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Mafia's Unexpected Missus
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00:00:12Watch out!
00:00:13Sorry, I was just grabbing some juice for Rianne.
00:00:16Oh, you're the nanny.
00:00:19Are you blind or are you always just this stupid?
00:00:24Hey, are you okay? What happened?
00:00:26Mm-hmm.
00:00:29Why are you treating her like a queen? She's just a nanny.
00:00:32Oh, I forgot to introduce you to Daphne.
00:00:34She's my girlfriend.
00:00:42Stop your writing!
00:00:44Get off your ass and go out and make some money to pay your rent!
00:00:50Dad, I already gave you the money.
00:00:52You spent it all on gambling.
00:00:55Oh, shut your mouth.
00:00:57You should go out and be a stripper.
00:01:00Yeah.
00:01:01And make some real money.
00:01:09Oh, look who's so high and mighty.
00:01:14You're not the queen of the world.
00:01:15I won't do it!
00:01:18You're not the queen of the world.
00:01:20I won't do it!
00:01:22Never.
00:01:24You're not the queen of the world.
00:01:25I won't do it!
00:01:26I won't do it!
00:01:27I'll sell you for the world.
00:01:29I won't do it!
00:01:31I won't do it!
00:01:31Who the hell is Lulu?
00:01:37Excuse me?
00:01:40Our whore neighbor?!
00:01:43Ok, I won't do it!
00:01:45Ahahahaha!
00:01:47Godgy!
00:01:48Cheney!
00:01:49Hey!
00:01:54Hey!
00:01:55Wait, wait!
00:01:55Listen to me!
00:02:01I am so sorry!
00:02:03I didn't wanna take your room!
00:02:05I am not a whore.
00:02:07I only do lap dance.
00:02:09I just need to make some of my hair
00:02:12to support my daughter.
00:02:14She's very sick.
00:02:17I'm sorry.
00:02:21Look, if you have some financial problems,
00:02:25you can get a decent job at Crown Club.
00:02:33I can't do this.
00:02:35Yes, you can.
00:02:37It's just a weird job.
00:02:40If my father sent you to say these things to me,
00:02:44just leave.
00:02:45It's okay.
00:02:46I can't do this.
00:02:51I can't do this.
00:02:58I can't do this.
00:03:05I'm not going to do this.
00:03:07I can't do it.
00:03:08I can't do this.
00:03:21Oh my god, you look like Tarsia.
00:03:53Here's your uniform. Take good care of it.
00:03:57Well, it's definitely sexy.
00:04:03Why do you want to work here, Daphne?
00:04:05What other reason could I have than needing money?
00:04:11If you work hard, I guarantee you'll achieve more than you ever imagined.
00:04:16I see.
00:04:18But Miss Moon, I am just a waitress, not a stripper.
00:04:23I know. I won't make things too difficult for you.
00:04:34Why don't you come sit down?
00:04:37Yes, sir.
00:04:39Your champagne, sir?
00:04:42Yeah, that's it. That's it.
00:04:49Mr. Hunter.
00:04:51Excuse me.
00:04:52What?
00:04:58Stop.
00:05:01Come here.
00:05:03You hear the balls?
00:05:08Is there anything else I can get for you, sir?
00:05:12Take your clothes off.
00:05:15Hurry up.
00:05:20Hurry up.
00:05:22I'm sorry. I'm not a dancer here. I'm just a waitress.
00:05:26So you're new here?
00:05:27I'm still getting the hang of the job, sir.
00:05:29Okay.
00:05:30Well, as you probably heard, I'm the boss here.
00:05:34And I give the best tips.
00:05:36You're out there in with them.
00:05:37Why don't you start doing what you do best and start dancing?
00:05:43Excuse me.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:54I'll give you about 20 grand.
00:05:56There's my offer.
00:06:00I don't think so.
00:06:03Okay.
00:06:07I'll give you about 40 grand.
00:06:12Do you want to do it now?
00:06:21No.
00:06:23But I've always wanted to do this.
00:06:41Daphne?
00:06:43Hey.
00:06:44What are you doing in this outfit here?
00:06:46Are you...
00:06:46Are you having money problems?
00:06:49Dude, you could have just asked me.
00:06:50I would have given you something.
00:06:52You are still such a jerk.
00:06:55I must say, you look unusually good in this bunny outfit you have going on here.
00:07:01She's dressed as a nun all the time when we were going out.
00:07:05I might be broke, but at least I don't have to kiss up to rich old ladies.
00:07:10Bitch, please.
00:07:12You're being too harsh.
00:07:25I want her to apologize right now or she's fired.
00:07:29Now tell Mrs. Jones not to sponsor your club.
00:07:32You need a lot of money to pay off your credit card, don't you?
00:07:35I'm sorry, but you have to believe me.
00:07:37He started it.
00:07:40Kiss my shoe.
00:07:41Maybe I'll forgive you.
00:07:49Quickly.
00:07:50Five seconds.
00:07:51Or you're fired.
00:07:56Who said she's fired?
00:07:58Are you a hunter?
00:07:59Yeah.
00:08:00You know what?
00:08:00I don't want to see you in this club anymore.
00:08:02Your membership's canceled.
00:08:03Excuse me?
00:08:04How dare you?
00:08:05If someone's going to hear about this, why don't you kick me out of this club?
00:08:08Yeah, well, I'll find new toys for Mrs. Jones.
00:08:11You know what?
00:08:11Get the fuck out of my club.
00:08:12You can't kick me out of this club.
00:08:13I can do whatever the fuck I'm going to do.
00:08:15What are you going to fucking do, huh?
00:08:17I fucking own this shit.
00:08:23Sorry about that.
00:08:25Mr. Hunter.
00:08:27Thanks.
00:08:29Call me William.
00:08:32Jimmy, my ex was...
00:08:35He's just such a loser.
00:08:38Yeah, well, I don't care about your loser ex-boyfriend.
00:08:46Mr. Hunter.
00:08:48William.
00:08:50I really appreciate what you did for me tonight.
00:08:54Is there anything else you want to say to me?
00:08:58Why are you working here?
00:09:00Hmm?
00:09:01I owe debts at the end of the month.
00:09:03My dad just kicked me out.
00:09:06Please don't give me a damn another soap opera plot.
00:09:11I'm not lying.
00:09:14Just pour me some more champagne, okay?
00:09:18Yes, sir.
00:09:34You know, Daphne, your first night working here isn't over yet.
00:09:42But, now, you're fired.
00:09:49Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
00:09:52How I got fired.
00:09:54My very first night.
00:09:57So, it was rooted to you first.
00:10:00Then it helped you out.
00:10:01And finally, fired you?
00:10:05Wow.
00:10:06This is so absurd.
00:10:09Luckily, the college career center is gonna set me up with a new job.
00:10:14I'm gonna look after a little girl.
00:10:16Um, she's only eight.
00:10:17But, I haven't met the dad.
00:10:19He's so busy.
00:10:22And the way is a mother.
00:10:28Ann, slow down!
00:10:29I can't keep up!
00:10:33What are you doing here?
00:10:35Good to see you, too.
00:10:36Daddy!
00:10:36Hey!
00:10:38Daddy!
00:10:40How are you, Daphne?
00:10:56Why are you so quiet today?
00:11:01Mr. Hunter, I'm confused.
00:11:04You fired me a few days ago, and then you hired me again?
00:11:10Well, I'm confused, too.
00:11:12You don't even really like working at the club, do you?
00:11:18Never mind.
00:11:20Just...
00:11:21Go take care of her name.
00:11:22I've got things I gotta do, alright?
00:11:25I was just...
00:11:26Wondering, where...
00:11:28Where is Rian's mom?
00:11:33The last thing I need is a nosy nanny.
00:11:36Get out.
00:11:50You scared me.
00:11:54Why don't you come to my room later?
00:11:56Why don't you come to my room later?
00:12:08Just pick one.
00:12:12Is it really okay if I wear your past wife's clothes?
00:12:15Yeah, Rian's okay with it.
00:12:34What do you think?
00:12:36It's perfect.
00:12:38What do you think?
00:12:46It's perfect.
00:12:50It's perfect.
00:12:50Oh, hey.
00:12:51That looks great.
00:12:54Oh.
00:12:56I'm so sorry.
00:12:57That's what...
00:13:05What happened?
00:13:09Car accident.
00:13:11Does it hurt?
00:13:13I don't know. You want to find it?
00:13:20I'm just kidding.
00:13:23No, it doesn't hurt.
00:13:25It's hard.
00:13:27There's a steel plate in there.
00:13:28That's why.
00:13:31You want to know
00:13:33what else is hard?
00:13:35I just got this feeling
00:13:37you don't take it
00:13:39I just got this feeling
00:13:42you don't say what you mean
00:13:44I just hate this feeling
00:13:46Dad.
00:13:55Dad
00:13:58Dad, you look ill
00:14:04I'm fine
00:14:09I'm so sorry
00:14:12You know, you can move back in any time you want
00:14:15Are you lying to me?
00:14:17Oh, sweetheart
00:14:20I'll never lie to you
00:14:24You know
00:14:26I've been kind of broke lately
00:14:29Give me a few bucks
00:14:33I don't have any money either
00:14:36So you can get out of a Bentley
00:14:39Must be some kind of rich businessman or something, huh?
00:14:43I only need two hundred bucks
00:14:46I wouldn't give you a single penny
00:14:48I wouldn't give you a single penny
00:14:50You think you can get rid of me
00:14:53Because you're hooking up with some rich dick
00:14:56Never
00:14:58Who the hell are you?
00:14:59Who is this?
00:15:00I'm Daphne's father
00:15:02I'm just asking her to pay her rent
00:15:06Okay
00:15:16If she ever come around here again, I'll hurt you
00:15:18You understand?
00:15:23See you around
00:15:24My dear daughter
00:15:33I've considered your offer about being your fake date
00:15:36And I want to do it
00:15:39When do I start?
00:15:42Right now
00:15:44Oh, you're the nanny
00:15:46Are you blind or are you always just this stupid?
00:15:53Hey, are you okay?
00:15:54What happened?
00:15:57Why are you treating her like a queen?
00:15:59She's just a nanny
00:16:01Daphne's my girlfriend now
00:16:03I forgot to introduce her
00:16:05What, the nanny?
00:16:07Yeah, of course
00:16:09Hey
00:16:13Daphne's a great nanny
00:16:14She's like Mary Poppins
00:16:16Yeah, she is
00:16:17Hey, you want to come dance with Daphne?
00:16:18Yeah, let's go
00:16:27Excuse me
00:16:31Who does she think she is?
00:16:34Thinking she can replace Rebecca
00:16:37She may be dead
00:16:38But William will never forget about her
00:16:40Why do you tell her about it?
00:16:42She won't last long
00:17:01William hasn't dated anyone since Rebecca passed
00:17:07He's loyal
00:17:08To Beanne's mom
00:17:12He hasn't told you anything about her
00:17:17William would never date anyone with such poor taste
00:17:25In perfume
00:17:26In perfume
00:17:28Who are you?
00:17:32I'm Mrs. Owens
00:17:33Nice to meet you
00:17:39I really enjoyed our dance earlier
00:17:42Yeah, me too
00:17:46Yeah, me too
00:17:48What are you thinking?
00:17:52Um, I'm just guessing
00:17:54Hey
00:17:55You were there for me earlier
00:17:57When I had to confront my dad
00:17:59Let me be there for you now
00:18:00Sweet Daphne
00:18:03Sweet Daphne
00:18:03You know
00:18:05You smell amazing
00:18:09Boss, come quick
00:18:11Rihanna's having a hazmat tag
00:18:16Rihanna's having a hazmat tag
00:18:17Fuck
00:18:20Hey
00:18:21I'm so sorry
00:18:22Are you okay?
00:18:23Yeah
00:18:23We're gonna help you
00:18:25I'm set up
00:18:25I'm set up for daddy
00:18:26There you go
00:18:27Okay, we got it
00:18:28Hey, man
00:18:30Okay
00:18:30Okay
00:18:30I want you to take a deep breath for daddy
00:18:32Alright
00:18:33Here we go
00:18:34Ready?
00:18:34Breathe in
00:18:37Breathe out
00:18:39Yeah, girl
00:18:44Yeah
00:18:50Rihanna's gonna be okay
00:18:53Don't worry
00:18:55Thanks to you bringing that in here
00:19:00She's such a sweet girl
00:19:01Yeah
00:19:02Yeah
00:19:03She must miss her mom so much
00:19:07I'm sorry
00:19:08You know I didn't mean it like that
00:19:11It's okay
00:19:15You know
00:19:17Rihanna's mom
00:19:18She was
00:19:19She was an amazing woman
00:19:22Perfect
00:19:22Dude
00:19:23Dude
00:19:25It was
00:19:27Ah
00:19:27Very hot day
00:19:31In Italy
00:19:34I mean it was so fucking hot I couldn't even see
00:19:39And
00:19:40These two guys just
00:19:43Came out of the alleyway
00:19:45And they attacked her
00:19:47And I didn't do anything
00:19:53What happened?
00:19:57She was raped
00:20:05She was raped
00:20:06She was raped
00:20:06She was raped
00:20:34But I've still got Rihanna
00:20:39She's the most important thing to me in this whole fucking world
00:20:49So you study finance, right?
00:20:52Mm-hmm
00:20:55You know, we're hiring interns at the firm
00:20:57You want a job?
00:21:00Who doesn't want to work at YTS?
00:21:04Can I see that?
00:21:14Well
00:21:16Your essays look really good
00:21:19And I saw you grade straight A's, right?
00:21:24You want a job?
00:21:28Yes, of course
00:21:31Cool
00:21:33Um, just
00:21:35Don't forget about your part-time job being my
00:21:37Fake girlfriend
00:21:39Right?
00:21:47So, Daphne
00:21:48Are you familiar with the boss?
00:21:51He seems to be pretty friendly with you
00:21:53Oh, she knows everything about William
00:21:57You see, Miss Leyland here is actually Miss Hunter's girlfriend
00:22:02She's also his daughter's nanny
00:22:07Miss Houston
00:22:10Isn't it true that you didn't even finish school in France?
00:22:14And
00:22:15Didn't your mom have to beg
00:22:17To get you in?
00:22:18Shut up
00:22:21It's working hours right now
00:22:23Why is it so noisy?
00:22:24Mom
00:22:25Daphne humiliated me
00:22:27I heard about you from William
00:22:30But you shouldn't be arguing
00:22:32And causing a commotion during work hours
00:22:34Especially on your first day on the job
00:22:37But I didn't do that
00:22:38I
00:22:39You can go home
00:22:40Now!
00:22:44Who's going home now?
00:22:46William
00:22:49I think Daphne isn't ready to work here
00:22:51She caused trouble in the workplace
00:22:54Really?
00:22:55Yeah
00:22:56You know, if she really wanted to cause trouble
00:22:58You'd be in the hospital right now
00:23:00William, she's a tramp
00:23:02Why are you protecting her so much?
00:23:05Lila?
00:23:06Control your daughter
00:23:07Otherwise, you can go home
00:23:24Listen to me
00:23:25I have a job for you
00:23:34You're really trying to get fired, huh?
00:23:38They're all assholes
00:23:40Aside from yourself
00:23:43Yeah, well, what if I...
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