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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:20Mm-hmm.
00:00:31I don't know.
00:00:47Yeahhhhhh!
00:00:50Ah!
00:00:52Hey!
00:00:54Whoa!
00:01:18Whoa!
00:01:49Oh, no.
00:02:15I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker, too.
00:02:36guitar solo
00:02:59guitar solo
00:03:24guitar solo
00:03:26guitar solo
00:03:50Let me go!
00:03:51Let me go!
00:03:53Quiet, or you'll eat steel for dinner.
00:03:55Looks like you've eaten everything else.
00:03:57Shut up, you little wench.
00:03:59This town's got no room for beggars.
00:04:03I am not a beggar.
00:04:04I'm a seer.
00:04:06Even the king knows that.
00:04:07All too well, girl.
00:04:08You're lucky to get away with your life.
00:04:10Look, his highness asked for a prophecy,
00:04:12and that's what he got.
00:04:14In my kingdom,
00:04:15a man would delight to learn his wife would sue me with child.
00:04:18But not by another man, eh, Marco?
00:04:20I call him as I see him, good or bad.
00:04:23Even I can predict what's going to happen to you.
00:04:25Give me a break.
00:04:26How's an oracle supposed to make a living?
00:04:28The king wants you off the castle grounds.
00:04:30Now!
00:04:31You can't treat me like this.
00:04:33I'm a princess.
00:04:35Right, right.
00:04:36And I'm Merlin the magician.
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:38Now be off with you, princess of beggars.
00:04:41You'll be sorry.
00:04:42You're the one that's going to be sorry.
00:04:44Let's get her.
00:04:51No, boys.
00:04:52Who the hell are you?
00:04:55Ordinaryly, I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it.
00:04:59Yeah.
00:05:00But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me.
00:05:02You picked the wrong town to stop in, stranger.
00:05:06He's going to stop here, permanent.
00:05:07You know who we are.
00:05:11The village idiot, the two runners up.
00:05:14Get him!
00:05:17Oh!
00:05:19Oh!
00:05:21Oh!
00:05:22Oh!
00:05:23Hey!
00:05:24Whoa!
00:05:26Oh!
00:05:27Oh!
00:05:28Hey, take it easy.
00:05:30I don't even know these guys.
00:05:31Oh!
00:05:31Oh!
00:05:33Oh!
00:05:45Oh!
00:05:48Hello?
00:06:23Oh, I'll get some memory.
00:06:44You know, I've got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:51What do you say, the three of us go up there and...
00:06:54I need to talk to you.
00:06:55Line form's a little right.
00:06:57You've got to help me.
00:06:58One rescue a day. That's my policy.
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death.
00:07:04Do the words walk east till your hat floats mean anything to you?
00:07:08Hey, you princess, I thought we told you to get out of town.
00:07:35Let's die, I'm gonna help you.
00:07:37Oh!
00:07:53Hey!
00:07:56Go!
00:07:57Go!
00:08:00Go!
00:08:01Go!
00:08:02Go!
00:08:03Go!
00:08:03Go!
00:08:03Go!
00:08:04Go!
00:08:04Whoa!
00:08:07Oh, shit!
00:08:14Oh, shit!
00:08:24Oh, shit!
00:08:25Get back!
00:08:28What's that?
00:08:30What are you doing?
00:08:35Look out!
00:08:37Behind you!
00:08:39Get off!
00:08:48Get out!
00:08:56Come on! Come on! The back door!
00:08:58Let's go!
00:09:15Let's get out of here!
00:09:20After them!
00:09:21Here are those men!
00:09:22Come on!
00:09:25Yah! Yah!
00:09:29Yah!
00:09:30Yah!
00:09:30Yah!
00:09:31Yah!
00:09:31Yah!
00:09:32Yah!
00:09:46Yah!
00:09:49Yah!
00:09:52Yah!
00:09:58Yah!
00:09:59Uh-huh.
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:15They're gaining!
00:10:47You're good.
00:10:48It helps in my line of work.
00:10:50What line of work is that?
00:10:53Oh, I like to call it the wealth redistribution business.
00:10:56Oh, so you rob from the rich and give to the poor.
00:10:58No, I rob from the rich and pretty much keep it.
00:11:01Do you think we lost them?
00:11:04You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves.
00:11:09It is pretty early in the morning!
00:11:29Hold it!
00:11:30Which way they go?
00:11:31Better now!
00:11:32You go north!
00:11:32I'll have some!
00:11:33I'll double back, we'll meet here!
00:11:35But find them!
00:11:37Yah!
00:11:38Yah!
00:11:39Yah!
00:11:39Yah!
00:11:43Yah!
00:11:44Yah!
00:11:45I think we finally lost them!
00:11:48I'm starving here!
00:11:50Just a second!
00:11:51Haven't had a thing to eat since last night at Aboods!
00:11:58Here, try it!
00:11:59It's my specialty!
00:12:01Oh, your specialty, huh?
00:12:04Like it?
00:12:06Mmm!
00:12:07Good!
00:12:08Very good!
00:12:09Um, try some water, can you please?
00:12:17Thank you, that was great!
00:12:19Great!
00:12:19Boy, you must have really been hungry!
00:12:22Mm-hmm!
00:12:22More?
00:12:24Oh, no!
00:12:25Couldn't eat another bite!
00:12:26Couldn't eat another bite!
00:12:27Couldn't eat another bite!
00:12:27I know I kinda messed things up for you before!
00:12:33Excuse me!
00:12:34Just struck me funny!
00:12:36But I'm willing to make it up to you!
00:12:38I'm listening!
00:12:39I can tell your future!
00:12:41No, really!
00:12:43I'm a seer!
00:12:44It's a gift I've had since childhood!
00:12:46Okay, things can't get much worse, I guess!
00:12:49Shoot!
00:12:51Spirits of tomorrow, hear my call!
00:12:59I wanna keep that to a minimum?
00:13:00I see you embarking on a heroic quest!
00:13:04It shall become legend!
00:13:05And storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages!
00:13:09Well, I sure hope they get my name right!
00:13:12An image is coming to me!
00:13:15Yes!
00:13:15I see it, so clear!
00:13:17A young woman!
00:13:19No!
00:13:20A princess!
00:13:21A princess?
00:13:23Is she rich?
00:13:23She's calling to you!
00:13:25Help me!
00:13:27Help me, Deathstalker!
00:13:28Only you can save me!
00:13:30She's in trouble?
00:13:32Oh, big trouble!
00:13:33A matter of life or death!
00:13:35Why?
00:13:37What?
00:13:38What?
00:13:39I see someone else!
00:13:40Dark and evil!
00:13:42This is bad!
00:13:43This is real bad!
00:13:45The princess is being imprisoned by Jerak!
00:13:48An evil sorcerer!
00:13:50Are there any other kind?
00:13:52He's also a great swordsman!
00:13:54Even greater than Deathstalker!
00:13:57Better than me?
00:13:58Wait!
00:13:59He's laughing at you!
00:14:00Come and get me, Deathstalker!
00:14:04If you dare!
00:14:05What?
00:14:06This sorcerer!
00:14:07Where do I find him?
00:14:08In the land of Jafir!
00:14:10Where the hell is that?
00:14:12Oh, it's a long and perilous journey!
00:14:14Oh, figures!
00:14:15Many dangers!
00:14:16Witches!
00:14:17Dragons!
00:14:18Ogres!
00:14:18Must get down on the tourist trade!
00:14:20You shall confront them all!
00:14:22Emerge victorious!
00:14:24And reap a fabulous reward!
00:14:26The all-seeing eye never lies!
00:14:29And this is gonna get me into the legends!
00:14:32Right up there with Conan!
00:14:34Ho ho!
00:14:37Whoa!
00:14:40Sorry!
00:14:41You alright?
00:14:43Yes!
00:14:44Well, what about the reward?
00:14:45When I know more, you'll know more!
00:14:47Well, that settles it then!
00:14:48I'm out of here!
00:14:50Where are you going?
00:14:52Let's go!
00:14:53I'm not getting any younger, you know!
00:14:55Go?
00:14:56To Jafir?
00:14:57Now?
00:14:58You got it, sis!
00:15:00Wait a minute!
00:15:01Wait a minute!
00:15:03There's still more soup!
00:15:21Next!
00:15:25Have you found the princess yet?
00:15:28I'm working on it!
00:15:29She won't get far!
00:15:31You should have never let her escape!
00:15:33She might come back and take a throw!
00:15:37A waif pretending to be a princess?
00:15:39Who would believe it?
00:15:42Why don't you just kill her?
00:15:46Evie, darling!
00:15:48We've gone over this a dozen times before!
00:15:52I created you from the original soul of the princess!
00:15:55An exact duplicate in all respects!
00:15:58Unfortunately, I haven't had time to work out the bugs!
00:16:03In other words, if she dies...
00:16:07You die!
00:16:09But once I've made a few minor adjustments in the formula...
00:16:12I can duplicate anyone, then eliminate the original!
00:16:15Now, my dear, please run along!
00:16:17These brief practice sessions are the only leisure I allow myself!
00:16:21And I enjoy them so much more!
00:16:23Alone!
00:16:27I'll be in my chamber!
00:16:29Waiting!
00:16:30As you wish, my dear!
00:16:32As you wish!
00:16:34Next!
00:16:39Sultana!
00:16:41You know how I hate standing in line!
00:16:44You look marvelous!
00:16:45Lovely as a rose!
00:16:47We can dispense with the pleasantries, if you don't mind!
00:16:50After what you've done to me, I'd hardly call this visit a pleasure!
00:16:54Whatever do you mean, my dear?
00:16:55You never would have been able to put that little blonde bitch of yours up on the throne without my
00:17:00help!
00:17:00Let alone get rid of the real one!
00:17:03You were paid handsomely!
00:17:04I did not come here to bicker with you, Jerak, my dear!
00:17:07I have a proposition for you!
00:17:09You wish to have the princess Evie return to you!
00:17:12I wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting her back here!
00:17:16I have a man shadowing them now!
00:17:18Doubtless you'll remember Chin the buccaneer!
00:17:20Chin the one eye!
00:17:22The man's a second-rate amateur!
00:17:24In any event, you will assist him!
00:17:26Evie is mine!
00:17:28And the meddler?
00:17:29Deathstalker!
00:17:31Deathstalker?
00:17:33Oh, very well!
00:17:34He's yours!
00:17:35Enjoy!
00:17:36Done!
00:17:38Always a pleasure, Sultana!
00:17:40Likewise, I'm sure!
00:17:42Next!
00:18:11What way, O mighty Oracle?
00:18:13Why do they call you the Prince of Thieves?
00:18:17Some of the best!
00:18:18But you're not a real prince!
00:18:20Which way?
00:18:21The West Road!
00:18:23Are you sure?
00:18:24Absolutely!
00:18:25The crystal ball never lets me down!
00:18:27The West Road!
00:18:28The West Road!
00:18:29You sure about that?
00:18:31The West Road!
00:18:34If you had the chance to marry a real princess, would you do it?
00:18:37No, I wouldn't!
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:39Because being a princess brings out the worst in a woman!
00:18:42Always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their own way off!
00:19:02Give it to me, Chen, what do you got?
00:19:05Deathstalker's as good as in the grave!
00:19:07Look, sailor, don't carve a tombstone so readily.
00:19:10He has as many lives as a cat.
00:19:12And remember, the last one belongs to me.
00:19:16If he's made of flesh and blood, he can die.
00:19:20Never underestimate the strength of an enemy, especially an accomplished fighter like Stalker.
00:19:25You telling me how to do my job, Sultana?
00:19:27Just giving you some friendly advice.
00:19:29Well, keep it to yourself.
00:19:30I'll bring Stalker to you on a platter, like a piece of raw meat.
00:19:35Oh, yeah?
00:19:36Yeah, I've got just the butchers to do it!
00:19:40Say hello to crazy Otto Reingold, the mad Prussian,
00:19:43solely responsible for the Lemurian massacres that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless.
00:19:48I'm sure you'll recognize Ed the Hedge Shamansky.
00:19:51Five years on the Genghis Khan strike force, part-time consultant to Attila the Hun.
00:19:56Next, John the Baptist Bombasso, drowning the specialty.
00:20:00Beside him, Nick the Crippler of Kashmir.
00:20:03I think his name says it all.
00:20:04And last but not least, the real find, Buddy Footstool LaRosa.
00:20:10Only recently dismissed by Ivan the Terrible for excessive brutality.
00:20:16Still skeptical?
00:20:18You bet I am.
00:20:21Suit yourself.
00:20:23Come on, boys.
00:20:33Okay, men, let him have it.
00:20:43Most men, but don't kill, not yet.
00:20:57Wrote yourself.
00:21:11Okay, کر what's whatever you need?
00:21:16You never меся obnoxious.
00:21:17You'm never looking at it.
00:21:17It's going to kill.
00:21:17If, you know what.
00:21:17You were looking good.
00:21:18I could still be running.
00:21:18A game to death.
00:21:18Don't kill today?
00:21:19God, continue.
00:21:21OK, dodиф the Hunter?
00:21:24rides. And misses
00:21:24town. Looks like
00:21:38I think we better find another way.
00:21:40Oh, really? You think so?
00:21:42West Road, right.
00:21:46Who are they?
00:21:48You tell me. You're the seer.
00:21:49Well, they're trying to kill us.
00:21:52Somebody give the lady a cigar.
00:21:55Look, they were trying to kill us.
00:21:56They could have done it way back down the road.
00:21:59No, they're after something.
00:22:01You sure you're telling me everything?
00:22:02I told you it was going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I?
00:22:05Yeah, yeah. Witches, ogres, all that bad stuff.
00:22:14You and your visions.
00:22:20Nothing's coming handy.
00:22:23Where are you going?
00:22:25Just stay put.
00:22:26I want to help.
00:22:27You've done plenty already.
00:22:35That'll be fine, boys.
00:22:37Save your arrows.
00:22:38I yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:20Oh, my God.
00:23:58Stalker?
00:24:00Stalker!
00:24:32Stalker!
00:24:35Throw your sword down or I'll cut her back.
00:24:38It's a pretty little throat.
00:24:40Go ahead, got it.
00:24:43You rat!
00:24:48You were gonna let him kill me!
00:24:50Now, would I do a thing like that?
00:24:54Come on, let's go find that horse and get the hell out of here.
00:24:57Oh, and would you mind taking that knife out of that guy for me?
00:25:00It's the only one I got left.
00:25:04Oh!
00:25:04No!
00:25:07Wait a minute!
00:25:09Were you really gonna let him kill me?
00:25:10Yes, Stalker!
00:25:11You weren't really gonna let him kill me, were you?
00:25:14Huh?
00:25:14No, you wouldn't do that.
00:25:15Yes, Stalker!
00:25:23Ah, you're back.
00:25:24Minus the Fearless Five.
00:25:27You should have listened to me.
00:25:29You want a bitch?
00:25:30Bitch to Jarek!
00:25:31I'm calling him right now!
00:25:46What news have you?
00:25:48Bad news, Lord Jarek.
00:25:49I hate bad news.
00:25:51It spoils my day.
00:25:53I got an idea.
00:25:54Come closer.
00:25:57I'll kill that son of a bitch if it kills me.
00:26:00You may rest assured that it will.
00:26:08you may rest.
00:26:19So long, sailor.
00:26:37Well, look what we have here.
00:26:41Pookie, huh?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:50Stalker!
00:26:51I still don't understand why you want to break in there.
00:26:54Because we're broke, that's why.
00:26:56What's that got to do with anything?
00:26:59That's a family mausoleum.
00:27:01There are probably more jewels in there than we could carry out.
00:27:06You're about to become a very rich woman.
00:27:10I was just starting to enjoy poverty.
00:27:12Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
00:27:14This isn't adventure, it's just damn scary.
00:27:17Yeah, but when the legend's told,
00:27:19I want people to think we face this bravely.
00:27:24When the legend's told, nobody's gonna believe we were this stupid.
00:27:30Stalker?
00:27:31I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves.
00:27:34I heard it was only the open ones.
00:27:37Wait a minute!
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I just remembered!
00:27:40My hut!
00:27:41I left the door unlocked.
00:27:43We gotta go back.
00:27:44You don't have a door.
00:27:46I don't?
00:27:47No.
00:27:47No.
00:27:48Oh, yeah.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:55The wind.
00:27:56It should get oiled.
00:27:58It came from in there.
00:28:01You bet it did.
00:28:03Stalker, you're not really going in there.
00:28:13Don't go in there, it's dark.
00:28:15Look, relax, will ya?
00:28:20Well, come on in.
00:28:23What are you waiting for?
00:28:26Oh, come on, it's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:45Stalker?
00:29:16You know, sir, grave robbing is not only morally repulsive, but I believe it carries a rather stiff penalty in
00:29:24these parts.
00:29:25Who the hell are you?
00:29:27Forgive me for not introducing myself properly, but I assumed a person with even your limited deductive powers could have
00:29:32guessed.
00:29:34Jerrack.
00:29:46Stalker!
00:30:02Stalker!
00:30:03Get out here!
00:30:05Stalker, get out here!
00:30:07I'd offer you my hand, sir, but it's both tiring and inconvenient to be at two places at once.
00:30:14Even for a sorcerer.
00:30:16So, if you'll be so good as to excuse me, I have a rather pressing engagement to attend to.
00:30:21And, oh, by the way, I've arranged one for you as well.
00:30:36Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:38Oh, the old crushing war routine, huh? You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:50Stalker!
00:30:52Stalker!
00:31:00Stalker!
00:31:03Stalker!
00:31:04Stalker!
00:31:08Stalker!
00:31:09Stalker!
00:31:09God, I want to see her lover around here someplace.
00:31:12Uh-huh.
00:31:20Stalker!
00:31:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:31:51Sucker!
00:32:03Sucker!
00:32:05Sucker, get out of here!
00:32:13Gosh, leave me alone for five minutes. Look what happens.
00:32:18Come on!
00:32:21I'm coming! I'm coming!
00:32:34Ya! Ya! Come on! Ya!
00:32:54Don't you know another tune? Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:10Guards! Guards!
00:33:16No! No!
00:33:20No!
00:33:25Dinner is served, Your Majesty.
00:33:32You see the face on there?
00:33:34Too bad.
00:33:34Face party, though.
00:33:43Come.
00:33:46I won't bite.
00:33:47I won't bite.
00:33:56Come on!
00:33:58Come on!
00:33:59Come on!
00:34:01Come on!
00:34:03Come on!
00:34:29You know something funny is going on here.
00:34:31First, we get attacked by bandits.
00:34:33Then those damn zombies. What's next?
00:34:36Don't answer that.
00:34:39Every time, it's like they're waiting for us.
00:34:42This Jarrett guy, he's playing for keeps.
00:34:44I told you the path would be filled with perils.
00:34:47Yeah, yeah.
00:34:48We can forget the legend if you want to.
00:34:50There's still time to turn back.
00:34:52The ward's still up for grabs, isn't it?
00:34:54Uh-huh.
00:34:55Who said anything about turning back?
00:34:57Not me.
00:35:01Here.
00:35:02Looks like you could use this.
00:35:05What are you gonna use?
00:35:07The fire won't last but a few more minutes.
00:35:09I'll be all right.
00:35:11Are you sure?
00:35:12There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:21Okay.
00:35:31Isn't it cozy?
00:35:33Yeah, I think so.
00:35:36Stalker?
00:35:37Hmm?
00:35:38Is that your sword?
00:35:39Or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one?
00:36:01Just follow the road to Baggett, turn west of a tree that looks like a rock, where you cross a
00:36:07dry river bed where the water is most shallow.
00:36:11What? Dry river?
00:36:12Just follow the mountains!
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:15Ain't gonna be any zombies or anything, are there?
00:36:17It's a clear road.
00:36:19No surprises.
00:36:20No surprises.
00:36:21No surprises.
00:36:22No surprises!
00:36:23No surprises?
00:36:24Some oracle you turned out to be!
00:36:26Three out of four is not bad!
00:36:28Oh, boy, I oughta...
00:36:36Rough crowd.
00:36:47Look, I...
00:36:49Let me do the talking.
00:36:52Now, listen.
00:36:52I think there's been some mistake, or maybe you haven't heard of me.
00:36:55Silence!
00:36:57Haven't we met before?
00:36:59No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:00I don't think so.
00:37:01I would've remembered.
00:37:03You look a lot.
00:37:04Like Evie of Jaffir, the demon princess, who raids our camps and burns our crops and steals our men.
00:37:11Me?
00:37:12A princess?
00:37:15Do I look like a princess to you?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18My name is Rina.
00:37:19Rina the seer.
00:37:22Rina?
00:37:23Oh, yeah.
00:37:24Her name's Rina, all right.
00:37:25Rina the seer.
00:37:27Rina the lawyer.
00:37:28Oh, well.
00:37:29Maybe I've made a mistake.
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:32Well, now that we've cleared up this little misunderstanding and we're all friends again,
00:37:38maybe we could just be on our way.
00:37:41The girl may go, but not you, Deathstalker.
00:37:48So, you have heard of me?
00:37:51Oh, yes.
00:37:52Your legend precedes you.
00:37:55Your exploits as a womanizer are well known in these parts.
00:37:59Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter.
00:38:03I hope not.
00:38:05Huh?
00:38:06You'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood.
00:38:10Trial?
00:38:11Trial?
00:38:13By combat.
00:38:20Used to be able to do this great.
00:38:21How's it going?
00:38:23It's a farce.
00:38:24I could beat any of these women with my hands tied behind my back.
00:38:26That's the spirit.
00:38:27Come on, come on, let's get going.
00:38:29Let's get in the rain.
00:38:30Okay, okay, I'm going.
00:38:31Stop shouting.
00:38:40Deathstalker.
00:38:40Here it comes.
00:38:41Deathstalker.
00:38:42Here it comes.
00:38:43According to our laws, we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by combat.
00:38:50Your opponent in this contest shall be none other than Gorgo, our fiercest warrior and my champion.
00:39:02Gorgo!
00:39:03Gorgo!
00:39:04Gorgo!
00:39:05I could beat it with my eyes, Carter.
00:39:07Gorgo!
00:39:08Gorgo!
00:39:09Gorgo!
00:39:10Come on down!
00:39:12I'm taking candy from your baby.
00:39:14You name it.
00:39:15Did you see her?
00:39:16Stalker.
00:39:17Will ya?
00:39:17Shut up!
00:39:18Stalker!
00:39:19I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:22I think you should keep at least one eye open.
00:39:25What are you talking about?
00:39:26What?
00:39:26Trial!
00:39:29Trial!
00:39:29Trial!
00:39:31Trial!
00:39:33Trial!
00:39:34Trial!
00:39:35Trial!
00:39:35Trial!
00:39:36Trial!
00:39:38Trial!
00:39:39Trial!
00:39:40Trial!
00:39:42Trial!
00:39:42Trial!
00:39:44Trial!
00:39:44Trial!
00:39:45Trial!
00:39:46Trial!
00:39:48Trial!
00:39:49Trial!
00:39:50Trial!
00:39:51Trial!
00:39:52Trial!
00:39:52Trial!
00:39:53Trial!
00:39:55Trial!
00:39:58Trial!
00:40:00Trial!
00:40:02Trial!
00:40:03Trial!
00:40:07Skip it.
00:40:09Let the fight begin!
00:40:16That's a nice outfit. Do you have to buy your clothes at a special store?
00:40:26Get out! All right, come on.
00:40:36Guard them! Guard them! Guard them! Guard them! Guard them! Guard them!
00:40:53And stay down!
00:40:58Come on.
00:41:19Here's what you gotta do. Stay away from her. Wear her out, run her down, get a tack!
00:41:24Attack? If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five.
00:41:29Six, maybe. Seven at the outside.
00:41:34Watch out, tiger!
00:41:35Guard them! Guard them!
00:41:41Guard them! Guard them!
00:41:52Oh, not the hair! Not the hair!
00:41:58Any dick, that's a hair!
00:42:06Get up! Okay, come on!
00:42:10Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13No!
00:42:34You're looking good out there. You're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up and don't let her get you without running.
00:42:43You know, she may have the strength.
00:42:47I got to stand her.
00:42:50Go get her!
00:43:06Hey!
00:43:09Hey!
00:43:11I'm not there!
00:43:14Hey!
00:43:16Hey!
00:43:36Come on!
00:43:38This is what I want to know.
00:43:39Put it in my hand.
00:43:41Put it in my hand.
00:44:12No, no!
00:44:31You jump!
00:44:32Hit you!
00:44:33Don't run around!
00:44:34Get down!
00:44:41Oh!
00:44:42You.
00:44:43I know.
00:44:45I know.
00:44:46Run!
00:44:50Run!
00:44:51Run!
00:44:52Run!
00:44:55Run!
00:44:59Get her!
00:45:00Get her!
00:45:02Get her!
00:45:03Run!
00:45:04Kill her!
00:45:04Kill her!
00:45:04Kill her!
00:45:04Kill her!
00:45:05Kill her!
00:45:05What are you doing?
00:45:06This is a fight to the death!
00:45:08Kill her!
00:45:08Kill her!
00:45:10You want to kill her?
00:45:12Do it yourself.
00:45:22that was incredible you're great thanks princess wait look i know i haven't been completely on the
00:45:32level with you yeah you can say that again i can't believe i bought that whole bill of goods you
00:45:35tried
00:45:36to sell me i bet you're not even a seer well not a very good one but i am a
00:45:41princess or i was
00:45:44jerk made a double of me put her on the throne and seized the kingdom oh that's that's good
00:45:49that's rich try it on the next staff you meet look i escaped i needed help and i didn't know
00:45:55whether you'd believe me so you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot
00:45:59didn't you think i might help you have you ever heard of honor among thieves you mean you would
00:46:04have helped me without the money i didn't say that steve
00:46:10look begging your highness's pardon but uh i'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool
00:46:32what do you want i hate her i hate her i hate her why haven't you found her yet patience
00:46:44my
00:46:44little love bird you needn't worry i shall find her you'll be pleased though i think to learn that i
00:46:50have achieved what i believe to be a major breakthrough i hope so every day i fade more and
00:46:55more soon i'll cease to exist come with me to my chamber you shan't be disappointed this better be
00:47:03good i assure you it will be good
00:47:11in my hand i hold the key to our success and happiness my darling the elixir elixir elixir which
00:47:19will sever your ties to the real princess forever now for the moment of triumph
00:47:25a work of art don't you think i duplicated him as i duplicated you now for the test
00:47:42you may have the honor thank you
00:47:52it works naturally you made me so happy
00:48:02drink this and our little princess is as good as dead thank you again
00:48:24have you seen death stalker have you seen death stalker
00:48:39have you seen death stalker there he is
00:48:45i am
00:48:51would you dare to learn dobra
00:48:52you
00:49:10Let's go.
00:49:11Shall we drink then to your magnificent battle tonight?
00:49:15And...
00:49:16The magnificent battle...
00:49:18Yet to come!
00:49:19Which one's that?
00:49:22Well, I'll bet.
00:49:27Your body's close to me, but your mind seems far away.
00:49:35Just wait here one minute.
00:49:40Don't go away.
00:49:48Stalker.
00:49:50Just think, our lovemaking tonight
00:49:53may spawn generations of leaders to come.
00:49:56The passion in our hearts will burn like a great central fire,
00:50:01melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.
00:50:05Sounds good to me.
00:50:07Tomorrow, my servant will awaken us at dawn.
00:50:11You gotta be kidding.
00:50:12After that fight, I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in.
00:50:15Oh, no, that's not possible.
00:50:17The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak.
00:50:20Ceremony? What's ceremony?
00:50:22A wedding ceremony.
00:50:32Oh, shit.
00:50:35Excuse me. Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half-hour ago.
00:50:40Thanks.
00:50:59I don't suppose you guys are hunters, and I stepped into your bear trap.
00:51:03Shhh, no, I didn't think so.
00:51:20Ah, now that you're up, your royal highness, there are matters we need to discuss.
00:51:27You! You're the one who helped Jarek!
00:51:29In all the excitement, we never really did have a chance to sit down and talk.
00:51:32But now we can fix all that.
00:51:36Where's Deathstalker?
00:51:36Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39Huh. I can think of lots of reasons.
00:51:42Here's one.
00:51:46I'll never talk!
00:51:49And do you know why?
00:51:51Jarek needs to keep me alive.
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead, and you know it.
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you, say, up to your waist, and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now, where is Deathstalker?
00:52:06Somebody looking for me!
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back!
00:52:09By popular demand.
00:52:11Get up!
00:52:29It's him!
00:52:40It's payback time, stalker.
00:52:45I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:23I'm all for it.
00:53:30Ah!
00:53:33Ah!
00:53:47Socker!
00:53:52Ah!
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:18Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:34Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:38Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Out! Out!
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:54:55Out!
00:55:22Welcome back.
00:55:35The end of the organ
00:55:36There it is!
00:55:37무언��
00:55:38There it is campaign
00:55:38We can try
00:55:38And keep on
00:55:38którą
00:55:43We can pay
00:55:44Phi
00:55:45Our
00:55:46Who
00:55:49When
00:55:49Who
00:55:51Who
00:55:51Who
00:55:59Very interesting.
00:56:01Is there another way in?
00:56:03Of course.
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go?
00:56:16Under the castle.
00:56:19What was that?
00:56:20The wind.
00:56:26Friend of yours?
00:56:27Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:39Don't say it. Just don't say it.
00:56:42But...
00:56:42Every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:47Stalker!
00:56:47Get out of here!
00:56:48Get out of here!
00:56:53Hi, guys.
00:56:57Ah, Death Stalker.
00:56:59You needn't come through the servant's entrance.
00:57:02I would have welcomed you through the front gates.
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee.
00:57:06You know, despite your rather silly name, I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman.
00:57:11Like a demonstration?
00:57:12Another time, perhaps.
00:57:13Oh, God.
00:57:14I've forgotten.
00:57:15There won't be another time.
00:57:16You see, I couldn't have possibly attain my current position by playing fair.
00:57:21Kill him.
00:57:22Oh, God.
00:57:25He's mine.
00:57:27Sultana?
00:57:29I thought you was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:32Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever.
00:57:35And it's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Found her, boys!
00:57:55Poor girl fell off our holes.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart.
00:58:10I think we're revived.
00:58:13Huh?
00:58:15Oh!
00:58:16Oh!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:19Oh!
00:58:20Oh!
00:58:21Oh!
00:58:34Oh!
00:58:36Oh!
00:58:50Good evening, Dev Stalker.
00:58:52Doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:59No, no, no. I expect you to die.
00:59:03And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could have made a great team.
00:59:07There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:12Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Dev Stalker.
00:59:17I should have stood in bed.
00:59:26Mother.
00:59:31Princess wants to see you.
00:59:38I think we're tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:45What's this?
00:59:48Most of my gentlemen collars bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53Must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:55I don't want to shock you, but there's another girl running around here that's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny, because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Say, would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:12Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them, it's going to be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:18Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess.
01:00:23You walk like a princess.
01:00:33You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh, and how's a princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure.
01:00:44But I, uh, think you're sti-
01:00:48I think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:50I think so, too.
01:00:54Oh, I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:00:59Oh.
01:01:01Oh.
01:01:23And now you're mind-stalker.
01:01:27What?
01:01:32Huh?
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43It was just your looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:52Thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing, though.
01:02:02Why do secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark?
01:02:05Quick griping! We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:18Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:22Out of the frying pan, into the fire?
01:02:25Yeah, that's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against one hundred.
01:02:32Make that two against a hundred.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:38Hey!
01:02:38Hey!
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:50Oh, no!
01:02:56Let them!
01:02:59Oh!
01:03:20Oh, my God.
01:03:31Oh, my God.
01:04:00Oh, my God.
01:04:29Oh, my God.
01:04:39Where are you going?
01:04:41Leaving.
01:04:43You owe me your life.
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man, even you.
01:04:47Good luck.
01:04:48We're going to need it.
01:04:49Get out of my way.
01:04:56What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache.
01:04:59I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Inside, inside.
01:05:03It's not over yet.
01:05:06You okay?
01:05:07Oh, my God.
01:05:10Yes, you are.
01:05:11Come on, we got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen?
01:05:17You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now, go to your chambers.
01:05:25I'll be there shortly.
01:05:27Go.
01:05:40Throne room's that way.
01:05:42Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you going to do?
01:05:46I can't tell you.
01:05:48Girl talk.
01:05:50Oh.
01:06:20I'll be there.
01:06:23Bye.
01:06:25Bye.
01:06:27Bye.
01:06:32Bye.
01:06:35Bye.
01:06:36Bye.
01:07:02You bitch!
01:07:12You bitch!
01:07:42still ready for that demonstration spoken like a true galant and seem to be a legend but not a
01:07:50living one
01:08:07and
01:08:37Ah!
01:08:43Ah!
01:09:16Ah!
01:09:19Ah!
01:09:21Ah!
01:09:25Ah!
01:09:26Ah!
01:09:27Ah!
01:09:28Ah!
01:09:29Whoa!
01:09:35Agh!
01:09:41Oh, my God!
01:10:09Up.
01:10:36Come on.
01:11:23Yes, darling.
01:11:25Yes, darling.
01:11:26Yes, darling.
01:11:29Yes, darling.
01:11:30Yes, darling.
01:11:30Yes, darling.
01:11:33Your highness shall speak now.
01:11:35I thought it'd be good.
01:11:37Come forward, Deathstalker.
01:11:49We've searched through the kingdom's coffers
01:11:51for some expression of our appreciation
01:11:53for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:56And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:05Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:07Uh, we won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story's gonna make it into the legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now,
01:12:18players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:22Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
01:12:34Go far out with it.
01:12:34I guess kill it, S?
01:12:37I guess we'll come back cancer.
01:12:37One day.
01:12:37Two day.
01:12:37One day.
01:12:37One day.
01:12:37Three day.
01:12:37Two day.
01:12:38Three day.
01:12:39Two day.
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