:44allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:50congratulations on the contract once again mrs.
00:40:53like him
00:40:54still butch is taking my last name
00:40:56oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:59you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a partay after all
00:41:05i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:11the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:17it's an honor
00:41:18and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:23we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:26we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:30not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:56you two really are a match made in hell
00:41:58so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:02i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:05uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:12shh
00:42:13trixie what are you doing here
00:42:14this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:16i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:18you know being this poor
00:42:22me bum a meal
00:42:23have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:27what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:32i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:39and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:42sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:46see everyone butch already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up
00:42:53to my wedding to suck up to me
00:42:55this is what poor sad girls do
00:42:58they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious
00:43:02projecting much marissa
00:43:04you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:06but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:09especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:16you giving me the contract
00:43:19you have no skills
00:43:20no education
00:43:22no connection
00:43:23so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:25to get the u.s. fucking president
00:43:27to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:30we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:32and i saw potential in you
00:43:34even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:36but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:39don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:42this is what us rich girls do
00:43:45they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:48damn right
00:43:49you were too embarrassing for me
00:43:52sasa tramples you any day
00:43:54i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:43:58bravo
00:43:58self-admission of a gold digger
00:44:00quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:02sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:04she'll make her sup
00:44:05don't listen to her everyone
00:44:07she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:10i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:12and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:17you may look and sound like a man
00:44:18but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:21okay enough
00:44:21you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:24your moral posturing
00:44:26but guess what
00:44:27morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:31that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:35because i've got the material goods
00:44:37and you're just all empty talk
00:44:39i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:41because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:45see this
00:44:57oh my god
00:44:59is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:04the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:45:06no absolutely not
00:45:08i i don't believe it
00:45:10you all sound so scared already
00:45:11don't worry
00:45:12this isn't that contract
00:45:15it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:21see everyone
00:45:22she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:24but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:26look at her following orders
00:45:27i ask her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:30like a good little uh
00:45:31peasant slave
00:45:33that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:38you want to uh
00:45:40i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:52you misunderstand me
00:45:54i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:57i'm giving it to charity
00:46:05bro
00:46:06she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:08she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:10she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:13you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:16it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:18i know what this is
00:46:20you've gotten delusional
00:46:22and you think you're cinderella
00:46:23so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:25and some prince charming will scoop you into money forever
00:46:28well that's not happening
00:46:30security
00:46:30lock the doors
00:46:32this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:37this is where your dreams will die
00:46:39bitch
00:46:43we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:44she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:47butch tanner
00:46:49well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:52let's go
00:46:56you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:46:59i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:03including your head of command butch
00:47:06general lysander armstrong
00:47:07you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:10he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:14you're an unskilled
00:47:16unemployed
00:47:16ugly leech
00:47:18so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:21to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:24no one here is gonna believe you
00:47:25if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:27then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:30and she's not
00:47:31you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:47:34show them butch
00:47:41see for yourselves everyone
00:47:43trixie's just a
00:47:45freeloading beggar
00:47:49she won't leave me and marissa alone cause
00:47:51we're rich as fuck now
00:47:53i'm a major in the marines
00:47:55sasa
00:47:56she has
00:47:57a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:47:59with the military
00:48:01approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:48:06how despicable
00:48:07she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:11get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:48:13no free meals for the poor
00:48:15do you see this trixie
00:48:17this is high society
00:48:19so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:21or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:23maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:27maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:33i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:35but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:37which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:40to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:43but no
00:48:44you stooped so low
00:48:46it disgusts me
00:48:47nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:51like a bum
00:48:52and who knows
00:48:53if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:57well then
00:48:59why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:49:01my brother will never take you back
00:49:04no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:07but make me happy
00:49:09and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:23how dare you hit my brother
00:49:25i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:30don't worry my dear
00:49:31after i'm done with you trixie
00:49:33not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:38oh is that so
00:49:40security
00:49:42get down on your knees
00:49:44and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:46in front of everybody here
00:49:48or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:50the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:52i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:55any of the powerful leaders i've saved before
00:49:57could crush you
00:49:58before you even touch me
00:50:00dream on
00:50:02you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:50:05but you weren't good enough for me
00:50:06you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:08enough you're souring my party so you either get the fuck out
00:50:14or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:16on the count of three
00:50:17i think i quite like it here
00:50:19two
00:50:30mmm this wine is so delicious
00:50:34one
00:50:35shoot
00:50:37nobody is laying a hand
00:50:40on my future wife
00:50:47it's
00:50:48it's
00:50:49it's
00:50:50it's
00:50:50it's
00:50:53it's
00:50:59it's
00:51:00it's
00:51:00it's
00:51:00it's
00:51:06it's
00:51:07no
00:51:07i'm fine
00:51:09but um
00:51:10when did i become your future wife
00:51:13you saved me
00:51:15trixie remember
00:51:16i'm a man of my word
00:51:18they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:20really it was nothing
00:51:22i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:24not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:33i see what this is
00:51:34you're the one who cheated on me trixie
00:51:36look at you guys all loving dog
00:51:38don't try to pin this on her
00:51:40she waited for you for three years
00:51:41this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:48don't make me laugh
00:51:50she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:52no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:51:56she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:52:03i see her in the marines
00:52:06i'm a major
00:52:07you know
00:52:08look man
00:52:08i know trixie is like a i don't know
00:52:11like a seven
00:52:12now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:14but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:18a real man
00:52:25never talks about a woman that way
00:52:27you're a coward
00:52:38we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:42you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:47you're only getting off of it because she's so kind
00:52:49so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:52:51you understand
00:52:52you wanna fuck with me you little dipshit
00:52:54i'm a fucking major
00:52:56you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:52:58i'll
00:52:59i'll destroy you
00:53:00do you really not know who this is butch
00:53:03i thought you were in the marines
00:53:04what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is
00:53:09he was just a supply boy
00:53:13war hero
00:53:15is this all part of your plan trixie
00:53:17poor girl
00:53:19did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself
00:53:23a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:25trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:32a bum girl and a pimp
00:53:34what a pair
00:53:36seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:40maybe we should try to play some house some more don't you think
00:53:44bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:53what is all this
00:53:55trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:59but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:04i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:54:08it's not in my nature
00:54:10i'm like somebody else here
00:54:13listen trixie
00:54:14i have never
00:54:16met a woman
00:54:18like you
00:54:19so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:22so i know
00:54:24that you're the one for me
00:54:27this guy's either nuts or a really
00:54:30really good actor
00:54:31Oscar worthy
00:54:33Oscar worthy
00:54:34no
00:54:36first gift
00:54:41trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:54:44so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:47worth five hundred million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston
00:54:53second guess
00:54:56this contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:55:01which is now yours
00:55:02entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:55:05it must be bad news
00:55:06they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:09they've got nothing left
00:55:10why sander
00:55:11i really don't care for any of us
00:55:13look i i know
00:55:15i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:18okay
00:55:19which is exactly why
00:55:20well my third gift
00:55:21is um
00:55:23well
00:55:39clio
00:55:40hey
00:55:41oh my god
00:55:45you found my dog
00:55:49trixie i'm just a man
00:55:51but with you it's so much more
00:55:54trixie amore
00:55:58will you marry me
00:56:01you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:06yes
00:56:08i will marry you
00:56:25go go power couple
00:56:27woo
00:56:28okay stop
00:56:31the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:34let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is
00:56:39no man in their right mind
00:56:41would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:44hey
00:56:45i don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:46but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:49which means that she will be treated as
00:56:51and cherished as
00:56:52the most precious woman on earth
00:56:54understand
00:56:59you still don't realize
00:57:00that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:03this is general lysander armstrong
00:57:13as if
00:57:15like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:57:20yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:24lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:29i bet my life you're all just actors
00:57:32then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:34come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:36let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie
00:57:38what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us
00:57:40the elites
00:57:42infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:44she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:48truth is she's just a useless lazy bitchin bum
00:57:51she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:56i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:00i'd handle them myself but
00:58:04i'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:06go ahead lysander
00:58:15yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:20oh my gosh i'm so scared
00:58:23anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:32uh hello yes what
00:58:42i'm going bankrupt
00:58:52hey hey hey are you sure that was the call saucer that that was a real call
00:58:57people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:59my company's dead
00:59:00it evaporated
00:59:02it's the thin air
00:59:06that's impossible
00:59:08who are you
00:59:09what did you do
00:59:10secretary cho
00:59:12you said you're the secretary of health right
00:59:14and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:18could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham
00:59:21then that means
00:59:25you're really lysander armstrong
00:59:27the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:31trick sees mary
00:59:32the famed war hero
00:59:34the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:39me
00:59:39now you believe me
00:59:40those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:44there's gotta be some trick to this
00:59:46you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:49it's awesome
00:59:50it's awesome
00:59:51please
00:59:52please
00:59:52please
00:59:58i know why you're all over Trixie
01:00:00because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:02you don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:05let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you a good time
01:00:10do you have your hands for me
01:00:12or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:13ah
01:00:18i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:24guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:29sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:32i don't blame her at all
01:00:33your double standards are incredible
01:00:35okay you don't want me
01:00:37fine
01:00:37but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:39i can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:42eighteen years old
01:00:43fresh for the taking
01:00:51i did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:53miss Trixie
01:00:54thank you Devon
01:00:57Marissa
01:00:58not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:00your best friend
01:01:01by stealing my fiance
01:01:03but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:01:07you're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:10no to all of humanity
01:01:11so now
01:01:12everything that i've ever given you to
01:01:15i'm taking it all back
01:01:19wait everyone stop
01:01:23they're impostors
01:01:24i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:32because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:35so we won't go bankrupt
01:01:37the goddess healer?
01:01:39you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:45yes
01:01:46that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:49the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:51the right rewrites the wrong
01:01:53the left leave the wrong
01:01:55the left
01:01:56that means she's rewarding me
01:01:58the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:01in fact
01:02:02she's on her way now
01:02:05so you're telling me
01:02:07this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:10isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:12who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:13if the president and the goddess healer
01:02:15approves of my products
01:02:17who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:19we can break his legs, break his arms
01:02:21no one would even bat an eye
01:02:22she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:26FBI
01:02:28FBI
01:02:29you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
01:02:34gotcha
01:02:39guess I still get the last laugh Trixie
01:02:41no don't arrest her
01:02:44Trixie's a good person
01:02:46please officer don't arrest her
01:02:48grandma
01:02:48Mr. Rogers
01:02:50Mrs. Williams
01:02:51what are you all doing here?
01:02:52the neighbors heard about the break up between you and Butch
01:02:54we were worried
01:02:56so we came here to back you up
01:02:58listen officer
01:02:59I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:02she's very kind hearted
01:03:04and would never break the law
01:03:06yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:09Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:13she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:16my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:19she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:26you must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:30my brother is not a criminal
01:03:32he's a war hero
01:03:33who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:36without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:39and that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity
01:03:43General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:47and we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:49so this must be an imposter
01:03:52I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:56but I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:02if you wanna arrest me, fine
01:04:05but don't fuck with my fiance
01:04:07you don't get to decide, punk
01:04:08let's go
01:04:32get him!
01:04:33if you can
01:04:34leave
01:04:36oh
01:04:37what
01:04:40oh
01:04:42Ahhhh.
01:04:43Yah!
01:04:46Ahhhh.
01:04:53Ahhhh.
01:04:56Ahhhh.
01:04:58Ahhhh.
01:05:03Oh.
01:05:04Oh.
01:05:07Yah.
01:05:10Oh.
01:05:24Is that enough pain?
01:05:26Or do you want more?
01:05:35Legend is written all over you,
01:05:38Icenander.
01:05:40Drama.
01:05:42Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:46Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:48He's so manly.
01:05:50Much better than your last one.
01:05:52I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:55It's Butch's loss.
01:05:57Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:00She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:06:02and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:05Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:07I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:10Drown out the poor!
01:06:11Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:14Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:17Drown out the poor!
01:06:18See, Trixie?
01:06:20You've got no connections,
01:06:21no power.
01:06:22You can't compete against me,
01:06:24even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:26We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:28So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:31because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:33Let them eat cake!
01:06:44You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:46Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:47Attack!
01:07:05You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:13What the fuck was that?
01:07:15I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:17I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:30You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:33That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:35Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:37We're cornered.
01:07:38I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:40Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:43I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:46They will be punished.
01:07:50Now hold still for me.
01:07:55Wright rewrites the world.
01:08:07Holy fuck!
01:08:08Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:09By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:11Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:17I'm all better now than you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:20See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:23No, please.
01:08:25I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:27Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:28Sure.
01:08:30You hear that?
01:08:31She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:34She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:37Well, I do not care for glory.
01:08:38I do believe in justice.
01:08:41Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:46I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:49And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:51God?
01:08:53Wrong.
01:08:54But you're close.
01:08:56Oh, bullshit.
01:08:57I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:09:02You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:04Then let's see you try.
01:09:05Charge!
01:09:15The hell is this?
01:09:17This is the line between life and death.
01:09:21Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:24I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:29You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:31What if it's a trap?
01:09:32That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:34We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:35She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:38Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:41I will.
01:09:45Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:54I'm fine.
01:09:55Nothing happened.
01:09:56You'll see soon enough.
01:09:58Oh, please.
01:09:59I really want to die.
01:10:01And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:03I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:06Whoops.
01:10:06Just crossed it again.
01:10:08Whoops.
01:10:09And again.
01:10:10Nothing's happened to you.
01:10:12Oh, fuck.
01:10:13Fuck.
01:10:14Fuck.
01:10:15Fuck.
01:10:16Fuck.
01:10:16Fuck.
01:10:16Fuck.
01:10:17Fuck.
01:10:18Fuck.
01:10:22No.
01:10:23No, Bob.
01:10:24Hey.
01:10:26What did you do to my brother?
01:10:27I didn't do anything.
01:10:29Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:32I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:34If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:37Come on.
01:10:39Major.
01:10:40Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:41How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:43See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:48Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:51Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:00You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:02You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:03Oh, please.
01:11:04You hurt us first.
01:11:06At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:09But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:14Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:18You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:21You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:26When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:32Don't touch my wife.
01:11:36And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:41You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:43But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:47That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:51Oh, really?
01:11:52Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:56You've got nothing on me.
01:12:01Yes.
01:12:01Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:08Goddess.
01:12:09Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:13Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:17Get the VP.
01:12:18We're leaving now.
01:12:22Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:26God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:29I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:32You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:34A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:37Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:39I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:41Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:45You hear that, everyone?
01:12:46There is no way low life Trixie could have called the president
01:12:51by herself.
01:12:52She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:56so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:58No.
01:12:59My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:01Reversing time just to heal someone's wound,
01:13:04only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:06Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:15Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:21and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer
01:13:24who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:26Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:30I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:32You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:35while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:39Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:41but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:43It ain't working.
01:13:44You can't just fake the...
01:13:48Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:51It's like real magic.
01:13:53Trixie, you're an angel,
01:13:55but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:58And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:14:01won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:06No.
01:14:07Trixie, look.
01:14:09I believe you.
01:14:10You saved me.
01:14:12Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:15No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:19We'll riot against you now.
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:27Tear her apart!
01:14:29The vice president arrives!
01:14:45Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:52You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:54Wait, what?
01:14:57He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:59No, no.
01:15:00We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:02Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:04This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:09But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:14Yes.
01:15:14We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:16What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:22And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:25The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:29And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:33He is the general.
01:15:35Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:37Did you hear that?
01:15:38Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:43So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:46We got the VP and the president.
01:15:49On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:53I told you.
01:15:54Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:57This is treason!
01:15:58Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:06Hurry!
01:16:07The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:11You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:13My brother is a war hero.
01:16:15He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:18He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:20If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:21Enough!
01:16:22You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:26Not just your brother.
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:29It's okay.
01:16:31Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:34I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:16:39And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:41I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:47I truly saved a good man.
01:16:54I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:16:57And what can you do about it?
01:16:59Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:02My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:06Let's try it out on them.
01:17:10Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:11There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:13Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:16Despicable!
01:17:16What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:22Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:26Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:41Wait, that's the president.
01:17:55Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President, that was, they were totally aiming for Trixie,
01:18:10the fraud in the middle. What is this? Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:17This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with. You're the uncivilized
01:18:22buffoon. I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract. With great power comes
01:18:27great responsibility. And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract
01:18:32I gave you? What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too
01:18:36late. That is easy. There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:55It's raining gold!
01:18:59What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:06She, she, she is? She is a criminal. Don't worry, Madam President, we will arrest her and
01:19:12we'll throw her in prison. I'd be quiet if I were you, because you're the one that would
01:19:16be going to prison once everyone is healed up. What are you talking about? The President
01:19:20literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:33This contract? Yeah! Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:55My contract, you bitch! And that's not all. This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:13There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize? Or are you too
01:20:18much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that? You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money
01:20:24is worth more to you than human lives. And that's something I cannot tolerate. So prepare yourself.
01:20:30Because I'm about to smite you. What are you gonna do? The President is here,
01:20:37and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world. You'll pardon me for that little
01:20:43mishap, right? Madam President, you've recovered now. So what's your final decision?
01:20:52I'll... She's gonna give me my billion-dollar...
01:21:00I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:07Why are you attacking me, Madam President? You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:21:12You wish, you idiot! I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside,
01:21:20it makes me want to vomit. I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as
01:21:26the goddess of healing.
01:21:29And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:34You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:38The one and only. And it's... her.
01:21:45The one and only.
01:21:57Whaaaaat?
01:22:01Welcome, goddess.
01:22:09Uh, we, uh...
01:22:13You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:15How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:19Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:23I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man
01:22:29I chose loved me for me.
01:22:31No, so that means... the billion-dollar contract, it... it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:37Then she took it away just like them. That was our golden ticket.
01:22:42You were once my fiancé and best friend. But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:49No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:55It doesn't matter who she is. Trixie has a heart of gold. She's an amazing person.
01:23:00And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:04She's gonna be my wife. Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:14I love you.
01:23:28All her gold. All her glory. All that could have been mine. This is all your fault. This is all...
01:23:35You seduced me!
01:23:37Don't off me! You were the one that came onto me, you... you himbo!
01:23:42Please, Trixie, give me another chance! I want to be rich again!
01:23:48I'll be your slave.
01:23:49Against the ground you walk on!
01:23:51You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:55All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:59You two should be locked up.
01:24:01And she shall.
01:24:03For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:09It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you.
01:24:13It's your fault!
01:24:13I was only with you for your money.
01:24:15I didn't care.
01:24:16You were rich.
01:24:17I'll see myself now.
01:24:20Rest assured, goddess. We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:25My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:28I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:31That is why I saved you.
01:24:33With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:39Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:45Let's party!
01:24:47Wait, what if we just got married? Right now?
01:24:50Yes.
01:24:51Well...
01:24:52Woo!
01:24:54Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:59I do.
01:25:00I do.
01:25:01You may kiss the bride.
01:25:02You may kiss the bride.
01:25:06You may kiss the bride.
01:25:07You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
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