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00:01Cork. God's own county. The city that never sleeps.
00:05Except at night time. The greatest and largest city in all of Ireland.
00:09If you don't count Dublin. Which we don't.
00:12And now Cork's two most notorious sons, Conor McSweeney and Jocko Key,
00:17finally back together in Ireland's city of dreams.
00:20Why this place knows my head in.
00:23Yeah, why me too.
00:26I mean, do you love Cork?
00:28I obviously love Cork.
00:30It does my head in as well.
00:31Yeah, exactly.
00:33Why does it do your head in?
00:35Just checking out if it does your head in the same way it does my head in.
00:38There's dickheads vaping on e-bikes everywhere.
00:40And since I came home, boy, everything's got ten times more expensive.
00:44You're telling me.
00:45Why, beer's ten times more expensive, fags are more expensive, freddos are more expensive.
00:49You gotta be rich living in Cork now, boy.
00:51Why, if there's one thing Colombian jail taught me,
00:54that if you want to survive in this world, boy, you've got to be more Escobar.
00:58That's the one thing Colombian jail taught you?
01:00Well, Dad, and how to shove a burner phone up my hole.
01:02Oh, sorry, madam.
01:04Right.
01:05Hi.
01:05What are you looking at?
01:07What?
01:07I wear Italian, I drive German, but I speak English.
01:09Do you speak English?
01:10English?
01:11Yes.
01:12Well, I just asked you the plainest English I know.
01:14What are you looking at, you little scrote?
01:16Um, like a woman priest?
01:19I'll tell you what you're looking at.
01:20You're looking at seven years imprisonment for actual bodily harm, another five years for harassment,
01:24and maybe another two for criminal damage to a very expensive pair of designer shoes.
01:28And I will insist that you serve them consecutively.
01:31Oh.
01:32It means one year after another, you tick prick.
01:35You're a lucky, lucky boy that I'm doing court in about six minutes and I don't have time for this
01:38harsh shit.
01:39Now repeat back to me so I know you understand.
01:41What are you?
01:41Lucky, lucky, lucky boy.
01:43Yes, you are.
01:43Now, papers.
01:45I spilled coffee on Night Farragamas.
01:48You dirty skanger, you dumb hairy scrotum.
01:53I'll be there in two minutes!
01:55Who the hell was that?
01:56That's Marley O'Milloy.
01:58Cork's best lawyer, boy.
02:00She got two lads off for a gangland hit when you were in Columbia.
02:02He was attacked, his reflexes kicked in, and just because it ended in decapitation doesn't mean that's not self-defense.
02:08Why do you think I'm in love?
02:13Yeah, she wouldn't be interested in us anyway.
02:15She kind of deals with big time criminals.
02:17Gotta kill about five people and chop up their bodies and put them in chest freezers for us to be
02:21on her radar, like.
02:22Jeez, boy, yeah.
02:24That is a little twist, come on.
02:25Besides, she's too expensive.
02:27Why, this is what I'm saying, boy.
02:29We have to get rich.
02:30Because only rich people can afford lawyers like that that actually keep you out of prison.
02:34There's only one way to get rich around here.
02:37Yes, boy, I like it.
02:38Be more Escobar and become proper gangsters.
02:42I'm always gonna say get jobs.
02:43That's a way of a better idea.
02:44Yeah, boy, you know it.
02:46Bad boys, bad boys.
02:48Whatcha gonna do?
02:49Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
02:52What are we gonna do, Jack?
02:54We're gonna go on a crime spree, boy.
02:56Like the olden days, but better.
02:59Because we're older and wise or not, do you know what I mean?
03:01We're definitely older.
03:02All we have to do is focus on the expensive shit that's easy to tell.
03:05Because that's what we make the most dollar.
03:06Dollar?
03:07You mean euros?
03:08What?
03:09Oh, dollars.
03:10Like the gangsters say dollars.
03:11That's because the gangsters are thinking of our Americans.
03:13Well, it doesn't matter, right?
03:14Come on.
03:19Make a list, okay?
03:21I'll keep sketch, okay?
03:22Okay.
03:23So, what?
03:25We're talking...
03:26Gold.
03:27Gold.
03:28Jewellery.
03:30Bracelets.
03:30Rings.
03:32Tools.
03:33Sand doors.
03:34Tools.
03:35What else?
03:36White socks.
03:38White socks.
03:39White socks.
03:40Wait, what?
03:41White socks?
03:42Small.
03:43Sellable.
03:43Everyone wears white socks.
03:45No, they're not exactly expensive though, are they?
03:46Like white socks.
03:47There's a six pack of white socks.
03:47It says you're back about 20 quid these days.
03:4920 quid?
03:50Easily, boy.
03:50Shut up.
03:51Really?
03:52You've been away too long, kid.
03:54All right, come on, let's do this.
03:56All right.
03:56No.
03:57No, boy.
03:57Get the mask.
03:58All right, boy.
03:58You don't have any stretch or something.
03:59All right, no, boy.
04:00We don't have time for that, all right?
04:01Don't do this now, okay?
04:02One big hit.
04:03In and out job, okay?
04:04Five minutes, tots.
04:05I haven't done this in a while.
04:05Five minutes.
04:06Five minutes, boy.
04:07So long it takes to get here from Brightwell Garda Station
04:09once the alarm's been raised.
04:10Is that why you asked me to bring the mask?
04:12Yes, give me the mask, buddy, boy.
04:13The masks are our trademark.
04:15Yeah, come on.
04:15Jock found this site on the internet where you could send them photos of someone,
04:18and they send you back a mask with your face.
04:20So he sent them a photo of Billy Murphy, the local nut job.
04:23Did they see me?
04:27It meant Billy got the blame for all our crimes.
04:29Right, get your tongue off.
04:31Shut up!
04:32Jock got me a mask, too.
04:33Quick, put that on.
04:35It's all they had in the Halloween shop.
04:37And thus, we became legends around car.
04:39Fake Billy and Princess.
04:41Who's the girlfriend?
04:41We're not his girlfriend.
04:42It was time to build our criminal empire.
04:45Again, lady.
04:49Wait, ready?
04:50Yeah, I see her.
04:52Shit.
05:05What are you doing?
05:07It's really 27 seconds.
05:08It's really 27 seconds.
05:08Wait!
05:09Hey!
05:10Come on, man.
05:11I've got to stop.
05:11Go, go, go!
05:15I have you!
05:16Get the fuck away from me!
05:18I have you!
05:19I got you!
05:21I got you!
05:22Get the fuck away from me!
05:24Get out of the fucking way!
05:25Get out of the fucking way!
05:25Jesus Christ almighty!
05:27I have you!
05:27I got you!
05:28I got you!
05:29I got you!
05:30I got you!
05:32I got you!
05:33I got you!
05:33Jerry, for fuck's sake,
05:34I'm going over this, man.
05:38Come on, for fuck's sake!
05:39Get in the way!
05:40Ah, shit!
05:52What the fuck are those pricks gone?
05:54Alright, you go and get the bikes,
05:55I'll go after them, alright?
06:01Jesus!
06:02I love bins!
06:06Jeez, we're getting too fucking awful,
06:08this shit!
06:08Ah!
06:09What do we get away with?
06:11Um...
06:11Hey, some shitty phone case
06:13and three white socks,
06:15and that's it!
06:15Ah!
06:16You won't even be able to get a Freddo with that!
06:18We're going to have to come up with a plan B,
06:19we'll be back in prison in no time
06:20if we don't change another plan!
06:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, great!
06:24Why are you even listening to me?
06:26You look two little shits over there!
06:28Yeah?
06:29So why?
06:30So why aren't they saw us on the claims?
06:32Really tell the guards?
06:33Why would they do that?
06:34Why everybody hates the guards?
06:35I know, they might not tell you-
06:36Oh shit, they're coming!
06:37Oh shit!
06:39It is them!
06:40Alright?
06:43Paul's just not them!
06:44Mark, who do you think it was?
06:45Fake Billy and Princess!
06:47We saw him taking flight from the Shades a minute ago!
06:49No, no!
06:50There's just two langers in the bin!
06:52What?
06:54What?
06:54Hey, Steve, Master!
06:55Two langers!
06:56They were not just two langers in a bin!
06:57Yeah?
06:58And you wanna know, he might be fake Billy!
06:59Yeah, I might be, but maybe I'm not!
07:01Yeah?
07:01But maybe I am!
07:02Prove it, so?
07:03I don't need to fucking prove anything to you two little langers!
07:06Yeah, what barber did your hair cut so he can know where not to go?
07:09Hi, your ma'am!
07:11Alright, shit!
07:13That's where we're going, right?
07:14All I see is a prick with a condom on the shoulder!
07:16What?
07:16We don't have a condom on the shoulder!
07:17Jesus, boy!
07:18What the fuck?
07:19Did you put that there?
07:20Get off!
07:21You touched me!
07:22Don't throw it at me!
07:23Don't throw it at me!
07:25What about that, huh?
07:27Holy shit!
07:28Hang on, princess!
07:30Oh, that's less cool, but nice to meet you!
07:31Yeah!
07:32And where have you been?
07:33I haven't seen fake Billy run places at all!
07:35I was in prison, boy!
07:36He was doing some time there in Columbia!
07:38Can we film you saying that, so we can snap it to the boys?
07:41Snap it to the boys?
07:42I have no idea what you're talking about!
07:44You know, like, selfie light, you know?
07:45We don't do selfies!
07:46No, don't do that, can't!
07:47What about the handshake?
07:49I'll give you a handshake, yeah!
07:51It just makes you worry, man!
07:52You seem like nice, young lads, you're going!
07:54All right, get out of here!
07:56See you now very much!
07:57What the fuck!
07:58Get him!
08:00Fast!
08:01In fairness, like, that is something we would've done!
08:03Cheeky little bastards, but yeah, I suppose, fair play, like...
08:09Yeah...
08:09Why?
08:10We might be a bit past it, but, eh...
08:13Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
08:15Maybe...
08:15Eh?
08:17What are you thinking?
08:18It's time we took on some new blood!
08:20All right, no, I was thinking to get out the bin!
08:22I have, I don't know...
08:24It's a boost!
08:26Rome wasn't built in a day!
08:28But that's because they didn't have any dumb little langers to do their dirty work!
08:31We, eh...
08:32We heard you wanted to see us!
08:33Yeah!
08:35Maybe we did!
08:36Maybe we didn't!
08:37We did!
08:38Watch!
08:40Don't do that again!
08:41What's with the gaff?
08:43We thought fake Billy and Princess would have something...
08:46I don't know, bigger!
08:47I know, I thought we'd come to, like, a mansion with a pool and all that!
08:48We're just laying low, aren't we?
08:50Just the front!
08:51That's how you don't get caught, boy!
08:52And the back is way better!
08:54It's massive!
08:55You can call us Connor and Jack from now on, all right?
08:57Oh, he's forward with you, yeah?
08:59All right?
08:59Now listen up, boys, all right?
09:01It's time me and Con pass on our wisdom and expertise to the younger generations!
09:04That's us?
09:04That's you, yeah!
09:06You're going to be our foot soldiers, all right?
09:08And me and Connor are going to be the dons!
09:10Bring us back expensive, sellable goods that you'll rob from the shopping centres,
09:14and in return, you'll get 10%!
09:17Less commission, handling fees, admin, taxes, etc.
09:20It's the free market!
09:21Now, does that sound like a good deal to eat?
09:27Yep, amazing deal!
09:29Jeez, boys!
09:30You do sound like a young garage!
09:31Thanks, Connor!
09:32It means a lot, boy!
09:33Hi!
09:34While we're here, is there any chance we can hear some stories from the horses' mouth?
09:37Like that Billy and Princess stuff?
09:39Oh, well, good to know about that.
09:42But I could do you on better.
09:44We could tell you ourselves.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Okay.
09:48One time we were being chased, and we left clean from two skyscrapers.
09:55Ran off into the night.
09:57There was also that time we single-handedly fought off a mugger who held us at night point.
10:01Do we look like we got wallets?
10:04No, go on.
10:05And there was that time we were under siege.
10:07We dodged a hail of bullets.
10:09It was also that time we robbed the tuna worth half a million quid.
10:17You guys are legends!
10:19Yeah, we know.
10:20Before you go, lads.
10:22Do you like a smoke?
10:23Yeah.
10:24Oh, that'd be sound, buddy.
10:25Yeah, we love the smoke.
10:26That was a test.
10:27You just failed.
10:28On your way, go home.
10:30Go home and go to bed, yeah?
10:31Don't be smoky.
10:32Or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes if you don't bring us back the stuff.
10:35Yeah.
10:37Being an entrepreneur has its difficulties.
10:40Mainly pronouncing entrepreneur right.
10:42That's about it.
10:43The rest is easy.
10:44This is the life.
10:45Running the operation instead of being the foot shoulders.
10:48Yeah, boy.
10:49I'm the king of cock city!
10:51This is what I meant by being more Escobar.
10:53Yeah.
10:54I...
10:55Actually, I looked more into him, boy.
10:57Oh, yeah?
10:57He did some pretty crazy things.
10:59Yeah, boy.
11:00The original bad, boy.
11:01Yeah.
11:02Kidnappings.
11:03Yeah.
11:04Corruption.
11:05Intimidation.
11:06One of a kind.
11:07One of a kind.
11:07Car bombings.
11:08Plane bombings, actually.
11:10There was violence against civilians.
11:12Yeah, but no one's perfect, okay?
11:13Terror campaigns.
11:15Political assassinations.
11:16And he just actually wiped out loads of culture.
11:17Boy, look, I didn't say follow him to the letter, alright?
11:20I just said be a bit more Escobar.
11:22Just a bit.
11:24Yeah, I can be a bit more Escobar.
11:26Yeah.
11:26The next thing we need is a henchman.
11:28You know?
11:29Somebody who can, like, bash heads for us.
11:32Right.
11:32Alright.
11:33Who are we going to get?
11:37Flex.
11:37Flex up.
11:41Thanks for the opportunity.
11:42As my colleague said to you on the phone earlier,
11:45we're looking to expand the organisation.
11:47We are.
11:48We're kind of criminal masterminds now,
11:50so we're forming a bit of a gang.
11:51Alright.
11:52Can I get involved?
11:54What do you think we phoned you for?
11:56We're looking for a heavy.
11:58I am quite heavy.
12:00So I could put rocks in my pockets.
12:05We might need you to bash a few heads for us.
12:07Should I do that anyway?
12:08The pay is pretty terrible.
12:10It is.
12:11It is.
12:11You know what they say, you know?
12:13Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.
12:16You'll never work a day in your life.
12:19That's beautiful.
12:21That's pretty good.
12:22Alright, Billy.
12:23Welcome aboard.
12:25The boys are back in town.
12:27Yeah.
12:28Teach a man to fish and he'll get you a fish.
12:30Teach a couple of lads to steal and you get all kinds of shit.
12:34Boom.
12:37What are we supposed to do with that?
12:38Want me to bash their heads in.
12:40Do you know how expensive a pack of nappies are gone?
12:43And a six pack of white socks will set you back with 20 euro these days.
12:45Yeah.
12:48You said a six pack of white socks will set you back with 20 euro.
12:51Oh.
12:51Want me to bash their heads?
12:52We thought you were pleased.
12:53You thought it wrong, didn't you?
12:55How are we supposed to build an empire on nappies and socks?
12:57No.
12:58Do you want me to bash their heads in?
12:59No.
12:59Yeah, especially this fella here.
13:00Not no, Billy.
13:01Not no.
13:01We're really sorry.
13:02I promise you we can do better.
13:03Just give us one chance, please.
13:08Alright, one more chance, boys.
13:10Pack this shit up and get back out there.
13:11Alright, good.
13:14What's going on here?
13:19Yeah, my bullshit meter just exploded.
13:21Better just chop up the road, half-price sales.
13:23Better get yourself a new one.
13:24Alright, I'm going to ask you one more time.
13:26What's going on here?
13:28Alright, the truth is, Marie, the reason we haven't told you...
13:32The reason we haven't told you is because we have a reputation to uphold me and Jack,
13:37but since he got back, we've realized the error in our ways,
13:41so we've been mentoring young lads in the estate.
13:45So the first are these two young fellas, Jack and Cormac.
13:47Bye.
13:49Is that the truth, lads?
13:51Yeah.
13:53Billy, what are you doing here?
13:55Definitely not bashing heads anywhere, Marie.
13:58Wait a second.
14:00What's in the bag?
14:01Eh, nappies and socks.
14:03Nappies and socks.
14:05Nappies and socks.
14:06Sean, Sean.
14:10The nappies and socks, look.
14:14We're handing them out to the people that are in need of them, the nappies and the socks.
14:19Yeah.
14:19We're supplying them to young mams.
14:23Oh.
14:23Wow.
14:24That's amazing.
14:26It is.
14:27Alright, keep up the good work, lads, alright?
14:29And listen to Conor and Jack because they know what they're talking about, alright?
14:32Yeah, they will.
14:34They might be proud of Conor and Jack.
14:38I'm gonna be sick.
14:41Bye lads.
14:42Thanks a million, ma'am.
14:43Alright, see you now.
14:44You look beautiful today, aye?
14:46You look hot, Marie.
14:47Shut up, John.
14:48With Mav and Healy off our backs, me and Jack were finally getting some much needed rest and relaxation.
14:54Conor, get up off your lazy arse and do something productive with the day!
14:59Marie, to be fair, they're probably wrecked from all their mentoring, okay?
15:02I know how hard it is to keep the pricks in check.
15:08Quick, pick up that shit, act like a litter picket.
15:10What?
15:11Pick up that shit, act like a litter picket.
15:12Shit!
15:18They're good lads, aren't they?
15:20Yeah.
15:21I might get them to have a look at the garden.
15:23That's not a bad idea, yeah?
15:29What time did you call these?
15:31We got to stop.
15:33We can come back though, whatever you want.
15:34Alright.
15:34No, just go ahead and show us now.
15:36I'm going to do it.
15:37Alright, alright, alright.
15:43Dad!
15:44Dad!
15:44Dad!
15:44Dad!
15:46Dad!
15:46What was your dog shit?
15:46I did, but I look properly!
15:49Oh, I can.
15:51Yeeeeah!
15:53Yes, boy, that's the word dog to him!
15:56Yeah, there we go, boy.
15:57There he go.
15:59Class, well done.
16:00Good stuff.
16:00Happy Dave.
16:01Are you pleased?
16:02Yeah, boy.
16:03I'm very pleased, boy.
16:04Delighted.
16:04See that.
16:05In effect, Billy and Princess Proud.
16:07Boy, you're like the dads.
16:09We're in a bribe.
16:09Yeah.
16:11Dads?
16:11Dads?
16:12Yeah.
16:13Yeah, can we not be like your cool older brothers or uncles or something?
16:18You have your own dads.
16:19We don't need to be them, don't you?
16:21Nah.
16:22Our dad left for our babies.
16:24It's just the two of us and a man.
16:27Well, all I can say is fair play.
16:30Well done.
16:30Yeah, we are.
16:31We're very proud of you.
16:32Get out there.
16:33Go get him.
16:34Go get him.
16:35We have a few other people out again, wasn't it?
16:37Yeah, that's all right with you, eh?
16:38You're lucky.
16:39Oh.
16:40All right.
16:41We're real.
16:42Yeah, we're just telling him for you for a second.
16:44Hey, we're talking to him.
16:45Yeah, all right, all right.
16:46Fine, lads.
16:47Best of luck.
16:49Good boy.
16:50Good boy.
16:50Good boy.
16:55Me and Jock like to think of our business as carbon neutral.
16:58Robbing shit doesn't do nothing bad to the environment.
17:01It's about sustainability.
17:02Self-sustainability.
17:04We take, we sell, and sometimes we rob the same shit back from the people we sold it to.
17:09That's called recycling.
17:10Doing your bit for the planet.
17:12Be the change you want to see in the world.
17:14Preferably the kind of change that jingles in your pocket.
17:17Don't kill me.
17:18Don't kill me.
17:20Don't kill me.
17:21Don't kill me.
17:22That's gonna tell it.
17:23Don't kill me.
17:24Don't kill me.
17:26Don't kill me.
17:27Don't kill me.
17:28That's gonna tell it.
17:29Waking up every day in a full spring.
17:32By the guitarist from the video on Big New Prince.
17:35For going and wasting the seams.
17:38I'm a bunch of getting sent to the food bin.
17:41Don't kill me.
17:44Don't kill me.
17:47Don't kill me.
17:49Don't kill me.
17:50Don't kill me.
17:51Don't kill me.
17:51Don't kill me.
17:52Don't kill me.
17:52Don't kill me.
17:53What are you boys up to?
17:54Ready?
17:55Night.
17:55Ready? Stretching.
17:58The perpetrators of this crime spree appear to be predominantly young males.
18:02It seems there's nothing they won't steal.
18:05Oi!
18:05Give it back!
18:06The camera shit!
18:07Give it back!
18:08Pricks are running rings around us.
18:10Those thieving little shits could do with a bit of guidance from you lads.
18:12Well if you want to send any of them away I'm sure.
18:15I'm sure me and Khan could put them to work.
18:17Yeah.
18:17If only.
18:19We can't get our hands on any of them.
18:21Whoever's running this operation knows exactly what they're doing.
18:23Hmm.
18:24They're geniuses.
18:26We're probably quite big dicks.
18:28Would you say they are?
18:34Healy.
18:37No way.
18:38That's amazing.
18:39Okay.
18:40I'll be there straight away.
18:42Er, Tony?
18:43They're after catching two lads.
18:44The duty sergeant thinks they might be the ringleaders.
18:46Hey.
18:48That's brilliant news.
18:49Brilliant news.
18:50I have to go up to my boot bed there.
18:52Why they got Jack and Carmel?
18:54We don't know that for sure.
18:55Alright.
18:57Anyway boy.
18:58We've got loads more of them working for us now.
18:59Alright.
19:00So we can take the hit.
19:01Okay.
19:01What take the hit?
19:03Yes.
19:03Why they look up to us.
19:04We're responsible for them.
19:05You're not responsible for them boy.
19:07You need to start thinking more Escobar boy.
19:08Okay.
19:09What would Escobar do?
19:10Actually boy.
19:10I googled your man Escobar.
19:12I think he'd like cut off their ears and burned their village down.
19:15So we're not doing that.
19:16Yeah.
19:16That's a bit of an awful reaction.
19:18I know.
19:18We don't even know where they live so.
19:20Besides boy.
19:21They said we're like their dads.
19:23We are not like dads to them.
19:25Okay.
19:25We didn't even have dads to them.
19:26How could we even be dads to them?
19:29The way I see it is.
19:30It's Hakuna Matata.
19:31What's Hakuna Matata?
19:33Hakuna Matata.
19:34It means tough shit.
19:35Connor.
19:36John.
19:36Downstairs.
19:37Now.
19:38Matata.
19:42Nice.
19:42Nice place.
19:44We arrested Cormac and Jack.
19:46Fuck boy.
19:48And they told us everything.
19:49Little shits boy.
19:50I'm going to knock their heads in boy.
19:51I don't even care how old they are boy.
19:52No Jack.
19:52Especially the little small fella.
19:54No Jack.
19:54I know.
19:55Look.
19:57Before you say anything.
19:58They told us that their community work with you was just a front to avoid suspicion.
20:03I'm so sorry lads.
20:05Seems they've played us all for fools.
20:06You especially.
20:10Yeah.
20:12I wouldn't say fools.
20:15And if they are fools I'd say they are fools with really big dicks.
20:21They also said that you told them to stay away from crime.
20:24We.
20:24Yeah we did.
20:25We did give them a lot of advice.
20:27Yeah.
20:27And that was one of them.
20:28You said.
20:28You said stay away.
20:30Stay away from crime.
20:31I really hope that it doesn't stop you from working with young lads in the future alright?
20:35I promise you more aid.
20:36It definitely won't.
20:38Yeah.
20:38There is not much that could keep Jack away from young boys.
20:41No.
20:41But would you say.
20:43What?
20:43That may be.
20:44The fact that they confessed.
20:47Surely that counts for a dime a dozen and.
20:49You go easy on them.
20:50No.
20:50We're going to throw the book at them.
20:51They'll get 18 months if they get a day.
20:53More if I have anything to do with it.
20:55We're going to throw a book at them.
20:56We have to help the lads.
20:58Yeah we got to get them off.
20:59And I know someone who can.
21:01What?
21:03Oh really?
21:05I mean they're 15 but.
21:06If it helps it helps.
21:08No Jack.
21:09Not get them off.
21:10Get them off.
21:12What?
21:12Molly O'Moloy.
21:14No chance come by.
21:15There's no way we can afford her.
21:17This.
21:17Says we can.
21:21You are enough.
21:22Short king.
21:24Like ten times.
21:25No.
21:25Not that.
21:26Why is that?
21:28Right.
21:28Just read that.
21:30Seven thousand eight hundred euros.
21:31Seven thousand eight hundred euros.
21:32I know.
21:33I know way.
21:33You sure.
21:40Next up.
21:42Cormac Byrne.
21:43And Jack Byrne.
21:44Versus this date.
21:46Who is representing the defendants?
21:49Miss.
21:50Well it looks like that will be my sweet ass your honour.
21:53Oh bollocks.
21:54There must be some mistake Miss O'Moloy.
21:57Miss.
21:58Pardon?
21:58It's Miss.
21:59There must be some mistake Miss O'Moloy.
22:02Miss.
22:03Pardon?
22:04I've changed my mind now.
22:05It's Miss.
22:06Well I don't think this is the time.
22:08Oh.
22:08Judge Riley in courtroom sexism shame.
22:12Apologies Miss O'Moloy.
22:14Accepted.
22:15Now let's get this charade over with shall we?
22:18We're fucked.
22:24Judge.
22:25Members of the court.
22:27These two unknown perpetrators in this video.
22:29Sure they could be anybody.
22:30There is no real or compelling evidence in this case.
22:34The charges against my clients.
22:35They're farcical.
22:36Which I will now prove.
22:37Like if the glove does not fit.
22:39You must acquit.
22:47You can't handle the truth.
22:50I can handle the truth.
22:52Really.
22:52Well in that case.
22:54These two young men had nothing to do with the crime.
22:57Your Majesty.
22:58No more questions.
23:00I have one simple question Sergeant Healy.
23:03Where were you on 9-11?
23:05Come on.
23:06Seriously.
23:06Miss O'Moloy.
23:07Do you have any questions for Sergeant Healy that are related to this case?
23:11Okay Sergeant Healy.
23:12When you questioned the defendants.
23:15Was there a guardian present?
23:17No.
23:19We had a very limited window you see to catch their accomplices here.
23:22No we'll do Sergeant.
23:23Judge.
23:24I demand that the defendants' interviews get struck out.
23:26Because clearly there's no cause.
23:29Case dismissed.
23:29Oh please.
23:31You're a fiend boy.
23:33This is ridiculous.
23:33Ridiculous.
23:35Well done lads.
23:36For getting away with Dad.
23:39Why didn't you start with that one yeah?
23:40Which where's the fun in that?
23:47You're actually our heroes man.
23:49We are so lucky to have mentors like he.
23:52Like genuinely he taught us how to steal right?
23:55Until we got arrested for it right?
23:57And then you hired an amazing lawyer to bust us out.
24:00Just to prove right?
24:01That stealing doesn't pay?
24:03How genius is that?
24:05Weiss.
24:06Yeah.
24:07Genius weiss.
24:08Yeah.
24:09That was the plan.
24:10I believe it.
24:11Yeah.
24:12Yeah.
24:13Yeah.
24:15Yeah.
24:15Do you want to go for a pint?
24:17Yeah.
24:18Yeah.
24:19The answer's no.
24:20That was a test.
24:21Fade.
24:22Now go home.
24:23Go home.
24:24Go home.
24:25Your legs now work.
24:26Alright.
24:30Now he's just Escobar enough.
24:37Everybody where's your watch?
24:39Why so much?
24:42Alright.
24:43He's a slimy boy.
24:44Okay boy alright.
24:45They owe us okay.
24:46We got them off.
24:47We got them off.
24:47He's taking my watch again.
24:48We're gonna make double the amount.
24:49We're not doing it.
24:51Look at all the work we put in.
24:52And we still have no money.
24:55It's too much work for nothing.
24:57It's pretty stressful being Escobar alright.
25:00It is boy.
25:00I told you.
25:03Alright Grant.
25:04Getting too old for this shit boy.
25:06Alright but what are we gonna do about him then?
25:09Hey Billy Murphy.
25:10You step in here please a minute.
25:12How you doing?
25:14Yes boss.
25:14Yeah.
25:15Basically we've thought about the whole operation and we've decided that as great as you are
25:22in the role we're gonna go a different direction.
25:26Are you firing me?
25:27No no no no no no.
25:28Erm.
25:29Well we're making you redundant.
25:31Yeah.
25:32Who are you calling redundant?
25:35Oh god.
25:36Oh god.
25:37Jesus Christ for the ass.
25:39Sorry about that lads.
25:41Muscle memory lads.
25:43Oh Jesus.
25:44Ahhhh.
25:45Ahhhh.
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