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00:16I
00:16Know you
00:31I
00:35A bluebell of light entertainment popping up in a forest of Married at First Sight Australia horse dung
00:43Let us begin the next round of the competition and meet our mighty competitors once more, please welcome
01:09Sidney
01:10You drunkenly confided in me that whenever the presenter Fiona Bruce comes on the television
01:14He can't help but rub himself against the arm of his
01:26So
01:28Money-making plan for me and you yes, I've been watching a lot of motor racing and they look cool
01:33Don't they the guys the motor racing guys, you know why they look cool?
01:36Because they've got they've got adverts all over their clothing, so I'm releasing little areas of my of my coat
01:4315 pounds 15 pounds advertised there on the back
01:4820 pounds
01:50Yeah, yeah
01:51It works people have already taken out advertising power milk and outdoor crisps have bought in
01:59That's my idea great. Are you in I'm not in no
02:03Let's start the show
02:09The prize category this week is the thing that most makes Greg scratch his chin
02:17Yes, what a strong chin it is to be scratched by such a mighty bare paw on the end of
02:24such a funny hairless arm
02:27Legs are also hairless
02:30Corby
02:32Five points for the thing that causes the most chin scratching and then five fairly useless prizes for the winner
02:37of the episode
02:38Take it away Greg who is first today?
02:41Bubba. Oh, no
02:43Why are you saying that?
02:44I really tried to get something to make you scratch your chin, but in a way which which you're like
02:49confused
02:50So that's why I chose a paper plate
02:54Yes, you did here is Bubba's paper plate
03:00You're gonna explain the paper plate. No
03:13Good Andy, I've got you some some aftershave
03:21It's made out of mosquitoes is it it's made out of mosquito bite so it's actually the saliva of the
03:26mosquito that that creates the allergic reaction
03:29So I'm gonna get a lovely old big chin with that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have a look at the
03:32other side look who uses it
03:39The absolute highlight for me is now I scratch my chin like a real man
03:46Hello, I brought in a book and it's called the the Colin Phillips book of information
03:53Okay, take a take a look at the book. Okay, it's a genuine book from Jack
04:05Do you know why the screwdriver is in there to try and escape from prison?
04:09No, no, no, no, no, see metaphorically you're already scratching your chin even though you haven't done it dramatically
04:14No, because you you're puzzled now, but in the introduction he explains how he is
04:20very loosely related to the man who developed the Phillips head screwdriver and that was a promotional version of the
04:26book which he thought would launch it
04:29Yeah
04:30Yeah
04:30A little bit, a little bit
04:33Thanks, yeah. A little bit of a great scratch
04:36Emma
04:37So
04:38I brought in fake chin acne
04:44They look like you've knocked into a tray of canopies
04:49Have you ever had spots on your chin?
04:52Yeah, back in the 80s
04:53And what would you do to kind of get rid of them?
04:55I used to love squeezing spots
04:57Yeah, yeah
04:58Go on, what's it look like?
04:59It's on my nose, I'll probably give it that
05:00Even if it was on my chin, I'd probably give it that
05:03I used
05:03That to me it's a tiny
05:05One squeeze
05:05One squeeze
05:06And off
05:07Great
05:08Thanks Emma
05:09Rosie
05:25So I made it into a scroll
05:30Yes, here we go
05:31Lovely
05:33Would you rather make sweet love to my body
05:42But with Alex's head
05:50Or Alex's body with my head
06:08She said answer me
06:10Thanks
06:11I want to know too
06:12You want to know me
06:14OK
06:15OK. I would make sweet love to Alex's body.
06:20Ooh! Hello!
06:22Because I think the humiliation that he will suffer
06:25for the rest of his life will delight me.
06:29Yeah. And I quite enjoy chatting to you,
06:32whereas I despise him.
06:35LAUGHTER
06:37OK, Greg. Let's give some point to it.
06:39We all know who pimples get wonders.
06:42One to you, Emma. OK.
06:44Absolutely rubbish.
06:45Barbara and Jack take three.
06:47Joint third. Got it.
06:48I'll tell you, because it doesn't exist,
06:50but it's very imaginative, you get four points.
06:53This dilemma is awful.
06:54Five points for OCOs, four points for Andy Zaltzman.
06:56There we go. Well done.
06:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:01Task time.
07:03Well, well, well, yes, it's time for a task, sure,
07:05but also time for an eye test.
07:07Hmm.
07:08MUSIC PLAYS
07:22Baba!
07:25What's this?
07:29That's the first time the helmet's come and used.
07:31Yep.
07:33Oh, yeah.
07:34I know what this is.
07:39That's to wedge your head into.
07:41Oh, I like this.
07:45It's comfy, isn't it?
07:46Can I have it?
07:49No.
07:50Please.
07:51No.
07:52But...
07:53No.
07:59Put on the special glasses.
08:03Fastest wins.
08:04No, they're not glasses.
08:10I hate opticians,
08:11because you can never tell
08:13if the eye chart is actually in focus
08:16or whether it's just a big scam.
08:18LAUGHTER
08:25Rosie's immediate reaction is,
08:27I love this chair and I want to take it home.
08:31And Jack posits the theory
08:32that all opticians are part of an international scam.
08:36LAUGHTER
08:37It could be.
08:38It could be.
08:40OK, well, first up, zoot-alor,
08:42it's Emma and Baba.
08:44Are these the special glasses, yeah?
08:45They must be, bro.
08:48But no, these ain't the special glasses.
08:49Where are the special glasses at?
08:51T-I-R...
08:52T-R...
08:53T-R...
08:55Pardon?
08:57I don't understand it either.
08:59Oh, cheesed!
09:02I'm not able to work with that.
09:06Where are these special glasses?
09:09Cheesed.
09:10See if there's anything in here.
09:13Oh!
09:16Oh!
09:17That was bad with me.
09:18Sorry.
09:20Oh, for goodness sake, I don't want to open any more.
09:30LAUGHTER
09:32I was really hoping that was going to be like a sort of Temple of Doom moment
09:36where, you know, just...
09:38Or something, but it's not done anything there.
09:41No, different budgets.
09:43I don't know how to speak...
09:44What's this?
09:45French?
09:46I can't speak French!
09:48Cheese.
09:48There's the cheese...
09:51I'm actually against the clock.
09:52There's a cheese dome, and I'm just going to look in there very quick.
10:05Yeah, brilliant.
10:06All right.
10:06Well, that took a minute.
10:07You have to look at the interior of the ceiling.
10:17What's screwed, bro?
10:19You have to look at the interior of the ceiling.
10:22Oh, my God.
10:23So, I did French at uni.
10:25What did you get?
10:262-1.
10:27Tell you what you get if you get a first.
10:30The vocabulary of socle.
10:32I don't know what that means.
10:38You must look in the inside of a socle.
10:41Socle.
10:42That is such an incredible shame.
10:44Socle.
10:46I'm about to call Eddie Caddy.
10:48He's Congolese, but they speak French.
10:50I might just have to quickly use word reference.
10:52Can you hear me?
10:54Try and translate this for me, please.
10:58Ah, man.
11:01What?
11:03Bro, I don't know French!
11:05I've consented to the cookies.
11:07You haven't allowed all the cookies.
11:08I'm under a lot of stress.
11:09I've allowed them all.
11:10Oh, my God.
11:11All right.
11:12I've sent it to you, bro.
11:15What's going on?
11:16One second, one second, one second.
11:18Yeah?
11:18Basically, you should look at the inside of the base.
11:20The inside of the base?
11:22Base?
11:24Yeah, pedestal, pedestal.
11:32So insane.
11:33Bang!
11:42You increasingly make really strange noises.
11:45I know.
11:46Have we got a couple of the noises that came out during that attempt?
11:49I always isolate the noises.
11:50Here they are.
11:51Mm-mm.
11:52Mm-mm.
11:53Oh.
11:54Par!
12:01But we knew what she meant.
12:03I know what she means.
12:04Do you know what I mean?
12:04Yeah.
12:05I'm going to start using par!
12:07But the point is, they both found the special glasses.
12:10Yes.
12:10They did.
12:11Who shall we see next?
12:12Andy and Rosie?
12:13Yes, I think so, Alex.
12:13Great job on all the admin, etc.
12:15Here we go!
12:17It feels like there should be a clue in there somewhere.
12:21No, it's some strange tongue.
12:24Is this enough?
12:31Oh, that's not very special.
12:32Oh, sorry.
12:33Right.
12:34OK.
12:36So, that feels like it might come off.
12:39Right.
12:45Special glasses.
12:46Special glasses.
12:48I feel like I'm missing one of your clues again.
12:53Why was that here?
12:56Is there anything behind you?
12:58That comes off.
13:01And you know I'm strong.
13:04So, if I break this, that's on you.
13:09I'm missing something here, Alex.
13:10Glasses.
13:11OK.
13:11Yeah, other than the glasses.
13:14Right.
13:25OK.
13:25I mean, that was kind of obvious, wasn't it?
13:27Is it special?
13:28I don't know.
13:28Depends your attitude to flamingos.
13:30I'll stop the clock.
13:30They're special.
13:31I mean, it was right there.
13:32I could have got that within seconds.
13:35Yeah, baby!
13:41Oh, no!
13:43APPLAUSE
13:48I just think that two grown adults being told to look for some magic glasses
13:52and it being both their instincts to go, are these the magic glasses?
13:57Sort of smacks of some sort of unravelling of something.
14:02Andy looked at the optician's board for quite a while, but he was just reading it forwards over and over
14:06again.
14:07Ironically, I'm Jewish and the Hebrew text is written right to left, but I'm equally, unfortunately, I'm a very, very
14:14lapsed Jew.
14:15LAUGHTER
14:16I didn't seem to read right to left.
14:18How did they do?
14:19Give me some scores.
14:20Both of them were quicker than...
14:22In French...
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14:25Le...
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14:57Hello!
14:59Welcome back to the show.
15:00It's part two and our cast have been busy looking for some special glasses.
15:04So busy, Greg.
15:05I mean, so busy.
15:08We've had four successes so far and the answer is right under their noses.
15:12Talking of noses, finally, here's a man with a really lovely one.
15:16It's Jack Dee.
15:17LAUGHTER
15:20Is there anything...
15:22That's not...
15:23LAUGHTER
15:24I need to look round the house, I think, if it's not these ones.
15:28Unless they've been hidden in here, that would be...
15:31You went...
15:33I didn't mean... I didn't mean to do that.
15:35Oh, OK.
15:35But I did do that.
15:36Yeah, yeah.
15:48Um...
15:49LAUGHTER
15:49I think this is special.
15:53I'm slightly surprised.
15:55Why?
15:55But I don't think I can deny that those are special glasses.
15:57I think...
16:00APPLAUSE
16:01Oh, come on.
16:03It's quite exciting when you put your hand near the special glasses.
16:06And then you just wandered off and came back in with any old glasses.
16:10LAUGHTER
16:10It's just to say we didn't nail what special glasses were.
16:13It wasn't defined.
16:14What was the task?
16:16Well, it was to put on the special glasses.
16:18And isn't the elephant in the room here that they're goggles?
16:22LAUGHTER
16:23Shall I tell you the times?
16:25Tell me the times.
16:26Well, Bubba was the slowest in 13.20.
16:28Emma, 9.40.
16:29Rosie and Andy, only 30 seconds between them.
16:32Rosie, 5 minutes 24.
16:34Andy, 4 minutes 53.
16:35Oh!
16:36Jack, the quickest, 4 minutes 23.
16:38Well, then, come on.
16:40But he must be punished.
16:42LAUGHTER
16:43He must be punished for not finding the special glasses.
16:46We're giving him a sympathy point.
16:48So the winner is Andy Zaltzman on this occasion.
16:50OK, so it's 1 to Jack, 2 to Bubba, 3 to Emma, 4 to Rosie,
16:535 to Andy Zaltzman.
16:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:58In this episode, two leaders at the top.
17:01It's Andy and Rosie on 9 points.
17:03APPLAUSE
17:06APPLAUSE
17:09Next?
17:10Well, this one really is a great big barrel of laughs.
17:17MUSIC PLAYS
17:18WHISTLE BLOWING
17:18WHISTLE BLOWING
17:29WHISTLE BLOWING
17:29WHISTLE BLOWING
17:32WHISTLE BLOWS
17:36Hello, Rosie. Oh, yeah!
17:41Hello. Hello, Emma. Hi.
17:44A couple of questions for you before we start. OK.
17:46How far do you think you've just walked?
17:48That's probably 40 metres. Yeah, 40 yards, 40 metres.
17:5250 yards. A few yards.
17:5625 metres.
18:0143...yards.
18:02Briefly, how are you and yourself?
18:04Well, good. I'm great, bro.
18:06Yeah, I have my good days, I have my bad days.
18:09Six? Six? Yeah.
18:11Did you sleep well last night? Um, eight.
18:15Ten hours!
18:16No, I have a four-month-old.
18:18I wore socks. Middle of the night, I had to take them off,
18:21so that disrupted it a tiny bit.
18:23Knowing I was coming to a theme park,
18:25I had a precautionary crap.
18:28LAUGHTER
18:29Did you have any peculiar dreams?
18:31I mean, he's running the 100-metre final on a...
18:34whilst riding a pig. Is that peculiar?
18:35I can't remember my dreams, man.
18:37I don't dream.
18:39Er, yeah. I think some admin stuff.
18:44OK, so should I open?
18:45Yes, you should now.
18:46All right.
18:48Be at the highest number barrel when Alex blows his whistle again.
18:53You're at number one currently.
18:54Number two is to your right.
18:56All right.
18:57OK.
18:58You may only move to the next barrel
19:00when you have completed the challenge at the previous barrel.
19:05If you fail a barrel challenge twice in a row,
19:07you must move back to the first barrel.
19:10I'm going to fail this barrel.
19:12If you are at an even number barrel at the end of the barrel task,
19:15you are disqualified.
19:15That seems harsh, Alex.
19:17Um, you have as long as it took you to walk to this barrel
19:20and read up to this line.
19:23Three minutes and four seconds.
19:24OK.
19:24I went really quick.
19:26You ran, yes, yes.
19:27You've got two and a half minutes.
19:29You've got four minutes and ten seconds to play with here.
19:31I wish my dream had been longer.
19:32I could have told you more about it.
19:34That's two minutes 42 you've got.
19:36I didn't know that, though.
19:37You guys didn't tell me, yo, slow down.
19:39You've got six minutes and eight seconds to start.
19:41This is where the policy comes in handy.
19:48Yes!
19:50Your time started when you said the word barrel for the ninth time.
19:55We're off.
20:00You never dream?
20:02I never dream because I'm already living the dream.
20:09I never dream.
20:12Emma, you dream about admin and you have to take your socks off
20:16in the middle of the night.
20:17Um, when women...
20:22OK.
20:24Women are much likelier to orgasm if their feet are kept warm.
20:29What?
20:33I don't know what the hell's going on.
20:38I don't need to go into it, do I?
20:40I'm sorry.
20:40You're serious?
20:41Women are more likely to orgasm if they're wearing socks?
20:44No.
20:45If their feet are cold, they're less likely to orgasm.
20:50And you took them off.
20:52Well...
20:57OK.
20:58Let's see some stuff.
21:00Right, I'm going to double barrel to begin with.
21:02It's Baba and Rosie.
21:04Throw an odd number with this dice.
21:11Come on.
21:16Number five.
21:17Yes!
21:19Answer Alex's question correctly.
21:22True or false, Baba?
21:23True or false?
21:23Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.
21:26False.
21:27False.
21:28It's true.
21:28True or false?
21:30All the electricity powering the internet weighs the same as a school bus.
21:33No.
21:34False.
21:34Correct.
21:35You can move on.
21:36True.
21:37It's false.
21:37Back to the dice, please.
21:38Oh, God!
21:42Three.
21:43You can move on.
21:45Pick any single red playing card.
21:47I'll pick the first one.
21:48OK.
21:49Correct.
21:50Let's go.
21:51One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
21:54True.
21:54False.
21:55True or false?
21:56Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul.
21:58False.
21:58It is false.
21:59It's Mark.
21:59Yes!
22:01No, it's that one.
22:02OK.
22:03Nice.
22:05There we go.
22:06Oh, shit!
22:08Predict which hand Alex Whistle is in.
22:11Your right hand.
22:13Give one more go.
22:16Your left hand.
22:17Correct.
22:17Come on, let's go.
22:18Select an even number bingo ball.
22:21OK.
22:22Yeah?
22:23Maybe a bit slower.
22:25Bro, you're wasting my time.
22:27There's one.
22:27What number is it?
22:2855.
22:29Right, try again.
22:3229.
22:32Right back to barrel number one.
22:34Oh, what?
22:35You've got one minute and one second left.
22:37Oh, man.
22:39Three.
22:40Boom.
22:41One.
22:42Let's go.
22:42One in every 15 people have a third nipple.
22:45That's false.
22:45Correct.
22:46Come on.
22:47True or false?
22:47The high five was invented in 1977.
22:50False.
22:51True.
22:51True or false?
22:52True or false?
22:53True or false?
23:03True or false?
23:04Pineapples take two years to grow.
23:07True.
23:08Correct.
23:10I'll pick two that one.
23:11Come on!
23:13That one!
23:14Come on!
23:1520 seconds left.
23:17Yeah!
23:20Which hand is my whistling?
23:21That one.
23:22No.
23:23Which hand's my whistling?
23:24That one.
23:25Correct.
23:25Yes!
23:27Come out.
23:29This thing is rigged.
23:31That's your time up.
23:32You are on barrel number five.
23:34Come on, bro!
23:36You've got a minute and 30 seconds.
23:38Erm, yeah.
23:39I reckon I'm happy.
23:42OK.
23:42I stopped there.
23:45Yeah.
23:45You got to barrel number five.
23:48More than halfway, I'm happy with that.
23:54APPLAUSE
23:56The thing was rigged.
23:58It was rigged.
23:59It was racist.
24:01LAUGHTER
24:03I was so shit at that.
24:07Don't talk yourself down.
24:08Just because you, a grown woman,
24:10think that lobsters can live forever.
24:13LAUGHTER
24:15But I want lobsters to live forever.
24:20Yeah, that's not how it works, Rosie.
24:23LAUGHTER
24:23They've both got the same score.
24:25Both got the same score.
24:26Five barrels.
24:27It seems like a reasonably strong start.
24:30Yes.
24:30Who's next?
24:31Well, she ran to the barrels and spoke very quickly,
24:34reducing the time she had quite dramatically.
24:35So, good luck to Emma Siddi.
24:38Ah!
24:39You've got two and a half minutes.
24:40BELL RINGS
24:41Throw an odd number with this dice.
24:44You've done it.
24:44Answer Alex's question correctly.
24:46Go on.
24:46Hello, Emma.
24:47True or false?
24:48Yeah.
24:48Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.
24:51Er, false.
24:53True.
24:53BELL RINGS
24:54No, I can ask you a second one.
24:56True or false?
24:57All electricity powering the internet weighs the same as a school bus.
25:00True.
25:01It's false.
25:02It's the same as a plum.
25:03BELL RINGS
25:03That we go. You've got two wrong.
25:06BELL RINGS
25:07Hello, Emma.
25:08Yeah.
25:09True or false?
25:09It's false.
25:09One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
25:11False.
25:12It is false.
25:13BELL RINGS
25:14Pick a single red playing card.
25:16Oh.
25:16BELL RINGS
25:17OK.
25:19Predict which hand Alex's whistle is in.
25:21You're right!
25:22Well, I'm not...
25:22BELL RINGS
25:23You're right.
25:24Hello, Emma.
25:25Er, yes, it is.
25:26Select an Eden-numbered Bingle book.
25:30BELL RINGS
25:31I can't...
25:32How do these work?
25:33Just turn the handle.
25:3518.
25:36BELL RINGS
25:36Right, OK.
25:36Eat a chocolate-covered coffee bean.
25:39BELL RINGS
25:42Oh, I know which...
25:43That was coffee, that was coffee.
25:45Yes.
25:45Toss her head.
25:47BELL RINGS
25:48Oh, now you must go back to one.
25:49You did it twice wrong.
25:50How many...
25:51Where do I have to go?
25:52Back to the beginning.
25:53Go.
25:53Yep.
25:56Hello, Emma.
25:57Yep, quick.
25:57You've got 45 seconds.
25:59I don't care.
25:59True or false?
26:00Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul.
26:02Er, true.
26:03No, it's Mark.
26:04I can ask you another one.
26:05Go.
26:05True or false?
26:06Yeah.
26:07The high five was invented in 1977.
26:10False.
26:10No, it's true.
26:11That's not true.
26:13Come on.
26:14Wait.
26:15True or false?
26:15J was the last letter added to the alphabet.
26:18True.
26:19It is true.
26:20OK.
26:21There you go.
26:22Right, OK.
26:23Er...
26:24Right!
26:25Er...
26:25Right.
26:26No, not right.
26:27Where now?
26:27I'll do it again if you want.
26:28OK, right!
26:29No, it's still not right.
26:31Where now?
26:32Come on.
26:32You've got ten seconds.
26:35Go on.
26:36True or false?
26:36Lobsters are biologically immortal.
26:39No, it's false.
26:40They die.
26:41Australia is wider than the moon.
26:43You've got two seconds.
26:43True, true, true, true.
26:44It is true.
26:48I'm at three.
26:49Just.
26:50I am at three, though.
26:53OK.
26:56Fascinating.
26:57Good.
26:57Emma was patently shit at that task,
27:00but had the demeanour of someone who was excellent.
27:04LAUGHTER
27:05Through act and was speaking to you as if you were getting in the way of her genius.
27:09Yes.
27:10Come on.
27:10Yep, yep, yep.
27:11LAUGHTER
27:12I think I was in a playful mood.
27:14Is that playful?
27:16LAUGHTER
27:17I would have sworn the socks were off up there.
27:20LAUGHTER
27:21That's the end of part two.
27:23Time for a break and a chance to look at that fitness watch that you've been wearing.
27:27Let me guess.
27:28Time to stand.
27:29Put the cheese puffs down.
27:31Your children need you.
27:34MUSIC
27:38APPLAUSE
27:41APPLAUSE
27:43APPLAUSE
27:44Welcome back to Taskmaster, where our speedy comedians are in a theme park surrounded by barrels.
27:49Yes, Greg.
27:51At last.
27:52The fast cast were asked to do a cast task in a vast park.
27:55Two manly guys left to go.
27:57That's right.
27:58It's Geoff Capes and Monty Don.
27:59Not really.
28:00It's Jack T and Andy V.
28:02LAUGHTER
28:03Throw an odd number with this dice.
28:06One.
28:07Yeah.
28:08Welcome to barrel number two.
28:09True or false?
28:10Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.
28:12True.
28:13Correct.
28:14It could be a stacked deck where they're all...
28:16That's black.
28:17OK.
28:19That's black again.
28:21Back to the beginning now, Jack.
28:22OK.
28:23Predict which hand my whistle is in.
28:25Left.
28:26This one?
28:26Yep.
28:27Correct.
28:28Correct.
28:28Yes.
28:29Yes, we move on.
28:3588s.
28:35We move on.
28:39Ah, two.
28:40Oh, that's an even number.
28:41Oh, it is, yeah, yeah.
28:42Eat a chocolate-covered coffee bean.
28:49Yeah, that's coffee bean.
28:52First time.
28:53That was lucky.
28:54Do you promise, Jack?
28:57That was a lie.
28:59Top's a head, as in with the coin.
29:00Yes, please.
29:03It's head.
29:04Is that count as enough?
29:05Yes.
29:06Pull a lemon out from this box.
29:08Is there a lemon in the box?
29:09We'll find out.
29:13Congratulations, you have reached the ninth barrel.
29:14You've done really well.
29:15Good stuff.
29:15Stop the clock.
29:19Yeah, that was coffee.
29:20That sounded more coffee-y.
29:21Yeah.
29:22OK.
29:22OK.
29:22You've got 20 seconds left.
29:24Toss a head.
29:26OK.
29:29I mean...
29:30You've got two seconds.
29:31Congratulations, you have reached the ninth barrel.
29:33You've done really well.
29:34Good stuff.
29:39I think Alex is extra sweet with Jack.
29:44No, no.
29:45I think he's a little bit nervous.
29:50I'm not sweet with Jack.
29:51Couldn't give a shit.
29:53You've changed.
29:57Yeah, so both of them did very well.
29:59I mean, looking at Jack, you wouldn't know he'd nailed the task,
30:01but congratulations, Jack.
30:03Why didn't you just kiss him?
30:05LAUGHTER
30:07All five contestants ended on odd number barrels, so well done.
30:10Tick.
30:11Tick.
30:11Emma, you came last, though, so one point to you.
30:13Rosie and Bubba both managed to barrel five,
30:15so you come joint third with three points.
30:17Andy and Jack both got to barrel nine, so both get five points each.
30:19APPLAUSE
30:23Let's have another one.
30:25OK, this one involves just three simple requests.
30:37MUSIC PLAYS
30:41Yo, yo, yo.
30:47Hello.
30:49You weirdly don't look much different.
30:52What?
30:52What do you mean by that?
30:57Of course you can.
31:01There's a task.
31:01Oh, yeah.
31:02Yeah.
31:02If it looks like it's floating, that's okay.
31:04It's floating.
31:05OK.
31:06Label a part of your body, make a surprising noise...
31:10And do something interesting with your legs.
31:13You have one minute.
31:15Your time starts now.
31:18I just greased my hands.
31:20There we go.
31:21Why did he grease your hands?
31:22Well, because my hands were dry.
31:24My head.
31:25Arm.
31:26My upper nose area.
31:31Gemma.
31:33And put that on the elbow, I think.
31:37What does it say?
31:38I saw the words of truth.
31:40Nexus.
31:42Surprising noise.
31:49Then do something interesting with your legs.
31:51Still got 40 seconds.
31:52Oh.
31:54So they're sort of perpendicular and crossed.
31:57OK.
31:57Yeah.
32:02Right.
32:09Right.
32:15That's your time up, Rosie.
32:17Yeah.
32:18Still got ten seconds.
32:19Oh, shake at the end of it.
32:20Hang on.
32:23Really quite low.
32:24Mm.
32:25Oof.
32:26WHISTLE BLOWS
32:27OK.
32:29So how does that work, then?
32:30Is that a sort of subjective judgment?
32:32Points-wise?
32:33Yeah.
32:34Well, it depends on what you do now.
32:37Oh.
32:38Do these three things again.
32:40And again.
32:41In that same order.
32:44Oh, blood, man.
32:45What the hell?
32:46Most sequences completed within ten minutes.
32:49Ten minutes?
32:50Mm.
32:50Wins.
32:51Oh, my word.
32:53Well, I think we're probably both regretting what's just happened.
32:56Yep.
32:58APPLAUSE
33:03We tricked them into doing something that will be difficult to replicate over and over again,
33:08particularly when it involves the nexus of truth.
33:12LAUGHTER
33:12The nexus of truth.
33:14Yeah.
33:15It is now in urbandictionary.com.
33:17We've added it.
33:18Yes.
33:19It wasn't there before.
33:20It's nice to leave a legacy for future generations.
33:22That's lovely.
33:22OK, well, with a woof-meow and an oof, it's Andy and Rosie.
33:27Here we go.
33:27What is it, upper nose area?
33:29It's quite a long phrase, isn't it?
33:30I wish I'd chosen a shorter phrase.
33:33But, you know, a nickname's a nickname.
33:35All right.
33:37Come on.
33:38Oooh!
33:40HE SIGHS
33:40HE SIGHS
33:45Lovely.
33:46Yeah.
33:46Right, come on.
33:47Up you get.
33:47Up you get.
33:48I haven't got time.
33:48He he he.
33:50Sorry, Matt.
33:51This is not the way we wanted our careers to go.
33:56Oh, sorry.
33:56Sorry.
33:58Again.
33:59Quick.
34:00Please.
34:05I'll assume the position.
34:09Yes!
34:12Whoo!
34:13Ow!
34:18Not everywhere.
34:20Hi, Rosie.
34:22Oh, petting nose.
34:24Ow!
34:26I'll slide it down.
34:27Fuck!
34:33That's on.
34:34Ow!
34:36No, you're getting it all wrong.
34:39Ready for the noise.
34:45Yeah, I bet it's on, like, a hundred.
34:50Yeah, if we round it up.
34:51Whoa!
34:54Ow!
34:54Eighteen seconds.
34:55Eighteen. One more.
35:26That's okay.
35:26Yeah.
35:30No.
35:31No.
35:54No.
35:54No.
35:54No.
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