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01:00I was just kind of passing through the area and Jimmy said if I was, I was to come in
01:04and practice my interviewing techniques on you. You okay with that?
01:08Yeah. Great. Love it.
01:10That was unexpected. He's like the most unintentionally funny human being in the world probably, I think.
01:17Okay, we'll get started then.
01:19Um, who should we get first?
01:21David.
01:21David. Up you come.
01:25Have a seat. Sit down.
01:26Thank you very much.
01:28Okay, we'll get straight to it. First question. Do you like crisps?
01:32Uh, they're all right. Yes. Ready salted only.
01:35Yeah. Any particular flavour?
01:37I said ready salted only.
01:38Okay. Obviously it's a competitive market. So, could you suggest a new flavour of crisps?
01:43Sam Campbell will have no idea who he is.
01:47Who's this guy?
01:49Is this a thing?
01:50And why has he got so much lemon juice in his hair?
01:52This is going to be Richard Madeley.
01:55Okay, I mean, I have to...
01:56He's married to Judy Finnegan.
01:58Yeah, but I'm getting from you, man.
01:59You have to listen to the...
02:00Neddy's to do a show called Richard and Judy.
02:03Do you want to hear my idea for a new flavour?
02:05Yes, please.
02:06Tuna fish casserole.
02:07Oh.
02:08Yeah.
02:09Complex flavours.
02:10David, it's been wonderful talking to you. You may return to your seat.
02:12Thank you very much.
02:13Thank you very much indeed.
02:15Sam.
02:16Sam Campbell.
02:17Would you please step up to the podium.
02:19Go on, Sam.
02:20Hi, Sam.
02:20Go on, Sam.
02:22Ah, Sam, you're Australian, right?
02:23Yeah.
02:24Okay.
02:25Do you even know who I am?
02:29Let's cut to the chase, Sam.
02:30What was the last thing you asked ChatGPT?
02:33I didn't really use it.
02:34Good for you.
02:35Okay.
02:35It's talking to a soulless robot, isn't it?
02:37I don't feel like that at all.
02:38You're a great guy.
02:44Alan?
02:44Alan?
02:45By the way, you make me wish I had six nostrils.
02:47Your scent is lighting it up, dude.
02:49Sam, you've been great.
02:50You can return from when she came.
02:51Thanks so much.
02:52It's an honour to meet you.
02:53Seriously.
02:54Great to talk to you.
02:56Yeah.
02:56Off you go.
02:57That means you could.
02:58No, I really appreciate it.
02:59I enjoyed being interviewed by Richard Maidley.
03:02He's not someone that I sort of know.
03:03I've definitely seen a poster of him or a picture
03:07or maybe even on a bookmark, honestly.
03:09Like, he has...
03:10I have seen a picture of him.
03:13Benny, would you come up, please, and have a chat?
03:15Go on, Benny.
03:19I'm such a fan.
03:20Good to see you.
03:21I'll have to sit with that hand, I'm afraid.
03:22Yeah.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Bit of a repetitive strain and injury in that one.
03:25Whatever you do in your bedroom is sure.
03:27Yes, well, quite.
03:28You've won two BAFTAs, haven't you?
03:31Two, yes.
03:31Two BAFTAs.
03:32That's amazing.
03:32Congratulations.
03:34You've won two BAFTAs.
03:35Yes.
03:35Do you want to have a guess how many BAFTAs I've won?
03:38Yeah, that's right.
03:39Wow.
03:39Absolutely zero.
03:42Zero BAFTAs for the Maidly.
03:44The Maidly?
03:45He just called himself the Maidly.
03:47What's he doing?
03:48Having not won one.
03:50Yeah.
03:50Or even held one.
03:51Yeah.
03:52If you had to compare the weight of your BAFTA to something,
03:55what would it be like?
03:56Maybe a small owl?
04:00Um, maybe.
04:03Oh, OK.
04:04Yeah.
04:04Your eyes are amazing.
04:06OK.
04:06I'm getting lost in them.
04:07Jimmy, he's not not fit.
04:12Romesh, would you please step up?
04:17Nice to see you.
04:17Hi, nice to see you.
04:18We last met on Red Noseday, I think.
04:20We did, yeah, it was good.
04:20You've got three children, haven't you?
04:22Yeah.
04:23Any tips for conceiving?
04:25Um, let your wife spend a lot of time with her personal trainer.
04:32Reason I ask is that when Judy and I were trying to conceive a few years ago,
04:35I used to douse my balls in icy water beforehand.
04:43Right.
04:44Apparently it ups the sperm count.
04:45Right.
04:46Yeah.
04:46Oh, it's agonising.
04:47But, so hold on, are you dropping that into a cup or how are you doing that?
04:51Oh, you're in a bucket.
04:52Put several, you know, tray loads of ice in.
04:55In.
04:56Count to 50.
04:57Yep.
04:58Out.
04:59Go.
05:00So, what, are you squatting over into a bucket of icy water?
05:03You're squatting, well, you're dropping.
05:06Does that not give Judy the ick a little bit?
05:08Uh, well, I did that in the bathroom and then I...
05:10And then you come out.
05:11Came out, nicely chilled, with fast-swing sperm.
05:15So, I just thought I'd pass it on if you wanted to.
05:16Oh, thanks, I don't want any more children, actually.
05:18But thankfully I can just let the marriage take its natural course.
05:21All right, Romesh, well, thank you very much for your time.
05:23Thanks, Richard.
05:23And good luck with your marital sex life.
05:24It's been very good talk.
05:25Thank you very much.
05:26Thank you for your time.
05:27I mean, Richard made the, you know, broadcasting legend.
05:29The thing that I didn't want was the image of him squatting
05:32to lower his testicles into a bucket of ice water.
05:35And his testicles are just dangling separately to the rest of his body
05:38and then he just dips it, submerges, and then lifts,
05:41and then submerges.
05:42I'm thinking of it now.
05:44Alan Carr.
05:45Oh.
05:46Fellow master interviewer.
05:48Hello.
05:49Do you come up?
05:50Oh, wonderful.
05:50Great to see you again.
05:51Um, Alan, I want to play a game of word association.
05:55Fantastic.
05:55With you, go.
05:56Chips.
05:57Onion.
05:59Beetroot.
06:00Hair.
06:02Weave.
06:03Banana.
06:04Loom.
06:05Onion.
06:06Taj Mahal.
06:07India.
06:10Milton Keynes.
06:12Banana again.
06:14Roller skate.
06:15Pork sausage.
06:18Knife.
06:19Innuendo.
06:21Cheeky.
06:21Thrust.
06:24Open.
06:25Went.
06:26Right.
06:27Yes.
06:28Up.
06:28Over.
06:29My.
06:29Your.
06:30Arse.
06:30Yes.
06:35I think they're going to kiss.
06:36David.
06:38Thank you very much.
06:42That is tough.
06:44That is really tough.
06:45Guys, it's been great seeing you all.
06:47I've only paid for 15 minutes barking, so I've got to go before I get a ticket.
06:51Thank you very much indeed.
06:52Take care.
06:52Richard Maidley.
06:54Legend.
06:55Maidley.
06:58The smell.
07:00He was doing some dangerous stuff.
07:02The smell on Maidley.
07:03I want to see if he's lingered.
07:05I want to see if he's lingered.
07:08Guys, I've got his chair with the smell in.
07:12Wow, Mel.
07:14If anyone wants to smell.
07:15Let's see if I can smell.
07:16Not there.
07:20We're in the third hour, still no red cards.
07:22Unprecedented.
07:24He did smell incredible.
07:25Yeah.
07:25Oh, I think all over.
07:28Do you think?
07:29Really?
07:30You think in the morning he goes,
07:32Do you?
07:34Oh, you think he's doing the...
07:35One, two, three, four, nipple, nipple.
07:37Is that what we do?
07:38Front door.
07:39Front door.
07:40One, two, three, four, nipple, nipple, front door.
07:43Front door.
07:43Yeah.
07:44He's front-dooring, definitely.
07:45I just go, uh-uh.
07:48That's it, really.
07:49You've got squirty cream.
07:58If you could summon up, Sam,
08:00you had the power.
08:01Summon up 50 ducks, yeah?
08:0350?
08:04Ducks.
08:05Oh, okay, yes.
08:06When would you...
08:07But you can only...
08:07When would you use it?
08:09You can only use it once.
08:11Oh, I really like that.
08:13Okay, so when would I summon up 50 ducks?
08:1650 ducks, yeah.
08:17To propose to someone as part of that.
08:20Nice.
08:21So it's a will you marry me, sort of.
08:23Well, is that unfair?
08:25To be like, is she marrying me for me or me for me ducks?
08:29Me for my 50 ducks?
08:31And what if she says no?
08:32Yeah.
08:33We've used the duck moment.
08:35Oh, God, I wasted my duck summon.
08:38Well, what about you, Amy?
08:40Christmas shopping.
08:42It's all busy.
08:43I've got 50 ducks.
08:45Bam.
08:45Oh.
08:46The aisle's clear.
08:47I mean, it's full of ducks.
08:48So maybe that don't work.
08:51When would you use the ducks, Bob?
08:55Maybe...
08:56At the dentist?
09:00Just before the needle?
09:0350 ducks.
09:04Don't you need this guy to concentrate?
09:14That's nuts.
09:16Don't you need this guy to concentrate?
09:17Oh, yeah.
09:20Ducks.
09:21Oh, ducks!
09:25I don't know.
09:26Something like that.
09:30Wide to the side.
09:32Ducks!
09:33It's just that's how you do it.
09:35Ducks!
09:35The duck summoner.
09:36Amy Gledhill is the duck summoner.
09:39Coming this far.
09:40Sam Campbell as 50 ducks.
09:42As 50 ducks.
09:43I play the 50 ducks.
09:44Yeah.
09:45I'd love to see that.
09:47Yeah, I'll come in as all the ducks.
09:49Mm-hmm.
09:53I think the quack, Sam.
10:03Sam Campbell looks like he has spiritually locked his face.
10:06I think Sam Campbell has actually got the screensaver on his face.
10:11Hey, do you find it amusing...
10:13I think about to sing Hey Jude.
10:14..when that company, a proprietary brand of famous chicken outlets...
10:19The one with the colonel.
10:20Exactly.
10:21They used to have all of their chicken in the UK
10:24delivered by one delivery firm.
10:26And then some idiot in the management of the company
10:30decided to put it out to tender.
10:32And some other firm said,
10:34no, we can undercut them for the delivery of the chicken.
10:37And they said, great, we'll go for that.
10:39And within two days of them changing firms,
10:42half the branches in the country
10:44had had to close due to lack of chicken.
10:47And it just makes me laugh so much
10:50at the thought about this other firm
10:51that have agreed this contract,
10:53they're taking this money,
10:54and then they just can't believe how many chickens
10:56they have to get to different places.
10:59That's what you get from trying to cut costs.
11:01And the first firm, they knew what they were doing.
11:03It's difficult.
11:04Imagine it, getting to thousands of chickens.
11:07Another thousand chickens,
11:08another 700 chickens in Nottingham.
11:12This is classic Mitchell.
11:14600 chickens in Loughborough.
11:16Only got 50 docks over here.
11:18Fucking hell.
11:19300 chickens in Kent.
11:20Quick, now, more chickens.
11:22They're eating the chicken.
11:22Chicken!
11:23Get the chicken there now.
11:24Chicken, chicken, chicken.
11:25And this firm's thinking,
11:26what, another fucking chicken?
11:29He's going to have a heart attack one day, isn't he?
11:32Surely.
11:33Not another chicken.
11:35Another 700 chickens immediately.
11:40Doesn't bear thinking about, does it?
11:45No, I'm sorry to have put it in your mind.
11:55Do you consider yourself an adrenaline junkie?
11:57Definitely.
11:59Theme parks, roller coasters, fast cars?
12:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:02Monster trucks?
12:03Not really monster trucks.
12:06You've seen them, though?
12:06Yeah, I like a float, you know,
12:08when you just stand on the back of a lorry.
12:11Oh, yeah.
12:16The fruit machine is once again available for inspiration.
12:20Please pull the lever.
12:28Worst pet peeve.
12:30Pet peeve?
12:31Is these, like, bad habits?
12:32Yeah, or things that just annoy you generally?
12:34My doctor's surgery has put a really annoying song
12:39on their caller waiting.
12:42What is it?
12:43I can't remember, but it's annoying.
12:45That's not normally how anecdotes work.
12:46Yeah.
12:50That's not normally how anecdotes work.
12:53Can you not do, like, an approximate sort of...
12:56Yeah, yeah.
12:56It's a bit like this.
12:58Yeah.
12:58I don't want to, you know...
13:00Well, my pet peeve is when people set up an anecdote
13:02and don't finish it.
13:07I don't like those people in the street
13:08asking you for money.
13:10I know you're not meant to say that,
13:11but, you know, when they lie,
13:12hello, cheeky chops,
13:13want to talk about leprosy?
13:15Al, do you live in 1932?
13:18Yes.
13:19Who are these people?
13:20Sorry.
13:20The people who want you to sign up for a charity.
13:22Chuggers.
13:23Oh, right, right.
13:24They're called chuggers, charity muggers,
13:26but I call them chunts.
13:40Do you like pickleball?
13:41Are you sporty?
13:44You clearly don't know who I am.
13:46You asked me before if I'm into monster trucks.
13:50I'm just trying to find out what you're into, Alan.
13:53That's a laugh.
13:53Yeah, you're right.
14:00Oh.
14:01I was just about to insult you two.
14:04We're getting strict at this stage
14:05because they're all doing incredibly well,
14:07but that was definitely a laugh.
14:09If so, good on you.
14:11Hi, everyone.
14:13We've had a laugh.
14:15Do you want to see?
14:15It's me, it's me, it's me.
14:18Are you sporty?
14:19You clearly don't know who I am.
14:21You asked me before if I'm into monster trucks.
14:26I'm just trying to find out what you're into, Alan.
14:28That's very funny.
14:34Oh, Ames.
14:35Oh, no.
14:37Alan, he's so cheeky.
14:40It's the twinkle in the eyes that gets you.
14:42We're getting strict now.
14:43You're all playing brilliantly,
14:44but we're getting quite strict.
14:45That yellow, totally deserved,
14:47and I'm surprised I lasted that long.
14:48I'm going to go and restart the game.
14:49OK.
14:50Doors.
14:52So, Alan tries to tip Sam over the edge,
14:55but Amy gets caught in the crossfire.
14:57It's a yellow for Gledhill.
15:00We've got five yellow cards.
15:01This is good.
15:03Let's restart the game.
15:05Oh, hello.
15:06Here we go.
15:06Right.
15:11Where do you stand on quad bikes?
15:19Do you remember MTV Cribs?
15:22Yeah.
15:22Well, I did MTV Cribs with Derek Okora,
15:26and we were in Cribs,
15:28as in like a place under a church
15:29where they keep their dead bodies.
15:30Pun on MTV Cribs.
15:33Yeah.
15:33The thing is,
15:34he was struggling with the autocue,
15:36which was,
15:36hi, I'm Derek Okora,
15:37welcome to MTV Cribs.
15:38But then he would go,
15:41you're all right, darling.
15:42Don't worry.
15:43Don't worry.
15:44We're filming a show.
15:44It's all right.
15:45She's crying over there.
15:46She's a Victorian woman.
15:48He struggled with the,
15:49hi, I'm Derek Okora bit,
15:51but he was having a conversation.
15:53Alan Carr was the one that I feared most.
15:56There's a vibe or something
15:57that just makes me want to laugh.
15:59Did you do the Cribs thing, Alan,
16:01because you believe in that sort of stuff?
16:02No, I'm interested in things like that,
16:04but yeah, it was interesting.
16:06Did you find any of it genuine?
16:07No.
16:08Nothing at all?
16:09He's a charlatan, isn't he?
16:10Well, you saw him when the spirit guy
16:12spoke to Tupin Carmoon
16:14and he had a Scouse accent.
16:15Hello, I'm Tupin Carmoon.
16:17I died all those years ago.
16:19You do the math.
16:20Does that sound like Tupin Carmoon to you?
16:23Does it?
16:25Great.
16:25All right, Derek.
16:26I'm here with Nefertiti.
16:29I smell a rat, Bob.
16:33Poor Alan.
16:33I think lots of people are avoiding him
16:35because they knew they'd laugh
16:36if they spoke to him.
16:50Bob's got the laptop.
16:51That means he's got some songs for some people.
16:54Oh, yes, please.
16:55I thought it was a sandwich.
16:56Oh, no.
16:57Oh, he's got his laptop.
16:59Oh, no.
17:01Bob, don't do it.
17:03Anyone want a song?
17:05No.
17:05No.
17:07I'll have a song.
17:08Will you have a song?
17:09Yeah, I'd love a song.
17:11No.
17:15Oh, I already wish I hadn't said yes.
17:18I mean, I did ask for the songs.
17:21I don't know why I did that.
17:22I just felt like, because I'm a big fan,
17:24I just wanted the songs.
17:26Diane's on a yellow.
17:28Here we go.
17:30Would you like a song about dental nurses?
17:32I used to be a dental nurse.
17:35Hmm.
17:35I wasn't trained.
17:36I just learnt on the job.
17:38You could back then.
17:39They only got me because I fit the uniform.
17:49Dental nurses will never be the boss.
17:52They sterilise the needles
17:54and teach you how to floss.
17:57Dental nurses.
17:58Hand over the tools.
18:00Top up the mouthwash
18:02and mix the fucking glues.
18:04Lunch and meat is lovely,
18:06but it's full of fucking fat.
18:08Kale is much more healthy,
18:10but it tastes of underpants.
18:12Tin dot dog's a good value,
18:14but the nutrients are low.
18:16On Sunday, I will kill again,
18:18this time in Middlesbrough.
18:20Yes.
18:25That was great.
18:26That was lovely.
18:27Do you want another one?
18:28Yeah, go on, do another.
18:32Oh, God, this is...
18:34This is going to be worse, isn't it?
18:36You can tell.
18:40You ready?
18:43You're a nutjob,
18:45you're in bin bags,
18:46you've got a cobbler's head
18:48in a hole beneath your shed.
18:50I don't know how many times,
18:53Dan,
18:53I've caught you
18:54hiding onion rings
18:55under me horses,
18:57painting zips
18:58on me pigs.
19:00And I've seen you outside Costco
19:02when I wouldn't let you in
19:03because how much you stank.
19:06You're a chin strap,
19:07you're a mouse hat,
19:09you once went to Leeds
19:11and drank a pint of bees,
19:13you're a bog roll,
19:15you're a wingnut,
19:16you once threw a snake
19:19at Paloma Faith's face,
19:21you're a pork chop,
19:23you're a job lot,
19:24you once slaughtered an eel
19:27on Alan Shearer's fields.
19:31Thank you for receiving those songs.
19:34Well done, Bob.
19:37Oh, God, he's so good.
19:40That was hard.
19:42Yeah, that was hard.
19:43The first song I thought,
19:45I can cope with this
19:46and then the second one,
19:49I had to move away from him.
19:52What did you say about Paloma Faith's face?
19:54Something about her face.
19:55You went through a snake at Paloma.
19:57Faith's face.
19:58Faith's face.
19:59Is it based on a true story?
20:01No, it's not.
20:02Oh.
20:03It was a pigeon.
20:06Mmm.
20:06Okay.
20:08I'm going to get another Joker.
20:09Ooh!
20:10I'm thinking Alan.
20:12Yes, please.
20:14I know.
20:15Oh, shall I get it?
20:17Shall I?
20:17Go on.
20:18Yeah, you go on.
20:21Hello, last one laughing.
20:22Oh, hi,
20:23can I get Alan Carr
20:24to do his Joker, please?
20:25Sure thing.
20:27Bye-bye.
20:27Love you.
20:28Bye.
20:29Al,
20:30could you please do your Joker?
20:32Oh, no.
20:34Okay.
20:35Go, Al.
20:37Oh!
20:38So, we've got five comics on a yellow card
20:40and Alan's Joker.
20:42Oh, hang on.
20:44He goes,
20:45hello.
20:46Here we go.
20:47I'm looking forward to this.
20:48This is going to be good, isn't it?
20:50All right, let's see what he's brought.
20:52Come on, Alan.
20:53Ladies and gentlemen,
20:55boys and girls,
20:56it's game show time,
20:58so please welcome
20:59Mr. Game Show himself,
21:01Alan Carr.
21:05Holy shit.
21:07Hello,
21:08and welcome to my brand new game show,
21:10Concentration,
21:11or
21:11Constipation.
21:13Yay!
21:16Cue the music.
21:22Concentration,
21:23not constipation,
21:24it's up to you
21:25to find the clue,
21:27is Alan's poo
21:28long overdue,
21:30or is it concentration,
21:33or is it concentration?
21:39And the rules of constipation
21:41or concentration
21:42could not be simpler.
21:43I'll be presenting to you
21:45a series of scenarios.
21:46You've got to see,
21:48am I constipated
21:50or am I concentrating?
21:52Okay?
21:52Yeah.
21:53Please welcome
21:54my glamorous assistant,
21:55Pat.
21:56Pat Noodle.
21:57Please come out.
21:58She'll be passing out
21:59your paddles now.
22:01Oh, wow.
22:03Look at lovely Pat.
22:04It's a play on pot noodle,
22:05but obviously you won't want
22:06to pour boiling water
22:08over Pat.
22:08She's already tasty
22:09as it is.
22:11Wow.
22:12Thanks, Pat Noodle.
22:13You might have seen her
22:14from the 1990s reboot
22:16of The Price is Right.
22:18Jimmy Tarbuck's
22:19How Fucking Much.
22:23Sausage.
22:24Well, I suppose you want
22:25to know what you're
22:26playing for.
22:27Yes, Alan.
22:30Sausage.
22:32The winner,
22:33this is an Alan Carr promise,
22:36I will make whatever sausage
22:38you want.
22:39Chipolata.
22:40Cumberland.
22:40The ring ones.
22:41I can do that.
22:42But you've got to win,
22:43though, okay?
22:44So remember,
22:46concentration or constipation.
22:48What am I doing?
22:49This is the first scenario,
22:51okay?
22:54Concentration or constipation.
23:11Concentration or constipation?
23:15Constipation, constipation.
23:16Bob, concentration.
23:18It's actually concentration.
23:21Wow, well done, Bob.
23:24I was opening up
23:25a pack of laundry tablets
23:28and we've all been there,
23:29haven't we?
23:30Oh, yeah.
23:30Right, next scenario.
23:33Am I constipated
23:36or am I concentrating?
23:38He's forgotten how to pronounce
23:39constipated.
23:40Constipated.
23:59So am I concentrating
24:01or constipating?
24:03What am I doing?
24:05Okay, constipation.
24:06Concentration, David.
24:07Concentration.
24:08Bob, again.
24:08Well, let me reveal the scenario.
24:11It was constipation.
24:13Oh, constipation.
24:15Wow.
24:16What was that?
24:17I had gone to Alan Titchmarsh's
24:19summer party
24:20where he serves hard-boiled eggs
24:22done six ways
24:23and we all got bunged up
24:26and I had to manually evacuate
24:29Claire Balding
24:29with one of his trowels.
24:34It's a good game, isn't it?
24:36We're trying to get some
24:37of the Only Connect audience,
24:38you know.
24:39They would love this.
24:40Yeah.
24:42Okay.
24:43Concentration
24:43or constipation?
24:54I think
24:56he's coming.
25:02What do you reckon?
25:04A few concentrations.
25:08Concentration,
25:08concentration,
25:09constipation.
25:10Right.
25:11Well, you're all sort of right
25:13because it's a trick question.
25:14I was constipated
25:16and concentrating.
25:18I was on the toilet
25:20doing a word search
25:21but I'd eaten
25:22some unripe bananas
25:23wrapped in processed meat
25:25and washed it down
25:26with an Imodium smoothie.
25:28Ah.
25:31And can I just tell you
25:33this word search was hard.
25:34I nearly prolapsed
25:35trying to find
25:36Thomas Schaffernacher.
25:39So,
25:40who is the winner?
25:42You ask.
25:43I think actually
25:44it's Romesh.
25:45Romesh,
25:46well done.
25:47Come over here.
25:48Come on then,
25:49Pat, my love.
25:50You're going to help me.
25:50What kind of sausage?
25:53What kind of sausage
25:54would you like?
25:55You are a vegan
25:55so you don't touch the meat.
25:57What kind of sausage?
25:58It's like a stroke.
25:59Wow.
26:03A noodle.
26:07Wow.
26:12It's a lot of sausage.
26:13Alan's going to make himself go.
26:17That was really nice.
26:18That was really nice.
26:19It's like a robot
26:20that can shit.
26:21Yeah.
26:24Would you
26:25like this sausage?
26:28Romesh,
26:29take the sausage.
26:30Take the sausage,
26:31please.
26:31Oh,
26:32there you go.
26:33That's you.
26:34That's safe.
26:34You're leaving
26:35with that sausage.
26:36Can I just say
26:37thank you everyone
26:38for watching
26:39Concentration
26:39or Constipation?
26:41Thank you so much.
26:44Pat Noodle.
26:45Please,
26:45Pat,
26:46give us...
26:48Just stay there,
26:49Pat.
26:49Just stay there,
26:50Pat.
26:51Just stay there,
26:52Pat.
26:53You okay,
26:53boss?
26:57You good?
26:58Yeah.
26:59I think so.
27:02I think you are,
27:03aren't you?
27:08Oh, my dad goes in business.
27:10I'm just telling you
27:11for the scars.
27:12I mean,
27:13the thing is,
27:14I have...
27:15Oh, wow.
27:17The thing is,
27:18I have hosted
27:19shows like that
27:20for real,
27:20so, I mean,
27:21it was a bit weird
27:21for me,
27:22because I have
27:22actually done...
27:23That was strong.
27:25Also,
27:25can I just say...
27:26Oh, hello.
27:29What?
27:29Was it me
27:29with the machine
27:30when it came out?
27:33Get him, Jimmy.
27:34This makes a lovely
27:35cheese board
27:35for us all to keep.
27:36I'm going to put mine...
27:37Yeah, thanks for the gift,
27:38Sam.
27:38And it's good,
27:38because it reminds you,
27:40doesn't it,
27:40what to have too much cheese?
27:42Doors.
27:43Oh, here he is.
27:44Doors.
27:45Hello.
27:46Such a purposeful walk,
27:47isn't it?
27:48OK, um...
27:49Stand by your beds.
27:51Amazon have asked me
27:52to say that
27:53that is their format now.
27:54Great.
27:54OK, yeah.
27:55Can Pat Noodle come too?
27:57Oh, yeah.
27:58Pat Noodle's...
27:58Actually,
27:59they want to do it
27:59without you and just her.
28:01She was extraordinary.
28:03What was the show
28:04she did with Jimmy Tarbuck?
28:05Jimmy Tarbuck's
28:06How Fucking Much?
28:11OK,
28:12we've had an incident.
28:13We've had some laughter
28:14in the room.
28:15Ah.
28:16And, well,
28:16I'll show you.
28:18Can I just tell you,
28:19this word search was hard.
28:21I nearly prolapsed
28:22trying to find
28:22Thomas Schaffernacher.
28:29Oh, yeah!
28:31Oh, wow!
28:34You're powerful,
28:35but nothing's tougher than that.
28:37I mean...
28:37That was hard.
28:38You did very, very well.
28:39As soon as it opened
28:40and I just saw the set,
28:42I thought,
28:43I'm in trouble here.
28:44Alan could have come on
28:45in the jacket
28:46and just gone,
28:47Schaffernacher!
28:47And I probably would have laughed.
28:49Shit.
28:51While I've got you,
28:53there's another one.
28:59Say it ain't said.
29:05Okie dokie.
29:06Oh!
29:10If he had two straight eyes,
29:11he'd be driving a taxi.
29:13Ah!
29:15Ah!
29:17Ah!
29:18Ah!
29:18Ah!
29:18What is this house?
29:20I used to fancy the jack of clubs
29:21in the pack of cards.
29:23So I've got to give you
29:24a red card.
29:25Really?
29:25Ok, that's one for you.
29:26Hello.
29:27One for you.
29:28You'll come with me.
29:31We've all bitten down
29:32on a shoe
29:33when trying to curl one out.
30:00Well, let's go.
30:06Oh, let's go!
30:08Hey!
30:08Hey!
30:08Hey!
30:10Hey!
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