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Craving My Brother's Best Friend Short Drama
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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Fire.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:08Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:19Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:48my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:51and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:56Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:02It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:07So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:21It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:27What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison
00:01:35a 4,000-word pure smut starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:44You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:47This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:51And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:00You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:03I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08Yeah.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:09No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:12Okay.
00:02:13Fine.
00:02:14Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:35It's been a while.
00:02:36You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed
00:02:48a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:53Alice.
00:02:54Yo, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:55Come on, that's gross.
00:02:56I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:02And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:05Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08All right.
00:03:08You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:11Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, road code.
00:03:14We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:16Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:18Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21All right, everybody.
00:03:24You know, I don't think that I'm the one
00:03:26having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:35Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:41Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug,
00:03:50like anything like that.
00:03:51It's, sometimes they have files that, like,
00:03:53will give you a virus if you open it,
00:03:55so you just don't wanna open it.
00:03:56And if you see anything from me,
00:03:57you should just delete it right away
00:03:59and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut
00:04:04about us having sex.
00:04:07That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:08Yeah.
00:04:09No, I've been, uh, you know,
00:04:11at a training camp the last, like, two weeks,
00:04:13so I had a signal.
00:04:15So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:18Why? What's on the email?
00:04:21Why? What's on the email?
00:04:22Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:25Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:28Because you know, like I am,
00:04:30I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron,
00:04:32so, uh,
00:04:32if there's anything I need to know about,
00:04:34you should, uh,
00:04:35tell me.
00:04:36No, nothing.
00:04:37Nothing scandalous.
00:04:38I'm gonna go, actually,
00:04:39I have to go.
00:04:40Oh, good to see you.
00:04:45Okay.
00:04:46Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:49New city.
00:04:50New school.
00:04:51I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:52And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid,
00:04:56perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:24I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:27Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:29And more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team,
00:05:36and I went really fast.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:39You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:44Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:45Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines,
00:05:51then I'm fine with it.
00:05:53Sure.
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:58Down the hallway.
00:05:59Third door on the left.
00:06:00And just barge in.
00:06:02Be aggressive.
00:06:03He loves them.
00:06:06See you luck.
00:06:11Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:18Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:25Third door.
00:06:26Meeting room.
00:06:27Show him aggression.
00:06:28I got this.
00:06:38Oh, my God.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:42You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:45Hmm.
00:06:46We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pies, Virgin.
00:06:53What?
00:06:54No!
00:06:55No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:00Whoa!
00:07:05Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:07I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:09Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:11Were you needing a salute?
00:07:15Um...
00:07:15Back off.
00:07:33You looking for me?
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:38What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:40Brett?
00:07:41He's the football captain?
00:07:43Of course he is.
00:07:45Who else could it be?
00:07:47Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:49You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half amazing.
00:07:53Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:54The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:58Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:00I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:06It's alright.
00:08:07Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:11You look thirsty.
00:08:20Hey, well, great. Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:23Put it down!
00:08:28What's that?
00:08:29Well, let's get you out of here. I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:31It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:44I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:49I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:51And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:55The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:00Touchdown!
00:09:02I slept.
00:09:09You guys are benched.
00:09:11What?
00:09:11It's just a joke.
00:09:13Seriously?
00:09:15The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:19Don't look, here's the kisser.
00:09:20In the men's shower, Elson, unhinged.
00:09:23Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:26Kill me now.
00:09:33What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:37Obviously.
00:09:39Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:42Yes, it did.
00:09:43You've just been waiting.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is it?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:49Oh crap.
00:09:50I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:53I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:55I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:09:59Missed my message, sir?
00:10:01You know, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think.
00:10:04I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:08Just give it back.
00:10:09Whatever you...
00:10:10Hold on.
00:10:11You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:17You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:19He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:20Are you into that?
00:10:21We're doing a school project together.
00:10:23Ah, a school project.
00:10:24Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:28So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on.
00:10:31Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go.
00:10:35Chad is deleted.
00:10:36What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:37Stop.
00:10:38They're already done.
00:10:38That's not cool.
00:10:39You can't do that.
00:10:41That's not fair.
00:10:42Yes, it is.
00:10:43Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:46So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:49I said take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:54Do what?
00:10:55I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:06Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:08Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:11This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:14The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:18I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:23Make sure you want me to take your attention.
00:11:26This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:29My only.
00:11:30My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:36Yes.
00:11:37Brett.
00:11:38Harder.
00:11:40Faster.
00:11:41I'm coming.
00:11:43Are you alright?
00:11:43Yes.
00:11:45Any and a little bit of air.
00:11:46It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:50Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:54No, I just...
00:12:03Oh my god.
00:12:05Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:07I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:11You have double XL condens, do you see?
00:12:13I'll tell you this.
00:12:15It's for grownups.
00:12:16Do you actually use those?
00:12:17Yeah.
00:12:18They use your face.
00:12:20There's no way.
00:12:21That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:24What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:33Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:35You kissed me back.
00:12:37You basically attacked me.
00:12:38I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:47Pathetic.
00:12:47I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:49I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:50I'm such an idiot.
00:12:53Forget I said anything.
00:12:54You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:56Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:00Excuse me?
00:13:01There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:04No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:06And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:10Who do you think you are?
00:13:11My father?
00:13:17I'm your roommate.
00:13:18And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:22So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27We're roommates.
00:13:28And that means we're equals.
00:13:30Mm-hmm.
00:13:30And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:33So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:37And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:42make sure that you're safe.
00:13:43Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:48Nope.
00:13:49Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:52No.
00:13:53Pro Max.
00:13:54Not when he looks like that.
00:13:57Yeah, Pro Max.
00:13:59Yeah.
00:14:00This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:04First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:07Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:10You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:12I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:14You don't control what I do.
00:14:29Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:33Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:40Lingerie?
00:14:41Seriously?
00:14:43But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:47I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:50I'm your roommate.
00:14:51And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:53Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:58I don't take orders from those.
00:15:02Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:04Come on.
00:15:06Let's get it up, let's go.
00:15:08Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:20Oh my god.
00:15:22Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:25Oh.
00:15:28Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:31Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:38Thanks.
00:15:39At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:42You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:45I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:49Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:51Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:56Turn the music up.
00:15:57Let's play a game.
00:16:12I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:23Shit.
00:16:24I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:26Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:29What's the matter?
00:16:31No guys want you?
00:16:33Tick-tock, sweetie.
00:16:35She's stalling.
00:16:36She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:38You can't get a guy?
00:16:40You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:43Just give me a second.
00:16:55Hey, Allison.
00:16:56Yeah, I...
00:17:03That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:06Since you're so thirsty, lick it up.
00:17:14Lick it up.
00:17:23Brett?
00:17:25What's up?
00:17:26Where are you?
00:17:28I'm at Club Five.
00:17:29I lost a dare.
00:17:32Yeah?
00:17:33What kind of dare?
00:17:36I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:40Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:44a good idea for you to go outside?
00:17:46Come on, Brett.
00:17:47Please, this is serious.
00:17:48Can you just come get me?
00:17:49No, Allison.
00:17:50You know what?
00:17:51You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:53Brett, please!
00:17:58How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:00He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:03You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:07I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:15Where do you think you're going?
00:18:16Grab her.
00:18:17What?
00:18:17Nope!
00:18:18Get off of me!
00:18:19You lost the dare.
00:18:20You pay the price.
00:18:24You need to loosen up.
00:18:26You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:28We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:32No!
00:18:33No!
00:18:45What was that?
00:18:46Oh.
00:18:47Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:54Please!
00:18:55Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:57A dare is a dare.
00:18:58Stop fighting.
00:19:00I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:02Taking that V card out there.
00:19:12Please!
00:19:13Please stop!
00:19:14You're getting this?
00:19:15That's what gets used.
00:19:18Hey, asshole!
00:19:32Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:44Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:45Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:48Jason and Ally were just having fun together.
00:19:50I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:52She's practically begging for it.
00:20:04You know, I better not see any videos of this online.
00:20:06Or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:09And that goes for everybody.
00:20:11I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:13Does everybody understand that?
00:20:16Great.
00:20:17We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:21Yep.
00:20:23You okay?
00:20:25Come on.
00:20:26Let's go.
00:20:34Hey!
00:20:35Hey!
00:20:36Hey!
00:20:36What do you think you're doing?
00:20:38Huh?
00:20:39Sneaking out?
00:20:40Going to a place like this?
00:20:42What would've happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:45What did you mean back there?
00:20:50Back where?
00:20:52When you told everyone
00:20:55that I'm your girl.
00:20:57The literal meaning.
00:20:59I completely lost it
00:21:00when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:03I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:05And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09I know.
00:21:11Cause I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:13Hey.
00:21:13Always causing trouble.
00:21:14Please, just put this out.
00:21:16Happy?
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:22Well, you know what?
00:21:23I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere
00:21:25dressed like this.
00:21:26Like I'm desperate?
00:21:27No, that's not true.
00:21:28I know.
00:21:28Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:30Bullshit.
00:21:30You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:32Okay?
00:21:32These people are not your friends
00:21:34and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:35And you don't need to.
00:21:36I know.
00:21:36I know.
00:21:36Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:38And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:40And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:42That's not true.
00:21:45Fuck Rita.
00:21:46Fuck everybody.
00:21:49I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:50I don't want to be me.
00:21:52Okay?
00:21:52I want to be liked.
00:21:53I want to be wanted.
00:21:55And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:58I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:00I'll always be there.
00:22:01So what does that mean?
00:22:03What does that mean for us?
00:22:05What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:08I'm losing my mind.
00:22:10I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:13All I can think, just this once.
00:22:17What?
00:22:20Just say it.
00:22:21Just say it.
00:22:22I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:25Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:27No.
00:22:28It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:29That is not true.
00:22:30Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:34Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:36I can't.
00:22:38And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:42So you know what?
00:22:43Just forget it.
00:22:44Forget I said anything.
00:22:47I'm done begging you.
00:22:49I'm done.
00:22:49No, Allison.
00:22:50Allison, stop it.
00:22:58Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:02Why?
00:23:03Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:09It says that you have to stop.
00:23:12Please don't stop.
00:23:14Please don't stop.
00:23:26Please don't stop.
00:23:35What are you doing, Brett?
00:23:37We're hurting everything.
00:23:50Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:56Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:00Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:03Talk to me.
00:24:03Face time to run.
00:24:07What is he doing?
00:24:09Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:16Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:18Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:19What?
00:24:19Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:25So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:28and beat your ass.
00:24:29It's...
00:24:30It was an accident, okay?
00:24:31We just...
00:24:32I butt-dialed you.
00:24:34We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:40And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:43Okay?
00:24:44Chill.
00:24:45Really?
00:24:46Yeah, look.
00:24:50It's really dry, okay?
00:24:51My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:55All right.
00:24:55Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care of two, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:24:59right now or something.
00:25:00I need you to take care of that.
00:25:01I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:03I got it.
00:25:05Peace.
00:25:06Bye.
00:25:09Oh, my God.
00:25:10That was really, really close.
00:25:13Hey, but, uh...
00:25:14What?
00:25:14Come on, we should...
00:25:15You forgot something.
00:25:16No, Ellie.
00:25:18It's late.
00:25:18Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:20Hey, Allison.
00:25:22Stop.
00:25:27Quit acting so childish.
00:25:32You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:36is you.
00:25:44All right, ladies.
00:25:46Physical assessments today.
00:25:48Allison, you're first.
00:26:22Damn, Allison.
00:26:23I see you.
00:26:25Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:27You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:30Shut up.
00:26:39Hey, uh...
00:26:40Hey, watch it.
00:26:42What's your problem?
00:26:45Hmm?
00:26:53Partner up!
00:26:55Stretching drills!
00:27:00Solo, Allison?
00:27:01Let me help.
00:27:02I'm real hands-on.
00:27:04Hmm.
00:27:05I'm okay.
00:27:06Come on.
00:27:07It'll be fun.
00:27:08I promise.
00:27:11Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:13Oh, excuse me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:19Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:22That's right.
00:27:23She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:26Choose me.
00:27:30Walk away, Chad.
00:27:32Right now.
00:27:35Whatever, man.
00:27:36You're a loss.
00:27:42What are you doing?
00:27:43What?
00:27:44Are you jealous or something?
00:27:46No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:47What was that?
00:27:48I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:50Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:51Just doing my job.
00:27:55First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:00All right, come on.
00:28:01You first.
00:28:08Let's go!
00:28:09We don't have all day!
00:28:10You ready, Rookie?
00:28:11I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:14But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:16Let's go!
00:28:17We don't have all day!
00:28:19You want to play?
00:28:21Fine.
00:28:22Let's play.
00:28:53What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:55I'm not doing anything.
00:28:57Stop it.
00:28:59Stop where?
00:29:02Switch positions!
00:29:05You're turned.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:18Whenever you're ready.
00:29:20She's trying to kill me.
00:29:21And it's working.
00:29:28She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:30It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:33Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:40What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49You okay, Brett?
00:29:51Okay.
00:29:51And done, Allison.
00:29:53You killed it today.
00:29:55You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:29:59Really?
00:30:00Wow, thank you.
00:30:04Congratulations.
00:30:06Good flirting, you two.
00:30:13You're off me.
00:30:30Oh my god.
00:30:32It's fucking hot!
00:30:33Hot!
00:30:34You okay?
00:30:35Oh my god.
00:30:37Can you talk?
00:30:42Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:45Here.
00:30:45Thanks.
00:30:46Jesus.
00:30:47I'm so sorry.
00:30:48It's fine.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:50Brain bleach.
00:30:51I need brain bleach.
00:30:52But damn it.
00:30:54How do I unseize it?
00:30:56How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:30:59Okay, it's fine.
00:31:00Just, it's okay.
00:31:01Just forget it, okay?
00:31:02I'm doing laundry.
00:31:03I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:05I, um, didn't, you know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:09And it, and neither are you.
00:31:12You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:13You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:15And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:17Yeah, okay.
00:31:17I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:19Listen, I just, why aren't you still here?
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:26This is my morning routine.
00:31:27I know, it's 8.30.
00:31:29Isn't the whole tear squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:32thing?
00:31:33What?
00:31:33Nobody told me that.
00:31:35Had, oh my god, she's going to kill me.
00:31:38Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:39This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:40She's going to, she's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:43Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44It's okay.
00:31:44We're all, uh, it's alright.
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:59Got all your stuff?
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:02Um, I have to go.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:05Thanks.
00:32:06Bye.
00:32:14Did you just see that?
00:32:15That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:19And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:21Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:23Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:25Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:34Hey, uh, sorry I'm late.
00:32:36I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:38Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:41Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:41Late is late.
00:32:42You're just too lazy.
00:32:51Hey!
00:32:53What's your problem?
00:32:54My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:57It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:32:59Like I said, nobody...
00:33:04No.
00:33:05Hey!
00:33:05Stop!
00:33:06Are you crazy?
00:33:08Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:12Stop!
00:33:14You want to fight?
00:33:16I'll give you a reason.
00:33:22Hey!
00:33:23Hey!
00:33:23What are you doing?
00:33:24What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:25Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:26This is the girl's locker room.
00:33:28Cool.
00:33:28Get out.
00:33:31Get out of here.
00:33:32All of you.
00:33:32Get out of here.
00:33:33Right now.
00:33:33Did you hear me?
00:33:34Get out!
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:41It's fine.
00:33:43I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:47or something.
00:33:48It's going to be okay.
00:33:48We have enough time.
00:33:50Trust me.
00:33:53Hi.
00:33:54Hello.
00:33:55Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:33:58room.
00:33:58Right now.
00:34:03All right.
00:34:04Hey, listen.
00:34:05Use my jersey.
00:34:06Make it look better than the original.
00:34:07All right?
00:34:32Oh, shit.
00:34:34Is that even Allison?
00:34:36All right.
00:34:45she looks
00:34:46stony
00:34:49look at you you look uh you look fantastic you know i think you look better in that jersey than
00:34:54i ever did it's because you've never had to wear eyeliner you know that's true that's that's true
00:34:58hey are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game yeah you're the only
00:35:05thing here that managed me really to you as as your best friend's sister of course as more than just
00:35:16a
00:35:16friend sis all right time's ticking let's move allison i don't know whatever this look is
00:35:27but it works you take center let's go
00:35:36hey uh
00:35:38look at the lake
00:35:47hold on
00:35:52ladies and gentlemen please welcome our state university cheerleading squad
00:36:07oh
00:36:08oh yeah
00:36:31what is that girl she's on fire that's allison scott who knows she had moves
00:36:41all this thing is seriously so hot i mean damn i'm definitely making my move after the game
00:36:47tonight body in that uniform woo you're getting lucky tonight stay with me i don't have to see
00:36:56girls like that they always come running to guys like me i'm telling you right now if you don't
00:37:01fuck off the only thing that's gonna be chasing me is my fist
00:37:14he's on the 30 yard line the 20 the 10
00:37:20go
00:37:47fuck down
00:37:48Okay, shut up!
00:37:53You okay?
00:37:54Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss!
00:38:04Oh, my God...
00:38:06Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:08In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:20now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff
00:38:23I haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:28come on Allison
00:38:29let's give the people what they want
00:38:31I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:37but I want it
00:38:53wait what
00:38:59I can't believe this is happening
00:39:01kiss cam me and Brett
00:39:13Allison don't pass out
00:39:18thanks for keeping chat at bay
00:39:21no problem
00:39:30this is insane
00:39:31I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:34but it feels so right
00:39:37I never want it to end
00:39:42Harrison
00:39:51what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school
00:39:55Ron just calm down okay
00:39:57you're making a scene
00:39:58I'm making a scene
00:39:59yeah
00:39:59I'm making a scene
00:40:00you two were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbotron
00:40:03stop beating like this okay
00:40:05are you serious right now
00:40:07if I hadn't stepped in
00:40:08you two would have needed to get a room
00:40:12you're unbelievable
00:40:14I hate you
00:40:18dude I'm
00:40:18no no no
00:40:19you cut the crap
00:40:20you tell me right now
00:40:21what's happening between you two
00:40:22I promise
00:40:23do not bullshit me
00:40:24do not bullshit me
00:40:25absolutely nothing
00:40:25I'm serious
00:40:26nothing
00:40:28you're fucking lying
00:40:29I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:30okay
00:40:31she is not another one of your conquests
00:40:33I know that
00:40:33so you stay in your lane
00:40:35because she is my sister
00:40:36and I'm warning you
00:40:37you do not cross me
00:40:39you do not
00:40:40I promise
00:40:40dude
00:40:42fuck
00:40:46okay
00:40:47hey we need to talk
00:40:49no
00:40:49I sound like a mom
00:40:52this is ridiculous
00:40:53why am I texting him
00:40:54he's literally in the next room
00:40:57you know what
00:40:58just go in there
00:40:59just ask him
00:41:01hey Brett
00:41:01what the hell was that kiss
00:41:03he kissed me back
00:41:05he can't deny it this time
00:41:06it's recorded
00:41:07and live stream
00:41:09okay
00:41:11do
00:41:11or die
00:41:18what are you doing
00:41:19getting groceries
00:41:20what do you think I'm doing
00:41:22I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:23well I think you should do something else
00:41:25I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:28she has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:31Brett
00:41:33what happened at the kiss cam today
00:41:36I know you didn't paint it
00:41:37I can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:40hi
00:41:41you can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:43like are you that much of a coward
00:41:45oh you know what
00:41:46I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:47because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:50it was a kiss cam at a game
00:41:52and we did it
00:41:52do you want to get real Ellie
00:41:54the fun's over
00:41:55it's finished
00:41:56do you understand
00:42:00don't you dare
00:42:01no don't you dare look like that
00:42:02I'm not doing it
00:42:03no no no that's not fair
00:42:04okay
00:42:04do you think I'm trying to be a jerk
00:42:06do you think I'm trying to be an asshole
00:42:09don't you understand how hard you're making this for me
00:42:10you're coming in here in your fucking bikini huh
00:42:12yeah I know what you're doing
00:42:13I'm not doing anything
00:42:15yes you are
00:42:16you know what even if I was
00:42:18I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:20because that's all this is
00:42:21yeah
00:42:22okay so then earlier I should have kissed Chad
00:42:25I had two options
00:42:26you and him
00:42:27and I picked wrong
00:42:32don't say stupid shit like that Ellie
00:42:35Chad's a predator
00:42:36and a loser
00:42:37and you do deserve somebody
00:42:38a lot better than that okay
00:42:42I can't
00:42:48oh
00:42:49is he hard
00:42:55at least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:42:58you don't think I'll be honest
00:43:05oh it's getting hot in here
00:43:07you know
00:43:09biology
00:43:11whether it's biology or not
00:43:14I'm the one who's causing it
00:43:19Ellie
00:43:20Brett
00:43:20he goes out here
00:43:22fucking shit
00:43:23what the fuck is he doing here
00:43:24you have to get out
00:43:25I can't get out
00:43:25if I get out he's gonna see me with my flagpole
00:43:27he's gonna kill me
00:43:28okay well yeah
00:43:28he definitely can't see us like this
00:43:30so I
00:43:30I'm gonna get out
00:43:32okay cool
00:43:32Ellie hey
00:43:34oh my god he's telling you
00:43:35Ellie hey
00:43:36just get under
00:43:37get out of what
00:43:38Brett
00:43:39we have to get down
00:43:44Ellie
00:43:44hi
00:43:45shown alone
00:43:47yeah but I'm naked
00:43:48run I'm naked
00:43:50get out
00:43:52you're
00:43:53you're not though
00:43:56okay well
00:43:56I also have a vibe
00:43:58and you're ruining it
00:43:59so
00:44:00I'm sorry I just
00:44:00I wanted to get my charger
00:44:02I left it out here yesterday
00:44:03you got it
00:44:03so
00:44:04I also wanted to say that
00:44:08I think you did a great job today
00:44:10I mean it
00:44:11you kicked ass
00:44:12and I'm sorry that I was
00:44:14an asshole about it
00:44:16thanks
00:44:23okay but what was the kiss cam thing
00:44:25seeing my best friend
00:44:26just suck my sister's face off
00:44:29traumatized me
00:44:30so I'm just wondering
00:44:31why you did that
00:44:33run
00:44:34I mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:36it's a game
00:44:37everyone does it
00:44:39a game
00:44:39I just feel like it's kind of
00:44:41I don't know a dream
00:44:42this is a guy that you've
00:44:43had a crush on your whole life
00:44:44well
00:44:45it was him
00:44:46or it was Chad
00:44:47so
00:44:47who did you want me to pick
00:44:49that's fair
00:44:50Chad sucks
00:44:51yeah
00:44:52tone it down a little bit
00:44:53okay
00:44:53okay
00:44:54he's my best friend
00:44:55and I don't want things to be weird
00:44:58they won't be
00:45:01okay
00:45:02thanks
00:45:05what was that
00:45:08what was that
00:45:11sorry
00:45:11I got water in my nose
00:45:13okay
00:45:14I'm okay
00:45:14don't drown
00:45:15okay
00:45:15okay
00:45:15have a good soak I guess
00:45:17okay
00:45:18bye
00:45:23oh
00:45:24oh
00:45:25oh
00:45:26oh
00:45:26oh
00:45:26I'm gonna die
00:45:29good talk
00:45:30wait
00:45:34I have to ask you something
00:45:36I'm going to ask him out
00:45:37on a date
00:45:38don't be the little sister Allison
00:45:40be the girl he kissed
00:45:41there's this
00:45:43like stupid event
00:45:44thing tomorrow
00:45:45I was just
00:45:47wondering if you would want to go with me
00:45:55got plans Allie
00:45:57got plans Allie
00:45:59okay
00:46:00yeah whatever
00:46:01I just
00:46:15Rhett
00:46:16I guess we have the same plans
00:46:26except his
00:46:27except his are with Rita
00:46:28not me
00:46:38look
00:46:38charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:41she's finally getting back
00:46:42did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets
00:46:45it's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:47I didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:50I came by myself
00:46:51Rhett was kind enough to help me
00:46:54with my family's donation
00:46:55daddy donated a little of his collection
00:46:57nothing major
00:46:58just some Birkin bags
00:46:59some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:02let's see what you're peddling here Allie
00:47:06huh
00:47:07how much are you asking for this
00:47:09$15
00:47:11I made it myself
00:47:13$15
00:47:13for some plastic and twine
00:47:15you don't have to buy it
00:47:17it's ambitious
00:47:19you know I don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:22I'm gonna take
00:47:23every single one of these bracelets
00:47:28you want to say $500 a piece
00:47:32are you insane
00:47:33you actually want this garbage
00:47:35you know I value the artist
00:47:36that's just how expensive something looks
00:47:38so $500
00:47:39what's that supposed to mean
00:47:41she's nothing
00:47:42no you're nothing
00:47:43especially compared to her
00:47:45how dare you compare me to this peasant
00:47:49why don't you get out of here
00:47:50no I'm serious
00:47:51don't come back to this table again
00:47:56you know I do think this stuff is pretty
00:47:58what are you doing
00:47:59what do you mean
00:48:00you can't keep doing this to me
00:48:02you blew me off yesterday
00:48:03and then today you come
00:48:04and you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:06you're distant with me one second
00:48:07and then you defend me the next
00:48:09what do you want
00:48:10I'm just trying to
00:48:12no
00:48:13Allison
00:48:14party in my place
00:48:16celebrating the big win
00:48:17you coming
00:48:19I don't know
00:48:20I'm not interested
00:48:22she's a grown woman
00:48:24she can speak for herself
00:48:27so what do you say
00:48:30you're not going anywhere
00:48:32and there goes the big brother act again
00:48:35who does he think he is
00:48:36toying with my feelings like this
00:48:38you hate Chad Brett
00:48:39fine
00:48:40Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:41no yeah
00:48:43sounds fun
00:48:47I'll be there
00:48:56there she is
00:48:58my guest of honor
00:49:01damn Allison
00:49:02you look sexy
00:49:02oh
00:49:04thanks
00:49:08it's a cool party
00:49:10yeah you know I threw this whole thing
00:49:11just for you
00:49:13really for me
00:49:15why did you do that
00:49:16you're single
00:49:17I'm single
00:49:18you need another reason
00:49:22so what's the deal with you and Brett
00:49:23huh
00:49:25no deal
00:49:25there's nothing happening between us
00:49:28he's just a friend of a friend
00:49:30of my brother
00:49:30so
00:49:32it's his loss
00:49:33my gain
00:49:37hey you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam
00:49:39Allison
00:49:41let's fix that
00:49:46yeah
00:49:46no why not
00:49:47there's nothing between me and Brett
00:49:49obviously
00:49:50maybe I should just move on
00:49:52you ever play the pocky challenge
00:49:53no
00:49:54what's that
00:49:55we each bite from one end
00:49:57until one of us
00:49:58chickens out
00:49:59come on
00:50:14damn it
00:50:15why am I thinking about him at a time like this
00:50:18come on Allison
00:50:18you're already here
00:50:30fine
00:50:32but I play to win
00:50:38check it out
00:50:4010 bucks say they kiss
00:50:55dude what the fuck
00:50:57game's over
00:50:58let's go
00:50:59excuse me
00:51:00what are you doing
00:51:00get off of me
00:51:01what do you think you're doing
00:51:02you're ruining my night
00:51:03do you think I care that I'm ruining your night
00:51:05what do you think Rob would think
00:51:06if you knew you were happy
00:51:06don't care
00:51:07how about you elect your someone who gives a fuck
00:51:09come on
00:51:09okay
00:51:10no more of these stupid games
00:51:11I don't have to play this shit
00:51:11let's go
00:51:12let's go
00:51:13I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:14I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:18get the fuck away from me
00:51:29oh my god
00:51:30oh shit
00:51:38oh shit
00:51:45oh my god is she okay
00:51:56oh my god
00:51:56hey
00:51:58look at me
00:51:59look at me
00:51:59look at me
00:52:00hey
00:52:00hey
00:52:01you okay
00:52:02I can't
00:52:03I can't
00:52:04I can't
00:52:04I can't
00:52:05breathe
00:52:05just try to breathe
00:52:06all right
00:52:07hey
00:52:12let's go
00:52:13let's get you
00:52:14okay
00:52:14let's get you
00:52:15let's get you
00:52:15let's get you
00:52:19okay
00:52:19okay
00:52:19yeah
00:52:20yeah
00:52:21get out of my way
00:52:22move
00:52:23move
00:52:25just put me down
00:52:26here you go
00:52:27put you down
00:52:29you know you could have died
00:52:31and Chad I mean my god you have no business being around that guy let alone being this close to
00:52:36kissing him huh
00:52:36anybody who's half a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douche bag right
00:52:39that's not fair
00:52:41what's not fair
00:52:43what's not fair what am I not understanding huh what what don't I understand
00:52:46that I don't know how this works okay I'm sorry I'm figuring it out I don't know how guys work
00:52:53all the time
00:52:53you know what that's fantastic I'm so happy that you're able to admit that okay
00:52:56you're not any better than me
00:52:58I'm not any better what did I do how am I not any better what are you talking about
00:53:03you're worse
00:53:03I jumped in the pool I saved your life and now what I'm an asshole how am I worse
00:53:08you're worse because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:11yeah
00:53:12because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:15because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone because you drove me to school when I was
00:53:20late
00:53:20yeah I know I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:24you know
00:53:26I don't understand
00:53:29you made me fall in love with you
00:53:33that's the worst thing
00:53:34that's it
00:53:35I did
00:53:36no no
00:53:36I fell in love with you
00:53:37I'm in love with you
00:53:38stop stop
00:53:38and you're my brother's best friend
00:53:40I know that
00:53:40I know
00:53:42so then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away
00:53:47am I crazy
00:53:49do you not feel anything because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that
00:53:56okay
00:53:58I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:01tell me that you don't want this
00:54:02tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:04I tell you stop
00:54:06I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:13fuck it
00:54:29I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:39listen you have no idea
00:54:41every single time I saw you with him
00:54:44I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:54:47than just my best friend's sister
00:54:50why didn't you say anything
00:54:52I made a promise to run
00:54:55but you know what
00:55:02I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:15I think I met you every day
00:55:17every morning
00:55:19and every night
00:55:22and every single time I close my eyes
00:55:26it's you that I see
00:55:29every time
00:55:32hey
00:55:41I want you to take me
00:55:44right here
00:55:46right now
00:56:00so what do we know
00:56:06what do you want us to be
00:56:10what do you want me to be
00:56:13I want you to be mine
00:56:17I think I already am
00:56:22but what about Ron
00:56:24he's going to kill you
00:56:26I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:28he's very protective older brother
00:56:30but I think he'll come around
00:56:31when he sees
00:56:34how much I love you
00:56:41I don't know
00:56:42I think
00:56:44I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:48just for now
00:56:50I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:52I know
00:56:55but it's just
00:56:56for a little
00:56:57until we find the right moment
00:57:00yeah
00:57:02yeah
00:57:02I don't know
00:57:03until you're awake
00:57:05we'll be secret lovers
00:57:22thinking about you
00:57:32hi captain
00:57:33when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:35I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:38I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:40and just sprinting to you
00:57:43aww
00:57:43well
00:57:44as much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:47don't
00:57:47my legs are killing me
00:57:49and
00:57:50I really like your car
00:57:52oh I know you love my car
00:57:54he grabbed me by the waist
00:57:55hoisting me up
00:57:56putting me on the hood of his car
00:57:57Brett
00:57:58stop
00:57:59don't
00:58:00read my smut
00:58:01I'm telling you
00:58:02every single word that you have ever written
00:58:04is etched into my heart
00:58:05into my soul
00:58:07betrayals kisses from my neck
00:58:09to my breasts
00:58:10gently sucking
00:58:11and biting
00:58:12holy shit
00:58:14that is literal trash
00:58:15but why does it sound like 50 shades of grey
00:58:18when he says it
00:58:20I feel so hot right now
00:58:24palms my center
00:58:26slowly massaging my folds
00:58:28are you away Allie?
00:58:29fuck
00:58:33fuck
00:58:33fuck
00:58:38oh my god
00:58:38someone's coming
00:58:39I have to go fake my own death
00:58:40bye
00:58:41I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:58:43I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:12I was just trying to help.
00:59:14Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:19Shoot.
00:59:20I'm late.
00:59:40Brett.
00:59:42That's Allison's.
00:59:43Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:45If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:04Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:08Hey.
01:00:09Hey.
01:00:09You found my bag.
01:00:10I was looking for that.
01:00:12No problem.
01:00:16Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:19It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:25I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a
01:00:33thorough search.
01:00:34Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend, right?
01:00:39I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:43Excuse me.
01:00:43I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:45It sounded like you were retching.
01:00:46And I asked you if you were a-
01:00:48Look at this.
01:00:48This is perfection.
01:00:50It's every girl's dream.
01:00:51I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:53And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:00:54I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:00:59Search me.
01:01:00I have nothing to hide.
01:01:06Your turn, Scott.
01:01:08Sure, but I-
01:01:10Rita!
01:01:12Jackpaw.
01:01:13Well, well, well.
01:01:15Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:17I knew it.
01:01:19No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:23Allison, performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:28Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:31Those aren't mine.
01:01:32Right.
01:01:33A cheater and a liar.
01:01:35Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:37I've never seen those.
01:01:38I don't know what they are.
01:01:40I'm lying.
01:01:41It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:44They're mine.
01:01:44Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:48Did you forget?
01:01:49I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning.
01:01:51Yeah, sorry.
01:01:52I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:01:54He's right.
01:01:55They're just vitamins.
01:01:56No, they aren't.
01:01:57Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you've come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:03I just...
01:02:05They look suspicious.
01:02:07Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:10Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:13That's enough.
01:02:13All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:18Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately.
01:02:21What?
01:02:22You can't do that.
01:02:24Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:25Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:27I mean, I know it.
01:02:28Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:32You little bitch.
01:02:34You think you can just waltz in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:36That's enough, Rita.
01:02:37My decision is final.
01:02:43Listen up.
01:02:44When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:48You want us to drop her?
01:02:49She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:51That's the point.
01:02:53Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:02:55So tragic.
01:02:56I can't do that.
01:02:57Coach will kill me.
01:02:58Fine.
01:02:59Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:02I know everything, girls.
01:03:04Every dirty little secret.
01:03:06Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:09Your call.
01:03:10And make sure she falls hard enough, she never gets back up.
01:03:19Very sweet.
01:03:22What happened back there?
01:03:24How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:26I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:29So I swapped it out.
01:03:32I knew it.
01:03:33I knew she was up to something.
01:03:34You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:38Seriously?
01:03:38Yeah.
01:03:39She was throwing up.
01:03:40It was when we were...
01:03:43When we were having...
01:03:48Bone sex.
01:03:50So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:03:53Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:03:57Hey, do you...
01:04:00Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:01Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:03I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:05I mean, I'm being serious though.
01:04:06I'm being serious too.
01:04:08Allison.
01:04:09Perfect just who you are.
01:04:10Yeah.
01:04:12I'll always be there.
01:04:15To catch you on your phone.
01:04:17Always.
01:04:20All right.
01:04:22On the count.
01:04:23You both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:25Rita, you're up first.
01:04:26Then Allison.
01:04:39Okay.
01:04:39Allison.
01:04:41Hey.
01:04:41Great job, you guys.
01:04:43You killed him.
01:05:07Hey.
01:05:08I told you to catch you.
01:05:10Brett.
01:05:11You just saved my life.
01:05:16I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something, huh?
01:05:20Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:21You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:24Are you kidding me?
01:05:26Are you kidding me?
01:05:26They almost dropped me.
01:05:27I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:28I could have died.
01:05:29That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:31Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:34Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:40Oh, Brett.
01:05:42Oh, my gosh.
01:05:43I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:45I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:46All right, everyone.
01:05:47In light of performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:05:58Wow.
01:06:00Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:02I'm proud of you.
01:06:03Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:08And that's game.
01:06:09State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:13Allie.
01:06:15Look, I know.
01:06:16It's not what you wanted.
01:06:16It's okay.
01:06:17Because you did good.
01:06:18That's all that matters.
01:06:19Thanks, bro.
01:06:20I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:06:21I'll be right back.
01:06:22Ew.
01:06:23Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:25Yo.
01:06:26Allison.
01:06:26She is.
01:06:27Looking good, baby.
01:06:29Y'all do private shows.
01:06:30You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:34You're so gross.
01:06:36Yo, what the hell?
01:06:38Are you serious?
01:06:39What?
01:06:39What's going on?
01:06:39I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:41Yo, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:43You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:44I hate your dreams.
01:06:46How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens
01:06:50again?
01:06:51You think you're so fucking special.
01:06:54Why?
01:06:55You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:06:57How?
01:06:58By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:00I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:02Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:05Hey.
01:07:05You shameless whore.
01:07:07Hey!
01:07:08One more woman.
01:07:10I did.
01:07:11You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:13She's a public bus.
01:07:14Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:16Hey!
01:07:19Hey, fuck this.
01:07:21You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:24Run!
01:07:26Run!
01:07:26Hey!
01:07:28That's enough!
01:07:29What's going on here?
01:07:30I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:32Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:34You're gonna hit her?
01:07:35No.
01:07:35Get my office now.
01:07:37You!
01:07:38With me!
01:07:38This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:40Let's...
01:07:41We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:44Alright.
01:07:45Make sure you're on it.
01:07:50It's a really nasty cut, Brent.
01:07:53You could've broken your hand.
01:07:54Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:07:56Never let anybody get away with cheating like that.
01:07:59Sit up.
01:08:06You know, I could kinda get used to this.
01:08:08Having, uh...
01:08:09Nurse Allison around.
01:08:11Take care of me.
01:08:11Help me out.
01:08:13Here you go, guys.
01:08:14304.
01:08:15I think it's this one.
01:08:15Let's go see the hero.
01:08:17Oh, shit.
01:08:18No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:20They can't see us like this.
01:08:22I won't let him.
01:08:23Let's tell him.
01:08:24Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:25In front of the entire team.
01:08:27I mean...
01:08:28Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:31What do you want to do?
01:08:32Let's hide.
01:08:33Yeah.
01:08:35Alright, alright.
01:08:39Brett!
01:08:40Brett, you in there?
01:08:41Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:44God, you have no idea...
01:08:46How crazy you drive me.
01:08:49You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh...
01:08:55Doing this.
01:08:57Do you need a hand man?
01:08:58No, I got everything I need, uh...
01:09:01Right here.
01:09:07You gotta be quiet.
01:09:11Let's see what happens.
01:09:14Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:17Hey, you know what?
01:09:17It, uh...
01:09:18Takes me a very long time.
01:09:20Assholes.
01:09:30I feel what you do to me.
01:09:32I feel what you do to me.
01:09:34It's kinda hard to mess.
01:09:37Yeah.
01:09:38100.
01:09:40Brett, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:42We got your food.
01:09:43It's gonna get cold.
01:09:43You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:45I can help you.
01:09:46Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, alright?
01:09:47I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:49Alright, let's just give him some space.
01:09:51Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:52Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:54You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:09:57I think I've earned some, uh...
01:10:00Alice in physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:03You know, you could've just asked.
01:10:05You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:20It's good.
01:10:24Are you gonna help me?
01:10:26No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:35I'm so bad for you.
01:10:38I'm so bad for you.
01:10:40I'm so bad for you.
01:10:41I'm so bad for you.
01:10:41I'm so bad for you.
01:10:42I'm so bad for you.
01:10:44I'm so bad for you.
01:10:46Brad goes pro after this. Guaranteed.
01:10:49I've heard the halftime show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:51Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:52Sick.
01:10:53Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:10:58Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:02I will end you.
01:11:04Leave it.
01:11:07Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:09You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:10Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:13She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:16And her dealer?
01:11:18Look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:26That's not true.
01:11:27You know what? I don't care.
01:11:29Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:31She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:34Just ask them yourself.
01:11:35Oh, really?
01:11:37Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:41Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:44He said he had good stuff.
01:11:47But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:50Yeah, that's bullshit.
01:11:52I have proof.
01:11:55I know real doctors.
01:11:57I've got pills.
01:11:59Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:02Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:06This is insane, okay?
01:12:08I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:10Oh, sweetie.
01:12:11It's all coming out now.
01:12:12I saw her taking pills.
01:12:14For practice.
01:12:15We trusted you.
01:12:16Cheater!
01:12:19Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:22Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:24She's using you.
01:12:25For the clout?
01:12:26For the status?
01:12:27Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:30Nobody.
01:12:30A total bottom feeder.
01:12:32Rita, you know what?
01:12:32You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:34How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:36And what'd you do to it?
01:12:37You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:38Boo!
01:12:40Boo!
01:12:41Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:43Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:44This is my sister, okay?
01:12:45She would never do something like this.
01:12:48And here come the pretzels.
01:12:51All right, that's enough.
01:12:52That's enough.
01:12:53Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:12:56as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:12:59I have no choice.
01:13:01Allison Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:03from your position as captain of the cheerleader team.
01:13:06Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension.
01:13:09Pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:10Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:13Hold on.
01:13:14Hold it.
01:13:15If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:18I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy
01:13:21with the right body.
01:13:22No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:25You'd really help us?
01:13:26Absolutely.
01:13:27Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's
01:13:29to take your spouse ever again.
01:13:30So, what's the catch?
01:13:32We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:34This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:37not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:41Now, for the drugs.
01:13:43These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:45They're vitamins.
01:13:46You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:48You wanna check these out, principal?
01:13:53He's right.
01:13:54These are common supplements.
01:13:56Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:13:59to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:02She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:04and she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:07Now, every body is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:11Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only, because she was a threat.
01:14:14She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:18And it's horrible, because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:22and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:24And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:28That's not true, he's lying.
01:14:30She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:32Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:37Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:37You fucking bitch! You ruined my life!
01:14:41You ruined it yourself.
01:14:53Look at you, playing the victim.
01:14:56You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:14:59Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:03Nothing but a little...
01:15:04Shut up, dude. Shut up.
01:15:06What are you gonna do about it, Harrison?
01:15:07I don't have to do anything.
01:15:09You're gonna get exactly what you deserve, right now.
01:15:11Mr. Williams!
01:15:15Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you,
01:15:20from various female students.
01:15:22As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:25What? No! My father...
01:15:28Your father may have his name on the library, but I assure you,
01:15:31his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:33You can take him away.
01:15:35Marty's over. Let go.
01:15:36No! I'll steal you all!
01:15:38This isn't over!
01:15:41And as for you, Miss Scott, on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:46I would like to apologize to you for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:51And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:15:57You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:00Woo!
01:16:02Thank you, Principal.
01:16:03All right, everyone. Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:07I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:08But, we have a game to get back to.
01:16:10So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:12Woo!
01:16:14Let's win!
01:16:26Woo!
01:16:27Woo!
01:16:28Folks there, State University wins it all!
01:16:31Woo!
01:16:33Woo!
01:16:34Woo!
01:16:36Woo!
01:16:37Woo!
01:16:37Woo!
01:16:39Woo!
01:16:42Woo!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:46Kiss!
01:16:48Kiss!
01:16:49Kiss!
01:16:49Kiss!
01:16:50Kiss!
01:16:52Kiss!
01:16:53Kiss!
01:16:53Kiss!
01:16:57Hey!
01:16:59Allison!
01:17:02The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:07hey well you know what uh he's cool i think he knew before we did
01:17:13i love you kid scott i love you too quarterback
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