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00:00:06A lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school.
00:00:11Honestly, nothing good.
00:00:34Thank you, my friend.
00:01:01And I've got such a long way to go, such a long way to go, to make it to the
00:01:06border of Mexico, so I ride like the wind, ride like the wind, ride like the wind, ride like the
00:01:17wind, ride like the wind.
00:01:42I don't like it.
00:02:01I don't like it.
00:02:19Fuck!
00:02:21Okay.
00:02:24Shhh.
00:02:28I'll go back.
00:02:38Come on.
00:02:42Come on.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:11Fuck!
00:03:18Oh, my God.
00:03:27Oh, my God.
00:03:31Oh, shit.
00:03:35Oh, my God.
00:03:37Oh, my God.
00:03:42Oh, my God.
00:03:54Oh, my God.
00:04:14Oh, shit.
00:04:35There we go.
00:05:00There we go.
00:05:32There we go.
00:06:15You want a cup of milk?
00:06:24Oh, sure.
00:06:52Thank you, Dahlia.
00:06:55We want to thank you, Lord Jesus Christ, for giving us our daily bread and for giving
00:07:00us our trespasses.
00:07:02And, Lord, please guide our new friend Ruby and her college newspaper to help expose
00:07:07the pure evil that's pouring across our border and poisoning our great nation, the United
00:07:13States of America.
00:07:15Amen.
00:07:19Amen.
00:07:20Amen.
00:07:21Let's eat.
00:07:23All right, pass the eggs.
00:07:24I'm going to help you replace me.
00:07:26Here, when he gets his first dad.
00:07:28This is our address.
00:07:29Will you be sure to send you an article when it's in the paper?
00:07:32Yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.
00:07:36You're doing the Lord's work.
00:07:39Hope to see you again soon.
00:07:41Thank you so much.
00:07:41Good luck with everything.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43Bye, guys.
00:07:44Bye.
00:07:45Bye.
00:07:45Bye.
00:07:46Bye.
00:07:46Wish you well.
00:07:50Safe travels.
00:07:52God bless.
00:07:52Bye.
00:08:01I just got my permit.
00:08:16God bless, Ruby.
00:08:20I've never been on the internet.
00:08:23You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
00:08:28But I can't help but be curious.
00:08:32All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
00:08:41I'd trade spots with you in a heartbeat.
00:08:44Bye.
00:08:49Bye.
00:09:12You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dahlia's baby.
00:09:17I just might.
00:09:30Oh, shit!
00:09:32Hey, Paco!
00:09:33Hey, USA!
00:09:34Hey, Paco!
00:09:34USA!
00:09:35USA!
00:09:36USA!
00:09:37USA!
00:09:37USA!
00:09:38USA!
00:09:39USA!
00:09:40USA!
00:09:42USA!
00:09:43USA!
00:11:23Hello, Rue.
00:11:27Where's my car?
00:11:29I had to leave it behind.
00:11:31I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
00:11:35A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
00:11:39Could I just get a raw comb, please?
00:11:41Yeah, for sure.
00:11:45You keep the change, actually. Thanks.
00:11:48Okay.
00:12:00Lori, hey. How are you?
00:12:02You owe me money.
00:12:04I know, yeah. I was going to pay you back.
00:12:06You were?
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:08But then, you know, you moved.
00:12:11I don't really have, like, 10 grand right now.
00:12:14You don't owe me 10 grand, silly.
00:12:16I don't?
00:12:17No.
00:12:18You did 46 months ago.
00:12:20And now, $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months
00:12:28means that you actually owe me $43,887,000.
00:12:40I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
00:12:49And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:09Don't leave me alone.
00:13:34Swallow.
00:13:35Um, I don't really think that's possible.
00:13:41Claro que sí.
00:13:43Disfruta.
00:13:59The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
00:14:23The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is fully sealed.
00:14:52The danger of body packing is, if a balloon breaks, you die.
00:14:59The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is fully sealed.
00:15:10The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is fully sealed.
00:15:32The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is fully sealed.
00:15:51The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is fully sealed.
00:16:11The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is fully sealed.
00:16:26Passports
00:16:32What were you ladies doing in Mexico, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here
00:16:44Ruby Bennett
00:16:47Say Valentine
00:16:50Have fun
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00:20:32And bombed all around for a time
00:20:35Then one day I found myself staring
00:20:40At a sign that red sun set in fine
00:20:44The big cars in the view
00:20:47The city is crumbling. Crime is out of control.
00:20:51Somebody's got to do something.
00:20:53Yeah, totally.
00:20:57Ooh, up here on the right.
00:20:58Oh, okay.
00:21:01All right, let's go.
00:21:03You stay in trouble.
00:21:04Yeah, will do, Batman.
00:21:08My winder?
00:21:10Hey, babe, how are you?
00:21:19Yo, Howard, it's Bennett. Open up.
00:21:27Whee!
00:21:29How was Arizona?
00:21:30Um, yeah, no, no, it was great.
00:21:31Uh, just got to hang out with Gia, and she's doing good.
00:21:34She's, like, top of her class.
00:21:36So was I.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:39Sometimes Lexi would let me crash on her couch.
00:21:43But I always came with a lecture.
00:21:46What are your long-term goals?
00:21:47And since I couldn't be honest about what I'd been up to, I'd be fake.
00:21:52Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
00:21:55You have to plan for the future, because pretty soon Uber drivers are going to be extinct.
00:22:00It's all going to be automated, like AI.
00:22:02They're not going to need people like you.
00:22:05Right.
00:22:10You know, I met these, uh, these Christians on a homestead in Texas.
00:22:15Christians in Texas?
00:22:17It was a drop-off.
00:22:19But, yeah, the Miller family.
00:22:21I can't stop thinking about them.
00:22:23There's, like, six kids, and they lived on a farm with, like, a bunch of animals.
00:22:29And no technology.
00:22:31No nothing.
00:22:32And I genuinely think that they were the happiest people I've ever met in my life.
00:22:37Because they're in a cult.
00:22:39Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
00:22:42Christianity?
00:22:43I just feel like if I grew up religious, maybe my life would be better.
00:22:47Well, I'm not going to be friends with a Christian.
00:22:50Why?
00:22:52Because they're judgmental.
00:23:01You know, you really should call Fez.
00:23:05Yeah, I know.
00:23:07I feel guilty, but I just, I haven't, I haven't had any time.
00:23:11I've been really busy.
00:23:12Yeah, well, you're free today.
00:23:14This is rare.
00:23:15Like, I work, like, seven days a week.
00:23:18Yeah, well, he misses you.
00:23:20Did he say that?
00:23:22Multiple times.
00:23:23Well, I don't know.
00:23:26My hours and his hours don't really line up, so it's hard.
00:23:31Well, just, like, pick up the phone and call him.
00:23:33It's not like he's going anywhere.
00:23:36He's in prison for 30 years.
00:23:40Lexi was working in Hollywood on a nighttime soap.
00:23:46Her boss, Patti Lance, was an industry legend.
00:23:50Writers are the engineers of the human soul.
00:23:55People underestimate the power of entertainment.
00:23:59What you see on television directly impacts the way we see one another.
00:24:06The decisions we make at home, in schools, and more importantly, what we do at the ballot box.
00:24:15Okay?
00:24:16That means it's really important that we get 7-12 together.
00:24:22Lexi felt right at home.
00:24:24She was surrounded by smart, creative people who cared about the world.
00:24:28This election is giving me so much anxiety.
00:24:32Unlike her sister, who's living in some right-wing suburban bubble.
00:24:53She spent her free time trying to become tick-tock famous.
00:24:58I do hope that doggie is for sale.
00:25:29So I go to work all day.
00:25:31I come home, and you're pretending to be a puppy dog.
00:25:35I'm just creating content.
00:25:39There are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner.
00:25:41There are flies buzzing around.
00:25:43I am so sorry, Mr. Nate.
00:25:45Do not apologize, Juana.
00:25:46You work for the two of us.
00:25:47She is a housekeeper, not a videographer.
00:25:50Well, she's good at both.
00:25:52I pay her to do one.
00:25:53Get to work.
00:25:54Cheers, Mr. Nate.
00:26:01How many times do we have to talk about this?
00:26:04I am in the real world making deals.
00:26:07If an investor comes across a video like this online, I'm a joke.
00:26:10People make money doing this.
00:26:12Think about what you're saying.
00:26:14What you're actually saying.
00:26:15How much is that doggie in the window?
00:26:18Who's the doggie?
00:26:20I'm the doggie.
00:26:21All right, so you're for sale.
00:26:22No.
00:26:23No, but what you're saying is you can buy me.
00:26:26It's just a funny video.
00:26:28Except you're not a doggie.
00:26:29You're a grown woman.
00:26:30So that makes you a what?
00:26:36A prostitute.
00:26:39No, I am not a prostitute.
00:26:41Then stop acting like you want.
00:26:43You are blowing this way out of proportion.
00:26:44I am growing my following.
00:26:46This brand might sponsor me.
00:26:48It's called monetization.
00:26:50Mm-hmm.
00:26:56Come.
00:26:59Just...
00:27:07Sit.
00:27:15You don't need to worry about money.
00:27:17I've got money.
00:27:19Why haven't we remodeled the living room?
00:27:22Or the kitchen or the master en suite?
00:27:24Oh.
00:27:25Maybe we will.
00:27:26But right now I'm investing in myself.
00:27:29In the business.
00:27:31It takes money to make money.
00:27:34Then let me chip in.
00:27:36Oh.
00:27:39Oh.
00:27:45You've been a bad, bad dog.
00:27:49Mm-hmm.
00:27:52Wuff, wuff.
00:27:55Nate had taken over his dad's business.
00:27:59How about this?
00:28:00Just turn him on and pretend.
00:28:02Pretend to do what?
00:28:04Work.
00:28:06We gotta put on a shelf.
00:28:09All right, boss.
00:28:10But what he didn't realize
00:28:12is how fucking hard it is
00:28:14to build in Southern California.
00:28:17Their wedding was around the corner.
00:28:21And Cassie was dreaming big.
00:28:25Fuck.
00:28:26Fuck.
00:28:29Fuck.
00:28:33Fuck.
00:28:34Fuck.
00:28:35Fuck.
00:28:36Fuck.
00:28:38Fuck.
00:28:40Fuck.
00:29:06You know how many baby boomers died today?
00:29:10No.
00:29:116,000.
00:29:12Jesus.
00:29:13Boomer dies every 15 seconds.
00:29:15You fast forward 10 years from now, it's a tidal wave of death.
00:29:19There's only two things certain in this life, and that's death and taxes.
00:29:24Sun Settlers will be the premier end-of-life transitional facility in California.
00:29:29We're going to offer dignity and care when these people need it most.
00:29:33You don't have to sell me.
00:29:35I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before I invest in the second round.
00:29:39Smoothly.
00:29:39Yeah.
00:29:41Take a look at what we got going on here.
00:29:44These guys have been here since the crack of dawn.
00:29:48Trust me, Kurt, we're going to make a killing.
00:29:50If Fred ever tried to tell me what I could and could not post on social media, castrate him.
00:29:56He just doesn't get the online world.
00:29:58I mean, people make so much money using it.
00:30:01I don't want to have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or a wedding cake or ice luges.
00:30:06I don't think you can make money that fast.
00:30:07I mean, you can't on OnlyFans.
00:30:10Isn't that porn?
00:30:11See, I used to think the same thing, but I started reading and it's actually the biggest misconception.
00:30:17I mean, the platforms used to sell content, communicate.
00:30:21I'd be the one in charge.
00:30:22Wait, are you really considering this?
00:30:24I mean, I wasn't.
00:30:26Not until Nate started nickel and diming me.
00:30:28So what would you be posting?
00:30:31I don't know.
00:30:32Probably the same stuff that I post on Instagram.
00:30:36So why would people pay for it?
00:30:38To form a deeper connection with me.
00:30:40Like, imagine all the unhappy men in the world for just $50.
00:30:46They could get a personalized pick and text from me saying,
00:30:50Good morning, handsome.
00:30:52Thinking about you today.
00:30:55That's it?
00:30:56People just want to feel special.
00:31:03Well, good luck with Nate.
00:31:08Don't underestimate me.
00:31:37Are you seeing anyone?
00:31:40No.
00:31:43You?
00:31:44Nah.
00:31:47You hear about Jules?
00:31:50No.
00:31:52Don't tell her I told you, but Maddie told me she's a sugar baby.
00:31:57A sugar baby?
00:31:59A hooker.
00:32:00But there's a difference, right?
00:32:01Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
00:32:03That's like carrying a chef who doesn't cook.
00:32:05You ready?
00:32:06Maddie worked in management, representing influencers and a few actors, including Dylan Reed.
00:32:19The heartthrob of L.A. Knight.
00:32:25And action!
00:32:40You're drunk.
00:32:41I just had to build up the courage.
00:32:48Cut.
00:32:50Cut it!
00:32:50Gorgeous.
00:32:53What if he kisses her and then says the line?
00:32:57The kiss is the button.
00:33:00Let's try it.
00:33:03Spinner, kiss her, then the line.
00:33:06Okay.
00:33:08And action!
00:33:13You're drunk.
00:33:17I just had to build up the courage.
00:33:23Good note.
00:33:24And cut!
00:33:26That's a cut!
00:33:26Where's my iced tea?
00:33:27That was the day Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
00:33:32Hey, Lisa.
00:33:35Hey, Lisa.
00:33:53Maddie's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
00:33:56Most days, she was stuck behind a desk.
00:34:03Spenser's office.
00:34:04This is Maddie speaking.
00:34:06Oh, hi.
00:34:07Yeah, please hold.
00:34:09I have Annie on line, too.
00:34:11I'll take it.
00:34:15Darling, how are you?
00:34:17How's Guatemala?
00:34:18I was just about to call you.
00:34:26But she had good relationships with the town.
00:34:28I wanted to stay at this thing.
00:34:29Stop pouting.
00:34:30You're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie.
00:34:33Do I have to stay for the whole thing?
00:34:34Give me a...
00:34:34Fucking break.
00:34:38A manager takes 10% of everything.
00:34:44Five grand for the night.
00:34:49Good money.
00:34:52If you're Maddie's boss.
00:34:55Thank you, Ms. Moshka.
00:34:58The first step I get, right?
00:35:00Like, I'm powerless over my addiction, my life's manageable, fine.
00:35:03Step two.
00:35:04Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.
00:35:07Fine.
00:35:07I get it.
00:35:08But step three.
00:35:11But step three, I just...
00:35:14That's hard.
00:35:15Why?
00:35:17Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
00:35:20Easy.
00:35:21You believe in something greater than yourself.
00:35:23That something is God.
00:35:24God is good.
00:35:25That is that.
00:35:25You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing, you know?
00:35:29Yeah.
00:35:29But I did meet this family and, um, they were super religious and just, like, so happy.
00:35:37And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
00:35:40Oh, religious people are happier.
00:35:41That's a fact.
00:35:42Okay, so what do I do?
00:35:43Just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
00:35:45That would be a start.
00:35:46Yeah, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
00:35:48Like what?
00:35:49Ali, I like girls.
00:35:51What does that have to do with anything?
00:35:52Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?
00:35:55That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
00:35:57What?
00:35:57So 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
00:36:00Okay, look.
00:36:00You're talking about the Israelites.
00:36:02They were on the run.
00:36:03That was the main thing, all right?
00:36:04It wasn't time for any type of distractions.
00:36:06So being gay is a distraction.
00:36:07If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, that's a distraction.
00:36:09Ain't no time for sex.
00:36:10Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
00:36:14They didn't want men fucking men.
00:36:16All right?
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:17They didn't say nothing about women.
00:36:20But hold on, it kind of makes sense, though, because the men had to focus back then, all right?
00:36:24The survival of the people was at stake.
00:36:26Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they just kill.
00:36:29Oh, my God.
00:36:29What are you writing?
00:36:30A romance novel?
00:36:31It says men who lay with men.
00:36:33You're talking about butt sex.
00:36:36Yo.
00:36:36I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.
00:36:41Stop.
00:36:43Dude.
00:36:43Okay.
00:36:44This is before the invention of soap.
00:36:46Germ theory.
00:36:47Antibiotic.
00:36:48Okay, okay.
00:36:49You gotta have ground rules, Rue.
00:36:51I get it.
00:36:52Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.
00:36:56What about this?
00:36:57What about that?
00:36:58All kinds of mistranslations.
00:36:59You know, just taking everything out of context.
00:37:01You either have faith or you don't have faith.
00:37:04Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
00:37:10Okay, I'm sold.
00:37:11I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm going to read the Bible, okay?
00:37:16And when I do, I'm going to read every word as absolute fact.
00:37:20God damn, you ain't got to be so extreme about it.
00:37:22No, no, Ali, you said it yourself.
00:37:24Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
00:37:26So I'm choosing to believe.
00:37:32The miracles have begun.
00:37:35Amen.
00:37:48The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
00:37:56In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
00:38:01The earth was about form and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep, and the spirit of
00:38:10God was hovering over the face of the waters.
00:38:14Then God said,
00:38:17Let there be light.
00:38:24And there was light.
00:38:30Hello?
00:38:31You're a retard.
00:38:32Lori needs you.
00:38:33Uh, yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:38:41Hey.
00:38:43Hey.
00:38:55Hey.
00:39:24I'm going to need you to drop off a package, you're a real piece of shit.
00:39:28Wait, me?
00:39:29Wait, me?
00:39:29Really?
00:39:30Yeah, you.
00:39:31Are you sure?
00:39:31Mm-hmm.
00:39:33Hey?
00:39:33Yeah, and he's a big virus, and he'll fuck it up.
00:39:38I'm making a chicken dinner.
00:39:40You know, for Faye, you know, just two of us.
00:39:44Right.
00:39:45Really sweet.
00:39:48Faye, hurry the fuck up!
00:39:58Tadah!
00:40:01Yeah!
00:40:05Let's move out.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:18Let's move out.
00:40:19Oh, my God.
00:41:15Oh, my God.
00:41:19Oh, my God.
00:41:33What the fuck?
00:41:44All right.
00:41:48Hey, man.
00:41:49Uh, Alamo?
00:42:05Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:09Inside, upstairs.
00:42:11Take a right, then a left.
00:42:15Okay.
00:42:16Don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
00:42:20Yeah.
00:42:21Yeah, for sure.
00:42:21I don't know.
00:42:48But I can fuck you better than any of you.
00:42:50Because I'm gonna fuck you like a whore off to sleep.
00:42:53I'm gonna fuck you in the...
00:43:10The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.
00:43:18I got lucky, man.
00:43:21Is that what you call it?
00:43:30Yo, do you know where the bathroom is?
00:43:33Yes, up the stairs to the right.
00:43:35Actually...
00:43:55Lucky.
00:43:59Asshole.
00:44:10Oh shit, sorry.
00:44:12Actually, could you help me?
00:44:16Of course I can.
00:44:17Yeah, no problem.
00:44:18Thank you so much.
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:30I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...
00:44:33Oh yeah?
00:44:33It's a little bit difficult.
00:44:36Well...
00:44:38If it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
00:44:43You think so?
00:44:45Hell yeah!
00:44:46Alright, there you go.
00:44:48No problem.
00:44:50So...
00:44:51How do you know Alamo?
00:44:55Marco!
00:44:59Marco!
00:45:01Marco!
00:45:02Marco!
00:45:03Marco!
00:45:05Marco!
00:45:06Marco!
00:45:06Marco!
00:45:06Marco!
00:45:07Marco!
00:45:08Marco!
00:45:08Marco!
00:45:09Marco!
00:45:11Marco!
00:45:13Marco!
00:45:18Marco!
00:45:19I'll keep coming through, moving down the line
00:45:22I'll come apart, but nothing can be called
00:45:27Crumbly, don't get my way
00:45:31I'll come apart, baby
00:45:35I'll be moving
00:45:40Gonna keep moving, but I'm gonna count
00:45:44I'm gonna move, I'm gonna get down
00:45:48There's only people down in trouble
00:45:53Touching the sense of trouble
00:45:56I'll be right back!
00:45:58Mrs.
00:46:03She works for Lori
00:46:17You walk up into my house
00:46:19Dance with my girls
00:46:22And you don't even introduce yourself
00:46:24I'm so sorry
00:46:30That's mighty disrespectful, little lady
00:46:32Got that new bash, babe
00:46:40This'll hit the spot
00:46:52I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown
00:46:55For a reason
00:46:57It's my little slice of heaven
00:46:59Yeah, well, some of these girls
00:47:02Demons
00:47:04That's cause I hand select them
00:47:06Oh yeah?
00:47:07What business are you in?
00:47:09The fuck is you, girl? FBI?
00:47:12No, I'm just curious
00:47:18I collect the most sought after resource on God's green earth
00:47:23More valuable than gold, oil, uranium combined
00:47:31I'm in the business of pussy
00:47:34No shit, my man
00:47:37Hell yeah
00:47:42See, I done peeped it from a young age now
00:47:46I've seen it
00:47:48Pussy
00:47:49That thing between your legs
00:47:51Got a Mr. Powell
00:47:53So I figured
00:47:54I'd stand me right by some pussy with my cash register
00:48:00Ka-ching
00:48:02Ka-ching
00:48:05A couple motherfucking shit
00:48:06Yeah
00:48:08Aw man, well I came to the right fucking house then
00:48:11That's right
00:48:12I'm the motherfucking king of pussy
00:48:15I own and operate five of the dirtiest
00:48:19Most delectable strip clubs in the state of California
00:48:22Fully nude
00:48:23And always lewd
00:48:26Ain't that right, B?
00:48:29Yes
00:48:30Okay, I'm just gonna like lay my cards out on the table here
00:48:35That's like my dream job
00:48:37Owen
00:48:38What?
00:48:39You wanna be a hoe
00:48:40No, man, no, no, no, no
00:48:42I mean like
00:48:43Helping out in a club, you know
00:48:46Like, uh, troubleshooting
00:48:50Troubleshooting
00:48:52Or troublemaking
00:48:54I mean a little bit of both
00:48:55I see you
00:48:56You a gay one, huh?
00:49:04I bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?
00:49:07What?
00:49:09You see me?
00:49:10We got a freak-up in here
00:49:13I'm begging you
00:49:14Hire me
00:49:15Come on, man
00:49:17Please
00:49:18Don't you work for that crack of lorry?
00:49:20Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world
00:49:26Well, little lady
00:49:28That's the beauty of this country we call America
00:49:33Anyone can reinvent themselves
00:49:38That's right, babies
00:49:39That's right
00:49:40That's right
00:49:41That's right
00:49:42That's right
00:49:42Your daddy
00:49:43Hey
00:49:44Does he always like this?
00:49:45Look away
00:49:46Oh
00:49:48Okay
00:49:49Let's go
00:49:49I'm
00:49:49You
00:49:52You
00:49:54You
00:49:59You
00:50:01Mm
00:50:01Yeah
00:50:07That's right
00:50:09You
00:50:11You
00:50:11You
00:50:17That's right
00:50:18Just
00:50:25How's the food?
00:50:29It's good.
00:50:31Great.
00:50:36Are you happy?
00:50:40Yeah.
00:50:41Good.
00:50:46So, um,
00:50:47can we talk about the wedding?
00:50:52What part?
00:50:55Florals.
00:50:56Jesus Christ.
00:50:59So, I have an idea.
00:51:00I'm not spending $50,000
00:51:02on floral arrangements.
00:51:04Will you just listen?
00:51:05$2,000. I understand.
00:51:07$5,000, fine.
00:51:09But $50,000 on something
00:51:11that's gonna die in a couple of days?
00:51:14That's insane.
00:51:15Well...
00:51:18I might have a solution.
00:51:22Is it less flowers?
00:51:24No.
00:51:25Is it less money?
00:51:28No.
00:51:29And there's no discussion?
00:51:34What if I paid for the flowers?
00:51:41You don't have any money.
00:51:44I can make it.
00:51:48Doing what?
00:51:51So, I've kind of actually been doing some research.
00:51:54And there is a way
00:51:59to make a lot of money really fast.
00:52:04How?
00:52:08Only fans.
00:52:16The porn website.
00:52:18No, that's a common misconception
00:52:19about the platform.
00:52:21You actually just...
00:52:22You want to do porn?
00:52:24Well, if you would just let me finish.
00:52:27It's really fascinating.
00:52:28You want to sell your body
00:52:29for floral arrangements?
00:52:34I will if I have to.
00:52:40Absolutely not.
00:52:43No.
00:52:46Well, then we have a really big problem.
00:52:50Because
00:52:51I didn't wait my entire life
00:52:53to have a ghetto wedding.
00:52:54So...
00:52:58So what are you trying to say?
00:53:00That maybe we
00:53:03shouldn't have a wedding
00:53:05if you can't afford a wedding.
00:53:12I'm treading water right now.
00:53:15I can't move forward with Sun Settlers
00:53:17until I get the fucking environmental survey.
00:53:19I've got interest rates,
00:53:21the regulations,
00:53:22the planning and zoning commissions
00:53:23trying to fuck me in the ass.
00:53:25And Kurt...
00:53:25Oh, Kurt's not sure
00:53:27if now's the right time to invest.
00:53:30But maybe it's not the
00:53:31right time to get married.
00:53:34Baby.
00:53:35Baby, I'm trying to give you
00:53:37everything that you want.
00:53:38It doesn't feel that way.
00:53:39I...
00:53:42I just need to get
00:53:44to the starting line.
00:53:45The starting line?
00:53:46What about the finish line?
00:53:47It's in view.
00:53:48It is in view.
00:53:49We are so close.
00:53:50We're so close.
00:53:53This is going to be our moment.
00:53:55My moment is
00:53:56walking down that aisle
00:53:58surrounded by my friends,
00:54:02family,
00:54:04and $50,000 worth of flowers.
00:54:27What kind of pictures
00:54:29are we talking about?
00:54:31Pretty ones.
00:54:51You promised me
00:54:53you're not going to show those
00:54:55and your pretty face
00:54:56at the same time.
00:55:02Tish?
00:55:17She's lazy with fentanyl.
00:55:32She send you?
00:55:34Sabotage my shit?
00:55:36Is that what she did?
00:55:37She put your ass up to this?
00:55:38I swear to God,
00:55:39I just...
00:55:39I gave you what they gave me.
00:55:40I didn't pack it.
00:55:41I didn't open it.
00:55:42I had no idea.
00:55:45I mean, if I did,
00:55:46why the fuck would I stay here?
00:55:49You tell me.
00:55:52It's going to sound
00:55:53fucking stupid now,
00:55:54but I just...
00:55:56When we were talking,
00:55:58I thought that, um...
00:56:00I don't know,
00:56:01maybe God brought us together.
00:56:06Yeah?
00:56:06Yeah.
00:56:07I mean,
00:56:08I don't want to be working for Lori.
00:56:10She's got me swallowing balloons
00:56:11the size of golf balls
00:56:13and, like,
00:56:13pathing my intestines
00:56:14and going across the border.
00:56:16It's fucking hell on earth.
00:56:17And it's over some shit
00:56:18I did in high school.
00:56:19Wait, wait.
00:56:20Did she just say
00:56:21fucking high school?
00:56:22Nigga,
00:56:22she talking about high school.
00:56:24Lori fronted me a suitcase
00:56:25in high school
00:56:26and then, like,
00:56:27my mom found it
00:56:28and she flushed it
00:56:29down the toilet.
00:56:30I mean,
00:56:30I'm not, like,
00:56:30blaming my mom,
00:56:31obviously,
00:56:32because I should have
00:56:32hid it better,
00:56:33but the point is,
00:56:34Lori came back
00:56:34and she said that
00:56:35I owed her $100,000
00:56:36and I have been paying
00:56:38for that single fucking mistake
00:56:39ever since.
00:56:41So,
00:56:44you know,
00:56:44when you started talking
00:56:46about how in America
00:56:47you can reinvent yourself,
00:56:48I thought,
00:56:50I don't know,
00:56:51maybe this is God.
00:56:54Maybe this is the hand of God
00:56:57at work,
00:56:58you know,
00:56:59giving me something
00:56:59to look forward to
00:57:00or, like,
00:57:01some kind of hope
00:57:02that
00:57:04one day
00:57:07I could,
00:57:10you know,
00:57:11I could also have
00:57:11my own little size of heaven.
00:57:17So you believe in God?
00:57:21Yes, sir.
00:57:28Well, let's see
00:57:29if he believes in you.
00:57:32I don't know.
00:57:32I don't know.
00:57:35I don't know.
00:57:37I don't know.
00:57:39I don't know.
00:57:39I don't know.
00:57:41I don't know.
00:57:42I don't know.
00:57:42I don't know.
00:57:43I don't know.
00:57:46I don't know.
00:57:48I don't know.
00:57:49I don't know.
00:57:52I don't know.
00:57:53I don't know.
00:57:55I don't know.
00:57:57I don't know.
00:58:20If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:58:43If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:59:19If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:59:36If I were you, I'd stay real still.
01:00:23If I were you, I'd stay real still.
01:00:27If I were you, I'd stay real still.
01:01:20If I were you, I'd stay real still.
01:01:41If I were you, I'd stay real still.
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