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00:02Brace! Brace!
00:03I'm bracing!
00:12No, no, no, no, no!
00:18No!
00:23Ah!
00:25What?
00:31APPLAUSE
00:36Hello, everybody, and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:40The road to Taskmaster victory is long.
00:42There are many hurdles, physically and psychologically.
00:44Different individuals respond in different ways,
00:47and sometimes on camera there are those that seem not to care
00:50at all how well they do.
00:51But do not be fooled.
00:53One of them came to my dressing room last night,
00:55hot tears streaming down their face.
00:57I want this more than I've ever wanted anything before.
01:01I want to make my family proud.
01:03Please, Greg.
01:04Please don't take this from me, please.
01:06Now, I would never reveal that person's identity,
01:09but I'll say this.
01:10Chin up!
01:11You're doing fine.
01:12And don't be silly.
01:13Of course you'll be able to show your face in Scotland again.
01:15LAUGHTER
01:19Let's meet them all now.
01:21Please give it an enormous round of applause to Frankie Bale!
01:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:25I know Graham.
01:27Jenny O'Klaan.
01:29Bael Smith-Baino.
01:31And Mae Martin.
01:34And next to me, a man who smells his own farts
01:37using what he describes as his guff and cup system.
01:40LAUGHTER
01:42It's...
01:42Eddie Clarence Hall!
01:48Hello.
01:49Hello.
01:50Hello.
01:51Hello.
01:51Good evening.
01:52How are you?
01:52I am great.
01:55Wow.
01:55For once.
01:56And I want to take an opportunity, if you wouldn't mind,
01:59an opportunity to thank this man,
02:01because, er, you get a lot of stick from people
02:04for being mean to me.
02:06I thought you were very nice.
02:07Four months ago, Greg gave me a watch.
02:09He said,
02:09I want to give you this,
02:10and he gave me that,
02:11and I...
02:12It's really nice.
02:14So...
02:14I mean, I don't know how to do it.
02:16APPLAUSE
02:16This is just true.
02:17Nice guy.
02:18I haven't got you anything,
02:18but you may do what you may...
02:21with me.
02:23LAUGHTER
02:24Pay back for my lovely present.
02:26LAUGHTER
02:28Put your tongue out.
02:30LAUGHTER
02:31What do I do?
02:33LAUGHTER
02:33OK.
02:42APPLAUSE
02:52C'mon, then.
02:53Yesterday I get prized half-time,
02:54and this week the category is...
02:55The most brilliant thing that pops up!
02:58You'll give five points to the top of the pops,
03:01and then one of them will be really happy at the end of the show
03:02when they win five brilliant things that pops up.
03:03things that pop up back to you pops right obviously anyone who's brought a
03:08toaster in get ready for no points I thought hello hello Greg what's the most
03:14brilliant thing that you've brought in that pops up it's of course the game of
03:18whack-a-mole with a bespoke taskmaster twist here it is he's done this I like
03:30it more than I ever imagined I would not too proud not to put myself in the
03:36whack-a-mole I suffer as we all shall at the hands of the bat well it's nice you
03:44made the effort to make it taskmaster centric and I enjoy that it feels mid
03:49range at this stage the Japanese format of whack-a-mole magura tataki mole smash
03:54it's popular worldwide and now it's got our faces on it five points please
04:05you want me to enter five points I do not hello May you remember what you said about toasters
04:14bear with me okay I've brought a pop-tart but no way yeah this is May's most brilliant thing that
04:23pops
04:23up on the pop-tart is the most brilliant mind of our time my man professor Brian Cox look at
04:34his hair and welcome I was looking more attractive are you a fan of professor
04:40Brian Cox yeah he's fit yeah no I respect his mind all you're gonna see is my burning face
04:54have you never had an impression show Jenny you must be feeling a little bit encouraged by
05:03professor Brian Poptar do you like David Bowie do I yeah I don't mind him right David Bowie would
05:10never have had those big balloon trousers had it not been for this bloke called Oscar Schlemmer
05:17right and he designed the Bauhaus ballet so I have bought for you a Bauhaus ballet pop-up book here
05:27is the book yeah here it comes
05:29oh did you hear that noise the audience loved it Greg come on I don't mind it it's interesting because
05:39the lineage from Oscar Schlemmer
05:41to Bowie is all in the Bauhaus movement that's why these people came here Jenny yes
05:55the most brilliant thing that pops up is obviously oneself and what better thing to pop up on than a
06:02pogo stick
06:03oh my parents genuinely got me a pogo stick for Christmas I'm 35 years old I was like oh what
06:24what should I do with it and they were like bounce around with your friends
06:32you might avoid being bottom because I used to have a pogo stick and I quite liked it and that's
06:35the only reason I really like the image of you on a pogo stick
06:39that's quite good got into a nasty accident with Mark landed on his foot poor lad was he one of
06:45your students
06:51I think you must be feeling pretty confident here I I brought something that pops up regularly in my house
06:58I've tried to throw out of my
07:00house I think on three occasions and it always returns and I've ended up just hanging it on the wall
07:06in my living room and
07:07it is this very sinister painting here it is
07:10it is awful but I sort of love it who's putting it up the children deny
07:20but they're not trustworthy what is the least brilliant thing that pops up Greg well
07:25what do you think I feel like it might be the pop-tart it is
07:28oh it's just annoyed me it's out one point one point to my pogo stick two points
07:32oh book lazy three points unbelievably a whack-a-mole that he got some faces out
07:40I don't know why it's got four points Mae you're right it's inconsistent
07:43that's fine
07:44Ford driver
07:45and that painting doesn't deserve any praise but weirdly it's getting five points
07:48there
07:49one two three four five points
07:51for Frankie
07:54let's get Tuscan
07:55hmm well more like let's get pulping
08:12hello Alex
08:13hi Jenny
08:13please stand on the little circle
08:15okay
08:15what do you think this is?
08:18prime pan
08:19a Victorian satellite
08:20I think this is a like a World War 2 bomb
08:23be careful
08:24I'll put the safety gloves on
08:26of course if it's a bomb
08:26yeah yeah yeah
08:27okay
08:29rotate the pulper wheel without pulping the egg
08:31you must not move from this spot at any point
08:34if you pulp the egg you are disqualified
08:37most rotations wins
08:39you have a maximum of ten minutes
08:41pulper wheel
08:43obviously
08:45then what's a pulper?
08:46I see no egg
08:47this is a pulper
08:49right
08:49and the egg's in it
08:51where?
08:52wait hang on what's a pulper?
08:54obviously it's very tempting to go
08:55ha ha
08:57he's lived his whole life in cotton wool
08:58he's never used a pulper wheel
09:00but even
09:02much more practical
09:04contestants than me
09:05this is their first time doing this I think
09:09can I say I don't know what a pulper is?
09:11have you said your time starts now yet?
09:13no
09:14I wouldn't dream of it
09:15hmm
09:16you're going to have to say your time starts now
09:19your time starts now
09:21APPLAUSE
09:25over this series we're building up a very clear picture of what you were like as a child
09:30yes
09:32I've met that boy so many times
09:33no no no no
09:36let's start
09:36yes let's start
09:37we purchased the pulper
09:38and this is what's going to happen
09:39first up we're going to see Kael and Frankie starring in a little film I've called Pulp Friction
09:45the egg you said is what inside?
09:48in the mouth of the pulper
09:49where's that?
09:51I can't tell you anymore
09:51but I want to see it
09:53you can't see it
09:53how do I know it's there?
09:55you have to take my word for it
09:56try that before
09:58so it's just a kind of blind Schrodinger's egg
10:02exactly
10:03this?
10:04the pulper machine
10:05yes
10:05presses the cherries across an iron faceplate
10:08it might be a different one
10:09the pulper drives the impeller to rotate through the motor
10:12and the slurry in the tank is sucked out
10:14what?
10:16oh I hear the egg
10:234 to the turn
10:25do you reckon that was the egg?
10:27does it sound like an egg?
10:28mmm
10:29or a calculator
10:30no
10:47I mean it can be pulped if it's making that much noise
10:50I mean that's another way of looking at it
11:04I don't think that was the egg
11:06that's half a rotation
11:08I wonder if it goes faster
11:10it's less likely to break
11:18yeah I think the lack of speed is a problem
11:22hold it
11:22hold it
11:33I know what that was
11:35plastic chair
11:36plastic chair
11:38okay
11:45we're on eight and a half rotations
11:47stop in there
11:48yeah I think that's pretty good
11:52nothing there
11:55two
12:00it's gone
12:01you stopping there?
12:02yeah it's gone
12:03two and three quarters rotations
12:08this is the first time they've seen the interior of the pulper
12:11so they were blind obviously
12:13and the more you spun it the higher the egg got towards danger
12:16that's how it worked
12:17oh
12:19eight and a half turns then
12:20is quite an impressive bit of
12:22pre-pulp spinning
12:24brinkmanship
12:25the egg survived for both of them
12:26we've got a score of eight and a half
12:28versus two and three quarters
12:29but they're both still in play
12:30I put it to you Kael
12:31that throughout the task
12:32and indeed when you left
12:33you didn't know what was going on
12:37I still don't know what pulper is
12:38yeah
12:39we want to show more
12:40yeah
12:41okay next up to the pulper are Jenny and May
12:46right so the egg is in the machine
12:48oh yeah
12:49I'm gonna go very gently
12:58that's the egg
13:00I haven't even done a single rotation yet have I?
13:04oh fuck it
13:05pulp the egg
13:06it's more under pulpit
13:08pulp the stupid egg
13:10yeah get the egg pulp
13:11I'm not gonna win anyway
13:15there's no way that egg is not pulp
13:17that's one rotation
13:19I'm gonna pulp this egg
13:21get it pulp
13:22I want you smashed to smithereens
13:25you've still got nine minutes
13:26what?
13:27I can't keep this up for another nine
13:30in the olden days
13:31is this what the pulpers did?
13:32pulpers would come home to their wives
13:34the wives would be like
13:35did you pulp the egg?
13:37and they would be like
13:38I did eight rotations
13:43that's I want ten
13:44you want ten okay
13:45ten rotations
13:50it's smashed isn't it?
13:52the egg is smashed
13:52it's eleven
13:54I think an egg could survive this
14:04it's not the egg
14:06thirteen
14:07you want to stop one minute?
14:08okay
14:09yeah?
14:10yeah
14:10thanks Jenny
14:12how long?
14:13you've got just thirty seconds
14:17I would just poke myself
14:19if I hadn't pulped it
14:21and I stopped turning
14:36I'm intrigued by the characters
14:37that you created during that
14:39that's Mr and Mrs Egg Pulper
14:40yeah
14:41yeah yeah yeah
14:41where are they from that couple?
14:43wherever Nancy from Oliver Twist is from
14:45they're all yeah
14:46ow
14:47like that
14:49I mean I really enjoyed that
14:51they did very well but also very badly
14:52which means Kyle is still in second place
14:55and sometimes it doesn't matter if you don't understand the task
14:59right part one is about to have it on its toes
15:02open the back doors of the van and we'll bundle part two in shortly
15:05bye
15:06whoo
15:07whoo
15:09whoo
15:11whoo
15:11whoo
15:12whoo
15:13whoo
15:14whoo
15:16whoo
15:17oh yes
15:20hello we're back
15:21it's the second part of the show
15:23and there's a really noisy task in motion to test the bravery of our quivering quintet
15:27yes they're proactive pulpers that's for sure
15:30none of them knew what was happening inside the machine
15:32but they knew they needed to keep their eggs intact at all costs
15:35so far there have been two successful and two unsuccessful attempts
15:38so here's Ivo Graham to upset the balance
15:43I haven't been very good at lateral thinking tasks
15:45and I haven't been very good at egg tasks
15:48but I'm gonna find the egg
15:55can I move this spot
15:56all of the information
15:58well
15:59is on task
16:00yeah
16:13are you now better informed?
16:15no I wish I hadn't seen all this for you
16:19oh
16:20oh
16:23you've got five minutes left
16:24yep
16:44you've got three minutes left
16:45thirty
16:46thirty
16:47thirty
16:48thirty-one
16:48thirty-three
16:54ten seconds
16:55last poll
17:05I felt some weird level of prize watching the Ivo frog bounce his way round
17:13I think there was immense dignity watching my body spasm with a glove peg in my mouth
17:20so it wasn't cheating?
17:22you just had to stay on the spot at all times
17:24oh shit why didn't I think of that?
17:27well he clearly rotated it more than anyone else 56 times congratulations Ivo
17:32oh
17:33oh
17:33oh
17:35so Jenny and May don't get any points apologies three points to Kael
17:39four to Frankie but of course five to Ivo Graham
17:44let's have a scoreboard pass boy
17:45okay it means that those two Frankie and Ivo are in the joint leading spot nine points each
17:51mmm
17:54I think it's about time we're in another team task
17:56oh I do too Greg it feels so right
17:59so here's a pretty sweet one just for you
18:16oh
18:17yeah
18:17Frankie
18:20oh Ivo
18:21hello
18:22oh my goodness
18:23this has gone a bit S&M-y
18:25oh okay
18:26hello
18:28ooh
18:30it's you first
18:31me
18:32mm-hmm
18:35do we have a safe word?
18:37you've done this before
18:39yeah I'm really at home
18:40great
18:41well I've been arrested obviously but I haven't done sex games with these
18:46couple more things
18:51jelly babies
18:52jelly babies?
18:53yes
18:54they're numbered one two three four five
18:58hmm
19:02completely free yourselves and have a team hug
19:05fastest team hug
19:06wins
19:07your time starts
19:09now
19:10okay
19:11so there's a one on here and is there another number on this one?
19:16this is two
19:17hmm
19:18hmm
19:23well Jenny Eclaz the chirpiest S&M-er I've ever met
19:27fun
19:28listen let's focus on the task
19:29okay right
19:30I'm looking forward to seeing them free themselves
19:32okay let's see the handcuffed threesome of May, Jenny and Kyle
19:36there's a key here
19:38three
19:39Kyle can you reach the key?
19:40let's try
19:44stretch
19:45come on
19:46that's definitely impossible
19:48first thing for a minute
19:50I'm gonna count my
19:51I've got 15 in here
19:52one
19:53hey what's that menu?
19:56okay so these are different flavoured jelly babies
19:59okay well I'm gonna bite the head off one and see if I've got a flavour
20:02four
20:03oh Jesus Christ that's the most disgusting thing I've ever used in my life
20:06six
20:06I think it might be chicken feet
20:09oh
20:10oh
20:11who's like to have the bottom half of the jet
20:12there's 15 in here too
20:13I'm gonna eat one of these
20:14what wait but what is the
20:16because you want to or what is there a pattern behind it?
20:19this is a five digit code and there's five glasses
20:21but then what does it prove?
20:23we're gonna have to figure out what flavour all these are
20:26and then we're gonna have to use those
20:27those aren't numbers
20:29but that will correspond with the periodic table somehow
20:31before I buy anything
20:32I need to know
20:34four
20:35yeah
20:36very bad
20:36very bad
20:38wasabi
20:39wasabi
20:39okay
20:40wait but what do you mean okay?
20:41like okay I've been hot
20:42that's gonna correspond with that
20:44like maybe the initials of it
20:46what's W
20:4874
20:50oh
20:52it's mint and gravy
20:54I'm going mint
20:55it's mint and gravy
20:55all right
20:56so you had wasabi
20:57I'm gonna be sick
20:58mint and gravy is mg which is magnesium
21:02and what number?
21:0312
21:03okay
21:05so you think that I should have 12 and then go to the 74
21:08yes
21:08so one two seven four
21:10seven four
21:11okay
21:11I'm gonna keep doing them
21:12number three is green
21:19you can do it
21:24hold on
21:24May if I do it one by one
21:26it's gonna give us a clue to what it might be
21:28because at some point
21:29oh that's really clever
21:31yes
21:32what was it?
21:33zero
21:33okay
21:34okay so what starts with a zero
21:35what starts with a zero?
21:37uh so it could be bacon and kale
21:38it could be broccoli
21:39is that the green one?
21:41could it be broccoli?
21:41that's a B
21:42uh zero five
21:43so we start with five on the next log
21:45we're on to
21:46okay
21:47okay
21:48it's very bad
21:50really weird
21:51this is definitely pepper and beetroot
21:53oh that's definitely beaten
21:54lead
21:5582
21:56and then the next one was
21:58seaweed
21:59oh
22:01oh seaweed
22:01I've got it
22:02I've just got it
22:03a real eight
22:04yes
22:04uh
22:0516
22:09hey
22:09hey
22:13well done
22:15well done
22:15well done
22:16team hug
22:21is it fair to say that Jenny and May were the most active members of the escape committee?
22:26what I will say is that that has been edited um
22:29yes
22:31very
22:31very nicely in my favour
22:34because I was a monster in that room
22:37I'm so glad they cut it out because it was really tense
22:39I
22:40I wasn't putting fucking broccoli jelly babies in my mouth
22:43I mean that much quickly became apparent
22:47it was a very difficult task
22:49uh
22:49they took the same amount of time you could listen to All That I Want As Another Baby five times
22:5417 minutes 50
22:57okay
22:57time for a break
22:58just time for those couples watching who let the family dog sleep in the same bed as them
23:03to reflect on the day you threw the towel in on your love life
23:06bye
23:06LAUGHTER
23:12APPLAUSE
23:17Hello and a warm welcome back to part three
23:21tell me stuff Alex
23:22sure Greg
23:22well
23:23jelly babies
23:24the periodic table
23:25handcuffs
23:25and the ultimate goal of a hug
23:27that's a typical day for me
23:28coincidentally
23:29they're also the main ingredients of the current team task
23:31but how quickly will the intelligent team of Frankie and Ivo
23:34work out the conundrum release themselves from the cuffs
23:36and embrace victorious
23:38let's find out
23:40right
23:42both have a five
23:43sure okay
23:46that's quite unpleasant isn't it
23:48green
23:49it might be broccoli
23:51in fact it is broccoli
23:53okay
23:54number four is hot
23:55should you think
23:56oh
23:57really fucking unpleasant
23:59could be cumin and radish
24:00cumin and radish
24:01there must be a CR
24:04so maybe if broccoli was B
24:06so if we take that as five
24:08yeah CR
24:09chromium
24:0924
24:11but how does that help us
24:12because that gives us two digits
24:14unless we add them together
24:15why don't we add two and four together to make six
24:20let's see what number three is
24:21this doesn't have a lot of taste to it
24:23mint and gravy
24:24yeah
24:26magnesium
24:26mint and gravy
24:28so we add those together that would be three
24:30no I reckon if you just laid out the ten numbers the first five would be padlock one and the
24:36second five would be padlock two
24:37well that's complicated things
24:39well that's complicated things
24:40I think both the padlocks will be the same
24:43right now
24:44what's that
24:47pepper and beetroot maybe
24:48PB
24:508-2 would give us ten
24:52which is a two digit number which is no use in this five digit debacle
24:55adding those numbers together
24:58it
24:59you know it does seem a waste of you know all these two digit elements
25:03well okay that's a strategy
25:04I've got so much respect for you Frankie
25:07but I don't think it's adding the numbers together
25:10I've never thought that
25:12your system or mine
25:14well let's go with yours man
25:16okay so
25:17one two seven four
25:21broccoli
25:21B
25:22so the last number is O
25:24yes
25:25yes
25:26and now
25:27so long
25:30start with a five
25:31eight two
25:32get ready to hug Frankie
25:34there's the one
25:35here comes the six
25:41you're not
25:42you're not completely free
25:43oh
25:52there's no key here
25:54oh
25:54and the jelly baby thing
25:57oh
26:00it's not fair
26:01that you should make a task feel so like it's finally finished
26:04and then it just be getting started
26:09it's right there above the periodic table
26:12oh
26:13it turned out to put a big ratchet hug in the face
26:15not from me baby
26:17not from me baby
26:24both hugs for me
26:25adorable
26:27the handcuffed hug
26:28particularly
26:30you felt reticent to point out to Frankie that his system was incorrect
26:34well obviously there was a period where there was a very strong chance that Frankie's system might be correct
26:40it's co-pilot syndrome isn't it
26:42you know a lot of them plane crashes happen because
26:45the co-pilot is too scared to say to the brash pilot look we're going to cut the fucking ground
26:51here
26:54and that was that guy
26:56and then during it
26:59and then during it
26:59I asked Alex to isolate a picture of the co-pilot's face
27:02when he knew that he had the answer but wasn't sure he should say anything
27:06this is the face
27:07yeah
27:14let's talk about points
27:15okay the team of three took
27:1917 minutes and 50 seconds
27:20the team of two took
27:2242 minutes
27:28I'm getting five points to the team of three
27:30of course it is
27:31the team of two did achieve the task eventually
27:33oh yeah there's points
27:35I can't give them any more than two points for that
27:37alright five points to the team of three
27:38two to the team of two
27:39there it is
27:42can we fit one more task in please
27:44definitely Greg
27:45and this one begins with them making some very important decisions
28:04this gold pen reminds me of school
28:06like one boy in a year would have a gold pen
28:09I'd have it by the end of the year though
28:14oh
28:16write down a number between zero and a hundred
28:19a length of time between one minute and 20 minutes
28:22five ingredients
28:24a country a noun
28:26and an adjective
28:27this seems too simple
28:29you have three minutes
28:31your time starts now
28:33why does that seem so easy
28:34well and then what do I have to do with it
28:37presumably there's some trick involved
28:38number between zero and a hundred
28:41fifty
28:42eighty
28:43forty-two
28:44meaning of life
28:44seventy-five
28:46seven
28:47lovely
28:48the length of time between one minute and twenty minutes
28:51two minutes
28:52fifteen minutes
28:54nineteen minutes
28:56four minutes
28:58twenty seconds
29:00also meaning of life
29:01twenty-one seconds
29:06one minute and twenty-one seconds
29:09five ingredients
29:11these ingredients are gonna bounce back and hit me in the face
29:14chili
29:15cherries
29:15sausage
29:16ketchup bun
29:17mustard grilled onions
29:18you know what that means
29:19I don't know
29:21hot dog
29:22ah
29:22basil
29:23cumin
29:25garlic
29:26salt
29:29and
29:30cannellini beans
29:32my country
29:34Scotland
29:34France
29:35Guatemala
29:36Peña
29:37Germany
29:38place to live there
29:39uh
29:40noun
29:41duck
29:42duck
29:42shoe
29:43dog
29:45bench
29:45large
29:47splendid
29:48feisty
29:4912 seconds
29:51oh
29:52cowering
29:53gold
29:54is this a trick
29:56mmm
29:58see you later
29:59all right
30:13the adjectives are more interesting than the nouns
30:16duck duck shoe dog bench
30:19that's what they've gone for
30:20the two of them went for duck the first noun that came
30:22yeah
30:23there were a lot of ducks around the house so that may be something to do with it
30:26yes
30:26there were
30:27like
30:28they're not real
30:29okay
30:30okay
30:31should we start with the double duckers
30:33double duckers
30:33yes well they both chose duck as their go-to noun so let's see Ivo and May together
30:40hello
30:40hello
30:40hi
30:41if it isn't my dream five ingredients
30:46make a splendid Guatemalan duck
30:48make a feisty French duck
30:51you must use all these ingredients and you must also clap 80 times
30:55and you must also clap 42 times you have 4 minutes and 20 seconds
30:59you have 19 minutes your time starts now
31:07i could have picked any noun and i picked duck so which is a food
31:118
31:119
31:1280
31:13that would be good news if any of this was
31:16duck
31:21oh
31:21does it yeah sweet corn
31:23sure i saw duck
31:24what i need is to make a mould of a duck
31:29christ the time
31:31what's a duck
31:34good
31:35really good
31:37no
31:38no not so good
31:39why didn't i just ask for more time and i designed my own task
31:43oh it's burning
31:45it's burning
31:45French duck
31:48oh
31:52um
31:53um
31:54so what else is uh
31:56i think this is all about confidence
32:01uh
32:06i think i just gotta just do it
32:09do it
32:09do it
32:09do it
32:10do it
32:15good evening
32:15good evening
32:16mate
32:17i've made for you a splendid Guatemalan duck
32:23hello
32:24hello
32:25hello
32:25hello
32:25hello
32:28i've been busy
32:29too late to pop a little berry on
32:35do you see the beak
32:37do i see the wings
32:38uh they were removed
32:39it's guatemalan because of the sauce is it
32:42and corn comes from central america
32:44mm-hmm
32:44splendid
32:48why is he french
32:49well the garlic is obviously doing some pretty heavy lifting
32:52it's too heavy to hang around the neck unfortunately
32:55he's got a beret on
32:56but i did forget to do all my claps
32:58yeah it's good
32:59really
33:00yeah
33:01i like it
33:02thank you
33:07and may i put it to you that your duck mould was no more useful than just chucking two
33:12parts of sweet corn onto a plate
33:14yeah
33:15did you think the end result was splendid
33:17actually alex like went back for a second bite like it was not that bad was it
33:22he'll eat anything though
33:23all of that is true
33:24you won't eat anything will you there alex
33:26didn't see you sort of tucking into my
33:29all i could do surely was lick your duck
33:33niftyly moving that spot around the pulper feels a long time ago now
33:39it does make me feel quite sorry for you sometimes when you grip your head
33:42yeah
33:43like a chimpanzee whose habitat is under threat
33:50oh dear
33:51right
33:51there's just one part left
33:52and in it someone will win today's competition and scream
33:55yes
33:56at last i've won a professor brian cox pop tart
33:59and a pogo stick
34:12whoo
34:12hello again
34:14welcome back to the final installment of today's show
34:17alex can you please sum up your break for me in one word
34:19plop
34:21rather than go into detail let's get the current task finished
34:24the comics wrote down some numbers some ingredients a country a noun and an adjective
34:27all to give them the chance to make the next part of the task nice and easy for them
34:31here's frankie making a dog jenny making a shoe and kiel making a bench
34:38so these are the things i mentioned earlier it was a trick
34:40make a large scottish dog make a cowering kenyan bench make a gold german shoe you must use all these
34:50ingredients
34:51and you must also clap seven times 50 times 75 times you have 15 minutes most accurate creation wins
35:00for one minute and 21 seconds
35:03two minutes
35:05yeah that's what you wanted
35:11oh god
35:13oh god
35:14the time starts
35:16now
35:18you've got just over a minute there
35:19oh
35:21i'm gonna cook that fucking potato because this could be edible
35:24we've got an eye
35:25oh man
35:30there is a gold shoe outside
35:33my gold shoe bitter
35:35yeah what
35:38i was hoping that would look like a tail but it just looks like it's sort of shat everywhere
35:41you have 30 seconds
35:45that goes in there like that
35:48yeah
35:49yeah
35:56thank you
35:57thank you
35:57hi frankie
35:57hi
35:58what have you made me
35:59made you a large scottish dog look there's the saint andrew's flag there
36:03oh to show that it's scottish
36:05oh yeah but what what's showing that it's a dog
36:10that's dinner is here
36:13it's a slightly undercooked jenny carney
36:16oh
36:17i'd eat with caution and milk
36:18i normally do
36:21it's a cowering kenyan bench
36:25please can you show me the kenyan aspect
36:27it's difficult to see with the human eye
36:29but on every part of those grilled onions it says nairobi
36:34oh
36:35is it
36:36a cowering
36:37let's hide them from this
36:39it's not it's not really a sort of eating situation is it
36:48very nice
36:48is it
36:49this might be my perfect meal
36:55taste of africa
36:57it's delicious
37:03well i suppose the obvious question is to frankie and it's um have you ever seen a dog before
37:09a big red eyes of a scottish dog
37:12the singular big red eye of the flowery scottish dog
37:17in what way is um chili con carne stuck in a shoe german other than you kept speaking like a
37:23cast member of hello hello of course
37:25i just was trying my best i know that you're going to tell me something that's so awful i don't
37:33think i clapped i don't think i fucking clapped
37:35I don't sing. I clap. Did I clap? I didn't clap.
37:40Jenny, not only did you not clap, you finished with one minute to go and sat down.
37:46APPLAUSE
37:48Kyle, I have to say, it was pretty impressive
37:51that he managed to create that.
37:53And I did understand the imagery as well.
37:56I mean, I maybe questioned whether he'd had time
38:00to engrave Nairobi onto the onions.
38:04It's hard to see. I genuinely was quite impressed.
38:06Was Jenny's chilli nice?
38:08The task wasn't really about whether it tasted nice.
38:11I didn't have to eat them. I was just making conversation, you bellend.
38:14LAUGHTER
38:16Go on, let's get on, if you like.
38:18Here are all five. Pay close attention to Frankie's, top left.
38:23Also, he didn't clap, so it's not that relevant.
38:26Well, they're all so wonderful I feel a bit mean giving zero.
38:30I would give the people who didn't clap one charity point.
38:34So, the top row, Frankie, Ivo and Jenny all one point.
38:36And the other two, I'm sure I'll be judged very harshly for this,
38:40but I am more impressed by the bench.
38:42LAUGHTER
38:42I am. It took only a minute.
38:44Kael gets five points.
38:47I need a scoreboard update, please.
38:49In this episode, Greg, two people who've not won a show yet
38:52could do.
38:53Kael's in the lead on 15, Frankie's in joint second on 12.
38:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:00Right, then.
39:01You know the drill.
39:03Please vacate those seats for the final task of the show!
39:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:14Hello, young man.
39:16My tongue is still sore.
39:17LAUGHTER
39:18Who will read the task out?
39:20May Martin, please.
39:21Say the word given to you by the taskmaster
39:24in the accent on the card you choose.
39:27The taskmaster will guess what accent you're doing.
39:30Highest score after three rounds wins.
39:33I hope Brian Cox is one of the options.
39:36LAUGHTER
39:36Are you ready for the first word?
39:37Yes, they've all been given a country.
39:39We're going to start with May and go from right to left.
39:41What's the first word, Greg?
39:43Taskmaster.
39:46Taskmaster.
39:50Where is May from?
39:52Scotland.
39:53Let's see on the card.
39:56Oh!
39:57LAUGHTER
39:58My whole family are from Wales, May.
40:01LAUGHTER
40:02Next up, it's Kael's.
40:04Kael, good luck.
40:05Tis, mister.
40:07LAUGHTER
40:11South Africa.
40:14What's the country, Kael?
40:15New Zealand.
40:16Oh!
40:19Jenny's turn.
40:21Taskmaster.
40:23LAUGHTER
40:25Norwegian.
40:26Sweden.
40:28It's so close.
40:29It is so close.
40:31High vote's turn.
40:32Taskmaster?
40:33LAUGHTER
40:36Is Disney a country?
40:38LAUGHTER
40:42Generic American in there.
40:43America?
40:45Sorry, May.
40:46Canada.
40:47Oh, close.
40:48Sort of is generic America, isn't it?
40:51No.
40:52LAUGHTER
40:56Frankie, you all right?
40:57Could get the first point in round one.
40:59Taskmaster!
41:01LAUGHTER
41:02He's from Ireland.
41:05I vote.
41:06Mr Gregory Daniel Davis.
41:09I think that's Ivo trying to sound like a street-tough New Yorker.
41:13I'm sticking with it, New York.
41:15I'm always trying to be street-tough.
41:17LAUGHTER
41:18It's New York!
41:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:21Frankie.
41:22Mr Gregory Daniel Davis.
41:25LAUGHTER
41:27Absolutely easy.
41:28Belfast.
41:29Easy impressionals.
41:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:33Man of a sourisome voice.
41:36Two voices.
41:38LAUGHTER
41:39So round three's a little different.
41:41This time it's walking.
41:43On these cards we've got all your names and our names.
41:47They are in there several times, so you might have the same ones twice.
41:51Grace's going to try to spot the person by the walk.
41:53May's going to start, right?
41:54Yes.
41:54OK.
41:55Good luck.
41:57LAUGHTER
42:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:07Whilst I personally don't think this is accurate.
42:11Jamie Ickber.
42:12Are we correct?
42:13Yeah.
42:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:24Well, I presume it's a repeat.
42:26It is possible that it's a repeat.
42:28OK.
42:28I'll roll the dice.
42:29That was poor Jenny again.
42:31LAUGHTER
42:32She's become poor Jenny.
42:33He's correct.
42:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:35You know when laughing tears are really, really...
42:38LAUGHTER
42:40LAUGHTER
42:40Good luck.
42:41I'd love it if it's you.
42:44LAUGHTER
42:47LAUGHTER
42:48LAUGHTER
42:49LAUGHTER
42:50LAUGHTER
42:50LAUGHTER
42:51LAUGHTER
42:59I know that subservient gait.
43:02LAUGHTER
43:03Alex Horne.
43:04Yes!
43:05It was Alex Horne.
43:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:08Jenny's off the mark.
43:09Now, I vote.
43:13LAUGHTER
43:16APPLAUSE
43:21It was the, in my opinion, very graceful...
43:25LAUGHTER
43:26Jenny Eclair.
43:27When does this cross into bullying?
43:30LAUGHTER
43:30I've already lost the episode.
43:32I just wanted to have a go at it.
43:37APPLAUSE
43:37LAUGHTER
43:39APPLAUSE
43:39Oh, lovely.
43:41One left.
43:42Frankie, with an unblemished score sheet.
43:44Frankie, roll the Jenny Eclair dice.
43:46LAUGHTER
43:54I think Frankie was doing Kael.
43:58May Martin!
44:00And there we are.
44:01APPLAUSE
44:01We'll add all that to the final scores.
44:03We'll see where we get to.
44:04Come on down and join me.
44:09APPLAUSE
44:12You're the bestest tasks.
44:14Good boy.
44:15Thanks, mate.
44:15Oh, can I call you mate?
44:16Thanks, mate?
44:17No.
44:19Yes, well, Kael, May and Frankie came joint first.
44:22They each got two out of the three.
44:24So they get five points each.
44:26Well done, then.
44:26CHEERING
44:29Unfortunately, thanks to Ivo throwing a go
44:30and Jenny's Newcastle abomination,
44:33they come joint fourth, so get two points each.
44:37There we go.
44:37They still did very well.
44:39You have a new winner.
44:40Never guess who it is.
44:42With 20 points, it's Kael Smith-Bainer!
44:44CHEERING
44:46Kael Smith-Bainer wins!
44:48Please pop up to collect your proper prizes!
44:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:54See you again soon.
44:55But please, let's hear it once more
44:56for tonight's winner,
44:57Kael Smith-Bainer!
44:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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