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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right.
00:01:43Right.
00:01:44Rewrites the wronged.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:05Oh, oh!
00:02:05Oh, oh, oh!
00:02:10Oh, oh!
00:02:10Oh, oh!
00:02:11Oh, oh, oh.
00:02:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:02:12Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:14Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:24the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:30he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:36money fame power it's all yours
00:02:44are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:50oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:02married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:09on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:18a
00:03:19younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:34please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:38oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:44feed
00:03:44yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a
00:03:53migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
00:03:58faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can
00:04:06topple
00:04:07mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:12don't go too far
00:04:25my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:31on
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry i
00:04:52don't
00:04:52know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best don't worry
00:04:58general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east i can detect what
00:05:04condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is
00:05:28oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:33that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:50he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:56i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:03methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
00:06:14the goddess of healing
00:06:18wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:22her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a sage
00:06:31amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her
00:06:39before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son i don't care if i
00:06:45go bankrupt
00:06:45i will find her james come put out about to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:54i'll get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:12i'll save your son
00:07:15who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be
00:07:20ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting
00:07:27crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy
00:07:35dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea-infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal
00:07:43lysander armstrong from us don't touch him they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see
00:07:55from all your faces that you've failed so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:03oh you're not going to touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:08:10i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the
00:08:15street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for
00:08:22some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:30disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go
00:08:37if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:45sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no fail
00:08:50maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:55a fraud
00:08:56all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:03head
00:09:03mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm
00:09:10only here to
00:09:11repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you
00:09:19have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if
00:09:28he's a hero to
00:09:28you then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved
00:09:35this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:42who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of
00:09:48marrying
00:09:49a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her i mean look at her
00:09:54even if
00:09:55she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her only those cut from the lowest
00:10:01ranks were bigger for such trivial matters continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:34the hell are you doing i knew she was a perv she's definitely
00:10:39trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's
00:10:44medically wrong with the patient are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:50he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:56endogenic cryomorphie yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied
00:11:03every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never
00:11:09heard of endo cryo what what this
00:11:22is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:25what so so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a
00:11:33sepulius why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be
00:11:37this delusional i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of doctors
00:11:44who have studied for years we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:52she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and
00:12:01again there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphie oh and of course none of you
00:12:07have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:12:14peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but lucky for
00:12:20you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't be homeless
00:12:27if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to me
00:12:35us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school oh so
00:12:43she
00:12:43went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
00:12:49diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge oh my god
00:12:58if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:04back which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means
00:13:11you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:16then let's have a bet if you can't heal him break your hands and then you can't pretend to have
00:13:26healing hands anymore these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that
00:13:35desperate to get rid of your competition huh miss trixie don't risk your hands for them
00:13:41there's too many lives at stake don't worry i got this
00:13:49it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:01lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
00:14:14son i'll give you everything
00:14:24i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:30i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly
00:14:37113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't listen to her she probably stinks so bad
00:14:44that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her firstly this is called greatness
00:14:51secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral
00:14:56character what did you just call me there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:15:06don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my way or i
00:15:13promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon oh yeah hey you want to see real pain
00:15:19where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:39left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:41left you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:15:59lives
00:15:59but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the queen of
00:16:05medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with my
00:16:12antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:33why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper
00:16:38can't get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice
00:16:45this isn't fatal she'll live but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked
00:16:51for jacuzzi is ready right this way wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say
00:16:57you
00:16:57want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my
00:17:02your way every second counts let's go for a dip shall we
00:17:11general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:16are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there alone
00:17:24if
00:17:24you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in all right
00:17:32but i warn you no funny business
00:17:37yes
00:17:39so
00:18:42If she gets pregnant by him, she could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:47That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:49And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:56Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:59We have to have faith.
00:19:00Hey, where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:06On the streets.
00:19:08Are you shitting me?
00:19:10You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:12Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her.
00:19:14You don't know her background.
00:19:15She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:17That is it, General.
00:19:18You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:19You're right.
00:19:20That's it.
00:19:21I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:23James, let's go.
00:19:24Yes, sir.
00:19:28Oh, my God.
00:19:35I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:44We can't be interrupted.
00:19:46Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:51I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:57I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:59No.
00:20:04You see that, General?
00:20:05This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:07This is a witchcraft.
00:20:10I know what this is.
00:20:12This is the dark witch.
00:20:14I've heard of her.
00:20:15She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men.
00:20:20And then she eats them alive.
00:20:21I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:24James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:27Yes, sir.
00:20:31You regain consciousness.
00:20:43Help me.
00:20:43I just want to...
00:20:49Something's wrong.
00:20:53You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:00That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:10Sir?
00:21:11The SWAT team is here.
00:21:13Captain Morales.
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:21I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:24Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:25We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:33Right.
00:21:34Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:39Human.
00:21:43Who the fuck are you?
00:21:44And why the hell are we niggas?
00:21:47Good.
00:21:48You're awake.
00:21:50I'm saving you.
00:21:51Saving me?
00:21:52By bathing with me?
00:21:54Who are you?
00:21:55You're a fucking spy?
00:21:57Talk!
00:21:58I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:01You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper.
00:22:06I will never.
00:22:07Oh, really?
00:22:22Look who's guilty now.
00:22:26Look, I don't know if the fuck this is, alright, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:30A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:35It's science, okay?
00:22:36It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:41You distracted me with your friend.
00:22:43And I'm a professional.
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:47Captain, do something now.
00:22:49Ready!
00:22:55We're almost there.
00:22:57Aim!
00:23:00Get him, boys.
00:23:00Get him!
00:23:03Fire!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:22Those ava smells.
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:30Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:32No.
00:23:33I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:35She's not the Dark Witch.
00:23:37Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:41This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:47That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:52If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:54Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:56Think about it.
00:23:57We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:59He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:02You're right.
00:24:03This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:11No!
00:24:11No!
00:24:13Absolutely not.
00:24:14There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:17How could you know for sure?
00:24:19Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:22You're wrong, sir!
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:28It's called borderline revival.
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:33But only temporarily.
00:24:35It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:40That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler-rod-bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:50He is dying right now, naked, in a jacuzzi, with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:55Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:57The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:05You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:15from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:19The finishing touch.
00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:23So we can both survive.
00:25:43It's poison gas.
00:25:46Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:51Poison gas?
00:25:52My son is in there.
00:25:54You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:56No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:01Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:04Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:06And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:14I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:17It's now or never.
00:26:31What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:33It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:36You don't think that they're...
00:26:38You!
00:26:39You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:43If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:47Oh my god.
00:26:47Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:50I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:54Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:58This is taking way too long.
00:27:01Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:05These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:09She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:12Crap. Oh my god. Get back, son.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:17Aim.
00:27:18Oh, shit.
00:27:23Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:37The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:39Shoot her dead now.
00:27:40Do I need to fix your hearing, too?
00:27:42I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:47She's a fraud.
00:27:48A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:50I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then...
00:27:56You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:02He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:03You can see for yourself.
00:28:05Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:08That is it.
00:28:09No more stalling, General.
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:16Don't hurt her.
00:28:22He's a cure.
00:28:29His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:46Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:52And his heart is strong.
00:28:53Come, feel it.
00:28:56I saved my son.
00:28:59Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:07I've learned my lesson.
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:13Wait, wait.
00:29:14No, no.
00:29:15There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:20angel, and I.
00:29:23The goddess healer.
00:29:29Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:31But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:37day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:40What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:43Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:47Take care.
00:29:48No, wait.
00:29:50Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:54We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:01Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:05I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:09I...
00:30:10I'm already engaged.
00:30:14Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:16I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:20And he's coming back today.
00:30:22But don't be disappointed.
00:30:24Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:32But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:36Take the gold.
00:30:37No, really.
00:30:39I don't need anything.
00:30:41I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:49He's back.
00:30:50And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:54I must go.
00:31:01Hobo close.
00:31:03Halo glow.
00:31:04I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:07It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:14Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:21I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:27Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:34No, no, no, no, no, Lysander, Lysander, Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:41I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:52Wait, no, we're not brides.
00:31:54No, she's just better than us.
00:31:57Oh, my God.
00:32:01We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:04She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:13had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:15But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:22I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my life.
00:32:26She won my heart over, too.
00:32:28But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:33I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:40I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house now.
00:32:48Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:50She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:57One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:02Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:11Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:16I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:18I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:22In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:25So sign over the house now.
00:33:32You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:35And I did.
00:33:37For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:42And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:45Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life when I could have been
00:33:51with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:58That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:12Oh yeah?
00:34:14Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:18She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:21And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:26Dude!
00:34:27Oh!
00:34:28And you?
00:34:30You're still nothing.
00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:40Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:43That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:52You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:12You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:16My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:23How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:27Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:30Poor Edna.
00:35:31She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:34What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:36Show her, Bob.
00:35:38Bob.
00:35:42This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:45She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:47She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:51I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:54Even if you got no game, I got street credit I got off-keep.
00:35:58You dig?
00:35:58The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:01And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:05Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:11I want to see how regular, everyday people live, so that I can help them.
00:36:17Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:23It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:32Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:33Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:52If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:57why should I do good by you?
00:36:59I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:37:05Fucking bitch!
00:37:06You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:13Do you remember that?
00:37:21Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:24They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:28Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:31I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:37That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:42It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:47I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:37:55It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:00But please, Trixie dear, I know it must have broken your heart, but embellishing your worth and who you are,
00:38:08it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:14After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills.
00:38:19I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:27You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:30I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:33Who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:39Oh, yeah.
00:38:45You said Trixie's crashing at my wedding?
00:38:47She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:50She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:54When nobody steps on Snake, Snake bites back hard.
00:38:59So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:02You mean, we broadcast that video of me?
00:39:10Yes.
00:39:11Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:14She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my
00:39:19presidential glow-up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:32Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:38Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie, this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:48Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:52So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her.
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:02Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:07So she needs our support.
00:40:09Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:14Then let's roll.
00:40:30Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:33Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:35Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract,
00:40:40allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:47Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:49Wakeham Stowe.
00:40:51Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:53Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:56You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a party after all.
00:41:01I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:13It's an honor.
00:41:14And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:19We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:26Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:51you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train
00:41:57wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she um this is our entertainment
00:42:03for tonight sir just watch
00:42:08tricksy what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost i bet she's here to
00:42:13bum a meal off us you know being this poor me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was
00:42:21i who
00:42:21bankrolled you two for the last three years what evidence do you have of that look at me then go
00:42:26look at yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here
00:42:32any second now to congratulate me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like
00:42:39so obsessed with me she won't see everyone but already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless
00:42:46and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad
00:42:53girls do they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel
00:43:01all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving
00:43:06the contract you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you
00:43:19possibly have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:26beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:33that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:39rich
00:43:39girls do they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa tramples
00:43:49you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold digger
00:43:56quick
00:43:56somebody put that on a memoir sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone she'll make her stop don't
00:44:01listen to her everyone she's a gold digging blood sucking leech i don't even have to lift a finger and
00:44:07you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch you may look and sound like a
00:44:13man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:19your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about
00:44:26yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie because i've got the material goods
00:44:32you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen because i'm the one who's doing the
00:44:37choosing see this oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:11home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:19the
00:45:19guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and
00:45:24here she is
00:45:24like a good little uh peasant slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:33you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:47you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you and i'm giving it to charity
00:46:00bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:05can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just toss
00:46:09away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gotten
00:46:15delusional
00:46:16and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:21scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:27doesn't leave until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die
00:46:37we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:41wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:46let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:57including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war
00:47:03hero he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:09unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like
00:47:16general lysander armstrong no one here is gonna believe you have you really cured the incurable
00:47:21general then sasa is the virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:47:28you show them butch
00:47:35see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a reloading beggar
00:47:43she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:49sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:47:57president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you
00:48:03like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the
00:48:08poor
00:48:08do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as
00:48:16you know what accomplishes me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone
00:48:22will drop a couple bucks in your tin can i already have everything one can dream of but i valued
00:48:29our
00:48:30friendship marissa which is why i came here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and
00:48:35admit
00:48:35to your backstabbing but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you
00:48:43standing on street corners like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual
00:48:49services well then why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back
00:48:57no man will marry an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making me my personal
00:49:05prostitute how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:23don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:28save
00:49:28you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blow job
00:49:39in front of
00:49:40everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to fuck i
00:49:45don't need
00:49:45to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:49:51before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but you weren't
00:49:58good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're souring my party so you either
00:50:04get the out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think i quite like it here
00:50:12two
00:50:24one this is so delicious one shoot nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:40it's it's
00:50:51Who the hell is this?
00:50:56I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:59No, I'm fine.
00:51:01But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:06You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:09I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:12Really, it was nothing.
00:51:15I saved you because you're a good man,
00:51:17not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:25I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:29Look at you guys, a lovely dove.
00:51:31Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:32She waited for you for three years.
00:51:34This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:40Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:44No man who went in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her.
00:51:48She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:51:55I see her in the Marines.
00:51:58I'm a major.
00:51:59You know, look, man.
00:52:01I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, a seven.
00:52:04Now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:06but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:15A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:30We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:34You're very gracious, Trixie.
00:52:35You know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:52:41So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:43You understand?
00:52:44You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:46I'm a fucking major.
00:52:48You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:50I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:52:55I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:01He was just a supply boy.
00:53:05War hero?
00:53:07Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:11Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:15A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:28Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try to pay some of some more.
00:53:33Don't you think?
00:53:36Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:46Trixie, listen.
00:53:47I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:51But I know that we shared a moment.
00:53:56I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:53:59It's not in my nature.
00:54:02I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie.
00:54:05I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:11So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:14So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:19This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:23Oscar worthy.
00:54:25Oscar worthy.
00:54:26No.
00:54:26First gift.
00:54:33Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:35So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:39Worth $500 million.
00:54:41Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:45Second gift.
00:54:48This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:54:54Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be that easy.
00:54:58They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:02Why, Sander, I really don't care for any of you.
00:55:05No, look, I know.
00:55:07I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:10Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why my third gift is, um, well...
00:55:31Cleo!
00:55:32Hey!
00:55:33Oh my god.
00:55:36You found my dog.
00:55:41Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:42But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:45Trixie Amore.
00:55:49Will you marry me?
00:55:53You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:19Woo!
00:56:19Ha ha!
00:56:20Okay, stop.
00:56:22The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:29No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:35Hey.
00:56:36I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife, which means that
00:56:41she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth.
00:56:44Understand?
00:56:50You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:56:54This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:04As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:57:10Trixie.
00:57:11Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market.
00:57:15Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank
00:57:19of society.
00:57:20I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:24Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:26Come on, Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:29What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:35She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:39Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:43She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:47I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:57:51I'd handle them myself, but...
00:57:55I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:57:57Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:07Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:11Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:13Anyone these days could call anyone
00:58:15and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:23Uh, hello?
00:58:25Yes.
00:58:27What?
00:58:33I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:35Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:39Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:39Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:42Hey, hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:46That was a real call?
00:58:47People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:49My company's dead.
00:58:50It evaporated.
00:58:52It's a thin air.
00:58:56That's impossible.
00:58:58Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:01Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:08Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:12Then that means...
00:59:15You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:18The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:21Drake sees Mary.
00:59:22The famed war hero.
00:59:25The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:29Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:34There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:36You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:39It's awesome.
00:59:40It's awesome.
00:59:47I know why you're all over, Trixie.
00:59:50Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:00Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you?
01:00:08I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:14Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:18Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:21I don't blame her at all.
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:25Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:27But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:29I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:3218 years old.
01:00:33Fresh for the taking.
01:00:41I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:44Thank you, Devin.
01:00:47Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee, but now you'd sell out other
01:00:55innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:57You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:01So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:08Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:12They're imposters.
01:01:17I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled because it
01:01:22was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:27The goddess healer?
01:01:28You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:01:51In fact, she's on her way now.
01:01:55So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:01Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:08We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:10No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:17FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:23Trixie!
01:02:23Gotcha!
01:02:28Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:31No!
01:02:31Don't arrest her!
01:02:33Trixie is a good person!
01:02:35Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:37Grandma.
01:02:38Mr. Rogers.
01:02:39Mrs. Williams.
01:02:40What are you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:44We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer.
01:02:48I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:02:52She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:02:55Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:01out.
01:03:02She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:05My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:08She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:15You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:19My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:21He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:28And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:32General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:36And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:45I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:03:51If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:03:54But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:03:56You don't get to decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:21Get him!
01:04:22If you can.
01:04:24Let's go!
01:04:26Let's go!
01:04:28Let's go!
01:04:28Let's go!
01:04:29Let's go!
01:04:30Let's go!
01:04:32Let's go!
01:04:33Let's go!
01:04:33Let's go!
01:04:33Let's go!
01:04:40Let's go!
01:04:43Let's go!
01:05:14Is that enough?
01:05:15Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:25Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:29Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:35Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:37He's so manly.
01:05:39Much better than your last one.
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:49She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:02Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:05Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07Drown out the poor!
01:06:08Drown out the poor!
01:06:08See Trixie?
01:06:09You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:35Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:03What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:17Dammit!
01:07:18Dammit!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun too.
01:07:23That'll teach you from messing with the wig hams.
01:07:25Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:27We're quartered.
01:07:28I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:45Wright rewrites the world.
01:07:54Yes!
01:07:57Holy fuck!
01:07:58Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:08Thank you Miss Trixie.
01:08:10See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:13No.
01:08:14Please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:18Sure.
01:08:20You hear that?
01:08:21She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:24She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:31Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:46Bullshit!
01:08:46I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:08:52You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:54Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:05The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:14I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:19You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:24We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:25She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:28Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:31I will.
01:09:35Left leaves the wrong path.
01:09:44I'm fine.
01:09:45Nothing happened.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:48Oh, please.
01:09:49I really wanna die.
01:09:51And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops!
01:09:56Just frosted again.
01:09:58Whoops!
01:09:58And again.
01:10:00Nothing's happening-
01:10:02Stop!
01:10:03Stop!
01:10:04Stop!
01:10:05Stop!
01:10:05Stop!
01:10:07Stop!
01:10:08Stop!
01:10:12No!
01:10:13No!
01:10:14Hey!
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:17I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:24If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:27Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:31How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33See?
01:10:33This must be an illusion!
01:10:38Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital?
01:10:42Please!
01:10:50You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:53Oh, please.
01:10:54You hurt us first.
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:59But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:08You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:11You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:16When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:22Don't touch my wife.
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:33But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:37Thought you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:40Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:44What?
01:11:44You've got nothing on me.
01:11:50Yes.
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess!
01:11:59Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:02Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP.
01:12:08We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:16God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:19I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:22You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23As Secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:27Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:36There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:42She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:45so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:48No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:51Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the Goddess Healer can do that.
01:12:56Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:13:04Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:10and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the Goddess Healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:15Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:19I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:28Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:32It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:13:37Yeah, but Goddess Healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel, but the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:48And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:55No.
01:13:56Trixie, look, I believe you. You saved me.
01:14:01Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:08We'll riot against you now.
01:14:10Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:13Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:18The Vice President arrives!
01:14:20Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:35Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:41Tear her apart!
01:14:45Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:49already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho? This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try
01:14:57to bankrupt me, but you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming
01:15:01still, right? Yes, we all thought he was a fraud. What I mean is, you're the war hero, General
01:15:09Lysander Armstrong, and how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding? The moment you wake up, you
01:15:15fall under this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of the most important allies
01:15:20to the president? He is the general, but he's in trouble now. Did you hear that? Even the
01:15:28vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader. So what if Trixie picked
01:15:33up some washed up war hero? We got the VP and the president on our side. You'll always be
01:15:40nothing, Trixie. I told you. Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This
01:15:45is treason. Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:54Hurry! The goddess healer needs us. You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother
01:16:02is a war hero. He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack. He was in a coma
01:16:06for two years. If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would... Enough! You speak another word and
01:16:11I will bring down your entire family, not just your brother.
01:16:16Yeah. It's okay. Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country. I have
01:16:22no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life. And let's be honest about one
01:16:28other thing, Mr. Vice President. I never gave a fuck about any damn titles. I truly saved a good man.
01:16:42I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance. And what can you do about it? Oh, Mr. Vice
01:16:48President,
01:16:48I have a swell idea. My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:58Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:01Put innocent civilian lives in danger? Despicable.
01:17:04What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:09Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:14Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:18Oh!
01:17:28Shoot!
01:17:29Wait, that's the president.
01:17:42Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry, Madam President. That was... They were totally aiming for Trixie,
01:17:58the fraud in the middle. What is this?
01:18:01Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:05This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:16And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing? Reverse the poison.
01:18:22And take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:46What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:49It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:53She... She... She is...
01:18:55She is a criminal.
01:18:57Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:02Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:07The president literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:42My contract, you bitch!
01:19:44And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:00There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:05Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:11Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:16So prepare yourself.
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:21What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:29You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:20:47I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why? Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:21:00You wish, idiot!
01:21:03I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside.
01:21:07It makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I-I-I don't understand.
01:21:10I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:16And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:27And it's...
01:21:29And it's...
01:21:30Her.
01:21:49Welcome, goddess
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:06Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:13To help those in need
01:22:15And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:18No, so that means
01:22:20The billion dollar contract
01:22:22It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24She took it away just like that
01:22:27That was our golden ticket
01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:22:32But after everything you've done
01:22:34We're officially cutting ties with you both
01:22:36No, please, I swear
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife
01:22:39It doesn't matter who she is
01:22:44Trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:45She's an amazing person
01:22:47And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her
01:22:51She's gonna be my wife
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet
01:23:00I love you
01:23:15All her goals
01:23:16All her clothes
01:23:18All that could have been mine
01:23:20This is all your fault
01:23:22You seduce me
01:23:23Don't help me
01:23:25You were the one that came on to me
01:23:27You himbo
01:23:28Please, Trixie
01:23:30Give me another chance
01:23:32I want to be rich again
01:23:34I'll be your slave
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:40But it's too late now
01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others
01:23:45Just to benefit yourself
01:23:46You two should be locked up
01:23:48And she shall
01:23:50For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:23:52Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:23:56It's all your fault, Marissa
01:23:57I never loved you
01:23:59It's your fault
01:24:00I was only with you for your money
01:24:02You were rich
01:24:04I'll send yourself out
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:14Just like you
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:17That is why I saved you
01:24:20With these healing hands
01:24:21I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:24One good deed at a time
01:24:25Well
01:24:27Let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:33Wait
01:24:33What if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:37Yes
01:24:37Well
01:24:41Do you take each other
01:24:43To be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do
01:24:46I do
01:24:47You may kiss the bride
01:24:49I do
01:24:50I do
01:24:51You may kiss the bride
01:24:53I do
01:24:54I do
01:24:54I do
01:24:54You may kiss the bride
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