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25:43now they're all dead.
26:02sort of looks like a toe on the ceiling
26:07if you squint
26:12look
26:20she died in 1979 so she was married for 57 years
26:27what what the fuck wait wait wait uh how did she do it i don't know i don't know but
26:35there's
26:35hope isn't there
26:40we gotta talk to her yes but she's dead
26:45we gotta talk to her she's dead we have to talk to her
26:56wedding cake is not all life in that loving tender whispers in the dark
27:06one slice is concerned for your dreams break they won't come through and break your heart
27:24oh
27:42you get changed i'll get portia on board and i'll meet you in the sunken room play nice or she
27:49won't help us
28:02i'll see you in the sunken room
28:05and i'll see you in the sunken room
28:07and i'll see you in the sunken room
28:24what the fuck
28:26jesus portia you're late
28:29i'm sorry portia
28:30what are you two doing all day eating out everyone at the nail salon
28:35these look really good i hope you tipped the blind child who did them i'm sorry i'm an honest person
28:41rachel you can be honest with me there's a lot of bad energy coming from you and i think you
28:46understand how important this wedding is to my brother my mom and the rest of our family do you
28:53really told me all that freak shit you said last night is true and i don't even care if you're
28:58carrying a blood evil curse because regardless my brother loves you and i will not let you bail on this
29:05wedding
29:05i was practically left at the altar so that i married some random guy in las vegas don't tell my
29:10parents
29:12and i will not let that happen to nicky are you gonna break my brother's heart and crush my mother's
29:17dreams be honest
29:20good
29:22now will it kill you to play one fun normal sexy bachelorette party game that i planned before everything is
29:28ruined again because of your insistence on being a gothic nightmare
29:34it will kill you
29:40rachel i don't say this lightly you're really really really lucky to have me
29:46because i know how to summon the dead
29:58we cleanse this space to ward off evil spirits
30:06evil is not welcome here
30:13we are gathered here on rachel's final night of freedom
30:17to contact
30:19who
30:21my granite
30:22right
30:23for marital advice
30:24from the great beyond
30:28light this candle with your left hand hand connecting you to light
30:35yes
30:36and then at the same time
30:37okay
30:38and then at the same time
30:40with your right hand
30:42touch a belonging of the deceased
30:44right hand towards darkness
30:45yes
30:46this establishes your connection
30:48and then you'll ask your questions
30:59arlene harkin
31:03i'm coming to you to ask for advice the day before my wedding
31:09i need to know how you knew for certain that your husband david was the one
31:14i need to ask for advice the day before my wedding
31:43now everyone put your hands in
31:44okay
31:44arlene
31:47if you're there
31:49please tell me how you survived
31:59maybe
31:59maybe i just start with something less intense
32:06oh my god
32:07i thought you've done this before
32:09it's never worked before
32:10shhh
32:11okay
32:11what do i what do i what do i what do i do now
32:13talk to her talk to her
32:14okay uh arlene
32:18arlene
32:20how did you survive your wedding day
32:24how did you survive your wedding day
32:28ask again
32:30arlene
32:32how did you know that david was your soulmate
32:53oh my god
32:55oh my god
32:56oh my god
32:59oh my god
33:00oh my god
33:05oh my god
33:07oh my god
33:10oh my god
33:11somebody actually hit me
33:12somebody actually hit me
33:14is it bad
33:15what the fuck
33:15is it bad
33:16no not at all
33:17no it's totally fine
33:19well okay
33:19no heal one day
33:20now you have an excuse to get that nose job
33:23oh nelly
33:23is there a score
33:25am i gonna have a face score
33:26maybe
33:27fuck
33:28oh
33:29no
33:49oh
33:50fuck
33:50oh
34:00oh
34:02fuck
34:06i'm sorry dad
34:08i'm sorry dad
34:30i need to take some responsibility for what happened last night
34:34no
34:35no
34:35last night was
34:37was completely my fault
34:39i mean
34:40listen
34:42sometimes it's okay to keep secrets
34:45to protect the ones we love
34:52but your brother does have a point
34:56oh
34:57oh
34:58yeah
34:59yeah you uh
35:00you heard us talking about that
35:05it's true
35:07your mother always wanted to protect you guys from the harsh realities
35:14but i see now what it did to you
35:20it was irresponsible of us to feed you this perfect story this high standard of what a marriage is
35:32so
35:35your mother is a good woman she is the love of my life and she loves you very much
35:43i know that
35:44i know that
35:46but our relationship isn't what you think it is nicky
35:54i promised your mother i would never tell you this but i see now that you need to know
36:11i know
36:13arlene
36:13come back
36:16arlene
36:17what does living dead mean
36:24what does that mean
36:28please
36:30please
36:30say it
36:49jesus christ
36:50not trying that again after all that
36:52is she okay
36:53yeah
36:54yeah she's fine
36:55she's freaking out about the bruising but i gave her a clonopin and put her to bed
37:01you bought one of these in here
37:03yeah it must have been portia who left one of those there i fucking hate it it's so creepy
37:08i'm gonna
37:11just one more time
37:12because
37:28are you here
37:55I don't know what to do anymore.
37:58I don't know what to do anymore.
38:02Something, something happened back there and you have to help me.
38:16I don't know, are Nikki and I soulmates because we can anticipate each other's needs most of
38:27the time or are we not soulmates because he fucking lied about the plane.
38:38You lied about the fucking plane and my dad, he invited my dad.
38:53Fuck, it's like, does he even know me?
39:00You said you need to believe that he's your soulmate, right?
39:04Yeah.
39:06So what would make you believe it?
39:08I don't know.
39:09I don't know.
39:10That's the problem.
39:12Okay, so then I genuinely think all you can do is decide that he's your soulmate or not
39:19and then take whatever comes.
39:21Whatever comes is death.
39:27But, you know, if I was you, I would trust a version of myself that's loved him for three
39:32years and agree to marry him and not the version who heard about soulmate curse five seconds ago.
39:38You must have felt seen by him when you agreed to marry him, right?
39:43Yeah?
39:45Yeah, I think so.
39:47Yes, this, this curse thing has completely bent your reality.
39:55It's totally fucked up.
40:00It's made you doubt everything.
40:02The only way to stop doubt is to make a decision and then you'll know.
40:08So just fuck this curse and go back to reality reality.
40:16It's your wedding day tomorrow.
40:17Hmm?
40:19It's your bachelorette party tonight.
40:20Hmm.
40:22Wake up tomorrow and decide.
40:24Cheers.
40:28That's all I get.
40:30Yeah.
40:31Cheers.
40:32Have a look in the eyes.
40:35I did.
40:36You were looking away.
40:38It's your last night of freedom.
40:40Hmm.
40:44And do whatever you want with it.
40:50And, you know, maybe keep it realistic with heart life.
40:54I don't know.
40:57Go skydiving.
40:59Go skydiving.
41:00But you know me better than that.
41:02I'd never go skydiving.
41:03What if the parachute didn't open?
41:07Oh, thank you.
41:08Thanks.
41:09Jules and I are getting a divorce.
41:12What?
41:16Hmm.
41:17Yeah.
41:21They're planning on it.
41:23He hasn't signed the papers or anything yet.
41:31Don't tell anyone.
41:32Mm-hmm.
41:39Mm-hmm.
41:45And...
41:46Mm-hmm.
41:51Mm-hmm.
42:36Oh, hi, honey. Come. Come here.
42:45Hey.
42:51Um, I need to know if it's true, Mom.
42:59Did you cheat on Dad when I was a kid?
43:04Before I was born or something?
43:09No.
43:12No, honey.
43:15It wasn't...
43:18It wasn't like that.
43:19Who was it?
43:25It wasn't, uh, some cheap thing.
43:31I met your dad and Bo around the same time. I loved them both.
43:36I chose your dad. I don't regret this, but...
43:39And then why? You went back on your word, or...?
43:43I loved Bo, too.
43:45I don't give a shit about Bo!
43:47Why didn't you tell me?
43:48Because it's none of your fucking business.
43:56You let me believe that it's possible to have a 30-year enduring marriage
44:00where you're devoted to one person.
44:03But isn't that wonderful? Isn't that wonderful that you got to believe that?
44:06That's not true.
44:08It is true. This doesn't change anything.
44:10It changes everything that I fucking...
44:15What else? What else are you...
44:17Are you hiding from me?
44:18I'm not...
44:19I'm not gonna let you take this to the grave.
44:21I...
44:22I don't care what you...
44:23I don't care about being protected.
44:25You...
44:25You tell me right now everything you've been protecting me from.
44:31Mom.
44:35Mom.
44:38Mom?
44:42Mom.
44:44Mom.
44:45Mom.
44:46Mom.
44:47Mom.
45:04What the...
45:06You called me here.
45:07Let go!
45:08Didn't you?
45:09Let go!
45:10What the fuck are you doing?
45:12Yeah!
45:12Fuck!
45:17Something living.
45:19Something dead.
45:21Will you push on the dog?
45:23Something stolen.
45:28Something red.
45:43What the fuck did you do to me?
45:44Something red.
45:47Love potion number nine.
45:52I told her that I was a fly from the cheeks.
45:56I did not raise this night in 56.
45:59She looked at the pond.
46:01She made a magic sign.
46:03She said, now what you need is love potion number nine.
46:10She bent down and turned around and gave me a wig.
46:14She said, I'm going to mix it up right here in the sink
46:17It's when I can't be kind, it looks like you didn't eat
46:21I held my nose, I closed my eyes
46:24I didn't know if it was day or night
46:29I started kissing everything inside
46:32But then I hit the top, got it, then he got me back
46:36He broke my head, what a love, love potion number nine
46:55I held my nose, I closed my eyes
46:59I didn't know if it was day or night
47:03I started kissing everything inside
47:06But then I hit the top, got it, then he broke my head
47:11But love, love potion number nine
47:15Love potion number nine
47:19Love potion number nine
47:22Love potion number nine
47:25Love potion number seven
47:30Love potion number nine
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