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00:04:16Y he tratado de pasar a mis errores, ¿al Pawlina?
00:04:20You're still the same, naive, reckless, spoiled princess
00:04:25who doesn't know how to be alone in this world.
00:04:28You know what, fine!
00:04:29Think what you want, okay?
00:04:31At least I'm not a self-righteous asshole like you.
00:04:34I can't believe my father wanted me to marry someone like you.
00:04:37You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:04:39And I didn't read The Great Gatsby.
00:04:41I only watched it because of Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:04:52Fuck me
00:04:58Lexi, Lexi, wait
00:05:00Lexi
00:05:21Lexi, Lexi
00:05:39Lexi, Lexi
00:05:43Ow
00:05:45What the hell
00:05:46What the hell is happening to my voice
00:05:49Hello
00:05:52Oh my god
00:06:02This can't be happening
00:06:04Oh my god, this is impossible
00:06:05This can't be happening
00:06:06I swat bodies with Lexi
00:06:09Wait, that's my voice
00:06:23What are you doing with my body?
00:06:25Give it back
00:06:26Lexi, don't panic
00:06:27Don't panic?
00:06:28This is literally the best time to panic
00:06:30You have my freaking body
00:06:31Calm down
00:06:32No
00:06:33We'll figure out a way to swap back
00:06:35How?
00:06:42Three
00:06:45Two
00:06:47Get out of my body
00:06:49One
00:06:51Go
00:07:08You know, there's one thing that we haven't tried
00:07:11What's that?
00:07:14Kissing
00:07:25Yeah, no, you're not
00:07:26Nice try
00:07:28Okay
00:07:28Lexi, first of all
00:07:30If I kissed you
00:07:31It would basically be like me kissing myself
00:07:34Which is super weird
00:07:35Second of all
00:07:36Aren't
00:07:37In those chick movies
00:07:38Don't they like
00:07:38I don't know
00:07:39There's like a magical kiss or whatever
00:07:40Yeah, well if you actually watch the girly movies
00:07:43You know
00:07:43That the magic only works
00:07:44If they're in love
00:07:45You know, fine
00:07:46Stay in my body
00:07:47Fine
00:07:48But there is something that I should probably prepare you for
00:07:51Especially in the morning
00:07:54In the morning
00:07:58Ew, okay, fine, fine, fine, fine
00:08:02You can kiss
00:08:05None of that
00:08:06No tongue
00:08:06None
00:08:07Lexi, do you think that I want to French kiss myself?
00:08:11No
00:08:12It's not working
00:08:28Oh my god
00:08:29I'm going to be stuck in your body forever
00:08:32Daddy would know what to do
00:08:33I need daddy
00:08:34Lexi
00:08:35No
00:08:36No
00:08:37I can't tell anyone
00:08:40Okay
00:08:40They will think we're crazy
00:08:50We just have to work together
00:08:52Okay
00:08:52We'll figure this out
00:08:55Okay
00:08:58Oh
00:09:00Mommy
00:09:01Daddy
00:09:01Father
00:09:04Okay, I'm fine
00:09:05I'm fine
00:09:06Get off
00:09:13Um
00:09:15Mommy
00:09:15Mommy
00:09:16Daddy
00:09:18The restaurant call said you were passed out on the street
00:09:21Passed out?
00:09:22We got hit by a car
00:09:23What are you talking about, Nick?
00:09:25There was no car
00:09:26Marshall
00:09:27I think you're missing the big picture here
00:09:30They were kissing
00:09:33Oh
00:09:33What did I tell you, sweetie?
00:09:37Nick isn't a pretentious prude
00:09:41Wow, yeah, you know what?
00:09:44No
00:09:44Nick is just the most gentlemanly
00:09:48Handsome
00:09:49Amazing
00:09:50All-around, out-saying guy
00:09:52Hammer
00:09:52I was a big, big idiot
00:09:57I'm in your body now, Nick
00:09:59You want to dance?
00:10:01Let's dance
00:10:06No
00:10:06No, no, no
00:10:08I was the huge idiot
00:10:11Cause Lexi is the total package
00:10:16So pretty
00:10:17Smart
00:10:18God, it's just so sexy
00:10:20Have you seen her booty?
00:10:25Sexy booty
00:10:27Seriously?
00:10:28You brought this on yourself
00:10:30You know what?
00:10:33We
00:10:34Have an announcement to make
00:10:37We
00:10:39We are
00:10:41Moving in together
00:10:42Oh
00:10:46Look what you made me do
00:10:47Oh
00:10:49Oh, I just love him so much
00:11:01Do you have to have so much stuff?
00:11:03Hey, I didn't want to come here
00:11:04It's your idea to move
00:11:05If we don't live together
00:11:06People are going to figure us out
00:11:07Alright?
00:11:08Mm-hmm
00:11:19Hey, hey
00:11:21Hold it right there
00:11:21Cowboy
00:11:22What do you think you're doing?
00:11:23You're going to see everything
00:11:24Oh my god
00:11:26I'm not going to look
00:11:26Alright?
00:11:27Okay, that's not the point
00:11:28You're going to
00:11:29Touch
00:11:30Everything
00:11:31Okay
00:11:31Yeah
00:11:32Well, would you rather
00:11:35You
00:11:35Look like this
00:11:36When I'm going out?
00:11:39Oh, it's not good
00:11:40Good point
00:11:41Mm-hmm
00:11:42How about this?
00:11:43How about this?
00:11:44I
00:11:46Bathe you
00:11:48Yeah, that's not happening
00:11:49Sorry
00:11:50Um, okay, yeah
00:11:51How about this?
00:11:51Hold, stay there
00:11:52One sec
00:11:53I got an idea
00:11:58Lexi
00:12:00Don't fuck up my shit
00:12:02Aha
00:12:07Take it
00:12:08Take it
00:12:10Take it
00:12:11Take it
00:12:15I'll go
00:12:17No peeking
00:12:18Let me know if you have any questions
00:12:21Ow
00:12:23Genius, Lexi
00:12:25Yeah, there's got to be a better way.
00:12:31Eight suitcases of clothes and not one pair of underwear.
00:12:41Heck, I don't know.
00:12:43There's something wrong with your...
00:12:50No, I'm not wearing this.
00:12:52No, this is torture.
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:55How does this even work?
00:12:57Heck, I don't know.
00:12:58There's something wrong with your...
00:13:01Lexi, it's...
00:13:02What are you doing with my thumb?
00:13:04You perv.
00:13:05Give me that back.
00:13:06No, give me that back right now.
00:13:07Give me it back.
00:13:08I told you, it's not what it looks like.
00:13:10Give me it back.
00:13:12Lexi, hey.
00:13:13Look at me, okay?
00:13:15We already discussed where I could attach anything.
00:13:17We're not going to look down.
00:13:18We're only going to look up.
00:13:19We're not going to look down.
00:13:21And we're definitely not going to...
00:13:23Oh, my God.
00:13:25I have a penis.
00:13:26I have a penis.
00:13:27Oh, my God.
00:13:29Freak out.
00:13:32Okay.
00:13:33Oh.
00:13:35That's gross.
00:13:36Disgusting.
00:13:37Hey.
00:13:37I saw everything.
00:13:38Hey.
00:13:39I have, you know, plenty of women would love to be in my body.
00:13:42Okay?
00:13:46There's not even dressing on this.
00:13:48I'm not going to eat this.
00:13:52Do you have pet cows?
00:13:53Because this is their breakfast.
00:13:55That is my 168 diet.
00:13:56No fried foods.
00:13:57No snacks.
00:13:58No sweets.
00:13:59No fucking fights.
00:14:00Oof.
00:14:01So, you're meeting with a board member today.
00:14:03You need to read all this.
00:14:05Oh, no.
00:14:06What the hell?
00:14:07There's no way I'm going to memorize.
00:14:08This is way too hard, Nick.
00:14:10And we have that meeting today with Mr. Jenkins.
00:14:14What are we going to do?
00:14:16Shit.
00:14:17Okay.
00:14:18That's my assistant, Eddie.
00:14:20I'll take care of your meeting, okay?
00:14:22You need to meet with my board member.
00:14:23And if he asks you any questions, just say that we're assessing our positions and we're reinforcing our strategies.
00:14:28Be assessing.
00:14:29Yeah, okay.
00:14:30And you, be funny.
00:14:33Yeah, tell some jokes.
00:14:34Okay.
00:14:35Go, please.
00:14:37Yeah, we're screwed.
00:14:40Screwed.
00:14:43Jesus, how do men greet each other?
00:14:48Think, Lexi, think.
00:14:52Hi.
00:14:54Good morning, boss.
00:14:55Yo, how's it hanging?
00:14:58Eddie, my man.
00:14:59Come over here, dude.
00:15:01Hey.
00:15:02Sorry.
00:15:04Is everything okay?
00:15:06For sure.
00:15:07I'm great.
00:15:08How are you?
00:15:08I'm great.
00:15:09Good.
00:15:10I like this.
00:15:11Friendlier.
00:15:11Warmer.
00:15:12Yeah?
00:15:13It might work.
00:15:13Cool.
00:15:14Are you ready to go and, you know, do some business?
00:15:17Yeah, great.
00:15:18Boss shit.
00:15:19All right.
00:15:19Boss shit.
00:15:20Please.
00:15:21Thank you.
00:15:21Looking sharp.
00:15:22Okay.
00:15:26What's that?
00:15:31Hey, there you are.
00:15:34Okay.
00:15:34Love the new style.
00:15:35Very professional.
00:15:37Samantha, right?
00:15:38You're Lexi's, I mean, my assistant.
00:15:42You said it yourself.
00:15:42First besties, then business.
00:15:44Right.
00:15:45I'll choose business.
00:15:45Uh, do you know where Mr. Jenkins is?
00:15:47Ugh, I wish I could say no.
00:15:49That perv creeps me out.
00:15:51He's, um, in your office.
00:15:53Want me to come with you?
00:15:55No, I think I'll take it from here.
00:15:56Uh, also, could you get me a sales report and an employee list?
00:15:59Oh, and, uh, let marketing know that we have a meeting in an hour, okay?
00:16:04What was that?
00:16:08Hey, boss.
00:16:18Nick, how are you, son?
00:16:20Mr. Lucas, you are so very early.
00:16:23Wow.
00:16:24You know me, Nick.
00:16:30Ah, Mr. Endler.
00:16:33Always a sight for sore eyes.
00:16:36What the hell?
00:16:37Well, I love to surprise people.
00:16:46Oh, sorry.
00:16:47I'm not used to this hand yet.
00:16:49I mean, don't worry, young man.
00:16:52A powerful handshake is the best way to start a meeting.
00:16:56Yes.
00:16:57Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:17:01Wow, that's a bit strong, isn't it?
00:17:03Well, I was told that a strong handshake is a great way to start off.
00:17:06Yeah, but a girl should be gentler.
00:17:07Don't you think?
00:17:10So, Nick, let's hear your plan for next quarter.
00:17:14Okay.
00:17:15Yeah.
00:17:17Shit, shit, shit.
00:17:18I haven't had time to read any of this.
00:17:21Uh-uh.
00:17:22You know, I have to say, Miss Endler, you look prettier every time I see you.
00:17:30Is this guy for real now?
00:17:32Mr. Jenkins, I'm failing to see how my attractiveness has anything to do with business.
00:17:38Relax, honey.
00:17:39Come on, I'm making conversation.
00:17:41This is what Lexi has to go through at work?
00:17:44First of all, don't call me honey.
00:17:47Second of all, if you want to have conversation, we can have it about business.
00:17:52I know girls like you, princesses, who act like they know anything about business.
00:17:58But at the end of the day, you just become someone's trophy wife.
00:18:04Wow, Mr. Jenkins, it seems you have me figured out.
00:18:08Now it's my turn.
00:18:09Jenkins Corporation is a sinking ship.
00:18:12Your revenue has gone down 43%.
00:18:13Your R&D is at a primitive lab, and you're failing to reconstruct your executive team.
00:18:19So here you are, acting nonchalant, desperate for my funds.
00:18:25Did this princess get anything wrong?
00:18:30So as you know, your patent is what I want.
00:18:32It expires in two years.
00:18:34So sign this.
00:18:35Your company will not fail in two years.
00:18:37But it's up to you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:18:43What's it going to be?
00:18:44I don't know about you, but I am loving this.
00:18:50But it's up to you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:18:54What's it going to be?
00:19:06Thanks for the opportunity, Miss Amber.
00:19:11I really...
00:19:12Pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:19:14Now, get out.
00:19:30Way to go, Lexi.
00:19:32You're such a badass.
00:19:34We got the patent.
00:19:35I posted the whole thing on Instagram.
00:19:37You smoked that arrogant asshole.
00:19:40Okay, watch your language.
00:19:41Get back to work.
00:19:50Say something.
00:19:52Uh, yeah, okay.
00:19:54Okay, we are cessing our position
00:19:59and reinforcing strategies.
00:20:05Um...
00:20:07Sorry, I don't have...
00:20:09I don't have anything for you.
00:20:11Well, Nick, I meet with the board today.
00:20:13I've got to give them something
00:20:14or they're going to vote you out.
00:20:16Oh, no.
00:20:17I'm going to get Nick fired.
00:20:19You remember that idea that you had?
00:20:23Yes.
00:20:24Thank you.
00:20:26Um...
00:20:26Yeah, I got something for you, Mr. Lucas.
00:20:30We're going to collaborate
00:20:31with Ember Tech Corporation.
00:20:37We're going to collaborate
00:20:38with Ember Tech Corporation.
00:20:42The Ember Tech.
00:20:43The biggest AI development company
00:20:45in Los Angeles.
00:20:47That's the one.
00:20:47Yeah, um...
00:20:48Do you think their daughter,
00:20:50Miss Ember,
00:20:51is going to agree to partner with us?
00:20:53We have actually been getting to know each other
00:20:56quite a bit.
00:20:57And I think...
00:20:59it's going to work.
00:21:05Well, that's wonderful news.
00:21:06Ah.
00:21:07I can't wait to share it with the others.
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:09Do that.
00:21:14Do that.
00:21:15I can't wait to see you all day there.
00:21:18I am.
00:21:24So...
00:21:24And you are in your company,
00:21:26but it's all up to you, Mr. Reagan.
00:21:28Huh.
00:21:30Maybe I was wrong about it.
00:21:32Oh, my gosh.
00:21:34Is that a smile I see on your face,
00:21:36Mr. Nick Rivers?
00:21:38Oh, wait.
00:21:39Regina White?
00:21:41Wait.
00:21:42Regina White?
00:21:49What the fuck, Regina?
00:21:52We saw you talking to Troy
00:21:54after his football practice, dork.
00:21:56Don't you know he's Regina's boyfriend,
00:21:58you slut?
00:21:59I didn't do anything with Troy.
00:22:03Stay away from what's mine, Lexi,
00:22:05ever, or I will destroy you.
00:22:08Okay?
00:22:15You doing okay?
00:22:17Can I help you with anything?
00:22:21Shit.
00:22:22My college nemesis works for Nick?
00:22:25Wait.
00:22:27So Regina works for Nick
00:22:29and has a crush on him.
00:22:31Oh, my God.
00:22:32This is perfect.
00:22:33Actually, Regina,
00:22:35there is something you can do for me.
00:22:38My pleasure.
00:22:43So there's this document
00:22:44that got shredded somehow.
00:22:46I don't know how,
00:22:47but I need you to piece it together for me.
00:22:50Um, Nick, it's wet, and it smells.
00:22:57Oh, so sorry, sweetheart.
00:22:59Could you just give it to me by noon, though?
00:23:02Okay?
00:23:05Oh, and Regina?
00:23:07Oh, and Regina?
00:23:09Don't wear, like, whatever this is ever again,
00:23:15because it's unprofessional.
00:23:23Nice, boss.
00:23:25God, I've been waiting to call her out for years on that.
00:23:28Why is that idiot?
00:23:30Wait, I mean, why am I dating that woman, anyway?
00:23:33Dating?
00:23:34Oh, you keep Regina around
00:23:37because her dad's the biggest investor in our company.
00:23:40No, no, no, no, no.
00:23:41She's all over you,
00:23:42but there is no chemistry there.
00:23:45See, there's no chemistry between you and any women.
00:23:48Really?
00:23:49But that's surprising
00:23:53because I'm so hot and rich and stuff.
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:59Hot, yeah.
00:24:00Yeah.
00:24:01Anyway, um,
00:24:02we're gonna get some drinks afterwards if you want to come.
00:24:05Huh.
00:24:06You guys aren't as boring as I thought you were.
00:24:09Count me in.
00:24:13Oh, ew!
00:24:14This banana peel's all stinky.
00:24:16Why are we even doing this, Regina?
00:24:18Can you guys just shut up and get to work?
00:24:21We need to get this done before the bar tonight.
00:24:23Tonight's the night, girls.
00:24:26I am gonna get Nick Rivers in bed.
00:24:30And I'm gonna like how he tastes.
00:24:34Are you just picking things up for fun,
00:24:36or are you gonna, I don't know,
00:24:37maybe put some pieces together?
00:24:39We're trying our best.
00:24:40I'm an intern.
00:24:41It's showing.
00:24:48Lexi?
00:24:50Lexi?
00:24:50Lexi's loser X again?
00:24:52What are you doing here, you little minx?
00:24:54Hmm?
00:24:56You know, if you're looking to have a little fun,
00:24:58I don't mind throwing you one for old time's sake.
00:25:02Maybe you should go home and have your mother teach you some manners.
00:25:08That's not how you speak to a lady.
00:25:13What the fuck did you just say to me, bitch?
00:25:15Huh?
00:25:20Ow!
00:25:21Fuck!
00:25:24Look at my fucking nose!
00:25:26You're lucky I was aiming for your teeth.
00:25:28Now get the fuck out!
00:25:30Fucking bitch!
00:25:31You got me put by a girl?
00:25:32Shut the fuck up!
00:25:33Don't touch me!
00:25:33Take me to the fucking ER!
00:25:35You fucking took me in the sand,
00:25:37but are you fucking kidding me?
00:25:37Let's go!
00:25:40You're fucking crazy, you know that?
00:25:42Oh!
00:26:05Thanks.
00:26:06Lexi!
00:26:07Don't drink that!
00:26:15What the fuck?
00:26:17Wait, Lexi?
00:26:19Lexi Ember?
00:26:20God, it's Lexi the man-stealer!
00:26:22She's trying to steal Nick from Regina?
00:26:25How pathetic!
00:26:26God, Lexi, I mean, look at yourself.
00:26:28You really think Nick's gonna juice you over me?
00:26:32Yeah.
00:26:32Actually, I think I do,
00:26:33because he's my boyfriend.
00:26:36Wait, Nick is your boyfriend?
00:26:39Did I stutter?
00:26:41Yeah.
00:26:44Now you better leave
00:26:46before I pour another one of these on your face.
00:26:51Oh, my God.
00:26:54Ugh!
00:26:56Bitch.
00:26:56Bitch.
00:26:58Wow.
00:26:59That was awesome.
00:27:00Yeah.
00:27:01Did you know that there was aphrodisiac in that drink?
00:27:04Oh, come on.
00:27:05I mean, Regina's...
00:27:06She's crazy.
00:27:07Yeah.
00:27:07But she wouldn't...
00:27:11Oh, yeah, she totally would.
00:27:13She would.
00:27:13Mm-hmm.
00:27:14Come on, let's get out of here.
00:27:15Yeah.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:17Yeah.
00:27:18Okay.
00:27:23Lexi Ember,
00:27:24I am gonna burn you to the ground.
00:27:49I'm sorry, Nick.
00:27:52I should have known better.
00:27:55Thank you for protecting me back there, boyfriend.
00:28:00All right, take it easy.
00:28:04All that matters is that you got your revenge.
00:28:07It was so awesome.
00:28:09She spent the entire day piecing together an Ikea ad,
00:28:13and she smelled like moldy banana.
00:28:17What about you?
00:28:18How was being a spoiled princess?
00:28:24I know girls like you.
00:28:27Princesses.
00:28:27But at the end of the day,
00:28:29you just become someone's trophy wife.
00:28:34Turns out it wasn't as easy as I thought.
00:28:38Turns out it wasn't as easy as I thought.
00:28:40Oh, no?
00:28:41I'm sorry.
00:28:44Hey, we made it.
00:28:47And now our companies are gonna be partners.
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:53To working together.
00:28:54And becoming friends.
00:28:57Huh.
00:28:58Maybe she's not just a princess.
00:29:01To becoming friends.
00:29:08Ooh, that's good.
00:29:10Don't chug it.
00:29:12Too late.
00:29:13God.
00:29:21Lexi?
00:29:23I thought you were supposed to meet up with my dad for brunch.
00:29:26I am.
00:29:27I thought I'd make you something first.
00:29:29After all, you aren't my boyfriend.
00:29:34I don't know.
00:29:41Regina.
00:29:42What are you doing here?
00:29:47Regina.
00:29:48What are you doing here?
00:29:50Relax, Lexi.
00:29:51I just wanted to come by and show you something.
00:29:54I don't know.
00:30:02It's 10 a.m.
00:30:04On a Saturday, Regina.
00:30:05What do you want?
00:30:06Well, you know what I want.
00:30:08I want you two to break up.
00:30:17Regina, do we look like we need money?
00:30:20Our families own the biggest companies in California.
00:30:23For now.
00:30:30If you don't leave Nick, I post those photos online.
00:30:36Heir to Ember Tech, bullies, innocent woman.
00:30:38I mean, that doesn't sound pretty, does it?
00:30:41Think of what that would do to your reputation.
00:30:43Or worse, your family's business.
00:30:48Wow, um, yeah, Regina, I'm really impressed.
00:30:53Yeah, Regina, I'm really impressed.
00:30:57It's just too bad that I already have videos from the bar last night.
00:31:05Desperate employee, drug CEO, with aphrodisiac.
00:31:11God, imagine what that'll do to your reputation.
00:31:18You sneaky slut, give me that phone!
00:31:21I don't hit women, but if I did, you'd be so screwed.
00:31:25So, let me paint things clear for you, all right?
00:31:28Release those photos, I'll post a video.
00:31:29I'll also get my lawyer to sue you for trespassing and blackmailing me today.
00:31:33No, no, no, no, you wouldn't dare.
00:31:35Try me.
00:31:38Ah!
00:31:42Oh, wow.
00:31:47Wow.
00:31:50Oh, uh, that your daddy's waiting, but...
00:31:53Nick!
00:31:54Nick!
00:31:55That was awesome!
00:32:04Hello, Daddy.
00:32:05You ready for brunch?
00:32:06What are you doing?
00:32:10It's hugging my old man, and I got you a gift.
00:32:16Well, you never get me gifts.
00:32:20Wait, are you in some kind of trouble?
00:32:22Jesus, Dad, just open it.
00:32:27The one you wanted, right?
00:32:29The one you wanted, right?
00:32:30My dad...
00:32:32Lexi's dad...
00:32:33Um, told me about it during golf.
00:32:36Lexi.
00:32:38It all makes sense now.
00:32:40It all makes sense now.
00:32:41Makes sense?
00:32:42What does he mean by that?
00:32:45Lexi told you to forgive me, right?
00:32:49Forgive you about what, Dad?
00:32:52It's all right, Nick.
00:32:55All those years.
00:33:00I know you blamed me, and I blame myself, too.
00:33:05If I hadn't been working late tonight, your mother had that heart attack, maybe she'd still be with us, and
00:33:10you'd have a mother, and I'd have a wife.
00:33:12I forgive you, Dad.
00:33:18I've been waiting 15 years for those words.
00:33:21Thank you, son.
00:33:23I never knew that Nick suffered such a tragedy.
00:33:30Boss, the CEO of Diaz Pharmaceutical wants to schedule a meeting with you next week.
00:33:35Wait, Diaz Pharmaceutical?
00:33:38You're talking about Daniel Diaz?
00:33:42It's not my fault you don't give it up.
00:33:45You're a fucking prude, Lexi.
00:33:48You know what, Eddie?
00:33:49Tell Mr. Diaz to meet me in my office in 30 minutes.
00:33:52Oh, I can't wait to meet him.
00:34:00Eddie added a meeting to my Google Calendar in 30 minutes?
00:34:07Is she meeting up with her cheating ex?
00:34:09What the hell is she thinking?
00:34:18Oh, excuse me, Sam.
00:34:20There's an elevator.
00:34:21You need a manager's card.
00:34:25Yeah, I mean, you can use the stairs if you really want to.
00:34:27Do you know who I am, you fucking mophead?
00:34:29I'm not taking the stairs.
00:34:30I'm crazy.
00:34:32Mophead?
00:34:33Here to see the CEO.
00:34:35Oh.
00:34:37Oh.
00:34:37Oh.
00:34:39Oh.
00:34:39Oh.
00:34:41Great.
00:34:41And, of course, now his stupid assistant isn't answering the phone.
00:34:44Great, fuck, I'm going to be late.
00:34:45Shit, mate.
00:34:46You better start running.
00:34:48See, I was on the 35th floor.
00:34:49Go on.
00:34:50What?
00:34:51Go on.
00:34:56Whoa!
00:35:04This is going to be good.
00:35:10Oh, fuck.
00:35:13Oh, fuck, my life.
00:35:17Oh.
00:35:23Oh.
00:35:28Oh.
00:35:29Mr. Diaz.
00:35:31Hey.
00:35:33That's some water?
00:35:34Yeah.
00:35:34Oh, actually, no, the water was shut off due to maintenance issues.
00:35:37Excellent.
00:35:38I hope you weren't planning on going to the bathroom.
00:35:41Knowing that, I don't anymore.
00:35:44Well, I'll go get Mr. Rivers.
00:35:45Take a seat anywhere.
00:35:46Excellent.
00:35:50Take a seat where?
00:35:59Everything is going according to plan.
00:36:00All right.
00:36:04Great.
00:36:05Send him in.
00:36:15Mr. Rivers, such a pleasure.
00:36:17Shh, shh, shh.
00:36:19Ugh.
00:36:19Trying to finish this Real Shorts episode.
00:36:22Ooh, it is juicy.
00:36:25Juicy, juicy.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:28Ugh.
00:36:31Mr. Rivers, I'm sorry to interrupt, but can we start the meeting?
00:36:34Ugh.
00:36:36Fine.
00:36:36Sure.
00:36:37We can start the meeting, Mr. Diaz.
00:36:42Wait, it's you?
00:36:44Not so much of a mop head now, am I?
00:36:48Sir, I'm sorry, I...
00:36:49Hey, you don't have to apologize.
00:36:50Not to me.
00:36:53That's very kind of you, sir.
00:36:55I know.
00:36:56You're going to have to apologize to the board.
00:36:58Because I'm pulling the funds from your project.
00:37:02What?
00:37:02Why are you doing this?
00:37:06Lexi, what are you doing?
00:37:08Why are you meeting up with Danny Diaz without telling me?
00:37:10Wait, you're dating Nick Rivers?
00:37:13Mm-hmm.
00:37:17This all makes perfect sense.
00:37:19That's why you're fucking with me.
00:37:20What did this bitch tell you?
00:37:21I didn't have to tell him anything for him to know that you're a shit human being.
00:37:25Okay, so you're flushing a million-dollar project down the toilet because of a woman?
00:37:30Danny, we're not shutting down this project.
00:37:35See?
00:37:37Even Lexi knows better than you when that's saying a lot, you fucking idiot.
00:37:42We're not shutting down this one project.
00:37:47We're terminating the entire partnership, Danny, with your company.
00:37:51But without the river's money...
00:37:54Your stocks are going to run out and you're going to go bankrupt within a month.
00:37:57No, fuck you, Lexi.
00:37:57You can't do this.
00:37:58This isn't your company.
00:37:59You're right.
00:38:00It's Nick's decision to make.
00:38:06Mr. Rivers, you won't do this.
00:38:12Well...
00:38:14Actually, I'm going to do it.
00:38:19Better start looking for a new job there, Danny Boyd.
00:38:24You son of a bitch.
00:38:27Um...
00:38:29You're going to regret this.
00:38:33You both will.
00:38:36Fuck!
00:38:43Wow.
00:38:45He's dramatic.
00:38:48Why are you smiling at me like that?
00:38:50Did you just fire your biggest pharmaceutical client for me?
00:38:58Oh, my God.
00:39:00You were jealous.
00:39:03You were jealous.
00:39:05I don't...
00:39:06Oh, my God!
00:39:08You are!
00:39:09No.
00:39:09You're jealous!
00:39:10No, I...
00:39:10You're so jealous.
00:39:11Lexi?
00:39:12Lexi?
00:39:12No, I'm not...
00:39:14I'm not...
00:39:14I'm leaving right now.
00:39:15Oh, okay.
00:39:16I am leaving.
00:39:17You can run, Nick Rivers.
00:39:17You can't hide.
00:39:20Stop plummeted when Rivers' business terminated their partnership with Diaz.
00:39:30Lexi Amber and Nick Rivers.
00:39:36Good evening, Mr. Diaz.
00:39:39Who the fuck are you?
00:39:41I'm Regina White.
00:39:43I believe we have the same enemy, which makes us friends.
00:39:50I have a plan to take down Lexi Amber.
00:39:53All I need now is a little help from you.
00:40:05Wow.
00:40:06Lexi, I'm...
00:40:07I'm very impressed.
00:40:09These reports, they're...
00:40:10They're very detailed, and I...
00:40:11I'm kind of offended that you'd be surprised.
00:40:14I do help out with the family company, you know.
00:40:19Nick?
00:40:21Lexi?
00:40:23What do you want, Regina?
00:40:25I just...
00:40:26I wanted to apologize for acting like a drunk idiot at the bar last night.
00:40:31It was unprofessional, and it'll never happen again.
00:40:35Oh, uh...
00:40:35Anyway, so I brought you some coffee.
00:40:42Oh.
00:40:43Okay.
00:40:44Thanks.
00:40:45Yeah.
00:40:46Well, I'll just be right out there, so please, let me know if you guys need anything, okay?
00:40:57I just gave it to her.
00:40:58How long does it take?
00:41:00Five minutes is more than enough.
00:41:02You just wait.
00:41:06Hmm.
00:41:07Lexi Amber.
00:41:09Ever since you showed up, Nick has been treating me like shit.
00:41:13Well, I've had enough, bitch.
00:41:17Oh, check this out.
00:41:19All right, just let me show you something.
00:41:21I did colors.
00:41:23I think you probably noticed.
00:41:25Made everything look a thousand times better.
00:41:27And I think it's going to make a big difference.
00:41:30Change all these right here, and that's all.
00:41:33Nick, are you okay?
00:41:34Lexi.
00:41:35Nick?
00:41:35Nick?
00:41:36Nick?
00:41:36Nick?
00:41:37Okay.
00:41:38Oh, my God.
00:41:39Um...
00:41:39Someone call an ambulance, please!
00:41:53Oh, my God, Nick, you're awake.
00:41:56I was so fucking scared.
00:41:58I don't know what I would do without you.
00:42:03I mean...
00:42:05What if you died?
00:42:09Well, I'm here now.
00:42:11Yeah.
00:42:14Why am I in the hospital?
00:42:16Why am I in the hospital?
00:42:20They found...
00:42:22Falexitine...
00:42:23in your system, and, uh...
00:42:25it's basically my dosage of Prozac,
00:42:28and I am allergic to that.
00:42:32Oh, uh...
00:42:33Anyway, so I brought you some coffee.
00:42:36Regina.
00:42:38The coffee.
00:42:40No, it's just...
00:42:41Gina.
00:42:43Think about it.
00:42:45Who else can get their hands on prescription pills,
00:42:49and knows I'm allergic?
00:42:51Danny.
00:42:54Great.
00:42:55They're working together.
00:42:57That's right.
00:43:00We're gonna take those rats down.
00:43:03She talks about you, too.
00:43:06This guy's a bitch.
00:43:09Regina.
00:43:11Lexi?
00:43:13I mean, we all heard about your itsy-bitsy overdose.
00:43:16I am just so happy to see that you're...
00:43:18What the fuck?
00:43:19What the fuck is your problem, Regina?
00:43:22You drugged my coffee.
00:43:24Way to blame someone else for your addiction, junkie.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Go to rehab and leave us alone, bitch.
00:43:29You said I drugged your coffee?
00:43:32Where's your proof?
00:43:33I mean, you're not gonna expect them to just buy into your lies, right?
00:43:38Who says we don't have any proof?
00:43:40We've got the footage right here.
00:43:42We've got you on tape, Regina.
00:43:45Are you talking about that little camera in your office?
00:43:48I mean, that doesn't prove anything, does it?
00:43:51All I did was bring you coffee.
00:43:52Regina.
00:43:53We're not talking about the camera in the office.
00:43:58We're talking about the dash cam on the car in the basement.
00:44:04You know, the one that you and Danny Diaz were talking in front of?
00:44:07Passing off drugs.
00:44:10Guards.
00:44:14Okay, what is this?
00:44:15Ew, get your hands off of me!
00:44:17Regina?
00:44:18You're fired.
00:44:21And keep in mind, it's gonna be real difficult for you to find a job in the city.
00:44:24Yeah, and if you ever touch me or Nick again, I'm taking this to the police.
00:44:30And you're going to jail.
00:44:37I am going to ruin you.
00:44:39I'd like to see you try.
00:44:41Nick is my boyfriend now, and he'll do anything to protect me.
00:44:45Gentlemen, go ahead and take away Miss White.
00:44:48Oh, also her minions, too.
00:44:50What are you talking about?
00:44:51No, no, no!
00:44:53You can't fire me!
00:44:55Grandma!
00:44:56Gross.
00:44:59Okay, boss.
00:45:01Looks like our job here is done.
00:45:03What are you going to do now?
00:45:05I think I'm going to go home with my girlfriend.
00:45:15So you eat this every day, huh?
00:45:19Mm-hmm.
00:45:20That's nice.
00:45:22Hey, hey!
00:45:23All right, you know what?
00:45:34I'll be back.
00:45:35I'll be back.
00:45:36Nick?
00:45:38Nick?
00:45:39Nick?
00:45:40What's...
00:45:41Nick, what's going on?
00:45:44It hurts.
00:45:45Oh, shit, I totally forgot.
00:45:47What?
00:45:47Um, stay put.
00:45:48I'm going to grab you...
00:45:49I'm going to grab you a tampon.
00:45:50Do you see tampons?
00:45:52Yes.
00:45:57I can't believe I'm about to do this.
00:45:59Come on, Nick.
00:46:00You got this.
00:46:01Come on.
00:46:01Just like I showed you.
00:46:02You got it.
00:46:02I'm trying.
00:46:04It's not working.
00:46:05Okay?
00:46:06Just breathe and relax, okay?
00:46:13Oh, I can't physically relax.
00:46:15All right, I'm shoving a tampon up my...
00:46:18Yeah, you mean mine.
00:46:22Yes.
00:46:29Warm milk and honey.
00:46:31Works like a charm for period cramps and hangovers.
00:46:36And ask me why.
00:46:39I'm sorry you have to go through this.
00:46:41It's fine.
00:46:42You go through this every single month.
00:46:45Don't know how.
00:46:46Um, but I can bite the bullet this time.
00:46:48All good.
00:46:53Lexi, um...
00:46:55Would you want to see the night tonight?
00:47:06How did this even happen?
00:47:10I think the right question to ask is...
00:47:14How did this happen to us?
00:47:17Well...
00:47:17If it had to happen...
00:47:19I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:40I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:51So early...
00:47:52Could be...
00:47:59Ruined my company, Nick Rivers.
00:48:01Did you really think I'd let it go?
00:48:03Just like that, hmm?
00:48:04No!
00:48:05Fucking cinnamon!
00:48:08Nick!
00:48:09Get out!
00:48:10Nick!
00:48:11Nick!
00:48:13Nick!
00:48:19Fuck!
00:48:25Are you crazy?!
00:48:27She's crazy?!
00:48:28That's my girlfriend!
00:48:29You drugged her and now you're in my house trying to attack her?!
00:48:33Girlfriend?
00:48:33What are you talking about?
00:48:34You're talking about me, asshole!
00:48:36Get out of here before you go to jail!
00:48:47If I'm going down...
00:48:49You're going down with me.
00:48:51Mark...
00:48:51My words.
00:48:57Oh god...
00:48:59What the hell just happened?
00:49:01You just kicked your cheating ex in the groin.
00:49:04That's what happened.
00:49:05So...
00:49:06How do you feel?
00:49:08Freaking awesome!
00:49:14Thanks for...
00:49:15Always being there.
00:49:16For me.
00:49:17For you.
00:49:19Anything.
00:49:53If kissing didn't work the first time, why is it working now?
00:49:58I guess...
00:49:59We meant it.
00:50:01This time.
00:50:03I think you should get some rest.
00:50:05And I gotta go to the office.
00:50:08So...
00:50:10I'm too tired.
00:50:11I can't move.
00:50:14Okay.
00:50:16I got you.
00:50:19Why didn't I get treated like this when I was in your body?
00:50:23Because I'm the smarter woman.
00:50:25Duh!
00:50:38Nick.
00:50:41What happens to us?
00:50:43I guess we gotta figure that one out.
00:50:46And go to bed.
00:50:47Okay?
00:50:53One, two, three!
00:50:55Money!
00:50:57Again!
00:50:58Alright, last one.
00:51:00One, two, three!
00:51:02Stop!
00:51:02Yes!
00:51:06What's this?
00:51:08I thought you left.
00:51:09This is a team building exercise you told us to do.
00:51:12Oh, team bonding.
00:51:13Yeah?
00:51:14Games and...
00:51:16Beer?
00:51:17In the office?
00:51:20I am disappointed in you, man.
00:51:24Get back to work.
00:51:26Yes, sir.
00:51:27Good times are over so soon.
00:51:30Good times are over so soon.
00:51:30Guess we can kiss Friday margarita goodbye.
00:51:37Nick.
00:51:39What happens to us?
00:51:41What happens to us?
00:51:43I guess we gotta figure that one out.
00:51:50Yeah.
00:51:51Yeah, come in.
00:51:53Oof.
00:51:54This is not how I imagined a reunion, Nick Rivers.
00:51:57Ava.
00:52:03I thought you were in Europe.
00:52:06It's been like five years.
00:52:08I know, Nick.
00:52:08But I came back.
00:52:11For you.
00:52:13For me.
00:52:16What are you talking about?
00:52:17Don't do this dance with me, Nick.
00:52:19We grew up together.
00:52:21I've always loved you.
00:52:23We belong together and you know it.
00:52:28Okay, I suppose no one's told you that my father arranged the marriage to Lexi Ember.
00:52:37The heiress of Ember Tech.
00:52:42Oh my God, this place is really no fun without me.
00:52:44Hey, Miss Ember.
00:52:46Hey.
00:52:46You're here, good evening.
00:52:47Yeah, I'm just here to bring Nicolait night snack.
00:52:49Yeah, he's actually in a meeting right now, so I can take it to him.
00:52:53Okay, cool.
00:52:54Yeah, I'll just wait for him.
00:52:54Actually, I think it's important that you stay here.
00:52:57Why are you being so weird?
00:52:58It's really...
00:52:59Eddie, it's fine.
00:52:59Who cares about Lexi Ember?
00:53:02My family owns one of the largest trading companies in New York.
00:53:07We've known each other our whole lives, Nick.
00:53:12Anyone can see we're the perfect match.
00:53:24Sorry.
00:53:35Um...
00:53:39You're right.
00:53:41We are perfect together.
00:53:43On paper.
00:53:45But I know what it's like to be with my perfect match and...
00:53:50It's not you.
00:53:52So...
00:53:53If you'll excuse me.
00:53:56Wait!
00:53:57Nick!
00:54:03Eddie, Lexi was here?
00:54:05Yes, sir.
00:54:05Miss Ember just left.
00:54:07I messed up, man.
00:54:09I messed up.
00:54:12So Nick is with Lexi Ember.
00:54:15Oh, I'm gonna end that bitch.
00:54:17Even if it's the last thing I do.
00:54:29Something wrong, boss?
00:54:32I've never done this before.
00:54:34What do I do?
00:54:35What do I...
00:54:35What do I say?
00:54:36Maybe you should just tell Miss Ember how you feel.
00:54:38What if I don't know how I feel?
00:54:40Um, well, you feel like rushing home to her with a cake.
00:54:44You're right, Eddie.
00:54:46Thank you.
00:54:46You got it.
00:54:47Remind me to give you a raise.
00:54:48Oh, will do.
00:54:49Go get her.
00:55:05Lexi, I need to talk to you.
00:55:09No.
00:55:11Um...
00:55:11Lexi?
00:55:13I think we should chat.
00:55:16Stupid.
00:55:21Hi, Nick.
00:55:22I've packed my stuff and I'll come back for it.
00:55:25Thank you for hosting me in your house and in your body.
00:55:29Shit.
00:55:31Where did you go, Lexi?
00:55:38Lexi?
00:55:38Lexi?
00:55:39Where are you?
00:55:40Mr. Rivers?
00:55:41This is Samantha, Lexi's friend.
00:55:43Can you come pick her up?
00:55:48Okay.
00:55:49Your boyfriend is on his way.
00:55:53He's not my boyfriend.
00:55:54This man is skipping work and driving across town to get you.
00:55:58He is so your boyfriend.
00:56:00He was in my body for a couple of days.
00:56:04He's not my boyfriend.
00:56:05Okay, girl.
00:56:06Girl, too much information.
00:56:07Um, but all I'm saying is you are drinking tequila shots at 11 o'clock in the morning because of
00:56:13this man.
00:56:14You like him.
00:56:17I hate when you're right.
00:56:19It's kind of my thing.
00:56:20Is there more tequila shots?
00:56:21No more.
00:56:22No more for you.
00:56:23Okay.
00:56:23Water, please.
00:56:28Lexi.
00:56:30Lexi.
00:56:31Get up.
00:56:38Wait.
00:56:39Where am I?
00:56:39You slept the entire afternoon.
00:56:42Did you really have to drink that much?
00:56:45Why do you care?
00:56:47Why do I care?
00:56:49Lexi, are you serious right now?
00:56:53Why do I care?
00:56:55Lexi, are you serious right now?
00:56:59Yes, Nick.
00:57:01I am serious.
00:57:04Two hours after we swapped, you were kissing another woman.
00:57:07Yeah, Nick, I saw that when I was bringing you a homemade lunch that I made for you.
00:57:14Like a little stupid fucking girl.
00:57:19Okay, it's not like that between me and Ava. It's complicated.
00:57:23Nick, I heard everything that she said.
00:57:27And you know what? She's right. She's right. You guys are perfect together.
00:57:32I mean, you didn't even like me.
00:57:36You thought I was a frigid, heartless asshole.
00:57:41So why do you care?
00:57:42I don't.
00:57:43I think that it's best if we go back to how we were before when we hated each other because
00:57:47things were a lot simpler.
00:57:49Okay?
00:57:50Please.
00:57:53Warm milk and honey.
00:57:56Works like a charm for purity cramps and hangovers.
00:58:07So do we have a deal?
00:58:08Give me the money. My men will take care of the rest.
00:58:12You won't have to worry about Lexi Ember ever again.
00:58:16Exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:58:30Let go of me!
00:58:32Your old friend sent us, the little lady. You're coming with us.
00:58:46Just like old times, huh?
00:58:48But except my dad's McAllen, this wine is from Italy.
00:58:52This really is not the time.
00:58:55What do you mean?
00:58:55It's the perfect time.
00:58:57Especially now that that Lexi Ember is out of the picture.
00:59:01Wait, what do you mean out of the picture?
00:59:07Who are you?
00:59:08And what do you want?
00:59:10It's not about what we want, sweetheart.
00:59:12And they want us to teach you not to play with the other's toy at the playground.
00:59:17Wait for me!
00:59:19You didn't steal anything.
00:59:21Get away from me!
00:59:23A man stealer and a liar.
00:59:26Aren't you quite the handful.
00:59:28Plus, you broke my nose, didn't you?
00:59:32Do you remember?
00:59:34Don't you think you should make it up to me?
00:59:37Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:38A million.
00:59:42You guys know my relationship with Nick Rivers.
00:59:45If you let me call him, he can bring me a million dollars.
00:59:48You guys, you guys will have the money.
00:59:49I promise.
00:59:51Just let me call him.
00:59:57Nick, just look at you.
00:59:59You get so jumpy whenever someone even mentions her name.
01:00:03You need to relax.
01:00:10Lexi?
01:00:10Lexi?
01:00:11Where are you?
01:00:11Please come get me, please.
01:00:12Lexi, what's going on? Are you okay?
01:00:14Mr. Rivers.
01:00:16We have your woman.
01:00:17Bring us a million dollars.
01:00:20Or you'll never see her again.
01:00:24Bring us a million dollars.
01:00:27Or you'll never see her again.
01:00:29Of course, yeah.
01:00:30Anything you want, just tell me where she is.
01:00:31I'm sending you the address.
01:00:33Come within 30 minutes.
01:00:35I don't know about the comment at all.
01:00:38Hello?
01:00:40Hello?
01:00:42Fuck!
01:00:44Fuck!
01:00:47You're an illness, aren't you?
01:00:49I don't know what you're talking about.
01:00:50Don't play fucking games with me!
01:00:52A man just called and said he wants a million dollars or he's gonna kill Lexi!
01:00:56I swear to God, Ava, if anything happens to her, I'm coming for you.
01:01:10Danny?
01:01:12What the fuck?
01:01:13Your men just called Nick and they're asking for ransom?
01:01:16This wasn't part of the plan.
01:01:23Oh, it's been 25 minutes.
01:01:26Looks like your boyfriend isn't coming, is he?
01:01:28Then what are we waiting for?
01:01:30This bitch is a piece.
01:01:31And I'm starving.
01:01:33Don't touch me.
01:01:34And I'm starving.
01:01:36Don't touch me.
01:01:37Nick!
01:01:38Hey, let her go!
01:01:40Lexi!
01:01:41Not so fast, little boy.
01:01:43Show us the money.
01:01:50Good.
01:01:51Now close it and hand it over.
01:01:55Slowly.
01:01:56One step at a time.
01:02:11Hey.
01:02:12Hey, hey, hey.
01:02:12You okay?
01:02:13You're not hurt?
01:02:14I thought that you were mad at me.
01:02:16That you weren't coming for me.
01:02:18Mad?
01:02:20That is the craziest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
01:02:24I could never stay mad at you.
01:02:26Lexi, you know that.
01:02:29Hold on.
01:02:31Hey.
01:02:32Who hired you?
01:02:34It was Diaz.
01:02:35He said he'd pay us 50k to teach Lexi Amber a lesson.
01:02:39That's all I know.
01:02:40Danny Diaz.
01:02:41Ooh.
01:02:44Okay.
01:02:45Here's what you're gonna do.
01:02:47You're gonna go to Diaz.
01:02:48And you're gonna, um...
01:02:50How did you say?
01:02:51Teach him a lesson?
01:02:53Okay.
01:02:54Here's what you're gonna do.
01:02:56You're gonna go to Diaz.
01:02:57And you're gonna, um, teach him a lesson.
01:03:00In return, I won't break your nose and send you to jail.
01:03:05Alright.
01:03:07Alright, now get your buddy.
01:03:09Get the fuck out of here.
01:03:11Ugh.
01:03:14Did he hit me with a briefcase?
01:03:16Who does that?
01:03:18Hey, come here.
01:03:20Come here.
01:03:23It's okay.
01:03:24I got you.
01:03:25I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you, I promise.
01:03:31Oh my God, you're hurt.
01:03:33Yeah, I'm gonna get you home and we're gonna take care of this.
01:03:35No, no.
01:03:37Don't.
01:03:39Let me be heroic for once.
01:03:49Gentlemen.
01:03:50Should you take care of that ember bitch or what, huh?
01:03:52Give me the good news.
01:03:54What's going on?
01:03:56Ow, what the fuck?
01:03:56Ow, I paid you.
01:03:57What the fuck?
01:03:57Next time you think about fucking with Nick, River's woman, you think back on this day.
01:04:03What the fuck?
01:04:09No, no, no.
01:04:10No, no, no, no.
01:04:10Not my pretty face, not my pretty face.
01:04:20Bien, todos están listas, Miss Ember
01:04:26Gracias, Mr. Rivers
01:04:30Ah, Lexi
01:04:33But me and Ava
01:04:37But me and Ava
01:04:40There's never been anything between me and her
01:04:43To be honest, I've never fallen for anyone before
01:04:51That is until I met you
01:04:58Nick, you've fallen in love with me
01:05:00Despite all the crazy, chaotic body-swapping stuff
01:05:06I think I have
01:05:09Please stay
01:05:14Okay
01:05:16Okay, I'll stay
01:05:27Nick
01:05:28Nick
01:05:29What if we swap back again?
01:05:31We can't do it
01:05:33Nick
01:05:35What if we swap back again?
01:05:37We can't do it
01:05:42Yeah
01:05:42Yeah
01:05:43You're right
01:05:45You shouldn't risk it
01:05:48It's getting late
01:05:49You should probably get some rest
01:05:51Okay
01:06:09This isn't working
01:06:13This is not working
01:06:20What do you mean Nick took her home?
01:06:23Stupid idiot
01:06:30All right, Lexi Ember
01:06:32You leave me no choice
01:06:34It's war between you and me
01:06:36It's war between you and me
01:06:41Nick
01:06:45Thank God you're here
01:06:46I have an idea
01:06:48Great
01:06:48Can I finish my coffee first?
01:06:51Okay, sure
01:06:52But hurry
01:06:53Because we have an appointment in 30 minutes with a psychic
01:06:56Um
01:06:57Oh, um
01:06:58A what now?
01:06:59A psychic
01:07:07I don't think
01:07:09Some hippie wannabe witch
01:07:12Is gonna solve her problem
01:07:14Oh my
01:07:14Nick, she is the best in L.A.
01:07:17Actually, the best of the United States of America
01:07:23Yes, yes, yes, Ms. Soul Whisperer
01:07:25I am so sorry
01:07:26My friend, he doesn't know what he's talking about
01:07:27Oh, he's not your friend, is he, darling?
01:07:29No, you like him way more than you will admit
01:07:33Hey, I like this lady
01:07:34And you
01:07:36Me
01:07:36You like her too much to say now
01:07:39Even if it means coming to some hippie, hippie, wannabe bitch
01:07:44I did say that, my bad
01:07:46In your face
01:07:47So
01:07:49You guys come seeking answers to the body swapping situation, is that right?
01:07:55Don't worry, darling
01:07:57A kiss doesn't mean anything of the body swapping
01:07:59Unless it's on a full moon's night
01:08:04Don't worry, darling
01:08:06A kiss doesn't mean anything of the body swapping
01:08:08Unless it's on a full moon's night
01:08:12Okay, so what you're saying is we can kiss as long as there's not a full moon
01:08:15Exactly, darling
01:08:16Wait
01:08:17But why would this just happen randomly?
01:08:20Oh, nothing happens randomly, darling
01:08:22You see, you two are here because you're gonna have to face these obstacles of love
01:08:28And show how much you love one another
01:08:33But remember
01:08:35Just because you guys are back in your bodies
01:08:38Doesn't mean your journey ends here
01:08:40You're gonna go through obstacles and
01:08:43What if the spirits are telling me
01:08:46You're gonna have to face them
01:08:48Oh
01:08:49Together
01:08:52All right, that'll be $10,000 for today's session
01:08:54Wait, what?
01:08:55All right, take Venmo, cash out PayPal
01:08:56What will you be charging?
01:08:57Oh, we have a card
01:08:58His card
01:09:00Good thing she took cards
01:09:03Yeah, well, at least we got our questions answered
01:09:05And I don't have to be scared anymore
01:09:11Are you okay?
01:09:12Yep
01:09:13I just realized
01:09:15We've never been on a real date
01:09:18So
01:09:19What do you say?
01:09:21Shall we?
01:09:24Okay
01:09:24Yeah
01:09:26Sure
01:09:26Let's go
01:09:27All right
01:09:30Let's go this way
01:09:30No, I'm gonna go this way
01:09:35Well done, Cupid
01:09:38Well done
01:09:42All right, one more step
01:09:44One more
01:09:44One more
01:09:45Okay
01:09:45No?
01:09:46Okay, almost there
01:09:47Oh my God
01:09:48I'm so scared
01:09:49I'm so scared
01:09:50And
01:09:51Stop
01:09:52Okay
01:09:58Nicole
01:09:59I had this dress
01:10:00Hand-tailored for you by
01:10:02It was truly
01:10:05It is a pleasure to meet you
01:10:07Oh my God
01:10:08I'm Julian
01:10:09It's a pleasure
01:10:10I'm a big fan
01:10:12And that is the most stunning dress that I've ever seen
01:10:15This is just a sample dress
01:10:17Made with rayon
01:10:18See these shiny little things?
01:10:20Those are just cheap crystals
01:10:21After I take your measurements today
01:10:23I will remake this dress
01:10:25With silk
01:10:27And then I will hand-sew the diamonds on it
01:10:29I know that your parents have planned a birthday party this Saturday
01:10:32So I wanted to get you a dress
01:10:34Oh my
01:10:35For the special day
01:10:36No, I can't
01:10:37I can't
01:10:37It's too much
01:10:38Oh honey
01:10:39Nothing is too much for the woman that stole Nick Rivers' heart
01:10:43Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:10:44Okay, yeah
01:10:45Put it that way
01:10:47Oh, I gotta take this
01:10:50I'll be right back
01:10:51Bye
01:11:21My family owns half the malls in New York
01:11:22Well, too bad this is L.A.
01:11:25Yeah
01:11:25This is the Rivers Mall
01:11:27So
01:11:27Shoot
01:11:30Such a pity
01:11:31This used to be such a decent neighborhood
01:11:33All the shops were members only
01:11:35So you wouldn't run into a disgusting man-stealing whore
01:11:38I didn't steal Nick
01:11:39I didn't steal Nick
01:11:39He chose me
01:11:40I understand you wouldn't know about that because you're a sour bitch
01:11:44You take that back
01:11:45You take that back
01:11:49Ava
01:11:49Hey
01:11:50If you touch her again, you'll regret it for the rest of your life
01:11:53How dare you threaten me, Nick, over some random bimbo
01:11:56Random bimbo?
01:11:58Lexi is my girlfriend
01:11:59And if you came here to pick on her, I suggest you get the hell out
01:12:02Who says I'm here to pick on her?
01:12:05I'm here to buy a dress
01:12:07And I think I like that one
01:12:12Of course
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