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06:47I don't keep up with the choices.
06:51I don't keep up with the choices.
07:21How are our perfect grandkids?
07:23Did you hear Tori won her tournament?
07:24We did. We heard all about it. Congratulations.
07:27We're so proud.
07:28It's remarkable, really, how resilient she is.
07:32You should come to her next match.
07:34Invite us and we'll come.
07:36Oh, I'm sorry.
07:37I assumed your son had invited you.
07:40It's fine.
07:41Tori called afterwards and she sent me a picture.
07:44I told her she could always come by our place if she needed a break from all the chaos.
07:50What chaos?
07:51She didn't mean chaos.
07:53Pretty sure she did.
07:56What chaos, Marley?
07:58You know something I don't know?
08:00I'm just not as close to it as you are.
08:02No, you're not.
08:06I think you forgot to grab the oatmeal.
08:13She didn't mean any of that the way it sounded.
08:16Oh, yes, she did.
08:17I guess what I meant was she doesn't mean to be the way she is.
08:50These people are assholes.
09:20I will pay you to stop talking.
09:21Cool.
09:23You need you back at work.
09:24I think what I need is a little hiatus.
09:27Sure.
09:30Or, and I'm just spitballing here, maybe that will leave you well and truly fucked.
09:36Now is not the time for a hiatus.
09:39Now is the time for a solid, low-level panic.
09:42You heard Massey.
09:43God only knows how long this lawsuit will take.
09:46Nice of you to join us.
09:47Sorry, sorry.
09:48Jesus.
09:49Head after.
09:50Oh, no.
09:51You know, the old-timers already beat us to the first tee.
09:54Sorry, I got waylaid by my fucking contractor.
09:57You know, if the man could work as fast as he bills me, we'd have been done months ago.
10:01Our last renovation almost ended the marriage.
10:04Are you married?
10:05I hadn't noticed.
10:06Fuck you.
10:07How far over budget are you?
10:09Oh, you mean there's a budget?
10:10Someone should tell my wife.
10:11Grace does have an eye.
10:13Tell me about it.
10:14There.
10:18Brad, did I hear you fired your housekeeper?
10:20I had to.
10:21My Risharmille got stolen.
10:22How do you know she took it?
10:23I don't, for sure, but she was the only one who had access.
10:26Besides, she was getting way too comfortable.
10:33It's a good excuse to, you know, bring in some new blood.
10:37That watch is a serious piece of hardware.
10:40Any chance it might be recovered?
10:41Maybe, if the cops gave a shit, which they don't.
10:44The detective thinks I just misplaced it, like, like, I'm gonna misplace a quarter of a million dollar watch.
10:51So you told the cops?
10:53Yeah.
10:54I needed a police report for the insurance.
10:58Nice.
10:59So you're covered.
11:01Sure.
11:02We'll get a fat check, but it's a limited edition piece.
11:07Irreplaceable.
11:07Lisa has an uncle who works in the Diamond District.
11:09You can probably get it for you on the gray market.
11:11You can ask her about it at Mel's birthday, I think.
11:13Gordy.
11:16What?
11:17Guys, I'm invited.
11:19It's fine.
11:20Seriously?
11:21Yes.
11:22You see?
11:25There you go, Barney.
11:26There you go.
11:35Hey, do you look up here today's Navajo?
11:37Oh, yeah.
11:38Let me pull it up.
11:39Okay.
11:46Give me another minute here.
11:54Well, thanks a lot.
11:56You.
11:57You owe me.
11:59It's your turn.
12:00Yeah.
12:04I said I don't know what to do.
12:09All right, we covered the tables at the bar, the dance floor over the pool, so we'll do
12:13a whole indoor-outdoor thing with seating for $150.
12:16But what can we do about that?
12:17We have comfort months.
12:18Don't ask me.
12:19Hey.
12:19Okay.
12:20Come on.
12:20We've got to hit all four floors here.
12:22I want a full permethrin spread.
12:24I want vinegar seals the worst.
12:26Okay.
12:26We could do a flower wall behind that whole section.
12:30Or we could build a board wrap of some kind.
12:33What do you think, Notorious?
12:35Why not both?
12:36More is more.
12:37I know.
12:38More is more.
12:39What's going on here?
12:41Hey.
12:41It's the almost birthday girl.
12:43You weren't supposed to be home yet.
12:45Melanie.
12:46Jane Rubin.
12:47Rubin catering an event.
12:49Nice to meet you.
12:49Nice to meet you.
12:51I told you I didn't want to party.
12:53I don't.
12:53Sorry, my bad.
12:54Yeah, Jose.
12:55Hey, Jose.
12:55Hey.
12:56Come on, Mom.
12:57You can't cancel now.
12:58Nana and Hubs are going to be so disappointed.
13:00You called my parents in Boca?
13:02It was going to be a surprise.
13:03I'm finding out.
13:04My parents are not coming here.
13:05Why not?
13:06Come on, Mom.
13:07It's going to be great.
13:08Mom?
13:08Nana's totally not racist anymore.
13:10Remember that Uber driver she told us about?
13:11Mom?
13:12That's why I'm calling?
13:14That is not happening.
13:18Oh, good.
13:18Okay, go, go.
13:19She'll come around.
13:21That's what my dad said.
13:25I'm sorry about this.
13:26I think Mick and I just had a miscommunication.
13:31Well, I can tell you, he is going all out for you.
13:36I wish my husband would think more like him.
13:38Oh.
13:39Oh.
13:39How long have you two been married?
13:51A lot of shopping bags in your closet.
13:53Half of them are returns.
13:55Oh, and Lily needed a new saddle and equipment for horseback riding.
13:59What's wrong with her old saddle?
14:00This one's for dressage.
14:02Apparently, our daughter has a very strong seat.
14:05Oh, I know it's a compliment, but it just sounds like an insult.
14:10Why?
14:12What's wrong?
14:13I think with the renovation and everything, we should try to cut back on spending just for a little while.
14:19Hey, are we okay?
14:20No, it was just a little cash crunch.
14:24We're fine.
14:25Good.
14:27Because, um, we can always return the specter.
14:34Or, um, I don't know, I guess I could stop wearing these expensive pajamas.
14:48Better?
14:55Let me see it on again.
14:57Oh, no, no.
14:58Oh!
15:06Oh!
15:16Who is...
15:17Jack Black.
15:19Ah.
15:21Hey!
15:22Wanna watch a movie?
15:24All good tonight?
15:26Mm, private events.
15:28Come on, we can watch one of your kung fu dragon films.
15:32I know there's no literal dragons in any of those movies, right?
15:34Well, that's disappointing.
15:35What is SOS?
15:37What is SOS?
15:39Are you using your chest as a bowl?
15:42Huh.
15:42Well, it's a much more efficient popcorn delivery system.
15:46Disgusting.
15:47What the fuck is that?
15:49It's probably mom with a vacuum cleaner wanting to talk about your life decisions.
15:54Worse than the kids.
15:56Coming!
15:58Who's Al's Cooper?
16:07What are you doing here?
16:08I need to talk to you.
16:15I shouldn't be here.
16:16And yet, here you are.
16:18Massey's in Jack's pocket.
16:19What?
16:20Massey was in Jack's office today.
16:22Yeah.
16:23I gave you a heads up on that right before you hung up on me.
16:26He's my lawyer.
16:26This didn't look like that.
16:29What did it look like then?
16:30Like Massey's in Jack's pocket.
16:32There are laws against that.
16:33Did you pay a retainer?
16:35Sign a contract?
16:37You said it could back to me.
16:38Shit.
16:39Are you sure?
16:40Think of everything you know about Jack.
16:42And Massey.
16:45Hire someone else.
16:45Yeah, I really wish you wouldn't.
16:52What's Jack giving you?
16:54What?
16:55For all this.
16:55What's Jack giving you?
16:56What?
16:58A higher floor.
17:01Trax.
17:01You'd fire me if you knew I was here.
17:03I know.
17:04I appreciate it.
17:07I'm gonna go.
17:12Well, uh, thank you for coming by.
17:16You must be wishing you never met me.
17:19Oh.
17:21It was a fun weekend.
17:25It was.
18:00Who was that?
18:02Fucking everybody.
18:04What is going on with you?
18:12Oh, God.
18:16Give me a second.
18:18Yeah.
18:19Hey.
18:21Already?
18:24Yeah, I mean, sure.
18:30Okay, I'll be right there.
18:32Great.
18:34I gotta go.
18:43When Aleta said she wanted to be partners, it turned out she meant immediately.
18:46So now I would be committing felonies with the housekeeper of the man who was sleeping with my ex-wife.
18:51Which, if nothing else, was a pretty good indicator that my little enterprise was already spinning out of control.
18:56On the other hand, it was never a bad thing to have some backup.
18:59Hey, what car is this?
19:02Snakes.
19:03For errands.
19:06Nice touch.
19:09What's that?
19:10Wi-Fi jammer.
19:12Kills the cameras.
19:14You've got gear.
19:15The right tool for the right job.
19:21Okay.
19:38Are you sure about this?
19:41Are women supposed to be sentimental about their jewelry?
19:46Not about the panther.
19:48It's from her ex-husband.
19:50Audrey told me that she kept it out of spite in a divorce.
19:52She never wears it.
19:53How does she know that?
19:55Audrey knows everything.
19:57Turned out the housekeeper network was a real thing.
19:59And there was almost nothing about us that they didn't know.
20:01They were a social network, like any other, supporting each other, covering for each other, spreading information like currency across
20:09the neighborhood.
20:10These women moving quietly and unobtrusively through our lives were quietly and unobtrusively taking note of everything.
20:17And sharing it in WhatsApp groups and weekly card games.
20:21And Elena, she was at the center of it all.
20:26We did four jobs in two weeks.
20:28All surgical.
20:29All clean.
20:29All thanks to Elena.
20:31Everything was where she said it would be.
20:33And it was all stuff no one would miss for a while.
20:35You're never.
20:38You're never.
21:03You're never.
21:05You're never.
21:45we had a good thing going all we had to do was stick to the plan and not get greedy
21:54okay so this guy that we're meeting hector hector what's his deal he works for charter security
22:01which they do most of the alarms in your neighborhood so he can help us well i'm not
22:04really looking to take on another partner at this point okay i'm going to think of him more as a
22:08consultant where are you seriously what's the family dinner you thought this would be an
22:18appropriate time to make an introduction introduction he's my cousin
22:40this is my little brother chivo hey chivo
22:49you brought a tender date to my house no this is my business associate can we please talk alone
22:58man the girl chivo
23:03ready yeah
23:07no no way i'm not getting involved in this shit and it's not cool for you guys to ambush me
23:11like this
23:12okay just for the record i didn't know that you didn't know and i would never have supported this
23:18ambush you're not getting involved involved you're just passing on some neighborhood alarm codes oh just
23:23that and we'll pay you five thousand dollars per call
23:25what
23:27prima
23:28pero tú estás loca
23:29qué estás haciendo con este tipo yo sé lo que estoy haciendo no te preocupes
23:32si lo pÃan eco es una abogada es un trato a ti te deportan punto pierdes todo
23:37él tiene más que perder lo que tú piensas
23:39qué es lo que tú estás haciendo lo que hacen todo yo sé que tú te mata trabajando doble mientras
23:44julio se cura de la espalda
23:46es demasiado para ti mi pana entonces dice que merecemos esto la vida no te da lo que te merece
23:52sino lo que tú puede negociar esto se trata lo de chivo
23:59de qué tú hablas
24:02hmm
24:05tú debes de hablar con chivo
24:09cinco mil por código que tú dices
24:17i got paid in cash up front okay we haven't had a chance to discuss this fee internally so maybe
24:24we could put a pin in that and maybe we can sidebar can you
24:38i thought i saw a dominican republic flag back at your cousin's house is that where you're from
24:42yeah
24:44when did you move here
24:46i was uh 23 my parents wanted to get me away from some bad influences
24:52oh
24:54what kind of bad influences
24:57keeping it vague
24:58huh
25:00what does it matter
25:01i've been here 12 years and look at me now robbing houses with a banker
25:04it's
25:05a hedge fund
25:07but
25:07whatever
25:09you can use a housekeeper
25:11i have a service
25:12it comes twice a week
25:13oh
25:15oh
25:15getting ripped off
25:18so
25:19so
25:19you know you never did tell me
25:20why you didn't turn me in that night at nix
25:24i wanted in
25:24well
25:25yeah
25:25but
25:26why
25:29i mean look if we're gonna be partners we might as well know at least
25:32this about each other
25:36i've been cleaning houses 10 years
25:38i know women who've been doing it into their 70s
25:40and for what
25:43what do they get
25:46at a certain point it feels like not taking the shortcut
25:49is a bigger crime than the actual crime
25:51well what's the end game
25:53bringing my parents here for starters
25:55i know an immigration lawyer might be able to help with that
25:58you make it sound like all i have to do is sign the right forms
26:02it takes a lot of money to get them here
26:03it takes even more money to keep them here
26:05and
26:07giving them a life
26:09fair enough
26:10and then there's jibo getting in trouble faster than i can get him out
26:14you wouldn't understand
26:15i don't know if you're right about that
26:18they just moved my sister in with me
26:20in here
26:21yeah
26:22and you're okay with that
26:23yeah i mean
26:24you know i don't know you get used to
26:27living with people
26:29there's a presence
26:30even if they're not in the same room
26:31or
26:32they're asleep
26:34empty house just feels different
26:37more like a tomb you know
26:39and then you start looking for any excuse to not come home
26:42and that i can tell you from personal experience leads to some very poor decisions
26:46i should get your money
27:06you're cut from the last two jobs
27:11you're gonna count it
27:15i trust you
27:15no you don't
27:17not yet anyway
27:19i'm gonna count it when i get home
27:21that's what i would do
27:27thanks for a beer group
27:32you sure about hector
27:34you sure about any of this
27:39okay so the anniversary of your first episode is coming up
27:43ah next week
27:46i would have been married 11 years
27:49are you tempted to reach out to bruce again
27:53no
27:56i do wonder what he would have gotten me
27:59as a steel anniversary
28:01or turquoise
28:03the internet is divided
28:06how did it feel in your body to think about that
28:12heavy
28:14in my legs
28:16like i'm stuck in the mud
28:21i heard hold me now by the thompson twins on the radio on my way to a gag
28:25that was supposed to be our wedding song
28:28and um
28:31and i got through the whole thing this time
28:33usually i have to cut it off after the first verse
28:38and did you make it to the gig
28:39i did
28:43and
28:44they offered me a
28:46a regular slot
28:47that's terrific
28:50how did andy react
28:51he must have been proud
28:52i haven't
28:53i haven't told him
28:53i haven't told anyone
28:55sounds to me like
28:56you redirected some
28:58powerful emotions into your art
29:00were rewarded for it
29:02can you let yourself celebrate that
29:06historically
29:07uh
29:07things don't go so well when i celebrate
29:10let's talk about that
29:13elena picked a target
29:15and hector came through with our first five thousand dollar alarm code
29:18one two three
29:21oh come on
29:23come on
29:28hector my man
29:29you could sound a little less surprised
29:31oh sorry it's just a little nerve wracking
29:37elena is there a dog here
29:38died last month
29:40they made lorelei handle the burial
29:41thank god
29:42i mean
29:43not thank god
29:44that's awful one
29:46god
29:47handle the burial
29:49that's rough
29:49no pun intended
29:53how does that compare to what uh nick makes you do
29:56well that's easy
29:57plus he's barely home anymore
29:58yeah
29:59thanks for that
30:00shit
30:01sorry
30:01but isn't this bitter act getting a little old
30:03you're telling me you never cheated on anybody
30:06never
30:07wow really
30:07i could sound a little less surprised
30:12okay
30:14i think i found it
30:15okay
30:16so we're looking for anything hermes
30:18mrs hick's sales associate couldn't or wouldn't get her the new season birkin color way
30:22so she's too offended to wear any of the bags
30:24anything on the island is fair to do
30:28there's probably a no more obnoxious or coveted status symbol in the Hermes Birkin
30:32named after singer-actress jane Birkin
30:34they're handcrafted in france by an elusive cabal of craftsmen trained in centuries old equestrian trade techniques
30:40using only the highest end leather exotic animal skins stitching and hardware
30:45the Birkin is the crown jewel of any woman's handbag collection
30:48the rub is you can't simply walk into an Hermes boutique and buy one
30:52you've got to play the Hermes game
30:54which means spending tens of thousands on jewelry and accessories
30:57aka Birkin bait
30:58just to get waitlisted for the privilege of spending upwards of 50 grand for a bag
31:04and you thought hedge funds were
31:05what the fuck is that
31:06there's another alarm
31:07why the fuck is there another alarm
31:09hello
31:10try the house code
31:11there's no fucking keypad
31:13where do i find a keypad do you know
31:15it's got to be there somewhere
31:16wait wait wait i got it i got it i got it
31:18hold on hold on hold on
31:19holy shit
31:22Coop
31:23it's not working it's not working
31:25Coop
31:26fuck it's not what do i do
31:27get out of there
31:33what the fuck kind of security system is this
31:37Jesus Christ
31:44Coop where are you get out of here
31:46yeah i don't think i can do that
31:47why not
31:48cause they got another dog
31:51i don't
31:53hey
31:55hi
31:57you want trees
31:59huh
32:12coming up front
32:13do not come up front
32:14do not go up front
32:15i don't really have the choice
32:24please
32:25leave it
32:37where the hell are you
32:39i'm on the street
32:40oh go run east
32:41which way is east
32:44how the fuck am i supposed to know
32:47i don't know where i'm going
32:48i don't know where i'm going
32:53tell me where i'm going
33:04there are cops everywhere just be careful okay
33:10okay
33:11okay
33:12okay
33:35fucking earpiece
33:36hey
33:44answer me if you can hear me
33:46stop
33:52Coop
33:53hello
34:17okay
34:17okay
34:18okay okay okay okay
34:19try us let's try us let's
34:20yeah okay
34:21okay
34:21try us
34:30Holy shit.
34:37Where the fuck are we?
34:58Hey, I need your air wrap.
35:01Mom.
35:03What, you're not even dressed?
35:05People are already here.
35:07I just have to do my makeup.
35:18So gorgeous.
35:21Hey, come here. I'll help you.
35:24Oh yeah, sorry.
35:25Just like look at the ceiling?
35:27Perfect.
35:52Happy Birthday.
35:55Happy Birthday!
35:56Happy Birthday!
35:57How are you?
35:58Beautiful.
35:59Beautiful.
36:00Um, bar.
36:02Now.
36:02Oh, now.
36:03Oh, sorry.
36:04Oh.
36:05You're good.
36:07Oh.
36:08You're good.
36:09Oh.
36:10Wow.
36:11Yeah.
36:12You know.
36:19A melatini.
36:21Tonight's signature drink.
36:23Baby, I just really want a vodka martini.
36:25Very dirty.
36:26Yeah.
36:26That's what I want.
36:27I don't know what the melatini is.
36:28Tell me what you like, babe.
36:30Hey, girl.
36:31Oh.
36:32Oh, my God.
36:34We're both fire signs.
36:37Really?
36:37Yeah.
36:38We're more into Enneagrams here.
36:40You mean, like, word games?
36:42Uh, yeah.
36:43Yeah, sure.
36:44I know.
36:45Right.
36:46Oh, oh.
36:48Okay.
36:49Oh.
36:49Hey, Sam.
36:50Paul.
36:52Could you give us a minute?
36:53I don't care first.
36:57Did you get my voicemails?
36:58Anything you have to say can go through our lawyers.
37:00God knows we pay them enough.
37:01I pay them enough.
37:02You can afford it.
37:03Unless Misty is spending you out of house and home.
37:06Can you really rack up that much of a tab at Fashion Nova?
37:08Yeah, it doesn't have to be like this.
37:12Oh.
37:13You should go back up there.
37:14It looks like they're approving your girlfriend at the bar.
37:21Ladies?
37:23Bye, Paul.
37:48What the fuck?
37:49How did Hector not know about the second alarm?
37:51They gotta be from the same company.
37:52He didn't know what he was looking for.
37:53Well, for five grand, you better fuck it now.
37:55Can you sit down?
37:56You're making it worse.
37:58Where's your first aid kit?
37:59I don't have one.
38:01Okay.
38:01Do you have vodka?
38:02In the freezer.
38:03Give me this one.
38:04I'm gonna order the rest on Bordash.
38:06Oh, you fucker.
38:06Look, I need your face.
38:15Why is Samantha Leavitt sending you nudes?
38:17Oh, my God.
38:18It's complicated.
38:19Okay?
38:20How do you know Samantha Leavitt?
38:22Why does everybody know everybody in this town?
38:24Of course.
38:24Everyone fucking knows everyone.
38:26Is that why you were fighting with her husband at Nixon?
38:28No.
38:28Paul is just a dick.
38:29Okay?
38:30Can we please drop this?
38:31No.
38:35Okay.
38:38Ready?
38:39Yeah.
38:42Uh...
38:43We gotta be more careful.
38:44People are gonna hear about this.
38:46About you and Sam?
38:47No.
38:48About me being chased by police and a dog.
38:51Hey.
38:52It'll pass.
38:53Yeah.
38:54So this looks more like a scratch than a full-on bite,
38:58but I would still probably put some antibiotics on this.
39:00It'll be fine.
39:00What are we gonna do about Hector?
39:02I'll straighten on Hector.
39:04Okay?
39:04Okay.
39:05You know what?
39:06I'll be fine.
39:07I'll be fine.
39:08I gotta go.
39:09I'm gonna be late.
39:10Late?
39:11Late to what?
39:12Mel's birthday party.
39:13I gotta change.
39:15Are you serious?
39:17You're a complicated guy, Coop.
39:19I know.
39:19Sometimes I don't understand myself.
39:22Another shot for this bad bitch.
39:23Tequila shot.
39:24Double please.
39:25And we don't have Julio.
39:26None of that spring break shit.
39:27Uh-uh.
39:27You won't have to tell us.
39:29Line them up.
39:30Strong.
39:31And here we go.
39:34Oh.
39:35Oh.
39:36Okay, that's my girl.
39:37Oh.
39:39Allie?
39:42Happy birthday, Mellie.
39:44Thank you for coming.
39:46Of course I wouldn't miss it.
39:48Please?
39:48We haven't seen you in forever.
39:49You do not age.
39:51You look amazing.
39:52Oh, of course she looks amazing.
39:53Yeah.
39:54She doesn't have kids sucking the life out of it through her tits.
39:56Mm-hmm.
39:57I apologize in advance for anything they may say at any point tonight.
40:01Please, don't leave.
40:03Don't fuck yourself, Pop!
40:07Fuck you!
40:08Oh, shit.
40:09Did somebody miss their nap time?
40:14Okay, let's stand.
40:15Okay.
40:16Come on.
40:17Right there, girl, dance.
40:18Right there, girl, dance.
40:20Right there, girl, dance.
40:36Hey.
40:36I want it my way.
40:38Yeah.
40:42Yeah.
40:43Uh.
40:57Uh.
40:58Uh.
41:00Uh.
41:01Okay, sorry, man.
41:02Uh.
41:02Uh.
41:03Uh.
41:03Uh.
41:04Uh.
41:04Uh.
41:04Uh.
41:12Hey, Kat, how are you? Looking good.
41:28It's quite a picture.
41:32Are you going to do something about it?
41:33You got out of bed, didn't you?
41:34You've been spending a lot of time in bed recently.
41:38Okay, is this about the girl?
41:40Wow, you nailed it on your first try.
41:42And they say men are too.
41:43Sam.
41:44I just thought you were better than that.
41:46Well, better than Paul, at least.
41:48Though I have to admit, it's not a very high bar.
41:51Okay.
41:52She was a former colleague.
41:54She came by to drop some things off at the house.
41:55She never even came inside.
41:57She kissed you like someone who's fucked you.
42:00Well.
42:02Maybe some women just kissed that way.
42:18There you are.
42:21Tori, can I get you over here for a minute?
42:24Why?
42:25Nick wants a family photo.
42:26I'm not his family.
42:32That's what I'm talking about.
42:34That wasn't for you.
42:35Well, I'm going to pretend it was.
42:37Ah.
42:39You're late.
42:40Yes, I'm sorry.
42:42Cut me some slack, please, will you?
42:46What?
42:49Okay, are you going to tell me what's wrong, or are you going to stand there with your
42:51arms crossed?
42:52All you get is slack.
42:54Slack to be a shitty dad, husband, whatever, with no consequences.
42:58Excuse me.
42:59My life is one big consequence.
43:03See, you want me to feel bad for you, and this is all your fault.
43:06Hey, for the record, I didn't choose any of this.
43:09Okay, but you didn't fight, Dad.
43:11It was your job to fight for Mom, for us.
43:14Okay, you were the only one who could, and you just walked away.
43:19Well, it was a little more complicated than that.
43:22Right, it made leaving look pretty fucking simple.
43:24Hey, hey, hey, Jake.
43:27Hey, I got this.
43:28I know.
43:29Can you do me a favor?
43:30Yeah.
43:30Get the fuck out of my way.
43:31Oh, sure thing.
43:34Hey.
43:34Hey.
43:37Hey.
43:37Hey.
43:49You came.
43:51Yeah, just in time to get my ass handed to me by our daughter.
43:54Well, I got a pass tonight for my birthday.
43:58Well, happy birthday, Mel.
44:03Now, you want all out.
44:05Sorry.
44:07Okay.
44:07Oh, ho, Justin.
44:10Justin.
44:11Let's make you.
44:14Yeah, you can hear me.
44:15Okay, good.
44:16Where is Mel?
44:19Where are you now?
44:21Uh-oh.
44:21There you go.
44:24Come on, baby.
44:25I want you next to me for this.
44:27Pretty, please.
44:32Come on, come on.
44:36You got it.
44:37You got it.
44:37Come on.
44:38Come on.
44:38Come on.
44:40Come on, baby.
44:41Yay.
44:44Happy birthday.
44:46Yes.
44:47You got it.
44:50Got you a drink.
44:51Come on, my baby.
44:54I know you didn't want this party, but how could I not spoil you?
44:59I mean, look at you.
45:00Oh.
45:03Oh.
45:04Don't you hit me?
45:04It's true, right?
45:07You teach me something new every day.
45:10I'm my best self when I'm with you because I want to be better for you.
45:13You guide me through space and time.
45:16You speak to my soul.
45:18I love you, babe.
45:21Sir?
45:25So, everyone, raise your meltinies for the birthday girl.
45:38Why don't you say something?
45:58Why don't you say something?
46:08Got it.
46:15Sorry, I am one of those people that needs to fill every awkward silence.
46:20That was beautiful, Nick.
46:22Literal tears.
46:24Yeah, clearly an emotional moment for all of us.
46:28Give a round of applause to Nick.
46:33Nick.
46:36Strong ass Jim.
46:40That's a very tough act to follow, but I'm just going to steal this stool here from the, sorry, from
46:47the DJ.
46:51So, I would like to, I would love to play a song in honor of the birthday girl.
47:02Oh, and, uh, I will be playing weeknights at the Tap Ale House, if you are so inclined.
47:15Here we go.
47:19I have a picture pinned to my wall, an image of you and of me, and we're laughing, we're loving
47:35it all.
47:38Look at our lives now, all tattered and torn.
47:47We fuss and we fight and delight in the tears that we cry until dawn.
48:01And we're having a lot of fun.
48:03Put our parents down.
48:06We're not going to be playing weeknights at the Women's Day.
48:16All the time is up, we're living in the world.
48:23We're living in the world.
48:30What happened to your leg?
48:32What happened to your speech?
48:33Don't fuck with me right now.
48:38Hey.
48:41You okay?
48:4818 years of marriage.
48:51You never once asked me that.
48:55Well, for what it's worth, I wish I had.
49:02Oh.
49:10Where did you get that?
49:13They sell these at stores, though.
49:16But this I happened to get in Hunter's room.
49:19Oh, great.
49:22Please, don't worry about him now.
49:23Worry about him when he gets better at hiding it.
49:25Tell that to your mother.
49:26She chewed me out in the supermarket the other day for being a bad parent.
49:30I think that's just her way of saying she misses you.
49:35Maybe she's right.
49:38Maybe we are fucking up our kids.
49:41Well, she would know.
49:41She set the industry standard of terrible parenting.
49:44Coop!
49:45Okay.
49:47Maybe we are fucking them up.
49:49But please, give yourself a break.
49:54Whatever we have done to them started way before the divorce, so...
50:14To answer your question, I'm not okay.
50:19Nothing feels real to me anymore.
50:25I'm numb all the time.
50:29I miss moments I can't ever get back every day.
50:32Moments with the kids.
50:35My patients.
50:37My God, I'm a terrible fucking therapist right now.
50:40You're not a terrible therapist.
50:42No, no.
50:43Trust me.
50:43You're not there.
50:45Maybe it's not enough.
50:46I fuck up our kids.
50:47I gotta fuck up everybody else's kids, too.
50:49No, it's good to have goals.
51:01Feels like I've been angry for so long.
51:03I thought I was angry at you, but...
51:05Now you're gone.
51:06I'm still so angry.
51:12I'm just fucked up.
51:17Yeah, I did very well.
51:19I don't know.
51:20I don't know.
51:40I don't know.
51:41That I do.
51:43And this is just one of those games that you play.
51:49So I'll sing you a new song.
51:55Please don't cry anymore.
52:00I'll even ask your forgiveness.
52:03Though I don't know just what I'm asking it for.
52:08Oh, and hold me now. Oh, warm my heart. Stay with me.
52:24Let a loving start. Let a loving start. Hold me now. Oh, warm my heart. Stay with me.
52:46Let a loving start. Let a loving start. Hold me now.
52:52Oh, hi. Hi.
53:03Damn it.
53:10Probably should get back next. It's on the list.
53:23Stay with me.
53:27Let a loving start. Let a loving start. Whoa.
53:33Oh, oh, oh.
53:36Oh, oh, oh.
54:15Oh, oh.
54:16Oh, oh, oh.
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