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05:43Tövbe çıkıştaydı.
05:54Can I help you?
05:59I'm sorry?
06:03He be listening to this?
06:05Well, he can't understand the words.
06:09Babies absorb these things.
06:11Okay.
06:14Oh!
06:15Oh!
06:16You must be Rob Fisher's wife!
06:19Oh!
06:20I heard you were back here to live.
06:26Well, this is fabulous.
06:28I was wondering when I would get to meet you.
06:31I don't get out much.
06:33I'm Lynn Gardner.
06:34I'm Samir and that's Miles.
06:37Aww!
06:38He looks just like his mama.
06:41Samira.
06:42Samira.
06:42Such a pretty name.
06:44Is it African?
06:46Yes.
06:47Fascinating.
06:48I just live catty corner if you ever need anything.
06:52And you must come to wine night.
06:54It's just a bunch of friendly neighbors dabbing and guzzling on my porch and they are dying to meet you.
07:01I'm breastfeeding unfortunately.
07:03Oh!
07:04Pump and dump my darling.
07:07Welcome to Ashfield Place.
07:18Hey!
07:19Hey!
07:19I got a very important question for my big sis.
07:23Mariah.
07:24Whitney.
07:26Janet.
07:27Or Beyonce.
07:28When you gotta go?
07:29I'm not about to fight with you today.
07:31Well that's not a fight.
07:31I miss you.
07:33How's my apartment?
07:33Well if you're referring to the artist currently known as MY new apartment, it's divine.
07:39Look girl, your taste is impeccable.
07:41Okay?
07:42And these views?
07:42Exquisite.
07:43How's my nephew?
07:44Cute as hell.
07:46Aww.
07:47Yes he is.
07:48Because we're twins.
07:50And see that's why you go on FaceTime.
07:53And how is uh...
07:54Hinky Mountain?
07:55Hinkly Hills is...
07:57Caucasian.
07:57That's the burbs, babes.
07:59Am I a bad mom for bringing my melanated son out here?
08:03I don't know.
08:04Are you a bad mother for accepting a very nice house in a very nice neighborhood where
08:08there's practically no crime?
08:09Really nice schools?
08:10I mean make it make sense.
08:11This feels so isolated.
08:13I mean every day is the same thing.
08:16I don't know what I'm doing.
08:17And I don't have anybody to teach me how.
08:19Well you know she looking after you.
08:21That's what daddy say, but you can't teach somebody how to swallow a baby from heaven.
08:25Amen to that.
08:26How am I gonna get through maternity leave?
08:29I mean I thrive in collaborative environments.
08:32I need structure.
08:34Intangible goals.
08:35Bitch I don't speak resume.
08:38I speak housewife.
08:39This is what you do.
08:40Pick up a little day drinking habit.
08:41Maybe a little pill habit or something.
08:43Something cute.
08:43Yeah.
08:44Hard to do when you got a tit gremlin.
08:46Yeah you could have kept that one.
08:48Well baby you just need some friends.
08:50Have friends?
08:51I mean in a 10 mile radius.
08:52None of your neighbors ain't no potential there?
08:54Uh, no.
08:56It's a who's who of who's not it.
08:58These people are crazy.
09:00Well I'm just spitballing boo.
09:01I know.
09:02I know and I appreciate you.
09:04And I love you.
09:04And I'm gonna come and visit you soon.
09:06Okay?
09:07And I know you were the child Mariah.
09:09I don't know her.
09:11Love you.
09:12Bye.
09:15Naveen.
09:19Look at us.
09:21Train buddies.
09:23Commute comrades.
09:25Megan filed for divorce.
09:26What?
09:27She was waiting for me when I got home yesterday.
09:30Suitcases at the bottom of the stairs.
09:31Like out of a bad movie.
09:34Shit.
09:35Said she's been unhappy for a long time and wants to start over while she still has her youth.
09:39Said she can't stand another day of my moodiness.
09:41I'm not even.
09:45I'm not even that moody Rob.
09:49She's fucking her dentist.
09:52Dr. James.
09:53The only one who takes my insurance.
09:54So that's fucking great.
09:56I should have known.
09:57June's getting way too much dental work done for someone who has perfect teeth.
10:01She does have great teeth.
10:03Right?
10:03Two cleanings in a week.
10:04She said she needed to get a filling.
10:06Oh.
10:07Fuck.
10:08Remember what you said at my bachelor party?
10:11No.
10:12I was drunken on three different classes of drugs.
10:14We were in Miami.
10:15My jaw was in Texas.
10:16You grabbed my face.
10:18And you said,
10:19Never trust a Megan.
10:22Nostradamus motherfucker.
10:23I should have listened.
10:24I'm sorry mate.
10:26Anyway.
10:27Let's talk about you.
10:28Enough about me.
10:28How's the little man?
10:30Oh God.
10:31He's the best.
10:32Perfect.
10:33I mean he doesn't sleep.
10:34And he shits like a trucker.
10:36But wouldn't change it for the world.
10:38Nice.
10:39And Samira?
10:42She keeps asking questions about the house across the street.
10:47Really?
10:48Really?
10:49Yeah.
10:53What'd you tell her?
10:55What is that to tell?
11:33You know what?
11:34You are absolutely right.
11:43I attempted to leave the house today.
11:46During daylight hours?
11:48Yes.
11:48And I met Lynn.
11:49And she's exactly as you might have described.
11:51Nosy.
11:52An extremely abstract sense of personal space.
11:54Yeah.
11:54That's it.
11:56And um.
11:57She invited me for drinks with the neighbors.
11:59She did?
12:00Mhm.
12:01You should go.
12:01A little man and I can get some QT.
12:03I think I might.
12:05I want to see who I'll compete at.
12:1020 years huh?
12:12So you must have known them.
12:13Who?
12:14The Grants?
12:14Ah!
12:15What?
12:16So you did know them?
12:17You're doing that thing.
12:18What thing?
12:19That thing you do when you get a little obsessed.
12:22It's the lawyer in you.
12:23You lock in.
12:24Remember your ramen conspiracy?
12:26I know it wasn't ideal to get banned from the local bodega.
12:28But I still stand by my theory that they were running drugs with the instant noodle cups.
12:32It was right there.
12:33I mean you were 100% onto something.
12:35Hmm.
12:35I mean they didn't even have a bodega cat.
12:37What kind of bodega doesn't have a bodega cat?
12:39Babe, I'm not being obsessed okay?
12:40Just humor me.
12:41So tell me what you know about the creepy house family.
12:45Creepy house family.
12:46They lived across the street from us.
12:49Mm-hmm.
12:50Does anyone ever really know their neighbors?
12:52Yes, I knew my neighbors first and last names.
12:53We was all up in each other's business.
12:54You did?
12:55Yeah.
12:55Oh, by the way, speaking of being all up in each other's business, Megan left Naveen.
13:00Oh.
13:01So I guess I owe you 10 bucks.
13:02You always call it.
13:03Mm-hmm.
13:04Also, even worse, shagging the dentist.
13:07What?
13:07Yes.
13:08Oh my gosh.
13:10I never trust Megan.
13:11That's what I said too.
13:12That's right.
13:13Allegedly.
13:15Babe.
13:17Please never leave me.
13:18Where am I gonna go?
13:19Oh yeah.
13:20You're a trap now.
13:23Love you, honey.
13:24Love you too.
13:25And if I cheat, I won't be the dentist.
13:27Thanks, babe.
13:28That means a lot.
13:29Somebody we don't know.
13:31Wow.
13:39The next time that beast uses my lawn as its personal port-a-potty,
13:44I am gonna get out my glue gun.
13:46Well, break out the crayons and color me thrilled.
13:50It's Samara.
13:51So close.
13:52Come, come, come.
13:54Sit, sit, sit.
13:56Uh, oh.
13:56This is Rob Fisher's way.
13:58Oh.
13:58From across the street.
13:59Dana Richards is the name.
14:01It's very nice to finally make your acquaintance.
14:04Likewise.
14:05Samara.
14:06Samara.
14:07Oh, I'm so bad with names.
14:09We haven't seen you around before.
14:11We were starting to think that Rob made you up.
14:13No, no.
14:14I'm real.
14:15Just a new reclusive mom with leaking nipples.
14:19Now, Dana is a retired Marine.
14:23Oh.
14:23Very distinguished.
14:24Lots of medals.
14:26Wow.
14:26Wow.
14:27Also, I'm a real handy-andy.
14:28I have noticed, not to be nosy, but, uh, you have some spots on your fence that are
14:34pretty effed up, and I can fix those for you.
14:36I'm here for it, because the only screwdriver I'm familiar with contains vodka.
14:40Oh.
14:41And here's Todd.
14:42Hi.
14:44Hi.
14:45Todd is a man of few syllables.
14:47I don't think I've seen you around here before.
14:50You've been keeping tabs on us through the window, Jimmy Stewart?
14:55Which one of us is the murderer?
15:00Your face.
15:03I'm sorry.
15:04It's okay.
15:05We all know that suburbia is a spectator sport.
15:07You have not seen me.
15:09My home shares no sight lines with yours, and I keep out ours.
15:13What do you do?
15:15This and that.
15:19What do you and Rob do?
15:21I'm a civil litigation attorney.
15:22Hello, she-e-o.
15:24I don't know what that is, but good for you.
15:27Yeah, Rob is, uh, a book editor.
15:28Oh, how'd you meet him?
15:30A Kate Renata concert, actually.
15:32Kate Renata.
15:33I'm going to look her up.
15:35Let me know what you find.
15:36Rob seems like he's romantic.
15:39He is.
15:40So, how long have you guys lived here?
15:42Well, for me, just a couple years.
15:44I wanted something with nature, but my wife's idea of outdoorsy-ness is like a restaurant
15:49with a patio, so this was our compromise.
15:53And then she got deployed.
15:55She's in the military, too.
15:57Cannot confirm or deny.
16:00Honestly, despite what two decades of daytime television tell you, there are a lot of people
16:05that don't care for middle-aged lesbians.
16:07Mm.
16:08But I felt welcome, for the most part.
16:12I've been here eight months and ten days.
16:14That's precise.
16:16She's been here for frickin' ever.
16:18Not as long as some.
16:19Marty and I moved here fifteen years ago.
16:21Marty, I can't wait to meet him.
16:24Um, unfortunately, he passed.
16:26Oh, Lynn, I'm so sorry.
16:28Thank you.
16:29Heart attack.
16:30It's been almost half a year, but I still feel his presence every day.
16:35Mm.
16:37Here.
16:39Anyway, these wine nights really help.
16:42It's, it's a bit like family.
16:44That's right.
16:45When you have neighbors, you're never alone, even when you want to be.
16:49Mm-hmm.
16:50How'd you city kids end up here?
16:51Oh, well, Rob's parents, I'm sure you guys know, they, uh, retired to one of those timeshare
16:56cruise ships last month.
16:57That's a choice.
16:58Not mine, but a choice.
17:00Well, they had been asking us to come out here.
17:02We didn't want to leave the city, but our building got broken into.
17:05We just felt like maybe we should, we should try it out, at least temporarily.
17:09Well, thank goodness you're safe and sound here with us.
17:15So, what's the deal with that Victorian house?
17:19Chainsaw massacre, satanic cult, a jilted bride who severed the head of her lost, unfaithful
17:26lover.
17:28It's haunted as shit.
17:30The lights go on and off all the time by themselves.
17:32I've seen that.
17:33It could just be filthy wiring.
17:35A skeptic.
17:35I like it.
17:37Lynn, you're the resident historian.
17:38Catch her up.
17:40Well, it was a little before my time.
17:43A family lived there.
17:44The Grants?
17:45Yes.
17:46And they had a daughter who...
17:48Died.
17:49In the house?
17:51There have been whispers of mysterious circumstances surrounding her passing.
17:57Maybe even...
17:59Murder.
17:59And then the parents moved away and never sold the house.
18:05So it just sits there, rotting, pissing off the HOA.
18:11God, I would give my left tent to go over there and do a little ghost hunt.
18:16Hi, everyone.
18:17It's cookie time.
18:19It's like she just knows when my sugar drops.
18:21Rory likes to prey on vulnerable shard sippers.
18:25Well, business is much more lucrative in this neighborhood than in mine.
18:27The usual.
18:28And keep the change, honey.
18:30Hey, I saw a stroller at your door.
18:32I am a great mother's helper, if that's something that might interest you.
18:35How old are you?
18:36Thirteen next month.
18:37I have my CPR certification and badges in child development, early literacy, and swaddling.
18:42Swaddling?
18:43Mm-hmm.
18:43Okay, sunflower scouts.
18:45My business card?
18:46Feel free to reach out anytime.
18:48You're a notary public?
18:49Mm-hmm.
19:08It's like they heard us.
19:09After all of this time?
19:12I'd love a plot twist.
19:27You'd really like this podcast.
19:29It's two guys talking about medieval construction techniques.
19:32You are so boring.
19:33You're so hot when you cook.
19:34Thanks, babe.
19:35How are the neighbors?
19:37Uh, good.
19:38A bit weird.
19:39Yeah, well, this is a cul-de-sac.
19:41What's wrong with cul-de-sacs?
19:42People are weird.
19:43I think people are weird in cul-de-sacs.
19:44Wait, is it cul-de-sac?
19:46Like attorneys general?
19:47This is give and get out.
19:49Yeah, I hear you.
19:52Look, when my family first moved here, some people didn't know how to feel about us.
19:56But it's a nice area.
19:58And people like to think of themselves as nice.
20:00So, they try to act nice.
20:03Until they're actually nice.
20:05That's nice.
20:06Don't get me wrong, I was still a sad little kid until I found my people.
20:09By his people, he means an awkward gangly tween with a funny accent that had just been dragged across the
20:14pond for his dad's new job.
20:16Funny accent?
20:16What are you talking about, dude?
20:18Your accent pulled.
20:19Still pulls, if we're being honest.
20:21You know, the girls called him Prince Rob.
20:23I didn't think that's true.
20:24It's so true.
20:25Did you know the Victorian's for sale?
20:30Really?
20:30I'm assuming that's what the for sale sign means.
20:33Yeah, that would indicate that.
20:35So, why didn't you tell me somebody was murdered there?
20:40What are you talking about?
20:41The Grant girl.
20:44Yeah, right.
20:45Allison wasn't murdered.
20:46That's just small town gossip.
20:48Allison?
20:50So, what happened to Allison?
20:53I...
20:54Honestly, like, it was so long ago that I don't remember a lot from that then.
20:58But you did know her.
21:00Uh...
21:01Yeah, but...
21:02In the same way that anybody knows a neighbor.
21:05Why wouldn't you tell me that?
21:07Because I didn't think it was relevant, babe.
21:09It was like 20 years ago.
21:11There's a reason they call Hinkley Hills the safest town in America.
21:14Mm-hmm.
21:15Okay.
21:16Well, is there anything else you want to tell me about this place?
21:20Hmm.
21:30Completed in 1902, Hinkley House was built by Hinkley Hills founder H. Horace Hinkley.
21:36The mining magnet and philanthropist purchased 25,000 acres of hillside forest in 1898
21:43and developed it into the thriving suburb that bears his name.
21:48Today, Hinkley Hills is more than just an idyllic bedroom community.
21:53It is a shining example of fellowship and family values.
21:56Hinkley Hills, the safest town in America.
22:02Hmong.
22:10Oh-oh.
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22:43I'm doing okay, thank you for asking.
22:46I'm sorry.
22:47I am a new mom and I'm practically feral.
22:50I understand.
22:52Oh, what a cute little mocha munchkin.
22:57To answer your question, yes.
22:59We have bound copies of all the Hinkley Hills Heralds dating back to 1946.
23:05Is there a particular date you're interested in?
23:08March 15, 2005.
23:11One moment, please.
23:30I'm afraid that March volume has been checked out.
23:33Really?
23:33It's due back in a week.
23:35You can come back for it then.
23:36It's a date, Judy.
23:58Bill, you missed a spot, dear.
24:15Oh, shit.
24:16She about to do it.
24:18Mm-mm-mm.
24:19It's not even her house.
24:22What's she feeding that doll?
24:27She's gonna be mad when she gets cussed out.
24:29Spokes me.
24:32Oh, my goodness.
24:38You are not gonna believe this.
24:42Oh, my gosh.
24:44I know.
24:45So are we gonna go in?
24:47Do white ladies love salads?
24:48Hell, yeah, we're going in.
24:50BRB, I'm gonna go get Lynn.
24:51Rob, honey, if you were awake, I would have asked what you thought, but oh, oh, well.
25:03I just got a chill.
25:06Anybody else got a chill?
25:12I'll do it.
25:13I was gonna offer, but it seems like you already offered.
25:17Oh, it's stuck.
25:20Oh, well.
25:23Oh.
25:42Everybody be cool.
25:44I could not be less cool right now.
25:49This place looks like a museum.
25:52Or a mausoleum.
25:54Oh.
25:55That's why the lights are on.
25:57You're staging the house.
26:00Hiya, home buyers.
26:01How can I help you?
26:02We are looking for an enormous house.
26:04For our niece.
26:07Um, we would love a tour.
26:11Follow me.
26:13The owners have instructed that interior photography is not permitted.
26:18This is the library.
26:21Very tasteful.
26:22We enjoy literacy.
26:24All of the flooring is original to the house, which is built in the Queen Anne style.
26:29As you can imagine, a little love and a professional sander will go a long way.
26:35Oh, feel free to show yourselves around.
26:37Excuse me.
26:38Hello there.
26:38Welcome.
26:40They discriminate against older female buyers.
26:42This always happens.
26:43Oh, please.
26:44Our niece.
26:45You're a really bad liar.
26:46Well, I had to get him to take the bait or he might have thrown us out.
26:50Well, it's an open house, so by definition...
26:52I'm gonna peek around.
26:53I'm gonna peek around.
26:54They do be polite.
26:55Just get here.
26:56Just get here.
27:22Just get here.
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