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00:03:41IT'S A SAD SAD STATE OF APPARIES
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00:03:50ORCHESTRA Pos booth
00:03:54it couldn't be worse
00:03:55Could be worse
00:03:57they could be
00:03:58I now put a stake
00:04:00over
00:04:01Just like you
00:04:04and me
00:04:05No wonder
00:04:07and that's all
00:04:09Why, everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must grow.
00:04:18According to plan, our daughter will win.
00:04:21According to plan, our family left.
00:04:25From the depths of deepest poverty.
00:04:30To the noble realm of our ancestry.
00:04:33And who would have guessed in a million years that our daughter with a face of an altar in disgrace
00:04:40would provide our children to a rightful place?
00:04:51Oh, he of the God.
00:04:52What if Victor and I do like each other?
00:04:57As if that has anything to do with marriage.
00:05:00Do you suppose your father and I like each other?
00:05:04Surely you must. A little.
00:05:06Of course not.
00:05:08Get those corsets laced properly.
00:05:10I can hear you speak without gasping.
00:05:19You certainly hooked a winner this time, Victor.
00:05:21Now all you have to do is reel her in.
00:05:24I'm already reeling, Mother.
00:05:25Shouldn't Victoria Everglot be marrying a lord or something?
00:05:29Oh, nonsense. We're every bit as good as the Everglots.
00:05:32I always knew I deserved better than a fish merchant's life.
00:05:36But I've never even spoken to her.
00:05:39Well, at least we have that in our favour.
00:05:43May you silence that blasted coughing!
00:05:51Marriage is a partnership, a little tit for tat.
00:05:55You'd think a lifetime watching us might have taught her that.
00:06:00Might have taught her that.
00:06:02Everything must be perfect.
00:06:04Perfect must be perfect.
00:06:05Everything must be perfect, perfect.
00:06:08That's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing,
00:06:13One must go!
00:06:15The courage is done!
00:06:21Look at the way he's standing. Look!
00:06:23It's like he's got wickets or something.
00:06:25What's it?
00:06:25Oh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
00:06:31Oh!
00:06:34Oh!
00:06:34Oh, my goodness!
00:06:35Oh, such grandeur!
00:06:37Such impeccable teeth!
00:06:39Oh, beautiful, innit?
00:06:42Hmph!
00:06:43It's not as big as our place, dear.
00:06:47Hmm, no, a bit shabby, really, isn't it?
00:06:50Shallow!
00:06:51Oh!
00:06:51Lord and Lady Everglot, Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort.
00:06:58Why, you must be Miss Victoria.
00:07:00Oh, yes, I must say, you don't look a day over twenty.
00:07:04No, yes.
00:07:06Smile, darling, smile.
00:07:13Well, hello, what a pleasure.
00:07:16Welcome to our home.
00:07:18Oh, thank you.
00:07:20We will be taking tea in the West Drawing Room.
00:07:25Well, do come this way, yes, just for the...
00:07:27Oh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:07:30Who is your decorator?
00:07:32Nice tiles. Shame about the drinks.
00:07:34Oh, my husband says such foolish things. Ignoring.
00:07:38Ah, yes, it's usually best.
00:08:17Oh, my husband says such foolish things.
00:08:18My father says such foolish things, and yet I'm favouring up.
00:09:18Excuse me.
00:09:22Mother won't let me near the piano.
00:09:24Music is improper for a young lady.
00:09:28Too passionate, she says.
00:09:30If I may ask, Miss Everglot,
00:09:34where is your chaperone?
00:09:36Perhaps, in view of the circumstances,
00:09:42you could call me Victoria.
00:09:45Yes, of course.
00:09:48Victoria?
00:09:49Yes?
00:09:50Victor?
00:09:52Tomorrow we are to be...
00:09:59Married.
00:10:00Yes.
00:10:02Married.
00:10:04Since I was a child, I've dreamt of my wedding day.
00:10:09I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with.
00:10:12Someone to spend the rest of my life with.
00:10:16Silly, isn't it?
00:10:17Yes, silly.
00:10:19No.
00:10:20No, not at all.
00:10:22No.
00:10:22Oh, dear.
00:10:24I'm sorry.
00:10:31What impropriety is this?
00:10:34You shouldn't be alone together.
00:10:37Here it is, one minute before five,
00:10:39and you're not at the rehearsal.
00:10:40Master Galswells is waiting.
00:10:43Come at once.
00:10:46Master Mandort, from the beginning, again.
00:10:51With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
00:10:56Your cup will never empty,
00:10:59for I will be your wine.
00:11:03With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:11:09With this, with this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:11:15Let's try it again.
00:11:17Yes.
00:11:18Yes, sir.
00:11:19With this candle.
00:11:23This candle.
00:11:27This candle.
00:11:29Shall I get up there and do it for you?
00:11:31Don't get all the flatter, do you?
00:11:33Oh.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:39With this candle.
00:11:43Continue.
00:11:46Get the door, Emil.
00:11:49Let's just pick it up at the candle bit.
00:11:55A Lord Barkus, sir.
00:12:01I haven't ahead for dates.
00:12:04Apparently, I'm a day early for the ceremony.
00:12:08You see, from your side of the family.
00:12:11I can't recall.
00:12:12Emil, a seat for Lord Barkus.
00:12:20Do carry on.
00:12:23Let's try it again, shall we, Master Van Dort?
00:12:28Yes.
00:12:29Yes, sir.
00:12:30Certainly.
00:12:31Right.
00:12:32Right.
00:12:33Oh!
00:12:34Right.
00:12:35With this...
00:12:37This...
00:12:38Hand.
00:12:40With this...
00:12:41Hand.
00:12:43I...
00:12:44Will...
00:12:44Oh!
00:12:45Three steps!
00:12:46Three!
00:12:47Can you not count?
00:12:48Do you not wish to be married, Master Van Dort?
00:12:51No!
00:12:52No!
00:12:52You do not?
00:12:53No!
00:12:54I meant, no, I do not, not wish to be married.
00:12:58That is, I want very much to...
00:12:59Ow!
00:13:00Pay attention!
00:13:01Have you even remembered to bring the ring?
00:13:05The ring?
00:13:05Yes.
00:13:06Of course.
00:13:10Oh!
00:13:11Dropping the ring!
00:13:12Oh, no!
00:13:12He's dropped the ring!
00:13:13This boy doesn't want to get married!
00:13:16Disgrace!
00:13:17Excuse me.
00:13:18Got it.
00:13:20Oh!
00:13:21Oh!
00:13:21Oh!
00:13:23Out of the way, you niddy!
00:13:26Oh, dear.
00:13:27Oh, my.
00:13:27Get here.
00:13:27Oh, my.
00:13:28Help.
00:13:29Demand, you see?
00:13:30Oh, my.
00:13:31Oh, I hope it doesn't stain.
00:13:34Stop flooding it, you fool!
00:13:39Get a bucket!
00:13:40Get a bucket!
00:13:41I'm on my way, dear.
00:13:43Yes.
00:13:43Oh, dear.
00:13:44Oh, dear.
00:13:52Enough!
00:13:54This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared.
00:13:59Young man, learn your vows.
00:14:19Well, he's quite the catch, isn't he?
00:14:39Oh, Victoria.
00:14:41She must think I'm such a fool.
00:14:43This day couldn't get any worse.
00:14:45Hear ye!
00:14:46Hear ye!
00:14:47Rehearsal in ruins as man-good-boy causes chaos!
00:14:52Fishy-fueled-say could be canned!
00:14:56Ever got so fired up as Van Doorn disaster ruins rehearsal!
00:15:03It really shouldn't be all that difficult.
00:15:06It's just a few simple vows.
00:15:09With this hand, I will take your wine.
00:15:13No.
00:15:16With this hand, I will cup your...
00:15:19Oh, goodness, no.
00:15:22With this, with this, with this candle, I will...
00:15:31I will...
00:15:33I will set your mother on fire.
00:15:37Oh, it's no use.
00:15:52With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
00:15:57Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
00:16:03Ah, Mrs. Everglot.
00:16:05You look ravishing this evening.
00:16:08What's that, Mr. Everglot?
00:16:10Call you Dad, if you insist, sir.
00:16:14With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:16:18With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:16:50Oh, my God.
00:17:18I do.
00:17:30I do.
00:17:56I do.
00:18:36I do.
00:18:37I do.
00:18:48You may kiss the bride.
00:18:58A new arrival!
00:19:00He must have fainted. Are you all right?
00:19:02What? What happened?
00:19:04By Jove, man. Looks like we've got ourselves a breather.
00:19:07Does he have a dead brother?
00:19:09He's still soft.
00:19:13Adoste him!
00:19:20To the newlyweds!
00:19:23Newlyweds?
00:19:24Ah, in the woods, you said your vows so perfectly.
00:19:29I did? I did.
00:19:32Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
00:19:35Bonjour!
00:19:35Coming through! Coming through!
00:19:40My name is Paul. I am the head waiter.
00:19:43I will be creating your wedding feast.
00:19:47Wedding feast? I'm salivating.
00:19:50Maggots.
00:19:52Oh!
00:19:53Hey!
00:19:54Keep away!
00:20:02I've got a... I've got a... dwarf. And I'm not afraid to use him. I want some questions. Now!
00:20:09Answers. I think you mean answers.
00:20:12Thank you. Yes, answers. I need answers.
00:20:14What's going on here? Where am I? Who are you?
00:20:18Well, that's kind of a long story.
00:20:21What a story it is.
00:20:24A tragic tale of romance, passion, and a murder most foul.
00:20:30This is going to be good.
00:20:33Hit it, boys.
00:20:46Hey!
00:20:47Give me a listen, you corpses of cheer.
00:20:50At least those of you, you've still got an ear.
00:20:53I'll tell you a story and make a skeleton cry.
00:20:55Of our own jubiliciously lovely corpse pride.
00:20:59Get the guy we're out ask me.
00:21:02Don't wear a crown.
00:21:03Because it's really okay.
00:21:05You might drag high.
00:21:06And you might grab gray.
00:21:07But we all end up resurrecting the day.
00:21:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:21:12That's right!
00:21:13Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:21:16Well, our girl was a beauty nun for miles around.
00:21:20When a mysterious stranger came into town.
00:21:22He was plenty good-looking, but down on his cash.
00:21:26And our poor little baby, she fell hard and fast when her daddy said no.
00:21:30She just couldn't count, so our lovers came up with a plan to elope.
00:21:35Die, die, we all pass away.
00:21:38We're going to run, but it's really okay.
00:21:41You might try and hide, and hide, and play.
00:21:43But we all end up, so the days are okay.
00:21:47Yeah, yeah, die, yeah, yeah.
00:21:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:02Oh, yeah.
00:22:04Oh, yeah. Come on, boys, pick it up.
00:22:10Yeah, I like it.
00:22:13Okay, Chauncey, take it.
00:22:17Yeah.
00:22:18Oh!
00:22:19Oh!
00:22:20Oh!
00:22:21Oh!
00:22:22Oh!
00:22:24Oh!
00:22:25Oh!
00:22:26Oh!
00:22:27Oh!
00:22:28Oh!
00:22:28Oh!
00:22:31Oh!
00:22:33Oh!
00:22:34That's nice!
00:22:36Yeah!
00:22:37So they conjured up a plan to meet late at night.
00:22:40It turned out a soul kept the whole thing tight.
00:22:43Now her mother's wedding dress fit like a glove.
00:22:46You don't fit much when you're really in love.
00:22:48Except for a few things, or so I'm told.
00:22:51Like the family jewels and a satchel of gold.
00:22:54Then next to the graveyard by the old oak tree.
00:22:56On a dark foggy night at a quarter to three.
00:22:59She was ready to go.
00:23:00But where was he?
00:23:03And then?
00:23:04She waited.
00:23:06And then?
00:23:06There are the shadows.
00:23:08Was it the man?
00:23:09And then?
00:23:09A little heartbeat so loud.
00:23:12And then?
00:23:13And then, baby.
00:23:15Everything went black.
00:23:18Now when she opened her eyes, she was dead as dust.
00:23:21Tools were missing and her heart was bust.
00:23:24So she made a vow lying under that tree.
00:23:27Then she'd wait for her true love to come set her free.
00:23:30Always waiting for someone to ask for her hand.
00:23:33To get out of the blue.
00:23:34Cause it's groovy young man.
00:23:36Who bowed us forever to be by her side.
00:23:39And that's the story ever gone through.
00:23:43And that's the only tale of the dark one.
00:23:47To get out of the dark one.
00:23:48To get out of the dark one.
00:23:48If I try and try and play, I'll tell you.
00:23:51If I like it.
00:23:55If I'm nothing I'll do.
00:23:57Let them do.
00:23:57See you.
00:24:10Victoria, come away from the window.
00:24:14Oh, I'm sure he'll be back shortly.
00:24:16He's terrified of the dark.
00:24:18In fact, when he was a boy,
00:24:20he used to wet his combinations regularly, didn't he, will you?
00:24:24End up!
00:24:28Ah, Lord Barkis.
00:24:31I trust the room is to your liking.
00:24:34You are a most gracious, Hestis.
00:24:36Which is why it pains me to be the bearer of such bad news.
00:24:47Would you care to repeat tonight's headline for us?
00:24:51Hear ye! Hear ye!
00:24:53Victor Van Dork seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman.
00:24:58The dark-haired temptress and master Van Dork slipped away into the night.
00:25:03And now the willow, scared of shallows, follow.
00:25:05That will be all.
00:25:10Mystery woman?
00:25:11He doesn't even know any women.
00:25:14Or so you thought.
00:25:16Do call for me if you need my assistance.
00:25:20In any way.
00:25:24Good heavens, Phyllis, what shall we do?
00:25:27Fetch me musket.
00:25:28Oh, William, do something.
00:25:30Um, the town cryer probably just had a slow news day.
00:25:33You know how it is, you need something to cry about.
00:25:36Regardless, we are one room short for the wedding to buy.
00:25:40Not to mention the financial implications.
00:25:44The most scandalous embarrassment for us all will...
00:25:47Give us a chance to find him.
00:25:49We beg of you.
00:25:50Just give us until dawn.
00:25:52Very well.
00:25:53Till dawn.
00:25:55Victor, darling, where are you?
00:25:58If you ask me, your boyfriend is kind of jumpy.
00:26:03He's not my boyfriend.
00:26:04He's my husband.
00:26:05Victor?
00:26:06Where have you gone?
00:26:08I'll keep an eye out for him.
00:26:10Victor?
00:26:15There he goes.
00:26:16There he goes.
00:26:17He's getting away.
00:26:19Quick, quick.
00:26:20Have to.
00:26:21Victor?
00:26:29Victor?
00:26:31Where have you gone?
00:26:40Married, huh?
00:26:41I'm a widow.
00:26:42Oh, how rude.
00:26:44He went that way.
00:26:47Victor?
00:26:50Victor, darling.
00:26:53Please.
00:26:54There's been a mistake.
00:26:55I'm not dead.
00:26:56I'm not dead.
00:26:58Oh.
00:27:00Excuse me.
00:27:02Excuse me.
00:27:04Excuse me.
00:27:08Victor?
00:27:11Dead end.
00:27:13Victor?
00:27:15Victor?
00:27:15Hello?
00:27:17Hello?
00:27:24I could have used the stairs, silly.
00:27:27Oh.
00:27:28Ow.
00:27:30Oh, isn't the view beautiful?
00:27:32It takes my breath away.
00:27:35Well, it would if I had any.
00:27:39Isn't it romantic?
00:27:50Look, I am terribly sorry about what's happened to you, and I'd like to help, but I really
00:27:55need to get home.
00:27:56This is your home now?
00:27:57But I don't even know your name.
00:27:59Well, that's a great way to start a marriage.
00:28:03Shut up.
00:28:06It's Emily.
00:28:08Emily.
00:28:09Oh, I almost forgot.
00:28:11I have something for you.
00:28:14It's a wedding present.
00:28:52Scraps?
00:28:57Scraps?
00:28:58My dog, Scraps!
00:29:02Oh, Scraps, what a good boy.
00:29:05I knew you'd be happy to see him.
00:29:08Who's my good boy?
00:29:09Sit.
00:29:10Sit, Scraps.
00:29:11Sit.
00:29:12Good boy, Scraps.
00:29:14Roll over.
00:29:15Roll over.
00:29:16Good boy, Scraps.
00:29:18Play dead.
00:29:20Sorry.
00:29:22Oh, what a cutie.
00:29:24You should have seen him with fur.
00:29:27Mother never approved of Scraps jumping up like this.
00:29:30But then again, she never approved of anything.
00:29:34Do you think she would have approved of me?
00:29:37You're lucky you'll never have to meet her.
00:29:41Well, actually, now that you mention it, I think you should.
00:29:48In fact, since we're, you know, married, you should definitely meet her.
00:29:55And my father, too.
00:29:56We should go and see them right now.
00:29:58Oh, what a fantastic idea.
00:30:00Where are they buried?
00:30:01Oh.
00:30:03Oh, what is it?
00:30:04They're not from around here.
00:30:06Where are they?
00:30:08Oh, they're still alive.
00:30:10I'm afraid so.
00:30:12Oh, well, that is a problem.
00:30:13What's that, Scraps?
00:30:15Oh, no.
00:30:16We couldn't possibly.
00:30:19Oh, well.
00:30:21They put it like that.
00:30:22What?
00:30:24Elder Godnacht.
00:30:34Shh.
00:30:35Scraps.
00:30:35Elder Godnacht.
00:30:37Are you there?
00:30:43Hello?
00:30:44Is anyone home?
00:30:46Hello?
00:30:49Hello?
00:30:59There you are.
00:31:02Oh, my dear.
00:31:03There you are.
00:31:05I brought my husband, Victor.
00:31:07What's that?
00:31:08Husband?
00:31:10Pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:31:13We need to go up.
00:31:15Upstairs?
00:31:16To visit the land of the living.
00:31:18Land of the living?
00:31:22Oh, my dear.
00:31:24Oh, my dear.
00:31:25Please, Elder Godnacht.
00:31:26Now, why go up there when people are dying to get down here?
00:31:30Sir, I beg you to help.
00:31:32It means so much to me.
00:31:34Us?
00:31:35I don't know.
00:31:37I don't know.
00:31:37It's just not natural.
00:31:39Please, Elder Godnacht.
00:31:41Surely there must be something you can do.
00:31:45Let me see what I can do.
00:31:48Where did I put that book?
00:31:58You have to clear somewhere.
00:32:03Oh, there's the one.
00:32:13Um.
00:32:19I have it.
00:32:21A Ukrainian haunting spell.
00:32:24Just the thing for these quick trips.
00:32:27So glad you thought of this.
00:32:29Me, too.
00:32:54Now, then.
00:32:57Where were we?
00:32:59The Ukrainian haunting spell.
00:33:01Ah.
00:33:10Ah, here we have it.
00:33:12Ready?
00:33:14Just remember, when you want to come back, say, hopscotch.
00:33:18Hopscotch?
00:33:19That's it.
00:33:20That's it.
00:33:27Oh.
00:33:36I spent so long in the darkness.
00:33:39I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moon light is.
00:34:11Psst! Hey, I think you dropped something.
00:34:33Hold on, hold on. I think I should prepare mother and father for the big news.
00:34:42I'll go ahead and you wait here. Perfect. I won't be long. Stay right here.
00:34:52I'll be right back. Okay. No peeking.
00:35:27Then, you'll have to use a rope.
00:35:52I'll be right back.
00:35:56Just like he said.
00:35:58If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you had lost your mind.
00:36:02I'm sure he has a perfectly good reason for taking so long.
00:36:07I'm sure he does. Why don't you go ask him?
00:36:11All right, I will.
00:36:12After all, he couldn't get far with those cold feet.
00:36:15I'll be right back.
00:36:16I'll be right back.
00:36:18I'll be right back.
00:36:23I'll be right back.
00:36:24Damn!
00:36:34Oh, my God.
00:36:55Victoria.
00:36:56Victor, I'm so happy to see you.
00:36:59Come by the fire.
00:37:00Where have you been?
00:37:01Are you all right?
00:37:04I... I...
00:37:05Oh, dear.
00:37:07You're as cold as death.
00:37:09What's happened to you?
00:37:11Your coat?
00:37:14Victoria,
00:37:15I confess,
00:37:18this morning
00:37:19I was terrified of marriage.
00:37:22But then, on meeting you,
00:37:25I felt I should be with you always
00:37:27and that our wedding
00:37:29could not come soon enough.
00:37:34Victor,
00:37:36I feel the same.
00:37:41Victoria!
00:37:44I seem to find myself married
00:37:48and you should know
00:37:49it's unexpected.
00:37:54I just wanted to meet...
00:38:00Darling?
00:38:01Who's this?
00:38:03Who is she?
00:38:04I'm his wife.
00:38:08Victor?
00:38:09Victoria, wait.
00:38:09You don't understand.
00:38:11She's dead.
00:38:12Look.
00:38:13Yeah.
00:38:17Oh, gosh.
00:38:19Oh!
00:38:20No!
00:38:22No!
00:38:22Victoria!
00:38:23Victoria!
00:38:28You lied to me!
00:38:30Just to get back
00:38:32to that other woman!
00:38:33Don't you understand?
00:38:35You're the other woman.
00:38:36No!
00:38:37You're married to me!
00:38:39She's the other woman!
00:38:44She's got a point.
00:38:47And I thought...
00:38:48I thought this was all
00:38:50going so well!
00:38:52Oh!
00:38:53Oh!
00:38:54Oh!
00:38:54Oh!
00:38:55Oh!
00:38:57Oh!
00:38:58Oh!
00:38:58Oh!
00:38:59Oh!
00:39:00Oh!
00:39:01Look, I'm sorry, but
00:39:04this just can't work.
00:39:06Why not?
00:39:09It's my eye, isn't it?
00:39:11No.
00:39:12Your eye is...
00:39:14lovely.
00:39:16It's under different
00:39:18circumstances, Will.
00:39:20Who knows?
00:39:21But we're just too different.
00:39:23I mean, you're dead.
00:39:26You should have thought
00:39:27about that before you
00:39:27asked me to marry you.
00:39:29Why can't you understand?
00:39:30It was a mistake.
00:39:31I would never marry you.
00:39:57I would never marry you.
00:39:59I would never marry you.
00:40:03Roses for eternal love.
00:40:06Lilies for sweetness.
00:40:12Baby's breath.
00:40:19Why so blue?
00:40:21Maybe he's right.
00:40:22Maybe we are too different.
00:40:24Maybe he should have his head examined.
00:40:28I could do it.
00:40:30Well, perhaps he does belong with her.
00:40:32Little Miss Living.
00:40:34With her rosy cheeks and beating heart.
00:40:38Oh, those girls are ten a penny.
00:40:40You've got so much more.
00:40:42You've got...
00:40:43You've got...
00:40:44You've got a wonderful personality.
00:40:54What does that wispy little brat have that you don't have done?
00:40:59She can't hold a candle to the beauty of your smile.
00:41:03How about a pulse?
00:41:04Overrated by a mile.
00:41:06Overfair.
00:41:07Overblown.
00:41:07If he only knew the you that we know.
00:41:12And that silly little creature isn't wearing his ring.
00:41:15And she doesn't play piano.
00:41:17Or dance.
00:41:18Or sing.
00:41:19No, she doesn't compare.
00:41:21But she still breathes air.
00:41:22Who cares?
00:41:23Unimportant.
00:41:24Overrated.
00:41:25Overblown.
00:41:26If only he could see how special you can be.
00:41:29If he only knew the you that we know.
00:41:38If I touch a burning candle, I can feel the pain.
00:41:44If you cut me with a knife, it's still the same.
00:41:56If you cut me with a knife, it's still the same.
00:42:16And I know how hard it's beating.
00:42:18Everybody knows that's just a temporary state, which is cured very quickly when we meet our fate.
00:42:25Who cares?
00:42:26Unimportant.
00:42:26Overrated.
00:42:27Overblown.
00:42:28If only he could see how special he can be.
00:42:32If he only knew that you'd have breathed.
00:42:41If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain.
00:42:46In the ice or in the sun, it's all the same.
00:42:52Yet I feel my heart is aching, though it doesn't heat, it's breaking.
00:42:59And the pain here that I feel, try and tell me it's not real.
00:43:05I know that I am dead, yet it seems that I still have some tears to shed.
00:43:22It's true, Mother.
00:43:24Victor is married to a dead woman.
00:43:27I saw her.
00:43:28A corpse.
00:43:30Standing right here with Victor.
00:43:32Victor was in your room?
00:43:34I have to help him.
00:43:35The scandal!
00:43:36Oh, come sit in your chair, dearie.
00:43:39You're shaking like a leaf.
00:43:41Let Hilda fetch your blanket.
00:43:43Fetch her a straitjacket.
00:43:45She's completely mad.
00:43:47Come, hold God.
00:43:56Oh, come sit in your chair.
00:44:21Oh, come sit in your chair.
00:44:22Everyone has come to bed at once.
00:44:45What a level of name.
00:44:51Who could that be at this time?
00:44:56Miss Everglot, what are you doing here?
00:44:59You should be at home, prostrate with grief.
00:45:02Pastor Corsworth, I have to ask you something.
00:45:05This is most irregular.
00:45:06Please, I beg of you.
00:45:08You are the only one in the village who knows of what awaits beyond the grave.
00:45:13A grim topic for a bride to be.
00:45:16It is a bride, I fear.
00:45:19Which is why I must know.
00:45:21Can the living marry the dead?
00:45:24What on earth are you speaking about?
00:45:27Please, it's Victor.
00:45:28He's married to a corpse.
00:45:30He has a corpse bride.
00:45:32There must be some way to undo what's been done.
00:45:38I believe I know the thing to do.
00:45:42Come with me.
00:45:47Victoria, where are your corsets?
00:45:49She's speaking in tongues of unholy alliances.
00:45:53Her mind has come undone, I fear.
00:45:55It's not true.
00:45:56Let me go.
00:45:57Let me go.
00:45:58Thank you, Pastor Galswells.
00:46:00Thank you so very much.
00:46:03Take her to her room.
00:46:05No, I'm telling the truth.
00:46:07Victor needs my help.
00:46:09Hilsagard, you believe me, don't you?
00:46:11Mother, father, please.
00:46:14Seal the doors and bar the windows.
00:46:16See to it that she doesn't escape again.
00:46:19He needs our help.
00:46:21Let me go.
00:46:22Let me go.
00:46:24Will the mortification never cease?
00:46:28It will be years before we can show ourselves in public again.
00:46:32What shall we do?
00:46:33We shall continue as Blair, with or without Vincent.
00:46:37Victor.
00:46:37Whatever.
00:46:39For that boy to toss aside a young woman like Victoria, it's positively criminal.
00:46:46Why, if I had a woman like your daughter on my arm, I would lavish her with riches befitting royalty.
00:46:55Your lady wife is a most fortunate woman.
00:46:59Thus, I am not married.
00:47:01I was betrothed some years ago, but tragedy snatched my young bride away.
00:47:08When one lives alone, wealth counts for naught.
00:47:21Marvelous news, Victoria.
00:47:23There'll be a wedding after all.
00:47:25You found him?
00:47:26Make haste, my dear.
00:47:28Our relatives will arrive at any moment.
00:47:30We must have you looking presentable for Lord Barkis.
00:47:35Lord Barkis?
00:47:37He will make a fine husband.
00:47:39I have fortuitous turn of events indeed.
00:47:42A far better prospect this time.
00:47:44But I do not love him.
00:47:46You cannot make me do this.
00:47:48We must.
00:47:49Please, I beg of you.
00:47:51There must be another way.
00:47:53Without your marriage to Lord Barkis, we shall be forced penniless into the street.
00:47:58We are destitute.
00:48:00But, Victor...
00:48:01Victor Van Doerter's gone, child.
00:48:04You shall marry Lord Barkis tomorrow.
00:48:10According to plan!
00:48:36Oh, my dad.
00:48:37Oh, my dad.
00:48:43Oh, don't look at me that way.
00:48:45You have only to suffer this union until death do us part.
00:48:49And that will come sooner than you think.
00:48:55Oh, it's almost dawn.
00:48:57Where could he be?
00:48:58Victor Van Doerter elopes with corpse.
00:49:02Heart-broken bride to wed wealthy newcomer.
00:49:05Wealthy newcomer.
00:49:07It cannot be.
00:49:08Did he say corpse?
00:49:10Oh, don't be ridiculous.
00:49:12What corpse would marry our victor?
00:49:16Mayhew!
00:49:18Silence that blasted coffin!
00:49:37Please式!
00:49:37What if you are trying to kill us?
00:49:40Tom G Geoffrey is trying to kill us!
00:49:45Can I reach you to those who are trying to kill us!
00:50:23I think you dropped this.
00:50:34I'm sorry.
00:50:36I'm sorry I lied to you about wanting to see my parents.
00:50:40It's just this whole day hasn't gone quite well.
00:50:46According to plan.
00:50:48I'm sorry.
00:50:51I'm sorry.
00:51:54Pardon, my enthusiasm.
00:51:56I like your enthusiasm.
00:52:03You will love you! You will love you!
00:52:06No, it's up!
00:52:08Oh, speak, no!
00:52:10A very good voice, speak, speak.
00:52:12Bonjour, bienvenue, drinks for everyone.
00:52:16Another pint, sir?
00:52:17No, no, no, no, just a half.
00:52:24It is impossible to get good help anymore.
00:52:27Welcoming committee! Coming through! Coming through!
00:52:30My name's Plum.
00:52:32Miss Plum.
00:52:34Mayhew?
00:52:37Mayhew!
00:52:37Oh, how nice to see you!
00:52:41I'm so sorry.
00:52:43Oh, yeah.
00:52:44Actually, though, I feel great.
00:52:49Hurry up, boys!
00:52:50The granulofil, the gentleman, is parched!
00:52:54Mayhew, I have to get back.
00:52:57They all must be worried sick.
00:52:59How is everyone?
00:53:00Well, they're still wondering where you slipped off to.
00:53:04Oh, and, er, Miss Victoria.
00:53:06Yes, yes, how is she?
00:53:08Well, she's getting married this evening.
00:53:11What?
00:53:12Married to who?
00:53:13Some newcomer.
00:53:14My lord, somebody or other.
00:53:17But that's impossible.
00:53:18Yeah, with you going on.
00:53:21I guess they didn't want to waste the cake.
00:53:24Yeah.
00:53:25Yeah.
00:53:26But how could she?
00:53:28Webber.
00:53:29You can't live with them.
00:53:31You can't live with them.
00:53:35Time to pick up the pieces and, you know, have a move on, I suppose.
00:53:40Oi, speaking of picking up the pieces.
00:53:47Victor?
00:53:48Where are you going?
00:53:53Miss Victoria, we must leave Father Church now.
00:53:58Yesterday, I thought my wedding would be happy.
00:54:02Now I feel like I'm caught in the tide, called out to sea.
00:54:06The sea leads to many places, dearie.
00:54:11Maybe you'll land somewhere better.
00:54:20With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:54:30With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:54:40I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:55:03I'm too late.
00:55:09Oh, Sprint, what am I to do?
00:55:12I just woke up without saying a word.
00:55:16Are all men like this?
00:55:17Well, I'm afraid none of them are very bright.
00:55:20They get something stuck in their heads and you can't do a thing with them.
00:55:25My dear, we have to talk.
00:55:28Let me tell her, please.
00:55:29Let me tell her.
00:55:31What?
00:55:32There is a complication with your marriage.
00:55:35We don't understand.
00:55:38The vows are binding only until death do you part.
00:55:42What?
00:55:43What are you saying?
00:55:44Death has already parted you.
00:55:48He finds out he'll leave.
00:55:50Death, there must be something you can do.
00:55:53Well, there is one way.
00:55:55Oh, please, please, let me tell her.
00:55:58It requires the greatest sacrifice.
00:56:01Go on, get to the good part.
00:56:04What is it?
00:56:05We have to kill him.
00:56:07What?
00:56:08Victor would have to give up the life he had forever.
00:56:13He would need to repeat his vows in the land of the living and drink from the wine of ages.
00:56:21Poison.
00:56:22This would stop his heart forever.
00:56:26Only then would he be free to give it to you.
00:56:32I could never ask him.
00:56:37You don't have to.
00:56:42I'll do it.
00:56:43My boy, if you choose this path, you may never return to the world above me.
00:56:49Do you understand?
00:56:54I do.
00:56:56Gather round.
00:56:58Gather round, everybody.
00:57:03We've decided to do this thing properly.
00:57:05So grab what you can and follow us.
00:57:09We're moving this wedding party upstairs.
00:57:12Upstairs?
00:57:13I didn't know we had an upstairs.
00:57:16Sounds creepy.
00:57:17Let's go.
00:57:18Up, up.
00:57:19Wedding, a wedding.
00:57:20We're going to get out of the wedding.
00:57:24Hold on, Victor.
00:57:26I don't have a wedding.
00:57:27You can't get married looking like that.
00:57:30The slightest think you're very cute, but fullness knows you need a suit.
00:57:34But have no fears when quite a debt will have you.
00:57:36Looking lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely bit.
00:57:41A little sitch, a little tux, a tender loving care.
00:57:44A little thread will fix you up, and we've got plenty, as you see.
00:57:48And personally guarantee your quality repairs.
00:57:51And later in our fix the mess, we're going to do our very best.
00:57:54And every morning session, they will all be quite impressed.
00:57:57They will all be quite impressed.
00:58:02Already?
00:58:02We're going to have...
00:58:03A wedding cake is no mistake.
00:58:05It must be quite sublime.
00:58:07They're missing something.
00:58:08Try some dust.
00:58:08I wish I had more time.
00:58:10Perhaps there's something I can do.
00:58:12These bones might have a bit.
00:58:13That's my nose.
00:58:14Sorry.
00:58:15Wait a minute.
00:58:16That's it.
00:58:16Voila!
00:58:17A little that.
00:58:17A little this.
00:58:18The perfect cake is not to miss a wedding.
00:58:21A wedding.
00:58:22We're going to have a wedding.
00:58:24Huzzah!
00:58:25Huzzah!
00:58:26We're going to have a wedding.
00:58:27A wedding.
00:58:28Hey!
00:58:29Let's open up the chipmars.
00:58:31The bride is getting married today.
00:58:35Hooray!
00:58:36The one thing you can surely say is we will stand inside.
00:58:39Until the end, we will defend our one and only bride.
00:58:42Our bride, we are bride.
00:58:44We are lovely for pride.
00:58:46Huzzah!
00:58:46Huzzah!
00:58:47Hooray!
00:58:47The bride is getting married today.
00:58:49Hooray!
00:58:52There she is!
00:58:53There she comes.
00:58:55Hooray!
00:59:00Hooray!
00:59:01The bride is here.
00:59:03She's waiting for this day,
00:59:05for many a year.
00:59:07For this day, for this day,
00:59:09our hopes and our pride.
00:59:11The bride is here.
00:59:13Here comes the bride.
00:59:17We're going to ride, we're going to ride
00:59:21For this day, for this day, we're going to score
00:59:25We're going to have our friends and work together
00:59:30To make it the perfect place she's always dreamed
00:59:34Our hopes and our pride, our pride, our loving pride
00:59:41We're going to have a party like no one has ever seen
00:59:45We're living in the land above, we'll not know where they'd be
00:59:48We're going to have a party like no one has ever seen
00:59:54We are going to have a party like no one has ever seen
01:00:02Up to the land of the living to celebrate
01:00:08We're going to deepiene
01:00:16Oh dear
01:00:18Oh dear
01:00:21Shh
01:00:21I'm going nowhere
01:00:23Shit
01:00:27OK
01:00:29Your clips
01:00:31Quiet down now, everyone
01:00:35Mm-hmm.
01:00:41Elegant.
01:00:43Cultured.
01:00:45Radiant.
01:00:47Victoria has found a husband
01:00:49with all these qualities
01:00:51and more.
01:00:54Serendipity brought us together
01:00:56and no force on earth
01:00:59could tear us apart.
01:01:22There's an eye in me soup.
01:01:34Oh, sorry.
01:01:42Fetch me, musket.
01:01:44Fetch your own musket.
01:01:45I'm off.
01:01:46It's coming through.
01:01:46It's coming through.
01:01:51Excuse me.
01:01:52You don't know me,
01:01:53but I used to live
01:01:55in your dead mother.
01:01:57Hey, hold on there.
01:01:59I love a woman
01:02:01with meat on her bones.
01:02:04Phyllis,
01:02:05who invited these people?
01:02:08They must be from your side,
01:02:10the family.
01:02:10Certainly not.
01:02:11Why, my grandfather Everglot
01:02:13could see this
01:02:14if he'd be turning in his grave.
01:02:16Finish.
01:02:19Where do you keep the spirits?
01:02:30In other news...
01:02:31The dead wolf, the earth!
01:02:39Get back!
01:02:40Don't go and sneak up on me!
01:02:43Get back!
01:02:45I'll give you such a water!
01:02:59No!
01:03:16Grandpa?
01:03:18Grandpa?
01:03:21Bounder!
01:03:23Sweetie Pie!
01:03:24Monster!
01:03:24Buttercup!
01:03:25Kate!
01:03:26Gertrude!
01:03:28Palfreed!
01:03:29Oh!
01:03:31You've been dead for 15 years!
01:03:34Frankly, my dear,
01:03:35I don't give a damn.
01:03:50Right.
01:03:51That's it.
01:03:51We're going to take
01:03:53whatever money we can
01:03:54and get out of here.
01:03:56Money?
01:03:57What money?
01:03:58Your dowry.
01:03:59It's my right!
01:04:01My parents don't have any money.
01:04:03It's my marriage to you
01:04:05that will save them
01:04:06from the poorhouse.
01:04:08The poorhouse?
01:04:10You're lying!
01:04:11It isn't true!
01:04:13Tell me that you're lying!
01:04:14Did things not go
01:04:16according to your plan,
01:04:17Lord Barkus?
01:04:18Well, perhaps
01:04:20in disappointment
01:04:20we are perfectly matched.
01:04:42Be gone, ye demons,
01:04:44from hell!
01:04:45Back to the void
01:04:46from which you came!
01:04:48You shall not enter here!
01:04:51Back!
01:04:53Back!
01:04:54Keep it down!
01:04:55We're in a church!
01:04:56Evening!
01:04:57Come on!
01:04:57We're in a church!
01:05:02Come on!
01:05:05Come on!
01:05:09Come on!
01:05:10Come on!
01:05:12Come on!
01:05:16Come on!
01:05:34Dearly beloved and departed, we are gathered here today to join this man and this corpse
01:05:41in marriage.
01:05:46Victor!
01:05:48Shh!
01:05:50You're living first.
01:05:54With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
01:06:00Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
01:06:06Now you?
01:06:12With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
01:06:18Your cup will never empty, for I will be...
01:06:34Go on, my dear.
01:06:37Your cup will never empty, for I will be...
01:06:47I will be your wine.
01:06:58I can't.
01:07:00What's wrong?
01:07:03This is wrong.
01:07:04This is wrong.
01:07:07I was a bride.
01:07:09My dreams were taken from me.
01:07:13Well, now...
01:07:14Now I've stolen them from someone else.
01:07:18I love you, Victor.
01:07:20I love you, Victor.
01:07:23But you're not mine.
01:07:29Victoria.
01:07:34I love you, Victor.
01:07:46I love you, Victor.
01:08:01ever after but you forget she's still my wife I'll not leave here empty-handed
01:08:17you but but I left you this woman is obviously delusional
01:08:34I'm sorry to cut things short but we must be on our way take your hands off her do I
01:08:42have to kill you
01:08:47Victor! Catch! I'm sorry
01:09:03Oh! Sacre bleu!
01:09:07Okay, you're playing fair sir
01:09:17Oh!
01:09:22Oh!
01:09:26Oh!
01:09:29Oh!
01:09:30Oh!
01:09:31Oh!
01:09:32Oh!
01:09:34Oh!
01:09:51Touché, my dear.
01:09:54Get out.
01:09:56Oh, I'm leaving.
01:10:03But first, a toast to Emily.
01:10:07Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
01:10:12Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?
01:10:20Let me at him! Let me at him! No, don't! Don't!
01:10:23Wait!
01:10:25We must abide by their rules.
01:10:27We are amongst the living.
01:10:31Well said.
01:10:48Not anymore.
01:10:54Yep, you're right. He's all yours.
01:10:59Oh, no, no, no, no!
01:11:08New arrival.
01:11:17Oh, Victor, I never thought I'd see you again.
01:11:28Wait
01:11:31I made a promise
01:11:36You kept your promise
01:11:39You set me free
01:11:52Now I can do the same for you
01:12:47I can do the same for you
01:12:50I can do the same for you
01:13:20I can do the same for you
01:13:50I can do the same for you
01:14:50I can do the same for you
01:15:20I can do the same for you
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