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00:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:41I need you to do me a favor. It's illegal and weird. You can't ask me any questions about it.
00:47Let me get dressed.
01:12Let me get dressed.
01:34Let me get dressed.
02:00Let me get dressed.
02:10Let me get dressed.
02:13The county clerk. I assumed I was helping you run away or make your own death or something interesting.
02:22I said no questions, please.
02:24You didn't say please.
02:27It's a Saturday. It's closed.
02:30Well, I have a key.
02:32Why the fuck do you have a key?
02:36I can't believe we're doing this.
02:40I can't believe we're doing this.
03:05Unless Nikki is my soulmate.
03:07And right now I'm not so sure about that.
03:09So I realized that if the curse spread to my great-great-great-grandmother over 100 years ago, my bloodline
03:15would have died out after like two generations.
03:16But it didn't because I'm here.
03:19Which means that some of them survived.
03:22Some of them found their soulmates and married them or found another way.
03:27Okay?
03:28Okay.
03:29So, what?
03:30I need to find out how.
03:32If we can figure out who my mom's parents were, then we can track the curse back.
03:36And now I have a key.
03:40Still breaking and entering if you steal a key.
03:49Or she's going to kill us, you know.
03:51If we're late to the bachelorette party.
03:55Do you want to know the theme?
03:56Uh, I'm sure I don't.
03:58I should have her cancel the stripper.
04:01God, please tell me you're kidding.
04:03I'm kidding.
04:04Nothing could make her cancel the stripper.
04:10Fuck.
04:16Okay.
04:17First, we need to find my parents' marriage license.
04:19Uh, court, court, court, court, court, court, court.
04:23Desperse.
04:24Marriages.
04:26Uh, Alexandra Harpin and Jay Holman.
04:29They were married January 13th, 1997.
04:32This is 2013.
04:33There are literally tens of thousands of documents in here.
04:38Well, I think it's work unless you want to miss the stripper.
04:42She will seriously kill her.
04:44Just tell her we're getting manicures or something.
04:46All right.
04:47Mm-hmm.
04:48Okay.
04:56All right.
05:07Hmm
05:08Rachel
05:17Hey dad, what are you doing?
05:20Chapping foxes. Oh
05:23I don't think there's any in here
05:27I am glad to see that your sense of humor has not run off with your fiancee
05:33She left where do you know where she went? Nope. She didn't have much with her. So I think she
05:40plans on coming back
05:42That's great dad. Thank you very comforting
05:47Say that was a really interesting speech she made last night. I don't want to talk about it. Okay, I
05:52just I fucked up and I'm trying to fix it
05:56Hmm at least she's with Nellie. Nellie will talk some sense into her
06:00Oh, you think my ex-girlfriend is gonna convince my fiancee that I'm not a lying piece of shit?
06:05What if there's someone else who's five percent more compatible for me and someone else who's five percent more compatible
06:09for him?
06:10And how would either of us ever know that? I mean, I guess I would know if I fucking die
06:14At the altar. I think you're overcomplicating it
06:20Oh
06:21Okay, then simplify it. No, I don't know. I just mean that it's all subjective, isn't it? There are no
06:28Signs from the universe. It's just you taking something that happened and then deciding which details are important and which
06:33ones aren't and then deciding
06:34What it means like there's no cosmic assurance that your marriage is going to work out
06:38Hmm
06:41Come on, come on
06:50Say go change your clothes. I want to get the trap set before it gets too late
06:58Oh
06:58Oh, you you want me to come with you? Of course
07:01You used to love foxtrap
07:02Yeah, I don't know if I loved it
07:04Besides, it's great to get out in nature. It was good for me when I was in the woods as
07:09it were
07:10Right, uh, you know that nowadays when you upset the person you love
07:15You don't disappear on a hunting trip. You talk it out
07:22You know something I've learned in my storied years of marriage is that you can't talk it out if she
07:28doesn't answer the phone
07:32Get your shit
07:49Hey
07:50Happy bachelor party
07:52Hey, look at this
07:54The cunningham men all together again. I'm sorry dad. I can't do this with him. Come on
07:59What you did yesterday was fucked up. You ruined my wedding. That's dramatic. I was trying to help her
08:05Oh, what by making her second guess our relationship two days before we get married. Yeah, huge help
08:09I didn't make her do anything you could come on
08:11I was trying to open her eyes so she could adequately judge if you're a true soul mate or not
08:16No one asked you to do that. It's a matter of life or death
08:20Dad, maybe this isn't the best time for this. You used to love this part laying in the trap
08:24Yeah, and I mean the thing where you hold us hostage in the woods to bond and we all just
08:29end up miserable and cold
08:31We have to figure out some real shit. You want to talk about real shit?
08:36This is the end of how things are
08:39Once your mother is gone everything is going to change
08:42We follow her rules. She is what holds us together
08:48Soon we're going to have a decision to make
08:51Let each other go or find a new reason to stick together
08:58But you're a full-grown man. I can't make this decision for you
09:05Just get over yourselves
09:12Wait, Kathy Harkin
09:16Kathy Harkin, Mark Ellis
09:20Married August 22nd 1997
09:23Really?
09:25I don't know probably some relatives
09:33Wait
09:35That's weird. Why would there be other people in my family that got married here?
09:43Maybe because your family are originally from here too
09:49Or
09:50This place is like an evil death trap meant to bring us here and kill us all
09:55Or it's just a coincidence
10:03Ah
10:04Hello, here's a death certificate
10:07Death certificate, Kathy Harkin
10:12Wait, I'll just read a second
10:20Oh God
10:21Well, what does that mean?
10:29She died the same day she got married
10:37That's not a coincidence
10:42Okay
10:43We should start looking for birth and death certificates too
10:48There may be more of them and maybe we can make like a like a family tree
11:19Oh
11:20Okay
11:21Here's your parents
11:24And here's another death it's
11:26Roger Harkin
11:27October 9th 1941
11:29Wait, Roger Harkin
11:31I just I just I just saw this
11:33Ah, Roger Harkin
11:36Roger Harkin
11:37Roger Harkin cause of death
11:43Hemorrhage
11:44Just like my mom
11:49He was married October 9th
11:52Died October 9th 1941
12:05He was married and had a child, he was married to his brother
12:06A friend of mine
12:06He wasn't married to her now
12:17And he was married to his brother
12:17He was married to her husband
12:29He was married to my husband
12:33All right
12:33Right.
12:35Sorry. It's okay.
12:41I only gotta piss.
12:43Keep an eye out.
13:00You should have told me about Mom.
13:04Like months ago.
13:06I tried.
13:09But you know how Mom is so protective of you.
13:14You could have told me anyway.
13:18Yeah, like you'd betray Mom's wishes.
13:21I'm sick of everyone in this family treating me like a child.
13:24Yeah.
13:25It's fucking with me.
13:29Well, you have to admit you do have trouble accepting things.
13:33You can't accept the imperfection.
13:35You always have to overdo shit.
13:37Okay.
13:38But you give up when you know something won't work out in your favor.
13:41It's true, dude. I've known you my whole life.
13:43You always have to have a perfect story.
13:45The perfect meet-cute for you. A perfect love story.
13:48Like you didn't embellish your story either.
13:50Bro, she was my friend first.
13:52God, she was our friend. I'm not fighting with you about this.
13:54You brought it up.
13:55You brought it up.
14:03The problem is that you contextualize every little thing around yourself.
14:06I didn't marry your ex-girlfriend.
14:08I married the woman I was in love with since I was 21.
14:11Okay, you were not in love with her back then.
14:13You just like to say that to make it sound like I stole something from you.
14:16It was obvious to anyone with eyes.
14:16You were mean to her.
14:17Yeah, because I was in love with her.
14:22I couldn't make your wedding because I was doing something good for someone who needed it.
14:26But you only did it because it's a good story.
14:29No, that's not fucking true.
14:30It's true.
14:31You're drawn to stories, not people.
14:33You could have just talked to her and asked for her number and then still flown to my wedding.
14:37But no, you just had to do some big forced romantic gesture.
14:42Fuck off. You weren't there.
14:43It was the right thing to do and I'm not talking to you about this.
14:46Let's just sit in silence. We're sitting in silence now.
15:09It's not your fault.
15:17It's not your fault, by the way. It's, um, it's mom and dad's.
15:23They, um, they fed you the stuff about perfection.
15:27Perfect relationship.
15:30Soulmate shit.
15:32They hid so much from all three of us.
15:36But mostly you.
15:40Just be careful.
15:41I don't want you to ruin everything like you usually do.
15:46You ruined everything last night.
15:48I had to make sure she understood the whole story, man.
15:51She was staking her belief on a lie.
15:53Okay, I know, I know, I'm fixing it.
15:55You have to get her to believe you are her soulmate.
15:57It's the only chance she might live.
15:59Jesus Christ, I get it.
16:00I said I didn't want to talk anymore.
16:07And I'm definitely not taking relationship advice from you.
16:09I thought we weren't talking.
16:10You and Nelly are like fucking kids playing tennis.
16:13At least me and Nelly are honest with each other.
16:15Well, you guys are brutally honest.
16:16That's not better than protecting the person you love.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:19That's what I'm saying.
16:20That's, that's what mom and dad did to us.
16:23Don't do that to her.
16:24Be fucking honest.
16:26Rachel and I have a great relationship.
16:28I don't need to defend my relationship to you.
16:30Then why are you defending it?
16:36titanus-
16:38Fuck off.
16:45Holy shit fox there's a fox.
16:47What.
16:47Yeah for that.
16:48What do I yell again?
16:49Who to you who?
16:50Who to you who?
16:53It's who to you who you idiot.
16:57Oh
16:58Yeah, Nicky, that's your set
17:07You do the honors
17:13Take these on keep it on till you get down the hill
17:44Oh
17:52Here's you
17:59Here's your birth certificate
18:01Oh, thank you
18:08Okay, so it looks like the curse first spread to my bloodline with Marianne and Thomas Harkin
18:14And it looks like they had three kids
18:16Two of them had their own kids out of wedlock and one of them got married
18:20That's Carrie Harkin, married April 27th, 1870
18:24Declared dead
18:26April 27th, 1870
18:28Hemorrhage
18:29And, uh, Virginia Harkin
18:32Married November 1st, 1947
18:35And
18:36Also dead November 1st, 1947
18:39Hemorrhage
18:40But didn't you say the curse spreads if you don't get married
18:42Only if you've accepted a proposal, otherwise it has no one to spread to
18:47I guess these people, all of them must have known about the curse and just decided to avoid marriage
18:54Like my grandmother, Audrey, Audrey, she had my mom out of wedlock, right, so she obviously knew not to get
19:04engaged
19:04But her sister, Lori, wed February 10th and died February 10th
19:15And it's the same with Kathy and Roger and Virginia and fuckin' Carrie dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead,
19:31dead, dead, dead, dead, all of them fuckin' dead on their wedding day
19:49And it goes all the way down
19:52To me
19:54Tomorrow
19:57This, this isn't right
19:58Huh
20:00They all have the same witness signature
20:03It's not possible
20:04Yeah
20:05None of this is possible, any of you
20:06No, no
20:08He'd have to be at least, what, like, 200 years old
20:13Yeah
20:14Yes, he is the one who spread the curse of my bloodline because he didn't marry his fiancée
20:19And now he has to witness all of the cursed weddings as, like, a punishment or something
20:24How do you know all that?
20:25He told me
20:27He told me
20:31A 200-year-old man told you that
20:33Yes
20:36Yes
20:46Do you believe me now?
20:55Do you believe me now?
21:13Oh, fuck
21:16Dad, I think we should call it
21:18We're never gonna find this thing
21:20It's only got three legs
21:50It's gonna get dark soon
22:20Fuck all of this
22:21But I've already got it
22:23But I've already got it so
22:24I think the only way out is down the aisle I live or die and that's it
22:37Why do you smoke that all the time and not get paranoid?
22:39I do get paranoid
22:44I do get paranoid
23:15Shit
23:19Shit
23:23Shit
23:29Shit
23:30Shit
23:37Well
23:38We're split up
23:39Great
23:40I'll go see if we wander back to the house
23:43Good luck with the house
23:45Good luck with the hunt
23:45Nicky?
23:48No?
23:50Well
23:51Make sure to come to my room after so you can tell me all about how you found the fox
23:55And somebody's paw back on and then the fox looked at you and how he said
23:59Thank you so much, Nicky, for saving my life
24:02You're my hero
24:05Dad
24:08Love these bonding trips with you
24:10We didn't get to bond much though, so
24:13I'll give you guys a scoop
24:14Nellie and I are getting divorced
24:16What?
24:17Yeah
24:18Sure was
24:19What?
24:20You signed papers?
24:22Not yet
24:25So, hey God, you had better not tell your mother this
24:28Of course not, God forbid anyone's honest around here
24:31Enjoy your night
24:33Praying for your triumphant victory
24:42Amen
25:29Wait, wait, wait, wait. Arlene Harkin, yeah? Born, 1900. Married, 1922. We don't have
25:40a death for her. She must be dead now, they're all dead. Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead,
26:02Sort of looks like a toe on the ceiling, if you squint.
26:13Look.
26:20She died in 1979, so she was married for 57 years.
26:26What?
26:28What the fuck?
26:29Wait, wait, wait.
26:33How did she do it?
26:34I don't know, I don't know, but there's hope, isn't there?
26:36I don't know.
26:40We gotta talk to her.
26:42Yes, but she's dead.
26:45We gotta talk to her.
26:48She's dead.
26:50We have to talk to her.
27:06One slice is concerned for your dreams break.
27:10They won't come here and break your heart.
27:15Another slice of speeding keys and wiping noses, crying when the doorbell rings.
27:23Do you feel lonely?
27:26Jim, no, he's dead.
27:27Everybody knows that he would say, comes with the wedding place.
27:33OK.
27:43You get changed.
27:43I'll get Portia on board and I'll meet you in the sunken room.
27:47Play nice or she won't help us.
28:13I'll meet you in the sunken room and I'll meet you in the sunken room and I'll meet you in
28:32the sunken room.
28:43There's a lot of bad energy coming from you and I think you understand how important this wedding is to
28:48my brother, my mom, and the rest of our family. Do you?
28:53Millie told me all that freak shit you said last night is true.
28:57And I don't even care if you're carrying a blood evil curse.
29:00Because regardless, my brother loves you and I will not let you bail on this wedding.
29:05I was practically left at the altar so that I married some random guy in Las Vegas.
29:09Don't tell my parents.
29:12And I will not let that happen to Nikki.
29:15Are you going to break my brother's heart and crush my mother's dreams? Be honest.
29:20Good.
29:21Now, will it kill you to play one fun, normal, sexy bachelorette party game that I planned?
29:27Before everything is ruined again because of your insistence on being a gothic nightmare?
29:34It will kill you.
29:40Rachel, I don't say this lightly.
29:42You're really, really, really lucky to have me.
29:46Because I know how to summon the dead.
29:58We cleanse this space to ward off evil spirits.
30:05Evil is not welcome here.
30:13We are gathered here on Rachel's final night of freedom to contact...
30:19Who?
30:21The credit.
30:22Right.
30:23For marital advice from the great beyond.
30:28Light this candle with your left hand, the hand connecting you to light.
30:35Yes, and then at the same time, okay, and then at the same time with your right hand, touch a
30:43belonging of the deceased.
30:44Right hand towards darkness.
30:46This establishes your connection, and then you'll ask your questions.
30:59Arlene Harkin, I'm coming to you to ask for advice the day before my wedding.
31:09I need to know how you knew for certain that your husband David was the one.
31:16Now everyone put your hands in.
31:33Um, maybe ask in a different way.
31:39What do you mean, a different way?
31:41Rachel.
31:44Okay.
31:44Arlene, if you're there, please tell me how you survived.
31:59Maybe I just start with something less intense.
32:06Oh, my God, I moved.
32:07I thought you'd done this before.
32:09But it's never worked before.
32:10What the fuck?
32:11Okay, uh, what do I, what do I, what do I do now?
32:13Talk to her, talk to her.
32:14Okay, uh, Arlene?
32:17What?
32:18Arlene?
32:21How did you survive your wedding day?
32:28Ask again.
32:30Arlene, Arlene, how did you know that David was your soulmate?
32:53Oh, my God.
33:06Oh, my God.
33:09Oh, my God.
33:10Oh, my God.
33:11Something hit me.
33:12Something actually hit me.
33:14Is it bad?
33:15Is it bad?
33:16No, not at all.
33:17No, it's totally fine.
33:19Okay.
33:19No, you'll wonder.
33:20Now you have an excuse to get that nose job.
33:22Bill, Nellie, is there a scar?
33:25Am I going to have a face scar?
33:27Maybe.
33:27Fuck!
33:29Bill!
33:31Bill.
33:31Man, you boys.
33:33Good.
33:43Oh, man.
33:45Yeah.
33:50Bill.
33:54Come here.
33:55Oh, man.
33:56Go.
34:00What if I was looking like?
34:01Oh, fuck!
34:07I'm sorry, Dad.
34:15Dad?
34:27Dad?
34:30I need to take some responsibility for what happened last night.
34:34No, no. Last night was...
34:37It was completely my fault. I mean...
34:40Listen.
34:42Sometimes it's okay to keep secrets.
34:45To protect the ones we love.
34:52But your brother does have a point.
34:56Oh.
34:58Yeah, you, uh...
35:01You heard us talking about that.
35:05It's true.
35:07Your mother always wanted to protect you guys from the harsh realities.
35:14But I see now what it did to you.
35:20It was irresponsible of us to feed you this perfect story, this high standard of what a marriage is.
35:33So...
35:35Your mother is a good woman, she is the love of my life, and she loves you very much.
35:43I know that.
35:46But our relationship isn't what you think it is, Nikki.
35:54I promised your mother I would never tell you this, but I see now that you need to know.
36:15What is it?
36:24I don't know...
36:25What is it?
36:27I don't know.
36:29I know...
36:31Just say it.
36:49Jesus Christ, we're trying that again after all that.
36:52Is she okay?
36:53Yeah, yeah, she's fine.
36:55She's freaking out about the bruising, but I gave her a clonopin and put her to bed.
37:01You bought one of these in here?
37:04It must have been Portia who left one of those there. I fucking hate it. It's so creepy.
37:09I'm gonna...
37:11Just one more time.
37:28Are you here?
37:54I don't know what to do anymore.
37:57I don't know what to do anymore.
38:00I don't know what to do anymore.
38:03Something... something happened back there, and you have to help me.
38:13I...
38:15I...
38:16I don't know.
38:19Are...
38:21Nikki and I soulmates because we can anticipate each other's needs most of the time, or...
38:28Are...
38:29Are we not...
38:30Soulmates because...
38:34He fucking...
38:36Lied about the plane.
38:39He lied about the fucking plane.
38:42And...
38:46My dad...
38:49He invited my dad.
38:53Fuck.
38:54It's like...
38:56Does he even know me?
39:00You said you need to believe that he's your soulmate, right?
39:04Yeah.
39:06So what would make you believe it?
39:08I don't know.
39:09I don't know.
39:10That's the problem.
39:12Okay, so then...
39:13I genuinely think all you can do is decide that he's your soulmate...
39:18Or not.
39:19And then take whatever comes.
39:21Whatever comes is...
39:24Death.
39:27But, you know, if I was you, I would trust a version of myself that's loved him for three years...
39:33And agree to marry him and not the virgin who heard about soulmate cursed five seconds ago.
39:38You must have felt seen by him when you agreed to marry him, right?
39:43Yeah?
39:45Yeah, I think so.
39:47Yes, this...
39:49This curse...
39:52Thing...
39:52It's completely bent your reality.
39:55It's...
39:55It's totally fucked up.
40:00It's made you doubt everything.
40:03The only way to stop doubt...
40:04Is to make a decision and then you'll know.
40:08So just...
40:10Fuck this...
40:12Curse...
40:13And go back to reality reality.
40:16It's your wedding day tomorrow.
40:17Hmm?
40:19It's your bachelorette party tonight.
40:21Wake up tomorrow and decide.
40:23Cheers.
40:28That's all I get.
40:31Cheers.
40:32Have a look in the eyes.
40:35I did.
40:36You were looking away.
40:38It's your last night of freedom.
40:40Hmm.
40:43And do whatever you want with it.
40:50And you know, maybe keep it realistic.
40:52We can't lie.
40:54I don't know.
40:57Go skydiving.
40:59But...
41:00You know me better than that.
41:02I'd never go skydiving.
41:03What if the parachute didn't open?
41:07Oh, thank you.
41:08Thanks.
41:09Jules and I are getting a divorce.
41:12What?
41:16Hmm.
41:16Hmm.
41:17Yeah.
41:21They're planning on it.
41:22He hasn't signed the papers or anything yet.
41:31Don't tell anyone.
41:38Yeah.
41:45What?
41:56I don't know.
42:24Mom?
42:27Mom?
42:32Mom?
42:34Mom?
42:36Oh, hi, honey. Come.
42:39Come here.
42:50Mom.
42:53I need to know if it's true, Mom.
42:59Did you cheat on Dad when I was a kid?
43:04Before I was born or something?
43:08No.
43:12No, honey.
43:16It wasn't...
43:18It wasn't like that.
43:19Who was it?
43:25It wasn't, uh...
43:28Some cheap thing.
43:31I met your dad and Bo around the same time.
43:33I loved them both.
43:36I chose your dad.
43:37I...
43:38I don't regret this, but...
43:39And then what?
43:40You went back on your word, or...?
43:43I loved Bo, too.
43:45I don't give a shit about Bo!
43:47Why didn't you tell me?
43:48Because it's none of your fucking business.
43:56You let me believe that it's possible to have a 30-year enduring marriage where you're devoted to one person.
44:03But isn't that wonderful? Isn't that wonderful that you got to believe that?
44:06That's not true.
44:08It is true.
44:09This doesn't change anything.
44:10It changes everything that I fucking...
44:15What else?
44:16What else are you...
44:17Are you hiding from me?
44:18I'm not...
44:19I'm not gonna let you take this to the grave.
44:21I...
44:22I don't care what you...
44:23I don't care about being protected.
44:25You...
44:25You tell me right now everything you've been protecting me from.
44:31Mom.
44:35Mom.
44:38Mom.
44:42Mom...
44:44Mom...
44:44Mom...
44:45Mom...
44:46Mom...
44:47Mom...
44:47Mom...
45:04What's the...?
45:06You called me here.
45:07Let go!
45:08Didn't you?
45:09Let go!
45:10What the fuck are you doing?
45:12Yeah!
45:12Fuck!
45:17Something living.
45:19Something dead.
45:21Will you push on the dog?
45:23Something stolen.
45:28Something red.
45:43What the fuck did you do to me?
45:44Something red.
45:46Something red.
45:47Love potion number nine.
45:52I told her that I was a fly from her cheeks.
45:56I did not raise this night in 56.
45:59She looked at my part.
46:01She made a magic sign.
46:03She said, now what you need is love potion number nine.
46:10She bent down and turned around and gave me a week.
46:14She said, I'm going to mix it up right here in the sink.
46:18It's been like candy, kind of, but I can't delete.
46:21I held my nose, I closed my eyes.
46:24I didn't know if it was day or night.
46:29I started kissing everything inside.
46:33But then I got the cop, got it, then he got me back.
46:37He broke my head and filed a love potion number nine.
46:55I held my nose, I closed my eyes.
46:59I didn't know if it was day or night.
47:02I started kissing everything inside.
47:06But then I got the cop, got it, then he broke my mind and filed a love potion number nine.
47:15Love potion number nine.
47:19Love potion number nine.
47:23Love potion number nine.
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