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Craving My Brother's Best Friend Full EP
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00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut
00:01:38starring him!
00:01:42All right, welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58We'll bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Alice, hi.
00:02:55Yo, Ally, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you've gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go come in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, I just gotta have a shower.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08Alright?
00:03:09You're in a watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21Alright, bye-bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:51It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it.
00:03:55So you just don't wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks.
00:04:13So I, uh, hit a signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because, you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron.
00:04:32So, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell me.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, oh.
00:04:41Good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:51I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi.
00:05:23Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01Hey, just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06Wish me luck.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show them aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:19Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is at.
00:08:05Oh my god.
00:08:07It's alright.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running last and you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29Brother Sean.
00:08:30Alright, to get you out of here, I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:01Touchdown.
00:09:03I slept.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:12What?
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Don't look.
00:09:21It's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:24Unmenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is it at?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes!
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Yes, it is.
00:10:44Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:47So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:55Then do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:11This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take out my chance?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Any a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just like...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, don't you?
00:12:15I'll tell you what else.
00:12:16It's for grown-ups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically tacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30That means we're equals.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:43sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra-large.
00:13:53No.
00:13:54Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I am not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on.
00:15:07Let's get up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:39Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:46I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up.
00:15:58Let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:38She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker.
00:16:42You flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08Since you're so thirsty.
00:17:09Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:18Lick it up.
00:17:24Brett.
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:29Matt Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um...
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:47Come on, Brett. Please, this is serious. Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison, you know what? You want it to break the rules? You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:18What?
00:18:19No! Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare. You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:27You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:47Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please!
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart! A dare is a dare!
00:19:00Stop fighting!
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04I'm taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:14I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:14Please! Please stop! Please!
00:19:16You're getting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:39No!
00:19:46Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Ally were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody. I don't want to see one picture and one video. Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great. We'll then delete them right now.
00:20:23No?
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on. Let's go.
00:20:36Hey! Hey! What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:41Sneaking out? Going to a place like this? What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning. I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:04I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:14Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this up.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what? I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know. Okay? I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know. I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:59I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:22Just say it. Just say it.
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:31That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what? Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:52No, Alison.
00:22:52Alison, stop it.
00:22:59Alison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:05Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:18Please let him out.
00:23:20Oops.
00:23:37What are you doing, Brut?
00:23:39Running everything.
00:23:40Everything.
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Ali, are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now? Talk to me.
00:24:06Face time to run.
00:24:10What is he doing? Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:20Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:21What?
00:24:22Ali called me, dumbass, and I had signed up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm gonna come over there and beat your
00:24:31ass.
00:24:32It's... it was an accident, okay? We just...
00:24:34I butt-dialed you. We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight. Okay? Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay? My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right. Brett, if that's true, you guys got a ticket to, I don't know, like an urgent care right
00:25:01now or something. I need you to take care of that.
00:25:03I was, uh, I was going to right after. I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God. That was really, really close.
00:25:15Hey, what's up?
00:25:17What's going on? We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ali. It's late.
00:25:21Come on. You almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:29Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:39is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies. Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:25:55Well, you're up first.
00:25:56Just one second.
00:26:05Well...
00:26:12Don't leave it.
00:26:13You're up first.
00:26:14You're up first.
00:26:15You're up first.
00:26:15You're up first.
00:26:16You're up first.
00:26:18Cool.
00:26:24But you're up first.
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:28Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:56Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:02Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm no hands-on.
00:27:07I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right. She doesn't need to keep her breath.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:52I'm keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Ricky?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:22You wanna play?
00:28:24Fine. Let's play.
00:28:28We need to take care of yourself.
00:28:29There's one.
00:28:34Perfect.
00:28:45These people will be forced into work with the other people.
00:28:46No way!
00:28:51I'm having to keep a help.
00:28:52Dieハハ Iron.
00:28:52One birthday shuls from London�.
00:28:54It's yummy!
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions!
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:22She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:30She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, bros?
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:54And done.
00:29:55Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:01Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:08Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:31Oh, my God.
00:30:35Oh, my God.
00:30:36Oh, my God.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:49Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:52Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:54Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:54I need brain bleach, but damn it.
00:30:57How do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine.
00:31:03Just, it's okay.
00:31:04Just forget it.
00:31:05Okay?
00:31:05Hey, I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't, you know, you're not really wearing any clothes, and it, and neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else, and you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:19Yeah, okay.
00:31:20I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just, why aren't you still here?
00:31:26Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know.
00:31:30It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole tier squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had, oh my god, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's gonna, she's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
00:31:47Well, I'll, I'll try.
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:02Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um, I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:08Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:15Stop!
00:33:17You wanna fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey, hey!
00:33:26What are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:31Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this.
00:33:48So, I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:57Hi. Hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school, and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:47She looks...
00:34:49Stony.
00:34:52Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh...
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:55You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's...
00:35:01That's true, I am.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really?
00:35:12To you.
00:35:13As...
00:35:14As your best friend's sister.
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As...
00:35:19More than just a friend's sis...
00:35:21All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison.
00:35:26I don't know whatever this look is...
00:35:31But...
00:35:32It works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47When do you make?
00:35:51Alright...
00:35:56Oh shit...
00:35:57Ladies and gentlemen,
00:35:58please welcome our State University Cheerleading Squad.
00:36:01Hey, hey, hey.
00:36:03He's not a gaming operativeresist.
00:36:04I'm a game.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:07Hey, hey.
00:36:35Who is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:37It's Allison Scott.
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:53Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off,
00:37:05the only thing that's gonna be chasing is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Fred Harrison does it again.
00:37:27The state wins.
00:37:29Yes!
00:37:29Oh, good job.
00:37:31Let's go right here.
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:50Woo!
00:37:50I'm gonna do it just for another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Okay, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:58Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:08Kiss!
00:38:09Kiss!
00:38:14Kiss!
00:38:15Kiss!
00:38:16Kiss!
00:38:20Kiss!
00:38:21Kiss!
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:26I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:28Jeff!
00:38:28Jeff!
00:38:30Jeff!
00:38:30Jeff!
00:38:32Woo!
00:38:32Come on, Allison.
00:38:32Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:34I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41But I want it.
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Kim, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:33This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:39:59Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:22No, no, no.
00:40:23You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not!
00:40:44I promise, dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No!
00:40:54I sound like a mom!
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:10It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23I'm getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Hi.
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:51because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no. That's not fair.
00:42:08Okay?
00:42:08Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is.
00:42:25Yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options.
00:42:30You and him.
00:42:31And I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And a loser.
00:42:42And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:45I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:42:59But at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:02You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know.
00:43:13Biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Allie.
00:43:24Brett.
00:43:25He goes out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit.
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey.
00:43:39Oh my God, he's coming.
00:43:40Allie, hey.
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under.
00:43:42What?
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50You chilling alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:53Why?
00:43:53I'm naked.
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was, uh...
00:44:18an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Wrong.
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:06Thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:30God, the alien one's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita.
00:46:32Not me.
00:46:42Look.
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45Just finally giving back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:18For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty, uh...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're dissing with me one second,
00:48:12and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:18Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know, um...
00:48:25You're not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison.
00:49:06You look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really? For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason?
00:49:27So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:37Is his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No. What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Akiki, check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night.
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care.
00:51:12How about you electro someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:15Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games.
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:17Let's go. Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:35Oh my god.
00:51:36Oh shit.
00:51:36I'm playing them.
00:51:38I'm playing.
00:51:40I'm playing.
00:51:43I'm playing.
00:51:43I'm playing.
00:51:45Hey.
00:51:47You good?
00:51:48You okay?
00:51:50You okay?
00:51:50Hey.
00:51:50Hold on.
00:51:51Hold on.
00:51:51Hold on.
00:51:52I'm doing fine.
00:51:54I'm doing fine.
00:51:56I'm doing fine.
00:51:57I'm doing fine.
00:51:58I'm doing fine.
00:51:58Oh my god.
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:00трев Cas Bami.
00:52:02Face.
00:52:03Face.
00:52:03Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't.
00:52:09I can't feel it.
00:52:10I can't feel it.
00:52:11I can't feel it.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:12Alright.
00:52:16I'm gonna be okay.
00:52:17Alright.
00:52:18Let's get you in.
00:52:19Hey.
00:52:20Let's get you in.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:25Yeah.
00:52:26Okay.
00:52:27Yeah.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:31Just put me down, Fred!
00:52:32Alright, here we go.
00:52:32Put you down.
00:52:34You know, you could've died.
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:41close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douche bagger, right?
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair?
00:52:50What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works!
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:55I'm sorry.
00:52:55I'm figuring it out.
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:59You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic.
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:09You're worse!
00:53:09I jumped in the pool.
00:53:10I saved your life.
00:53:11And now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:14You're worse!
00:53:15Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:24Because you drove me to school when I was late!
00:53:26Yeah, I know.
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:30You know.
00:53:31I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:39That's the worst thing.
00:53:40Don't say that.
00:53:41I did!
00:53:41I fell in love with you!
00:53:43I'm in love with you!
00:53:43Stop!
00:53:44Stop!
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend!
00:53:45I know that!
00:53:46I know.
00:53:47Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:54Yeah.
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:10I'm gonna tell you to stop, Allison.
00:54:11I'm never gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:19Fuck it.
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:45Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:46Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me.
00:54:53Than just my best friend and sister.
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run.
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:20I think about you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:28And every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:38Every time.
00:55:46I want you to take me, right here, right now.
00:56:06So what do we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's gonna kill you.
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:34He's very protective older brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40how much I love you.
00:56:42How much I love you.
00:56:47I don't know, I think...
00:56:50I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:53Just for now.
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:58I know.
00:57:01But it's just for a little.
00:57:03Until we find the right moment.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:08I don't want to be your way.
00:57:11We'll be secret, Lars.
00:57:28Thinking about you.
00:57:38Hi, Captain.
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:44I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:48Aw.
00:57:49Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me...
00:57:52Don't.
00:57:53My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:58Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:00He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:04Brett, stop.
00:58:05Don't read my smut.
00:58:07I'm telling you, every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:12He trails kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:18Holy shit.
00:58:20That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now.
00:58:30Palms my center.
00:58:32Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:34Are you away, Allie?
00:58:35Fuck.
00:58:44Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:45Um, I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:47Bye.
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:08Hey.
00:59:09Are you okay? You sounded sick. Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:14You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help.
00:59:21Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:25Shoot.
00:59:27Late.
00:59:46Brett.
00:59:48That's Allison's.
00:59:50Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:10Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:14Hey.
01:00:15Hey.
01:00:16You found my bag. I was looking for that.
01:00:18No problem.
01:00:22Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:30I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise, will be forced to contact the campus police for a
01:00:39thorough search.
01:00:40Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend. Right?
01:00:46I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:49Excuse me. I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:51It sounded like you were retching.
01:00:53And I asked you if you were okay.
01:00:54Look at this.
01:00:55This is perfection.
01:00:56It's every girl's dream. I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:58And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:01I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:05Search me.
01:01:07I have nothing to hide.
01:01:12Your turn, Scott.
01:01:14Sure, but I...
01:01:16Rita!
01:01:18Jackpot.
01:01:20Well, well, well.
01:01:21Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:24I knew it.
01:01:25No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:29Allison.
01:01:30Performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:34Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay? Those aren't mine.
01:01:38Right.
01:01:39A cheater and a liar.
01:01:42Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:43I've never seen those. I don't know what they are.
01:01:46I'm lying.
01:01:47It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:50They're mine.
01:01:51Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:54Did you forget I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning?
01:01:58Yeah, sorry. I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:02:00He's right. They're just vitamins.
01:02:02No, they aren't.
01:02:03Uh, Ms. Russo, how is it that you've come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:09I just...
01:02:12They look suspicious.
01:02:13Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:17Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:19That's enough.
01:02:20All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:24Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately.
01:02:28What?
01:02:28You can't do that.
01:02:30Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:31Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:33I mean, I know it.
01:02:34Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:39You little bitch.
01:02:40You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:42That's enough, Rita.
01:02:44My decision is final.
01:02:50Listen up.
01:02:50When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:54You want us to drop her?
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:57That's the point.
01:02:59Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:01So tragic.
01:03:02I can't do that. Coach will kill me.
01:03:04Fine.
01:03:05Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:09I know everything, girls.
01:03:11Every dirty little secret.
01:03:13Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:15Your call.
01:03:16And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:26Very sweet.
01:03:29What happened back there?
01:03:30How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:33I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:36So I swapped it out.
01:03:39I knew it.
01:03:40I knew she was up to something.
01:03:41You know I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:44Jesus.
01:03:45Yeah.
01:03:45She was throwing up.
01:03:47It was when we were...
01:03:49When we were having...
01:03:55Loan sex.
01:03:57So, she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:04:00Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:04Hey, do you...
01:04:06Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:08Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:10I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:12I mean, I'm being serious though.
01:04:13I'm being serious too.
01:04:14Allison.
01:04:16Perfect is the way you are.
01:04:17Yeah.
01:04:19I'll always be there.
01:04:21To catch you when you fall.
01:04:24Always.
01:04:27All right.
01:04:28On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:31Rita, you're up first, then Allison.
01:04:45Okay, Allison.
01:04:47Hey, great job you guys.
01:04:50You killed it.
01:05:13Hey.
01:05:14I told you to catch her.
01:05:16Brett.
01:05:18You just saved my life.
01:05:23I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something, huh?
01:05:26Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:31Are you kidding me?
01:05:32They almost dropped me.
01:05:33I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:35I could have died.
01:05:36That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:38Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:41Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:46Oh, Brett.
01:05:49My gosh.
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:51I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:53All right, everyone.
01:05:54In light of the performances and character,
01:05:57I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:05Wow.
01:06:07Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:09I'm proud of you.
01:06:10Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:14And that's game.
01:06:16State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:20Allie.
01:06:22Look, I know.
01:06:22It's not what you wanted.
01:06:23It's okay.
01:06:24Because you did good.
01:06:25That's all that matters.
01:06:26Thanks, bro.
01:06:27I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:06:28I'll be right back.
01:06:28Ew.
01:06:29Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:31Yo.
01:06:32Allison.
01:06:33She is.
01:06:34Looking good, baby.
01:06:36Y'all do private shows?
01:06:37You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:41You're so gross.
01:06:43Yo, what the hell?
01:06:44Are you serious?
01:06:45What?
01:06:46What's going on?
01:06:46I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:48Yo, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:50You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:51I'm in your dreams.
01:06:53How about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:55so that what happens today never happens again?
01:06:58You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:00Why?
01:07:02You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:07:04How?
01:07:05By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:07I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:09Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:12You shameless whore.
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:15I'm one more.
01:07:17I do.
01:07:18You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:20She's a public boss.
01:07:21Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:23Hey!
01:07:25Hey, fuckface.
01:07:28You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:33Hey!
01:07:34Hey!
01:07:35Hey!
01:07:35That's enough!
01:07:36What's going on here?
01:07:37I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:39Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:40You're gonna hit her?
01:07:42No.
01:07:42Get my office now!
01:07:44You!
01:07:45With me!
01:07:45Hey!
01:07:45This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:47Let's...
01:07:48We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:50Alright.
01:07:52You sure you're on it?
01:07:57It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:08:00You could've broken your hand.
01:08:01Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:03Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:08:06Shut up.
01:08:13You know, I could kinda get used to this, having, uh, nurse Allison around.
01:08:17Take care of me.
01:08:18Help me out.
01:08:20Here you go, guys.
01:08:21304.
01:08:22I think it's this one.
01:08:22Let's go see the hero.
01:08:24The hero?
01:08:24Oh, shit.
01:08:25No.
01:08:25That's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:27They can't see us like this.
01:08:29We won't let him.
01:08:30Let's tell him.
01:08:31Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:32In front of the entire team.
01:08:36Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:38What do you wanna do?
01:08:39Let's hide.
01:08:40Yeah.
01:08:41Okay.
01:08:46Brett!
01:08:47Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:08:48Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:51Don, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:56You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:09:04You need a hand man?
01:09:05No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:14You gotta be quiet.
01:09:16Kids.
01:09:18Unless you want to hide us.
01:09:21Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:24Hey, you know what, it takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:37I feel what you do to me, I feel what you do to me.
01:09:42It's kind of hard to mess.
01:09:44Yeah, it's hard to mess.
01:09:48Brett, you gotta speed this up, man. We got your food, it's gonna get cold.
01:09:51You know my hands are soft, bro, I can help you.
01:09:53Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, alright? I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:56Alright, let's just give him some space.
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls, and you don't pull muscles.
01:10:01You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:04I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:07health and physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:10You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:13You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:27It's good.
01:10:31Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:33No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:42I'm so bad for you, I'm so bad for you, I'm so bad for you, I'm so bad for you.
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:55I've heard the half time show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:00Sick.
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:05Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:10I will end you. Leave it.
01:11:14Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:17Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot, she bought it.
01:11:21With illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:24And her dealer?
01:11:25Look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:33That's, that's not true.
01:11:35You know what?
01:11:36I don't care.
01:11:37Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:41Just ask them yourself.
01:11:43Oh really?
01:11:44Let's ask the squad then.
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:52He said he had good stuff.
01:11:54But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:58You know that's bullshit.
01:11:59I have proof.
01:12:03I know real doctors.
01:12:05I've got pills.
01:12:07Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:09Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:13This is insane, okay?
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:18Oh sweetie.
01:12:19It's all coming out now.
01:12:20I saw her taking pills.
01:12:21For practice.
01:12:22We trusted you.
01:12:24Cheater!
01:12:25You suck!
01:12:27Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:32She's using you.
01:12:33For the clout?
01:12:34For the status?
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody.
01:12:38A total bottom feeder.
01:12:39Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:43And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:51Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this.
01:12:56And here come the pretzels.
01:12:58All right, that's enough.
01:12:59That's enough.
01:13:01Now, in light of these significant allegations, as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:07I have no choice.
01:13:09Allison Scott, you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader team.
01:13:13Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:20Hold on.
01:13:22Hold it.
01:13:22If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:26I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy with the right body.
01:13:30No more pills, no more prudging, no more blackmail.
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely.
01:13:35Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's secret spells ever again.
01:13:38So, what's the catch?
01:13:39We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:42This video, this is the real conversation, not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:48Not for the drugs.
01:13:50These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:52They're vitamins.
01:13:53You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:56You wanna check these out, principal?
01:14:00He's right.
01:14:02These are common supplements.
01:14:04Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:10She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply, and she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they
01:14:14have.
01:14:15Now, every body is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only, because she was a threat.
01:14:22She's threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad, and it's horrible.
01:14:27Because Allison, she's a beautiful person, and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:31And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:35That's not true, he's lying.
01:14:38She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:40Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:45You fucking bitch! You ruined my life!
01:14:48You ruined it yourself.
01:15:01Look at you, playing the victim. You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks. Just when I give you a
01:15:08chance, you're one crying to Harrison. Nothing but a little-
01:15:12Shut up, dude. Shut up.
01:15:14What are you gonna do about it, Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything. You're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:19Mr. Williams!
01:15:23Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female students.
01:15:29As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:33What? No! My father was-
01:15:35Your father may have his name on the library, but I assure you, his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:41You can take him away.
01:15:43Marty's over. Let go.
01:15:44No! I'll throw you off!
01:15:46This isn't over!
01:15:48And as for you, Miss Scott, on behalf of the entire administration, I would like to apologize to you for
01:15:58everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:59And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:05You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:10Thank you, Principal.
01:16:11Alright, everyone. Sorry for the unexpected drama. I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:16But, we have a game to get back to.
01:16:18So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:22Let's win!
01:16:35Put down!
01:16:36State University wins it all!
01:16:42Yeah!
01:16:44Yeah!
01:16:44Yeah!
01:16:45Wooo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:49Woo.
01:16:49Yeah!
01:16:51Yeah!
01:16:55Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
01:17:06Hey, Allison.
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:15Hey, you know what, uh, he's cool, am I?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
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