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Wonder Man 2026 S01E04 [Full Movie] [Full Series]Full EP - Full
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00:03I'm sorry, Emily.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby.
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:12Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, son?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22Sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says, uh, you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just in there, girl.
01:42Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
01:43He-haw!
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Look who's in the house.
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50Send back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad, come on, man.
01:54Call me Josh or Jay Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:00We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive.
02:04Most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I'm just gonna wear the shades, and I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:29The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why do you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49There was an actor or a model, and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:04You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:16Oh.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Fun while it lasted.
03:38Shit.
03:42Shit.
03:44Shit.
03:45Shit.
03:50Shit.
04:01What the hell?
04:56Oh, my God.
05:03Chance.
05:05What's that, Chance?
05:14Chance!
05:18Chance, I'm coming!
05:22Hello?
05:26Hello?
05:29Chance.
05:30Come here.
05:31Come here, come here.
05:32What the hell are you doing?
05:33Get out of my apartment!
05:34Ma'am, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo,
05:37and all of a sudden,
05:38my dog fell through the floor.
05:40I promise I'm not breaking in.
05:45Whoa!
05:45I'm leaving.
05:47I'm leaving.
06:04No.
06:11demar uh you okay yeah yeah just kind of been a weird day that's all sorry no no it's fine
06:19listen we are totally packed tonight pushing it on the fire code so just you know don't let
06:23anyone else in until it clears out a bit i got you
06:26bees of fuzz kids will blow dandelion fuzz and i'll be doing whatever snow does in summer
06:35a drink in my hand my snow's against the burning sand
06:40and it's summer we're melting melting bitches
07:08i can't get it open keep trying i'm gonna call the fire department get that door open okay
07:40the door was jammed quick go through me
07:44what do you mean go through me i don't believe what is he saying i think he said he wants
07:50us
07:50inside him pass he's saying he wants us to go through him
08:00how does how do i do this do i just enter you i really don't know really uh hold on
08:04just give
08:05me a second now now okay all right
08:12why do i do this oh god oh oh oh look at that there's the other side shit it works
08:19everyone follow me exit through demar
08:32hurry this shit ain't easy
08:39hey jesus sorry man i didn't mean to scare you i just wanted to come out here and say
08:43thank you i don't sweat it i'm sure anybody would have done that are you being serious right now
08:48you just saved everybody's life in that building you just saved my life i gotta pay you back
08:54i don't need anything good having a new job what
08:59demar after what you did tonight there's no way no offense that you can go
09:04be a doorman anymore come work for me i'll put you on the payroll look mr jacob i appreciate it
09:09but
09:10i'm fine here got a good ball starting salary is 200k plus benefits yeah that'll work yeah josh dad
09:18is in the news again the frozen star is catching fire and turning heads with his new super powered
09:23personal valet the man in question appears to be demar davis former wilcox employee who's
09:28affectionately been dubbed doorman he's been spotted all over town with josh and seemingly has
09:33the power to move himself and his boss through solid walls davis recently saved a crowd from a fire
09:40at a popular nightclub now it seems he's exclusively using his talents in service of gad meanwhile this
09:47mormon has just booked a new project an action comedy called cash grab you might say this former
09:53lefou is cast on a roll
10:06dying for some sugar they got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there
10:09but it's better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie you know what i'm saying
10:13frank premager hanover agency oh i heard of that demar right yeah the doormat live and direct
10:22ding dong you're a funny guy thank you yeah you ever think about acting nah not my thing frank
10:33besides who can get jay gad his snack plate true keep it you never know it's just you know the
10:39heist
10:40is feeling flat i agree i think we need something more original well we could go back to flooding the
10:47vault i always liked that version snatched you some crap rangoons before they got housed
10:52or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter the vault needs to be
10:58impenetrable the whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet that can get in or
11:03out
11:06um i may have something look man i want to help out
11:11i can't act who cares i can't act it's never stopped me from being an actor we'll make sure
11:16it's only a couple of lines this will be easy i'm telling you you know it's easy if you bring
11:21somebody
11:21else in keep the idea brilliant idea bringing a real actor then you can fake it with cgi
11:28yeah yeah but what makes it cool is that it's you people know who you are they would go crazy
11:34i don't know i'm more comfortable behind the scenes the more there is a reason that you are making
11:41headlines you have something that other people just don't it's a charisma a charm on top of all of
11:49that you can become a door it is not every day that an opportunity like this just falls into your
11:55left you do realize that right all right yeah all right it's gonna be great
12:12vamos a la playa amigos we've been training 10 years for this and now we've only got 30 seconds
12:17to grab some cash
12:30i knew you tripped the silent alarm what difference does it make we're all gonna die
12:34keep it together you two why jake it's time to panic i wouldn't be so sure about that
12:43ding dong mother
12:54what did i tell you huh i love you and things get a little crazy on this week's murphy family
13:02when special guest demar doorman davis comes a knocking there's the door man
13:15where is that thing i'm so embarrassed oh hold on i got this
13:27ding dong baby ding to the dong the people are real the rulings are real and this week's guest
13:34judge isn't afraid to tell it like it is ding dong i said ding dong you ding dong i am
13:40a big fan
13:41you want to pick
13:42okay
13:47i remember this place dang girl you done got fine what's up yo you mind if i come in for
13:54a drink
13:54oh of course mr doorman please head right in
13:57yeah oh if things quiet down why don't you come have a drink with us oh i love that thank
14:03you
14:03ding dong
14:30is there a celebrity in here that used to be my employee
14:33oh bridget what's up girl
14:35bridget
14:36oh what's going on wow
14:40y'all this is bridget bailey number one club owner in la and an amazing boss
14:46wow look at you
14:48you look great thank you i heard you got a movie out ding dong i'm sorry i haven't seen it
14:53yet
14:53oh yes don't worry about it how are you doing me
14:56yeah you know same old same old so uh you happy
15:03damn straight just got on the phone with my agent he told me he landed me a huge huge commercial
15:10contract
15:11wow life's about to change
15:21what the hell
15:23wouldn't knock knock make more sense as a catchphrase
15:25that's a good one samuel
15:28mark that one
15:31please tell me when it's 15 minutes
15:33or up
15:36get real tired of this ding dong business
15:40some fools are hating but doorman still makes me smile
15:46thank you
15:49i'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal let me know if you need anything else
15:52will do
15:54oh maybe some ice for the water
15:57or
15:59i can go to town with this round
16:05doorman yo this is crazy i'm such a huge fan bro
16:09good to meet you bro i appreciate that
16:11yeah
16:12so hey look i was looking over the pages
16:14we wrote that at three o'clock in the morning man go easy on me
16:16no no it ain't that it's just
16:19i'm a little nervous about the bit
16:21don't sweat it
16:22people love when you can poke a little fun at yourself man trust me
16:24okay
16:25cool
16:26i gotta get back out to rehearsal
16:27all right
16:28see you out there
16:28for sure
16:31hey
16:36hey
16:38what's up y'all
16:39it's me d-list actor and literal door damar davis aka doorman
16:49is
16:51Thirsty.
16:51Oh, let me see what I can.
16:53Oh.
16:54Oh.
16:56Oh.
16:57Oh.
17:00Tastes like door.
17:02Ding dong.
17:04What else I got up in here?
17:06Oh.
17:07Oh.
17:07Oh.
17:08Oh, it's my mixtape.
17:09It's my mixtape.
17:10I've been looking for this.
17:12Ding dong.
17:14Oh.
17:14Oh, I call this the go long ding dong.
17:28What are you doing here?
17:31I thought you was hiding out from the IRS.
17:35Earl, come on.
17:35You got to cool it with those rumors.
17:38And that impression?
17:39Ding dong.
17:40I mean, who is that?
17:41That's not me, is it?
17:43I mean, I'm much more than just a catchphrase.
17:45You know, Earl, a lot of people don't realize that I've been taking acting classes at the
17:49Stella Adler Academy.
17:51Really?
17:51Yeah.
17:53Well, let's see some of that training.
18:10Alas, poor Yurick.
18:13I knew him, Horatio.
18:15A fellow of infinite ding dong.
18:21Ding dong.
18:23Ding dong.
18:24With my diet, sometimes I have trouble getting things to move through me.
18:30Try Expolex.
18:31It'll have your insides as insubstantial as mine.
18:35Doorman.
18:36Boundaries.
18:37Ding dong.
18:41Expolex.
18:42And new black cherry flavor.
18:45Oh, oh, oh.
18:46Sure you don't want to slow down there, pal?
18:50Well, you're out of the lake.
18:52Well, I'm here now.
18:54What do you want to talk about?
18:56Expolex.
18:57They said the campaign will be smart and elevated, like Seinfeld and American Express with these.
19:02Yeah.
19:03About that, Ogilvy's cutting the contract short.
19:07They just feel the joke's a little...
19:11stale.
19:12Exactly.
19:13That's why we need to come up with some new ideas.
19:15Let me pitch you something.
19:16It's too late, Damar.
19:17They already signed Michael Strahan, so...
19:19Strahan?
19:20Yeah.
19:21That doesn't even make sense.
19:22Just a normal guy.
19:23He is charming AF and apparently suffers from chronic constipation.
19:27Damn.
19:29Can we fight this?
19:30I mean, we got a contract, right?
19:32I don't think we want to take on a huge advertising agency.
19:35Things are getting pretty tight.
19:37Behind on car payments and a few other things.
19:40Come on, Damar.
19:41You gotta be more careful with your money.
19:43You know how this business works.
19:45You can't count on the next paycheck until it's in your hands.
19:50You've never said that.
19:52I'm saying it now.
19:56You don't have any other superpowers you didn't tell me about, right?
19:59Just a door thing.
20:01Cool.
20:02Okay.
20:03Well, look.
20:04This is a dip.
20:05This is a tiny little dip.
20:06We're gonna get back on top.
20:08We're gonna get you something better.
20:09Something smart and elevated.
20:13Trust me.
20:16That's right.
20:16This, you don't even need this no more.
20:18This is a drum.
20:19Because with the potato bag, your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside and chewy on the outside.
20:25Why juggle a tough schedule when you can just use the potato bag?
20:27Just drop it and plop it in the microwave.
20:31You hear that sound?
20:32Well, I think the potatoes just said ding-dong.
20:38Well, it looks like doorman is back in the news.
20:40Only this time, the overnight success finds himself in a bit of hot water.
20:45Steam might be more accurate.
20:47DeMar Davis has been hit with several lawsuits over his involvement in the potato bag product,
20:52which has been found to cause severe steam burns.
20:56Ouch.
20:57Hey, doorknobs.
20:58I just wanted to get on today just to let you know that I'm sorry to the hundreds of you
21:03who experienced steam burns from using the potato bag.
21:06I want you to know that I'm in full support of the class action lawsuit
21:11and that I, too, was misled by Food America Product Incorporated.
21:17I think at this moment I need to take some time to step away
21:20and really reflect on where all this is going for me and for you.
21:26So stay supportive, and I will stay supporting you.
21:29Keep knocking.
21:56Oh, shit.
21:57Here's my best friend.
21:58I miss you, man.
21:59I miss you more.
22:00Guess what, though?
22:01Studio One's cash grab, too.
22:02Really?
22:03Hell, yeah.
22:04You bullshitting.
22:05Nah, man.
22:06We're getting the band back together.
22:08You in?
22:08Of course.
22:09I'm in.
22:10Ah, beautiful, man.
22:11Let's do it.
22:12Yeah?
22:13Hell, yeah.
22:13Amazing.
22:14All right, I'll be in touch, bud.
22:16All right.
22:26Don't mess this up.
22:27Don't mess this up.
22:49Everybody use that again.
22:52I'm coming.
22:54Go ahead!
22:54Tamar?
22:56Go ahead!
22:58Oh.
22:59What a shit.
23:02Oh.
23:03Cast grab two apart.
23:04It's up in our game on the stunts.
23:05Hey.
23:06You're an incredible hulk, huh?
23:07You ain't that tall.
23:08Tamar, you're all right with that, right?
23:10The stunts?
23:10Of course.
23:11Me and Tom Cruise, we'll do our own stunts, baby.
23:14Stop, stop, stop, stop.
23:15Tamar, you good, bud?
23:16Yeah, I'm good to go.
23:17Okay.
23:19GTG.
23:20Tamar.
23:21Tamar.
23:22Tamar.
23:22And...
23:23Action!
23:31We only get one shot at this, Gustavo.
23:33You ready?
23:34Always.
23:35Jake!
23:38We're in position.
23:39They're in place.
23:42Here we go.
23:59I'm going through!
24:00Wait.
24:06Come on.
24:07Come on.
24:12Please let's go.
24:18Come on.
24:19Come on.
24:20Come on.
24:20Come on.
24:21Come on.
24:22Where you're out of here.
24:22Let's go.
24:22And where is he?
24:24He didn't come out.
24:31Take it!
24:41Where is Josh Gad?
24:43The world wants to know.
24:45It's been months since he disappeared inside DeMar Davis,
24:48and the Department of Damage Control is still searching for answers.
24:52We want to assure the American public that the Department of Damage Control
24:55takes this horrific incident seriously.
24:58DeMar Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life.
25:02We will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again.
25:08While the DODC continues to probe, experiment, and investigate every inch of DeMar Davis,
25:14Hollywood is now waiting.
25:16Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy.
25:21They're calling it the Doorman Clause.
25:24Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals
25:28to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
25:32The insurance required now? Astronomical.
25:35Everything okay?
25:38Is it bad news?
25:40Oh, no.
25:41It's good.
25:43It's all good.
26:01I have come a long way from the hills of Tennessee,
26:05and I've worked hard to make the folks back home real proud of me.
26:10Now, everybody knows my name no matter where I go,
26:15but I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
26:22Now, I have dreamed of stardom since I was just a kid,
26:27a million-dollar dream beneath this $13-dollar wig.
26:31In my bell-bottom jumpsuits with my rhinestones all aglow,
26:36I became an overnight success from the Johnny Carson Show.
26:41From polyester paradise to silk and satin frills,
26:46from a 48-foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill,
26:51from moonshine to rare wine, from a packard to a rose,
26:55but I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
27:01Now, there's only one small problem.
27:04Sometimes I get disturbed.
27:06The folks sometimes get me confused with Monty Rock III.
27:10But still, I think it's worth it,
27:12and I just thought you should know
27:14that I'll always owe a special thanks to the Johnny Carson Show.
27:18I went from pop beats to diamonds, from car coats to fur,
27:24from K-Mart to Gucci's, from here no telling where,
27:29from hillbilly heaven to a penthouse on the coast,
27:33but I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
27:48Sometimes I like to close my eyes
27:50and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come.
27:56He's the bus, kids will blow down the lion fuzz,
28:00and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.
28:05I drink in my hand,
28:07my snow up against the burning sand,
28:10probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer.
28:15You'll finally see a summer breeze blow away,
28:18a winter storm,
28:20and I would have solid water when it gets warm.
28:25And I can't wait to see
28:27what my buddies all think of me.
28:29Just imagine how much cooler I'll be in summer.
28:34Summer.
28:36Summer.
28:37Summer.
28:38Summer.
28:39Summer.
28:39Summer.
28:55The hot and the cold are both so intense,
28:58put him together, he just makes sense
29:03oop!!!
29:04winter's a good time to stay in his cuddle
29:06but what could he have in summer and i'll be un
29:07happy happy happy happy happy happy
29:11no man
29:11happy happy no man
29:16happy happy happy happy no man
29:18Hope is over.
29:27Snowman.
29:28Snowman.
29:31Hope is over.
29:32Winter's a good day.
29:36Winter's a good day.
29:37Winter's a good day.
29:38Tuddle, cuddle, cuddle.
29:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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