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00:00:12Who are you?
00:00:14Her name's Connor, ma'am.
00:00:16I came to get you out of here.
00:00:17Just save yourself. This place is gonna blow.
00:00:20No can do, ma'am. Hold on.
00:00:24I got you.
00:00:44Dad.
00:00:46Sweetie, I am so glad you're safe.
00:00:53Captain Connor Mitchell, it is my honor to award you
00:01:00the National Medal of Valor for saving my daughter.
00:01:04Thank you, sir.
00:01:05Please, call me Jim.
00:01:08Yes, sir.
00:01:11And, uh, probably owe you an apology.
00:01:14To keep this mission secret, we did have to, uh, fake your death.
00:01:18I hope you understand.
00:01:20Of course, sir.
00:01:21Now, something new has popped up on our radar.
00:01:24Off the coast of Tarkov, I want you, as the commanding officer, to take that threat out.
00:01:31I'm sorry, sir.
00:01:33I think I've seen enough action for a while.
00:01:36How about a different kind of action?
00:01:37Um, uh, marry me.
00:01:41You would make a fine couple.
00:01:45I'm flattered, but I'm sorry.
00:01:47I'm gonna have to turn you both down for now.
00:01:49I have a loyal woman waiting for me at home, and she doesn't know I'm alive.
00:01:55Now, if you'll excuse me,
00:01:57I have the perfect way to show her that I am.
00:02:02Oh, my.
00:02:04Well, good luck, sir.
00:02:07Thank you, sir.
00:02:15Tandy?
00:02:18Connor!
00:02:19They told me you died!
00:02:21Oh, my God!
00:02:23Stuart, you were supposed to be my best friend.
00:02:26I-I...
00:02:27Connor...
00:02:28Is that for me?
00:02:33Oh, this was a mistake.
00:02:35Oh, wait, Connor, Connor.
00:02:36Stuart was just, um, consoling me during my grief.
00:02:42We didn't know.
00:02:44Oh, please forgive me.
00:02:46I'm so sorry.
00:02:49I will marry you.
00:02:52Sure?
00:02:53Yes, of course.
00:02:58That look.
00:02:59I should have known then.
00:03:01But Tandy and I have been together for five years,
00:03:03and I loved her with every fiber of my being.
00:03:06I wanted to forgive her.
00:03:12For the next six months,
00:03:14I did everything in my power to make Tandy happy.
00:03:18I took care of her every need.
00:03:22Waited on her hand and foot.
00:03:28Even swore I'd never accept another mission again.
00:03:33But the only thing she seemed to care about
00:03:35were expensive dinners with Stuart and his luxury gifts.
00:03:38Oh, you're too sweet.
00:03:43Oh, Stuart!
00:03:45Oh, my God!
00:03:50Oh, wow.
00:03:54When President Maverick
00:03:56awarded me an incredible fortune
00:03:58for saving his daughter,
00:04:00I thought I could finally fix things.
00:04:03I spent every dime buying Tandy's dream house.
00:04:08Thanks again.
00:04:09I appreciate it.
00:04:14Stop it!
00:04:15Tandy, uh,
00:04:17can I talk to you for a sec?
00:04:19Can you make it quick?
00:04:20Stuart and I are running late.
00:04:23Yeah, um,
00:04:24look, I have a surprise for you.
00:04:27Connor, what is this?
00:04:30What is this, a timeshare?
00:04:32Can you take a page out of Stuart's book
00:04:33and be a little more responsible with your money?
00:04:35I mean, Jesus Christ.
00:04:39Oh, Stuart!
00:04:40I just gave her everything she ever wanted.
00:04:43She threw it away.
00:04:47Tandy, what the hell?
00:04:49While we're out,
00:04:50can you make yourself useful
00:04:51and clean up this place?
00:04:52Please?
00:05:00More and more,
00:05:01it seems like there's only one thing
00:05:03that I can give Tandy
00:05:04that she'll truly appreciate.
00:05:11Mr. President.
00:05:12Mr. President.
00:05:12Captain Mitchell.
00:05:13I need you to reconsider taking the lead on this mission.
00:05:17We just got new intel that the Sakani network
00:05:20is planning a deadly attack on our nation's capital.
00:05:23And unfortunately, our point man is just not up to the job.
00:05:28Connor,
00:05:29your country needs you.
00:05:31I swore to Tandy
00:05:32I'd never accept another mission.
00:05:34But does that even matter anymore?
00:05:42I have to go, sir.
00:05:44It's an emergency.
00:05:51God damn it.
00:05:53Oh, jeez.
00:05:55Dad!
00:05:56You're not supposed to be getting out of bed by yourself!
00:05:59That's my...
00:06:00I can't...
00:06:01I...
00:06:06Here you go, Tom.
00:06:08Thanks, Connor.
00:06:10Great.
00:06:11Now we're going to be late.
00:06:13Thanks a lot, Dad.
00:06:15You're welcome.
00:06:17Spitfire.
00:06:21So,
00:06:22have you two set a wedding date yet?
00:06:26You know,
00:06:27the only reason I'm still kicking
00:06:28is so I can walk Tandy down the aisle into your arms.
00:06:30You know that, right?
00:06:32Yeah, I know.
00:06:34Connor, who was it that looked after you
00:06:35after your parents, uh...
00:06:37Well.
00:06:55You and Tandy were inseparable.
00:06:57The moment I brought you in.
00:06:59You too.
00:07:02Son,
00:07:03give her another shot.
00:07:04I...
00:07:04She'll come around.
00:07:05I...
00:07:05I know it.
00:07:19Okay, Tom.
00:07:21I'll give her one more shot.
00:07:23I think there's really something you should...
00:07:25Tam!
00:07:27Oh, my God.
00:07:28Connor, I'm so sorry, my darling.
00:07:30I'm sorry.
00:07:31I thought you were a coat rack.
00:07:35Oh, honey!
00:07:36Can you be a deer?
00:07:37And can you make up the guest bed?
00:07:40If Stuart is too drunk to drive home,
00:07:42I will call him an Uber,
00:07:43but he's not staying in our guest bed.
00:07:50Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:51The guest bed
00:07:53is
00:07:54for you.
00:08:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I can't.
00:08:19I can't let you spend all that money on an Uber.
00:08:23I mean, besides, it's my fault that you just got so drunk.
00:08:27Connor doesn't mind.
00:08:29Right?
00:08:31Right?
00:08:33Do whatever you want.
00:08:35Oh, pretty.
00:08:37President.
00:08:38Oh!
00:08:38Ah!
00:08:40Cheers!
00:08:42Sir, I'm so sorry about cutting things short before.
00:08:45Don't sweat it, soldier.
00:08:48But I still need an answer from you.
00:08:50I accept, sir.
00:08:53Captain Connor Mitchell reporting for duty.
00:08:56Connor!
00:08:59Did you just accept another mission?
00:09:01You promised me that you would never deploy again.
00:09:04You tell whoever is on that phone
00:09:06that you have someone at home to take care of.
00:09:09Not a chance.
00:09:10I'm done with your bullshit, Tandy.
00:09:12I'm deploying, and that's final.
00:09:16The last time you left me,
00:09:18they made me believe that you were dead.
00:09:21You have a home.
00:09:22A fiancé to take care of.
00:09:25And not to mention,
00:09:27my father?
00:09:28Did you forget about him?
00:09:29Don't pretend this is about Tom.
00:09:30This is about you.
00:09:31It's always about you.
00:09:33You never asked me once
00:09:34what I want.
00:09:35How I feel.
00:09:37You don't need a husband.
00:09:39You need a butler.
00:09:42If you accept this mission,
00:09:45the engagement is off.
00:09:48I am so serious.
00:09:50She hasn't even pretended like we're engaged
00:09:52since I put that ring on her finger.
00:09:57Like I said, sir,
00:09:59I accept.
00:10:01Don't you dare ignore me!
00:10:05Did he just hang up on me?
00:10:08Do you know who you just hung up on?
00:10:12Who could be more important
00:10:14than your future wife?
00:10:16The President of the United States.
00:10:18That's who.
00:10:19We'll just talk about this tomorrow.
00:10:21Yeah, sure.
00:10:22I'll go make sure you and Stuart
00:10:24are comfortable together in my bed.
00:10:26What are you talking about?
00:10:28I am sleeping in the guest bed
00:10:30with you.
00:10:33Really?
00:10:34I told you,
00:10:35Stuart and I
00:10:36are just friends.
00:10:37How many times do I have to say it?
00:10:39Jesus.
00:10:40After all this time,
00:10:41I've tried to make up for my mistakes.
00:10:43You still don't trust me.
00:10:45Oh, God.
00:10:49She's right, you know.
00:10:51It's not healthy to
00:10:53bottle up all this anger.
00:10:55Sorry, I can't just
00:10:57let go of you sleeping with my fiance.
00:10:59So what?
00:11:01You hate me
00:11:02because
00:11:03I comforted Tandy
00:11:05in her time of need?
00:11:06You should be thanking me.
00:11:09Thanking you?
00:11:11Yeah, man.
00:11:13I comforted Tandy
00:11:14from the back,
00:11:17the front,
00:11:18her mouth.
00:11:20And don't worry.
00:11:22I'll make sure
00:11:23she's real comfortable
00:11:24when you're deployed.
00:11:33As much as I'd like
00:11:34to teach Stuart a lesson,
00:11:36he's not worth it.
00:11:37Neither of them are.
00:11:38God.
00:11:41What the hell?
00:11:43Did you hit him?
00:11:44No.
00:11:45If I had hit Stuart,
00:11:47you'd have to carry him out
00:11:47on a stretcher.
00:11:48Bullshit.
00:11:50This jarhead tried his best,
00:11:51but I narrowly dodged him.
00:11:53Are you out of your mind?
00:11:54Where is his jealousy coming from?
00:11:58Connor, why are you doing this?
00:12:00Don't leave me again.
00:12:02I know
00:12:02you slept with Stuart.
00:12:05Are
00:12:05sleeping with Stuart.
00:12:07That's absurd.
00:12:08What are you talking about?
00:12:10I told you,
00:12:11Stuart was just comforting me.
00:12:12He was just being a friend.
00:12:14Of course she'd deny it.
00:12:16Even though it's right in my face.
00:12:18Enjoy my bed, Stuart.
00:12:19I'm out of here.
00:12:20Connor, don't leave me.
00:12:22I'm talking to you.
00:12:25God.
00:12:25Connor, your father's having a heart attack.
00:12:31Come on.
00:12:32Come on.
00:12:33Put your arm around me.
00:12:35Come on.
00:12:37Here we go.
00:12:39He is always falling.
00:12:42He should learn that he can't walk to the bathroom himself.
00:12:45Tandy, move.
00:12:47Not until you apologize to Stuart and I.
00:12:49Tandy, your father is dying.
00:12:52Dad, tell Connor to calm down and to deal with his bullshit like a real man.
00:12:57Son, don't go.
00:12:58Connor, don't leave me.
00:13:00See?
00:13:00Fine, Tandy.
00:13:01Fine, okay?
00:13:02We can talk about this at the hospital.
00:13:04Move.
00:13:04God damn it.
00:13:05You're not going anywhere.
00:13:06I will not tolerate slander.
00:13:08I don't have time for this.
00:13:10Ah!
00:13:11Oh, my God.
00:13:14I tried to warn you.
00:13:16He's a violent man, Tandy.
00:13:18All he knows how to do is fight and kill.
00:13:20Tandy, your father is in serious danger right now, okay?
00:13:24He needs you.
00:13:25Come with us, please.
00:13:27My arm.
00:13:28I think it's broken.
00:13:31Tandy.
00:13:31Tandy.
00:13:32Who do you love me?
00:13:40You hadn't gotten Major Nelson here so quickly, or if you hadn't been a donor match, well,
00:13:46it's a miracle that he's still here.
00:13:48You saved his life.
00:13:55Where's Tandy?
00:13:57Oh, she chose the other guy, huh?
00:14:01Oh, shit.
00:14:02To be fair, Stuart is a fairly convincing whiner.
00:14:11All right.
00:14:14Relax, Major.
00:14:16I'm not going to leave Tandy.
00:14:19I'm not going to leave the other one of you.
00:14:21Listen to me, Carm.
00:14:24I loved you like you're my old son.
00:14:28You know I told you to give her another shot.
00:14:32But after what she pulled the knife, I just want you to be happy.
00:14:39Can you do that for me?
00:14:44Thanks, Tom.
00:14:46I've always considered you my father.
00:14:48You know that?
00:14:49Look, I've got to be honest about something.
00:14:55I accepted another mission.
00:14:58Directly from the President, and I've got to deploy in a couple days.
00:15:03I'm really proud of you, Connor.
00:15:06I'm really proud of you.
00:15:09Tandy, take the news.
00:15:11You must have liked that one.
00:15:13To be honest, I don't know if Tandy would care if I lived or died.
00:15:21Tandy?
00:15:25Connor, wait!
00:15:28You think I don't care if you live or die?
00:15:31Connor, I'm sorry.
00:15:36I'm so sorry that you feel that way.
00:15:39Look at me.
00:15:40Let's just go home.
00:15:42Okay?
00:15:42We'll talk about this later.
00:15:45Unbelievable.
00:15:47Connor.
00:15:48Connor, I'm sorry, okay?
00:15:50I'll go home.
00:15:54My home, that is.
00:16:03What?
00:16:04Connor!
00:16:05I'm ready for breakfast!
00:16:08Connor!
00:16:10Connor!
00:16:14Jesus Christ.
00:16:17Where are my keys?
00:16:22Connor.
00:16:26Oh, hey!
00:16:28Don't forget these.
00:16:30Thanks.
00:16:34I love you.
00:16:35I love you more.
00:16:36Not possible.
00:16:38Definitely possible.
00:16:42Come back quickly.
00:16:44I'll be at just 30.
00:16:50Oh, God!
00:16:53Come on.
00:16:55Why do you get so heavy?
00:16:57Oh, God!
00:16:59He told me not to try this on my own.
00:17:03Is Connor here to change my catheter?
00:17:06Or do you want to change my catheter?
00:17:08No!
00:17:09No!
00:17:09Not a chance!
00:17:11I'm so...
00:17:13I'm just kidding, Tandy.
00:17:15Shit.
00:17:18Come on, Connor.
00:17:19Please pick up.
00:17:20I need you.
00:17:23Come on, come on.
00:17:25Oh!
00:17:26Oh, Connor!
00:17:29Please pick up, please pick up, please pick up.
00:17:37Hello?
00:17:38Captain Mitchell.
00:17:39We are thrilled to have you leading this mission.
00:17:43In fact, we are honoring all the members of the Strike Force team at a state dinner tonight.
00:17:49I'd like you to be there as the guest of honor.
00:17:52I'll be there, sir.
00:17:53Excellent.
00:17:53I'll see you this evening.
00:17:56Though I'll have to get my dress uniform from Tandy's house.
00:18:05Oh, Connor!
00:18:07Connor, where have you been?
00:18:08I miss you.
00:18:10Hey!
00:18:11The kitchen is a mess.
00:18:13None of my clothes are dry cleaned.
00:18:16It is like you have not been here for days.
00:18:19That's because I haven't been here for days.
00:18:22Three days, to be exact.
00:18:23Thanks for noticing, though.
00:18:25Excuse me!
00:18:26Don't give me attitude!
00:18:28Stewart and I have a very important state dinner to attend for his defense contracting business.
00:18:34Now, be a good fiancé and clean up!
00:18:37Clean up yourself?
00:18:39Connor!
00:18:40Connor, I'm talking to you!
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49The president should be here any moment, sir.
00:18:56Oh, thank you.
00:19:01Mm-mm.
00:19:05I told you to look slutty.
00:19:07We can't win contracts from old horny men if you look like a spinster.
00:19:11I told you!
00:19:12Connor didn't do any of my laundry.
00:19:14I told you!
00:19:26Is the brain damage acting up, buddy?
00:19:29I think you might be lost.
00:19:31What are you doing here, Connor?
00:19:33I told you to stay home and clean!
00:19:34I'm here because I was invited.
00:19:38Newsflash, Jarhead.
00:19:39This banquet is for the people who order grunts like you to go over and get killed in the sand.
00:19:46So, why don't you get lost before I call security?
00:19:50Stuart, if you belittle one of my fellow service members again, I'm going to bury you in the sand.
00:20:00Okay, Connor, can you stop embarrassing me and just leave?
00:20:04Please?
00:20:05Like I said, I'm here as someone's guest.
00:20:08Why don't you two go solicit some more generals and let me enjoy my champagne.
00:20:13Rothschild Industries generate billions of dollars in contracts.
00:20:18We practically run the Pentagon.
00:20:21I'm friends with the President's guest of honor.
00:20:25That's right.
00:20:26The gentleman this whole dinner is celebrating happens to be a very close personal friend.
00:20:31Yeah.
00:20:32I wasn't aware of that.
00:20:34I don't know who pitied you and passed along an invite, but the washed-up, shell-shocked vet has no
00:20:42business here.
00:20:43I'm getting secret service.
00:20:48Captain Mitchell?
00:20:50Hey, lady.
00:20:51Staying out of trouble these days?
00:20:53No, I only stick to the good kind of trouble.
00:20:57We have a minute.
00:20:58Sasha.
00:21:02Okay, I take it you're not a fan of my father's.
00:21:06Let's catch up later, Connor.
00:21:08I'd like that.
00:21:14Staying out of trouble these days?
00:21:16The nerve to flirt with a classless slut in front of me.
00:21:20Do you seriously not know who that is?
00:21:23And secondly, you're literally here as Stuart Staten...
00:21:28How dare you?
00:21:31Are you messing with my woman?
00:21:33Don't worry.
00:21:34I don't want anything to do with her.
00:21:36Wait.
00:21:37Let's see how tough you are when the secret service throw you in an unmarked van.
00:21:42Boys.
00:21:43I really wouldn't listen to him if I were you.
00:21:46Have fun being waterboarded in some black site for the rest of your miserable life.
00:21:51Grab him.
00:21:53What?
00:21:54What are you doing?
00:21:58What are you doing?
00:22:00No, you idiots.
00:22:01Grab him.
00:22:02Why would we kick out the president's guest of honor?
00:22:05Oh, come on, Stuart.
00:22:07You must recognize your close personal friend.
00:22:11No.
00:22:12This must be some kind of mistake.
00:22:13He's...
00:22:14Ladies and gentlemen.
00:22:16My fellow Americans.
00:22:18It gives me great pleasure.
00:22:21To celebrate a decorated war hero.
00:22:26And a man that I can proudly call my personal friend.
00:22:31Captain Connor Mitchell.
00:22:40Good to see you, sir.
00:22:41Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few days, Captain Mitchell is going to lead a team to take out one
00:22:51of America's most notorious enemies.
00:22:54So I do hope you will all join me in a toast, wishing them good luck, and Godspeed.
00:23:04Thank you, sir.
00:23:10Connor wasn't bluffing.
00:23:12He really is leaving me.
00:23:17Goodbye at last.
00:23:25Well, look who it is.
00:23:28America's favorite army guy.
00:23:31What you doing, army guy?
00:23:33Leaving.
00:23:36On your little mission?
00:23:38Hoorah!
00:23:39What happened to you, Stuart?
00:23:41We used to be best friends.
00:23:43Do you remember that?
00:23:44Or were you always just chasing Tandy?
00:23:48Best friends.
00:23:50Ha!
00:23:51You think you're better than everyone else.
00:23:53Actually, I don't think that at all, Stuart.
00:23:55Save the Boy Scout humility.
00:23:57God, you're so grating.
00:24:00You think you're some kind of savior, don't you?
00:24:03You're a tool.
00:24:05You know why I could take Tandy from you?
00:24:08Because it was easy.
00:24:10Wow.
00:24:11Well, thanks for sharing.
00:24:13Good news for you, though, is you'll never see me again.
00:24:17Tandy's your problem now.
00:24:19Yeah.
00:24:19Give me a break.
00:24:22You're going to be coming, crawling back.
00:24:25Hey, Tandy.
00:24:26Oh, let me make your bed.
00:24:28Can I wipe your dad's ass?
00:24:31Thanks for your service, Major Cuck.
00:24:34Hey, maybe when you're back, you can help take care of my kid, too.
00:24:41This guy can find there, Connor.
00:24:43I'm more than a fly, Tom.
00:24:46You take care of yourself.
00:24:47I'm shipping out.
00:24:53What's going on?
00:24:54I just felt the whole house shake.
00:24:56You good to tom while I'm gone, you understand me?
00:25:02Strong arms, son.
00:25:04Hey, are you okay?
00:25:07Your char-head ex-boyfriend's off to die in some other shithole country.
00:25:12On the bright side.
00:25:14It looks like we have the place to ourselves.
00:25:16No, no, we can't let him go.
00:25:19No, come back.
00:25:20What the fuck?
00:25:21Connor, please.
00:25:21Please don't leave me, Connor.
00:25:30Connor, please.
00:25:32Stuart, do something.
00:25:35Hey.
00:25:40Hey.
00:25:41Hey.
00:25:41Hey.
00:25:52I swear, that man is God's favorite.
00:26:02Miss Maverick.
00:26:05What are you doing here?
00:26:07Oh, you know, just enjoying the view.
00:26:08Please, call me Sasha.
00:26:12Sorry, Sasha.
00:26:14But, it's not safe here.
00:26:17We're not firing blanks.
00:26:20I'd assume nothing less.
00:26:23Carry on.
00:26:37What?
00:26:38Hey.
00:26:39I was just about to level up.
00:26:41Stuart.
00:26:42I can't live like this.
00:26:44Clean up this mess.
00:26:45Me?
00:26:46It's your house, woman.
00:26:48Well, Connor would have cleaned it up by now.
00:26:50Do not compare me to your ex.
00:26:53A deadbeat.
00:26:54I have a big meeting today.
00:26:56You want this place clean?
00:26:58Hire a maid.
00:26:59Give me this.
00:27:00Jesus.
00:27:05Help.
00:27:06Help.
00:27:11Help.
00:27:12So, does the great Captain Mitchell get jitters before a big mission?
00:27:17Well, there's always a chance I won't come home.
00:27:20but if it means saving innocent lives
00:27:23I won't hesitate
00:27:26and what if I asked you not to leave
00:27:30would you stay?
00:27:34Sasha
00:27:36I already stopped serving my country once
00:27:38to try and make a relationship work
00:27:40and I'll never do that again
00:27:51what was that for?
00:27:53luck
00:27:55so you come home to me
00:28:09it wasn't my fault you left
00:28:11was it?
00:28:15where have you been all night?
00:28:20excuse me is that a lipstick stain?
00:28:22uh relax
00:28:23mom
00:28:25I was working
00:28:26okay well before you go to bed
00:28:28can you just help me around the house for a little bit?
00:28:38dad
00:28:39dad wake up
00:28:40wake up
00:28:41what the fuck?
00:28:42I need you to contact Connor
00:28:44what?
00:28:45I know you have the connections
00:28:46please please it's an emergency
00:28:48it's time for you to call Connor
00:28:53hey
00:28:54don't worry everyone
00:28:54I'm here to save you
00:29:01captain Mitchell
00:29:02I got two minutes on this timer
00:29:04please tell me you're calling with some directions
00:29:06oh Connor
00:29:06oh thank god
00:29:07thank god you answered
00:29:08you have no idea what I've been through
00:29:10Tandy?
00:29:13look
00:29:14Tandy this isn't really a good time okay
00:29:15I'm sort of in the middle of something
00:29:17what could be more important than your fiancée's happiness?
00:29:20Tandy
00:29:25take a hint
00:29:26you chose steward
00:29:27I moved on
00:29:28now
00:29:28you'll excuse me
00:29:30I got six seconds until a bomb goes off
00:29:33and we all die
00:29:34oh my god
00:29:34did you just say bomb?
00:29:42it's okay
00:29:44we're safe
00:29:45now let's go
00:29:47now let's go
00:29:48go
00:29:48go
00:29:50Connor can you hear me?
00:29:52answer me
00:29:52answer me please
00:29:56oh my god
00:29:59once again captain
00:30:01the country is in your debt
00:30:03you earn many more of these
00:30:05you're going to need to see a chiropractor
00:30:07I think I can handle it sir
00:30:09good
00:30:09now listen
00:30:11the conflict between Karzan and Tarkev is starting to heat up
00:30:15and we need your expertise
00:30:18welcome to your first day as presidential advisor captain
00:30:23why don't we find somewhere private where I can catch you up to speed
00:30:29unfortunately I do have one more loose end I need to tie up first
00:30:36no I can't I can't
00:30:38put that down
00:30:41I've got a more pressing job for you
00:30:45sex with me
00:30:47not now Stuart
00:30:48come on
00:30:49let me show you how much I love you
00:30:52help me clean
00:30:53that's what Connor would do
00:30:55that's what Connor would do
00:30:58he's gone
00:30:59you chose me
00:31:00remember
00:31:05is that a helicopter?
00:31:06Connor
00:31:14Connor
00:31:15you're back
00:31:22I'm so happy you're alive
00:31:24and you rented a helicopter
00:31:26for me
00:31:28wow man
00:31:29that is pathetic
00:31:31how many VA checks did that cost you?
00:31:33actually
00:31:34I'm just here to drop off something for you
00:31:37look I've been thinking a lot lately
00:31:40and I get it
00:31:41you taking on that mission
00:31:43and fighting with Stuart
00:31:45I mean that weird thing with the timeshare
00:31:48you were just trying to get my attention
00:31:51and I was just
00:31:56hello
00:31:56Tandy
00:31:57this is Sasha
00:31:59that's her helicopter park over there
00:32:01Tandy
00:32:03good to meet you
00:32:04again
00:32:05Connor this is way too far
00:32:07if you wanted to come back
00:32:09all you had to do
00:32:10was apologize
00:32:12you don't have to try and make me jealous
00:32:14by bringing around some cheap holes
00:32:16I know you're not talking about me
00:32:17I'm sorry
00:32:19do you see
00:32:19a red light on my porch?
00:32:22wake up honey
00:32:23he's not fine
00:32:24call me a whore one more time
00:32:26I dare you
00:32:29hey skank
00:32:30no one
00:32:31touches my girl
00:32:36do you hear that?
00:32:39I'm getting a call
00:32:42Connor
00:32:42you're choosing her side
00:32:45I'm your fiance
00:32:46we co-own a house together
00:32:48no we don't Tandy
00:32:50I bought a new house
00:32:51I signed this one over to you in full
00:32:54consider it a parting gift
00:32:57you have another house?
00:33:00with what money?
00:33:01a highway overpass
00:33:03doesn't count as a home
00:33:04oh me
00:33:06let's go see
00:33:12I'm so sorry
00:33:14I didn't want you to see that side of me
00:33:16I can usually contain myself
00:33:18but that woman
00:33:21what?
00:33:22never been more attracted to you
00:33:27Kelly?
00:33:35why is this empty?
00:33:38I can't sleep without my medication
00:33:41right
00:33:42Connor always refilled them
00:33:46well
00:33:48so long as you're up
00:33:51about that
00:33:53I want to wait till marriage
00:33:55I'm a traditional girl
00:33:58what?
00:33:59we've already
00:33:59that's fine
00:34:00oh goodnight Stuart
00:34:21don't be too long
00:34:28I need this brought out with dessert
00:34:32this is worth more than you make in a decade
00:34:35don't mess it up
00:34:38we must go
00:34:45because Antard Kev strategy you pitched to B.P. Bolton was a hit
00:34:49my dad is thrilled
00:34:51he should be proud
00:34:54I'm just glad I can help my country
00:34:57Captain Humility
00:35:00let's go to dinner and celebrate
00:35:01my treat
00:35:02I'm in
00:35:09a VIP table
00:35:11in the most exclusive restaurant
00:35:13in the city
00:35:14oh Stuart
00:35:16this is just spectacular
00:35:21I told you
00:35:23Connor could never give you
00:35:25the life you deserve
00:35:28the salmon
00:35:32the dessert course remember
00:35:34oui monsieur
00:35:35I recall
00:35:36a petit problem
00:35:38we are in need of the table
00:35:42excuse me
00:35:43this dipshit is confused
00:35:45there's another VIP table over there
00:35:48I'm afraid not monsieur
00:35:51we had a very important guest arrive
00:35:54and we are clearing the entire section
00:35:56who could be more important?
00:35:59the whole
00:36:00VIP section
00:36:12this man is a stalker
00:36:15someone kick him out
00:36:16before I call the cop
00:36:17we should just go
00:36:18nonsense
00:36:18this is your favorite restaurant
00:36:21and look
00:36:22he brought his little skank around too
00:36:24to ruin our evening
00:36:25watch your tongue
00:36:27monsieur
00:36:28mademoiselle Maverick
00:36:30is our honored guest
00:36:31you must go
00:36:33now
00:36:33and where would we sit?
00:36:39bon appétit
00:36:40oh god
00:36:44steward
00:36:45we should just cancel
00:36:46no
00:36:47just
00:36:48wait for dessert
00:36:50oh god
00:36:59look
00:37:00Tandy
00:37:03Tandy
00:37:05steward
00:37:06oh
00:37:10oh
00:37:10oh my
00:37:11Tandy
00:37:11oh my
00:37:12Tandy
00:37:14I've wanted you from the minute
00:37:16I saw you
00:37:17I saw you
00:37:18marry me
00:37:18steward
00:37:19we're right outside the bathrooms
00:37:21seriously
00:37:23nothing's ever good enough for you uppity bitch
00:37:27oh
00:37:27what the fuck
00:37:31bitch
00:37:34Connor saved me
00:37:37Connor
00:37:37I knew you still loved me
00:37:39Tandy
00:37:40that's not what this is okay
00:37:42steward is dangerous
00:37:44can you please drop the Captain America act
00:37:47and just come home
00:37:48Tandy
00:37:49you made your choices
00:37:50go ahead and live with the consequences
00:37:58I'm sorry
00:37:59I feel like
00:38:01dinner's kind of ruined
00:38:03I still think there's room for dessert
00:38:06okay
00:38:08yeah you're right
00:38:09I made my choice
00:38:10a better one
00:38:11I'm with a real man now
00:38:16and we're getting married
00:38:18get down on me you idiot
00:38:20oh yes
00:38:21yes steward
00:38:23I will marry you
00:38:34let's get home and practice for a wedding night
00:38:36uh
00:38:37I actually
00:38:38actually
00:38:38oh god
00:38:39I have a headache
00:38:40so bad
00:38:41did you
00:38:42or did you not just agree to marry me
00:38:44uh
00:38:44yes
00:38:45yes of course
00:38:47of course
00:38:47but
00:38:48um
00:38:49you have to get permission from my dad
00:38:51at first
00:38:53you know I'm a traditional girl
00:38:55oh god
00:38:58what the fuck
00:39:00you know
00:39:06doesn't feel real to me sometimes
00:39:08this house
00:39:10this new life
00:39:12you
00:39:15tell me
00:39:18how did a guy get so lucky
00:39:19I'm a very thorough researcher
00:39:21I know why you joined the marines
00:39:27to pay for Tom's medical pills
00:39:28and Tandy's education
00:39:32you're a good
00:39:32kind man
00:39:36it's like one of the sexiest qualities in the world
00:39:39not to mention you saved my life
00:39:42I was hoping
00:39:43I was hoping you weren't gonna leave that out
00:39:53I asked you to marry me
00:39:55the moment we landed on U.S. soil
00:39:58that was
00:39:59and is
00:40:01a very real offer
00:40:08Connor Mitchell
00:40:11will you marry me?
00:40:14Sasha
00:40:15wait
00:40:15this doesn't feel right
00:40:39Sasha
00:40:40Maverick
00:40:41just a few short weeks
00:40:43you've become
00:40:43the light of my life
00:40:50will you do me this order
00:40:51and marry me?
00:40:53you almost gave me
00:40:54a heart attack
00:40:58fuck yes
00:41:05well
00:41:05one of us had to get down on their knee
00:41:08I wanted it to be me
00:41:12well
00:41:12while you're down there
00:41:14can you do one more thing
00:41:17Captain?
00:41:18ma'am
00:41:18yes ma'am
00:41:25Tandy
00:41:25my beautiful daughter
00:41:29I know we've had our disagreements
00:41:32no matter what
00:41:35no I love you
00:41:36and I
00:41:36want you to be happy
00:41:40yeah
00:41:41well that's with
00:41:43Connor
00:41:45who I love
00:41:46or
00:41:48that prick
00:41:51you know
00:41:52you know how I feel about him
00:41:55well
00:41:57Tandy
00:41:58I love you
00:41:58and it's
00:41:59your choice
00:42:00kiddo
00:42:02it's your choice
00:42:05hey
00:42:05Connor
00:42:06tell me I don't have much longer
00:42:08I saw it just recording some
00:42:10last wishes for Tandy
00:42:13it looks like
00:42:14looks like you have something to tell me
00:42:16talk to me
00:42:17what is it
00:42:20I met someone
00:42:21new
00:42:24Sasha Maverick
00:42:27Sasha Maverick
00:42:28the president's daughter
00:42:31God she's gorgeous
00:42:34lucky you
00:42:35way to go son
00:42:38so you're not upset
00:42:41hell no man
00:42:42all this shit my daughter's put you through
00:42:46actually
00:42:47I'm relieved
00:42:50good for you
00:42:52well
00:42:54in that case
00:42:57will you be my best man
00:43:04I'd be honored
00:43:06thank you
00:43:07Connor
00:43:10good
00:43:11I want you up and walking
00:43:13for my wedding day
00:43:14you got that
00:43:17yes sir
00:43:20Connor
00:43:21Connor
00:43:23you're getting married
00:43:25so I wasn't enough for you
00:43:27huh
00:43:27and now you have to torture my dad
00:43:29with your theatrics now too
00:43:30Tandy
00:43:31look
00:43:33I'm sorry
00:43:33that you had to find out this way
00:43:35but yes
00:43:35I am engaged
00:43:37and your father's happy for me
00:43:41can I talk to you outside for a second
00:43:43now
00:43:47I don't know
00:43:47don't leave me with him
00:43:49I can tell
00:43:50oh shit
00:43:59Tom
00:44:01I proposed to Tandy
00:44:03and she said yes
00:44:04but
00:44:05she insisted
00:44:07I get your blessing
00:44:08so
00:44:10no
00:44:16what
00:44:17do you dare offend stupid
00:44:19I said no
00:44:21not in a thousand years
00:44:24Tandy
00:44:25what
00:44:25Connor
00:44:27what did I ever do to you
00:44:28huh
00:44:29why are you torturing me like this
00:44:31torturing you
00:44:31I'm just trying to move on with my life
00:44:33it used to be our life
00:44:35Tandy
00:44:36I don't think
00:44:37your new fiance would appreciate that
00:44:40no
00:44:41Stuart
00:44:42I was just trying to make you jealous
00:44:45I'm so sorry baby
00:44:46please
00:44:47please
00:44:47Tandy
00:44:49you slept with someone else
00:44:50and every time I tried to extend an olive branch to you
00:44:53you threw it back in my face
00:44:54what do I have to do to show you that I love you
00:44:57that I've always loved you
00:44:59Tandy there's nothing you can do okay
00:45:00do you understand that
00:45:02excuse me
00:45:09Sasha
00:45:09that's not what it looks like okay
00:45:11actually
00:45:13yes
00:45:13it is
00:45:15Connor and I are in love
00:45:16we've always
00:45:17in love
00:45:21don't worry baby
00:45:22I saw everything
00:45:23if this deranged slut
00:45:25thinks she can come between us
00:45:27she's got another thing coming for her
00:45:29bring it on bitch
00:45:30Tandy enough
00:45:32I've moved on
00:45:36no
00:45:37no no no Connor
00:45:39Connor tell me that is fake
00:45:41please Connor please
00:45:42tell me it's not real
00:45:44Tandy
00:45:45no it can't be real
00:45:47you can't leave me like this
00:45:51it's over Tandy
00:45:54listen
00:45:54you old goat
00:45:56I have one shot
00:45:57left
00:45:58at holding on to Tandy
00:46:00I can feel her pulling away
00:46:02and I don't know why
00:46:03I'm the perfect boyfriend
00:46:05that's a hoot
00:46:06I practically raised that kid
00:46:09to be the man he is
00:46:10Connor
00:46:11Connor is
00:46:12honorable
00:46:13he's
00:46:14he's a good person
00:46:16hard working
00:46:19unlike you
00:46:20Stuart
00:46:21you're a
00:46:23parasite
00:46:24you're pathetic
00:46:25I'm not gonna give you
00:46:26blessing
00:46:27Tandy
00:46:29hasn't seen it yet
00:46:30but
00:46:30my girl
00:46:32she'll come around
00:46:34don't have that much longer
00:46:36but
00:46:36days I do have
00:46:37I thank god
00:46:39that I get to
00:46:41see your ass get kicked
00:46:43and I will
00:46:46it's pathetic
00:46:47and leave
00:46:49oh
00:46:50Matrix
00:46:50huh
00:46:50Connor
00:46:51no
00:46:52you won't
00:47:00Mom
00:47:21Dad
00:47:22Dad
00:47:23Dad
00:47:23Dad
00:47:24Dad, what happened?
00:47:27I was so happy that we were getting married.
00:47:30His heart just came out.
00:47:32What? I'm so sorry.
00:47:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:37Connor, do something.
00:47:39Do something!
00:47:42You can hear me now?
00:47:45It's okay.
00:47:56I planned on marrying Connor in this church.
00:47:58I never thought I'd be holding my father's funeral here.
00:48:01Major General Tom Nelson was the bravest man I ever knew.
00:48:09He saved people.
00:48:13He saved me.
00:48:14When my parents were killed, he took me in and raised me as his own son.
00:48:22From the day he passed away,
00:48:24he even agreed to be the best man at my wedding.
00:48:30Thank you, Major.
00:48:33I'll never forget what you've done for me.
00:48:56Tom was also a bit of a father to me.
00:49:01He begged me to marry his daughter.
00:49:04Please, he asked, save her from him.
00:49:11You see, Tom hated you, Connor.
00:49:18He never forgave you for walking out on them to go play soldier.
00:49:23It weakened his poor old heart.
00:49:26Don't lie on Tom's name.
00:49:28You barely even knew him.
00:49:30One other thing Tim, I mean Tom, asked was for us to move up the wedding
00:49:37so that he could see Tandy walk down the aisle into my arms.
00:49:48Well, what do you say, Tandy?
00:49:51Shall we give the dying geezer his final wish?
00:49:54Tandy, are you going to let him talk about your father that way?
00:50:00Come on, Tandy.
00:50:01Tandy, what do you say?
00:50:10Let's get married, Stuart.
00:50:12As soon as possible.
00:50:14It's what my father would have wanted.
00:50:19This is love, Tandy.
00:50:20Even for you.
00:50:37Congratulations, Captain.
00:50:39Your Krizan Tarkev strategy worked brilliantly.
00:50:43That's great news, sir.
00:50:47Did you know, though, that Vice President Bolton
00:50:50tried to steal the credit by claiming the idea as his?
00:50:54I had half a mind of forcing his resignation.
00:51:00But you know, Congress would have to ratify this,
00:51:03but how does Vice President Connor Mitchell strike you?
00:51:07Wait, sir.
00:51:09What?
00:51:10Marry my daughter tomorrow,
00:51:12and the job is yours.
00:51:24Well, well, well,
00:51:27Mrs. Futurath's child.
00:51:30Are you ready to rock?
00:51:32I want you so bad.
00:51:38I just can't get into it with Stuart.
00:51:40I miss Connor.
00:51:42I never should have let him go.
00:51:48Oh, yes!
00:51:49Oh, Connor!
00:51:51Yes, Connor, yes!
00:51:52What the fuck did you just say?
00:51:53Oh, my God.
00:51:55Stuart, Stuart.
00:51:56I'm so sorry.
00:51:57It's just that Connor and I have been together for so long.
00:52:00It was just a reflex.
00:52:01I'm sorry.
00:52:02Tandy.
00:52:03Do you still love me?
00:52:05Of course, baby.
00:52:07Of course.
00:52:09Good.
00:52:10Because if you still wanted Connor,
00:52:14it would be really bad for him.
00:52:26Stuart,
00:52:27you got this place looking like I've always dreamed.
00:52:30Would you like to sample the desserts before the reception, sir?
00:52:33Oh, yes, I would.
00:52:35I do not need you busting at the seams on that dress I just bought you.
00:52:39I have investors coming.
00:52:40You are messing up my big day.
00:52:47Connor would never have talked to me like that.
00:52:54Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to witness the union of Stuart Rothschild and Tandy Nelson.
00:53:01If anyone wishes to object, speak up now or forever hold your peace.
00:53:07Come on, Connor.
00:53:08Connor.
00:53:08Now would be the perfect time for a big romantic gesture.
00:53:20Excuse me.
00:53:26Connor, you came.
00:53:28If that douchebag objects, I am going to kill him.
00:53:33Not in the house of the Lord.
00:53:35There's nothing like that.
00:53:36But you will have to relocate.
00:53:39What?
00:53:39The new owner of this venue, his wedding is taking preference here.
00:53:44This is our bad.
00:53:45I should never have rented it to you.
00:53:47Who is the new owner?
00:53:48I'd like to have a word.
00:53:53I'll handle this.
00:53:54Okay.
00:53:57I am so sorry we did not know this was the same day as your wedding.
00:54:00You stupid bluesy.
00:54:02Do you enjoy ruining my life?
00:54:05Please, ma'am.
00:54:06You have to vacate the premises now.
00:54:09What?
00:54:09Where are we supposed to go?
00:54:25Sasha.
00:54:27The day we met, when I carried you from that exploding building, I never would have thought
00:54:33it would have been in you who saved me.
00:54:41That's supposed to be me up there.
00:54:43I'm the one Connor loved.
00:54:46Everyone's leaving.
00:54:47Can you hurry this up?
00:54:48Right, right.
00:54:49Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:54:53Do we?
00:54:55Tandy Nelson, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:55:04Tandy, are you going to answer that?
00:55:10I do.
00:55:11Of course I do.
00:55:13And the power vested in me, and I'll pronounce you man and wife, you may kiss the bride.
00:55:27Are we good?
00:55:29More brilliant maneuvering from Vice President Mitchell has averted another disastrous conflict.
00:55:45Wow. Drunk again?
00:55:47That's really helping your crow's feet.
00:55:49Connor would have asked why I was upset and tried to fix it.
00:55:55See this?
00:55:56It's dirty laundry.
00:55:58Hi, dirty laundry.
00:56:00Get to work, woman.
00:56:01I never realized how much work Connor actually did around here.
00:56:04When he was deployed, he would even hire a main service for me.
00:56:06I can't live like this.
00:56:08I need you, Connor.
00:56:09I have to get you back.
00:56:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:11No.
00:56:12Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:13What's the fuss about?
00:56:14Everything?
00:56:15Okay.
00:56:15No.
00:56:16Nothing is okay.
00:56:17Nothing will ever be okay.
00:56:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:22I need to see Connor.
00:56:24Hey, hey, hey.
00:56:26It's going to be alright.
00:56:28I have a big surprise for you.
00:56:30Remember that huge mansion on the blocks?
00:56:32It's my dream house.
00:56:34I bought it for you.
00:56:36You didn't?
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:55Happy birthday, Mr. Vice President.
00:57:10Sorry.
00:57:14Hello?
00:57:15I hate to interrupt your honeymoon, but I'm going to need you and Sasha back here in DC pronto.
00:57:22Yeah, that is kind of an emergency.
00:57:24Yeah.
00:57:26Yes, sir.
00:57:28Sasha, that's your father, right?
00:57:32I think he needs us.
00:57:34We gotta go.
00:57:40Still closing on the property, but we'll have the key soon.
00:57:44Oh, Stuart, this is incredible.
00:57:46I can smell the ocean breeze from here.
00:57:49Mm-hmm.
00:57:54It's handy.
00:57:55What are you doing here?
00:57:56Stuart just bought me this house.
00:58:00We don't have time for this.
00:58:02Sasha.
00:58:05Wait, Connor.
00:58:06Connor, wait.
00:58:06I need you, Connor!
00:58:07Yeah, keep walking.
00:58:08I bought this place.
00:58:09No, Connor!
00:58:14So what do you think, Doc?
00:58:17You're okay, sir.
00:58:18Thanks.
00:58:19Dad, are you okay?
00:58:21I'm fine, sweetie.
00:58:22I'm fine.
00:58:39I'm fine.
00:58:40Don't step down.
00:58:41Because no one knows the Khrasav-Tarkev conflict better than you.
00:58:48Sir, with all due respect, I could never replace you.
00:58:53I'm not qualified.
00:58:55Are you questioning my judgment?
00:58:57No, sir.
00:58:58It's just...
00:58:58I never wanted to be president.
00:59:02And that makes you the perfect man for the job.
00:59:08Congratulations, Connor.
00:59:10Thank you, sir.
00:59:12You too, sweetie.
00:59:21So, General Tupperd, can Rothschild Industries count on your support?
00:59:26I could really use the support these days.
00:59:29I don't know what you did, Stuart, but you certainly pissed somebody off at the top.
00:59:34Nobody else will touch you.
00:59:37Nobody.
00:59:39But how can I say no to a man with such a beautiful wife?
00:59:49Say along.
00:59:51We need this contract.
00:59:59Connor wouldn't humiliate me like this in a million years.
01:00:05Do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of the Presidency of the United States of America.
01:00:18Oh, God.
01:00:19What have I done?
01:00:24Oh, Connor.
01:00:25I would have never, ever treated you like that if I'd known how much it hurt you.
01:00:33Breaking news.
01:00:34As his first official act, President Mitchell has ended homelessness.
01:00:41Connor.
01:00:42Connor.
01:00:42Caring Connor.
01:00:43Of course that's why you left.
01:00:45You wanted to help your country.
01:00:46That's so like you.
01:00:48A real man, I'm like.
01:00:55A real man sacrifices.
01:00:57Saves people.
01:00:59Connor.
01:01:00If you ever love me, I know you'll come to save me.
01:01:05Connor.
01:01:14Snelson.
01:01:15I'm your father's estate attorney.
01:01:17We found a recording in his things for you labeled Last Wishes.
01:01:21Out of respect, we felt you should be the first to hear it.
01:01:29My dad made a will?
01:01:32My dad made a will?
01:01:40Candy, my beautiful daughter.
01:01:43I know we've had our disagreements.
01:01:45No matter what, I know I love you.
01:01:47I want you to be happy.
01:01:50Whether that's with Connor, or with that prick, Daniel Lujan.
01:01:54It's your choice, kiddo.
01:01:56Dad.
01:01:58You were so right about Stuart.
01:02:00I should have never let Connor go.
01:02:05No.
01:02:08Not in a thousand years.
01:02:10Listen, you old goat.
01:02:11I have one shot left at holding on to Dandy.
01:02:14I can feel her pulling away, and I don't know why.
01:02:17I'm the perfect boyfriend.
01:02:19I don't have that much longer, but the days I do have.
01:02:22I thank God that I get to see your ass get kicked.
01:02:26It's pathetic.
01:02:27Oh, nature, duh.
01:02:30No.
01:02:31No, no, no.
01:02:34Dad, what happened?
01:02:36He was so happy.
01:02:37I told him I planned on getting married to you, and his heart just came out.
01:02:42What do you have there?
01:02:44Hmm?
01:02:46Nothing.
01:02:47You look handsome.
01:02:48Hmm.
01:02:54I just need to find Connor and apologize.
01:02:57He'll protect me.
01:03:01Hmm?
01:03:03He blocked me?
01:03:10What is this?
01:03:13Going somewhere?
01:03:15Uh, no.
01:03:17No, hey.
01:03:19No, I...
01:03:21I was just...
01:03:22I was just packing up some old clothes.
01:03:26Connors.
01:03:28Oh, really?
01:03:29Mm-hmm.
01:03:31Oh, gosh.
01:03:34You smell...
01:03:37intoxicating.
01:03:38Why don't you...
01:03:41start the shower?
01:03:42I...
01:03:44Well, yeah.
01:03:46I've been pheromone maxing.
01:03:48Just for you.
01:03:55I'll be waiting.
01:04:08Oh, Tandy! Tandy!
01:04:12All right, my love.
01:04:14The shower is ready for us.
01:04:16My love?
01:04:18Tandy?
01:04:23Tandy!
01:04:24Oh, Tandy!
01:04:26I'm really not in the mood for hide and see!
01:04:44Sorry, ma'am, but this area is restricted.
01:04:47I just need to see Connor.
01:04:48I understand.
01:04:49The president has many, many female admirers.
01:04:52He receives five to ten proposals every day.
01:04:54No, you don't understand.
01:04:55This is an emergency.
01:04:56I'm his fiancée!
01:04:57Uh-huh.
01:04:58And does his wife know?
01:05:01All right.
01:05:02Word from the top.
01:05:03You can go.
01:05:04But no touching, understand?
01:05:06Okay.
01:05:08What do you want?
01:05:09I need to talk to Connor.
01:05:11The president is very busy.
01:05:12He doesn't have time for you.
01:05:14Why don't you run off to your deadbeat man?
01:05:16I can't.
01:05:17Please.
01:05:17It's okay, Sasha.
01:05:18It's okay.
01:05:20Connor.
01:05:23Connor, thank God.
01:05:25What do you want, Tandy?
01:05:26I'm busy preparing for a peace summit.
01:05:30Can we just talk alone, please?
01:05:34No.
01:05:35Anything you can say in front of me, you can say in front of my wife.
01:05:39I made a mistake.
01:05:41Okay, Connor?
01:05:42I shouldn't have even let him in the house.
01:05:44Yeah, no disagreement there.
01:05:47He's not what he seems.
01:05:49He is a very, very bad man.
01:05:52Yes.
01:05:53He definitely is not what he seems.
01:05:56I don't love him, Connor.
01:05:57I love you.
01:05:59I was wrong to let you go and I am begging you.
01:06:02Please, please forgive me.
01:06:08Tandy, I only have room in my heart for one woman.
01:06:16I know.
01:06:17You still love me.
01:06:18We have been in love since we were 16.
01:06:21You can't just let that go.
01:06:22Tandy, you left me no choice.
01:06:25I know.
01:06:25I was awful to you, Connor.
01:06:27And I think about that every day.
01:06:30I will do anything if you come back to me.
01:06:34You don't have to cook.
01:06:35You don't have to clean.
01:06:37Anything you want.
01:06:38I mean, you can even keep your little side piece.
01:06:41Tandy.
01:06:42Tandy, I only have room in my heart for one woman.
01:06:46My wife.
01:06:47And she's not a side piece.
01:06:49Do you really not love me anymore, Connor?
01:06:52Look me in the eyes and say it.
01:06:55Tandy.
01:06:56I...
01:07:00I think it's time for you to leave.
01:07:03The recording.
01:07:04If he knew the trouble I'm in, I know he'd save me.
01:07:07Uh, wait.
01:07:08I have something to show you.
01:07:10It's...
01:07:10God, it was...
01:07:11It's right here.
01:07:12It has to be right here.
01:07:13Where is it?
01:07:14Where is it?
01:07:15This will change everything.
01:07:16I'm gonna find it.
01:07:17Wait.
01:07:18No, no, no.
01:07:18Connor, Connor, wait.
01:07:19Wait, I hear this, please.
01:07:21You don't get it.
01:07:22You don't understand.
01:07:32Oh.
01:07:33Stuart.
01:07:34Oh, my God.
01:07:36Uh, you...
01:07:36You...
01:07:37You scared me.
01:07:38Why don't we have a special night?
01:07:40You and I.
01:07:41Take a seat.
01:07:45Of course, Starlight.
01:07:50Looking for something?
01:07:58Give it a listen.
01:08:02Tandy, Tandy, sweeter than candy.
01:08:05Makes me feel dandy.
01:08:08Without her, I wouldn't be a Mandy.
01:08:11Tie her up and throw her in the back of a Vandy.
01:08:18Are you...
01:08:18Are you feeling well, Stuart?
01:08:20I'm great.
01:08:23There's a big peace conference coming up with a bunch of political big shots.
01:08:29Even though Rothschild Industries is in the shitter, you can get me in.
01:08:36And when you do, I can finally get revenge.
01:08:44On your backs.
01:08:54I appreciate you, gentlemen, being here today at this peace summit.
01:08:57I adopt.
01:08:59We'll find the much agree with him, Mr. President.
01:09:03Not with those war-hungry Arkivians.
01:09:07Please, gentlemen, take a seat.
01:09:11How's it going?
01:09:13With the amount of tension in this room, I wouldn't be surprised if these guys start throwing hands.
01:09:17Please call me.
01:09:20What's in?
01:09:21Identification and invitations.
01:09:22Do you know who this is?
01:09:25This is Tandy Nelson, President Mitchell's ex-wife and baby mama.
01:09:32Look
01:09:34Hmm
01:09:35I didn't realize the president had a baby mama
01:09:39Well for now
01:09:40Neither does TMZ
01:09:42But we can change that
01:09:44If you don't let us through
01:09:47Hmm
01:09:53You all this?
01:09:55I told you that would work
01:09:56This is a bad idea Stuart
01:09:58Shut up
01:09:59My fellow esteemed leaders
01:10:02We are gathered here today
01:10:05As the world is on the brink of war
01:10:09An avoidable war
01:10:12That obviously
01:10:15We would like to
01:10:18Avoid
01:10:20Excuse me
01:10:23I know that
01:10:25That peace is
01:10:27Is not easy
01:10:29Oh brother
01:10:31This guy sucks
01:10:34Stuart
01:10:35How'd you get in here?
01:10:37Oh
01:10:38I'll tell you how
01:10:39It was actually very easy
01:10:41You see
01:10:42President Mitchell's security
01:10:44Is weak
01:10:47How do you suppose
01:10:48You're going to keep peace
01:10:50When you couldn't even keep your engagement together
01:10:54That's right
01:10:56I am sleeping with President's ex
01:10:59Stop it
01:11:00Stop it
01:11:00Stuart
01:11:01This is a peace summit
01:11:03Not a reality TV show
01:11:05You've met my current wife haven't you?
01:11:08Now
01:11:09Now there's a reason to go to war gentlemen
01:11:12Not some
01:11:14Silly disagreement about
01:11:15Mineral rights
01:11:18Shut up
01:11:19Stop laughing
01:11:21Laugh at him
01:11:22Not me
01:11:22They're laughing at you Stuart
01:11:25Because you have no power here
01:11:27Now here's what's going to happen
01:11:30Secret service is going to arrest you
01:11:32And you're going to spend the next ten years
01:11:34In an army black site
01:11:37See
01:11:38Now that's funny
01:11:41Not as funny as a bullet in your face
01:11:43He's losing his mind Connor
01:11:45Run
01:11:45Shut up
01:11:55Don't come any closer
01:11:56Not one move
01:11:58I want my government contracts reissued
01:12:01And I want you to resign
01:12:02Or
01:12:04Tandy
01:12:06It's lead
01:12:07Sir we might have a shot
01:12:08But there's a chance a civilian
01:12:10Stand down
01:12:11Sir
01:12:11Stand down
01:12:14Sasha
01:12:16I'm sorry
01:12:17But I have to do this
01:12:20If something goes wrong
01:12:21Just know I love you
01:12:23I know you do
01:12:31Stand down
01:12:32Stand down
01:12:36Stuart
01:12:37Wait that gun at me okay
01:12:40I'm the one you hate
01:12:41You made her hate me
01:12:43She won't even look at me
01:12:45She won't fuck me anymore man
01:12:48It's your fault
01:12:50I had the love
01:12:51Of my life
01:12:52Taken from me
01:12:54My bed
01:12:56My house
01:12:58You did that Stuart
01:13:00But there is one difference
01:13:02Between you and I
01:13:03I don't think you have the guts
01:13:04To pull that trigger
01:13:06And me
01:13:08I've done it a thousand times
01:13:11No
01:13:12No no no
01:13:12He'll do it
01:13:14He'll do it Connor
01:13:15He killed my father
01:13:21Mr. President
01:13:28Sorry
01:13:29Forgiveness
01:13:32You killed Tom
01:13:58Oh Connor
01:14:01Connor you saved me
01:14:03I knew you still loved me
01:14:05I knew you still loved me
01:14:06Don't kid yourself Tandy
01:14:08I was just doing my civic duty
01:14:13It's alright
01:14:16Stand down
01:14:17Stand down
01:14:27Sorry about that
01:14:30Interruption
01:14:32No
01:14:34You know what
01:14:36You two want peace
01:14:38The world
01:14:39Demands peace
01:14:42And if anyone tries
01:14:43To fuck that up
01:14:45They're going to have
01:14:46To deal with me
01:14:49Thank you all
01:14:50For your time today
01:14:52Thank you
01:14:53Thank you all
01:15:04For your time today
01:15:04President Connor Mitchell
01:15:05It is my pleasure
01:15:07To award you
01:15:09The War Peace Prize
01:15:11For your incredible diplomacy
01:15:13between Prezan and Tarkov.
01:15:21Congratulations.
01:15:24You're wrong.
01:15:26Kamri still loves me.
01:15:27I can feel it.
01:15:31You've got to let him go, sweetheart.
01:15:34No.
01:15:34No, he just hasn't finished his job for his country.
01:15:37And then he'll come back to me.
01:15:39I know it.
01:15:41You'll all see.
01:15:50Congratulations.
01:15:57However, all credit is really due to my beautiful wife.
01:16:02The mastermind behind the truth.
01:16:08Oh.
01:16:09Oh.
01:16:10Oh.
01:16:11Oh.
01:16:12Oh.
01:16:13I have a message for the world.
01:16:17Peace is not easy.
01:16:20Sometimes it requires letting go.
01:16:24Setting aside old baggage and moving forwards towards a new, better world.
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