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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvening.
00:00:49Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:53No, please! Don't call me that.
00:00:56I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:02Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels! Because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46Rejuvening.
00:01:52See? Good is the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:14Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24The Elizander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:29He's so hot! Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:49Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:02:59Grandma.
00:03:00When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:04I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:06And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:24Oh, no!
00:03:33Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:44The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:48What? Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:03Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:11Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:24My migraine's gone.
00:04:25Okay, then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:29Come on. Come on.
00:04:44How is he? What is the diagnosis?
00:04:47Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:50I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:52Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:54You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General.
00:04:57I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:02I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:32That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:34Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:01They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:09Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:16Wait a second.
00:06:18You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:20That's correct.
00:06:22Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:27That's her motto.
00:06:28It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:31We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:33She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:37No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:38If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:43I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:45I will find her.
00:06:46James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:51Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:10I'll save your son.
00:07:13Who the hell is she?
00:07:14Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:18Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:20How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly.
00:07:25God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:31Ew!
00:07:32She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:34I bet it has fleas.
00:07:36That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:47Don't touch him.
00:07:50They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:53But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:56So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:07:59Could you hold this?
00:08:00Oh, you're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:04I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:08I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:16Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:21A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:27Ew!
00:08:28Disgusting.
00:08:29Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:31Security!
00:08:32Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:36If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:48Let's go.
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00:11:25So you think that this, this crummy walking stick of yours is, is what the rod of a seculius?
00:11:31Why don't you go back to the homeless is time when we come if you're going to be very
00:11:36delusional?
00:11:36I agree.
00:11:37I mean even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied
00:11:43for years?
00:11:44We are all certified.
00:11:46But Lysander does have congenital heart disease she's right about everything
00:11:53Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:11:58and again
00:11:59There's no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphine
00:12:03Oh, and of course none of you have heard of it because I just discovered it
00:12:08This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a
00:12:15hundred times rare
00:12:16Than winning the lottery, but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:22What a bunch of baloney, I mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good precisely
00:12:28You are just a scamming prostitute. You don't compare to me us who actually studied real medicine
00:12:36I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school. Oh, so she went to the struper circus
00:12:43and stank it
00:12:44And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing
00:12:50If you can't wake him up. Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:54Oh my god
00:12:56If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:00I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:02Which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:06What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:08It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:14Then let's have a bet if you can't heal him
00:13:19Break your hands
00:13:22And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:28These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:32You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:35Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:13:39There's too many lives at stake
00:13:43Don't worry, I got this
00:13:47It's a deal
00:13:49I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:13:51No one is dying on my watch
00:13:59Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:06Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:09Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
00:14:22I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:14:25I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:28I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:32Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:14:36Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:14:38Don't listen to her
00:14:40She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:45Firstly, this is called greatness
00:14:48Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:52You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:56What? Did you just call me?
00:15:00There's a man's life at stake here
00:15:02And you're standing in my way
00:15:04Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:08Now stop getting in my way
00:15:10Or I promise you
00:15:12You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:14Oh yeah?
00:15:15You want to see real pain?
00:15:17Where's the dog?
00:15:18Well put down the dog!
00:15:20With pleasure
00:15:30Oh!
00:15:36Left leaves the wrong bereft
00:15:42You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:47She's been poisoned
00:15:50It was her
00:15:51Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:54Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:15:56But in the wrong hands
00:15:58It becomes nothing but poison
00:16:00This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:03Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:05Of course
00:16:07I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:10If I want to save someone
00:16:11Even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:30Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:31This wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:33I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:36Angel herbalist
00:16:37This is what I call
00:16:40Malpractice
00:16:42This isn't fatal
00:16:43She'll live
00:16:43But she deserves a little punishment
00:16:45Well
00:16:46Where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:48Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:49Right this way
00:16:50Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:16:52What the hell is going on?
00:16:53You say you want your son to live on
00:16:55To give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:16:58Then stop getting in my way
00:16:59Every second counts
00:17:02Let's go for a dip
00:17:03Shall we?
00:17:08General Armstrong
00:17:08Your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:12Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:17Hold on
00:17:17You two are going in there alone?
00:17:20If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:24Then sure
00:17:25Invite everyone in
00:17:26All right
00:17:28But I warn you
00:17:29No funny business
00:17:31What if I was?
00:17:54Hello
00:18:02I don't know.
00:18:49I don't know.
00:18:54I don't know.
00:18:55Hey, listening to that.
00:18:55We have to have faith.
00:18:57Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:02On the streets.
00:19:04Are you shitting me?
00:19:06You found this bung on the streets?
00:19:08Are you nuts?
00:19:09You don't know her?
00:19:10You don't know her background?
00:19:11She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:13That is it general you have to go in and stop this now. You're right. That's it
00:19:17I'm shutting down this clown show right now James. Let's go. Yes, sir. Oh
00:19:25My
00:19:32Told you all to stay out
00:19:39This is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted
00:19:41Otherwise, we both die
00:19:48I'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:53I'm gonna save him myself
00:20:00You see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman. This is a witchcraft. I
00:20:07Know what this is. This is the dark witch. I've heard of her
00:20:11She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:20:17Oh, I'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son James
00:20:21Get the SWAT team. Yes, sir
00:20:27You regain consciousness
00:20:39Help me I just want to
00:20:41Help me I just want to
00:20:45Something's wrong
00:20:49You were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:52Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:20:57That's one more thing I'm saving you from
00:21:06Sir? The SWAT team is here
00:21:08Captain Morales
00:21:11My son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:16I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:20Rest assured General Armstrong
00:21:21We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:29Right
00:21:30Rewrites the world
00:21:35Human
00:21:39Who the fuck are you?
00:21:40And why the hell are we in it?
00:21:43Good
00:21:44You're awake
00:21:46I'm saving you
00:21:47Saving me?
00:21:48By bathing with me?
00:21:50Who are you?
00:21:51Your fucking spy?
00:21:53Talk!
00:21:54I swear to God I'll have you arrested for this
00:21:57You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:22:02I will never
00:22:03I will never
00:22:04I will never
00:22:18Look who's guilty now
00:22:21Look I don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:23Alright but it is a
00:22:24Biological fact
00:22:25A man is attracted to
00:22:29A naked woman
00:22:30And her breasts
00:22:31It's science okay
00:22:32It just means that my body
00:22:33Oh shut up
00:22:34Is physically
00:22:37You're distracted me with your funny
00:22:39And I'm a professional
00:22:42I hear Lysander's voice
00:22:43Captain do something now
00:22:44Ready
00:22:51We're almost there
00:22:53Aim
00:22:55Get em boys
00:22:56Get em
00:22:59Fire
00:23:02Fire
00:23:17Those demon seals
00:23:19How is this possible?
00:23:21It's not even a scratch
00:23:22I told you this is dark magic
00:23:25Of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:27No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person
00:23:30She's not the dark witch
00:23:32Young Master Armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:36This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:40How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:42How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:42That's right
00:23:43The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:47If we can't save him, no one can
00:23:50Except for the goddess healer
00:23:52Think about it
00:23:52We heard Lysander's voice
00:23:54He's been in a coma for two years
00:23:56Miss Trixie must have woken him up
00:23:57You're right
00:23:58This homeless girl is maybe
00:24:01The goddess
00:24:03Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:06No, no
00:24:08Absolutely not
00:24:09There is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:12How could you know for sure?
00:24:14Right now what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie
00:24:17You're wrong sir
00:24:18This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander
00:24:23It's called borderline revival
00:24:25She uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:29But only temporarily
00:24:30It's a trick
00:24:31To pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:35That means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:38I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:40To kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:43My son doesn't deserve this
00:24:45He is dying right now
00:24:47Naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:49With a smelly vagrant
00:24:50Then it looks like it's up to me
00:24:52The witch doctor
00:24:54Only I know the right techniques to take her down
00:24:58My son's life is in your hands
00:25:00You heal him
00:25:01I will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:05I don't know who you are
00:25:06But there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:13This isn't
00:25:14The finishing touch
00:25:16I must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:19So we can both survive
00:25:21So we can both survive
00:25:22So we can both survive
00:25:48Your son is in there
00:25:49You're jeopardizing his life as well
00:25:51No, don't worry general
00:25:52Gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:25:56Soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:25:58Then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:01And then he can marry one of us
00:26:04They really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:09I made a promise to you that I'd save you
00:26:12It's now or never
00:26:25What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:28It's been over ten minutes
00:26:29Wait a second
00:26:31You don't think that they're
00:26:33You!
00:26:34You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:36Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:38If your brother's dead
00:26:39It's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:41Oh my god
00:26:42Yeah?
00:26:43She's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:45I mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:48Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:50If you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:26:53This is taking way too long
00:26:55Captain Morales
00:26:56It's time to get out the big guns
00:27:00These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:03Bazooka
00:27:04She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:07Crap, oh my god
00:27:08Get back son
00:27:10Ready
00:27:12Aim!
00:27:13Oh shit!
00:27:18Quit your whining and stand down
00:27:32The parasite's been extracted! Shoot her dead now!
00:27:35Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:37I said stand down!
00:27:40Don't listen to her! She's a fraud!
00:27:42A termite to the field of medicine!
00:27:45I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:48If I'm a termite then
00:27:51You're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:27:53Wait a second
00:27:54Are you saying you cured my son?
00:27:56He'll wake in just a moment
00:27:57You can see for yourself
00:28:00Well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:02That is it!
00:28:03No more stalling general!
00:28:05If you won't punish her
00:28:06I will!
00:28:11Don't hurt her
00:28:17He's a cure!
00:28:23Don't hurt her
00:28:24His pulse is regular
00:28:25In fact it's never been better
00:28:30There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease
00:28:41Miss Trixie did it Dad!
00:28:43Lysander's warm again
00:28:44He's not cold and pale like before
00:28:46And his heart is strong
00:28:48Come! Feel it!
00:28:51I saved my son
00:28:52Thank you
00:28:53Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:28:57Your son would have otherwise died
00:28:59By their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:01I've learned my lesson
00:29:03I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:07Wait, wait! No, no!
00:29:09There is only one person in the world
00:29:12Who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen, Angel, and I
00:29:18The goddess healer!
00:29:23Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:26Rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:30And you don't look a day after 20
00:29:33It doesn't matter who I am
00:29:34What matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:37Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:41Take care!
00:29:42No, wait!
00:29:44Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:46He's right
00:29:48We are men of our words
00:29:49And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:29:53And you did just that
00:29:55Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead
00:29:58Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry, I...
00:30:04I'm already engaged
00:30:08Already engaged?
00:30:09I am
00:30:10I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:14And he's coming back today
00:30:15But don't be disappointed
00:30:18Really, I'm no one special
00:30:20I just got lucky with your brother
00:30:22Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:25But you're still Lysander's savior
00:30:27Please, let me give you what I promised
00:30:30Take the gold
00:30:30No, really
00:30:33I don't need anything
00:30:35I just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:40Trixie, it's your fiancé
00:30:42He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:48I must go
00:30:55Hobo close
00:30:57Halo glow
00:30:57I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie
00:31:01It was just dumb luck
00:31:03She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:06She could've been the richest woman in the world
00:31:08Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around
00:31:14I'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:20Oh my god
00:31:22I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly
00:31:27No, no, no, no, Lysander
00:31:30My syndrome is not what's supposed to be mine
00:31:34I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him
00:31:39You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:42Take these two weirdos out of here, and revoke their licenses
00:31:45No, we're not brides
00:31:48No, she's just better than us
00:31:51Oh my god
00:31:54We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:31:58She's no average Jane
00:31:59No, she isn't
00:32:00She said it was just dumb luck
00:32:02But if she truly had these special skills
00:32:05Why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll?
00:32:08But think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:10No normal person could've done that
00:32:12Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care
00:32:15I have never met a woman like that
00:32:17I have to find her, I have to make her my life
00:32:20She won my heart over too
00:32:21But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her
00:32:25Alright, listen, I need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:34I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house
00:32:41Now
00:32:41Trixie paid for this house
00:32:43She waited for you for three years
00:32:47She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:49And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:32:51One with some serious fuck you money
00:32:54So get lost
00:32:55Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:04Grandma
00:33:06Beatrice, Trixie, Amore
00:33:09I've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:11I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa
00:33:15In fact, the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:18So sign over the house, now
00:33:20How?
00:33:25You gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:28And I did
00:33:30For three years while you were deployed
00:33:32Yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:35And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:38Do you have no shame?
00:33:40We were together for three years and uh
00:33:42It was a complete waste of my life
00:33:44When I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa
00:33:52That's how much she would owe me if I was in the rent-to-boyfriend business
00:33:57I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:05Oh yeah?
00:34:07Well Marissa
00:34:09Is so much better than you
00:34:11Now, she grew up even poorer than you
00:34:14And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation
00:34:19Dude!
00:34:21And you?
00:34:23You're still nothing
00:34:25So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:28Of course she's an upgrade
00:34:29Look what she got me for my engagement
00:34:33Oops
00:34:34Yeah
00:34:36That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her
00:34:45You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:47I certainly did
00:34:48In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother
00:34:53Only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:00Oh, I think she's losing it, bro
00:35:03That break-up must have hit her hard
00:35:05You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here
00:35:09My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:16How dare you insult her?
00:35:18It's okay, Grandma
00:35:20Let's not stoop to that level
00:35:22Poor Edna
00:35:23She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:27What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:29Show her, Bob
00:35:35This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:38She didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:40She was begging on the street for money
00:35:43I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you
00:35:47Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep, ya dig?
00:35:51The word you're looking for is dignity
00:35:54And you're one to speak, cheater
00:35:57Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:02I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma
00:36:04I want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:07So that I can help them
00:36:09Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:14What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:16It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:19Is actually a downgrade
00:36:24Enough bullshitting already
00:36:25Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:41At your wedding I will
00:36:42What?
00:36:44If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:49Why should I do good by you?
00:36:51I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:36:54As my charity to you
00:36:57Fucking bitch!
00:36:58You better keep your word
00:37:00Oh, that's rich
00:37:02After tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:04Do remember that
00:37:07Hmm
00:37:13Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:15They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:20Grandma, I have to confess something to you
00:37:24I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:27Trillions?
00:37:29That would make you the richest person on the planet
00:37:34It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius
00:37:37The god of healing
00:37:39I've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:43That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract
00:37:45And become the goddess healer
00:37:47It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:37:51But please, Trixie dear
00:37:54I know it must have broken your heart
00:37:56But embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:01It will only delay the healing process
00:38:03You don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:06After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical pills
00:38:11I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need
00:38:15That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity
00:38:19You've always had an angel's heart
00:38:22I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:25Who actually deserves you
00:38:27You will see tomorrow, Grandma
00:38:30Oh yeah
00:38:36You said Trixie's crushing my wedding?
00:38:39She was bullying us too, Sasa
00:38:41She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:45When hope when nobody steps on a snake
00:38:48The snake bites back hard
00:38:50So let her come and embarrass herself
00:38:52Yeah
00:38:53You mean...
00:38:56We broadcast...
00:38:58That video of me?
00:39:02Yes
00:39:02Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:06She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:09Against my presidential glow up
00:39:12Let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:21There he is
00:39:22There he is
00:39:23Welcome home, brother
00:39:25Welcome home, General
00:39:27Welcome home, General
00:39:29Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie
00:39:32This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner
00:39:34He served with your regiment in the Marines
00:39:36You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:39Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir
00:39:43So she waited for him for years, and then he betrayed her
00:39:46Fucking coward
00:39:47According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:50Then we should join her
00:39:53Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:39:56And her incredible power that saved my life
00:39:58So she needs our support
00:40:00Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:02Yes, sir!
00:40:02We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:06Then let's roll
00:40:09I want a friend
00:40:10I want to take this place
00:40:18Woo-hoo!
00:40:21Welcome everyone!
00:40:22To my wedding
00:40:23Today is a very special day for me and Butch
00:40:26Not only are we getting married
00:40:27But in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:30Allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:37Congratulations
00:40:37On the contract, once again, Mrs.
00:40:40Wakeham, Stowe, but just taking my last name.
00:40:43Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:46You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a partay, after all.
00:40:52I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:40:58The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:04It's an honor.
00:41:05And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:10We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:13We'll let the wedding begin.
00:41:16Not so fast.
00:41:18The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:42You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:45So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:48I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:41:51Who is she?
00:41:51Um, this is our, uh, entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:41:55Just watch.
00:41:59Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:00This isn't the homeless shelter you lost.
00:42:02I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:05You know, being this poor.
00:42:08Me, but my meal.
00:42:10Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:14And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:16Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:18I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:21Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:25And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:28Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:30She's welcome.
00:42:32See, everyone?
00:42:34Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:39show up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:42This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:42:44They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:42:49Rejecting much, Marissa?
00:42:50You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:42:55Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:02You giving me the contract?
00:43:05You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:08So how could you possibly have a pool to get the U.S. fucking president to give me a billion
00:43:14dollar contract?
00:43:15We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:17And I saw potential in you.
00:43:19Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:21But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:25Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:28This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:31They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:34Damn right.
00:43:35You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:38Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:40I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:43Bravo.
00:43:44Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:46Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:43:48Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:43:50She'll make her stop.
00:43:51Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:43:53She's the gold digging, blood sucking leech.
00:43:55I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone
00:43:59for me, butch.
00:44:02You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:06Okay, enough!
00:44:07You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:09Your moral posturing.
00:44:11But guess what?
00:44:13Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:16That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:20Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:22And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:24I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:26Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:30See this?
00:44:42Oh my god.
00:44:44Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:48The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:44:50No, absolutely not.
00:44:53I don't believe it.
00:44:54You all sound so scared already.
00:44:56Don't worry.
00:44:57This isn't that contract.
00:45:00It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:05See, everyone?
00:45:07She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:08But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:10Look at her following orders.
00:45:12I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:14Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:17That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:23Do you want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:37You misunderstand me.
00:45:39I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:41I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:47You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:45:50I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:45:53Including your head of command, butch.
00:45:56General Lysander Armstrong.
00:45:58You mean the legendary war hero?
00:46:00He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:46:05You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:46:08So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:46:14No one here is going to believe you.
00:46:15If you really cured the incurable general, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:46:21And she's not.
00:46:22You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:46:25You show them, butch.
00:46:32See for yourselves, everyone.
00:46:34Trixie's just a freeloading beggar.
00:46:39She won't leave me and Marissa alone, because we're rich as fuck now.
00:46:43I'm a major in the Marines.
00:46:45Sasa, she has a billion-dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:46:51Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:46:56How despicable.
00:46:57She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:47:01Get out of here.
00:47:02No one wants to marry you.
00:47:03No free meals for the poor.
00:47:05Do you see this, Trixie?
00:47:07This is high society.
00:47:09So you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:47:14Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:47:22I already have everything one can dream of.
00:47:25But I valued our friendship, Marissa.
00:47:27Which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:47:29To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:47:32But no, you stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:47:37Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:47:42And who knows, if you've already started offering sexual services.
00:47:47Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:47:51My brother will never take you back.
00:47:54No man will marry an embarrassed man like you.
00:47:57But make me happy?
00:47:58And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:48:12How dare you hit my brother!
00:48:14I'm never letting you leave here alive!
00:48:17That's awesome.
00:48:18There's something else.
00:48:19Don't worry, my dear.
00:48:21After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:48:26Oh, is that so?
00:48:29Security!
00:48:31Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,
00:48:37or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:48:41I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:48:44Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:48:49Dream on!
00:48:51You wish General Licender scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:48:55You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:48:57Enough!
00:48:58You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:49:05On the count of three!
00:49:06I think I quite like it here.
00:49:08Two!
00:49:09Two!
00:49:18Mmm, this wine is so delicious.
00:49:23One!
00:49:24Shoot!
00:49:26Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:49:36It's...
00:49:38It's...
00:49:38It's...
00:49:46Who the hell is this?
00:49:52I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:49:53Did they hurt you?
00:49:55No, I'm fine.
00:49:57But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:50:01You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:50:04I'm a man of my word.
00:50:06They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:50:08Really, it was nothing.
00:50:10I saved you because you're a good man,
00:50:13not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:50:21I see what this is.
00:50:22You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:50:24Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:50:26Don't try to pin this on her.
00:50:28She waited for you for three years.
00:50:29This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:50:34Virtue?
00:50:35Don't make me laugh.
00:50:37She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:50:40No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:50:44She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:50:50I see her in the Marines.
00:50:54I'm a major.
00:50:55You know, look man, I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, a seven.
00:51:00Now that she's all cleaned up,
00:51:01but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:51:11A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:51:15You're a coward.
00:51:21Hmm.
00:51:25We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:51:29You're very gracious, Trixie, you know that?
00:51:34You're only getting off of it because she's so kind,
00:51:36so you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:51:39You understand?
00:51:39You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:51:41I'm a fucking major.
00:51:43You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:51:46I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:51:48Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:51:50I thought you were in the Marines.
00:51:52What have you been doing this whole time
00:51:53if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:51:56He was just a supply boy.
00:52:00War hero?
00:52:02Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:52:05Poor girl.
00:52:06Did you sell your house to hire this actor
00:52:08so you can feel better about yourself?
00:52:10A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:52:13Trixie is worthless
00:52:14because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:52:19A bum girl and a pimp.
00:52:21What a pair.
00:52:23Seems like they don't know who you are
00:52:24since you've been out of action for so long.
00:52:27Maybe we should try to piss them off some more.
00:52:29Don't you think?
00:52:31Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:52:39What is all this?
00:52:41Trixie, listen.
00:52:42Listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything
00:52:44after you saved my life.
00:52:46But I know that we shared a moment.
00:52:51I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman
00:52:53and then just disappear.
00:52:54It's not in my nature.
00:52:57I'm like somebody else here.
00:52:59Listen, Trixie.
00:53:01I have never met a woman like you.
00:53:06So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:53:09So I know that you're the one for me.
00:53:14This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:53:19Oscar worthy.
00:53:20Oscar worthy.
00:53:21No.
00:53:22First gift.
00:53:28Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:53:30So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:53:34Worth $500 million.
00:53:36Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:53:40Second gift.
00:53:43This contains all the rights to my entire fortune,
00:53:48which is now yours.
00:53:49Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:53:52It must be pennies.
00:53:53They already spent their entire life savings
00:53:55on this clown show.
00:53:56They've got nothing left.
00:53:57Why, Sander?
00:53:58I really don't care for any of us.
00:54:00No, look.
00:54:01I know.
00:54:02I know that you are the farthest thing
00:54:04from a material woman.
00:54:05Okay?
00:54:06Which is exactly why,
00:54:07well, my third gift is, um,
00:54:10will help.
00:54:26Cleo!
00:54:28You found my dog.
00:54:33Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:54:34But with you, it's so much more.
00:54:37Trixie Amore.
00:54:41Will you marry me?
00:54:45You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:54:50Yes, I will marry you.
00:55:08Go, go, power couple.
00:55:11Woo!
00:55:12Okay, stop.
00:55:13The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:55:17Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:55:22No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:55:27Hey.
00:55:28I don't care if she's homeless or not,
00:55:30but I'm making this woman my wife,
00:55:32which means that she will be treated as,
00:55:34and cherished as,
00:55:35the most precious woman on earth.
00:55:36I understand.
00:55:41You still don't realize
00:55:43that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:55:46This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:55:56As if,
00:55:57like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:56:00would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:56:03Yes,
00:56:03the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:56:06Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:56:09than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:56:12I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:56:15Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:56:17Come on, Lysander.
00:56:18What are we waiting for?
00:56:19Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:56:21What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us,
00:56:23the elites?
00:56:24Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:56:27She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:56:30Truth is,
00:56:31she's just a useless,
00:56:33lazy bitchin' bum.
00:56:34She's utterly unmarriable.
00:56:39I can dispose of them
00:56:40in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:56:43I'd handle them myself,
00:56:44but
00:56:47I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:56:49Go ahead, Lysander.
00:56:57Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:56:59Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:57:03Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:57:05Anyone these days could call anyone
00:57:07and pretend to be on the phone.
00:57:14Uh, hello?
00:57:16Yes.
00:57:19What?
00:57:24I'm going bankrupt!
00:57:34Hey, hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasa?
00:57:37That was a real call?
00:57:39People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:57:41My company's dead.
00:57:42It evaporated.
00:57:44It's in thin air.
00:57:47That's impossible.
00:57:49Who are you?
00:57:51What did she do?
00:57:52Secretary Cho,
00:57:54you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:57:56And you yourself said that the Armstrong family
00:57:58owns the entire global stock market.
00:58:00Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:58:02Then that means
00:58:06you're really Lysander Armstrong,
00:58:09the richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:58:13Trixie's married.
00:58:14The famed war hero.
00:58:16The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:58:20Now you believe me?
00:58:22Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:58:24No, there's got to be some trick to this.
00:58:27You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:58:30It's awesome.
00:58:32It's awesome.
00:58:33It's awesome.
00:58:39I know why you're all over Trixie.
00:58:41Because you've been in the military for so long,
00:58:43you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
00:58:46Let me take you to my wedding chamber
00:58:48and I'll show you a good time.
00:58:52Do you want to remove your hands for me
00:58:53or I'll have them removed for you.
00:58:59I would never be interested in a woman
00:59:01who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
00:59:05Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
00:59:10Sasa was just trying to save the company.
00:59:12I don't blame her at all.
00:59:14Your double standards are incredible.
00:59:16Okay, you don't want me.
00:59:18Fine.
00:59:18But there's plenty of other efficiency.
00:59:20I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
00:59:2318 years old.
00:59:24Fresh for the taking.
00:59:32I did that so you wouldn't have to,
00:59:35Miss Trixie.
00:59:35Thank you, Devin.
00:59:38Marissa,
00:59:39not only have you backstabbed me,
00:59:41your best friend,
00:59:43by stealing my fiance,
00:59:45but now you'd sell out other innocent girls
00:59:47just to get your company back?
00:59:48You're an insult to all good women out there.
00:59:50No, to all of humanity.
00:59:52So now,
00:59:53everything that I've ever given you to,
00:59:55I'm taking it all back.
00:59:59Wait, everyone, stop.
01:00:03They're imposters.
01:00:05Woo!
01:00:08I just got off the phone with the president
01:00:10and she said your contract is not getting canceled
01:00:12because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:00:15So we won't go bankrupt?
01:00:18The goddess healer?
01:00:19You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:00:22approved of my biomedical products?
01:00:25Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:00:29The goddess healer's motto is,
01:00:32the right rewrites the wrong,
01:00:34the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:00:36That means she's rewarding me.
01:00:38The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:00:42In fact, she's on her way now.
01:00:46So you're telling me,
01:00:47this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:00:50isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:00:52Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:00:54If the president and the goddess healer
01:00:56approves of my products,
01:00:57who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:00:59We can break his legs, break his arms,
01:01:01no one would even bat an eye.
01:01:02She even gave us explicit permission
01:01:04to call upon secret services.
01:01:07FBI!
01:01:08FBI!
01:01:09FBI!
01:01:10You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:01:12and identity theft.
01:01:14Gotcha.
01:01:19Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:01:22No, don't arrest her!
01:01:24Trixie's a good person.
01:01:26Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:01:28Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams,
01:01:31what are you all doing here?
01:01:32The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:01:35We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:01:38Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:01:42She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:01:46Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition,
01:01:50Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out.
01:01:53She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:01:56My fiancé really is an incredible woman.
01:01:59She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:02:06You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:02:10My brother is not a criminal.
01:02:12He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:02:16Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:02:19And that's why it's twice the crime for stealing his identity.
01:02:23General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:02:27And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:02:32I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:02:35But I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:02:42If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:02:44But don't fuck with my fiancé.
01:02:46You don't get to decide, punk.
01:02:48Let's go!
01:03:11Get him!
01:03:12If you can.
01:03:40You don't get to death.
01:03:43Oh, my God.
01:03:50Yes!
01:04:04Is that enough pain?
01:04:05Or do you want more?
01:04:14Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:04:19Drama.
01:04:21Meet my new fiancé.
01:04:24Wow, your new fiancé?
01:04:27He's so manly.
01:04:29Much better than your last one.
01:04:31I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:04:34It's Butch's loss.
01:04:35Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:04:38She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:04:41and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:04:44Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:04:45I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:04:48Drown out the poor!
01:04:50Drown out the poor!
01:04:51Drown out the poor!
01:04:53Drown out the poor!
01:04:54Drown out the poor!
01:04:56Drown out the poor!
01:04:56Drown out the poor!
01:04:57See, Trixie?
01:04:58You've got no connections, no power.
01:05:01You can't compete against me,
01:05:02even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:05:04We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:05:07So you're using defenseless lives as your shield,
01:05:10because you know we won't hurt them.
01:05:12Let them eat cake!
01:05:23You can't shoot all of them.
01:05:24Grab what you can, fam.
01:05:26Attack!
01:05:43You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:05:52What the fuck was that?
01:05:53I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:05:54I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:06:05Dammit!
01:06:06Dammit!
01:06:06Dammit!
01:06:08You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:06:11That'll teach you from messing with the wig hams.
01:06:13Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:06:15We're quartered.
01:06:16I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:06:19Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:06:22I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:06:24They will be punished.
01:06:28Now hold still for me.
01:06:32Right.
01:06:33Ray rides the road.
01:06:45Holy fuck!
01:06:46Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:06:48By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:06:49Is she the goddess healer?
01:06:54I'm all better now.
01:06:56Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:06:58See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:07:01No.
01:07:01Please.
01:07:02I am just an ordinary girl.
01:07:04Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:07:06Sure.
01:07:08You hear that?
01:07:09She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:07:12She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:07:14Well, I do not care for glory.
01:07:16I do believe in justice.
01:07:19Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:07:24I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:07:26And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:07:29God?
01:07:30Wrong.
01:07:32But you're close.
01:07:34Bullshit.
01:07:35I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:07:39You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:07:41Then let's see you try.
01:07:43Charge!
01:07:43Charge!
01:07:52The hell is this?
01:07:54This is the line between life and death.
01:07:58Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:08:01I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:08:06You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:08:08What if it's a trap?
01:08:09That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:08:11We ain't afraid of her.
01:08:12She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:08:15Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:08:18I will.
01:08:22Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:08:31I'm fine.
01:08:32Nothing happened.
01:08:34You'll see soon enough.
01:08:35Oh, please.
01:08:36I really wanna die.
01:08:38And you call this the line between life and death?
01:08:40I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:08:42Whoops.
01:08:43Just crossed it again.
01:08:45Whoops.
01:08:46And again.
01:08:47Nothing's happening.
01:08:59No!
01:08:59What did you do to my brother?
01:09:01I didn't do anything.
01:09:02Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:09:05I suggest you take him to the ER if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:09:10No.
01:09:11Come on.
01:09:12Major.
01:09:13Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:09:15How was he able to cross the line?
01:09:17See?
01:09:17This must be an illusion.
01:09:22Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:09:24Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please!
01:09:34You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:09:35You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:09:37Oh, please.
01:09:38You hurt us first.
01:09:39At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:09:43But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:09:47Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:09:52You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:09:55You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:10:00When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:10:06Don't touch my wife.
01:10:09And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:10:14You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:10:16But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:10:21That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:10:24Oh, really?
01:10:25Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:10:29You've got nothing on me.
01:10:34Yes.
01:10:35Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:10:41Goddess.
01:10:42Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:10:46Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:10:50Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:10:55Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:10:59God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:11:02I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:11:05You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:11:07A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:11:11Miss Wickham is correct.
01:11:12I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:11:14Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:11:18You hear that, everyone?
01:11:19There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:11:25She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:11:31No.
01:11:32My granddaughter would never do that.
01:11:35Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:11:39Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:11:44Oh my god.
01:11:48Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are
01:11:55pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:11:58Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:12:02I never realized how delusional they were.
01:12:05You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:12:11Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:12:15It ain't working.
01:12:17You can't just fake the...
01:12:20Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:12:24It's like real magic.
01:12:26Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:12:31And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:12:38No.
01:12:39Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:12:42You saved me.
01:12:44Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:12:48No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:12:51We'll riot against you now.
01:12:53Tear her apart.
01:12:55Tear her apart.
01:12:56Tear her apart.
01:12:58Tear her apart.
01:12:59Tear her apart.
01:13:01Tear her apart.
01:13:01The vice president arrives!
01:13:18who dare cause ruckus in here
01:13:24your general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've
01:13:32been through this already once okay right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled this weird
01:13:39stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i got
01:13:44the contract coming still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is
01:13:50you're the war hero general lysander armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding
01:13:56the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most
01:14:02important allies to the president he is the general oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that
01:14:10even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader so what if trixie
01:14:16picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp and the president on our side you'll always
01:14:22be nothing trixie i told you now punish them vice president langley this is treason lysander
01:14:30armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:14:37hurry the goddess healer needs us
01:14:41you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country
01:14:47from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:14:52enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother
01:15:00it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country i have no problem
01:15:06doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life and let's be honest about one other thing
01:15:11mr vice president i never gave a fuck about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:15:24i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr vice
01:15:31president i have
01:15:31swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:15:37let's try it out on them hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:15:43put innocent civilian lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your
01:15:49filthy companions are disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that
01:15:57boys
01:16:11shoot wait that's the president
01:16:24Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:16:37That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:16:41What is this?
01:16:43Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:16:47This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:16:51You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:16:53I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:16:55With great power comes great responsibility.
01:16:58And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:17:02What are you doing? Reverse the poison!
01:17:04And take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:17:06That is easy.
01:17:08There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:17:25It's raining gold!
01:17:28What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:17:31It's gotta be cheap glitter.
01:17:35She... she... she is...
01:17:37She is a criminal!
01:17:39Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:17:42I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:17:44Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:17:47What are you talking about?
01:17:49The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:18:02This contract?
01:18:03Yeah! Yes!
01:18:05Thank you, first gentleman.
01:18:23My contract, you bitch!
01:18:26And that's not all.
01:18:39This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:18:41There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:18:45Don't you realize?
01:18:46Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:18:50You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:18:52Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:18:55And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:18:57So prepare yourself.
01:18:59Because I'm about to smite you.
01:19:02What are you gonna do?
01:19:04The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:19:10You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:19:14Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:19:17So what's your final decision?
01:19:20I'll...
01:19:21She's gonna give me my billion dollar!
01:19:28I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:19:35Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:19:38You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:19:40You wish, you idiot!
01:19:44I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:19:50I don't understand.
01:19:51I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:19:57And do you know the goddess healing saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:20:02You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:20:07The one and only.
01:20:10And it's...
01:20:13Her.
01:20:25What?!
01:20:29Welcome, goddess.
01:20:37Uh, we, uh...
01:20:41You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:20:43How else did you think I saved you?
01:20:46Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:20:51I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:20:54To help those in need.
01:20:56And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:20:59No, so that means...
01:21:01The billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:21:05She took it away just like that.
01:21:08That was her golden ticket.
01:21:09You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:21:12But after everything you've done...
01:21:14We're officially getting ties with you both.
01:21:17No, please, I swear to you.
01:21:18I didn't know you were an exorcist.
01:21:23It doesn't matter who she is.
01:21:25Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:21:26She's an amazing person.
01:21:28And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:21:31She's gonna be my wife.
01:21:33Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:21:41I love you.
01:21:55All her gold.
01:21:57All her clothes.
01:21:58All that could have been mine.
01:22:00This is all your fault.
01:22:02You seduced me!
01:22:04Don't stop me!
01:22:06You were the one that came onto me, you... you... himmo!
01:22:08Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:22:13I want to be rich again.
01:22:15I'll be your slave.
01:22:16Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:22:18You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:22:22All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:22:27You two should be locked up.
01:22:29And she shall.
01:22:30For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:22:36It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you.
01:22:40It's your fault.
01:22:41I was only with you for your money.
01:22:43You were rich.
01:22:45I'll see myself out.
01:22:47Rest assured, goddess.
01:22:49We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:22:52My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:22:56I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:22:58That is why I saved you.
01:23:00With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:23:06Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:23:12Let's party!
01:23:14Wait, what if we just got married?
01:23:16Right now?
01:23:17Yes.
01:23:18Well.
01:23:19Woo!
01:23:21Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:23:26I do.
01:23:27I do.
01:23:28You may kiss the bride.
01:23:31You may kiss the bride.
01:23:32You may kiss the bride.
01:23:33You may kiss the bride.
01:23:33You may kiss the bride.
01:23:38You may kiss the bride.
01:23:42You may kiss the bride.
01:23:43You may kiss the bride.
01:23:46You may kiss the bride.
01:23:48You may kiss the bride.
01:23:48You may kiss the bride.
01:23:49You may kiss the bride.
01:23:49You may kiss the bride.
01:23:49You may kiss the bride.
01:23:50You may kiss the bride.
01:23:50You may kiss the bride.
01:23:51You may kiss the bride.
01:23:51You may kiss the bride.
01:23:51You may kiss the bride.
01:23:51You may kiss the bride.
01:23:52You may kiss the bride.
01:23:52You may kiss the bride.
01:23:54You may kiss the bride.
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