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00:00:04Β‘SuscrΓbete al canal!
00:00:30My brother's going to kill me, but I don't care. You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on
00:00:53my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit, fucking dumbass.
00:01:15Stupid.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him.
00:01:42All right, welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04You're just going to keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Mom.
00:02:10No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:18Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Alice.
00:02:54Whoa, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01Uh-huh, and dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man, all right?
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You've got to keep the horny jacks away from her, okay?
00:03:13And remember, the most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Where are we?
00:03:18I'm going to sleep with you, Ryan.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22All right, bye, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52It's sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you
00:03:56just don't want to open it, and if you see anything from me, you should just delete it
00:03:59right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I'm, uh,
00:04:15any signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:22Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because, you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:36tell me.
00:04:37No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay, deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city, new school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19Oh, no.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove your guts first.
00:05:44Okay, yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47And if he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah, um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06See you later.
00:06:08Oh, fuck.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:19Brett's going to eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:44Because, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46Hmm.
00:06:47We lost and we still got a stir.
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa.
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Are you needing a salute?
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is at.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:07It's all right.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down.
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, to get you out of your home, I want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay.
00:08:33I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:01Touchdown.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16Kevin, we got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison, unhinged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he loves?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is that?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:13You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39They're already done.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:41You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Yes, it is.
00:10:44Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:48So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:40Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you all right?
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:46Any and a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:49I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just like...
00:12:05Oh my God.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms here?
00:12:14There you go.
00:12:15I'll tell you this.
00:12:16It's for grown-ups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your prints.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying to have to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me for the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:13My father?
00:13:14My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:23So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:56Yeah, we're roommates.
00:13:56And he looks like that.
00:13:59You got pregnant, don't you?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15I don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide, and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I am not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready to ride?
00:15:06Come on!
00:15:07Let's get it up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my God.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush,
00:15:48Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to help.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:56Yeah, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah, I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08But you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:22Lick it up.
00:17:25Brett?
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:30I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um, I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go out of time?
00:17:47Come on, Brett.
00:17:49Please, this is serious.
00:17:50Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:52You know what?
00:17:53You want it to break the rules?
00:17:54You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19What?
00:18:19No!
00:18:20Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:27You couldn't get Brett's touchy.
00:18:29That's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:36Go for it.
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please.
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:59A dare is a dare.
00:19:00Stop fighting.
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:14Please.
00:19:15Please stop.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Forgetting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole.
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:47Brett.
00:19:47This is a total overreaction.
00:19:49Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:26You're okay.
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:28Let's go.
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:38What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:41Sneaking out.
00:20:42Going to a place like this.
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:05I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:13Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:30Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends, and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37And you don't need to.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:23Say it.
00:22:23Just say it.
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:52No.
00:22:52Allison.
00:22:52Allison, stop it.
00:22:54No.
00:22:55Yes.
00:23:00Allison.
00:23:00There is a line
00:23:01and I am trying
00:23:02to not cross.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:06Because if I do,
00:23:07I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, Brut?
00:23:40We're outing everything.
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Allie?
00:23:59Are you a threat right now?
00:24:02I swear to God, guys,
00:24:04what are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06Allie, face time to Ron.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me
00:24:13in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:20Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22What?
00:24:22Allie called me, dumbass,
00:24:24and I had to sign up
00:24:25to see your face
00:24:26two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have
00:24:28a good-ass explanation right now
00:24:29or I'm going to come over there
00:24:30and beat your ass.
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party
00:24:39and I was leaving
00:24:41and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me
00:24:44and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:46Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:53My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right.
00:24:58Brett, if that's true,
00:24:59you guys got to take care to,
00:25:00I don't know,
00:25:01like an urgent care right now
00:25:02or something.
00:25:02I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh,
00:25:04I was going to right after.
00:25:06I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:13That was really, really close.
00:25:15Dave, what's up?
00:25:17What's going on?
00:25:17We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:21Come on.
00:25:21You almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing
00:25:36that I need to quit
00:25:39is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:49Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:26:24Damn, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:27Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:29You can wrap those legs
00:26:31around my shoulders
00:26:32any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it.
00:26:44What's your problem?
00:26:47Hmm?
00:26:56Partner up.
00:26:57Stretching drills.
00:27:02Solo, Allison.
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05I'm real hands-on.
00:27:06Hmm.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:10He'll be fine.
00:27:11I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad,
00:27:14you're really...
00:27:16Oh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing,
00:27:24so...
00:27:24That's right.
00:27:25She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man.
00:27:39You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:11Let's go.
00:28:12We don't have all day.
00:28:13You ready, Rookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett,
00:28:17but how am I supposed to do that
00:28:18if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:20We don't have all day.
00:28:22You want to play?
00:28:24Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions.
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:19Whenever you're ready.
00:29:22She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:30She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, bruh?
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:54And done.
00:29:55Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Good flirting, you two.
00:30:32Oh, my God.
00:30:35Thank you.
00:30:37Oh, my God.
00:30:39Oh, Jesus.
00:30:42Um, here we go.
00:30:43No, um...
00:30:44Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:48Yes.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:03It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20Yeah, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36Nobody told me that.
00:31:40Oh my God, she's going to kill me.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:48It's all right.
00:31:48Okay.
00:31:49Thank you.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:03Yeah.
00:32:05Um, I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:56Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:02Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey, stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:15Stop!
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girl's locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:31Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out.
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:50or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:56Hi, hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Sturny.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh, you look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true, I have.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:12To you as your best friend's sister, of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21All right, time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh, break a leg.
00:35:51Hold it in.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:03Oh, yeah.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah.
00:36:24Oh, yeah.
00:36:26Oh, yeah.
00:36:27Oh, yeah.
00:36:27Oh, yeah.
00:36:28Oh, yeah.
00:36:35What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now.
00:37:04You don't fuck off.
00:37:05The only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:19The 20-yard line.
00:37:22The 10-yard line.
00:37:24The 10-yard line.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Fred Harrison does it again.
00:37:27State wins.
00:37:29Yay!
00:37:29Oh, this is a good job.
00:37:31We're right here.
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:46Woo!
00:37:47Go get on the win, captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:49Thank you.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52It's...
00:37:52OK, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
00:38:08Oh my god
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old kiss camp standoff
00:38:26Haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:28songs, song, song, song, song
00:38:31Come on, Allison
00:38:32Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:34I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41But I want it.
00:38:57Wait.
00:38:58What?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Kim, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:33This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:23No, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests!
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No!
00:40:54I sound like a mom!
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing it.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:07That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options.
00:42:31You and him.
00:42:31And I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:45I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:42:59Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:10Yeah.
00:43:11You know.
00:43:13Biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Allie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit.
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah.
00:43:33He definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So, I...
00:43:35I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey.
00:43:39Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey.
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get out of what?
00:43:43Brett?
00:43:43You have to get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:54I'm naked!
00:43:54Hey!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:57You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry.
00:44:05I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it.
00:44:16You kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:39Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:47This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:30God, the illegal's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:42Look.
00:46:43The charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:46Just finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:57Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:18$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:24You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:50How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:17Oh, Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:02There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:06Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:14It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really? For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:23I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason?
00:49:27So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:37Is his loss my gain?
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:59No. What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:06Come on.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:03Game's over. Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:06Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night.
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Rob would think if you knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care.
00:51:12How about you elect her someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:15No more of these stupid games.
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:17I know.
00:51:18Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:35Oh my god.
00:51:36Oh shit.
00:51:45I got you.
00:51:48I got you.
00:51:49Are you OK?
00:51:50Hey, I got you.
00:51:51Hold on.
00:51:51Hold on.
00:51:52Hold on.
00:51:52It's OK.
00:51:54I got you.
00:51:55I got you.
00:51:55I got you.
00:51:56I got you.
00:51:57Oh my god.
00:51:58Is she OK?
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:03Hey.
00:52:03Hey.
00:52:03Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:05Hey.
00:52:06You OK?
00:52:07I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't feel it, I can't feel it
00:52:11Just try to breathe, just try to breathe
00:52:12Alright, hey
00:52:15I'm going to be okay
00:52:17Alright
00:52:19Let's get you out, let's get you out
00:52:24Okay
00:52:25Okay
00:52:27Get out of my way, move, move
00:52:31Just put me down, Fred
00:52:32Alright, here we go, put you down
00:52:34You know, you could have died
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my God
00:52:38You have no business being around that guy
00:52:40Let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's had a brain cell will realize he's a total fucking douchebag
00:52:45That's not fair
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair? What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh? What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works!
00:52:54Okay, I'm sorry, I'm figuring it out
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:59You know, that's fantastic, I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me
00:53:04I'm not any better? What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:09You're worse!
00:53:09I jumped in the pool, I saved your life
00:53:11And now what? I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:14You're worse!
00:53:15Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:17Yeah
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:24Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:26Yeah, I know, I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:30You know
00:53:31I don't understand
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you
00:53:39That's the worst thing
00:53:40Don't say that
00:53:41I did!
00:53:41No, no
00:53:42I fell in love with you, I'm in love with you
00:53:43Stop, stop!
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45I know that
00:53:47I know
00:53:47Susan, why do you keep swooping in
00:53:49And saving me like a hero
00:53:51And then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:59And you can't keep doing that
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:10I'm gonna tell you to stop, Susan
00:54:12I'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:19Fuck it
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:45Susan, you had no idea
00:54:47Every single time I saw you with him
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:51That you've always been more to me
00:54:53Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:20I think about you every day
00:55:23Every morning
00:55:25And every night
00:55:28And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:31It's you that I see
00:55:46I want you to take me
00:55:48Right here
00:55:52Right now
00:56:06So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine
00:56:23I think I already am
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's gonna kill you
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:34He's very protectable to brother
00:56:36But I think he'll come around
00:56:37When he sees
00:56:40How much I love you
00:56:47I don't know
00:56:48I think
00:56:50I think we should maybe
00:56:51Keep it a secret
00:56:53Just for now
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:58I know
00:57:01But it's just
00:57:02For a little
00:57:03Until we find the right moment
00:57:06Yeah
00:57:08Yeah
00:57:08I don't want to hear it
00:57:11We'll be secret lovers
00:57:29Thinking about you
00:57:38Hi captain
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck
00:57:43In the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:44I'm two seconds away
00:57:45From ditching my car
00:57:46And just sprinting to you
00:57:48Aww
00:57:49Well
00:57:50As much as I'd love
00:57:51To see you running to me
00:57:53Don't
00:57:54My legs are killing me
00:57:55And
00:57:57I really like your car
00:57:58Oh I know you love my car
00:58:00He grabs me by the waist
00:58:01Hoisting me up
00:58:02Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03Brett
00:58:04Stop
00:58:05Don't
00:58:06Read my smut
00:58:07I'm telling you
00:58:08Every single word
00:58:09That you've ever written
00:58:10Is etched into my heart
00:58:11Into my soul
00:58:13Betrayal's kisses from my neck
00:58:15To my breasts
00:58:16Gently sucking
00:58:17And biting
00:58:18Holy shit
00:58:19That is literal trash
00:58:21But why does it sound like
00:58:23Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:24When he says it?
00:58:26I feel so hot right now
00:58:30Palms my center
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:34Are you away, Allie?
00:58:35Fuck
00:58:44Oh my god
00:58:44Someone's coming
00:58:45I have to go fake my own death
00:58:47Bye
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08Hey
00:59:09Are you okay?
00:59:10You sounded sick
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business
00:59:13Virgin Mary
00:59:13You think just because Brett
00:59:14took a chance on you
00:59:15once you're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help
00:59:21Save it for someone
00:59:21Who gives a damn
00:59:25Shoot
00:59:27Late
00:59:27Late
00:59:46Brett
00:59:47That's Allison's
00:59:49Uh, I found it in the bathroom
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:53I never would have touched it
01:00:10Let's see what you're up to
01:00:14Hey
01:00:15Hey
01:00:15You found my bag
01:00:16I was looking for that
01:00:17Thank you
01:00:18No problem
01:00:22Attention
01:00:23All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention
01:00:27that apparently someone on this squad
01:00:29is using illegal drugs
01:00:30I strongly suggest
01:00:32whoever's responsible
01:00:33to come forward now
01:00:34Otherwise
01:00:35will be forced
01:00:36to contact the campus police
01:00:38for a thorough search
01:00:40Well
01:00:40I think we all know someone
01:00:42who would do anything
01:00:43to stop being the fat friend
01:00:45Right?
01:00:46I'm sorry
01:00:46but I just saw you throwing up
01:00:48in the bathroom
01:00:48like ten minutes ago
01:00:49Excuse me
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup
01:00:51Sounded like you were retching
01:00:52And I asked you if you were a
01:00:54Look at this
01:00:54This is perfection
01:00:56It's every girl's dream
01:00:57I don't need shortcuts
01:00:58And we all know someone
01:01:00who could lose a little weight
01:01:01I mean after all
01:01:02who came in with
01:01:02zero athletic ability
01:01:04and suddenly has endless energy
01:01:05Search me
01:01:06I have nothing to hide
01:01:12Your turn Scott
01:01:14Sure
01:01:15But I
01:01:16Rita
01:01:18Jackpot
01:01:20Well well well
01:01:21Look who needs drugs
01:01:23to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24I knew it
01:01:25No one gets that good
01:01:27that quick
01:01:28without cheating
01:01:29Allison
01:01:29Performance enhancing substances
01:01:32are grounds for immediate
01:01:33dismissal of the squad
01:01:34Coach I promise you
01:01:35I've never seen those before
01:01:37Okay
01:01:37Those aren't mine
01:01:38Right
01:01:39A cheater and a liar
01:01:41Coach
01:01:42Please listen to me
01:01:43I've never seen those
01:01:45I don't know what they are
01:01:46I'm lying
01:01:47It's the only way a cow like her
01:01:49could ever compete with us
01:01:50They're mine
01:01:51Yeah those are actually
01:01:52my vitamins
01:01:54Did you forget
01:01:55I asked you to hold on
01:01:56to my vitamins this morning
01:01:58Yeah sorry
01:01:58I should have labeled them
01:02:00or something
01:02:00He's right
01:02:01They're just vitamins
01:02:02No they aren't
01:02:03Miss Russo
01:02:04How is it
01:02:05that you come to possess
01:02:06such extensive knowledge
01:02:08of these banned substances
01:02:09I just
01:02:12They look suspicious
01:02:13We were just worried
01:02:15about the integrity
01:02:16of the team
01:02:16Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:18everything was legitimate
01:02:19That's enough
01:02:20All I see here
01:02:21are three bullies
01:02:22trying to frame a teammate
01:02:24Rita
01:02:24You are stripped
01:02:25of captaincy
01:02:26effective immediately
01:02:28What?
01:02:28You can't do that
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks
01:02:31nobody else knows
01:02:32the whole routine
01:02:33I mean I know it
01:02:34Yeah every count
01:02:35every formation
01:02:36I could step up and do it
01:02:39You little bitch
01:02:40You think you can just
01:02:41walk in here
01:02:41and steal everything from me?
01:02:43That's enough Rita
01:02:44My decision is final
01:02:50Listen up
01:02:50When it's Allison's turn
01:02:51for the basket toss
01:02:52you're gonna have
01:02:53a little timing issue
01:02:54You want us to drop her?
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt
01:02:57That's the point
01:02:59Accidents happen all the time
01:03:00in cheerleading
01:03:01So tragic
01:03:02I can't do that
01:03:03Coach will kill me
01:03:04Fine
01:03:05Then say goodbye
01:03:06to those little supplements
01:03:07that keep you fitting
01:03:07in your uniforms
01:03:09I know everything
01:03:10Girls
01:03:11Every dirty little secret
01:03:12Do exactly as I say
01:03:14or you're gone
01:03:15Your call
01:03:16And make sure
01:03:17she falls hard enough
01:03:18she never gets back up
01:03:26Very sweet
01:03:29What happened back there?
01:03:30How did you know
01:03:31that Rita put those
01:03:32vitamins in my purse?
01:03:33I saw Rita putting
01:03:34something in your bag
01:03:36So I swapped it out
01:03:39I knew it
01:03:40I knew she was up
01:03:41to something
01:03:41You know I heard her
01:03:42in the bathroom
01:03:43like ten minutes before
01:03:44Yeah
01:03:45She was throwing up
01:03:47It was when we were
01:03:49When we were
01:03:51having
01:03:55own sex
01:03:57So she's the one
01:03:58who interrupted
01:03:58my grand finale
01:04:00Allison
01:04:00Do you have any idea
01:04:01how hard it was to stop?
01:04:04Hey
01:04:04Do you
01:04:06Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:08Seriously
01:04:08Go put that garbage
01:04:09in your head
01:04:10I don't want you
01:04:11to say anything
01:04:11like that again
01:04:12I mean I'm being serious
01:04:13though
01:04:13I'm being serious too
01:04:14Allison
01:04:16Perfect
01:04:16Just who you are
01:04:17Yeah
01:04:19I'll always be there
01:04:21To catch you
01:04:22when you fall
01:04:24Always
01:04:27All right
01:04:28On the count
01:04:29you both perform
01:04:30an elevated prep
01:04:31Rita
01:04:32you're up first
01:04:32then Allison
01:04:45Okay
01:04:46Allison
01:04:47Hey
01:04:48Great job you guys
01:04:49You killed it
01:05:14I told you
01:05:15to catch you
01:05:16Brett
01:05:18You just saved my life
01:05:22I guess that makes me
01:05:24like a bag of tree wheat
01:05:24or something
01:05:25Are you serious
01:05:27Scott
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt
01:05:29so you could dry hump
01:05:30the football captain
01:05:31Are you kidding me
01:05:32They almost dropped me
01:05:33I could have been paralyzed
01:05:34I could have died
01:05:35That would have been
01:05:36the best news of my life
01:05:37Rita
01:05:38That is a disgusting
01:05:39thing to say
01:05:40Leave the gym
01:05:42and think very carefully
01:05:43about your future
01:05:44on this team
01:05:46Oh
01:05:47Brett
01:05:48Thank you
01:05:49Oh my gosh
01:05:50I really appreciate
01:05:51that catch
01:05:52I almost had a heart attack
01:05:53All right everyone
01:05:54In light of
01:05:55performances
01:05:56and character
01:05:57I am so proud
01:05:59to announce
01:05:59Allison Scott
01:06:01as the new captain
01:06:03Thank you
01:06:04Wow
01:06:07Congratulations
01:06:07Captain Scott
01:06:08I'm proud of you
01:06:09Wanna show me
01:06:11just how proud you are
01:06:14And that's game
01:06:16State loses
01:06:1621 to 35
01:06:20Allie
01:06:21Look I know
01:06:22It's not what you wanted
01:06:23It's okay
01:06:24Because you did good
01:06:25That's all that matters
01:06:26Thanks bro
01:06:27I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:28I'll be right back
01:06:28Ew
01:06:29Don't ever touch me again
01:06:31Weirdo
01:06:31Yo
01:06:32Allison
01:06:33She is
01:06:34Looking good baby
01:06:35Y'all do private shows
01:06:37You know
01:06:38Something with a little extra
01:06:39bump and grind
01:06:40You're so gross
01:06:43Yo what the hell
01:06:44Are you serious
01:06:45What
01:06:46What's going on
01:06:46I'm just waiting
01:06:47for the MVP
01:06:48Don't play with me bitch
01:06:49You've been teasing me
01:06:51for weeks
01:06:51I'm in your dreams
01:06:53How about you spend
01:06:53more time training
01:06:54on the field
01:06:55so that what happens
01:06:56today
01:06:56never happens again
01:06:58You think you're
01:06:59so fucking special
01:07:00Why
01:07:01You know
01:07:02everyone knows
01:07:03how you got
01:07:03the captain's position
01:07:04How
01:07:05By sucking your way
01:07:06to the top
01:07:07I mean that must be
01:07:08how you got out there
01:07:09considering how much
01:07:10you suck
01:07:11while you play
01:07:12You shameless whore
01:07:14Hey
01:07:15I'm more than one
01:07:16I do
01:07:17You're defending
01:07:19your slut's honor
01:07:19huh
01:07:20She's a public bus
01:07:21everybody gets a ride
01:07:24Hey
01:07:25Hey
01:07:25A fuckface
01:07:28You keep my sister's name
01:07:29out of your fucking mouth
01:07:31Hey
01:07:35That's enough
01:07:36What's going on here
01:07:37I mean coach
01:07:38we all saw it
01:07:39Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:40You're gonna hit her
01:07:42Get my office now
01:07:43You
01:07:45With me
01:07:45This is a really nasty cut
01:07:47Okay
01:07:47Let's
01:07:48We should take you to the ER
01:07:49Okay
01:07:51Alright
01:07:52Make sure you're on me
01:07:57It's a really nasty cut
01:07:59Brett
01:07:59You could have broken your hand
01:08:01Yeah well
01:08:02It was totally worth it
01:08:03Never let anybody
01:08:04get away with cheating
01:08:05like that
01:08:06Shut up
01:08:13You know I could
01:08:14kind of get used to this
01:08:15Just having Nurse Allison around
01:08:18Take care of me
01:08:18Help me out
01:08:20Yo guys
01:08:21304
01:08:22I think it's this one
01:08:22Let's go see the hero
01:08:24Oh shit
01:08:25No that's Ron
01:08:26and the whole team
01:08:27They can't see us like this
01:08:28You won't let them
01:08:30Let's tell them
01:08:31Let's tell them the truth
01:08:32In front of
01:08:33the entire team
01:08:36Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38What do you want to do?
01:08:39Let's hide
01:08:40Yeah
01:08:41Okay
01:08:42Alright
01:08:42Alright
01:08:46Brett
01:08:48Brett
01:08:48You in there?
01:08:49Yeah I'm just
01:08:49washing up man
01:08:51God you have no idea
01:08:53how crazy you drive me
01:08:56You know every single time
01:08:57I see you
01:08:57all I can think about
01:08:58is
01:09:02doing this
01:09:04You need a hand man?
01:09:05No I got everything
01:09:06I need
01:09:08right here
01:09:14You gotta be quiet
01:09:18Let's see what I'm not
01:09:19at least
01:09:21Brett stop jerking off
01:09:23and get your ass out here man
01:09:24Hey you know what
01:09:25it takes me a very long time
01:09:27assholes
01:09:37I feel what you do
01:09:38I feel what you do
01:09:42It's kinda hard to mess
01:09:44Yeah
01:09:46Hard to me
01:09:48Brett you gotta
01:09:49speed this up man
01:09:50we got your food
01:09:50it's gonna get cold
01:09:51You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:52I can help you
01:09:53Hey why don't you guys just beat it
01:09:54alright
01:09:54I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:57Alright let's just give him some space
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59Yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:01You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04I think I've earned some uh
01:10:07Alison physical therapy time
01:10:08if you know what I mean
01:10:10You know you could have just asked
01:10:12You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:31Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:33No I think I'm just gonna wash
01:10:35No I think I'm just gonna wash
01:10:44I'm just gonna wash
01:10:44I'm just gonna wash
01:10:47I'm just gonna wash
01:10:50I'm just gonna wash
01:10:51I'm just gonna wash
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this
01:10:55Guaranteed
01:10:56I've heard the half time show's gonna break the internet
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:11:00Sick
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen
01:11:02Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:05Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:10I will end you
01:11:12Leave it
01:11:14Save your applause everyone
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:20She bought it
01:11:21With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:23And her dealer
01:11:25Look no further than your MVP
01:11:28Brett Harrison
01:11:33That's not true
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:36I don't care
01:11:36Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:38Okay?
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:41Just ask them yourself
01:11:43Oh really?
01:11:44Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:51He said he had good stuff
01:11:54But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:57You know that's bullshit
01:11:59I have proof
01:12:03I know real doctors
01:12:04I've got pills
01:12:06Allie
01:12:07No more being blackmailed
01:12:09Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:13This is insane, okay?
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:18Oh sweetie
01:12:18It's all coming out now
01:12:20I saw her taking pills
01:12:21For practice
01:12:22We're trusting you
01:12:24Cheater
01:12:25Son
01:12:27Hey, anybody who messes with her
01:12:29Messes with me
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett
01:12:32She's using you
01:12:33For the clout
01:12:34For the status
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody
01:12:38A total bottom feeder
01:12:39Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:43And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Boo!
01:12:48Boo!
01:12:48Listen, just...
01:12:49Please listen to me
01:12:50Hey everybody, just shut up
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this
01:12:56And here come the pretzels
01:12:58Alright, that's enough!
01:12:59That's enough!
01:13:01Now, in light of these significant allegations
01:13:04As well as the evidence that has been presented
01:13:06I have no choice
01:13:09Allison Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:11From your position as captain of the cheerleader camp
01:13:13Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes
01:13:21Hold on!
01:13:22Hold it!
01:13:23If you would please, look to the Jumbotron
01:13:26I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy
01:13:29The right way
01:13:30No more pills
01:13:30No more purging
01:13:31No more blackmail
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely
01:13:34Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's
01:13:37Take your spells ever again
01:13:38So, what's the catch?
01:13:40We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine
01:13:42This video
01:13:43This is the real conversation
01:13:45Not the edited one that Rita just played
01:13:48Now for the drugs
01:13:50These are the drugs that I gave the girls
01:13:52They're vitamins
01:13:53You can get these at any pharmacy in the world
01:13:56You wanna check these out, Principal?
01:14:00He's right
01:14:02These are common supplements
01:14:03Everybody
01:14:04Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07To take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:09She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply
01:14:11And she's been shaming them
01:14:13Degrading them for the bodies that they have
01:14:15Now every body is different
01:14:16But all bodies are beautiful
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only
01:14:21Because she was a threat
01:14:22She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:25And it's horrible
01:14:27Because Allison
01:14:28She's a beautiful person
01:14:29And she would never do anything like this
01:14:31And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:35That's not true, he's lying
01:14:37She's the one who's been drugging the team
01:14:40Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:45You fucking bitch! You ruined my life!
01:14:48You ruined it yourself
01:17:05Β‘Atlas!
01:17:07Β‘Alison!
01:17:10De manera que no estoy tan sorprendida.
01:17:15Hey, ΒΏsabes lo que?
01:17:17ΒΏQuΓ© es cool, ΒΏverdad?
01:17:19Creo que Γ©l sabΓa antes de que lo hicimos.
01:17:21Lo amo, kid, Scott.
01:17:23Lo amo, too, quarterback.
01:17:36Β‘Gracias!
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