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Craving My Brother's Best Friend - FULL EP 2026
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00:00:00Look out.
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:19Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:51and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:56Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:21It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:27What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42All right, welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:44You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:47This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:51And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:03And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:14Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:35It's been a while.
00:02:36You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:53Alice.
00:02:54Yo, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:55Come on, that's gross.
00:02:56I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:00And, dude, you've gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:05Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08All right.
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, road code.
00:03:14We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:16Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:18Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21All right, bye, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:35Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:51It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it.
00:03:55So you just don't wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:07That's a boner, huh?
00:04:08Yeah.
00:04:09No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I hit a signal.
00:04:15So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:18Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:21Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:25Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:37Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go.
00:04:39Actually, I have to go.
00:04:40Oh.
00:04:41Good to see you.
00:04:45Okay.
00:04:46Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:49New city.
00:04:50New school.
00:04:51I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:24I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:27Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:29And more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:39You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:44Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:45Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:54Yeah, um, where is he?
00:05:56He's in a team meeting.
00:05:58Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:02Be aggressive.
00:06:03He loves them.
00:06:06See you later.
00:06:11Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:14She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:25Third door.
00:06:26Meeting room.
00:06:27Show him aggression.
00:06:28I got this.
00:06:38Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:42Oh, my God.
00:06:42You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:45Oh, my God.
00:06:46We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:55No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:00Whoa.
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:09Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Are you needing a salute?
00:07:13Um, back off.
00:07:33You looking for me?
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:38What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:40Brett?
00:07:41He's the football captain?
00:07:43Of course he is.
00:07:45Who else could it be?
00:07:47Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:49You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half naked.
00:07:53Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:58Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:06Sorry.
00:08:07Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:11You look thirsty.
00:08:20Hey, well, great.
00:08:21Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:23Put it down.
00:08:28What's that?
00:08:29Well, to get you out of here, I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:31It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:44I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:49I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:51And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:55The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:00Touchdown.
00:09:02I slept.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:11It's just a joke.
00:09:13Seriously.
00:09:15The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:19Don't look.
00:09:20Here's the kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:23Unmenged.
00:09:23Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:26Kill me.
00:09:27No.
00:09:33What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:37Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:42Yes, it did.
00:09:43You've just been waiting.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:45And whose fault is that?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:49Oh, crap.
00:09:50I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:53I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:55I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:09:59Missed my message?
00:10:01No, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think.
00:10:04I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:08Just give it back.
00:10:09Whatever you...
00:10:10Hold on.
00:10:11You're texting Chad?
00:10:13Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:17You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:19He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:20Are you into that?
00:10:21We're doing a school project together.
00:10:23Ah, a school project.
00:10:24Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:28So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go.
00:10:35Chad is deleted.
00:10:36What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:37Stop!
00:10:38They're already done.
00:10:38That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:41That's not fair.
00:10:42Uh, yes it is.
00:10:43Because, listen.
00:10:44You're my business now.
00:10:46So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:49So, take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:54Do what?
00:10:56I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:06Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:08Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:11This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:14The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:19I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:23Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:26Yes.
00:11:26This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:29My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:36Ah, yes.
00:11:37Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:40Faster.
00:11:41I'm coming.
00:11:43Are you alright?
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45Any a little bit of air.
00:11:46It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:49Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I just like...
00:12:03Oh, my God.
00:12:05Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:07I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:11You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:13I'll tell you this.
00:12:15These are for grownups.
00:12:16Do you actually use those?
00:12:17Yeah.
00:12:18Thank you for pizza.
00:12:20There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:24What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:33Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:35You kissed me back.
00:12:37You basically tacked me.
00:12:38I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:47Pathetic.
00:12:48I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:49I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:50I'm such an idiot.
00:12:53Forget I said anything.
00:12:54You know what?
00:12:55Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:57Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:00Excuse me?
00:13:01There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:04No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:06And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:10Who do you think you are?
00:13:11My father?
00:13:17I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:22So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27We're roommates.
00:13:28And that means we're equals.
00:13:30And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:34So you're forgetting the part where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:37And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:42sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:48Nope.
00:13:49Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:52No. Pro Max.
00:13:54Not when he looks like that.
00:13:58You got problem with him?
00:13:59Yeah.
00:14:00This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:04First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:07Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:14You don't control what I do.
00:14:17Yes, I do.
00:14:30Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:33Fetish slash lingerie dress code?
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:40Lingerie?
00:14:41Seriously?
00:14:43But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squad.
00:14:47I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:50I'm your roommate.
00:14:51And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:53Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:58I don't take orders from those.
00:15:03Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:05Come on.
00:15:06Let's get it up, let's go.
00:15:08Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:10Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:20Oh my god.
00:15:23Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:28Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:38Thanks.
00:15:39At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:42You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:49Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:51Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:56Turn the music up.
00:15:57Let's play a game.
00:16:12I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:23Shit.
00:16:24I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:26Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:29What's the matter?
00:16:31No guys want you?
00:16:33Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:35She's stalling.
00:16:36She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:38You can't get a guy?
00:16:40You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:55Hey, Allison.
00:16:56Yeah, I...
00:17:03That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:06Since you're so thirsty, lick it up.
00:17:13Tick tock!
00:17:23Brett
00:17:26What's up?
00:17:26Where are you?
00:17:28I'm at club five
00:17:29I lost a dare
00:17:32Yeah?
00:17:34What kind of dare?
00:17:36I need a man to claim me
00:17:38In front of everyone
00:17:40Allison, are you asking me to go to a club
00:17:43After I told you that I didn't think it was a good idea
00:17:45For you to go out tonight?
00:17:46Come on, Brett, please, this is serious
00:17:48Can you just come get me?
00:17:49No, Allison, you know what?
00:17:51You wanted to break the rules
00:17:52You enjoy your night
00:17:53Brett, please
00:17:58How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:00He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:03You literally stalked him
00:18:05Into the men's showers
00:18:07I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:18:15Where do you think you're going?
00:18:16Grab her
00:18:17Nope
00:18:18Get off of me
00:18:19You lost the dare
00:18:20You paid the price
00:18:24You need to loosen up
00:18:25You couldn't get Brett's touching
00:18:27That's fine
00:18:27We'll help you lower your standards
00:18:32No!
00:18:44What was that?
00:18:46Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:18:54Please
00:18:55Come on, sweetheart
00:18:56A dare is a dare
00:18:58Stop fighting
00:19:01I'm doing you a favor
00:19:03Taking that V-card out your ass
00:19:12Please
00:19:13Please stop
00:19:14You're getting this?
00:19:15That's what gets views
00:19:19Hey, asshole
00:19:32Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:43Brett
00:19:46This is a total overreaction
00:19:48Jason and Ali were just having fun together
00:19:50I mean, look at how she's dressed
00:19:52She's practically begging for it
00:20:04You know, I'd better not see any videos of this online
00:20:06Or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:09And that goes for everybody
00:20:10I don't want to see one picture of one video
00:20:13Does everybody understand that?
00:20:16Great
00:20:17We're going to delete them right now
00:20:21Yep
00:20:24You okay?
00:20:26Come on
00:20:26Let's go
00:20:35Hey, hey
00:20:36What do you think you're doing?
00:20:38Huh?
00:20:39Sneaking out
00:20:40Going to a place like this
00:20:42What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:45What did you mean back there?
00:20:50Back where?
00:20:52When you told everyone
00:20:55That I'm your girl
00:20:57The literal meaning
00:20:59I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:03I told Ron that I was going to protect you
00:21:04And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:08Yeah
00:21:10I know
00:21:11Because I'm just Ron's little sister
00:21:12Always causing trouble
00:21:14Please, just put this up
00:21:17Happy?
00:21:17Yeah
00:21:22Well, you know what?
00:21:23I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this
00:21:26Like I'm desperate?
00:21:27No, that's not true
00:21:28I know
00:21:28Okay, I'm a total joke
00:21:29Bullshit
00:21:30You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:33These people are not your friends
00:21:34And you're lowering your standards
00:21:35And you don't need to
00:21:36I know, I know
00:21:36Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend
00:21:38And I know that I'm a pathetic loser
00:21:40And I know that I'm not good enough for you
00:21:42That's not true
00:21:45Fuck Rita
00:21:46Fuck everybody
00:21:49Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are
00:21:50I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:52I want to be liked
00:21:53I want to be wanted
00:21:54And I want someone who will answer when I call them
00:21:58I'll always answer when you call
00:22:00I'll always be there
00:22:01So what does that mean?
00:22:03What does that mean for us?
00:22:05What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:08I'm losing my mind
00:22:09I know the rules
00:22:11But look at her
00:22:13All I can think
00:22:15Just this once
00:22:17What?
00:22:21Say it, just say it
00:22:22I'm going to be trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:25Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:27No
00:22:27It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:30That is not true
00:22:30Then tell me
00:22:31That you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:34Tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:36I can't
00:22:38You can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:42So you know what?
00:22:43Just forget it
00:22:44Forget I said anything
00:22:47I'm done begging you
00:22:49I'm done
00:22:49No, Allison, Allison, stop that
00:22:53Allison, there is a line
00:22:59That I am trying to not cross
00:23:02Why?
00:23:04Because if I do
00:23:05I won't be able to stop
00:23:09It says that you have to stop
00:23:13Please don't stop
00:23:14Please don't stop
00:23:35What are you doing, Bruce?
00:23:38We're hurting everything
00:23:50Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:56Allie?
00:23:57Are you a threat right now?
00:24:00I swear to God, guys
00:24:01What are you doing right now?
00:24:03Talk to me
00:24:03Face time to run
00:24:08What is he doing?
00:24:09Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:16Yeah, your eyes are super red
00:24:18Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:19What?
00:24:20Allie called me, dumbass
00:24:21And I sign up to see your face
00:24:23Two inches away from hers
00:24:25So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now
00:24:27Or I'm going to come over there and beat your ass
00:24:29It's
00:24:30It was an accident, okay?
00:24:31We just
00:24:33I butt-dialed you
00:24:34We went to the freshman party
00:24:36And I was leaving
00:24:38And something got in my eye
00:24:40And so Brett was helping me
00:24:42And I was holding the flashlight
00:24:43Okay?
00:24:44Chill
00:24:45Really?
00:24:46Yeah, look
00:24:50It's really dry, okay?
00:24:51My eye is, like, dying
00:24:55All right
00:24:55Brett, if that's true
00:24:56You guys got to take care of two
00:24:57I don't know, like, an urgent care right now or something
00:25:00I need you to take care of that
00:25:01I was, uh
00:25:02I was going to right after
00:25:03I got it
00:25:05Peace
00:25:06Bye
00:25:09Oh, my God
00:25:10That was really, really close
00:25:13Hey, but, uh
00:25:14Let's go, we should
00:25:15You forgot something
00:25:16No, Ellie
00:25:17It's late
00:25:18Come on, you almost kissed me
00:25:20Hey, Allison
00:25:22Stop
00:25:27Quit acting so childish
00:25:32You know, the only thing that I need to quit
00:25:37Is you
00:25:44All right, ladies
00:25:46Physical assessments today
00:25:48Allison, you're first
00:25:50You know, you're first
00:25:53Yeah
00:25:54Yeah
00:26:01South
00:26:02You know, my Mazda
00:26:13A
00:26:14So
00:26:14L
00:26:17You
00:26:22Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:25Yeah, lookin' flexible, Allison.
00:26:28You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:31Shut up.
00:26:39Hey, uh...
00:26:40Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:45Hm?
00:26:54Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:00Solo Allison, let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:05I'm okay.
00:27:06Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:11Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:13Uh, she's with me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:19Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:22That's right. She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:26Choose me.
00:27:31Walk away, Chad. Right now.
00:27:35Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:42What are you doing?
00:27:44What?
00:27:44Are you jealous or something?
00:27:46No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:47What was that?
00:27:48I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:50Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:55First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:00Alright, come on.
00:28:02You're first.
00:28:08Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:10You ready, Rookie?
00:28:11I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:14But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:16Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:19You wanna play?
00:28:21Fine. Let's play.
00:28:25Fuck, I'm trying to hit someormal edictus.
00:28:27I'm so happy I was thinking, have you got lots of websites?
00:28:30Yeah.
00:28:50The DекangiNON is the places where you can build your situación.
00:28:51If you get a massage, whatever your Sichuan would be there,
00:28:51will be difficult for choices andADDIK.
00:28:51You can put yourself on theように,
00:28:53but why do you even have complained about your fate?
00:28:53What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:56I'm not doing anything.
00:28:57Stop it.
00:28:59Stop where?
00:29:03Switch positions!
00:29:06You're turned.
00:29:18Whenever you're ready.
00:29:20She's trying to kill me.
00:29:22And it's working.
00:29:28She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:30It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:33Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:40What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49You okay, Brad?
00:29:51Okay.
00:29:51And done!
00:29:52Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:55You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:29:59Really?
00:30:00Wow, thank you.
00:30:04Congratulations.
00:30:06Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:13It's an orphanage.
00:30:30Oh my god.
00:30:32Oh my god.
00:30:32It's fucking hot!
00:30:34Hot!
00:30:34You okay?
00:30:35Oh my god.
00:30:42Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:45Here.
00:30:46Jesus.
00:30:47I'm so sorry.
00:30:48It's fine.
00:30:50Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:51I need brain bleach.
00:30:53But damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:56How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:30:59Okay, it's fine.
00:31:00Just, it's okay.
00:31:01Just forget it, okay?
00:31:02I'm doing laundry.
00:31:03I'm sorry I still don't look on you.
00:31:05I, um, didn't, you know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:09And it, and neither are you.
00:31:12You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:13You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:15And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:17Yeah, okay.
00:31:17I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:19Listen, I just, why aren't you still here?
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:26This is my morning routine.
00:31:27I don't know, it's 8.30.
00:31:29Isn't the whole tier squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:32thing?
00:31:33What?
00:31:34Nobody told me that.
00:31:35Oh my God, she's going to kill me.
00:31:39This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:40She's going to, she's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:43Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
00:31:44I'll, I'll, I'll try.
00:31:45Okay.
00:32:00Get all your stuff?
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:02Um, I have to go.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:05Thanks.
00:32:06Bye.
00:32:14Did you just see that?
00:32:16That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:19And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:21He never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:23Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:25Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:34Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:36I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:39Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:41Late is late.
00:32:42You're just too lazy.
00:32:52Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:54My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:57It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:00Like I said, nobody...
00:33:04No.
00:33:05Hey, stop!
00:33:06Are you crazy?
00:33:08Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:13Stop!
00:33:14You want to fight?
00:33:16I'll give you a reason.
00:33:22Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:24What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:25Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:26This is the girl's locker room.
00:33:28Cool.
00:33:28Get out.
00:33:31Get out of here.
00:33:32All of you, get out of here.
00:33:33Right now.
00:33:33Did you hear me?
00:33:34Get out.
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:41It's fine.
00:33:43I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:47or something.
00:33:48It's going to be okay.
00:33:49We have enough time.
00:33:50Trust me.
00:33:53Hi, hello.
00:33:55Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:33:58room.
00:33:58Right now.
00:34:03Alright.
00:34:04Hey, listen.
00:34:05Use my jersey.
00:34:06Make you look better than the original.
00:34:08Alright?
00:34:32Oh shit, is that even Allison?
00:34:45She looks...
00:34:47Stony.
00:34:49Look at you, you look fantastic.
00:34:52You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:55It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:57You know, that's true. That's true, I am.
00:34:59Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:03Yeah. You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:07Really?
00:35:09To you, as your best friend's sister?
00:35:12Of course.
00:35:14As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:18All right, time's ticking. Let's move.
00:35:22Allison, I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:27But it works.
00:35:30You take center. Let's go.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:37Hey, uh...
00:35:44Look at the leg.
00:35:48Hold it in.
00:35:53Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:02One, two, three, go!
00:36:08Shout out loud!
00:36:13Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:32What is that girl? She's on fire.
00:36:34That's Allison Scott.
00:36:36Who knows she had moves?
00:36:42Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:45I mean, damn.
00:36:46I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:48Body in that uniform?
00:36:50Woo!
00:36:51You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:54Stay with me.
00:36:55I don't have to.
00:36:56See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:36:59I'm telling you right now.
00:37:01You don't fuck off.
00:37:02The only thing that's going to be chasing is my fist.
00:37:14He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:16The 20.
00:37:17The 10.
00:37:21Touchdown!
00:37:22Harrison does it again.
00:37:24State wins.
00:37:25Yes!
00:37:26Oh, good job!
00:37:27Right here.
00:37:29Woo!
00:37:30Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:35Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Hey.
00:37:42Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:44That was really good.
00:37:46You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:49OK, shut up.
00:37:50Oh!
00:37:54You're OK.
00:37:54Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:37:59Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:37:59Kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:38:05Oh my god.
00:38:05Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:08Infront of the entire stadium?
00:38:11Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:38:15Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:38:20Now we got ourself a good old Kiss Cam standout.
00:38:23I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:28Come on, Allison.
00:38:29Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:31I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:37Oh, but I want it.
00:38:53Wait, what?
00:39:00I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:02Kiss Kim, me and Brett.
00:39:13Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:18Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:21No problem.
00:39:30This is insane.
00:39:31I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:34But it feels so right.
00:39:37I never want it to end.
00:39:43Harrison!
00:39:48Harrison!
00:39:51Oh, shit.
00:39:52What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in from the entire school?
00:39:56Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:39:57You're making a scene.
00:39:58I'm making a scene?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:39:59I'm making a scene.
00:40:00You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:03Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:05Are you serious right now?
00:40:07If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:10You're unbelievable.
00:40:13I hate you.
00:40:17I hate you.
00:40:38You do not cross me.
00:40:39You do not cross me.
00:40:40I promise you do.
00:40:42Fuck.
00:40:42I'm making a scene.
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:47Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:49Okay.
00:40:49No.
00:40:50I sound like a mom.
00:40:52This is ridiculous.
00:40:53Why am I texting him? He's literally in the next room.
00:40:57You know what?
00:40:59Just go in there. Just ask him. Hey, Brett. What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:04He kissed me back. You can't deny it this time. It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:10Okay, do or die.
00:41:18What are you doing?
00:41:19Getting groceries. What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:22I'm taking a hot bath. Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:25I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:28She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:33Brett, what happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:36I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:37I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:40Hi, you can't talk about the kiss cam? Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:45Oh, you know what? I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:42:18It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:42:19I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing into the game because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:22Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:25I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:32Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:35Chad's a predator and a loser, and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:42I can't.
00:42:49Oh, is he hard?
00:42:55Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:42:59You don't think I'll be honest?
00:43:05Oh, it's getting hot in here, you know, biology.
00:43:11Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:20Ellie! Brett! You guys out here?
00:43:22Fucking shit, what the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:24You have to get out.
00:43:25I can't get out.
00:43:25If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:28Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I, I'm going to get out.
00:43:32Okay, cool.
00:43:33Allie, hey.
00:43:34Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:36Allie, hey.
00:43:37Just get under, get out of what?
00:43:38Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:44Allie.
00:43:45Hi.
00:43:46Showing alone?
00:43:47Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:49What? I'm naked!
00:43:50Get out!
00:43:53You're, you're not though.
00:43:56Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:00I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:02Hey.
00:44:02I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:03You got it, so.
00:44:04I also wanted to say that, I think you did a great job today.
00:44:11I mean it, you kicked ass, and I'm sorry that I was a, an asshole about it.
00:44:17Thanks.
00:44:23Okay, but, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:25Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:30So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:34Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam, it's a game, everyone does it.
00:44:39A game?
00:44:40I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:42This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:44Well, it was him or it was Chad, so who did you want me to pick?
00:44:49That's fair.
00:44:50Chad sucks.
00:44:51Yeah.
00:44:52Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:54He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:44:58They won't be.
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:02Thanks.
00:45:05What was that?
00:45:08What was that?
00:45:11Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:13Okay.
00:45:14I'm okay.
00:45:14Don't drown.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:16Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18Bye.
00:45:19Bye.
00:45:26God, the illegal is going to die.
00:45:30Good talk.
00:45:31Wait.
00:45:34I have to ask you something.
00:45:35What?
00:45:36I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:39Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:40Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:41There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:46I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:45:56Got plans, Allie.
00:46:00Okay.
00:46:01Yeah, whatever.
00:46:02I just...
00:46:16Rhett?
00:46:20I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:26Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:38Look, the charity case is running a charity sale, just finally giving back.
00:46:42Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:45It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:47I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:50I came by myself.
00:46:52Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:46:56Daddy donated a little of his collection, nothing major.
00:46:58Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:02Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:07Huh.
00:47:08How much are you asking for this?
00:47:10Fifteen dollars.
00:47:11I made it myself.
00:47:13Fifteen dollars?
00:47:14For some plastic and twine.
00:47:16You don't have to buy it.
00:47:17It's ambitious.
00:47:19You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:22I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:29You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:32Are you insane?
00:47:34You actually want this garbage.
00:47:36You know, I value the artist.
00:47:37That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:38So, $500?
00:47:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:41She's nothing.
00:47:42No, you're nothing.
00:47:43Especially compared to her.
00:47:45How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:49Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:51No, I'm serious.
00:47:52Don't come back to this table again.
00:47:56You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:47:58What are you doing?
00:47:59What do you mean?
00:48:00You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:02You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:04And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:06You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:09What do you want?
00:48:10What?
00:48:10I'm just trying to...
00:48:12No!
00:48:13Allison.
00:48:14Party at my place.
00:48:16Celebrating the big win.
00:48:17You coming?
00:48:19I don't know.
00:48:20I'm not interested.
00:48:22She's a grown woman.
00:48:24She can speak for herself.
00:48:27So, what do you say?
00:48:30You're not going anywhere.
00:48:33And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:35Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:38You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:40Fine.
00:48:40Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:42You know what?
00:48:42Yeah.
00:48:44Sounds fun.
00:48:47I'll be there.
00:48:57There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:01Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:03Oh.
00:49:04Thanks.
00:49:09It's a cool party.
00:49:10Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:13Really?
00:49:14For me?
00:49:15Why did you do that?
00:49:17You're single.
00:49:18I'm single.
00:49:19You need another reason?
00:49:22So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:25No deal.
00:49:26There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:28He's just a friend of a friend of my brother.
00:49:30Or something.
00:49:32Is his loss.
00:49:34My gain.
00:49:37Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:41Let's fix that.
00:49:46Yeah.
00:49:47No, why not?
00:49:48There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:50Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:52You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:54No.
00:49:54What's that?
00:49:55We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:14Damn it.
00:50:15Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:18Come on, Allison.
00:50:19You're already here.
00:50:30Fine.
00:50:32But I play to win.
00:50:33Hey, Mamacita, how are you doing this?
00:50:38Hockey game, check it out.
00:50:40Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:55Dude, what the fuck?
00:50:57Game's over. Let's go.
00:50:59Excuse me.
00:51:00What are you doing?
00:51:00Get off of me.
00:51:01What do you think you're doing?
00:51:02You're ruining my night.
00:51:04Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:05What do you think Rob would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:07Don't care.
00:51:07How about you electra someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:09Come on.
00:51:10Okay?
00:51:10No more of these stupid games.
00:51:11You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:12I know.
00:51:12Let's go.
00:51:13I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:15I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:19Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:30Oh, my God.
00:51:31Oh, shit.
00:51:47Oh, my God.
00:51:53Is she okay?
00:51:58Look at me.
00:51:59Look at me.
00:52:00Look at me.
00:52:01You okay?
00:52:02I can't.
00:52:03I can't.
00:52:03I can't.
00:52:05I can't.
00:52:05I can't.
00:52:05I can't breathe.
00:52:06I can't breathe.
00:52:07All right.
00:52:07Hey.
00:52:10I'm going to be okay.
00:52:12All right.
00:52:13Let's get you.
00:52:14Hey.
00:52:15Let's get you.
00:52:19Okay?
00:52:20Get out of my way.
00:52:23Move.
00:52:23Move.
00:52:25God.
00:52:26Just put me down, Fred.
00:52:27Here we go.
00:52:27Put you down.
00:52:28Hurry.
00:52:29You know, you could have died.
00:52:31And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:36close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:37Anybody who's half a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:40That's not fair.
00:52:41What's not fair?
00:52:44What's not fair?
00:52:44What am I not understanding?
00:52:45Huh?
00:52:46What don't I understand?
00:52:47That I don't know how this works, okay?
00:52:49I'm sorry.
00:52:50I'm figuring it out.
00:52:52I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:54You know what?
00:52:54That's fantastic.
00:52:55I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:52:57You're not any better than me.
00:52:59I'm not any better?
00:53:00What did I do?
00:53:00How am I not any better?
00:53:02What are you talking about?
00:53:03You're worse.
00:53:04I jumped in the pool.
00:53:05I saved your life.
00:53:06And now what?
00:53:06I'm an asshole?
00:53:07How am I worse?
00:53:08You're worse.
00:53:09Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:12Yeah.
00:53:12Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:15Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:18Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:21Yeah, I know.
00:53:21I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:24You know, I don't understand.
00:53:29You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:33That's the worst thing.
00:53:35Don't say that.
00:53:35I did.
00:53:36No, no.
00:53:36I fell in love with you.
00:53:37I'm in love with you.
00:53:38Stop, stop.
00:53:38And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:40I know that.
00:53:41I know.
00:53:42So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:48Am I crazy?
00:53:49Do you not feel anything?
00:53:52Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:53:56Okay?
00:53:58I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:01Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:03Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:04I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:05Listen, I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:14Fuck it.
00:54:25Fuck it.
00:54:41I've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:50Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:53I made a promise to run.
00:54:55But you know what?
00:55:02I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:15I think about you every day, every morning, and every night, and every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:26It's you that I see every time.
00:55:30It's you that I see every time.
00:55:32Hey.
00:55:35What?
00:55:41I want you to take me right here.
00:55:46Right now.
00:56:00So what do we know?
00:56:07What do you want us to be?
00:56:10What do you want me to be?
00:56:13I want you to be mine.
00:56:17I think I already am.
00:56:22But what about Ron?
00:56:24He's going to kill you.
00:56:27You know, Ron loves you very much.
00:56:28He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees how much I love you.
00:56:41I don't know.
00:56:42I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:48Just for now.
00:56:50I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:52I know.
00:56:55But it's just for a little until we find the right moment.
00:57:00Yeah.
00:57:02Yeah.
00:57:03I don't want to hear what we'll be secret, Lars.
00:57:23Thinking about you.
00:57:32Hi, Captain.
00:57:34When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:35I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:39I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:42Aww.
00:57:43Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:57:48My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:52Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:54He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:57:58Brett, stop.
00:57:59Don't read my smut.
00:58:01I'm telling you, every single word that you have ever written is etched into my heart,
00:58:05into my soul.
00:58:07Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:12Holy shit.
00:58:14That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:20I feel so hot right now.
00:58:24stop.
00:58:25Palms in my center, slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:28Are you going, Ally?
00:58:29Fuck.
00:58:33Fuck.
00:58:34Fuck.
00:58:38Oh, my God.
00:58:38Someone's coming up.
00:58:39I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:41Bye.
00:58:41I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:58:43Fuck.
00:58:46Fuck.
00:58:47Fuck.
00:58:50Fuck.
00:58:51Fuck.
00:59:02hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business Virgin Mary you
00:59:08think just because Brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now I was just trying
00:59:13to help save it for someone who gives a damn shoot I'm late
00:59:42Brett that's Allison's uh I found it in the bathroom if I'd known it was your little
00:59:46girlfriends I never would have touched it
01:00:05see what you have to hey hey you found my bag I was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:16attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that apparently
01:00:22someone on this squad is using illegal drugs I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come
01:00:27forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search well I think
01:00:35we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend right I'm sorry but I just
01:00:41saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes excuse me I was fixing my makeup sounded like you
01:00:45were retching and I asked you if you were a look at this this is perfection it's every girl's dream
01:00:51I
01:00:51don't need shortcuts and we all know someone who could lose a little weight I mean after all who came
01:00:56in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy search me I have nothing to hide
01:01:06your turn Scott
01:01:07sure but I
01:01:10Rita
01:01:12jackpot
01:01:13well well well
01:01:14look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:18I knew it
01:01:19no one gets that good that quick
01:01:21without cheating
01:01:22Allison
01:01:23performance enhancing substances
01:01:26are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:28coach I promise you I've never seen those before okay those those aren't mine
01:01:32right
01:01:33a cheater and a liar
01:01:35coach please listen to me I've never seen those I don't know what they are I lying
01:01:41it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:44they're mine yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins
01:01:48did you forget I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:51yeah sorry I should have uh labeled them or something
01:01:54he's right they're just vitamins no they aren't uh Miss Russo how is it
01:01:58that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:03I just
01:02:05they look suspicious well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:10yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:12that's enough all I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:18Rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:21what you can't do that championships are in two weeks
01:02:25nobody else knows the whole routine I mean I know it
01:02:28yeah every count every formation I could step up and do it
01:02:33you little you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:36that's enough Rita my decision is final
01:02:43listen up when it's Allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:46you're gonna have a little timing issue you want us to drop her
01:02:49she could get seriously hurt that's the point
01:02:53accidents happen all the time in cheerleading so tragic
01:02:55I can't do that coach will kill me fine and say goodbye to those little
01:03:00supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:02I know everything girls every dirty little secret do exactly as I say or you're gone
01:03:08your call and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:19very sweet
01:03:22what happened back there how did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:26I uh saw Rita putting something in your bag so I swapped it out
01:03:32I knew it I knew she was up to something you know I heard her in the bathroom like 10
01:03:37minutes before
01:03:38yeah she was throwing up
01:03:40it was when we were
01:03:43when we were having
01:03:48phone sex
01:03:50so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:53Allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop
01:03:57hey do you
01:04:00do you think I'm fat seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:03I don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:05I mean I'm being serious though
01:04:06I'm being serious too Allison
01:04:09perfect kiss who you are yeah
01:04:12I'll always be there to catch you on your phone
01:04:17always
01:04:20all right on the count you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:25Rita you're up first then Allison
01:04:41hey great job you guys you killed it
01:05:07hey
01:05:07hey I told you to catch you
01:05:11Brett you just saved my life
01:05:16I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:20are you serious Scott you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:24are you kidding me they almost dropped me I could have been paralyzed I could have died
01:05:29that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:31Rita that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:34leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:39oh Brett thank you oh my gosh I really appreciate that catch I almost had a heart attack
01:05:46all right everyone in light of performances and character I am so proud to announce
01:05:53Allison Scott as the new captain
01:05:56thank you wow congratulations captain scott I'm proud of you want to show me just how proud you are
01:06:08and that's game state loses 21 to 35
01:06:13all right
01:06:15look I know it's not what you wanted it's okay because you did good that's all that matters
01:06:19thanks bro I'm gonna go take a piss I'll be right back
01:06:21ew don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:24yo Allison she is good baby y'all do private shows you know something with a little extra bump and
01:06:33grind you're so gross yo what the hell are you serious what what's going on I'm just waiting for
01:06:40the MVP no don't play with me you've been teasing me for weeks in your dreams how about you spend
01:06:47more
01:06:47time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again you think you're so
01:06:53fucking special why you know everyone knows how you got a captain's position how by sucking your way
01:06:59to the top you know must be how you got out there considering how much you suck while you play
01:07:05you shameless
01:07:06whore hey I do you're defending your slut's honor huh she's a public bus everybody gets a ride
01:07:18hey hey fuckface you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:28that's enough what's going on here I mean coach we all saw it Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:34you're gonna hit her get my office now you with me this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:41we should take you to the ER okay all right make sure you're already
01:07:50it's a really nasty cut Brad you could have broken your hand yeah well it was totally worth it
01:07:56never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:06you know I could kind of get used to this having uh nurse Allison around take care of me help
01:08:12me out
01:08:13you guys 304 I think it's this one let's go see the hero oh no that's Ron and the whole
01:08:19team they
01:08:20can't see us like this we won't let him let's tell him let's tell him the truth in front of
01:08:26the entire team
01:08:29you know Ron's gonna kill you what do you wanna do let's hide
01:08:33yeah
01:08:33all right all right
01:08:36all right all right
01:08:36all right
01:08:37all right you in there yeah I'm just uh washing up man
01:08:44God you have no idea how crazy you drive me you know every single time I see you all I
01:08:51can think about is uh
01:08:55doing this
01:08:57you need a hand man no I got everything I need uh right here
01:09:07I'm gonna be quiet
01:09:11let's see what I know it is
01:09:14Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:17hey you know what it uh takes me a very long time assholes
01:09:30I feel what you did. I feel what you did. It's kind of hard to miss. Yeah, I'm sure.
01:09:40Brett, you gotta speed this up, man. We got your food. It's gonna get cold. You know my hands are
01:09:44soft, bro. I can help you. Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right? I'm gonna be a
01:09:48little
01:09:48while. All right, let's just give him some space. Enjoy your blue balls. Yeah, don't
01:09:52pull muscles. You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today. I think I've earned some
01:10:00health and physical therapy time, if you know what I mean. You know, you could have just
01:10:04asked. You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:20Are you gonna help me? No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:46Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed. I've heard the halftime show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:51Captain Scott's changed the whole game. Sick. Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for
01:10:56your state university cheerleading squad. Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:03I will end you. Leave it. Save your applause, everyone. You're cheering for a fraud. Your precious
01:11:11new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot. She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:16And her dealer? Look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:25That's, that's not true. You know what? I don't care. Rita's the one that's been taking drugs,
01:11:31okay? She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them. Just ask them yourself.
01:11:36Oh, really? Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:41Brett approached us about a month ago. He said he had good stuff, but only if we helped Allison
01:11:49become captain. You know, that's bullshit. I have proof.
01:11:55I know real doctors. I've got pills. Allie, no more being blackmailed. Let Allison take the captain
01:12:04position. This is insane, okay? I've never taken a drug in my life. Oh, sweetie. It's all coming out
01:12:12now. I saw her taking pills for practice. We trusted you. Cheater. Hey, anybody who messes
01:12:21with her, messes with me. Open your eyes, Brett. She's using you for the clout, for the status.
01:12:28Who was she before you slept with her? Nobody. A total bottom feeder.
01:12:32Rita, you know what? You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable. How'd you get that video,
01:12:36huh? And what'd you do to it? You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:41Listen, just please listen to me. Hey, everybody, just shut up. This is my sister,
01:12:45okay? She would never do something like this. And here come the pretzels. All right, that's enough.
01:12:52That's enough. Now, in light of these significant allegations, as well as the evidence that has
01:12:58been presented, I have no choice. Allison Scott, you are hereby removed from your position as
01:13:05captain of the cheerleader team. Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension pending an
01:13:09expulsion hearing. Justice for the real athletes. Hold on. Hold it. If you would please look to the
01:13:17jumbotron. I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy with the right body. No more
01:13:23pills, no more purging, no more blackmail. You'd really help us? Absolutely. Listen, you guys are
01:13:28never going to have to take any of Rita's take your spells ever again. So, what's the catch? We're going
01:13:32to make
01:13:32Rita take some of her own medicine. This video, this is the real conversation, not the edited one that
01:13:39Rita just played. Now, for the drugs. These are the drugs that I gave the girls. They're vitamins. You can
01:13:46get
01:13:46these at any pharmacy in the world. You want to check these out, principal? He's right. These are common
01:13:55supplements. Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates to take dangerous weight loss
01:14:01supplements. She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply, and she's been shaming them, degrading
01:14:06them for the bodies that they have. Now, everybody is different, but all bodies are beautiful. Rita sabotaged
01:14:12Allison for one reason, one reason only, because she was a threat. She threatened the total control
01:14:16that Rita had over the entire squad, and it's horrible, because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:22and she would never do anything like this, and she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:28That's not true. He's lying. She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:33Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her
01:14:54up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock
01:14:55her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:56Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her
01:14:59up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock
01:15:01her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:15:01Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her
01:15:01up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock
01:15:07her up! Lock her up! Lock
01:15:09going to get exactly what you deserve right now. Mr. Williams. Apparently we've had a number of
01:15:17allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female students. As of now, you are
01:15:23officially suspended from all school activities. What? No, my father. Your father may have his
01:15:29name on the library, but I assure you his money will not buy you immunity. You can take him away.
01:15:35Marty's over. Let go. No, I'll kill you all. This isn't over. And as for you, Ms. Scott, on behalf
01:15:44of the entire administration, I would like to apologize to you for everything that you've had to endure. And as
01:15:52of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain. You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:02Thank you, Principal. All right, everyone. Sorry for the unexpected drama. I hope you enjoyed the show. But we have
01:16:10a game to get back to. So let's cheer on our wolves.
01:16:12Woo!
01:16:14Let's win!
01:16:27Touchdown! State University wins it all!
01:16:32Woo!
01:16:32Woo!
01:16:35Woo!
01:16:36Woo!
01:16:38Woo!
01:16:39Woo!
01:16:39Woo!
01:16:40Woo!
01:16:40Woo!
01:16:41Woo!
01:16:41Woo!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:52Woo!
01:16:54Woo!
01:16:57Filet.
01:16:58Susan!
01:17:02The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:06Hey well, you know what...
01:17:08These dentro of the world.
01:17:11I think he knew before we did.
01:17:13I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:15I love you too, quarterback.
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