00:06God, heal my heart and lead me to someone who makes me whole.
00:37God, he's the devil, and I still can't take my eyes off of him.
00:47Who are you?
00:56Get off of me!
00:58This is the house of the Lord.
01:00That's why I'm being exceptionally well behaved.
01:06Don't make me regret it, my lovely bride.
01:10Bride?
01:11I don't even know who you are.
01:18My first kiss with a demon.
01:24I finally found you, and this time I won't let you go.
01:36That dream again.
01:40Get your lazy ass out of bed.
01:44You're getting married today.
01:45What?
01:47To who?
01:57My Lord Lucifer, you summoned me.
02:03I need you to watch over hell.
02:05I'm going to the human world.
02:07What are you up to now?
02:09Last time you went, World War II happened.
02:13There's a woman.
02:15She visits me in my dreams.
02:16I do not know her name, and I do not know her face when I wake, but one thing I
02:22do know.
02:24She's my bride.
02:28That church looks similar to the one in my dreams.
02:32Father, what games are you playing?
02:39What a funny little sooner.
02:42Look at that dude.
02:44Is he in a boy band or something?
02:46He's kind of hot.
02:47His outfit is so extra though.
02:52Human.
02:54What?
02:55Fuck, man.
02:56I was having a good dream.
02:57This is pure gold.
03:00Give me your clothes.
03:03What?
03:06Wait, Lucifer.
03:08Try not to use your powers this time.
03:10Something's going on with the angels above.
03:12I don't want them to know that you're in the human realm.
03:16Fine.
03:23I said give me your clothes.
03:29For the last time, I'm not marrying Thomas More.
03:32He's a drug dealer.
03:34He's killed people for crying out loud.
03:37How can you force your daughter to marry a sinner when you claim to do the Lord's work?
03:41What about practicing what you preach?
03:46Shut your fucking mouth.
03:49You don't talk back to me like that.
03:51I'm your father, and you will marry who I say you will marry.
03:54She's your daughter.
03:55How do you make her marry Thomas?
03:57You ungrateful brat.
03:58We clothe you.
03:59We feed you.
04:00We put a roof over your head.
04:02You're going to do as your father says.
04:04That's right.
04:04Thomas More has offered me 50 grand for you.
04:08The truth is, the economy is bad.
04:10People aren't donating as much.
04:13And the church needs it.
04:16The church needs the money?
04:17Or do you need the money?
04:19It's the same thing, isn't it?
04:22I own the church.
04:25I'm tired of arguing with you.
04:29Thomas More is going to be here at any minute.
04:31Well, I'd rather die than-
04:51Why does he seem so familiar?
04:54Ew!
04:56What is a bum doing in here?
04:59He's stinking up the church!
05:01Hey, get out of here.
05:03Free food is only on Sundays.
05:05I can never remember her face, but she feels oddly familiar.
05:11Did you hear me?
05:12You filthy bum!
05:14I said, get out of my church!
05:16Angela, why is that hobo staring at you?
05:23Oh my god!
05:24Is he your hobo boyfriend?
05:27Hey, are you blind and deaf?
05:31I said, get the fuck out!
05:37Dad, stop!
05:38He's probably just hungry.
05:40Why don't we just give him some food?
05:42Is she really trying to protect me with that tiny body of hers?
05:46I'm not giving him shit.
05:48Well, if he won't leave, then I'll beat his ass out.
05:52No, no, no.
06:01What's up?
06:05I fought in many wars,
06:07but no one's ever tried to hit me with a stick before.
06:12Who are you?
06:14Me?
06:17My name is Lucifer Morningstar.
06:24Lucifer Morningstar?
06:27Okay, so not only a hobo, but also a lunatic.
06:32Blasphemy.
06:33How dare you say that name in the house of the Lord?
06:36I'll say whatever I want to say, especially in my father's house.
06:41Oh, yeah?
06:43Well, you better get the fuck out of here as soon as you can.
06:47Because, you know, Thomas More?
06:50Let me fill you in.
06:51He's the biggest drug lord in Los Angeles.
06:54And he's coming here to marry my daughter.
06:57And he won't hesitate to put a bullet in a stinky hobo like you.
07:02Look, I told you!
07:04I'm not marrying him!
07:06I'd rather marry...
07:12...him!
07:14Before I marry that disgusting man.
07:17Well, it's already too late, my dear.
07:21I already accepted his 50 grand.
07:24So, you're going to marry Thomas.
07:27You're gonna give him little babies like a respectable woman would.
07:3550 grand?
07:37You're telling me that if I pay you just 50 grand, I can have your daughter.
07:45You got 50 grand?
07:48You probably don't even have five bucks to your name.
07:53That wasn't what I asked you.
07:55Fine.
07:56Any man that has 50 grand, you can have my daughter.
08:05How could you say that?
08:09You know...
08:11You don't deserve to be my father.
08:28Is this real gold?
08:30These better not be fake.
08:33Disgusting.
08:40Do you want to leave with me?
08:42Do you want to leave with me?
09:14I feel the bond.
09:16It's her.
09:17My bride.
09:26Hey!
09:29Where do you think you're going?
09:30I haven't had these authenticated yet.
09:33Where do you think you're going with my daughter?
09:35Huh?
09:38You struck a deal with the devil.
09:41You don't ever go back on that.
09:42Remember that.
09:45Remember that.
09:49Remember that.
10:09Jesus.
10:11This place is gorgeous.
10:14Don't say that name in my home, alright?
10:16That guy pisses me off.
10:18Who?
10:20Jesus?
10:21What do you have against our Lord and Savior?
10:23Look.
10:24If you met the guy and you knew...
10:30Anyways, this is one of my many homes here on earth.
10:33You are welcome to stay from now on.
10:39Oh my god.
10:40Are you a squatter?
10:43Okay, where are the owners?
10:48What's a squatter?
10:51Oh, it's nothing.
10:53Can I use your restroom?
10:56It's down the hall.
11:04What am I doing here?
11:06I can't believe...
11:07I just slept with a strange homeless man.
11:10Who's probably squatting at some millionaire's home.
11:14It's okay, Angela.
11:16Anything is better than being buried to them.
11:19Thomas More.
11:21You can get through this.
11:30Hey, um...
11:31Thank you for letting me stay here, but I'm gonna get a job and I'll move and...
11:48You'll move and what?
11:56Something...
11:57Someone...
11:58Has bonded us together.
11:58Someone...
12:00Has bonded us together.
12:12And I plan to find out why.
12:16Make me happy.
12:20Make me happy.
12:23Someone...
12:23...
12:28I'll take tips for as many as many as as on school.
12:29I can't get nobody propertyify but I respect the other laws.
12:29I think it's definitely an excellent word for me.
12:29I don't know how that怎麼 does that.
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