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00:00You
00:30Oh
01:08Oh
01:32Oh
01:33I know what you're thinking
01:33The pool is a metaphor
01:36But it was also very fucking real
01:38And very fucking cold
01:40I wasn't generally the kind of guy
01:42Who did a lot of introspection
01:43Of course until very recently
01:45I wasn't the kind of guy who woke up on the floor of someone else's house
01:48Covered in a dead guy's blood before falling into the pool
01:50But here we are
01:52And at that moment
01:53I couldn't help but catch a fleeting glimpse
01:55Out of the corner of my eye
01:58Of the swirling hot mess of my life
02:00And wonder how the hell everything could go so wrong
02:03So fast
02:07This is what happens
02:13Boy, come on
02:15Shots, shots, shots
02:16Yeah, bartender
02:18What shots do you want?
02:20What is she drinking?
02:21Let's have some of that
02:22That looks nice
02:24What do you want?
02:27Big fucking promotion
02:28How much did he make?
02:29How much did you make?
02:37Macallan 25
02:39Bartender took me off
02:41It's an expensive drink
02:42I hope I'm worth it
02:43Don't worry
02:44You're buying
02:46Liv Cross
02:47Andrew Cooper
02:48I know
02:48I work at Mike Shepard's group
02:49Oh, I'm sorry
02:50I didn't recognize you
02:52It's fine, Mike doesn't let us go above the seventh floor very often
02:56The Patrick Bateman fanboys over there were getting a little wild
02:59I thought it might be better if I looked occupied
03:01Happy to help
03:02For a minute there, it looked like you were going to come over to me
03:04But I got impatient
03:06Yeah, well, I'm recently single for the first time in quite a while
03:11So I'm afraid I don't have much game
03:12You're saying you have no game, that's your game
03:15It's pretty weak, see what I mean?
03:17You were married?
03:18Yeah, 18 years
03:20That would make you
03:21Far too old for you
03:22I don't really see age that way
03:24That's because you're what, 27?
03:2528
03:26And that's your game
03:28Maybe
03:29Or maybe you've been wrapped up in the conventions of marriage and children
03:33For so long
03:34Living amongst other married people with children
03:37That you haven't considered
03:38That there may be an entire segment of the population
03:40Who make different choices and have different goals
03:44So what are your goals?
03:45Uh, lasting love
03:46Hot, healthy sex
03:48Financial comfort
03:50Peace of mind
03:51Harmony
03:52I think those are everybody's goals
03:53And how many of them have you achieved?
03:55I'm just saying maybe you should rethink the rules a little bit
04:00That could be your father
04:01I have one already
04:03Milt
04:03Good guy and quite a bit older than you
04:06Strangely, feels like a win
04:07Then you need to get out more
04:09I'm out
04:10Right now
04:11No, you're not
04:12Not really, not yet
04:14I'm sorry, do you talk to everybody like this?
04:16You didn't ask me if I've been married
04:17Have you been married?
04:19Yes, two years
04:20Well, you were too young
04:21I was
04:23Also, it turned out he liked fat hookers
04:25Different strokes
04:26The irony is, I was morbidly obese as a teenager
04:28But that was long before he met me
04:31Still, after I happened upon his browsing history
04:33I did wonder if he'd somehow sensed the fat girl in meeting me met
04:36And that's what drew him to me
04:38Trust me, that's not what drew him to you
04:41Where's that game of yours?
04:46Oh, look
04:49I get that, by and large, guys your age are idiots
04:54Whatever that is over there
04:56Swinging their whiskey dicks around
05:00Narcissistic manboys
05:01Far out of their depths with you in conversation and in bed
05:04So, by comparison
05:06Man my age looks like the perfect antidote, right?
05:08I'm thoughtful, I'm wise, I'm more of a man
05:10Whatever the fuck that means these days
05:12But you're 27?
05:1328
05:1328, so you're 20 years younger than me
05:15And at this moment in time, it works, right?
05:18I have money, you have freedom
05:20We could travel the world together
05:21We could learn things from each other
05:23Conversation and in bed
05:24Yeah, right
05:26You'll find me very interesting
05:27Because I have two decades more worth of stories than you
05:30And I find you very interesting
05:31Because you live your life in the moment
05:32With the kind of reckless immediacy
05:34That I lost a million years ago
05:36So we'll have no trouble keeping each other entertained
05:38And that'll work for a while, right?
05:42Then skip ahead 10 years
05:44You'll be 38, I'll be 58
05:45That's when things can start to get a little shaky
05:47You might want kids, I already have them
05:49You might start thinking
05:50I don't know if I missed out on one of life's great experiences
05:52And you'll still be stunning
05:53You think I'm stunning?
05:55I'll be aging
05:56Well, I can tell you're going to age very well
05:57You can tell that because it's already started to happen
06:00The point is that we'll have less sex and more wine
06:03And maybe that'll still work for a time
06:05Has anyone ever told you that you talk a lot?
06:07Well, I misplaced my inner monologue
06:09And my wife right around the same time
06:11Anyway, let's skip ahead another 10 years
06:13That's sweet
06:14I'll be 68 years old
06:16No matter how well I take care of myself
06:18My prostate's going to do what it does
06:19And so will my hair
06:21And you'll start spending your days thinking about
06:22What your life looks like after I kick it
06:24Meanwhile, every time you leave the house
06:26I'll wonder what young stud you'll be fucking
06:29Really?
06:31Are you that insecure?
06:32Well, not yet, but I will be
06:33What about character?
06:34Yours or mine?
06:35You're so sure I'll cheat?
06:36No, I'm just sure I'll worry about it
06:38You have this very strange mix of confidence and low self-esteem
06:41So, I'll be the jealous old troll
06:42And you'll be a restless woman in her sexual prime
06:44And we'll both be consumed by this nagging fear
06:46That the last years of our life
06:48The toughest ones
06:49Will be spent completely and utterly alone
06:52Wow
06:53Just wow
06:55When did you come up with all of that?
06:57Oh, in the 10 seconds
06:58It took you to walk from that stool to this one
07:02Well, I could sit here and offer a full-throated rebuttal
07:05But honestly, man
07:06I was just looking to get laid
07:08How many problems do you have with that?
07:14None come to mind
07:37How many problems do you have with that?
07:53This is what happens
08:01You land a job right out of college at a major firm
08:03You're just another cog in a very large wheel
08:06But you've got your foot in the door
08:09You get a shitty apartment in the city
08:11That you can barely afford
08:12Because you know the money will come
08:13You get married
08:14Because, you know
08:18And she moves into that shitty apartment
08:22You're dead broke
08:23But there's two of you now
08:24You're in it together
08:25And that feels good
08:29Side note
08:30No one will ever fuck you the way she did
08:33In that shitty apartment
08:35Including her
08:39So you work your asses off
08:40And you dig yourselves out
08:41Hardest, easiest money you'll ever make
08:43Well, it's not exactly canned food
08:45Shotguns
08:47Hey
08:51And then when you're feeling good about things
08:52When things are, you know, copacetic
08:54You have the first kid
09:00You buy a house 30% down
09:0230-year jumbo at 4.5%
09:03And you're broke again
09:07And you're broke again
09:09So you work harder
09:10Longer hours
09:11You start earning some big bucks
09:13Which only serves to make you aware
09:14Of the even bigger bucks
09:15You could be earning
09:18Kid number two
09:20House number two
09:22Broke again
09:27But it's a different kind of broke
09:29You're leveraged
09:30Which is a fancy way of saying
09:31You've got something to show for your efforts
09:33The house
09:34The cars
09:35The stuff
09:38And by now you've lost sight
09:40Of whatever naive plans
09:41You may have once had
09:42Or the things that matter to you
09:43When you were starting out
09:44You're moving too fast
09:45To ask yourself those hard questions
09:47Like when is it enough
09:49And really
09:50What's the point of all this shit
09:56House number three
10:02Then one day
10:03About five years
10:04After you bought the place
10:05You look up and realize
10:06That you've gotten there
10:06To that hallowed plateau
10:08Where for the first time
10:09You can actually afford
10:10Your own life
10:11And in that mystical nexus
10:12Where you seem to have wrangled life
10:13And all of its
10:14Infinitely complex challenges
10:16Into submission
10:17That's generally where you will find
10:19Your wife of 18 years
10:20In your bed
10:23With one of your closest friends
10:41House number four
10:42A rental
10:44It's small
10:45But don't worry
10:45It's also depressing
10:47In the suburbs
10:48In the suburbs
10:51Alone
10:51You cry
10:52And you tell me
10:55You never survive
10:58Grab your mother's keys
11:01We're leaving
11:21Why are we still holding impact pro?
11:23We're mostly out
11:24Mostly
11:24Did he really just say that?
11:26They're going to rebound
11:26Guys, I've been telling you
11:27We're making money
11:28Across the book
11:29We don't need to get dinged
11:30In emerging tech
11:31Blow out of it
11:57Got your bag here
11:58Yeah
11:59Great
12:00Noon
12:01Noon
12:01Excellent
12:07Come on, man
12:09Put it in
12:25Oh
12:26Where are the kids?
12:27Oh, they're fine
12:28Wife
12:29Ex-wife
12:30Yes
12:31He's still with the putts
12:32What's his name
12:32The basketball player
12:33Nick
12:35Yes
12:35He'll get his
12:37Karma, right?
12:39Speaking of which
12:40I gotta deliver some bad news
12:41Jesus, Jack
12:42Cancer's not back, is it?
12:44No, God, no
12:45No
12:46My sole remaining testicle
12:48Is in good shape
12:48Very good
12:49Well
12:50No, the thing of it is
12:51Toop
12:52You're fired
12:53Oh, great
12:55No, I'm serious
12:56I gotta let you go
12:59What?
13:01This girl
13:02What's her name?
13:03Olivia
13:03Hold on, wait
13:04Girl?
13:05What girl?
13:06What are you talking about?
13:07Olivia Cross
13:07Olivia Cross
13:08Liv
13:09Liv Cross?
13:12Managing director
13:12Sleeping with an associate
13:14Wait a minute
13:15No, she never worked under me
13:16She was in Shepherds
13:17And
13:17I don't think I'd ever even met her
13:19It doesn't matter if you met her
13:21It matters if you fucked her
13:23You did fuck her, right?
13:26Fuck me
13:28Yeah, but it was like a weekend
13:29At like three months ago
13:31Completely consensual
13:32I mean, she came on to me
13:33It's not the point
13:34You were her superior
13:36I told you
13:37I didn't even know her
13:39But you knew that you worked for Shepherds, right?
13:42You see, Coop
13:43The thing is
13:43In her mind
13:44She was passed up for a VP slot
13:46VP?
13:47She's 27 years old
13:48No, she's 28
13:49And I'm not here to litigate
13:50You can't fire me, Jack
13:52Well
13:53We have a very strict
13:54Non-fraternizing clause
13:56Or so I'm told
13:57Why the fuck did you bring me here
13:59To fire me?
14:02HR needed to get in your office
14:03To get your computer
14:04To provide carry information
14:06Do you know the drill?
14:06Those are my clients
14:07Well, according to the
14:09Non-solicit you signed
14:10They're ours
14:11For at least another two years
14:13You're really gonna bury me like this?
14:15You know how this goes
14:18My capital account?
14:20That's my money, Jack
14:21You were fired
14:22No way
14:22Come on, Jack
14:23You were fired for a cause
14:24You cannot do that
14:24Everything I have is in that account
14:26You destroy me, Jack
14:28Sorry it has to be this way
14:29But it has to be this way
14:32I'll sue
14:33They'll give you a six-month draw
14:35If you don't
14:36Fuck you
14:38Well
14:40I'll give you a few days
14:42To decide
15:12I'll give you a few days
15:32Huller, out!
15:47What are you doing here?
15:50Wrapped up a little early.
15:51Thought I'd come pick you up.
15:52It's not Tuesday.
15:54I know.
15:55I thought maybe we could hang out a little.
15:57Maybe go get some ice cream.
15:58Am I in trouble?
15:59Jesus, Hunter, no.
16:00Can't the father just spend some unscheduled quality time with his son?
16:23How's that tutor we got you?
16:24Is she working out?
16:26I guess.
16:29You got a girlfriend?
16:31No.
16:32Any prospects?
16:33No.
16:37You think at some point today you might respond to me with an answer longer than two syllables?
16:43Maybe.
17:00You're coming in?
17:01Yeah.
17:02Tori's here.
17:03I want to say hi.
17:05Hi, Bob.
17:06Hi, Mom.
17:07How's your dad?
17:08Good.
17:13What are you doing here?
17:15I took Hunter for some ice cream.
17:17That's not Tuesday.
17:18So I've been told.
17:20Is Tori here?
17:21She's not home yet.
17:25What?
17:26What?
17:26What is the look?
17:28I don't give you any look.
17:29You are giving me the look that there's the look where you're trying not to give me a look.
17:32So what's the problem?
17:37What?
17:37What?
17:37What?
17:37It's a little tricky when you show up on a day that it isn't your day.
17:40I took him out for ice cream.
17:41My God.
17:43It's confusing for him.
17:44Boundaries are there for a reason.
17:45Boundaries?
17:46You mean, like, monogamy?
17:48Really, Coop?
17:49It's been almost two years.
17:50When are you going to stop playing that card?
17:52I don't know.
17:52What is the statute of limitations on adultery?
17:55Probably less time than you've spent playing the sad cuckold.
17:59Who says cuckold?
18:00Who are you?
18:00If you were even remotely self-aware, you'd realize these things don't happen in a vacuum.
18:04And you could maybe take a little portion of responsibility for your side of it.
18:08Okay, I'm sorry, but you sleep with Nick.
18:10You kick me out of this place.
18:11I'm forced to pay for this entire mess, and I'm the one that's not being responsible.
18:15I'm not doing this right now.
18:17Oh, well, it's really no fun doing it alone.
18:20Oh, hey.
18:21What?
18:22Did he tell you he needs a new drum kit?
18:24He needs a new drum kit?
18:26What is wrong with his old one?
18:27I don't know.
18:28It's old and warped.
18:29This band he's playing with, and they're very good, by the way,
18:31said he needs a new one.
18:32Nick offered to pick that up.
18:33No, Nick doesn't need to pick up a drum set for my kid.
18:37I'm just saying, if you're really busy...
18:38I can handle it.
18:41Oh, wait.
18:42Scoop.
18:43I took Tori to the dermatologist.
18:45Her skin is fine.
18:46Yeah, you want to tell her that?
18:48She wants this new laser treatment.
18:50It's three times, and then you're done.
18:51$1,500 a pop.
18:54They're gonna email you the invoice.
18:55Every time I see you, it costs me money.
18:57Try sticking to Tuesdays.
19:01Tell Tori her father says hi.
19:06Jesus.
19:09Christ, are you the fucking kid?
19:14Oh, shit.
19:15I'm sorry.
19:16That is totally my bad, man.
19:18Yeah, it was.
19:19Here, let me give you my info.
19:21Tori?
19:22Hi, Daddy.
19:24Jake, this is my father.
19:25Daddy, this is Jake.
19:28It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
19:30I'm sorry I had to ding your car to do it.
19:32Wait, who are you?
19:34Jake Weston.
19:35Okay, that tells me nothing.
19:37He's my boyfriend.
19:38I'm sorry, how old are you?
19:40I'm 20, sir.
19:42Stop calling me sir.
19:43No one's buying it.
19:44Sorry.
19:45Okay, you're 20.
19:46She's 17.
19:47Are you familiar with the laws in this state?
19:49Daddy.
19:49It's not like that, sir.
19:50Jake, is it?
19:51If you call me sir one more time,
19:53I'm gonna punch you in the dick.
19:54Dad, you're being crazy.
19:55Mom, Dad's being crazy.
19:56You're okay with this?
19:57Why don't you guys go inside
19:57and get something to eat?
19:58You know about this.
19:59You're fine with it.
20:00I'm sorry.
20:00Okay, fuck off, Jake.
20:02Fuck right off.
20:05What is your problem?
20:06What is your problem?
20:07You're okay with the statutory rape
20:09of our daughter.
20:10Oh, please.
20:10You know what she's in love with him.
20:11She is a child.
20:12He's 20 years old.
20:13How is that okay in your world?
20:14Baby.
20:15Leave him alone together.
20:16Great.
20:16Nick's here.
20:17Hi.
20:18Hey, cool.
20:19He'll solve it.
20:22Let me get out here and see this man.
20:25Hi.
20:26Oh, okay.
20:27Right, yeah.
20:28You know, I was about to grill up
20:30these terrific skirt sticks I just picked up.
20:32I mean, why don't you stick around?
20:36Why don't I stick around?
20:38Uh, why don't I stick around?
20:40I guess why I don't stick around
20:41is probably because the idea
20:43of going into my backyard
20:44and eating steaks grilled on my $5,000 grill
20:47by the man who's fucking my wife
20:49would make me want to take my Shun Fuji steak knife
20:52and cut out my own heart.
20:54That's probably why I don't want to stick around.
20:56So, I'm gonna go.
21:00I get it, Coop.
21:02I feel you, man.
21:03I really do.
21:03I'm just trying to find a way past this,
21:06you know, for all of us.
21:08Yeah, good luck with that.
21:11If you tell that little shit,
21:12I'm gonna send him a bill.
21:14Watch your toes, baby.
21:28I drove all that night
21:29while Haskell slept like a log.
21:32After a while,
21:33I began to get sleepy myself.
21:36I was happy, though.
21:38Soon I'd be in the steward.
21:40The long trip was practically over,
21:42and there'd be no more
21:42hooking it down the concrete.
21:45I mean, I think it's a future.
21:47Which couldn't have been brighter
21:49if I'd embroidered it with neon lights.
21:51It was nice to think of Sue
21:53shooting to the top.
21:57Maybe it was for me, too.
21:59Don't you realize if I'm caught?
22:00I want to know where I get the car and stuff.
22:02They'll have me on a murder charge.
22:04If you're smart,
22:04you won't get caught.
22:06I'm not listening.
22:07Hey.
22:07Don't you realize you'll be off?
22:10What are you doing?
22:18Samantha's husband, Paul,
22:19made his fortune in diners.
22:20He had nine of them,
22:21a 44-inch waist,
22:23and a serious case
22:23of erectile dysfunction.
22:25Yeah.
22:26God damn it.
22:27Since they separated,
22:29she'd been making up for lost time.
22:30Ow!
22:35I think you actually broke the skin.
22:39Well, that's how you know
22:41I wasn't faking it.
22:44Are you okay?
22:45Mm-hmm.
22:46Yeah.
22:48Do you have to go?
22:50Uh, no.
22:52Why?
22:53Did you want me to go?
22:54No.
22:55I just...
22:56You looked like you
22:58had something...
22:59Oh.
23:00...important.
23:00No.
23:03Um...
23:04Okay.
23:04Okay.
23:06Hey.
23:07What just happened?
23:08What?
23:09Everything's perfect.
23:10No.
23:11If you have something
23:12you want to say,
23:12please just say it.
23:13I mean,
23:14you were just literally
23:14coming inside me
23:15a minute ago
23:16and now you can't
23:16get rid of me fast enough.
23:17Oh, Sam.
23:18God.
23:19No, honestly,
23:19it's fine.
23:20No, it's fine.
23:20I'll go.
23:21Seriously,
23:22I mean,
23:22it's biology, right?
23:23The dopamine crash
23:24after the rush of Orca?
23:25I thought maybe
23:26something was going on
23:27with your kids.
23:27No, my kids are fast asleep,
23:28but thank you so much
23:29for your concern.
23:30Okay, look,
23:30maybe something's
23:31getting misconstrued here.
23:32I feel like
23:33you're not understanding me.
23:34No, it's just
23:35a little off-putting
23:36if I'm being honest.
23:37I mean,
23:38because you called me, right?
23:40And then I change
23:41into something sexy
23:42and I got a sitter
23:43and I exfoliate.
23:45Sam.
23:45Sam.
23:45Sam.
23:46I'm sorry.
23:48Okay?
23:49I don't want you to leave.
23:55Tell me the truth.
23:57Do you ever think
23:58that we could be
23:58something more than this?
24:04Sam.
24:06Come on.
24:08Come on.
24:20We'd been doing this
24:20on and off
24:21for half a year
24:23and I had yet
24:24to stick the landing.
24:28Look,
24:28you know the kind of numbers
24:29I was doing over at Bailey,
24:30right?
24:31I could bring half
24:31that book over here
24:32and combine that
24:33with the Texas oil families.
24:35I could be
24:35within half a billion dollars
24:36in under a year.
24:37Come on.
24:37It's a win-win.
24:38And you haven't slept
24:39with any birth associates yet?
24:40Oh.
24:41Look, Jack's making calls.
24:42No one's allowed to date you.
24:43Come on, Monty.
24:44I got you this job.
24:45Just bring me in.
24:45He's making calls, man.
24:47Look,
24:47I know Jack's
24:48been making calls.
24:49Fuck Jack.
24:50He's got no friends here.
24:52That's good to know.
24:54Look,
24:54I can't afford
24:54to piss Jack off.
24:55Not now.
24:56Not with the beating
24:56we're taking in tech this year.
24:57I've been wanting
24:58to poach you for a while.
25:00Well.
25:00What's your non-solicit?
25:0190 days?
25:02You were once
25:03in this seat, Monty,
25:04and I was in yours.
25:05Yeah, I know.
25:06Two years.
25:07Didn't you get a lawyer look
25:08before you signed?
25:09Well,
25:09they made it worth my while,
25:10can I say.
25:11You want my advice?
25:12Not really.
25:13Come on, Coop.
25:14You know I can't bring you in cold.
25:15Take some time off.
25:16You'll let this thing fade
25:17because no one's
25:18going to touch you right now.
25:19You should reach out
25:20to one of the family offices
25:21coming out of Dubai.
25:22They won't give a shit
25:23about your non-solicit
25:24or this thing with the girl.
25:25The girl wasn't the thing.
25:26They won't care either way.
25:28That's my point.
25:29Coop,
25:30come on.
25:31Don't be like that.
25:53Sorry I'm late.
25:55I got the usual.
25:58You going to that
25:59Miller's thing tomorrow?
26:01I was invited.
26:02Why wouldn't I?
26:04No reason.
26:05If I avoided
26:06every social situation
26:07because Mel and Nick
26:08might be there,
26:08I'd never leave the fucking house.
26:09Hey,
26:10I'm on Team Coop.
26:11There's no teams.
26:13Bullshit.
26:21Okay.
26:22What's wrong?
26:23What?
26:25You're not checking your phone.
26:26You're not rushing through the meal.
26:27Something's up.
26:35What if I didn't work for a while?
26:39Why would you do that?
26:40I don't know.
26:41Maybe to see my kids.
26:42I don't know.
26:42Read a book.
26:44So we'll talk in a couple weeks.
26:46Maybe in line.
26:47Exactly.
26:48Or like a year.
26:53Poop.
26:55There comes a time
26:55in every conversation
26:56when a man has to cut the shit
26:58and get to the fucking point.
27:01I lost my job.
27:08Who'd you fuck?
27:09Hey,
27:09why would you automatically
27:10jump to the...
27:11No, no, no, no.
27:11You're not a drunk or a racist
27:13and your numbers were good.
27:14So that leaves fuckery.
27:15Jesus, Bernie.
27:16Come on.
27:17I did that.
27:18I just don't understand
27:19why Jack would hang me out like that.
27:21I mean,
27:21it was borderline at best.
27:23Jack saw a way to cut you loose
27:24and keep your book.
27:25Was it really?
27:26Was what really?
27:27Borderline at best.
27:29Look,
27:29she worked on a completely different floor.
27:31I didn't even know her.
27:32I couldn't find someone else.
27:32Anyone else.
27:33She hit on me.
27:34That doesn't matter.
27:35It fucking should.
27:37It should.
27:38It should matter.
27:46Bailey will settle.
27:48What?
27:49Sue Bailey,
27:50Russell,
27:50they'll settle.
27:51Why would they do that?
27:52Because you're not a drunk or a racist
27:53and your numbers were good.
27:55They don't want this to go to a judge.
27:57Sue them.
27:57You're my business manager,
27:59not my lawyer.
28:00And as your business manager,
28:01I'm strongly encouraging you
28:02to hire a lawyer.
28:03I just need to know
28:04how long I can float
28:05on what I got.
28:10You're not...
28:11six months.
28:12Seven tops.
28:13If that can't be true.
28:14Alimony,
28:15child support,
28:16two houses,
28:17cars,
28:17private schools,
28:18not to mention your sister,
28:19and that's just off the top of my head.
28:22Jack will settle.
28:23Jack will...
28:25crush me.
28:26I can't afford
28:26to go up against those guys.
28:27You can't afford not to.
28:32I just thought
28:33I had so much more.
28:36You did.
28:37And you got hammered
28:38last year in tech stuff.
28:39Everybody got hammered
28:40last year in tech.
28:41Everyone didn't get divorced.
28:43Or fuck the co-worker.
28:44You should go see Monty.
28:46I did.
28:46Lance, too.
28:48No dice?
28:50I have a
28:50two-year non-solicit.
28:55I know.
28:56Say, say, get out.
28:58Successful, better.
28:59Talk to himself,
29:00Pops, I got to know
29:01to my name.
29:02Cut in that place.
29:04Come and I need.
29:09Coop.
29:10What are you drinking?
29:13Forget that.
29:14I got a 15-year-old
29:14Japanese whiskey
29:15you gotta try.
29:16Two.
29:21L'haim.
29:24Mmm.
29:27How smooth is that,
29:28right?
29:29Oh.
29:31So, um,
29:34how's a single life?
29:37Well,
29:39has its moments.
29:40Oh, bullshit.
29:41It's gotta be a goddamn
29:42smorgasbord of ass
29:43out there.
29:44Come on,
29:44give me something.
29:45Some news from the front.
29:47Oh, hey,
29:48I'm, um,
29:49sharing that cancer benefit
29:50again this year,
29:51and I penciled you
29:51in for two tables
29:52since last year.
29:53How much are the tables
29:54again?
29:5530 grand,
29:5560 for the pair.
29:58Come on,
29:58you bought two tables
29:59last year.
29:59Yeah, well,
30:00I wasn't divorced
30:01last year, Peter.
30:04Hey, you're right,
30:05I'm sorry.
30:06I wasn't thinking.
30:08Shouldn't put you
30:08on the spot like that.
30:13I'll eat the tables
30:14and take your name
30:14off the floor.
30:15Leave it on.
30:17You sure?
30:18Yeah, it's fine.
30:19It's fine.
30:20I wasn't trying
30:21to be an asshole.
30:23I guess to some people
30:24it just comes naturally.
30:26I'll call.
30:32Hey, uh,
30:35that's okay, right?
30:37All adults here?
30:39Sure.
30:41It's all good.
30:42Good stuff.
30:5925, please.
31:01Yeah.
31:09Three-time NBA
31:10All-Star.
31:12What are you gonna do?
31:15Yeah.
31:18I have what he's having,
31:19just more of it.
31:20You got it.
31:23Tinkle?
31:38And one more.
31:42So I said to Peter,
31:44do we have to get away
31:45with the kids,
31:45you know,
31:46while we still can
31:47before they want
31:48nothing to do with us
31:49because then what are we
31:50gonna do,
31:50talk to each other?
31:53We've been married
31:54way too long for that.
32:12So on Saturday we leave
32:15before Belize.
32:15I found this villa,
32:17stunning view of the coast.
32:19The kids had their own
32:19villa next door
32:20so that we're not
32:21on top of each other,
32:22you know,
32:22but we know we'll see them
32:24because we're the ones
32:25with the chef
32:25in the dining room.
32:26So when they get hungry.
32:28And the turtle end
32:29does not know
32:30what it's about to do.
32:31How you doing, Coop?
32:32You okay?
32:33I'm okay, Mel.
32:34How are you?
32:37Yeah.
32:41Hey, you two,
32:42can I just,
32:43can I just say
32:44I love that you had
32:45such a friendly divorce.
32:47Diane.
32:48No, I'm just saying,
32:48no, I'm just saying,
32:49you know,
32:50remember when Mike and Gail
32:51got divorced?
32:51It was like Armageddon here.
32:53Do you remember that?
32:54They can't even be
32:54in the same room together.
32:55They can't be in the same city.
32:57Right?
32:59Sam,
33:00you think you and Paul
33:01are going to be able
33:01to keep things friendly?
33:02Oh, not a chance in a hell.
33:04But thanks for asking,
33:06you know,
33:06in front of everyone like that.
33:07I just,
33:08I admire how you guys
33:10handled everything
33:11with class.
33:12You know, babe,
33:12when we get divorced,
33:13I think we should
33:14do it like that.
33:15That's it.
33:16I'm cutting you off.
33:19You okay?
33:19I think it's great.
33:20Thanks.
33:24How we're all
33:25so enlightened.
33:27See?
33:28You know?
33:29I mean,
33:30yeah,
33:30Mel and Nick
33:31had an affair
33:32and ended our marriage
33:33and I guess
33:34time will tell
33:35how fucked up
33:36our kids are going to be,
33:37but,
33:38you know,
33:38you all are being
33:39so awesome
33:40about the whole thing.
33:44If I'd have known,
33:53I'm going to go
33:54take a piss.
33:55Come on.
35:05Oops.
36:40Here.
36:45Just...
36:51What do you guys want to trade cars for a little while?
36:53Fuck yeah.
37:22What do you want to trade cars for a little while?
37:32What do you want to trade cars for a little while?
37:40What do you want to trade cars for a little while?
37:40What do you want to trade cars for a little while?
37:50I don't know.
37:54fuck jesus oh for god's sake
38:08mr cooper go away jake sorry sir i didn't know you were gonna be here
38:16what did you do oh my god i told you to stop calling me sir are you okay what's up
38:21the fuck it's not
38:22i gotta take this hey no bruce i'm sorry what what can i do what do you need oh god
38:30yeah
38:31i mean i can be there in 10 minutes yeah sorry about this bye just put some ice on it
38:38or something
38:49it tastes like the real thing
39:05hey bruce thanks for coming coop
39:28hey andy bruce called me yeah i figured he would i could use the ride home anyway
39:35how did you get here i walked you off your meds again just wanted to feel something you know
39:43how do you feel shitty actually how was your day oh uh same you don't look so great
39:53that's coming from me come on let's get you home
40:04he still loves me you know honey he's got a wife and two kids well everybody's got something
40:09what are you playing there what are you playing there what are you playing there the smashy pumpkins
40:12um radio head dipshit
40:37new car the loner don't give me any shit
40:56i'm in trouble allie how bad i might need you to give up the apartment and move back in with
41:04mom and dad
41:07what's that's for them
41:10yeah well if you don't take your meds i make no promises
41:17this car smells like ass god i know it's like something died in it
41:43live live just please let me talk to you for a second
41:48look look i'm really sorry about what happened to you it sucks that they fired you
41:54do you really feel that way of course i do
41:57well then can you please withdraw your complaint
41:59you can recant and and indemnify bailey against the lawsuit i can get my job back
42:04what look i'm sorry if i mishandled things with you in any way i just thought we were both having
42:11wait stop stop i i don't know what you're talking about
42:16i never filed a complaint
42:32koop he's on a call
42:36there was never any complaint
42:37koop you can't be here
42:39live cross never filed a complaint
42:40it's an hr issue i only know what i'm told
42:42bullshit jack you did this
42:44you broke company policy my hands were tied
42:46you saw an opportunity to take my book and you decided to fuck me
42:49you fucked yourself
42:50i thought we were friends
42:54at least let me keep my fucking capital account
42:57i'm begging you that's my money i need that money
43:00no it isn't
43:02your biggest mistake was thinking any of this was ever yours
43:07all right all right
43:12it's not yours if you can't keep it
43:35i just can't let you ruin a beautiful movie
43:38here
43:39okay start it up
43:41okay start it up
43:41okay start it up
44:06here
44:07oh
44:18how is tori's boyfriend
44:23jake
44:25that's correct
44:26he'll survive
44:29and tori
44:34gotta give it a couple more days
44:35i'm working on it
44:42you're not yourself koop
44:46look i'm sorry about the barbecue
44:48i was a little over served
44:50i'm not talking about the barbecue
44:51and i'm not talking about the fact that you assaulted our daughter's boyfriend
44:54all the jesus christ
44:55what then
44:58i don't know
44:59you just seem so
45:02alone
45:04yeah well i live here and you
45:07live there in our house with our kids
45:10i know
45:10you left me
45:11that would make me
45:14alone
45:15that's not what i'm talking about though
45:19i'm worried about you
45:26hey
45:29is it
45:33come on you can still talk to me can't you
45:39i'm fine
45:41i am
45:43i'm finding my way
45:53okay
46:00fair enough
46:09thanks for coming by
46:12thanks for the beer
46:22miss cross
46:24how can i help you
46:25i was hoping for an explanation
46:27the andrew cooper thing
46:28i didn't file a complaint
46:30somebody reported your involvement to hr
46:33but there was no complaint
46:35whiskey
46:36no
46:36sit
46:41i'm sorry that it was phrased like that
46:43but complaint or not mr cooper was in direct violation of our company's code of conduct
46:47he's in a position of power and we take our protections very seriously
46:52he's nowhere on my org chart
46:53i don't report to anyone who reports to him
46:55does that mean he couldn't get you fired if he so chose
46:58he didn't need to lose his job
47:01i've got a conference room full of labor lawyers who say otherwise
47:09shepherd tells me that you're a star he wants to put you up for a promotion he wants you running
47:13your own desk are you ready for that
47:15how is that related to this
47:16well i'm done with this i moved on to that
47:19i'm more interested in your future than coop's past
47:28i tell you what i've got a phone call in a minute
47:30but let's do dinner later in the week and discuss mary will check your avails
47:35shouldn't shepherd join us
47:40shepherd's welcome to join
47:44thank you
47:45thank you
48:12if you were to shout at the gods
48:18maybe it was for me too
48:31what would you call yourself
48:41what would you call yourself
48:51what would you call yourself
48:56what would you call yourself
48:56what would you call yourself
49:27what would you call yourself
49:34what would you call yourself
49:35what would you call yourself
49:37what would you call yourself
49:38what would you call yourself
49:40what would you call yourself
49:41what would you call yourself
49:42what would you call yourself
49:43what would you call yourself
49:51Viewed from a certain perspective, life boils down to a series of interconnected decisions.
49:56The Millers decided to go to Belize.
50:00I decided to go to the Millers.
50:08Westmont Village has its own private security patrol,
50:11as well as the Westmont Police Department.
50:14The crime rate is almost non-existent.
50:18You live in a place like that long enough,
50:20you start to feel insulated from the rest of the world.
50:23You get complacent about things like alarm systems,
50:27and locking all your doors.
51:06You help people.
51:11I'll strike them because they dokhed them.
51:13But they are not Here.
51:15the patek philippe nautilus sealed 18 karat white gold blue sunburst dial water resistant
51:20up to 30 meters like that will ever come up like the ads say you never actually own a
51:26patek philippe you merely look after it for the next generation
51:31well the next generation tells time on their phones so i figured no one was going to miss
51:35this one
52:18hi guys is uh everything okay good evening sir you live here yeah yeah i sure do your house was
52:24placed on the vacation watch shredding tonight saw the honda parked on the street lights on in the
52:28house figured we'd check in that's my son's car i told him to pull it into the garage before we
52:36left so you are going on vacation oh yeah bright and early tomorrow morning my wife must have given
52:40you the wrong day when she called it in no worries have a great trip thanks you guys i appreciate
52:46it
53:07i don't know what i was thinking well that's not true i was thinking that peter and diane miller
53:12were assholes and they didn't deserve all of this and i was thinking that there were plenty of assholes
53:18just like them in the neighborhood with houses just like this filled with expensive shit just like this
53:23that would never be missed piles of forgotten wealth just lying around in drawers where they were
53:29doing no one any good i knew this because up until a little while ago i'd been one of those
53:35assholes
53:47i was thinking about alimony child support legal fees two houses a maxed out home equity line
53:52tuition property taxes health insurance premiums sat tutors child psychologists car payments gardeners
53:57exterminators roofers painters plumbers drum kits and a bank account that was still in the red from
54:02the divorce and how no one including the cops apparently would ever suspect a guy like me
54:07i'm not saying it was a good idea it was just temporary a quick fix to pay some bills until
54:13i got
54:13back on my feet and i figured what's the worst that could happen
54:30that could happen
54:33i need to keep reminding them that they could afford a lot of money
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