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00:02Oh
00:35Oh
00:39Or as my nan calls it yeah being as she is long since dead
00:46Comedians hurtling ever faster towards a total loss of credibility. So please give them an uplifting cheer as we welcome
00:53back
01:08Oh
01:09A man who confided in me that he finds his neighbor's wife hot as hell and twice as spicy
01:18Specifically the neighbors to the left if you're looking at the house from the road
01:31She's nice she said they watch the show yep you said you like it when she puts the washing out
01:39Hi, Greg
01:40Great great actually now you thinking about her no packing those
01:46Packing those sheets up
01:48Anyway, I've got some statistics for you. Yeah from the channel about how people watch the show. This is interesting
01:53Okay, 20% of people apparently now watch it on a device like a mobile reducer. We've got six
02:0064% of people most people projected onto a large bit large building into it in a town
02:06Normally a big hall and the other 16% traditional flat-screen TV still right on the floor and looking
02:13down there and dancing around it with some music on that's
02:16Statistics about the show. Okay. Yep. That was my bit. All right. We're off to an absolute buzzing start
02:23All right, what's the prize category this week Alex? It's the best thing for a person that is meant for
02:29an animal
02:30Okay, Greg will give the best thing five points and Greg will give the worst thing one point John starting
02:36with you
02:36Well, I wanted to get something that was fitting of a man of your standing and stature
02:41Lovely, so I have brought an elephant chair. Yes here it is. It's called a howdah
02:51actually like it though
02:54It's meant for an elephant's back and you would sit on it on long journeys in the past. However, sorry.
03:01Yeah. Oh, I see
03:04I mean, I genuinely did imagine an elephant with a bad back sitting
03:10However, they are
03:12Quite cruel to be used on elephants. They're damaging to their skin and their back. So by taking one off
03:19the open market
03:20I feel we're all doing a little bit of good today. Wow. So if I give this five points, I'm
03:25taking one for the elephant team
03:27Big time big time. You're sending out a message. You're welcome big ears
03:33Nick what have you brought in you know when a pet is ill yeah, and you give it one of
03:37those cones
03:37Just say one of those I just think one of those for a human if you had like an itch
03:43or something you could wear one on your
03:45hand to prevent you from
03:47Itching. Shall I show you his cone that he's brought in? Thank you. I mean you can if you want,
03:51but I already know
03:51I already know how many points it's getting. I already regress it, Greg. Here's the cone. I'm not going to
03:57be a surprise, but there you go
04:00Well, cheers Nick. Thank you. It's pretty bad
04:06Steve
04:07It's a scratching brush
04:09Here is your scratching brush
04:11Now this promotes skin health
04:14Gets rid of parasites and
04:17I was imagining you in the shower
04:19Were you?
04:21Yes
04:22Before the task was set?
04:23Yeah
04:25You've got one of these attached to your towel rail
04:27Yes
04:28And yeah, you go up and down on that
04:30And give yourself a good scratch
04:33You've imagined that I have some
04:36Difficult skin to slew off, have you?
04:39No, it's skin health
04:40It's an impressive load of bullshit for a brush
04:44Joanne
04:45Yes
04:45Can you beat a brush? Yes, you can
04:47The present I've brought you this week, Greg, is a trough
04:54Here is Joanne's trough
04:56Meant for an animal, but better for a human
05:00Yes
05:01It's both insulting and yet appeals
05:05Keep talking
05:06People are going back to the earth building their own vegetable patches
05:09I feel the trough is next
05:10Is it?
05:12You're imagining trough parties, are you?
05:15Yeah
05:15It's all very Bear Grylls survival
05:17Is it?
05:18Yeah
05:19It's very...
05:21You know fans, they love making their own ham
05:23This is...
05:24I feel like...
05:26This is what's next
05:27It'll be like...
05:28We can often make our own ham
05:28They're always making our own ham
05:30It's all...
05:31They're all going back to the land with the moustaches
05:33And eating off the ham hock and all
05:34And I feel like this is next
05:39Sophie, come on
05:40I've gone in a different direction
05:42Thank God
05:44Well, I've got a pet feeder
05:47Yes, one of these timed cat feeders
05:49Timed cat feeder
05:51Oh, yeah
05:51I thought it could be quite good for you
05:53For me?
05:55Just a little bit of discipline and structure in your mind
06:00I mean, basically what you're saying in that prize is you're saying
06:03I think you're fat
06:05I was worried about fat shaming
06:07Yeah
06:08I did ask the producer
06:09They said, no, no, it'll be fine
06:11He needs to hear it
06:21Well
06:21I'll hand out some points
06:24OK, you're going to start with the...
06:25With Nick, correct
06:26Right
06:27So Nick gets one point
06:28Steve, sorry, two points
06:30There we go, OK
06:31I don't want Sophie to be in control of when I can have a treat
06:34LAUGHTER
06:35Are you sure?
06:36I'm pretty sure, so I'm giving her three points
06:38OK, three to you, Sophie
06:39It's something about these young lads
06:41Munching on the ham hocks
06:44Jan, four points
06:46And I just want the elephant chair, so...
06:48Fair enough, five points to John Robbins
06:50APPLAUSE
06:54Let's have a task proper, shall we?
06:56I don't want to alarm you, Greg
06:57But there's something mysterious lurking in our tent
07:00GASP
07:00GASP
07:01GASP
07:02GASP
07:03GASP
07:04GASP
07:05GASP
07:06GASP
07:08GASP
07:09GASP
07:10GASP
07:10GASP
07:11GASP
07:11GASP
07:12GASP
07:13GASP
07:14GASP
07:17Hi, Joanne
07:20Hello, Joanne
07:20Hello, Alex
07:22You're taking extreme measures to keep the sun off your face
07:24Yeah, I feel like I should be in Gilead or something
07:27I feel like I'm in Handmaidens' Tale
07:29GASP
07:30GASP
07:31Hey, Alex
07:32Hi, Nick
07:33How are you?
07:34Wowsies
07:36Work out who is following you
07:39Oh, oh gosh
07:41Work out who is following you
07:43You must stare at the duck at all times
07:46Yes
07:47And take an average-length step towards the duck every time it quacks
07:52If the person following you agrees with you they will say the name of a mammal if the person following
07:59you
07:59disagrees with you
08:00They will say the name of a bird
08:02If the person following you doesn't know if they agree or disagree with you
08:06They'll say the name of an amphibian of course. I've very little
08:11Animal experience. Why have you got so little animal experience? Because I didn't study theology. I don't know what an
08:15amphibian is
08:16Right the correct answer furthest from the duck wins
08:19Your time starts from the duck quacks
08:23When I say now press the green button, okay, I'm gonna release the follower you need to keep looking at
08:28the duck
08:31Okay, Steve you may press the green button
08:44Are you okay? Yes
08:49Thank you
08:50Tell me about your luck of experience with animals. It's not terrible. I don't know what an amphibian is. Yeah,
08:56what is it?
08:57fishy
09:00An amphibian has an aquatic gill-breathing larval stage followed by typically a terrestrial lung-breathing adult stage
09:06Yes, okay, newt salamanders and obviously cacillians love them
09:13Let's go
09:14Let's go we begin with keen golfer john robbins being chased by a keen golf trolley
09:20Wait for the quack
09:24Are you a man badger are you a sportsman right are you a actor kiwi are you a
09:35Politician turtle dove are you famous?
09:40Are you a chef
09:42Common ostrich I
09:44Don't know what are you comedian?
09:47Buddy duck are you are you human?
09:50typical pigeon
09:52Are you a male are you an animal yellow hammer are you a robot?
09:57Gouldian finch
09:59So you're
09:59Hang on
10:01You're male but you're not human and you're not an animal are you some kind of connection for like a
10:07are you a cable?
10:10short-toed tree creeper
10:13uh
10:14Does your name begin with a
10:17emu does your name begin with b
10:19olive baboon
10:21And you're not hue and are you a human?
10:25californian condor
10:27do you have genitals?
10:30that's ambiguous
10:32how is they ambiguous is your second letter of your name an r
10:36gray parrot an l
10:38capybara
10:41is the third letter of l
10:44malayan tapir
10:46is it a
10:46golden pheasant is it e is it i o
10:50pygmy hippopotamus
10:51okay so b l o
10:55are you mr blobby
10:57that's your camel
10:58yeah so you're mr blobby you may have a look
11:08fucking hell not bad
11:12come on you let's get you home
11:17well done john well i guess we should briefly discuss
11:20are you a cable
11:23cable is surely the only thing that's not human that has a gender
11:27like male to female connections oh i see okay so i thought it might be a skirt lead
11:36well he got there he was 19 paces from the duck okay let's see how steve and joanne got on
11:42with
11:42to quote joanne from episode one the best physical comedian of our generation
11:49jesus christ
11:53hey it's good being a man isn't it
11:55budger
11:56are you a human
11:57kiwi
11:58it's a kiwi a mammal what the fuck is a kiwi keep stepping joanne
12:03so reading the news do you enjoy that
12:05vulturing guinea fowl another step please steve okay every quack
12:09are you
12:12are you food
12:12blockers go
12:13are you a famous thing budger are you the eiffel tower like something like that
12:18yes
12:19tony frog mouth
12:22what else is there being operated by another human is tough right
12:28can i get inside you
12:36are you a glove puppet
12:40are you some kind of children's tv character
12:43take me to goa jeboa please step do you have a one word name northern shoveler oh is it mr
12:52something rondon wolf bush baby okay mr something have i met you have i been in you
13:00what's that we don't know if you've met him or it's coming for you baby
13:15well steve if someone said mr b i wouldn't have gone bojangles hearing the quacks with the the
13:21handmaid's tail bonnet on thinking about statements that had to be not questions being chased by mr
13:28fucking blobby and that isn't his first name you but like john i only came up with the sort of
13:34alphabet thing when the duck was pretty close 15 paces from the duck joanne yeah it's quite the
13:40contrast to the forensic things we've seen so far uh-huh uh is a kiwi a mammal pause what's a
13:49fucking kiwi yeah and then you went if you're not human you must be the eiffel tower
13:59then your next question was can i get inside you yeah
14:03so i'm thinking is it a building ah can i step inside you not can i like penetrate you
14:10oh right yeah but you were kind of hurling out just objects and then suddenly blobby yeah and that's
14:16because your go-to thing is blob i genuinely am a really big mr blobby fan i think he's amazing
14:21i
14:21tried to buy his outfit remember he went on yeah yeah i mean the woman's blobby obsessed
14:27and it really helped she got to the correct answer much before the other two she got 26 steps
14:31away from the duck and that was after not believing it was blobby she carried on stepping for quite a
14:35while after getting the correct answer and she was overjoyed when she turned around and saw her hero
14:39right yeah at the moment it's joanne then john then steve all right advert time now hopefully one of
14:45them will make health claims for a food that they know full well is pumped full of sugar what were
15:05our contestants doing in a field young man well it's a fine question they were trying to work out
15:09who's following them on an automatic golf trolley greg they can ask questions or make statements if the
15:14person agrees they'll hear a mammal in response if they disagree it's a bird and if it's ambiguous
15:18they'll hear an amphibian because it sounds a little bit like ambiguous finally how long will it
15:23take nick and sophie to work out that mr blobby's following them here we go um have you got blunder
15:33kiwi that's a fruit are you um uh human kiwi are you smaller than a large tree
15:44donkey are we friends from school no no no did i meet you in the last five years common midwife
15:52toad
15:54do you have four legs californian condor do you have two legs bengal tiger are you over 30
16:02okay donkey donkey okay have you used an excel sheet
16:09walk us go you on tv
16:13are you on bbc oh no this duck's approaching have we ever been drunk together
16:23common mud puppy that means yeah i think don't cut
16:28oh
16:28oh i can't wait for the duck you can just keep sort of pacing at the duck and we'll just
16:32go on time
16:32instead uh british
16:35oh you are british are you an athlete
16:39are you a cartoon character are you a big grasshopper are you a mascot of some kind are you on
16:45the box of
16:45any kind of food related stuff is it alex all right and yeah i think you're just going to stay
16:52here with
16:52the dark am i all right okay are you on a particular time of day mid-afternoon early evening awesome
17:02okay right like i can take the duck where i want you want yeah oh i'm so sorry i saw
17:08him
17:09i saw him it's mr blobby
17:14you're welcome to say hello to mr blobby yeah thank you god bbc larger than a human but smaller
17:21than a large tree walked on two legs
17:28baby on bbc one
17:33pangolin
17:39okay what's on at that time mr blobby
17:45king fairy almadino
17:48yay
17:56the question i've got um nick is that you asked every question about every subject ever before you
18:02arrived at blobby yeah well that was i mean just to do it by process of elimination i guess that's
18:06what that was by eliminating everything in the world in the universe yeah yeah i like the question
18:13are you smaller than a large tree
18:17because how tall is a tree a tree can be various i mean one of the great philosophical questions
18:23how large is large how large is large you're larger than me yeah
18:32was there a logic to sophie's questions
18:37i've written some down have i got drunk with you have you used an excel sheet
18:44i mean you literally sound like a dropped alexa
18:50i'm surprised i thought you were gonna i thought i was really thinking she was gonna pop out
18:55yeah we mounted her on a golf trolley obviously sophie can't have a point can she because she saw blobby
19:03i'm a terrible action tough
19:04have we got the points yes well it's sophie unfortunately zero two points to nick three
19:11to steve four to john but the winner the future mrs blobby is joanne mcnowie
19:18may i see a scoreboard please at the bottom and it's been typical of the series so far we've got
19:23sophie and nick with three points at the top it's john and joanne both with nine points
19:31good what's next oh oh no it's child care
19:48hi hi and congratulations thank you this takes me back
19:54have you worn one of them before well in my head it's a bulletproof vest and i am detective robin's
20:01homicide oh hi joanne what's going on you've got to look after a baby what is it i'll pop her
20:09or him
20:10in i can't remember the gender oh god ah there we go nothing to be frightened of this is actually
20:18quite
20:19comfortable good nice on the shoulders complete the jobsticle course each job must be completed
20:27to a satisfactory quality level the baby must remain in the baby carrier all times except during nappy
20:33change yes yes you must complete the jobsticle course within eight minutes the least babies
20:40to him i'd actually like to spell a bit of us
20:45we want a wet baby and a dry steve your time starts when i'll explose his whistle
20:55nick looks terrified of the baby i've got three kids have you really got three kids yeah it's weird
21:01isn't it yeah sorry kids
21:07let's crack on all right then the first to look after the big wet baby are joanne and sophie
21:12i think my approach is going to be to glide swift fast and smooth like a swan do the dishes
21:21they're in the caravan i am curious about motherhood so i think this will be good for me
21:25this will be a good test like a swan
21:30daddy horn hanging around outside your fuck all
21:37that's it dumb oh this is unfortunate
21:44oh now alex pick up the basket pick up the basket and the thing i can't pick up the thing
21:53bend from the knees now
22:03his shoes need cleaning now
22:09stay to your shoes greg trying to raise a jug of water here
22:15there's a suffragette turn in her grave somewhere
22:20happy last job okay does your big work baby have a name juicy
22:28get in get in this is why women breastfeed because this is a pain in the hell
22:34what's your own baby yeah that was the last one done yeah whack it in whack it in thank you
22:46i think it's very impressive joanne for you to make points about the patriarchy
22:51when you've got a bucket of water strapped to you any excuse
22:54can you tell me statistics about who was the most effective parent
22:57sophie spilt a fifth of her baby used some of the baby to clean the shoes with
23:01i spilled some out at the start because i was like that's gonna go anyway i might as well get
23:07rid of it
23:07not stress beat up yeah you only spelled a sixth of your baby so um you were currently in the
23:12lead
23:12joanne next up it's two dads of three it's nick and it's steve
23:18okay let's do the shoes first oh god all right here we go four oh what am i going to
23:24clean them
23:24with oh i can't use the baby sorry baby just i'm patting the baby's head baby's fine though
23:31oh it's fine you're not cleaning with the baby at all are you a little bit and i went in
23:37the um
23:37in the sapi water with the wheels on her fingers and bells on her toes
23:47i think your baby's been sick hang the laundry twix the cow and the caravan
23:52bit of baby spilt on your knee then yeah oh a lot of that's handy
23:57i'm assuming i have to create my own line yeah to hang me sure yeah laundry
24:07there we go is that you satisfied with that well yeah yeah so i hand the laundry dust the carpet
24:13oh was that dusting the carpet okay best way to dust the carpet
24:27satisfied no oh baby's not happy with this
24:34you thirsty oh there we go now let's get that nut nut changed
24:44she loves that there you go that's not bad yeah you've got three seconds left uh love you
24:57who actual fathers and uh with very contrasting approaches
25:03nick you seem very cautious and caring parent i thought yeah did nick spill a lot of baby yes nick
25:10spilled a quarter of his baby whereas steve in the end only seven percent of babies spilt who would
25:14have thought that you would come across in this competition as a more effective parent by force
25:18feeding your baby i feel like i have to apologize to my own children now if that was anything like
25:24the upbringing they have yeah time for a break now i say that it doesn't seem to matter how much
25:30pressure i apply to alex's pelvis it just won't snap
25:48hello yes you're back with us on taskmaster
25:52comedy entertainment at its finest am i right guys
25:55the current task sees our comedians busy trying to complete a jobstical course of household chores
26:02whilst looking after their water bottle in a baby carrier least baby spilled wins last up ron jobbins
26:11what are you going to do first john we're going to take the baby out of this it must stay
26:15in the baby
26:15carrier must remain in the baby carrier but the baby carrier doesn't have to remain on me
26:27there we go right do the dishes caravan
26:35dishes done
26:39thank you greg dust the carpet four minutes left four minutes
26:46never done this before the way my life's going i'll probably never do it again
26:53oh a lot easier without a baby on your front oh it's so much easier and honestly that baby's been
26:59driving me crazy one minute left john
27:04just take a bit of care with this alex how much more time have i got five four three two
27:16thank you
27:26but you know fast wasn't it yeah and it wasn't even about that there was zero percentage of the baby
27:31spilt oh don't leave a silence where there's a butt coming and you know there's no but i'm just
27:38allowing you to enjoy it oh that's sweet how long do you want to give him to enjoy it
27:45we give him 10 more seconds should we
27:54no i unfortunately don't have another vt that he has genuinely nailed it i know he has
28:03so the points are nick gets one sophie two joanne three steve four five points to john robbins well
28:13okay what's next please alex you're gonna like this greg we started off in a tent and now we're going
28:18we're going to be intense intense yeah
28:38oh hello
28:48hello alex you all right oh no what now
29:01is this right hello you okay have you seen something bad have you had an accident
29:25oh thank you
29:30create tension you've just given me a master class create tension oh you were acting and you did it
29:39well most tension created wins you have 20 minutes your time starts now
29:48have you started this i've started this is tension yeah
29:56so like just make it really awkward what do you think of my attention that i created
30:00it didn't feel tense didn't feel tense no no no give it a two out of ten right tension sexual
30:06tension
30:08i'm gonna need some kind of elasticated roping i would like to challenge you to a duel
30:30i'm going to get some bits and bobs
30:41this will be interesting because i know how to make you tense yes you do
30:47and i'm not gonna be the only one i suspect
30:49let's go first of all we're gonna see three lots of tension makers sophie john and joanne
30:57tension what is tension tension is the apprehension that something bad's gonna happen
31:03isn't that it's tense we're worried alex sit with me
31:09it's the damn beside me yeah actually no actually hop up here hop up
31:13face facing you like this this is perfect yeah
31:17no don't relax i want you on edge
31:21in order to actually measure the tension we've got both analog and digital tension scales
31:33so you want tyro walking but on a chair yeah what's your salary don't lie don't lie to your mother
32:01are you ready yeah i'm ready increase the tension oh alex stand firm let's take a reading alex
32:11that's 10 kilos of tension
32:15our genitals are not tension just to be clear sadly
32:37so what is it you smell just like him
32:45what am i doing with the net john what are you doing that you're catching the marble of certain death
32:49oh i see okay okay three two one
32:57and there you go the marble of certain death caught by alex under pretty extreme tension here
33:02that's 10 kilos of tension that's your time up john thank you
33:06i think i can find my whistles right down here though excuse me ignore the whistle it's just me and
33:14you
33:14you know i've got to give the whistle i've asked the carmen to leave
33:18it's open oh my god
33:22don't even look really right thank you again thank you
33:40what the audience didn't hear is what you said as you uh walked out which was never look at me
33:45again
33:48sophie watching you um standing on one leg with a cup on your head hissing like a
33:54fucking snake is the least tense i've ever felt
34:00you've never been in that position because you're always taller aren't you but yeah actually
34:05having somebody
34:08well let me let me yeah go on yeah if you sit on the floor
34:30what about johnny just a very literal version of tension did he create much tension well yes one
34:35kilogramme on earth is 9.8 newtons of tension we know this and you had 10 kilos so it was
34:42yeah it was
34:4298 newtons of tension he created which is about the same as a small monkey swinging on a tree
34:49how heavy is the monkey it said a small monkey how many pounds of tension did he create
34:58tension's not measured in stones or pounds it's not measured in monkeys mate it's measuring
35:10how many pounds of tension who's left next up time to vamp up the tension with nick mohammed
35:28how long alex but one minute nick
35:54that's what i intended and that then goes over that
35:57what's going to do with that and there's a little a little finish
36:11thanks alex see you later
36:22the old egg misses the glass trick hey that was genuinely stressful just re-watching that
36:28yeah there was tension there i've got to say it's not looking bad for you on this one
36:32oh great yeah and bear in mind who you see right we're nearly at the end of the show when
36:40one of the
36:41comedians will scream with delight as they head home with their very own trough but first have some bad
36:58adverts
36:58hello welcome back to the final part of the show where things have been pretty damn tense
37:02oh you've been pretty i've been tense and that's because we've come to the end of our create tension
37:07action task and it ends with me versus steve at hangman
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39:18What an impressive production.
39:20Amazing.
39:22The tension in that room between Alex and I, and the no vowels hangman rule, that really upped it 50%.
39:30It did.
39:32It was electric.
39:34If I were to pick perhaps a small criticism, yoghurt cheese and hot sauce sounds quite nice.
39:42Sophie's getting one point, then there's a gulf between Sophie and the others, so we jump up to three points.
39:50Right, who's getting three points?
39:51John is.
39:52I felt tense with Nick and with Steve.
39:56Steve, I felt deliberately tense, and with Nick, I felt his gross incompetence was, as a magician, was going to
40:03result in someone being hurt.
40:05So I can draw a parallel there and say four points for both, but we all know where the most
40:09tension was in the room.
40:10And it was a grown woman sniffing your beard.
40:14LAUGHTER
40:14So five points to Joanna, that's it.
40:17APPLAUSE
40:21Scoreboard, boy.
40:22Right.
40:23OK, well, unfortunately, Sophie, that means you've only got six points, whereas John and Joanna are in the lead with
40:2717 points.
40:29APPLAUSE
40:33All right, then.
40:34Please, can you vacate your chairs, head to the stage for the final task of the show!
40:40APPLAUSE
40:49Who's going to read the task out?
40:50Joanne McNally, my friend.
40:52LAUGHTER
40:53Don't look at me, Alex.
40:54Don't look at me.
40:55Catch the most monsters in your boxes.
40:58The monsters must propel themselves from the table.
41:01Most monsters in boxes after two minutes wins.
41:04And I should also say, if you catch one in your arm, that's worth one monster.
41:09In your hat, that's worth two monsters.
41:11It's three on the leg, four on the back bucket, five on the shoulder.
41:17Isn't the leg one a bit unfair?
41:19Someone's got an advantage.
41:21LAUGHTER
41:25OK, so it's two minutes, Greg.
41:27Let's dance.
41:29And they're off.
41:29Oh!
41:32Oh!
41:32It's hard to even get it.
41:35How do you do it?
41:36They're not bouncing.
41:38Oh!
41:41Oh!
41:43Oh!
41:45Oh!
41:46Oh!
41:48Oh!
41:49Oh!
41:51Oh!
41:51Oh!
41:52Oh!
41:55Oh!
41:58Oh!
42:10Oh!
42:11Oh!
42:11Oh!
42:11Oh!
42:12Oh!
42:15Oh!
42:17Oh!
42:18Oh!
42:18Oh!
42:19Oh!
42:20Oh, stop!
42:22WHISTLE BLOWS
42:23Stop!
42:26Oh!
42:28My class, I want from you, David.
42:30It did say in the task, the monsters must propel themselves from the table.
42:33Are we happy that the stage is a table for Sophie?
42:36I mean, it's an act of charity, I think.
42:38LAUGHTER
42:39OK, I'm going to quickly count the monsters.
42:42We have one in the top.
42:44That's two monsters for Joanne. Lovely.
42:47We have one in the top. We also have two bucket monsters,
42:50so that's a total of ten monsters.
42:52Wow.
42:55We have two in the leg, that's six monsters.
42:58Wow.
42:59Unfortunately, the arm is the lowest scoring.
43:01There are six in there, which is also a total of six monsters.
43:04LAUGHTER
43:07There is one in the hat and there are two in the bucket,
43:10so that's a total of ten monsters.
43:12APPLAUSE
43:15So, why don't you all come down here
43:17and we'll see what that's done to the final scores.
43:21APPLAUSE
43:26Greg, I need to show you a couple of things.
43:27Oh, good. Is it related to the show?
43:30LAUGHTER
43:31Unfortunately, yes.
43:32I need to get your judgement on a couple of little bits I caught
43:35during the task.
43:37Ooh!
43:40Some impropriety.
43:41LAUGHTER
43:43You need them, otherwise you can't see.
43:45LAUGHTER
43:46OK, have a look up here.
43:47The first thing I saw was this.
43:49APPLAUSE
43:49Great arm ball.
43:52Oh!
43:53Woo!
43:55Outrageous.
43:56Yes.
43:56So, do you want to dock him one monster or more?
43:58Oh, I mean, he's disqualified from the whole...
44:00LAUGHTER
44:01I'm joking, I'm joking.
44:03Yeah, I was just docking one point, yeah.
44:05One monster's gone.
44:06And then it's whether or not Steve's final hat monster was before
44:09or after the whistle.
44:12WHISTLE BLOWS
44:13Stop!
44:16Well, it was about three years afterwards.
44:19LAUGHTER
44:19So there's not a lot of tension in that decision, is it?
44:23So that means Joanne is last with the two monsters,
44:26then it's Nick with five, Sophie with six, Steve with eight,
44:29and Joanne takes all five points with the ten monsters.
44:32There it is!
44:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:36Excited what that's done to the final scoreboard
44:38because, so far, only Steve has won, of course.
44:40Correct.
44:41In this episode, Joanne was pipped to the post.
44:44She got 18 points and Joanne gots 22 points!
44:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:47He's got it back!
44:48John Robbins is the winner of episode three!
44:51Going down with your creative animal obsession!
44:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:57So, what have we learnt from today's show?
45:00Well, we've learnt that everyone finds themselves in tense situations.
45:04A difficult negotiation, perhaps.
45:06A feud with a neighbour.
45:07An argument with a partner.
45:09But remember, there's always a way to defuse that awful tension.
45:13And this is it.
45:15I see...
45:16LAUGHTER
45:21But there's only one real winner tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
45:24That is John Robbins!
45:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:27Challenge!
45:38APPLAUSE
45:39Cheers, CLed dura fast!
45:40Cheers!
45:47Cheers!
45:48Cheers!
45:50Cheers!
45:52Cheers!
45:52Cheers!
45:53Nice!
45:54Cheers!
45:55Cheers!
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