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Keep Your Ring, I'm President Now 2026 Dramax
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00:00:12Who are you?
00:00:14Her name's Connor, ma'am.
00:00:16I came to get you out of here.
00:00:17Just save yourself. This place is gonna blow.
00:00:20No can do, ma'am. Hold on.
00:00:24I got you.
00:00:44Dad.
00:00:46Sweetie, I am so glad you're safe.
00:00:53Captain Connor Mitchell, it is my honor to award you
00:01:00the National Medal of Valor for saving my daughter.
00:01:04Thank you, sir.
00:01:05Please, call me Jim.
00:01:08Yes, sir.
00:01:11And, uh, probably owe you an apology.
00:01:14To keep this mission secret, we did have to, uh, fake your death.
00:01:18I hope you understand.
00:01:20Of course, sir.
00:01:21Now, something new has popped up on our radar.
00:01:24Off the coast of Tarkov, I want you, as the commanding officer, to take that threat out.
00:01:31I'm sorry, sir.
00:01:33I think I've seen enough action for a while.
00:01:36How about a different kind of action?
00:01:37Um, uh, marry me.
00:01:41You would make a fine couple.
00:01:45I'm flattered, but I'm sorry.
00:01:47I'm gonna have to turn you both down for now.
00:01:49I have a loyal woman waiting for me at home, and she doesn't know I'm alive.
00:01:55Now, if you'll excuse me,
00:01:57I have the perfect way to show her that I am.
00:02:02Oh, my.
00:02:04Well, good luck, sir.
00:02:07Thank you, sir.
00:02:15Tandy?
00:02:18Connor!
00:02:19They told me you died!
00:02:21Oh, my God!
00:02:23Stuart, you were supposed to be my best friend.
00:02:26I-I...
00:02:27Connor...
00:02:28Is that for me?
00:02:30Oh, this was a mistake.
00:02:32Oh, wait, Connor, Connor.
00:02:34Stuart was just, um, consoling me during my grief.
00:02:38We didn't know.
00:02:41Please forgive me.
00:02:43I'm so sorry.
00:02:46I will marry you.
00:02:49Sure?
00:02:50Yes, of course.
00:02:55That look, I should have known then.
00:02:57But Tandy and I had been together for five years, and I loved her with every fiber of my being.
00:03:03I wanted to forgive her.
00:03:09For the next six months, I did everything in my power to make Tandy happy.
00:03:15I took care of her every need.
00:03:19Waited on her hand and foot.
00:03:25Even swore I'd never accept another mission again.
00:03:30But the only thing she seemed to care about were expensive dinners with Stuart and his luxury gifts.
00:03:51When President Maverick awarded me an incredible fortune for saving his daughter, I thought I could finally fix things.
00:04:00I spent every dime buying Tandy's dream house.
00:04:04Thanks again.
00:04:06I appreciate it.
00:04:11Stop it.
00:04:12Tandy, uh, can I talk to you for a sec?
00:04:16Can you make it quick?
00:04:17Stuart and I are running late.
00:04:20Yeah, um, look, I have a surprise for you.
00:04:24Connor, what is this?
00:04:27What is this, a timeshare?
00:04:29Can you take a page out of Stuart's book and be a little more responsible with your money?
00:04:33I mean, Jesus Christ.
00:04:36Oh, Stuart!
00:04:37I just gave her everything she ever wanted.
00:04:40She threw it away.
00:04:44Tandy, what the hell?
00:04:46While we're out, can you make yourself useful and clean up this place?
00:04:49Please?
00:04:57More and more, it seems like there's only one thing that I can give Tandy that she'll truly appreciate.
00:05:08Mr. President.
00:05:09Captain Mitchell.
00:05:10I need you to reconsider taking the lead on this mission.
00:05:14We just got new intel that the Sakani network is planning a deadly attack on our nation's capital.
00:05:20And unfortunately, our point man is just not up to the job.
00:05:26Connor, your country needs you.
00:05:28I swore to Tandy I'd never accept another mission.
00:05:31But does that even matter anymore?
00:05:39I have to go, sir.
00:05:41It's an emergency.
00:05:49God damn it.
00:05:50Oh, jeez.
00:05:52Dad!
00:05:53You're not supposed to be getting out of bed by yourself!
00:05:56I miss my...
00:05:57Oh, I come...
00:05:58I...
00:05:59Oh, jeez.
00:06:04Here you go, Tom.
00:06:05Thanks, Connor.
00:06:07Great.
00:06:08Now we're going to be late.
00:06:10Thanks a lot, Dad.
00:06:12You're welcome.
00:06:14Spitfire.
00:06:18So, have you two set a wedding date yet?
00:06:23You know, the only reason I'm still kicking is so I can walk Tandy down the aisle into your arms.
00:06:28You know that, right?
00:06:29Yeah, I know.
00:06:31Connor, who was it that looked after you after your parents, uh...
00:06:35Well...
00:06:52You and Tandy were inseparable.
00:06:54The moment I brought you in, you two.
00:06:59Son, give her another shot.
00:07:01She'll come around.
00:07:02I...
00:07:02I know it.
00:07:16Okay, Tom.
00:07:18I'll give her one more shot.
00:07:19I think there's really something you should...
00:07:23Tandy.
00:07:24Oh, my God.
00:07:25Connor, I'm so sorry, my darling.
00:07:28I'm sorry.
00:07:28I thought you were a coat rack.
00:07:32Oh, honey.
00:07:33Can you be a dear?
00:07:34And can you make up the guest bed?
00:07:37If Stuart is too drunk to drive home, I will call him an Uber, but he's not staying in our
00:07:41guest bed.
00:07:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:48The guest bed is for you.
00:07:56Are you kidding me?
00:07:58Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
00:08:00Honey, don't be rude.
00:08:02Stuart is our guest.
00:08:04You know how uncomfortable that guest bed is.
00:08:07Other bed is our bed.
00:08:10Don't fight.
00:08:11Listen, I'll take an Uber.
00:08:12It's fine.
00:08:13No, no, no, no, no, I can't.
00:08:16I can't let you spend all that money on an Uber.
00:08:20I mean, besides, it's my fault that you just got so drunk.
00:08:24Connor doesn't mind.
00:08:26Right?
00:08:28Right?
00:08:30Do whatever you want.
00:08:32Oh, pretty.
00:08:34President.
00:08:37Cheers.
00:08:39Sir, I'm so sorry about cutting things short before.
00:08:42Don't sweat it, soldier.
00:08:45But I still need an answer from you.
00:08:47I accept, sir.
00:08:49Captain Connor Mitchell reporting for duty.
00:08:53Connor!
00:08:56Did you just accept another mission?
00:08:59You promised me that you would never deploy again.
00:09:02You tell whoever is on that phone that you have someone at home to take care of.
00:09:06Not a chance.
00:09:07Not a chance.
00:09:07I'm done with your bullshit, Tandy.
00:09:09I'm deploying and that's final.
00:09:13The last time you left me, they made me believe that you were dead.
00:09:18You have a home.
00:09:19A fiance to take care of.
00:09:22And not to mention, my father.
00:09:25Did you forget about him?
00:09:26Don't pretend this is about Tom.
00:09:27This is about you.
00:09:28It's always about you.
00:09:30You never asked me once what I want.
00:09:32How I feel.
00:09:34You don't need a husband.
00:09:36You need a butler.
00:09:39If you accept this mission, the engagement is off.
00:09:45I am so serious.
00:09:47She hasn't even pretended like we're engaged since I put that ring on her finger.
00:09:54Like I said, sir, I accept.
00:09:58Don't you dare ignore me.
00:10:02Did he just hang up on me?
00:10:05Do you know who you just hung up on?
00:10:09What could be more important than your future wife?
00:10:13The president of the United States.
00:10:15That's who.
00:10:16We'll just talk about this tomorrow.
00:10:18Yeah, sure.
00:10:19I'll go make sure you and Stuart are comfortable together in my bed.
00:10:23What are you talking about?
00:10:25I am sleeping in the guest bed with you.
00:10:30Really?
00:10:31I told you, Stuart and I are just friends.
00:10:34How many times do I have to say it?
00:10:36Jesus.
00:10:36After all this time I've tried to make up for my mistakes, you still don't trust me.
00:10:42Oh, God.
00:10:47She's right, you know, it's not healthy to partle up all this anger.
00:10:53Sorry, I can't just let go of you sleeping with my fiance.
00:10:56So what?
00:10:58You hate me because I comforted Tandy in her time of need?
00:11:03You should be thanking me.
00:11:06You should be thanking me.
00:11:06Thanking you?
00:11:08Yeah, man.
00:11:09I comforted Tandy from the back, the front, her mouth.
00:11:17And don't worry.
00:11:19I'll make sure she's real comfortable when you're deployed.
00:11:30As much as I'd like to teach Stuart a lesson, he's not worth it.
00:11:34Neither of them are.
00:11:35Oh, God.
00:11:38What the hell?
00:11:40Did you hit him?
00:11:41No.
00:11:42If I had hit Stuart, you'd have to carry him out on a stretcher.
00:11:45Bullshit.
00:11:47This jarhead tried his best, but I narrowly dodged him.
00:11:50Are you out of your mind?
00:11:51Where is his jealousy coming from?
00:11:54Don't leave me again.
00:11:55I know you slept with Stuart.
00:11:59Or sleeping with Stuart.
00:12:01That's absurd.
00:12:02What are you talking about?
00:12:04I told you Stuart was just comforting me.
00:12:07He was just being a friend.
00:12:08Of course she'd deny it.
00:12:10Even though it's right in my face.
00:12:12Enjoy my bed, Stuart.
00:12:13I'm out of here.
00:12:14Connor, don't leave me.
00:12:16I'm talking to you.
00:12:18Oh, God.
00:12:22Your father's having a heart attack.
00:12:25Come on.
00:12:26Come on, buddy.
00:12:27Put your arm around me.
00:12:33He is always falling.
00:12:36He should learn that he can't walk to the bathroom himself.
00:12:40Tandy, move.
00:12:41Not until you apologize to Stuart enough.
00:12:43Tandy, your father is dying.
00:12:46Dad, tell Connor to calm down and to deal with his bullshit.
00:12:49Like a real man.
00:12:51Son, don't go.
00:12:52Connor, don't leave me.
00:12:54See?
00:12:54Fine, Tandy.
00:12:55Fine, okay?
00:12:56We can talk about this at the hospital.
00:12:58Move.
00:12:58God damn it.
00:12:59You're not going anywhere.
00:13:00I will not tolerate slander.
00:13:02I don't have time for this.
00:13:08I tried to warn you.
00:13:10He's a violent man, Tandy.
00:13:12All he knows how to do is fight and kill.
00:13:14Tandy, your father is in serious danger right now, okay?
00:13:18He needs you.
00:13:19Come with us, please.
00:13:21My arm!
00:13:23I think it's broken!
00:13:25Tandy.
00:13:25Tandy.
00:13:26Who do you love me?
00:13:34You hadn't gotten Major Nelson here so quickly, or if you hadn't been a donor match, well,
00:13:40it's a miracle that he's still here.
00:13:42You saved his life.
00:13:48Where's Tandy?
00:13:51Oh, she chose the other guy, huh?
00:13:55Oh, shit.
00:13:56To be fair, Stuart is a fairly convincing whiner.
00:14:05All right.
00:14:08Relax, Major.
00:14:11I'm not going to leave Tandy.
00:14:13I'm not going to leave the other one of you.
00:14:15Listen to me, Karn.
00:14:17Dad.
00:14:18I loved you like you're my old son.
00:14:22You know I told you to give her another shot.
00:14:26But after what she pulled tonight, I just want you to be happy.
00:14:33Can you do that for me?
00:14:35Yeah.
00:14:38Thanks, Tom.
00:14:40I always consider you my father.
00:14:42You know that.
00:14:43Look, I gotta be honest about something.
00:14:49I accepted another mission.
00:14:52Directly from the president, and I gotta deploy in a couple days.
00:14:55Listen, I'm really proud of you, Connor.
00:15:00I'm really proud of you.
00:15:03Tandy take the news.
00:15:06I must have liked that one.
00:15:07To be honest, I don't know if Tandy would care if I lived or died.
00:15:15Tandy?
00:15:19Connor, wait!
00:15:22You think I don't care if you live or die?
00:15:25Connor, I'm sorry.
00:15:29I'm so sorry that you feel that way.
00:15:33Look at me.
00:15:34Let's just go home.
00:15:36Okay?
00:15:36We'll talk about this later.
00:15:39Unbelievable.
00:15:41Connor.
00:15:42Connor, I'm sorry, okay?
00:15:46I'll go home.
00:15:48My home, that is.
00:15:56Connor.
00:15:58Connor!
00:15:59I'm ready for breakfast!
00:16:02Connor!
00:16:08Jesus Christ.
00:16:11Oh, you're all my keys.
00:16:15Connor.
00:16:20Oh, hey.
00:16:22Don't forget these.
00:16:24Thanks.
00:16:28I love you.
00:16:29I love you more.
00:16:30Not possible.
00:16:32Definitely possible.
00:16:36Come back quickly.
00:16:38I'll be at just 30.
00:16:44Oh, God.
00:16:47Come on.
00:16:49When did you get so heavy?
00:16:50Oh, God.
00:16:53He told me not to try this on my own.
00:16:57Is Connor here to change my catheter?
00:17:00Or do you want to change my catheter?
00:17:02No!
00:17:03No!
00:17:04Not cancer!
00:17:05Stop!
00:17:07I'm just kidding, Tandy.
00:17:09Shit.
00:17:12Come on, Connor.
00:17:13Please pick up.
00:17:15I need you.
00:17:16Come on.
00:17:18Come on.
00:17:19Oh!
00:17:21Connor!
00:17:23Please pick up.
00:17:24Please pick up.
00:17:25Please pick up.
00:17:31Hello?
00:17:32Captain Mitchell.
00:17:32We are thrilled to have you leading this mission.
00:17:37In fact, we are honoring all the members of the Strike Force team at a state dinner tonight.
00:17:43I'd like you to be there as the guest of honor.
00:17:46I'll be there, sir.
00:17:47Excellent.
00:17:47I'll see you this evening.
00:17:50Though I'll have to get my dress uniform from Tandy's house.
00:17:59Oh, Connor.
00:18:01Connor, where have you been?
00:18:02I missed you.
00:18:04Hey!
00:18:05The kitchen is a mess.
00:18:07None of my clothes are dry cleaned.
00:18:10It is like you have not been here for days.
00:18:13That's because I haven't been here for days.
00:18:16Three days, to be exact.
00:18:17Thanks for noticing, though.
00:18:19Excuse me.
00:18:20Don't give me attitude.
00:18:21Stuart and I have a very important state dinner to attend for his defense contracting business.
00:18:28Now, be a good fiancé and clean up.
00:18:31Clean up yourself.
00:18:33Connor!
00:18:34Connor, I'm talking to you!
00:18:42Oh.
00:18:43The president should be here any moment, sir.
00:18:50Oh, thank you.
00:18:59I told you to look slutty.
00:19:01We can't win contracts from old horny men if you look like a spinster.
00:19:05I told you.
00:19:06Connor didn't do any of my laundry.
00:19:13Is that?
00:19:15This is too rich.
00:19:20Is the brain damage acting up, buddy?
00:19:23I think you might be lost.
00:19:25What are you doing here, Connor?
00:19:27I told you to stay home and clean.
00:19:28I'm here because I was invited.
00:19:32Newsflash, Jarhead.
00:19:33This banquet is for the people who order grunts like you to go over and get killed in the sand.
00:19:41So, why don't you get lost before I call security?
00:19:45Stuart, if you belittle one of my fellow service members again, I'm going to bury you in the sand.
00:19:54Okay, Connor, can you stop embarrassing me and just leave?
00:19:58Please?
00:19:59Like I said, I'm here as someone's guest.
00:20:02Why don't you two go solicit some more generals and let me enjoy my champagne?
00:20:07Rothschild Industries generate billions of dollars in contracts.
00:20:12We practically run the Pentagon.
00:20:15I'm friends with the president's guest of honor.
00:20:18That's right. The gentleman this whole dinner is celebrating happens to be a very close personal friend.
00:20:26I wasn't aware of that.
00:20:28I don't know who pitied you and passed along an invite, but the washed-up, shell-shocked vet has no
00:20:36business here.
00:20:37I'm getting secret service.
00:20:42Captain Mitchell?
00:20:44Hey, lady. Staying out of trouble these days?
00:20:47No, I only stick to the good kind of trouble.
00:20:51We have a minute.
00:20:52Sasha.
00:20:56Okay, I take it you're not a fan of my father's.
00:21:00Let's catch up later, Connor.
00:21:02I like that.
00:21:08Staying out of trouble these days?
00:21:10The nerve to flirt with a classless slut in front of me!
00:21:14Do you seriously not know who that is?
00:21:17And secondly, you are literally here as Stuart Staten-
00:21:22How dare you?
00:21:25Are you messing with my woman?
00:21:27Don't worry. I don't want anything to do with her.
00:21:30Wait.
00:21:31Let's see how tough you are when the secret service throw you in an unmarked van.
00:21:37Boys, I really wouldn't listen to him if I were you.
00:21:39Have fun being waterboarded in some black site for the rest of your miserable life.
00:21:44Grab him.
00:21:47What? What are you doing?
00:21:52What are you doing?
00:21:54No, you idiots! Grab him!
00:21:56Why would we kick out the president's guest of honor?
00:21:59Oh, come on, Stuart.
00:22:01You must recognize your close personal friend.
00:22:04No, there's supposed to be some kind of mistake.
00:22:07He's-
00:22:08Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans,
00:22:12it gives me great pleasure
00:22:14to celebrate a decorated war hero
00:22:19and a man that I can proudly call my personal friend,
00:22:25Captain Connor Mitchell.
00:22:34Good to see you, sir.
00:22:36Ladies and gentlemen,
00:22:37in just a few days,
00:22:40Captain Mitchell is going to lead a team
00:22:43to take out one of America's most notorious enemies.
00:22:48So I do hope you will all join me in a toast,
00:22:54wishing them good luck
00:22:57and God speak.
00:22:58Ladies and gentlemen,
00:23:04Connor wasn't bluffing?
00:23:06He really is leaving me?
00:23:11Goodbye at last.
00:23:19Well, look who it is.
00:23:22America's favorite army guy.
00:23:25What you doing, army guy?
00:23:27Leaving.
00:23:30On your little mission?
00:23:32Hoorah!
00:23:33What happened to you, Stuart?
00:23:35We used to be best friends.
00:23:37Do you remember that?
00:23:38Or were you always just chasing Tandy?
00:23:42Best friends.
00:23:44You got it all, Stuart.
00:23:46Save the Boy Scout humility.
00:23:48God, you're so grating.
00:23:51You think you're some kind of savior, don't you?
00:23:54You're a tool.
00:23:56You know why I could take Tandy from you?
00:23:59Because it was easy.
00:24:01Wow.
00:24:02Well, thanks for sharing.
00:24:05Good news for you, though,
00:24:06is you've never seen me again.
00:24:08Tandy's your problem now.
00:24:09Yeah, give me a break.
00:24:13You're going to be coming.
00:24:14Rolling back.
00:24:16Hey, Tandy.
00:24:17Oh, let me make your bed.
00:24:19Can I wipe your dad's ass?
00:24:21Thanks for your service,
00:24:24Major Cuck.
00:24:25Hey, maybe when you're back,
00:24:26you can help take care of my kid, too.
00:24:32This guy can fall in there, Connor.
00:24:34No more than a fly, Tom.
00:24:37You take care of yourself.
00:24:38I'm shipping out.
00:24:44What's going on?
00:24:45I just felt the whole house shake.
00:24:47Give me good to Tom while I'm gone.
00:24:49You understand me?
00:24:53Strong arms, son.
00:24:55Hey, are you okay?
00:24:58Your char-head ex-boyfriend's off to die
00:25:00in some other shithole country.
00:25:03On the bright side,
00:25:05it looks like we have the place to ourselves.
00:25:07No, no.
00:25:08We can't let him go.
00:25:10No, come back.
00:25:11What the fuck?
00:25:12Connor, please.
00:25:12Please don't leave me, Connor.
00:25:21Connor, please.
00:25:23Stuart, do something.
00:25:42I swear that man is God's favorite.
00:25:46I swear that man is God's favorite.
00:25:53Mr. Maverick.
00:25:56What are you doing here?
00:25:58Oh, you know, just enjoying the view.
00:26:01Please, call me Sasha.
00:26:03Sorry, Sasha.
00:26:06But it's not safe here.
00:26:08We're not firing blanks.
00:26:10I'd assume nothing less.
00:26:14Carry on.
00:26:23Come on in.
00:26:28What?
00:26:29Hey!
00:26:30I was just about to level up!
00:26:32Stuart, I can't live like this.
00:26:35Clean up this mess!
00:26:36Me?
00:26:37It's your house, woman?
00:26:39Well, Connor would have cleaned it up by now.
00:26:41Do not compare me to your ex!
00:26:44A deadbeat!
00:26:45I have a big meeting today.
00:26:47You want this place clean?
00:26:49Hire a maid.
00:26:50Give me this.
00:26:51Jesus.
00:26:52Yes.
00:27:03So, does the great Captain Mitchell get jitters before a big mission?
00:27:08Well, there's always a chance I won't come home.
00:27:11But if it means saving innocent lives, I won't hesitate.
00:27:17And what if I asked you not to leave?
00:27:21Would you stay?
00:27:25Sasha.
00:27:27I already stopped serving my country once to try and make a relationship work.
00:27:31And I'll never do that again.
00:27:42What was that for?
00:27:44Look.
00:27:46So you come home to me.
00:28:00It wasn't my fault you left.
00:28:02Was it?
00:28:06Where have you been all night?
00:28:11Excuse me?
00:28:12Is that a lipstick stain?
00:28:13Uh, relax.
00:28:15Mom.
00:28:16I was working.
00:28:17Okay, well, before you go to bed, can you just help me around the house for a little bit?
00:28:30Dad.
00:28:30Dad, wake up.
00:28:31Wake up.
00:28:32What?
00:28:32What?
00:28:33What the?
00:28:33I need you to contact Connor.
00:28:35What?
00:28:36I know you have the connections.
00:28:37Please, please.
00:28:38It's an emergency.
00:28:39It's time for you to call Connor.
00:28:44Hey.
00:28:45Don't worry, everyone.
00:28:46I'm here to save you.
00:28:52Captain Mitchell.
00:28:53I got two minutes on this timer.
00:28:55Please tell me you're calling with some directions.
00:28:57Oh, Connor.
00:28:57Oh, thank God.
00:28:58Thank God you answered.
00:28:59You have no idea what I've been through.
00:29:01Tandy?
00:29:04Look, Tandy, this isn't really a good time, okay?
00:29:06I'm sort of in the middle of something.
00:29:08What could be more important than your fiancée's happiness?
00:29:11Tandy!
00:29:16Take a hint.
00:29:17You chose Stuart.
00:29:18I moved on.
00:29:19Now, you'll excuse me.
00:29:21I got six seconds until a bomb goes off and we all die.
00:29:25Oh, my God.
00:29:25Did you just say bomb?
00:29:29Oh, my God.
00:29:33It's okay.
00:29:35We're safe.
00:29:36Now, let's go.
00:29:38Go.
00:29:39Go.
00:29:41Connor, can you hear me?
00:29:43Answer me.
00:29:43Answer me, please.
00:29:47Oh, my God.
00:29:50Once again, Captain, the country is in your debt.
00:29:54You earn many more of these, you're going to need to see a chiropractor.
00:29:58I think I can handle it, sir.
00:30:00Good.
00:30:01Now, listen.
00:30:02The conflict between Karzan and Tarkov is starting to heat up.
00:30:06And we need your expertise.
00:30:09Welcome to your first day as presidential advisor, Captain.
00:30:15Why don't we find somewhere private where I can catch you up to speed?
00:30:20Unfortunately, I do have one more loose end I need to tie up first.
00:30:27No, I can't.
00:30:29I can't.
00:30:29You don't.
00:30:31Put that down.
00:30:32I've got a more pressing job for you.
00:30:36Sex with me.
00:30:38Not now, Stuart.
00:30:39Come on, let me show you how much I love you.
00:30:43Then, help me clean.
00:30:45That's what Connor would do.
00:30:47That's what Connor would do.
00:30:49He's gone.
00:30:50You chose me.
00:30:52Remember?
00:30:56Is that a helicopter?
00:30:57Connor.
00:31:06Connor, you're back.
00:31:13I'm so happy you're alive.
00:31:15And you rented a helicopter.
00:31:18For me.
00:31:19Wow, man.
00:31:20That is pathetic.
00:31:22How many VA checks did that cost you?
00:31:24Actually, I'm just here to drop off something for you.
00:31:28Look, I've been thinking a lot lately.
00:31:31And I get it.
00:31:32You taking on that mission and fighting with Stuart.
00:31:37I mean, that weird thing with the timeshare.
00:31:39You were just trying to get my attention.
00:31:41And I was just...
00:31:47Hello, Tandy.
00:31:48This is Sasha.
00:31:50That's her helicopter parked over there.
00:31:52Tandy.
00:31:54Good to meet you.
00:31:55Again.
00:31:56Connor, this is way too far.
00:31:58If you wanted to come back, all you had to do was apologize.
00:32:03You don't have to try and make me jealous by bringing around some cheap holes.
00:32:07I know you're not talking about me.
00:32:09I'm sorry.
00:32:10Do you see a red light on my porch?
00:32:13Wake up, honey.
00:32:14He's not fine.
00:32:16Call me a whore one more time.
00:32:18I dare you.
00:32:20Hey, skank.
00:32:22No one touches my girl.
00:32:27Do you hear that?
00:32:30I'm getting a call.
00:32:33Connor, you're choosing her side?
00:32:36I'm your fiancé.
00:32:38We co-own a house together.
00:32:39No, we don't, Tandy.
00:32:41I bought a new house.
00:32:43I signed this one over to you in full.
00:32:45Consider it a parting gift.
00:32:48You have another house?
00:32:51With what money?
00:32:52A highway overpass doesn't count as a home.
00:32:55Oh, me.
00:32:57Let's go, Stuart.
00:33:03I'm so sorry.
00:33:05I didn't want you to see that side of me.
00:33:08I can usually contain myself, but that woman...
00:33:12What?
00:33:13Never been more attracted to you.
00:33:18Kelly?
00:33:26Uh, why is this empty?
00:33:29I can't sleep without my medication.
00:33:32Right.
00:33:34Connor always refilled them.
00:33:38Well, so long as you're up.
00:33:41Uh, about that...
00:33:43I want to wait till marriage.
00:33:46I'm a traditional girl.
00:33:49What?
00:33:50We've already...
00:33:51That's fine.
00:33:51Oh, goodnight, Stuart.
00:33:52Uh-huh.
00:34:12Don't be too long.
00:34:19I need this brought out with dessert.
00:34:23This is worth more than you make in a decade.
00:34:26Don't mess it up.
00:34:29Oui, most of it.
00:34:36Because Antard Kev's strategy you pitched to VP Bolton was a hit.
00:34:40My dad is thrilled.
00:34:42He should be proud.
00:34:44I'm just glad I can help my country.
00:34:48Captain Humility.
00:34:50Let's go to dinner and celebrate.
00:34:53My treat.
00:34:55I'm in.
00:34:59Mmm.
00:35:01A VIP table in the most exclusive restaurant in the city.
00:35:06Oh, Stuart.
00:35:07This is just spectacular.
00:35:13I told you, Connor could never give you the life you deserve.
00:35:20The salmon?
00:35:23The dessert course, remember?
00:35:25Oui, monsieur.
00:35:26Monsieur, I recall a petit problem.
00:35:30We are in need of the table.
00:35:33Excuse me.
00:35:34This dipshit is confused.
00:35:37There's another VIP table over there.
00:35:40I'm afraid not, monsieur.
00:35:42We had a very important guest arrive, and we are clearing the entire section.
00:35:47Who could be more important?
00:35:50The whole VIP section?
00:36:04This man is a stalker.
00:36:06Someone kick him out before I call the cop.
00:36:08We should just go.
00:36:09Nonsense.
00:36:10This is your favorite restaurant.
00:36:12And look, he brought his little skank around, too, to ruin our evening.
00:36:16Watch your tongue, monsieur.
00:36:20Mademoiselle Maverick is our honored guest.
00:36:22You must go.
00:36:24Now!
00:36:24And where would we sit?
00:36:28Bon appétit.
00:36:32Oh, God.
00:36:34Oh, Stuart.
00:36:36We should just cancel.
00:36:38No.
00:36:39Just wait for dessert.
00:36:41Oh, God.
00:36:44Oh, God.
00:36:51Look.
00:36:52Tandy.
00:36:54Oh.
00:36:56Stuart.
00:36:58Oh.
00:37:01Oh, my God.
00:37:02Tandy.
00:37:03Oh, my God.
00:37:03Tandy.
00:37:05I've wanted you from the minute I saw you.
00:37:09Marry me.
00:37:10Stuart, we're right outside the bathrooms.
00:37:12Seriously?
00:37:14Nothing's ever good enough for you, uppity bitch.
00:37:18Oh.
00:37:19What the fuck?
00:37:22Bitch.
00:37:23Yeah.
00:37:23Oh.
00:37:25Connor.
00:37:26I knew you still loved me.
00:37:28Tandy.
00:37:29That's not what this is, okay?
00:37:31Stuart is dangerous.
00:37:32Can you please drop the Captain America act and just come home?
00:37:36Tandy.
00:37:37You made your choices.
00:37:39Go ahead and live with the consequences.
00:37:46I'm sorry.
00:37:47I feel like dinner's kind of ruined.
00:37:51I still think there's room for dessert.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Yeah, you're right.
00:37:57I made my choice.
00:37:58A better one.
00:37:59I'm with a real man now.
00:38:04And we're getting married.
00:38:07Get down on the meat, you idiot.
00:38:09Oh, yes.
00:38:10Yes, Stuart.
00:38:11I will marry you.
00:38:22Let's get home and practice for a wedding night.
00:38:25Uh, I actually, actually, oh, God.
00:38:27I have a headache.
00:38:28So bad.
00:38:29Did you or did you not just agree to marry me?
00:38:32Uh, yes.
00:38:33Yes, of course.
00:38:35Of course.
00:38:35But, um, you have to get permission from my dad first.
00:38:40Oh, my God.
00:38:42You know I'm a traditional girl.
00:38:44Oh, God.
00:38:47What the fuck?
00:38:51You know, it doesn't feel real to me sometimes.
00:38:56This house.
00:38:58This new life.
00:39:00You.
00:39:03Tell me.
00:39:06How did a guy get so lucky?
00:39:08I'm a very thorough researcher, Tom.
00:39:12I know why you joined the Marines.
00:39:15To pay for Tom's medical pills and Tandy's education.
00:39:19You're a good, kind man.
00:39:24It's like one of the sexiest qualities in the world.
00:39:27Not to mention you saved my life.
00:39:30I was hoping you weren't going to leave that out.
00:39:41I asked you to marry me.
00:39:43The moment we landed on U.S. soil.
00:39:46That was, and is, a very real offer.
00:39:54Um, Connor Mitchell.
00:39:59Will you marry me?
00:40:02Sasha, wait.
00:40:04Uh, this doesn't feel right.
00:40:27Sasha Maverick.
00:40:29In just a few short weeks, you've become the light of my life.
00:40:38Will you do me the slaughter and marry me?
00:40:41You almost gave me a heart attack.
00:40:44I'm sorry.
00:40:46Fuck yes.
00:40:53Well, one of us had to get down on their knee.
00:40:56I wanted it to be me.
00:41:00I found why you're down there.
00:41:03Can you do one more thing, Captain?
00:41:06Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:41:13Tandy, my beautiful daughter.
00:41:17I know we've had our disagreements, uh, no matter what.
00:41:23No, I love you, and I want you to be happy.
00:41:27Yeah, whether that's with Connor, who I love, or that prick.
00:41:39You know, uh, you know how I feel about it.
00:41:44Well, Tandy, I love you, and it's your choice, kiddo.
00:41:50It's your choice.
00:41:53Hey, Connor.
00:41:55Tell me I don't have much longer thought.
00:41:57Just recording some, uh, last wishes for Tandy.
00:42:01It looks like, it's like you have something to tell me.
00:42:04Talk to me.
00:42:06What is it?
00:42:08I met someone new.
00:42:12Sasha Maverick.
00:42:15Sasha Maverick, the president's daughter?
00:42:18The...
00:42:20God, she's gorgeous.
00:42:22Lucky you.
00:42:24God, way to go, son.
00:42:26So you're not upset?
00:42:29Hell no, man.
00:42:31All this shit my daughter's put you through.
00:42:35Actually, I'm relieved.
00:42:38Good for you.
00:42:41Well, in that case,
00:42:45will you be my best man?
00:42:52I'd be honored.
00:42:54Thank you, Connor.
00:42:57I'd be honored.
00:42:58Good.
00:42:59I want you up and walking
00:43:01for my wedding day.
00:43:02You got that?
00:43:05Yes, sir.
00:43:08Connor.
00:43:10Connor.
00:43:11You're getting married?
00:43:13So I wasn't enough for you, huh?
00:43:15And now you have to torture my dad
00:43:17with your theatrics now, too?
00:43:19Tandy, look.
00:43:21I'm sorry that you had to find out this way.
00:43:23But yes, I am engaged.
00:43:25And your father's happy for me.
00:43:29Can I talk to you outside for a second?
00:43:31Now?
00:43:34No.
00:43:35I don't know.
00:43:36Don't leave me with him.
00:43:37I'll be right back.
00:43:37I'll be right back.
00:43:38Don't.
00:43:39Oh, shit.
00:43:47Tom.
00:43:49I proposed to Tandy.
00:43:51And she said yes.
00:43:53But she insisted I get your blessing, so...
00:43:59No.
00:44:04What?
00:44:06You deaf and stupid.
00:44:07I said no.
00:44:09Not in a thousand years.
00:44:12Tandy, what?
00:44:13Connor.
00:44:15What did I ever do to you, huh?
00:44:17Why are you torturing me like this?
00:44:19Torturing you?
00:44:20I'm just trying to move on with my life.
00:44:21It used to be our life.
00:44:24Tandy, I don't think your new fiancé would appreciate that.
00:44:28No.
00:44:29Stuart!
00:44:31I was just trying to make you jealous.
00:44:33I'm so sorry, baby.
00:44:35Please, please.
00:44:35Tandy, you slept with someone else.
00:44:38And every time I tried to extend an olive branch to you,
00:44:41you threw it back in my face.
00:44:43What do I have to do to show you that I love you?
00:44:46That I've always loved you?
00:44:47Tandy, there's nothing you can do, okay?
00:44:48Do you understand that?
00:44:50Excuse me?
00:44:57Sasha, that's not what it looks like, okay?
00:44:59Actually, yes, it is.
00:45:03Connor and I are in love.
00:45:05We've always...
00:45:09Don't worry, baby.
00:45:11I saw everything.
00:45:12If this deranged slut thinks she can come between us,
00:45:15she's got another thing coming for her.
00:45:17Bring it on, bitch.
00:45:18Tandy, enough!
00:45:20I've moved on!
00:45:24No.
00:45:26No, no, no, Connor.
00:45:27Connor, tell me that it's fake.
00:45:29Please, Connor, please.
00:45:31Tell me it's not real.
00:45:33Tandy.
00:45:33No, it can't be real.
00:45:35You can't leave me like this.
00:45:39It's over, Tandy.
00:45:42Listen, you old goat.
00:45:44I have one shot left at holding on to Tandy.
00:45:48I can feel her pulling away, and I can feel her pulling away, and I don't know why.
00:45:51I'm the perfect boyfriend.
00:46:06I've...
00:46:07Unlike you, Thornton.
00:46:10You're a parasite.
00:46:12You're pathetic.
00:46:13I'm not gonna give you a blessing.
00:46:17Tandy hasn't seen it yet, but my girl, she'll come around.
00:46:23Don't have that much longer, but the days I do have, I thank God that I get to see your
00:46:30ass get kicked.
00:46:31And I will.
00:46:34It's pathetic.
00:46:36And leave.
00:46:37Oh, major God.
00:46:39Connor.
00:46:40No.
00:46:41You won't.
00:46:43No.
00:46:44No.
00:46:46No.
00:46:48No.
00:47:10Tom.
00:47:11Tom.
00:47:13Tom.
00:47:14What happened?
00:47:15I don't know.
00:47:16I was so happy that we were getting married.
00:47:18His heart just gave out.
00:47:20What?
00:47:20I'm so sorry.
00:47:21No.
00:47:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:25Connor, do something.
00:47:27Do something!
00:47:30You can hear me.
00:47:31Yep, Andy!
00:47:44I planned on marrying Connor in this church.
00:47:46I never thought I'd be holding my father's funeral here.
00:47:49Major General Tom Nelson was the bravest man I ever knew.
00:47:57He saved people.
00:48:01He saved me.
00:48:02When my parents were killed, he took me in and raised me as his own son.
00:48:10On the day he passed away, he even agreed to be the best man at my wedding.
00:48:18Thank you, Major.
00:48:21I'll never forget what you've done for me.
00:48:44Tom was also a bit of a father to me.
00:48:49He begged me to marry his daughter.
00:48:52Please, he asked, save her from him.
00:49:00You see, Tom hated you, Connor.
00:49:06He never forgave you for walking out on them to go play soldier.
00:49:12It weakened his poor old heart.
00:49:14Don't lie on Tom's name.
00:49:17You barely even knew him.
00:49:18One other thing Tim, I mean Tom, asked was for us to move up the wedding so that he could
00:49:26see Tandy walk down the aisle into my arms.
00:49:36Well, what do you say, Tandy?
00:49:39Shall we give the dying geezer his final wish?
00:49:42Tandy, are you going to let him talk about your father that way?
00:49:48Come on, Tandy, what do you say?
00:49:58Let's get married, Stuart.
00:50:00As soon as possible.
00:50:02It's what my father would have wanted.
00:50:07This is love, Tandy.
00:50:09Even for you.
00:50:25Congratulations, Captain.
00:50:27Your Krizan-Tarkev strategy worked brilliantly.
00:50:32That's great news, sir.
00:50:35Did you know, though, that Vice President Bolton tried to steal the credit by claiming the idea as his?
00:50:42I had half a mind of forcing his resignation.
00:50:48But you know, Congress would have to ratify this, but, uh, how does Vice President Connor Mitchell strike you?
00:50:55Wait, sir, what?
00:50:58Marry my daughter tomorrow, and the job is yours.
00:51:12Well, well, well, well, Mrs. Future Rothschild.
00:51:18Are you ready to rock?
00:51:20I want you so bad.
00:51:26I just can't get into it with Stuart.
00:51:28I miss Connor.
00:51:29I never should have let him go.
00:51:36Oh, yes!
00:51:37Oh, Connor!
00:51:38Yes, Connor, yes!
00:51:40What the fuck did you just say?
00:51:41Oh, my God!
00:51:43Stuart, Stuart, I'm so sorry.
00:51:45It's just that Connor and I have been together for so long.
00:51:48It was just a reflex.
00:51:49I'm sorry.
00:51:49Tandy, do you still love me?
00:51:53Of course, baby, of course.
00:51:57Good.
00:51:58Because if you still wanted Connor,
00:52:02it would be really bad for him.
00:52:14Stuart, you got this place looking like I've always dreamed.
00:52:18Would you like to sample the desserts before the reception, sir?
00:52:21Oh, yes, I would.
00:52:23I do not need you busting at the seams on that dress I just bought you.
00:52:27I have investors coming.
00:52:28You are messing up my big day.
00:52:35Connor would never have talked to me like that.
00:52:42Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to witness the union of Stuart Rothschild and Tandy Nelson.
00:52:49If anyone wishes to object, speak up now or forever hold your peace.
00:52:55Come on, Connor.
00:52:56Now would be the perfect time for a big romantic gesture.
00:53:08Excuse me.
00:53:14Connor, you came.
00:53:16If that douchebag objects, I am going to kill him.
00:53:21Not in the house of the Lord.
00:53:23But it's nothing like that.
00:53:24But you will have to relocate.
00:53:27What?
00:53:27The new owner of this venue, his wedding is taking preference here.
00:53:32This is our bad. I should never have rented it to you.
00:53:35Who is the new owner?
00:53:36I'd like to have a word.
00:53:41I'll handle this.
00:53:42Okay.
00:53:45I am so sorry we did not know this was the same day as your wedding.
00:53:48You stupid bluesy.
00:53:50Do you enjoy ruining my life?
00:53:53Please, ma'am, you have to vacate the premises now.
00:53:57What?
00:53:57Where are we supposed to go?
00:54:15Sasha, the day we met, when I carried you from that exploding building, I never would have thought it would
00:54:22have been you who saved me.
00:54:29That's supposed to be me up there.
00:54:31I'm the one Connor loved.
00:54:34Everyone's leaving.
00:54:35Can you hurry this up?
00:54:36Right, right.
00:54:37Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:54:40Do we?
00:54:43Tandy Nelson, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:54:52Tandy, are you going to answer that?
00:54:58I do.
00:54:59Of course I do.
00:55:02And the power vested in me and I'll pronounce you man and wife.
00:55:06You may kiss the bride.
00:55:16Are we good?
00:55:18More brilliant maneuvering from Vice President Mitchell has averted another disastrous conflict.
00:55:33Wow.
00:55:34Drunk again?
00:55:35That's really helping your crow's feet.
00:55:37Connor would have asked why I was upset and tried to fix it.
00:55:43See this?
00:55:44This is dirty laundry.
00:55:46Hi dirty laundry.
00:55:48Get to work woman.
00:55:49I never realized how much work Connor actually did around here.
00:55:52When he was deployed he would even hire a main service for me.
00:55:55I can't live like this.
00:55:56I need you Connor.
00:55:57I have to get you back.
00:55:58Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:55:59No.
00:56:00What's the fuss about?
00:56:02Everything?
00:56:03Okay.
00:56:03No.
00:56:04Nothing is okay.
00:56:05Nothing will ever be okay.
00:56:08Wait.
00:56:09Wait.
00:56:10Wait.
00:56:11Wait.
00:56:11Wait.
00:56:12Wait.
00:56:12Wait.
00:56:12Wait wait.
00:56:13I'll never-
00:56:13Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:56:13Hey, hey, hey.
00:56:14It's going to be all right.
00:56:16I have a big surprise for you.
00:56:18Remember that huge mansion on the blocks?
00:56:21My dream house.
00:56:22I bought it for you.
00:56:24You didn't?
00:56:25Yeah.
00:56:44Happy birthday, Mr. Vice-President.
00:56:58Sorry.
00:57:02Hello?
00:57:03I hate to interrupt your honeymoon, but I'm going to need you and Sasha back here in D.C. pronto.
00:57:10Yeah, that is kind of an emergency.
00:57:12Yeah.
00:57:13Yes, sir.
00:57:16Sasha, that's your father, right?
00:57:20I think he needs us.
00:57:22We've got to go.
00:57:28Still closing on the property, but we'll have the key soon.
00:57:32Oh, Stuart, this is incredible.
00:57:34I can smell the ocean breeze from here.
00:57:37Mm-hmm.
00:57:40No!
00:57:42Candy?
00:57:43What are you doing here?
00:57:44Stuart just bought me this house.
00:57:48We don't have time for this.
00:57:50Sasha.
00:57:53No, wait, Connor.
00:57:53Connor, wait, I need you, Connor!
00:57:55Yeah, keep walking.
00:57:56I bought this place.
00:57:57No, Connor!
00:58:02So what do you think, Doc?
00:58:05You're okay, sir.
00:58:06Thanks.
00:58:07Dad, are you okay?
00:58:09I'm fine, sweetie.
00:58:10I'm fine.
00:58:11I think the old ticker is still good for a couple more years, but this has made me realize something.
00:58:18The job of president is a younger man's game.
00:58:22Especially with World War III on the horizon.
00:58:26So I've decided to step down, because no one knows the Krasav-Tarkev conflict better than you.
00:58:36Sir, with all due respect, I could never replace you.
00:58:41I'm not qualified.
00:58:43Are you questioning my judgment?
00:58:45No, sir.
00:58:46It's just...
00:58:47I never wanted to be president.
00:58:50And that makes you the perfect man for the job.
00:58:56Congratulations, Connor.
00:58:58Thank you, sir.
00:59:00You too, sweetie.
00:59:08So, General Tupperd, can Rothschild Industries count on your support?
00:59:14I could really use the support these days.
00:59:17I don't know what you did, Stuart, but you certainly pissed somebody off at the top.
00:59:23Nobody else will touch you.
00:59:25Nobody.
00:59:27But how can I say no to a man with such a beautiful wife?
00:59:38Say, um, we need this contract.
00:59:47Connor wouldn't humiliate me like this in a million years.
00:59:53Do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of the Presidency of the United States of America.
01:00:06Oh, God.
01:00:07What have I done?
01:00:12Oh, Connor.
01:00:13I would have never, ever treated you like that if I'd known how much it hurt you.
01:00:21Breaking news.
01:00:22As his first official act, President Mitchell has ended homelessness.
01:00:29Connor, caring Connor, of course that's why you left.
01:00:33You wanted to help your country that's so like you.
01:00:36A real man I'm like.
01:00:43A real man sacrifices.
01:00:45Saves people.
01:00:47Connor.
01:00:48If you ever love me, I know you'll come to save me.
01:00:53Connor.
01:00:54Connor.
01:01:03Snelson, I'm your father's estate attorney.
01:01:05We found a recording in his things for you labeled Last Wishes.
01:01:09Out of respect, we felt you should be the first to hear it.
01:01:17My dad made a will?
01:01:19No.
01:01:20No.
01:01:21No.
01:01:29Tandy, my beautiful daughter.
01:01:31I know we've had our disagreements.
01:01:33No matter what.
01:01:35No, we're low to your heart.
01:01:36I want you to be happy.
01:01:38Whether that's with Connor or that prick,
01:01:41Tandy will love you.
01:01:42It's your choice, kiddo.
01:01:44Dad.
01:01:46You were so right about Stuart.
01:01:49I should have never let Connor go.
01:01:56Not in a thousand years.
01:01:58Listen, you old goat.
01:01:59I have one shot left at holding on to Tandy.
01:02:02I can feel her pulling away, and I don't know why.
01:02:05I'm the perfect boyfriend.
01:02:06And I don't have that much longer, but the days I do have.
01:02:10And I thank God that I get to see your ass get kicked.
01:02:14It's pathetic.
01:02:15Oh, nature down.
01:02:17No.
01:02:19No, no, no.
01:02:20No, no, no.
01:02:22Dad, what happened?
01:02:24He was so happy.
01:02:25I told him I planned on getting married to you,
01:02:27and his heart just came out.
01:02:30What do you have there?
01:02:32Hmm?
01:02:34Nothing.
01:02:35You look handsome.
01:02:42I just need to find Connor and apologize.
01:02:45He'll protect me.
01:02:49Hmm?
01:02:51He blocked me?
01:02:58What is this?
01:03:01Going somewhere?
01:03:04Uh, no.
01:03:05No, hey.
01:03:07No, I...
01:03:09I was just...
01:03:10I was just packing up some old clothes.
01:03:14Connor's.
01:03:16Really?
01:03:17Mm-hmm.
01:03:19Oh, gosh.
01:03:22You smell...
01:03:24intoxicating.
01:03:25Mm-hmm.
01:03:26Why don't you start the shower?
01:03:31Well, yeah.
01:03:32Mm-hmm.
01:03:34I've been pheromone maxing just for you.
01:03:43I'll be waiting.
01:03:56Oh, Tandy.
01:03:58Oh, Tandy.
01:03:58Tandy.
01:04:00All right, my love.
01:04:01The shower is ready for us.
01:04:04My love?
01:04:06Tandy?
01:04:11Tandy?
01:04:12Tandy?
01:04:13Oh, Tandy?
01:04:14I'm really not in the mood for hide and see.
01:04:20Tandy?
01:04:24Tandy?
01:04:26Tandy?
01:04:27Tandy?
01:04:32Tandy?
01:04:33Tandy?
01:04:33Tandy?
01:04:35Tandy?
01:04:36Tandy?
01:04:37I don't understand.
01:04:37The president has many, many female admirers.
01:04:40He receives five to ten proposals every day.
01:04:42No, you don't understand.
01:04:43This is an emergency.
01:04:44I'm his fiancée.
01:04:45Uh-huh.
01:04:46And does his wife know?
01:04:49All right.
01:04:50Word from the top.
01:04:51You can go.
01:04:52But no touching, understand?
01:04:54Okay.
01:04:56What do you want?
01:04:57I need to talk to Connor.
01:04:59The president is very busy.
01:05:00He doesn't have time for you.
01:05:02Why don't you run off to your deadbeat man?
01:05:04I can't.
01:05:05It's okay, Sasha.
01:05:06It's okay.
01:05:08Connor.
01:05:11Connor, thank God.
01:05:13What do you want, Tandy?
01:05:14I'm busy preparing for a peace summit.
01:05:18Can we just talk alone, please?
01:05:22No.
01:05:23Anything you can say in front of me, you can say in front of my wife.
01:05:27I made a mistake.
01:05:29Okay, Connor?
01:05:30I shouldn't have even let him in the house.
01:05:32No disagreement there.
01:05:35He's not what he seems.
01:05:38He is a very, very bad man.
01:05:40Yes.
01:05:41He definitely is not what he seems.
01:05:44I don't love him, Connor.
01:05:45I love you.
01:05:47I was wrong to let you go, and I am begging you.
01:05:50Please, please forgive me.
01:05:56Tandy, I only have room in my heart for one woman.
01:06:04I know you still love me.
01:06:07We have been in love since we were 16.
01:06:09You can't just let that go.
01:06:10Tandy, you left me no choice.
01:06:13I know.
01:06:13I was awful to you, Connor.
01:06:15And I think about that every day.
01:06:18I will do anything if you come back to me.
01:06:22You don't have to cook.
01:06:23You don't have to clean.
01:06:25Anything you want.
01:06:26I mean, you can even keep your little side piece.
01:06:29Tandy, I only have room in my heart for one woman.
01:06:34My wife.
01:06:35And she's not a side piece.
01:06:37Do you really not love me anymore, Connor?
01:06:40Look me in the eyes and say it.
01:06:42Tandy, I think it's time for you to leave.
01:06:51The recording.
01:06:52If he knew the trouble I'm in, I know he'd save me.
01:06:55Wait, I have something to show you.
01:06:58God, it was right here.
01:07:00It has to be right here.
01:07:01Where is it?
01:07:02Where is it?
01:07:03This will change everything.
01:07:04I'm going to find it.
01:07:05Wait.
01:07:06No, no, no.
01:07:06Connor, Connor, wait.
01:07:07Wait.
01:07:08I don't hear this, please.
01:07:09You don't get it.
01:07:10You don't understand.
01:07:20Oh, Stuart.
01:07:22Oh, my God.
01:07:24You scared me.
01:07:26Why don't we have a special night?
01:07:28You and I.
01:07:29Take a seat.
01:07:33Of course, darling.
01:07:38Looking for something?
01:07:46Give it a listen.
01:08:05Are you feeling well, Stuart?
01:08:08I'm great.
01:08:11There's a big peace conference coming up with a bunch of political big shots.
01:08:17Even though Rothschild Industries is in the shitter, you can get me in.
01:08:24And when you do, I can finally get revenge.
01:08:32I'm your pecs.
01:08:42I appreciate you, gentlemen, being here today at this peace summit.
01:08:45I doubt.
01:08:47We'll find much agree with on, Mr. President.
01:08:51Not with those war-hungry archivians.
01:08:55Please, gentlemen, take a seat.
01:08:59How's it going?
01:09:01With the amount of tension in this room, I wouldn't be surprised if these guys start throwing hands.
01:09:09Identification of invitations?
01:09:10Do you know who this is?
01:09:13This is Tandy Nelson, President Mitchell's ex-wife and baby mama.
01:09:20Look.
01:09:23I didn't realize the president had a baby mama.
01:09:27Well, for now, neither does TMZ.
01:09:30But we can change that if you don't let us through.
01:09:35I don't know who this is.
01:09:41I don't know who this is.
01:09:43I told you that would work.
01:09:44This is a bad idea, Stuart.
01:09:47Shut up.
01:09:47My fellow esteemed leaders, we are gathered here today as the world is on the brink of war.
01:09:55An avoidable war that, obviously, we would like to avoid.
01:10:08Excuse me.
01:10:11I know that peace is not easy.
01:10:18Oh, brother.
01:10:19This guy sucks.
01:10:23Stuart, how'd you get in here?
01:10:26Oh, I'll tell you how.
01:10:28It was actually very easy.
01:10:29You see, President Mitchell's security is weak.
01:10:35How do you suppose you're going to keep peace when you couldn't even keep your engagement together?
01:10:42That's right.
01:10:44I am sleeping with President's ex.
01:10:47Stop it, Stuart. Stop it.
01:10:48Stuart, this is a peace summit, not a reality TV show.
01:10:53You've met my current wife, haven't you?
01:10:56Now, now there's a reason to go to war, gentlemen.
01:11:01Not some silly disagreement about mineral rights.
01:11:06Shut up! Stop laughing!
01:11:09Laugh at him, not me!
01:11:10They're laughing at you, Stuart, because you have no power here.
01:11:15Now, here's what's going to happen.
01:11:18Secret Service is going to arrest you, and you're going to spend the next ten years in an army black
01:11:24site.
01:11:25See?
01:11:26Now, that's funny.
01:11:29Not as funny as a bullet in your face.
01:11:31He's losing his mind, Connor. Run!
01:11:34Shit!
01:11:34Oh, God!
01:11:35Oh, God!
01:11:43Don't come any closer.
01:11:45Not one move.
01:11:46I want my government contracts reissued, and I want you to resign.
01:11:51Or, Tandy, it's led.
01:11:55Sir, we might have a shot, but there's a chance a civilian!
01:11:58Stand down.
01:11:59Sir!
01:11:59Stand down!
01:12:03Sasha, I'm sorry, but I have to do this.
01:12:08If something goes wrong, just know I love you.
01:12:11I know you do.
01:12:15Hey.
01:12:19Stand down. Stand down.
01:12:24Stuart.
01:12:25Wait that gun at me, okay?
01:12:28I'm the one you hate.
01:12:29You made her hate me.
01:12:31She won't even look at me.
01:12:33She won't fuck me anymore, man.
01:12:36It's your fault.
01:12:38I had the love of my life taken from me.
01:12:42My bed.
01:12:43My house.
01:12:46You did that, Stuart.
01:12:48But there is one difference between you and I.
01:12:51I don't think you have the guts to pull that trigger.
01:12:54And me?
01:12:56I've done it a thousand times.
01:12:59No!
01:13:00No, no, no!
01:13:01He'll do it.
01:13:02He'll do it, Connor.
01:13:03He killed my father.
01:13:05What?
01:13:13Mr. President.
01:13:15Sorry.
01:13:17Forgiveness.
01:13:20You killed Tom.
01:13:48Oh, Connor.
01:13:50Connor, you saved me.
01:13:52I knew you still loved me.
01:13:54Don't kid yourself, Tandy.
01:13:56I was just doing my civic duty.
01:14:01It's all right.
01:14:04Stand down.
01:14:05Stand down.
01:14:15Sorry about that interruption.
01:14:20No.
01:14:22You know what?
01:14:24You two want peace.
01:14:26The world demands peace.
01:14:30And if anyone tries to fuck that up,
01:14:32they're going to have to deal with me.
01:14:37Thank you all for your time today.
01:14:51President Connor Mitchell,
01:14:53it is my pleasure to award you
01:14:57the War Peace Prize
01:14:59for your incredible diplomacy
01:15:01between Prezan and Tarkov.
01:15:12You're wrong.
01:15:14Connor still loves me.
01:15:15I can feel it.
01:15:19You've got to let him go, sweetheart.
01:15:22No.
01:15:23No, he just has to finish his job
01:15:24for his country.
01:15:25And then he'll come back to me.
01:15:27I know it.
01:15:29You'll all see.
01:15:38Congratulations.
01:15:39You're welcome.
01:15:44However,
01:15:46all credit is really due
01:15:48to my beautiful wife,
01:15:51the mastermind behind the truth.
01:16:01I have a message for the world.
01:16:05Peace is not easy.
01:16:08Sometimes it requires letting go,
01:16:12setting aside old baggage
01:16:15and moving forwards
01:16:18towards a new, better world.
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