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01:00LAUGHTER
01:02Oh, wow!
01:05It's an own goal for Alan Carter.
01:08Oh, I knew it was that bloody sausage.
01:11It was so good, darling.
01:13LAUGHTER
01:15Oh, God.
01:17I knew the sausage machine would be my downfall.
01:20Then my eye looked over to Pat Noodle and then I was just gone.
01:24OK, so that's seven of you on yellow cards.
01:27Yellows.
01:28So, Sam, you don't have a yellow card.
01:29David, you don't have a yellow card.
01:35Teetering.
01:35OK.
01:36I'm going back in.
01:37I'm restarting the game.
01:38OK.
01:39Doors.
01:41I mean, this is a very, very strong team.
01:46So, it's yellow cards for Alan and Romesh and all it took was a sausage machine firing out raw meat
01:52at a lady called Pat Noodle.
01:53Simple, really.
01:55OK, let's restart the game.
02:01Well done.
02:02Well done.
02:03Well done, Alan.
02:03OK.
02:04I loved that game.
02:06And the shoe business was excellent.
02:08Thank you, thank you.
02:09We've all bitten down on a shoe when trying to curl one out.
02:13Yep.
02:28BELL RINGS
02:29Anyone care for a freshened up buffet?
02:31Thanks.
02:32This is an amazing spread.
02:33I even have just had a whole amount of a bit more.
02:36What is the calorific intake on this show?
02:38Gee, they've not stopped eating.
02:40Must be nice for them.
02:42They're allowed snacks in there, aren't they?
02:45I don't want any anyway.
02:46I'm glad when you said to me there's no snacks, I said I don't even want any.
02:49What are your favourite meats, Alan?
02:53Tongue.
02:54Tongue.
02:55Tongue.
02:55Who's tongue?
02:56Anyone's tongue.
02:57Tongue of cow.
02:58Tongue of bull.
02:59Human tongue.
03:00Human tongue.
03:00Who's your favourite meat?
03:02You've got temptation in your mouth at all times.
03:05Bob.
03:05Oh, the human tongue's got them.
03:08And we've got quite a big tongue, if you don't mind me saying.
03:10Yeah, yeah, it's quite girthy.
03:11I've got a long tongue.
03:12I've got a well hung tongue.
03:14A well hung tongue.
03:18Who's got the longest tongue here?
03:20Zach's got a long tongue.
03:21Can we see it?
03:26What the hell?
03:28What?
03:28What?
03:30Do that again, Sam.
03:31What just happened?
03:32What was going on there?
03:33Do that again, Sam, please, slower.
03:35Is that actually your tongue?
03:38Why are you cuffing at half the tongue?
03:40Well, I'm worried.
03:41Is it a trick?
03:42It can't be his tongue, though.
03:42It's a magic trick.
03:43That can't be his tongue.
03:44You can't have a tongue.
03:45Who has a spare tongue?
03:48If there's tongue talk, the tongue comes out.
03:50Ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:53Drinks orders.
03:54Drinks orders.
03:55I'd have a glass of rosé or a...
03:57I'll have a rosé.
03:57Rosé?
03:58Anyone else for rosé?
03:59Yeah, I think I will.
04:01Three rosés.
04:01Rosé team.
04:03Can I get some scallops?
04:07If you're doing scallops, I'll have some of yours.
04:09Two scallops, yeah.
04:10Very good.
04:11Good smell.
04:12Rummers, did you want a something or other?
04:13Rummers?
04:14You wanted a glass of rosé?
04:15Yeah, I'll have a glass of rosé.
04:16So we get a bottle of rosé.
04:17I don't know how to do this, but I'll see what I can do.
04:22Mel.
04:23Oh, hello.
04:24I just wondered if we might be able to possibly have a bottle of rosé.
04:28Yeah, no problem at all.
04:30That's really kind, and a few glasses.
04:32Er, I should be all right.
04:33You're really kind.
04:35Thank you so much.
04:36Er, I'm not, but yeah.
04:38Bye.
04:39Bye.
04:41So you can phone out.
04:42You can phone out.
04:44Thank you, and just this.
04:46My angelic pager.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Oh.
04:49Er, Mel.
04:52Mel.
04:52Mel.
04:53Mel.
04:54Mel.
04:54Mel.
04:56Absolutely shabba rank.
04:59Yes.
04:59Oh, that's good.
05:01Oh, what's happened here?
05:05What the hell?
05:08We have had a laugh, and no-one else was involved.
05:12They've done this to themselves.
05:14Doors.
05:15Nothing happened here.
05:17Oh, here we go.
05:18What?
05:19Can't be.
05:21We have had a laugh.
05:23What?
05:24And this was, I mean, you talk about own goals.
05:27This is just someone taking themselves out for no good reason.
05:31Let's have a look.
05:37Sorry.
05:38Er, Mel.
05:40Mel.
05:41Mel.
05:41Mel.
05:43Mel.
05:44Mel.
05:45Mel.
05:45What the hell were you thinking?
05:48Mel, Mel, Mel.
05:48What the hell?
05:48Mel, Mel.
05:48You burped yourself out.
05:52The viewers at home will watch that and go, that audio, they've done something to that
05:56audio.
05:56That's genuinely the noise your body made.
05:59I'm really sorry.
06:01It's all the flumps and everything and the crisps.
06:04Don't blame the flumps.
06:06It's a yellow card.
06:07How basic is it to laugh at your own burp, rookie error?
06:14Some of you are going to be joining myself and Roisin very, very soon.
06:17I'll restart the game.
06:19So Mel's incredible burp brought her down.
06:21A yellow card for her and a suggestion.
06:24Maybe a bottle of gavis gone.
06:29While you were away, someone came in and opened a bag of popcorn and then ate someone.
06:33I told them we weren't allowed it.
06:34So they've gone now.
06:37You've got to have more control over these people.
06:39We've ate on yellow cards this week.
06:43Let's restart the game.
06:46Oh, here we go.
06:47Here we go.
06:52One more strike.
06:53One more strike.
06:56Has anyone got a weird crush?
06:58Weird crush?
06:59Gordon Ramsay.
07:01When he starts shouting, I really like it.
07:03Yeah.
07:04I used to fancy the Jack of Clubs.
07:07You know, in the pack of cards.
07:11Good looking.
07:12Mmm, he was good looking.
07:14If we're going there, Mufasa.
07:18Really?
07:18Mufasa is Saxa.
07:20Yeah.
07:21Officer Dibble.
07:22Hello.
07:23Dibble was hot.
07:24Officer Dibble?
07:25Officer Dibble from Topcat.
07:27Oh, man.
07:27How can you fancy the Popo?
07:31I've never heard or thought of Officer Dibble as the Popo.
07:36No, but technically, correct.
07:40I said...
07:41Oh.
07:43Hello.
07:43Something is...
07:44Oh, yes.
07:45Something's going to happen.
07:47Judy Finnegan, guys.
07:48It's Judy Finnegan.
07:49Oh, imagine!
07:50That would be amazing.
07:53Hello, everyone.
07:54Now, David and Sam, you don't have yellow cards,
07:57so you're going to go head-to-head in a special challenge.
08:01I know comedians hate showing off,
08:02so this is going to be really tough for you.
08:04You have to take in turns
08:05to say something impressive about yourself.
08:08So this is a chance to boast about your greatest achievements.
08:12Please take your places at the table.
08:14The game starts and ends when the bell rings.
08:17Go, guys.
08:18Go, guys!
08:21OK.
08:23OK.
08:26Put it there.
08:28Say something impressive about me.
08:31I have a good tenacity and I think I'm strong-willed.
08:35I have occasional attention to detail.
08:38Well, I have a girlfriend.
08:40I have a wife.
08:43My first kiss was actually on a castle in Guildford.
08:50I look forward to my first kiss.
08:56I have a lot of mates, a lot of great mates.
08:59I was a finalist in the Rotary Club public speaking competition
09:03in 1991 or 1992.
09:05I mean, this is at school, but I did very well in the cross-country.
09:09I appreciate cheese and am able to show it.
09:13Oh, dear.
09:18I am good at swimming and I would actually even drop with a fast lane.
09:23I won't tolerate stale biscuits.
09:29I won't tolerate bigotry.
09:32I will tolerate bigotry in order to influence people.
09:38Oh, I've got a printer.
09:40I've got a laptop that can connect to my wife's printer.
09:45Oh, my wife's printer.
09:47The David Mitchell story.
09:53I have a very loud voice when I need to.
09:57Do you shout?
09:58I can shout very loudly.
10:01I challenge you to a small mini-challenge within this challenge,
10:03which is a shout-off.
10:05You'd like me to shout?
10:06We both get to shout one thing at each other.
10:07OK, right.
10:09The challenge has got a spin-off.
10:11Who can shout for longest?
10:14You start there and we slowly step toward each other shouting.
10:17OK, ready?
10:18One, two, three.
10:18Oh!
10:20Oh!
10:26Oh!
10:32Oh!
10:41Very strong.
10:43What is this house?
10:45Who's Diane Morgan?
10:49It felt like you needed that, David.
10:51I think it helped a bit.
10:52Although I think my voice may be different forever.
10:58That was one of my favourite parts so far.
11:00I enjoyed looking into your screaming face.
11:03I can't believe we didn't get anyone on that.
11:05Yeah.
11:05I mean, there's a reason those two don't have yellows.
11:08Lovely work.
11:08All right, guys.
11:09Really good.
11:10Very good.
11:11I think the world will be surprised that it was David who had the loudest scream.
11:15You wouldn't have put much money on that.
11:17He's an animal.
11:19We didn't know.
11:20What?
11:24When I went to Mexico, I got Montezuma's Revenge, so I had...
11:30I OD'd on Imodium and basically had to have a C-section to do a shit.
11:37That's...
11:39That's full on.
11:40Yeah.
11:41That's bad.
11:42That's really bad.
11:43Yeah.
11:44Did you have a book in a date and stuff?
11:45Yeah.
11:46Yeah.
11:46And a gender reveal.
11:50It's D.
11:51Yeah.
11:55Did they show it to you?
11:57Did you keep it?
12:01Are you proud?
12:04Was it like people say, don't they, about birth?
12:07They say, it's like...
12:08It's just emotional for me.
12:09Oh, hello.
12:09It's emotional because that's actually my child.
12:12Oh, Alan.
12:13Alan.
12:14Alan.
12:15Oh, it's good.
12:16It's good.
12:18Just diary.
12:21He's got problems, hasn't he?
12:22He's weakening.
12:23No.
12:24It's just emotional for me because that's my child you're talking about.
12:27Yeah.
12:28Your poo child.
12:34You do a fair bit of acting, don't you?
12:37Mm.
12:37You do quite a lot of that.
12:38Mm.
12:41I've got an audition.
12:42Oh, yeah.
12:43Next week.
12:43But I find them really scary.
12:45Do you?
12:46Yeah.
12:46Unnerving.
12:47I've got the...
12:48Would you run through it with me?
12:50Yeah.
12:50Is that OK?
12:50Absolutely.
12:51I don't know.
12:57You're Jack, if that's OK.
12:58Interior.
12:59Quiet rural cafe.
13:00Jack, a handsome British man in mid-twenties, is working behind the counter.
13:04Enter Hannah, an American businesswoman in her early thirties.
13:08Hi.
13:08What can I get you?
13:09Oh, I'm still deciding.
13:11Hold on a second.
13:12That's really good.
13:13Is that good?
13:14Yeah.
13:14Her phone rings and she takes it out her bag.
13:17She takes a deep breath and answers calmly.
13:19Look, Steve, now ain't a good time.
13:22You know how important this case is to me and I can't think about us right now.
13:28She pauses to hear Steve's reply.
13:30She nods understandingly.
13:34You might want to work on that nod a bit.
13:36The nod?
13:37Yeah.
13:39She puts her phone away and glances back at Jack, who has already prepared her coffee.
13:44Got you an Americano.
13:46Because I think I detected an accent.
13:48Hannah rolls her eyes and laughs to herself.
13:54Not a laugh.
13:55I think that's risky business.
13:58I think you've got it in the bag.
13:59You reckon?
14:00Nothing to worry about.
14:01The only thing, I'd say that nod was a bit big.
14:03What would you go for?
14:07Yeah, that's it.
14:08Your accent's amazing.
14:10Cheers, Di.
14:13These are serious players.
14:15I think we need another joker.
14:17I'm out with...
14:17Hello.
14:19Here we go.
14:23Hello, last one laughing.
14:25Romesh, could you go and play your joker, please?
14:27Sure thing.
14:28Bye-bye.
14:29Has the booze arrived?
14:29No.
14:32What?
14:33What?
14:34What did they say?
14:35You can't just keep it to yourself.
14:37This is the most deadpan group of people.
14:39I can't believe they're all still in there.
14:41They're not breaking.
14:42OK, we're going to have to get strict now.
14:48Oh, straight in there.
14:49OK, dokie.
14:50Hello.
14:51Just to start off, I'm going to give you these, but could you not open them?
14:54Yeah, please.
15:02Let's go, Romesh.
15:05Oh, exciting.
15:06So, please don't look at the envelopes until I say, a lot of my comedy comes from taking ownership of
15:12some of the hardest things I've had to deal with.
15:14Whether it's my bonky eye, how much I depend on my mum for a career, or even how long I
15:19remained a virgin.
15:23I had to face a lot of criticism that I rely too much on jokes about my eye.
15:28Online, one person actually said, if he had two straight eyes, he'd be driving a taxi.
15:34But what people don't know is actually that a little part of me dies every time I mention my weaknesses
15:39in a room of people.
15:40It gets laughs, sure, but it still hurts.
15:43So, given you guys can't laugh, I thought I would detail some of the things that I found the hardest.
15:48Here are some examples of the things I've got called.
15:51Gauzy-eyed, crock-eyed, gammy-eyed, shitty-eyed, eyed-eyed.
15:57And this is probably the worst one.
16:02Cookie Monster.
16:19Things then quietened down, and I learned to make those jokes first.
16:23But I wasn't ready for what happened in 2007.
16:26Tony Blair stood down, and this man became Prime Minister.
16:35Can anybody guess what my nickname was in the late noughties?
16:38Gordon.
16:39It was Gordon Very Very Brown.
16:49I hope that the status of becoming a teacher would change things.
16:52Some kids called me Mr Rajabaga Bing Bong.
16:56Which I thought was racist, but the head said all the vowels made it sound plausibly Sri Lankan.
17:04Fucking hell.
17:06A career in the public eye came next, and via the horror of social media.
17:11I found myself in the eye of the storm as TV appearances held another volley of horrible comments.
17:17Cameraman's nightmare.
17:19He needs his mum there for directions.
17:21His eyes are on more channels than he is.
17:25Not only that, but people made unflattering racial comparisons to other comedians.
17:30Jack Deepak.
17:32Ricky Gervaisian.
17:35Or the worst, David Badbadil.
17:40My therapist says, the final stage of my healing is to allow you to say those things.
17:45So when I point at you, what I'd like you to do is open your envelope, take it in, and
17:49then I would like you to say the insult to my face.
17:51Um, let's start with you please.
18:03Even he can't see things from his own perspective.
18:16He'd need the Death Star to give him laser eye surgery.
18:24HE LAUGHS
18:30He's got the worst eye since ISIS.
18:43He got jizz in that eye from whoever he had to suck off to get on TV.
19:06His eyes must be more fucked than his.
19:15and finally
19:34his eye looks
19:38his eye looks like a grape in a tumble dryer
19:52thank you so much for taking the time to sort of share that and I certainly found it useful and
19:56I hope you did too thank you very much guys I appreciate it
20:06brave that was brave
20:08I felt bad for Romesh and I've had that myself you know people have said
20:12horrible things about me you know said my smiles like a bombed-out village and
20:16stuff like that and someone said if I grew a moustache you'd look like Stonehenge
20:20had a thatched roof
20:22what was yours again Alan?
20:24can't remember now
20:29let's have it again
20:31yeah it's my favourite
20:32once more with feeling
20:35you can really picture the grape
20:37can't you
20:38bubbling around
20:39it makes me feel
20:41no but
20:42but that will help
20:43that will heal
20:44from it
20:50his eyes
20:54looks like
20:57that's brilliant
20:58thank you
21:00that's a laugh
21:01it's a weird noise but it was a laugh
21:02yep
21:04whoa
21:05what?
21:07uh oh
21:08what?
21:09doors
21:11oh god
21:14I think it might have been me guys
21:16we have had
21:17a laugh
21:21please
21:22his eyes
21:27looks like
21:54let's have it again
21:59you can really picture the grape
22:01can't you
22:05we're being incredibly strict now
22:08and you lot pushed me to do that again
22:10had to happen Alan
22:12okay that's one for you Bermie
22:13one for you Alan
22:14you'll come with me
22:15come on
22:15doors
22:19I didn't get the first red card
22:21it was a joint first red card
22:24and technically Alan Carr
22:27alphabetically
22:27is higher up
22:28so
22:29first
22:30but like
22:30second to Alan
22:32Bermie gets the first red card
22:34she's out first
22:35first red
22:36to Bermie
22:37oh and
22:38Alan's out as well
22:39but
22:39Bermie first
22:42please come in
22:43take a seat
22:43you are free to laugh
22:46how did you find it in there?
22:47I couldn't control my face
22:48there's so many funny people
22:50your facial expressions
22:51it was only a matter of time
22:52you know what my face
22:53I knew I'd be the first
22:55or second out
22:55or whatever
22:56I thought I'd last longer
22:57I mean I lasted long
22:59actually
23:00it's just everyone else
23:02is so good
23:03right team
23:04things are going to get
23:05really freaking
23:07tense
23:08they haven't restarted have they?
23:10nope
23:11yeah get it out
23:17okay should we restart?
23:18yes
23:19okay let's go
23:20I thought
23:22oh jeez
23:22oh this is thick and fast
23:24I'm not ready for this
23:27I might just get on the phone
23:28for some more booze
23:29lager please
23:35have you been to a hem party David?
23:37only professionally
23:39obviously
23:39professionally
23:40have you
23:41what
23:41you've been booked
23:42for a hem party
23:43you've been booked for a hem do
23:44yeah
23:44when I was younger and more
23:47as a stripper
23:48no as a sort of
23:49you know
23:50a waiter
23:50just in a thong
23:51no
23:52I can believe
23:53that you would be
23:54a stripper
23:55I can't believe
23:56that you would wait
23:57on someone
23:58it's difficult to take that as a compliment
24:02it's so nice to laugh
24:04it's so nice
24:05okay it's time to bring a bit of class to proceedings isn't it?
24:09all right
24:12David
24:13might I talk to them
24:15oh
24:19oh
24:20oh
24:23oh
24:24oh
24:24oh
24:24oh
24:25oh
24:25oh
24:25oh
24:25oh
24:25oh
24:26oh
24:26oh
24:26oh
24:27oh
24:27oh
24:27oh
24:28oh
24:28oh
24:36wow
24:38woo
24:39oh
24:39this should be fun
24:40doors
24:43I see you've all met my chiropodist
24:46please take a seat up here
24:47yes
24:47we have a singing challenge now
24:49now I would be out
24:51yeah we'd be out now
24:51I don't feel so bad now
24:53okay
24:53it's actually fairly easy
24:54all you've got to do is sing this
25:03you bastard
25:04you bastard
25:04okay just sing that when I point to you
25:06Amy
25:07oh
25:09oh
25:17thank you
25:20davis
25:21uh
25:21Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
25:24Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
25:33Done.
25:42Romesh.
25:54Mel's got to go, surely.
25:58Mel.
26:11Sam.
26:18Bob.
26:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:27Maisie's gone, come on!
26:28Maisie's gone!
26:29Come on!
26:30She's crying!
26:31Maisie?
26:34Oh, oh, oh, oh!
26:37Oh, oh, oh, oh!
26:40Oh!
26:43It's a very, very...
26:44Very strong.
26:45It's a very moving piece of music.
26:47Roisin, could you hit the red button for me?
26:49Yes, Jimmy.
26:50Oh, my God, Maisie!
26:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:57Yeah, who was it?
26:58Who was it?
27:01I think you know who it was.
27:03OK, let's have a look at the replay.
27:06Bob.
27:07Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
27:10Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
27:14Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
27:14Maisie.
27:16Maisie.
27:23I think you were laughing a bit yeah just a little bit so Maisie it's a red card for you
27:31sorry Maisie we've also had a smile take a look
27:49oh we are being strict at this stage of the game so I've got to give you a red card
27:53okay
27:56well it's a smile or laugh that's the game yeah I mean of course I came across such a narc
28:02then
28:03Mel sometimes it's nice to hold a glass rather than suck it to your face I sucked it so hard
28:08I
28:08couldn't actually get it off then I'm supposed to worry she sucked it so hard she couldn't get it
28:15off I'm out his hand you get ahead in show business I was annoyed with myself for letting that slip
28:27I
28:27thought I'd got away with it then just when you think you're safe the spectre of Jimmy Carr returns
28:34and it's all over so that's red cards for Amy and Maisie four down six to go who will be
28:41the next
28:41to crack here we are look at it that was a tough one I went so red I thought it
28:47was I thought I was
28:48going to pass out you're not meant to repress it no it's unnatural I knew I was out when I
28:52started
28:52to see stars all right let's restart the game yeah can you give me three favorite things and I'll judge
29:06them three favorite what do you like cheese well here's the thing I don't really eat cheese but I
29:12can I can do it off memory if you like there was a time when you adore cheeses yeah your
29:18third cheese
29:18um smoked cheddar sorry at number two Wensleydale sorry Ron and at number one for you Danish blue
29:41you love that one yeah what a great cheese it is a great cheese
29:49sorry to interrupt chaps something something from the buffet sorry to interrupt with a slightly
29:54loud voice I'll not take anything thank you something from the buffet cracker and a guac
29:58crack-a-mole as we're calling it yeah combo the two or a nice little tomato I'm fine with a
30:04mozzarella
30:04looking underneath do you like your mozzarella bulb or a cucumber bulb no I'm going to just
30:12think into the guacamole dippy dippy dips in the guacca look Bob's so close a lot of people didn't
30:21look to be on the offensive Mel for example as soon as she saw somebody had a problem she was
30:27in because
30:27she could smell a weakness I miss the guys I love those gals and Al everyone I really liked in
30:35this has
30:43now gone out hello last one laughing oh hi Romesh could you get Bob to go and prepare his joker
30:47no problem thank you Bob could you prepare your joker please oh hello sailor right now it's belt and braces
30:56time I fear this could be a problem for people oh Christ this could be the end for some of
31:02us
31:03let's clench up let's clench up because this is going to be a very very rough and difficult ride
31:08oh my god ladies and gentlemen please welcome on stage
31:15shit
31:19we are intimacy coordinators yeah you're a stout lad
31:25you're about to see a show
31:29oh wow the stakes are high a little bit sexier a little bit futuristic
31:34is the card red or yellow oh my god this is so tense
31:41nice and simple would you consider yourself a pervert
31:53idea
31:55I mean
31:55I mean
32:12yeah
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