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ماراثون مشاهدة مسلسل ملك القناصين
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00:00:00I got eyes on target.
00:00:01The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:00:05That's too far.
00:00:07Let's abort.
00:00:08I'll make the shot.
00:00:10Wind's light.
00:00:11If I raise by 3.4 mil, shift MLA by 0.7.
00:00:15Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:00:16You only get one shot.
00:00:18Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:00:19One shot, one kill.
00:00:23Holy mother of God.
00:00:24You made it.
00:00:254,000 meters.
00:00:27You just set a new world record, man.
00:00:30They don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
00:00:33K.O.G.
00:00:35You know, I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
00:00:40So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
00:00:44Well...
00:00:45Spent my entire life in the service.
00:00:47Once this uniform comes off,
00:00:48I just want to get back to my gun range,
00:00:50my daughter, my grandkid.
00:00:53Just make up for all the time that we got lost.
00:00:55Don't worry.
00:00:57I'll miss you too, buddy.
00:00:58Today, we honor a national hero.
00:01:01A sniper who's defended our democracy,
00:01:04saved countless lives,
00:01:06and struck fear in our enemies.
00:01:09He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history.
00:01:14The legendary king of guns.
00:01:18And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the medal of honor.
00:01:25Thank you. Thank you.
00:01:27But please, save your applause for our hero.
00:01:31This is his first public appearance.
00:01:34Please welcome the legendary marksman, the king of guns.
00:01:38All they talk about are the records I've broken.
00:01:42But no one remembers you.
00:01:44The man who died to make it happen.
00:01:47I'm done, Lewis.
00:01:49I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:01:54From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:01:58He can rest in peace.
00:02:03Breaking news.
00:02:04Seconds before he is to receive the medal of honor,
00:02:07the king of guns has vanished.
00:02:09Carl, can you take a gun apart for me again?
00:02:12Not today, kiddo.
00:02:14I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
00:02:16I've inspected the new guns, though.
00:02:18Checklist is on your desk.
00:02:19Thanks.
00:02:20Great work, Carl.
00:02:21Fucking shit!
00:02:23Why is my ex-husband here?
00:02:28Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:02:32Benny, what are you doing here?
00:02:33What?
00:02:34Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife
00:02:37and maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:02:39Hey, Rebecca.
00:02:41Just stop, okay?
00:02:43We're divorced.
00:02:44We've been divorced for years.
00:02:45Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit.
00:02:48Still, such a fucking buzzkill.
00:02:53Hey, baby girl.
00:02:54I know that you missed your daddy, right?
00:02:58You're okay.
00:02:59Just an ungrateful, spoiled little frickin' brat.
00:03:03Just like her mother, huh?
00:03:05And look at you two.
00:03:06Only a couple years divorced,
00:03:08and you're already shacking it up at the local handyman.
00:03:10God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:03:14Carl is my employee. Nothing more.
00:03:16Besides, I've told you a million times
00:03:18I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:03:19Now I know you've got a little stash of money hidden.
00:03:23That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:03:25So just do the right fucking thing and give me my share.
00:03:27No, actually, I didn't take your money
00:03:29because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
00:03:31Well then just pay up!
00:03:33Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:03:35Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations,
00:03:38get the cops breathing down your neck,
00:03:39and we'll see how long you last in this business.
00:03:41It's probably not very fucking long.
00:03:42You're not getting a cent from me.
00:03:44Alright, well.
00:03:46Hey, Rebecca, honey.
00:03:48How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now
00:03:50so we can get a lot more father-daughter bonding time, alright?
00:03:53Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:03:57Woo-wee, Janey baby!
00:03:59Looks like you got some boldness to you now.
00:04:01What are you gonna do?
00:04:02Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
00:04:05Mommy?
00:04:08Jane, put the gun down.
00:04:09It's what he wants.
00:04:10Don't let him get to you.
00:04:11Come on, Janey.
00:04:12You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:04:14I mean, I can see by the look in your eyes right now
00:04:17that you're not gonna pull that trigger.
00:04:19You sure about those odds?
00:04:21Well, I am a betting man.
00:04:26Mommy!
00:04:27Jane!
00:04:28Hey, Dad!
00:04:29Don't you fucking move, alright?
00:04:30You stay right there.
00:04:32Mommy!
00:04:33Now listen, baby girl.
00:04:35Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
00:04:37I-I don't know.
00:04:39Well then, daddy will give you a little push.
00:04:41I want you to think very clearly now, alright?
00:04:43Don't hurt my mommy!
00:04:44Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
00:04:48Come on.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:51You're okay.
00:04:52I got you.
00:04:53What?
00:04:54You just try to fucking shoot me?
00:04:56Well, I got news for you, pal.
00:04:58You fucking missed.
00:04:59If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
00:05:02You think you scare me?
00:05:04Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter.
00:05:07You don't scare me at all.
00:05:09What's it gonna take for you to leave?
00:05:11Let's do this the old school way.
00:05:13See this gun?
00:05:13I challenge you to an assembly contest.
00:05:17First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:05:21If you win, I'll leave.
00:05:23If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
00:05:27Deal.
00:05:27No.
00:05:28Carl, you can't.
00:05:29He's professionally trained.
00:05:31Well then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie.
00:05:33That's all you gotta do.
00:05:35It's okay, mommy.
00:05:36Carl's got this.
00:05:37Rules are simple.
00:05:39Disassemble.
00:05:41Then reassemble.
00:05:43First to fire a win.
00:05:44On your mark.
00:05:46Get set.
00:05:47Falling behind already, huh?
00:05:49Shit.
00:05:49You're mag.
00:05:51Genius.
00:05:52What are you telling me?
00:05:53That gun's loaded?
00:05:54You lost.
00:05:55That's impossible, alright?
00:05:56I'm a B-class sharpshooter and you're a fucking handyman.
00:05:59You're telling me-
00:06:00I know that move.
00:06:02My dad taught me that trick.
00:06:04Why does he know it?
00:06:07Carl, you're so cool.
00:06:08You're my hero.
00:06:10You know what?
00:06:11I'm sick of your shit, you little brat.
00:06:13Don't you even think.
00:06:15This ain't over yet.
00:06:16You know that?
00:06:19Hey.
00:06:20You listen to me very carefully.
00:06:23You touch them again and I'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine.
00:06:28Over and over until you beg me to end it.
00:06:32You don't want me to step closer to them ever again? Fine.
00:06:35I won't fucking come near him again.
00:06:37Fuck away from me.
00:06:39Hey, are you hurt?
00:06:41Carl, you're awesome!
00:06:44My gosh, I-
00:06:45I don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here.
00:06:49You're bleeding.
00:06:51Oh, no. I'm fine. Seriously. It's okay.
00:06:54I'll get you a bandage.
00:06:58Hey, baby.
00:06:59Why don't you go inside while Carl helps mommy, okay?
00:07:02Okay.
00:07:02Okay, I love you.
00:07:03I love you.
00:07:04I love you.
00:07:04It's not so bad.
00:07:06Hey, is there something you're not telling me?
00:07:09It's just that-
00:07:10Jane.
00:07:12Mr. Redford's pulling up.
00:07:13The Chris Redford, coach of the natural shooting team.
00:07:16Come on, Cap. Now's your shot to impress him.
00:07:18This is Chris Redford we're talking about here.
00:07:20He's an A-class sharpshooter, and there's only a hundred people in the world on his level.
00:07:24Can you imagine being that good?
00:07:26There's always someone better.
00:07:28Now, even among all of these elite sharpshooters, you won't find a better shot than the king of guns.
00:07:32He's the best in the world. There's no competition.
00:07:34Do your best today.
00:07:35Okay, but just remember, this is a chance to learn from one of the greats.
00:07:38Chris Redford? That second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty?
00:07:42He's coaching the national shooting team?
00:07:44Oh, hey, uh, don't leave yet.
00:07:46Look, today is huge for us. If Mr. Redford can endorse us, we'll be golden.
00:07:50So stick around, just in case.
00:07:53In case of what?
00:07:54This loser? Jane, I honestly don't understand why you insist on keeping him around.
00:07:57Jane, he's only been with us for a year, and today is huge.
00:08:01I mean, we can't afford to take that risk.
00:08:03Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels, but that's it.
00:08:07Let's leave it to the professionals.
00:08:09Just stop being condescending, okay?
00:08:11Carl's one of us.
00:08:12And plus, he could use the experience, so be nice.
00:08:15All right, go get ready.
00:08:17I'm gonna go show Coach Redford around.
00:08:18And just remember, if we can impress him, this will be huge for us.
00:08:22A game.
00:08:22Know your place, handyman.
00:08:24Don't even think about making a scene.
00:08:25Keep your head on straight, if you want to shoot straight.
00:08:28I'm a pro. I don't need tips from a handyman.
00:08:30Stay in your lane.
00:08:31You think you know more than our captain?
00:08:33You haven't even taken a shot around here.
00:08:35A nobody like you might not get it, but this is a big deal for us.
00:08:41You better not mess it up.
00:08:43This is Alex, captain of our shooting club.
00:08:47He's the best shot we got.
00:08:51Watch and learn, handyman.
00:08:53Not bad.
00:08:54Good shot.
00:08:55Great accuracy.
00:08:56Yeah, nine's all around.
00:08:57You really are our best.
00:08:58I'm a professional.
00:09:00Unlike someone who probably can't even hit the target.
00:09:02Captain, show him who's boss.
00:09:04Yeah.
00:09:06Watch and learn, loser.
00:09:07You're up, handyman.
00:09:08Fix this piece of junk.
00:09:10Go on, handyman.
00:09:11It's your time to shine.
00:09:13Shine?
00:09:14Look at how dirty his hands are.
00:09:16All he's shining are guns these days.
00:09:18Isn't Carl the coolest?
00:09:20Sure.
00:09:21If you're six.
00:09:22So quickly?
00:09:25No, there's no way you would fix anything.
00:09:26And where's the scope?
00:09:27No.
00:09:28Don't be fooled by his little party tricks, kid.
00:09:30It'll jam again soon.
00:09:32Give it three shots.
00:09:33Tops.
00:09:34Hey, uh, Carl.
00:09:35Maybe just, like, double check it one more time.
00:09:37I don't want it failing right now.
00:09:40Why don't you take a few shots first?
00:09:42Get past three and I'll take it.
00:09:44You're not gonna embarrass me.
00:09:45What?
00:09:46No scope?
00:09:47I want you to get 50 meters?
00:09:49You think you hit anything?
00:09:50At this range?
00:09:51There.
00:09:51No jams.
00:09:54Lucky shot.
00:09:55I mean, you whipped the last three anyway.
00:09:57His stance and posture.
00:09:59I mean, he's definitely been professionally trained.
00:10:01He's been here for a whole year now.
00:10:04How come I never noticed?
00:10:06Was that really just a lucky shot?
00:10:09God, how dare you waste bullets?
00:10:11And Mr. Redford's precious time.
00:10:13Mr. Redford, he's just a handyman helping at the range.
00:10:15I mean, we'd never make a mistake like this.
00:10:17Only a dump like this would hire such clowns.
00:10:21But hey, guess that's all you can afford.
00:10:24Oh, Mr. Redford.
00:10:27What a shame.
00:10:28I came all this way for a circus act.
00:10:30Is this really the best your shooting club has to offer, niece?
00:10:34You're not welcome here, Matthew.
00:10:35Wow, Jane.
00:10:37You've really turned this place into a dump.
00:10:40If my brother Lewis were still around, he'd be disappointed.
00:10:43My father was a fucking hero.
00:10:45You keep his name out of your mouth.
00:10:47What are you doing here?
00:10:48I'm here to honor my poor brother, the fallen hero.
00:10:52And to see what this scrappy little shooting range is worth.
00:10:57I'm not selling it, so you can just go.
00:10:59I'm not the one that's going to be leaving.
00:11:00This is the loan your father took to build this shooting range, putting the land up as collateral.
00:11:08You've been making all the minimum payments for the years, but the interest just keeps going up.
00:11:15Well, that's none of your business.
00:11:17I bought out the bank that financed you, which makes me your new creditor.
00:11:23You fucking asshole.
00:11:26This place was my father's pride and joy, and I would go bankrupt before selling it to you.
00:11:30One word from me, and this plot of land will be up for auction.
00:11:33This range will be mine.
00:11:36You and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost.
00:11:41Matthew, I mean, how can you do this to us?
00:11:43You know how hard my father worked again.
00:11:45Oh, come on.
00:11:45Don't say your uncle never gave you a shot.
00:11:48With Coach Redford here, what do you say we settle this with a little contest?
00:11:53What do you want?
00:11:54You win.
00:11:55The range is yours to keep.
00:11:57I'll even fund a renovation.
00:11:59You lose.
00:12:01Shooting range is mine.
00:12:03Forever.
00:12:03Then it's settled.
00:12:05If we lose, are we gonna get kicked out?
00:12:08Don't worry, sweetie.
00:12:10It's not gonna happen.
00:12:12Don't back down now, Jane.
00:12:14Mr. Redford, as coach of the national team, we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest.
00:12:20Don't worry, Mommy.
00:12:21We've got Carl.
00:12:22That just slows us down.
00:12:24Oh, shit.
00:12:25Let's make this a best of three.
00:12:27First round is trap shooting.
00:12:29Fifteen clay pigeons total.
00:12:31Any weapon of your choosing will provide fifteen bullets.
00:12:35First person to hit the most targets in the least amount of time wins.
00:12:39Oh-ho!
00:12:39We got the first round in the back!
00:12:42Captain Alex here once held the state record for trap shooting.
00:12:46Shit.
00:12:47That's Nate Foster.
00:12:48He's a B-class sharpshooter.
00:12:49He's just a cowboy.
00:12:51What's the big deal?
00:12:52Jane, leave this first round up to me.
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:54You'll definitely win this.
00:12:56Okay, guys.
00:12:56Even though he's only a B-class sharpshooter, he's beaten A-class gunman in clay pigeon shooting
00:13:00twice.
00:13:01Two A-class shooters?
00:13:02He has a specialty and it's trap shooting.
00:13:05Maybe we can use him to test the waters.
00:13:07Round one.
00:13:08Carl, you're up.
00:13:08Handy?
00:13:09Man, he's not even on the team.
00:13:10Shouldn't we be sending our captain out there?
00:13:12Jane, he's good at polishing guns, not shooting them.
00:13:15Come on.
00:13:16Everything's on the line here.
00:13:17He's probably gonna freak out and piss his pants or something.
00:13:20Jane, are you serious?
00:13:22Sending a worthless nobody?
00:13:24What, you got nothing but losers on your team?
00:13:26Damn.
00:13:28Nate was just my warm-up.
00:13:30I haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve.
00:13:32Nate Foster is just a warm-up?
00:13:35He's better than some A-class shooters.
00:13:37Don't you get it?
00:13:38When that nobody loses, Jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman.
00:13:42She's already looking for excuses.
00:13:45Good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground.
00:13:50Will you shoot for us?
00:13:51Jane, let me do this.
00:13:52Look, we need to be careful.
00:13:53See what Nate's level is, so just stop complaining.
00:13:56And watch his every move.
00:13:58Oh, that's her plan.
00:14:00Jane thinks I'm too good to go up against the warm-up guy.
00:14:03That loser really thinks Jane believes in him.
00:14:06Ha!
00:14:06I ain't here to waste my time.
00:14:08Alright.
00:14:09Y'all really sending that handyman?
00:14:11Hey handyman, not everyone gets a chance to lose to a B-class sharpshooter.
00:14:15Consider it an honor.
00:14:16Maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are.
00:14:20Yeah, he's just a gun-polishing grunt.
00:14:22Does he really think he's making a hotshot?
00:14:23Jane, are you sure?
00:14:25I mean, your opponent is a B-class shooter.
00:14:28I've made my choice.
00:14:30Alright.
00:14:32Contestants, choose your weapon.
00:14:33He's actually going up there.
00:14:34I can't tell if he's brave or just stupid.
00:14:37I didn't come here to pick on some newbie.
00:14:39Especially a grunt like you not even fit enough to polish my guns.
00:14:43So you go ahead, princess.
00:14:44You can pick first.
00:14:45What?
00:14:46The shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns?
00:14:49Probably because he doesn't know how to use a shotgun.
00:14:52That loser's about to embarrass us all.
00:14:54Especially your mommy.
00:14:57Oh no.
00:14:58Was I wrong to choose him?
00:15:01Nice!
00:15:02I thought this was going to be a boring snoozefest.
00:15:05Luckily, you brought us a clown to keep us laughing.
00:15:10Girl, what's going on in that head of yours?
00:15:12Say it ain't so.
00:15:14Really not going to pick that shotgun there, huh?
00:15:16Too loud for them fragile ears ears?
00:15:19Nah, for something this easy.
00:15:21Shotgun's overkill.
00:15:22Don't say I didn't warn you.
00:15:23Look here, I'm down an eye.
00:15:25Imagine how ugly it'd be if I had both, huh?
00:15:30Nate Foster.
00:15:32Low to make ready.
00:15:33And that was Nate Foster.
00:15:3415 out of 15.
00:15:36Just under 20 seconds.
00:15:3815?
00:15:38In 20 seconds?
00:15:40Didn't he forget that bullet?
00:15:42No.
00:15:43He did it on purpose.
00:15:44He even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot.
00:15:48Needs a B-class shooter?
00:15:49No way.
00:15:50That's an A-class performance if I've ever seen one.
00:15:52No, he's doing it to mess with Carl.
00:15:54He's trying to, like, frazzle him.
00:15:56Either way, Carl doesn't stand a fucking chance.
00:15:58There.
00:16:00Souvenir for you to remember you buy.
00:16:02Something to remember the day you got destroyed.
00:16:05Or better yet.
00:16:06Blow your brains out.
00:16:08After you're drowning in shame.
00:16:10Huh?
00:16:10Carl.
00:16:11You're up.
00:16:12Nate Foster is on another level.
00:16:14At this point, all he can do is save himself the embarrassment.
00:16:17No, no, no.
00:16:19Let him try.
00:16:20Can't wait to see him shift the back.
00:16:22Been acting all high and mighty for way too long.
00:16:24About time someone cut you down to size.
00:16:26Jane's about to see you for what you really are.
00:16:28A worthless handyman.
00:16:29Not too late to switch guns there, partner.
00:16:32I even turned a blind eye.
00:16:34Jane, just tell Carl LeFort that he's done enough already.
00:16:36I'll put the team on my back.
00:16:37We'll win the next round.
00:16:38Maybe I'm asking too much of him.
00:16:41Carl can do it.
00:16:42I believe in him.
00:16:44Would you look at that?
00:16:45He has a little fan.
00:16:47Mommy should have taught you to not trust bad men.
00:16:51Carl wouldn't lie to me.
00:16:53He's not a bad man.
00:16:55You are.
00:16:56Seventeen.
00:16:57What's that supposed to mean?
00:16:59This loser's out of his mind.
00:17:01Ha!
00:17:01What's he covering his eyes for?
00:17:03I got eyes on target.
00:17:05The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:17:08That's too far.
00:17:10Let's abort.
00:17:12I'll make the shot.
00:17:13Wind's light.
00:17:15If I raise by 3.4 mil, shift the MOA by 0.7.
00:17:18Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:17:20You only get one shot.
00:17:21Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:17:23One shot.
00:17:25One kill.
00:17:26Holy mother of God.
00:17:28You made it.
00:17:294,000 meters.
00:17:31You just set a new world record, man.
00:17:33They don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
00:17:36K-O-G.
00:17:38Hey, you know I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
00:17:43So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
00:17:46Huh?
00:17:48Spent my entire life in the service.
00:17:50Once this uniform comes off, I just want to get back to my gun range, my daughter, my grandkid.
00:17:57Just make up for all the time that we got lost.
00:17:59Don't worry.
00:18:00I'll miss you too, buddy.
00:18:01Today, we honor a national hero.
00:18:04A sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless lives, and struck fear in our enemies.
00:18:12He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history, the legendary King of Guns.
00:18:22And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
00:18:30But please, save your applause for our hero.
00:18:34This is his first public appearance.
00:18:37Please welcome the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
00:18:42All they talk about are the records I've broken.
00:18:45But no one remembers you.
00:18:47The man who died to make it happen.
00:18:50I'm done, Lewis.
00:18:52I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:18:57From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:19:02You can rest in peace.
00:19:06Breaking news.
00:19:07Seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the King of Guns has vanished.
00:19:13Carl, can you take a gun apart for me again?
00:19:15Not today, kiddo.
00:19:17I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
00:19:20I've inspected the new guns.
00:19:21The checklist is on your desk.
00:19:22Thanks.
00:19:23Great work, Carl.
00:19:24Fucking shit!
00:19:26Why is my ex-husband here?
00:19:31Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:19:35Benny, what are you doing here?
00:19:36What?
00:19:37Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife and maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:19:42Hey, Rebecca!
00:19:44Just stop, okay?
00:19:46We're divorced.
00:19:47We've been divorced for years.
00:19:49Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit.
00:19:51Still, such a fucking buzzkill.
00:19:56Hey, baby girl.
00:19:58I know that you missed your daddy, right?
00:20:01Okay.
00:20:02Just an ungrateful, spoiled, little frickin' brat.
00:20:06Just like her mother, huh?
00:20:08And look at you two.
00:20:09Only a couple years divorced and you're already shacking it up at the local handyman.
00:20:13God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:20:17Carl is my employee.
00:20:18Nothing more.
00:20:19Yeah.
00:20:19Besides, I've told you a million times I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:20:23Now I know you've got a little stash of money hidden.
00:20:26That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:20:28So just do the right fucking thing and give me my share.
00:20:31No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
00:20:34Well, then just pay up.
00:20:36Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:20:38Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations, get the cops breathing down your neck, and we'll see how
00:20:43long you last in this business.
00:20:44Probably not very fucking long.
00:20:46You're not getting a cent from me.
00:20:48Alright, well.
00:20:49Hey, Rebecca, honey.
00:20:51How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now so we can get a lot more
00:20:55father-daughter bonding time, alright?
00:20:56Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:21:00Woo-wee, Janie baby.
00:21:02Looks like you got some boldness to you now.
00:21:04What are you gonna do? Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
00:21:08Mommy.
00:21:11Jane, put the gun down. It's what he wants. Don't let him get to you.
00:21:14Come on, Janie. You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:21:17I mean, I can see by the look in your eyes right now that you're not gonna pull that trigger.
00:21:23You sure about those odds?
00:21:24Well, I am a betting man.
00:21:29Mommy!
00:21:30Jane!
00:21:31Hey, Jack!
00:21:31Don't you fucking move, alright? You stay right there.
00:21:36Mommy!
00:21:36Now listen, baby girl. Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
00:21:40I-I don't know.
00:21:42Well, then daddy will give you a little push. I want you to think very clearly now, alright?
00:21:46Don't hurt my mommy!
00:21:47Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
00:21:51Come on.
00:21:53Man, you're okay. I got you.
00:21:56What, you just try to fucking shoot me? Well, I got news for you, pal. You fucking missed.
00:22:02If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
00:22:06You think you scare me?
00:22:07Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter. You don't scare me at all.
00:22:12What's it gonna take for you to leave?
00:22:14Let's do this the old school way. See this gun? I challenge you to an assembly contest.
00:22:20First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:22:24If you win, I'll leave. If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull
00:22:29the trigger.
00:22:30Deal.
00:22:31No, Carl, you can't. He's professionally trained.
00:22:34Well, then baby, just fork over the money, Janie. That's all you gotta do.
00:22:38It's okay, mommy. Carl's got this.
00:22:41Rules are simple. Disassemble. Then reassemble. First to fire win.
00:22:48On your mark. Get set.
00:22:50Falling behind already, huh?
00:22:52Shit.
00:22:53Your mag, genius. What, are you telling me? That gun's loaded?
00:22:57You lost.
00:22:58That's impossible, alright? I'm a B-class sharpshooter and you're a fucking handyman. You're telling me-
00:23:04I know that move. My dad taught me that trick. Why does he know it?
00:23:10Carl, you're so cool. You're my hero.
00:23:13You know what? I'm sick of your shit, you little brat.
00:23:16Don't you eat your thick juice.
00:23:18This ain't over yet, you know that?
00:23:22Hey, you listen to me very carefully.
00:23:26You touch them again and I'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine.
00:23:31Over and over until you beg me to end it.
00:23:36You don't want me to step close to him ever again? Fine, I won't fucking come near him again.
00:23:41Fuck away from me.
00:23:42Hey, are you hurt?
00:23:44Carl, you're awesome!
00:23:47Oh my gosh, I don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here.
00:23:53You're bleeding.
00:23:54Oh, no, I'm fine. Seriously, it's okay.
00:23:58I'll get you a bandage.
00:24:01Hey, baby. Why don't you go inside while Carl helps mommy, okay?
00:24:05Okay.
00:24:05Okay, I love you.
00:24:06I love you!
00:24:07I love you.
00:24:08It's not so bad.
00:24:09Hey, is there something you're not telling me?
00:24:13It's just that-
00:24:14Jane!
00:24:15Mr. Redford's pulling up.
00:24:17The Chris Redford, coach of the natural shooting team.
00:24:19Come on, Cap. Now's your shot to impress him.
00:24:21This is Chris Redford we're talking about here.
00:24:23He's an A-class sharpshooter, and there's only a hundred people in the world on his level.
00:24:28Can you imagine being that good?
00:24:29Is always someone better.
00:24:31Now, even among all of these elite sharpshooters, you won't find a better shot than the king of guns.
00:24:35He's the best in the world. There's no competition.
00:24:37Do your best today.
00:24:39Okay, but just remember, this is a chance to learn from one of the greats.
00:24:41Chris Redford? That second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty?
00:24:45He's coaching the national shooting team?
00:24:47Oh, hey, um, don't leave yet.
00:24:50Look, today is huge for us. If Mr. Redford can endorse us, we'll be golden.
00:24:54So stick around, just in case.
00:24:56In case of what?
00:24:57This loser? Jane, I honestly don't understand why you insist on keeping him around.
00:25:01Jane, he's only been with us for a year, and today is huge.
00:25:05I mean, we can't afford to take that risk.
00:25:06Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels, but that's it.
00:25:11Let's leave it to the professionals.
00:25:12Just stop being condescending, okay?
00:25:15Carl's one of us. And plus, he could use the experience, so be nice.
00:25:19Alright, go get ready. I'm gonna go show Coach Redford around.
00:25:22And just remember, if we can impress him, this will be huge for us.
00:25:25A game.
00:25:26Know your place, handyman. Don't even think about making a scene.
00:25:29Keep your head on straight, if you want to shoot straight.
00:25:32I'm a pro. I don't need tips from a handyman. Stay in your lane.
00:25:35You think you know more than our captain? You haven't even taken a shot around here.
00:25:39A nobody like you might not get it, but this is a big deal for us.
00:25:45You better not mess it up.
00:25:46This is Alex, captain of our shooting club.
00:25:51He's the best shot we got.
00:25:54Watch and learn, handyman.
00:25:56Not bad.
00:25:57Good shot. Great accuracy. Yeah, nines all around. You really are our best.
00:26:01I'm a professional. I'm like someone who probably can't even hit the target.
00:26:06Captain, show him who's boss.
00:26:08Yeah. Watch and learn, loser.
00:26:10You're up handyman. Fix this piece of junk.
00:26:13Go on handyman. It's your time to shine.
00:26:16Shine. Look at how dirty his hands are. All he's shining are guns these days.
00:26:21Isn't Carl the coolest?
00:26:24Sure. If you're six.
00:26:26So quickly?
00:26:28No, there's no way you can fix anything. And where's the scope?
00:26:31Don't be fooled by his little party tricks, kid.
00:26:34It'll jam again soon. Give it three shots. Tops.
00:26:38Hey, Carl, maybe just double check it one more time. I don't want it failing right now.
00:26:43Why don't you take a few shots first? Get past three and I'll take it.
00:26:47You're not going to embarrass me.
00:26:49No scope? Point shooting at 50 meters?
00:26:52You think you hit anything?
00:26:53At this range?
00:26:54There. No jams.
00:26:57Lucky shot. I mean, you whipped the last three anyway.
00:27:01His stance and posture. I mean, he's definitely been professionally trained.
00:27:04He's been here for a whole year now. How come I never noticed?
00:27:10Was that really just a lucky shot?
00:27:13God, how dare you waste bullets? And Mr. Redford's precious time.
00:27:17Mr. Redford, he's just a handyman helping at the range. I mean, we'd never make a mistake like this.
00:27:21Only a dump like this would hire such clowns.
00:27:24But hey, guess that's all you can afford.
00:27:27Oh, Mr. Redford. What a shame.
00:27:31Came all this way for a circus act. Is this really the best your shooting club has to offer, niece?
00:27:37You're not welcome here, Matthew.
00:27:39Wow, Jane. You've really turned this place into a dump.
00:27:43If my brother Lewis were still around, he'd be disappointed.
00:27:47My father was a fucking hero. You keep his name out of your mouth.
00:27:50What are you doing here?
00:27:51I'm here to honor my poor brother, the fallen hero.
00:27:55And to see what this scrappy little shooting range is worth.
00:28:00I'm not selling it, so you can just go.
00:28:02I'm not the one that's going to be leaving.
00:28:04This is the loan your father took to build this shooting range, putting the land up as collateral.
00:28:11You've been making all the minimum payments for the years, but the interest just keeps going up.
00:28:19Well, that's none of your business.
00:28:21I bought out the bank that financed you, which makes me your new creditor.
00:28:26You fucking asshole. This place was my father's pride and joy, and I would go bankrupt before selling it to
00:28:33you.
00:28:33One word from me, and this plot of land will be up for auction. This range will be mine.
00:28:39You and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost.
00:28:44Matthew, I mean, how can you do this to us? You know how hard my father worked to get-
00:28:48Oh, come on! Don't say your uncle never gave you a shot.
00:28:52With Coach Redford here, what do you say we settle this with a little contest?
00:28:56What do you want?
00:28:58You win. The range is yours to keep. I'll even fund a renovation.
00:29:02You lose. Shooting range is mine. Forever. Then it's settled.
00:29:08If we lose, are we gonna get kicked out?
00:29:12Don't worry, sweetie. It's not gonna happen.
00:29:15Don't back down now, Jane.
00:29:17Mr. Redford, as coach of the national team, we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest.
00:29:23Don't worry, Mommy. We've got Carl.
00:29:26That just slows down.
00:29:28Let's make this a best of three.
00:29:30First round is trap shooting. 15 clay pigeons total. Any weapon of your choosing will provide 15 bullets.
00:29:38First person to hit the most targets in the least amount of time wins.
00:29:42Oh-ho! We got the first round in the bet!
00:29:45Captain Alex here once held the state record for trap shooting.
00:29:49Shit. That's Nate Foster. He's a B-class sharpshooter.
00:29:53He's just a cowboy. What's the big deal?
00:29:55Jane, leave this first round up to me.
00:29:57Yeah, you'll definitely win this.
00:29:59Okay, guys. Even though he's only a B-class sharpshooter, he's beaten A-class gunman in clay pigeon shooting twice.
00:30:04Two A-class shooters?
00:30:06He has a specialty and it's trap shooting.
00:30:08Maybe we can use him to test the waters.
00:30:10Round one. Carl, you're up.
00:30:12Handy man. He's not even on the team.
00:30:13Shouldn't we be sending our captain out there?
00:30:15Jane, he's good at polishing guns, not shooting them.
00:30:18Come on. Everything's on the line here.
00:30:20He's probably gonna freak out and piss his pants or something.
00:30:24Jane, are you serious?
00:30:25Sending a worthless nobody?
00:30:27What, you got nothing but losers on your team?
00:30:29Damn.
00:30:31Nate was just my warm-up.
00:30:33I haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve.
00:30:36Nate Foster is just a warm-up.
00:30:38He's better than some A-class shooters.
00:30:40Don't you get it?
00:30:41When that nobody loses, Jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman.
00:30:46She's already looking for excuses.
00:30:48Good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground.
00:30:53Will you shoot for us?
00:30:54Jane, let me do this.
00:30:55Look, we need to be careful.
00:30:57See what Nate's level is, so just stop complaining.
00:31:00And watch his every move.
00:31:02Oh, that's her plan.
00:31:04Jane thinks I'm too good to go up against the warm-up guy.
00:31:06That loser really thinks Jane believes in him.
00:31:09Ha!
00:31:10I ain't here to waste my time.
00:31:12Y'all really sending that handyman?
00:31:14Hey handyman, not everyone gets a chance to lose to a B-class sharpshooter.
00:31:18Consider it an honor.
00:31:20Maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are.
00:31:23Yeah, he's just a gun-polishing grunt.
00:31:25Does he really think he's been kind of hotshot?
00:31:27Jane, are you sure?
00:31:28I mean, your opponent is a B-class shooter.
00:31:31I've made my choice.
00:31:33Alright.
00:31:35Contestants, choose your weapon.
00:31:36He's actually going up there.
00:31:38I can't tell if he's brave or just stupid.
00:31:40I didn't come here to pick on something newbie.
00:31:42Especially a grunt like you not even fit enough to polish my guns.
00:31:46So you go ahead, princess. You can pick first.
00:31:48What?
00:31:49The shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns?
00:31:52Probably because he doesn't know how to use a shotgun.
00:31:55That loser's about to embarrass us all.
00:31:57Especially your mommy.
00:32:00Oh no.
00:32:01Was I wrong to choose him?
00:32:04Nice!
00:32:05I thought this was going to be a boring snoozefest.
00:32:08Luckily, you brought us a clown to keep us laughing.
00:32:13Girl, what's going on in that head of yours?
00:32:16Say it ain't so.
00:32:17I'm really not going to pick that shotgun there, huh?
00:32:20Too loud for them fragile ears ears?
00:32:22Nah, for something this easy.
00:32:24Shotgun's overkill.
00:32:25Don't say I didn't warn you.
00:32:27Look here, I'm down an eye.
00:32:29Imagine how ugly it'd be if I had both, huh?
00:32:33Nate Foster.
00:32:35Low to make ready.
00:32:36And that was Nate Foster.
00:32:3815 out of 15.
00:32:39Just under 20 seconds.
00:32:4115?
00:32:42In 20 seconds?
00:32:43Didn't he forget that bullet?
00:32:45No.
00:32:46He did it on purpose.
00:32:48He even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot.
00:32:51Needs a B-class shooter?
00:32:53No way.
00:32:53That's an A-class performance if I've ever seen one.
00:32:56No, he's doing it to mess with Carl.
00:32:58He's trying to, like, frazzle him.
00:32:59Either way, Carl doesn't stand a fucking chance.
00:33:02There.
00:33:03Souvenir for you to remember you by.
00:33:06Something to remember the day you got destroyed.
00:33:08Or better yet.
00:33:10Blow your brains out.
00:33:11After you're drowning in shame.
00:33:13Huh?
00:33:14Carl.
00:33:14You're up.
00:33:15Nate Foster is on another level.
00:33:17At this point, all he can do is save himself the embarrassment.
00:33:21No, no, no.
00:33:22Let him try.
00:33:23Can't wait to see him shift the bat.
00:33:25Been acting all high and mighty for way too long.
00:33:27About time someone cut you down to size.
00:33:29Jane's about to see you for what you really are.
00:33:31A worthless handyman.
00:33:33Not too late to switch guns there, partner.
00:33:35I even turned a blind eye.
00:33:37Jane, just tell Carl LeFort that he's done enough already.
00:33:39I'll put the team on my back and we'll win the next round.
00:33:41Maybe I'm asking too much of him.
00:33:44Carl can do it!
00:33:46I believe in him!
00:33:47Would you look at that?
00:33:48He has a little fan.
00:33:50Mommy should have taught you to not trust bad men.
00:33:55Carl wouldn't lie to me!
00:33:57He's not a bad man!
00:33:58You are!
00:33:59Seventeen.
00:34:00What's that supposed to mean?
00:34:02This loser's out of his mind!
00:34:04Ha!
00:34:05What's he covering his eyes for?
00:34:07I got eyes on target.
00:34:08The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:34:12That's too far.
00:34:14Let's abort.
00:34:15I'll make the shot.
00:34:17Wind's light.
00:34:18I raise by 3.4 mil.
00:34:20Shift MOA by 0.7.
00:34:21Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:34:23You only get one shot.
00:34:25Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:34:26One shot.
00:34:28One kill.
00:34:29Holy mother of god!
00:34:31You made it!
00:34:324,000 meters!
00:34:34You just set a new world record man!
00:34:37They don't call you the king of guns for nothing!
00:34:39K-O-G!
00:34:41You know I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
00:34:46So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
00:34:49Huh?
00:34:51Spent my entire life in the service.
00:34:53Once this uniform comes off, I just want to get back to my gun range, my daughter, my grandkid.
00:35:00Just make it for all the time that we got lost.
00:35:02Don't worry.
00:35:03I'll miss you too, buddy.
00:35:05Today, we honor a national hero.
00:35:07A sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless lives, and struck fear in our enemies.
00:35:16He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history.
00:35:22The legendary king of guns!
00:35:25And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
00:35:34But please, save your applause for our hero.
00:35:37This is his first public appearance.
00:35:40Please welcome the legendary marksman, the king of guns!
00:35:45All they talk about are the records I've broken.
00:35:49But no one remembers you, the man who died to make it happen.
00:35:53I'm done, Louis.
00:35:56I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:36:01From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:36:05You can rest in peace.
00:36:09Breaking news!
00:36:11Seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the king of guns has vanished.
00:36:16Carl, can you take a gun apart for me again?
00:36:19Not today, kiddo.
00:36:20I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
00:36:23I've inspected the new guns, the checklist is on your desk.
00:36:26Thanks.
00:36:27Great work, Carl.
00:36:28Fucking shit!
00:36:29Why is my ex-husband here?
00:36:35Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:36:39Benny, what are you doing here?
00:36:40What?
00:36:41Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife and maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:36:46Hey, Rebecca?
00:36:48Just stop, okay?
00:36:49We're divorced.
00:36:51We've been divorced for years.
00:36:52Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit.
00:36:54Still, such a fucking buzz kill.
00:37:00Hey, baby girl.
00:37:01I know that you missed your daddy.
00:37:03Right?
00:37:04Okay.
00:37:06Just an ungrateful, spoiled, little frickin' brat.
00:37:09Just like her mother, huh?
00:37:11And look at you two.
00:37:13Only a couple years divorced and you're already shacking it up at the local handyman.
00:37:17God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:37:20Carl is my employee.
00:37:22Nothing more.
00:37:22Yeah.
00:37:23Besides, I've told you a million times I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:37:26Now I know you got a little stash of money hidden.
00:37:29That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:37:31So just do the right fucking thing and give me my share.
00:37:34No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
00:37:38Well then just pay up!
00:37:40Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:37:42Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations, get the cops breathing down your neck and we'll see how
00:37:46long you last in this business.
00:37:47Probably not very fucking long.
00:37:49You're not getting a cent from me.
00:37:51Alright, well.
00:37:52Hey Rebecca, honey.
00:37:54How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now so we can get a lot more
00:37:58father-daughter bonding time, alright?
00:38:00Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:38:04Woo-wee, Janey baby.
00:38:05Looks like you got some boldness to you now.
00:38:08What are you gonna do?
00:38:09Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
00:38:12Mommy?
00:38:13Jane.
00:38:15Put the gun down.
00:38:16It's what he wants.
00:38:16Don't let him get to you.
00:38:17Come on, Janey.
00:38:18You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:38:20I mean, I can see by the look in your eyes right now that you're not gonna pull that trigger.
00:38:26You sure about those odds?
00:38:28Well, I am a betting man.
00:38:32Ugh!
00:38:33Mommy!
00:38:33Jane!
00:38:34Hey, Dad!
00:38:35Don't you fucking move, alright?
00:38:37You stay right there.
00:38:39Mommy!
00:38:40Now listen, baby girl.
00:38:41Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
00:38:44I-I don't know.
00:38:45Well then, daddy will give you a little push.
00:38:47I want you to think very clearly now, alright?
00:38:49Don't hurt my mommy!
00:38:51Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
00:38:54Come on.
00:38:55You're okay.
00:38:57You're okay.
00:38:58I got you.
00:39:00What, you just try to fucking shoot me?
00:39:02Well, I got news for you, pal.
00:39:05You fucking missed.
00:39:06If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
00:39:09You think you scare me?
00:39:11Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter.
00:39:14You don't scare me at all.
00:39:15What's it gonna take for you to leave?
00:39:17Let's do this the old school way.
00:39:19See this gun?
00:39:20I challenge you to an assembly contest.
00:39:23First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:39:28If you win, I'll leave.
00:39:30If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
00:39:33Deal.
00:39:34No.
00:39:35Carl, you can't.
00:39:36He's professionally trained.
00:39:37Well then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie!
00:39:40That's all you gotta do!
00:39:42It's okay, mommy.
00:39:43Carl's got this.
00:39:44Rules are simple.
00:39:45Disassemble.
00:39:48Then reassemble.
00:39:50First to fire, win.
00:39:51On your mark.
00:39:53Get set.
00:39:54Falling behind already, huh?
00:39:55Shit.
00:39:56You're mag.
00:39:57Genius.
00:39:59What, are you telling me? That gun's loaded?
00:40:01You lost.
00:40:01That's impossible, alright?
00:40:03I'm a B-class sharpshooter and you're a fucking handyman.
00:40:06You're telling me-
00:40:07I know that move.
00:40:09My dad taught me that trick.
00:40:10Why does he know it?
00:40:14Carl, you're so cool!
00:40:15You're my hero!
00:40:17You know what? I'm sick of your shit, you little brat!
00:40:19Don't you eat your thick juice!
00:40:22This ain't over yet, you know that?
00:40:25Hey, you listen to me very carefully.
00:40:29You touch them again, and I'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine.
00:40:34Over and over until you beg me to end it.
00:40:39You don't want me to step close to him ever again? Fine, I won't fucking come near him again.
00:40:44Fuck away from me!
00:40:45Hey, are you hurt?
00:40:48Carl, you're awesome!
00:40:50Oh my gosh, I don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here.
00:40:56You're bleeding.
00:40:58Oh, no, I'm fine. Seriously, it's okay.
00:41:01I'll get you a bandage.
00:41:05Hey, baby, why don't you go inside while Carl helps Mommy, okay?
00:41:08Okay.
00:41:09Okay, I love you.
00:41:10I love you!
00:41:10I love you.
00:41:11It's not so bad.
00:41:12Hey, is there something you're not telling me?
00:41:16It's just that-
00:41:17Jane!
00:41:18Mr. Redford's pulling up.
00:41:20The Chris Redford, coach of the natural shooting team.
00:41:22Come on, Cap. Now's your shot to impress him.
00:41:24This is Chris Redford we're talking about here.
00:41:27He's an A-class sharpshooter, and there's only a hundred people in the world on his level.
00:41:31Can you imagine being that good?
00:41:33There's always someone better.
00:41:34Now, even among all of these elite sharpshooters, you won't find a better shot than the king of guns.
00:41:39He's the best in the world. There's no competition.
00:41:41Do your best today.
00:41:42Okay, but just remember, this is a chance to learn from one of the greats.
00:41:45Chris Redford?
00:41:46That second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty?
00:41:48He's coaching the national shooting team?
00:41:51Oh, hey, um, don't leave yet.
00:41:53Look, today is huge for us.
00:41:54If Mr. Redford can endorse us, we'll be golden.
00:41:57So stick around, just in case.
00:41:59In case of what?
00:42:01This loser? Jane, I honestly don't understand why you insist on keeping him around.
00:42:04Jane, he's only been with us for a year, and today is huge. I mean, we can't afford to take
00:42:09that risk.
00:42:10Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels, but that's it. Let's leave it to the professionals.
00:42:15Just stop being condescending, okay? Carl's one of us. And plus, he could use the experience, so be nice.
00:42:22Alright, go get ready. I'm gonna go show Coach Redford around. And just remember, if we can impress him, this
00:42:27will be huge for us. A game.
00:42:29Know your place, handyman. Don't even think about making a scene.
00:42:32Keep your head on straight, if you wanna shoot straight.
00:42:35I'm a pro. I don't need tips from a handyman. Stay in your lane.
00:42:38You think you know more than our captain? You haven't even taken a shot around here.
00:42:42A nobody like you might not get it, but this is a big deal for us.
00:42:48You better not mess it up.
00:42:49This is Alex, captain of our shooting club.
00:42:54He's the best shot we got.
00:42:58Watch and learn, handyman.
00:42:59Not bad.
00:43:00Good shot. Great accuracy. Yeah, nines all around. You really are our best.
00:43:05I'm a professional. Unlike someone who probably can't even hit the target.
00:43:09Captain, show him who's boss.
00:43:11Yeah. Watch and learn, loser.
00:43:14You're up, handyman. Fix this piece of junk.
00:43:16Go on, handyman. It's your time to shine.
00:43:20Shine? Look at how dirty his hands are.
00:43:22All he's shining are guns these days.
00:43:24Isn't Carl the coolest?
00:43:27Sure. If you're six.
00:43:29So quickly?
00:43:31No, there's no way you can fix anything. And where's the scope?
00:43:34Don't be fooled by his little party tricks, kid.
00:43:37Hey, it'll jam again soon. Give it three shots. Tops.
00:43:41Hey, uh, Carl, maybe just, like, double check it one more time. I don't want it failing right now.
00:43:46Why don't you take a few shots first? Get past three and I'll take it.
00:43:50You're not going to embarrass me.
00:43:52What? No scope? Point shooting at 50 meters?
00:43:55Think you hit anything?
00:43:57At this range?
00:43:57There. No jams.
00:44:00Lucky shot. I mean, you whipped the last three anyway.
00:44:04His stance and posture. I mean, he's definitely been professionally trained.
00:44:08He's been here for a whole year now. How come I never noticed?
00:44:13Was that really just a lucky shot?
00:44:16God, how dare you waste bullets? And Mr. Redford's precious time.
00:44:20Mr. Redford, he's just a handyman helping at the range. I mean, we'd never make a mistake like this.
00:44:24Only a dump like this would hire such clowns.
00:44:28But hey, guess that's all you can afford.
00:44:30Oh, Mr. Redford. What a shame.
00:44:34Came all this way for a circus act.
00:44:37Is this really the best your shooting club has to offer, niece?
00:44:41You're not welcome here, Matthew.
00:44:42Wow, Jane. You've really turned this place into a dump.
00:44:46If my brother Lewis were still around, he'd be disappointed.
00:44:50My father was a fucking hero. You keep his name out of your mouth. What are you doing here?
00:44:55I'm here to honor my poor brother, the fallen hero.
00:44:59And to see what this scrappy little shooting range is worth.
00:45:03I'm not selling it, so you can just go.
00:45:05I'm not the one that's going to be leaving.
00:45:07This is the loan your father took to build this shooting range, putting the land up as collateral.
00:45:14You've been making all the minimum payments for the years, but the interest just keeps going up.
00:45:22Well, that's none of your business.
00:45:24I bought out the bank that financed you, which makes me your new creditor.
00:45:30You fucking asshole.
00:45:32This place was my father's pride and joy, and I would go bankrupt before selling it to you.
00:45:37One word from me, and this plot of land will be up for auction.
00:45:40This range will be mine.
00:45:42You and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost.
00:45:48Matthew, I mean, how can you do this to us? You know how hard my father worked again-
00:45:51Oh, come on!
00:45:52Don't say your uncle never gave you a shot.
00:45:55With Coach Redford here, what do you say we settle this with a little contest?
00:46:00What do you want?
00:46:01You win. The range is yours to keep. I'll even fund a renovation.
00:46:06You lose.
00:46:07Shooting range is mine. Forever.
00:46:10Then it's settled.
00:46:12If we lose, are we gonna get kicked out?
00:46:15Don't worry, sweetie.
00:46:17It's not gonna happen.
00:46:18Don't back down now, Jane!
00:46:21Mr. Redford, as Coach of the National Team, we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest.
00:46:27Don't worry, Mommy. We've got Carl!
00:46:29That just slows down.
00:46:30Oh, shit.
00:46:32Let's make this a best of three.
00:46:34First round is trap shooting. 15 clay pigeons total.
00:46:37Any weapon of your choosing will provide 15 bullets.
00:46:42First person to hit the most targets in the least amount of time wins.
00:46:45Oh-ho! We got the first round in the back!
00:46:49Captain Alex here once held the state record for trap shooting.
00:46:53Shit. That's Nate Foster. He's a B-class sharpshooter.
00:46:56He's just a cowboy. What's the big deal?
00:46:59Jane, leave this first round up to me.
00:47:00Yeah. You'll definitely win this.
00:47:02Okay, guys. Even though he's only a B-class sharpshooter, he's beaten A-class gunman in clay pigeon shooting twice.
00:47:08Two A-class shooters?
00:47:09He has a specialty and it's trap shooting.
00:47:12Maybe we can use him to test the waters.
00:47:14Round one. Carl, you're up.
00:47:15Handy man. He's not even on the team.
00:47:17Shouldn't we be sending our captain out there?
00:47:18Jane, he's good at polishing guns, not shooting them. Come on. Everything's on the line here.
00:47:23He's probably going to freak out and piss his pants or something.
00:47:27Jane, are you serious? Sending a worthless nobody? What, you got nothing but losers on your team?
00:47:33Damn.
00:47:34Nate was just my warm-up. I haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve.
00:47:39Nate Foster is just a warm-up? He's better than some A-class shooters.
00:47:44Don't you get it? When that nobody loses, Jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman.
00:47:49She's already looking for excuses.
00:47:51Good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground.
00:47:56Will you shoot for us?
00:47:57Jane, let me do this.
00:47:59Look, we need to be careful. See what Nate's level is, so just stop complaining. And watch his every move.
00:48:05Oh, that's her plan. Jane thinks I'm too good to go up against the warm-up guy.
00:48:09That loser really thinks Jane believes in him. Ha!
00:48:13I ain't here to waste my time, all right? Y'all really sending that handyman?
00:48:18Hey handyman, not everyone gets a chance to lose to a B-class sharpshooter.
00:48:22Consider it an honor.
00:48:23Maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are.
00:48:26Yeah, he's just a gun-polishing grunt. Does he really think he's my kind of hotshot?
00:48:30Jane, are you sure? I mean, your opponent is a B-class shooter.
00:48:35I've made my choice.
00:48:36All right. Contestants, choose your weapon.
00:48:40He's actually going up there. I can't tell if he's brave or just stupid.
00:48:44I didn't come here to pick on something to me.
00:48:46Especially a grunt like you not even fit enough to polish my guns.
00:48:50So you go ahead, princess. You can pick first.
00:48:52What? The shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns?
00:48:56Probably because he doesn't know how to use a shotgun.
00:48:58That loser's about to embarrass us all. Especially your mommy.
00:49:03Oh no. Was I wrong to choose him?
00:49:08Nice! I thought this was going to be a boring snooze fest.
00:49:11Luckily, you brought us a clown to keep us laughing.
00:49:17Girl, what's going on in that head of yours?
00:49:19Say it ain't so.
00:49:21Really not going to pick that shotgun there, huh?
00:49:23Too loud for them fragile ears ears?
00:49:25Nah, for something this easy. Shotgun's overkill.
00:49:28Don't say I didn't warn you.
00:49:30Look here, I'm down an eye.
00:49:32Imagine how ugly it'd be if I had both, huh?
00:49:36Nate Foster.
00:49:38Low to make ready.
00:49:40And that was Nate Foster.
00:49:4115 out of 15. Just under 20 seconds.
00:49:4415? In 20 seconds?
00:49:47Didn't he forget that bullet?
00:49:49No. He did it on purpose.
00:49:51He even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot.
00:49:54Needs a B-class shooter? No way.
00:49:57That's an A-class performance if I've ever seen one.
00:49:59No, he's doing it to mess with Carl.
00:50:01He's trying to, like, frazzle him.
00:50:03Either way, Carl doesn't stand a fucking chance.
00:50:05There.
00:50:07Souvenir for you to remember you by.
00:50:09Something to remember the day you got destroyed.
00:50:11Or better yet.
00:50:13Blow your brains out.
00:50:15After you're drowning in shame. Huh?
00:50:17Carl. You're up.
00:50:19Nate Foster is on another level.
00:50:20So, at this point, all he can do is save himself the embarrassment.
00:50:24No, no, no. Let him try.
00:50:26Can't wait to see him shift the bat.
00:50:29Been acting all high and mighty for way too long.
00:50:31About time someone cut you down to size.
00:50:33Jane's about to see you for what you really are.
00:50:34A worthless handyman.
00:50:36Not too late to switch guns there, partner.
00:50:39I even turned a blind eye.
00:50:41Jane, just tell Carl a fourth that he's done enough already.
00:50:42I'll put the team on my back and we'll win the next round.
00:50:45Maybe I'm asking too much of him.
00:50:48Carl can do it! I believe in him!
00:50:50Would you look at that?
00:50:51He has a little fan.
00:50:53Mommy should have taught you to not trust bad men.
00:50:58Carl wouldn't lie to me!
00:51:00He's not a bad man! You are!
00:51:03Seventeen.
00:51:04What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:05This loser's out of his mind.
00:51:08What's he covering his eyes for?
00:51:10I got eyes on target.
00:51:11The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:51:15That's too far.
00:51:17Let's abort.
00:51:18I'll make the shot.
00:51:20Wind's light.
00:51:21If I raise by 3.4 mil, shift MOA by 0.7.
00:51:25Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:51:26You only get one shot.
00:51:28Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:51:29One shot.
00:51:31One kill.
00:51:33Holy mother of God!
00:51:34You made it!
00:51:364,000 meters!
00:51:37You just set a new world record, man!
00:51:40They don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
00:51:43K-O-G!
00:51:45You know, I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
00:51:50So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
00:51:53Huh?
00:51:55I spent my entire life in the service.
00:51:57Once this uniform comes off, I just want to get back to my gun range, my daughter, my grandkid.
00:52:03Just make it for all the time that we got lost.
00:52:05Don't worry.
00:52:06I'll miss you too, buddy.
00:52:08Today, we honor a national hero.
00:52:11A sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless lives, and struck fear in our enemies.
00:52:19He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history.
00:52:24The legendary King of Guns.
00:52:29And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
00:52:35Thank you. Thank you.
00:52:37But please, save your applause for our hero.
00:52:41This is his first public appearance.
00:52:44Please welcome the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
00:52:48All they talk about are the records I've broken.
00:52:52But no one remembers you.
00:52:54The man who died to make it happen.
00:52:57I'm done, Lewis.
00:52:59I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:53:04From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:53:08You can rest in peace.
00:53:12Breaking news.
00:53:13Seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the King of Guns has vanished.
00:53:19Carl, can you take a gun apart for me again?
00:53:22Not today, kiddo.
00:53:24I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
00:53:26I've inspected the new guns. The checklist is on your desk.
00:53:29Thanks. Great work, Carl.
00:53:31Fucking shit!
00:53:32Why is my ex-husband here?
00:53:38Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:53:42Benny, what are you doing here?
00:53:43What?
00:53:44Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife and maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:53:49Hey, Rebecca?
00:53:51Just stop, okay?
00:53:53We're divorced. We've been divorced for years.
00:53:55Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit. Still, such a fucking buzzkill.
00:54:03Hey, baby girl.
00:54:04I know that you missed your daddy, right?
00:54:08Okay.
00:54:09Just an ungrateful, spoiled little frickin' brat. Just like her mother, huh?
00:54:15And look at you two. Only a couple years divorced and you're already shacking it up at the local handyman.
00:54:20God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:54:24Carl is my employee. Nothing more.
00:54:26Yeah.
00:54:26Besides, I've told you a million times I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:54:29Now, I know you got a little stash of money hidden.
00:54:32That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:54:34So just do the right fucking thing and give me my share.
00:54:37No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
00:54:41Well, then just pay up!
00:54:43Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:54:45Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations, get the cops breathing down your neck, and we'll see how
00:54:50long you last in this business.
00:54:51Probably not very fucking long.
00:54:52You're not getting a cent from me.
00:54:54All right, well.
00:54:56Hey, Rebecca, honey.
00:54:58How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now so we can get a lot more
00:55:01father-daughter bonding time, alright?
00:55:03Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:55:07Woo-wee, Janey baby! Looks like you got some boldness to you now.
00:55:11What are you gonna do?
00:55:12Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
00:55:15Mommy?
00:55:18Jane, put the gun down. It's what he wants. Don't let him get to you.
00:55:20Come on, Janey. You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter. I mean, I can see by the look in your
00:55:26eyes right now that you're not gonna pull that trigger.
00:55:29You sure about those odds?
00:55:31Well, I am a betting man.
00:55:36Mommy!
00:55:37Jane! Hey, Dad! Don't you fucking move, alright? You stay right there.
00:55:42Mommy!
00:55:43Now listen, baby girl. Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
00:55:47I don't know.
00:55:48Well then, Daddy will give you a little push. I want you to think very clearly now, alright?
00:55:53Don't hurt my mommy!
00:55:54Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
00:55:58Come on. You're okay.
00:56:00Man, you're okay. I got you.
00:56:04What, you just try to fucking shoot me? Well, I got news for you, pal. You fucking missed.
00:56:09If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
00:56:12You think you scare me?
00:56:14Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter. You don't scare me at all.
00:56:19What's it gonna take for you to leave?
00:56:21Let's do this the old school way. See this gun? I challenge you to an assembly contest.
00:56:26First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:56:31If you win, I'll leave. If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull
00:56:36the trigger.
00:56:37Deal.
00:56:37No, Carl, you can't. He's professionally trained.
00:56:41Well then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie! That's all you gotta do!
00:56:45It's okay, Mommy. Carl's got this!
00:56:47Rules are simple. Disassemble. Then reassemble. First to fire, win.
00:56:54On your mark. Get set.
00:56:57Falling behind already, huh?
00:56:59Shit!
00:56:59You're mag. Genius.
00:57:02What, are you telling me? That gun's loaded?
00:57:04He lost.
00:57:05That's impossible, alright? I'm a B-class sharpshooter and you're a fucking handyman. You're telling me-
00:57:10I know that move. My dad taught me that trick. Why does he know it?
00:57:17Carl, you're so cool! You're my hero!
00:57:20You know what? I'm sick of your shit, you little brat!
00:57:23Don't you eat your thick juice!
00:57:25This ain't over yet, you know that?
00:57:29Hey, you listen to me very carefully. You touch them again and I'll make you suffer in ways that you
00:57:36can't imagine.
00:57:38Over and over until you beg me to end it.
00:57:42You don't want me to step close to him ever again? Fine, I won't fucking come near him again.
00:57:47Fuck away from me!
00:57:49Hey, are you hurt?
00:57:51Carl, you're awesome!
00:57:54My gosh, I don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here.
00:57:59You're bleeding.
00:58:01Oh, no, I'm fine. Seriously, it's okay.
00:58:04I'll get you a bandage.
00:58:08Hey, baby, why don't you go inside while Carl helps mommy, okay?
00:58:12Okay!
00:58:12Okay, I love you.
00:58:13I love you!
00:58:14I love you.
00:58:14It's not so bad.
00:58:16Hey, is there something you're not telling me?
00:58:19It's just that-
00:58:20Jane!
00:58:22Mr. Redford's pulling up. The Chris Redford, coach of the natural shooting team.
00:58:26Come on, Cap. Now's your shot to impress him.
00:58:28This is Chris Redford we're talking about here.
00:58:30He's an A-class sharpshooter, and there's only a hundred people in the world on his level.
00:58:34Can you imagine being that good?
00:58:36There's always someone better.
00:58:38Now, even among all of these elite sharpshooters, you won't find a better shot than the king of guns.
00:58:42He's the best in the world. There's no competition. Do your best today.
00:58:45Okay, but just remember, this is a chance to learn from one of the greats.
00:58:48Chris Redford? That second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty?
00:58:52He's coaching the national shooting team?
00:58:54Oh, hey, um, don't leave yet.
00:58:56Look, today is huge for us. If Mr. Redford can endorse us, we'll be golden.
00:59:00So stick around, just in case.
00:59:03In case of what? This loser? Jane, I honestly don't understand why you insist on keeping him around.
00:59:07Jane, he's only been with us for a year, and today is huge.
00:59:11I mean, we can't afford to take that risk.
00:59:13Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels, but that's it.
00:59:17Let's leave it to the professionals.
00:59:19Just stop being condescending, okay? Carl's one of us.
00:59:22And plus, he could use the experience, so be nice.
00:59:25Alright, go get ready. I'm gonna go show Coach Redford around.
00:59:28And just remember, if we can impress him, this will be huge for us. A game.
00:59:32Know your place, handyman. Don't even think about making a scene.
00:59:35Keep your head on straight, if you want to shoot straight.
00:59:38I'm a pro. I don't need tips from a handyman.
00:59:40Stay in your lane.
00:59:41You think you know more than our captain? You haven't even taken a shot around here.
00:59:45A nobody like you might not get it, but this is a big deal for us.
00:59:51You better not mess it up.
00:59:53This is Alex, captain of our shooting club.
00:59:57He's the best shot we got.
01:00:01Watch and learn, handyman.
01:00:02Not bad.
01:00:04Good shot.
01:00:05Great accuracy.
01:00:06Yeah, nines all around.
01:00:07You really are our best.
01:00:08I'm a professional.
01:00:10Unlike someone who probably can't even hit the target.
01:00:12Captain, show him who's boss.
01:00:15Yeah.
01:00:16Watch and learn, loser.
01:00:17You're up, handyman.
01:00:18Fix this piece of junk.
01:00:20Go on, handyman.
01:00:21It's your time to shine.
01:00:23Shine?
01:00:24Look at how dirty his hands are.
01:00:26All he's shining are guns these days.
01:00:28Isn't Carl the coolest?
01:00:30Sure.
01:00:31If you're six.
01:00:32So quickly?
01:00:35No, there's no way you can fix anything.
01:00:36And where's the scope?
01:00:38Don't be fooled by his little party tricks, kid.
01:00:40Hey, it'll jam again soon.
01:00:42Give it three shots.
01:00:43Tops.
01:00:44Hey, uh, Carl.
01:00:45Maybe just, like, double check it one more time.
01:00:47I don't want it failing right now.
01:00:50Why don't you take a few shots first?
01:00:52Get past three and I'll take it.
01:00:54You're not gonna embarrass me.
01:00:55What?
01:00:56No scope?
01:00:56Four shooting at 50 meters?
01:00:59You think you hit anything?
01:01:00At this range?
01:01:01There.
01:01:01No jams.
01:01:04Lucky shot.
01:01:05I mean, you whipped the last three anyway.
01:01:07His stance and posture.
01:01:09I mean, he's definitely been professionally trained.
01:01:11He's been here for a whole year now.
01:01:14How come I never noticed?
01:01:16Was that really just a lucky shot?
01:01:19God, how dare you waste bullets?
01:01:21And Mr. Redford's precious time.
01:01:23Mr. Redford, he's just a handyman helping at the range.
01:01:25I mean, we'd never make a mistake like this.
01:01:27Only a dump like this would hire such clowns.
01:01:31But hey, guess that's all you can afford.
01:01:34Oh, Mr. Redford.
01:01:37What a shame.
01:01:38Came all this way for a circus act.
01:01:40Is this really the best your shooting club has to offer, niece?
01:01:44You're not welcome here, Matthew.
01:01:45Wow, Jane.
01:01:47You've really turned this place into a dump.
01:01:50If my brother Lewis were still around, he'd be disappointed.
01:01:53My father was a fucking hero.
01:01:55You keep his name out of your mouth.
01:01:57What are you doing here?
01:01:58I'm here to honor my poor brother, the fallen hero, and to see what this scrappy little shooting range is
01:02:06worth.
01:02:07I'm not selling it, so you can just go.
01:02:09I'm not the one that's going to be leaving.
01:02:10This is the loan your father took to build this shooting range, putting the land up as collateral.
01:02:18You've been making all the minimum payments for the years, but the interest just keeps going up.
01:02:25Well, that's none of your business.
01:02:28I bought out the bank that financed you, which makes me your new creditor.
01:02:33You fucking asshole.
01:02:36This place was my father's pride and joy, and I would go bankrupt before selling it to you.
01:02:40One word from me, and this plot of land will be up for auction.
01:02:43This range will be mine.
01:02:45Fine.
01:02:46You and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost.
01:02:51Matthew, I mean, how can you do this to us?
01:02:53You know how hard my father worked to get-
01:02:55Oh, come on!
01:02:55Don't say your uncle never gave you a shot.
01:02:58With Coach Redford here, what do you say we settle this with a little contest?
01:03:03What do you want?
01:03:04You win.
01:03:05The range is yours to keep.
01:03:07I'll even fund a renovation.
01:03:09You lose.
01:03:11Shooting range is mine.
01:03:12Forever.
01:03:13Then it's settled.
01:03:15If we lose, are we gonna get kicked out?
01:03:18Don't worry, sweetie.
01:03:20It's not gonna happen.
01:03:22Don't back down now, Jane.
01:03:24Mr. Redford, as coach of the national team, we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest.
01:03:30Don't worry, Mommy.
01:03:31We've got Carl.
01:03:33That just slows down.
01:03:34Oh, shit.
01:03:35Let's make this a best of three.
01:03:37First round is trap shooting.
01:03:39Fifteen clay pigeons total.
01:03:41Any weapon of your choosing will provide fifteen bullets.
01:03:45First person to hit the most targets in the least amount of time wins.
01:03:48Oh-ho!
01:03:49We got the first round in the bet!
01:03:52Captain Alex here once held the state record for trap shooting.
01:03:56Shit.
01:03:57That's Nate Foster.
01:03:58He's a B-class sharpshooter.
01:03:59He's just a cowboy.
01:04:01What's the big deal?
01:04:02Jane, leave this first round up to me.
01:04:04Yeah.
01:04:04You'll definitely win this.
01:04:06Okay, guys.
01:04:06Even though he's only a B-class sharpshooter, he's beaten A-class gunman in clay pigeon shooting twice.
01:04:11Two A-class shooters?
01:04:12He has a specialty and it's trap shooting.
01:04:15Maybe we can use him to test the waters.
01:04:17Round one.
01:04:18Carl, you're up.
01:04:18Handy man.
01:04:19He's not even on the team.
01:04:20Shouldn't we be sending our captain out there?
01:04:22Jane.
01:04:22He's good at polishing guns, not shooting them.
01:04:25Come on.
01:04:26Everything's on the line here.
01:04:27He's probably gonna freak out and piss his pants or something.
01:04:30Jane, are you serious?
01:04:32Sending a worthless nobody?
01:04:34What, you got nothing but losers on your team?
01:04:36Damn.
01:04:38Nate was just my warm-up.
01:04:40I haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve.
01:04:42Nate Foster is just a warm-up.
01:04:45He's better than some A-class shooters.
01:04:47Don't you get it?
01:04:48When that nobody loses, Jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman.
01:04:52She's already looking for excuses.
01:04:55Good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground.
01:05:00Will you shoot for us?
01:05:01Jane, let me do this.
01:05:02Look, we need to be careful.
01:05:03See what Nate's level is, so just stop complaining.
01:05:06And watch his every move.
01:05:08Oh, that's her plan.
01:05:10Jane thinks I'm too good to go up against the warm-up guy.
01:05:13That loser really thinks Jane believes in him.
01:05:16Ha!
01:05:16I ain't here to waste my time.
01:05:18Alright.
01:05:19Y'all really sending that handyman?
01:05:21Hey handyman, not everyone gets a chance to lose to a B-class sharpshooter.
01:05:25Consider it an honor.
01:05:26Maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are.
01:05:29It's just a gun-polishing grunt.
01:05:32Does he really think it's some kind of hotshot?
01:05:33Jane, are you sure?
01:05:35I mean, your opponent is a B-class shooter.
01:05:38I've made my choice.
01:05:40Alright.
01:05:42Contestants, choose your weapon.
01:05:43He's actually going up there.
01:05:44I can't tell if he's brave or just stupid.
01:05:47I didn't come here to pick on something newbie.
01:05:49Especially a grunt like you, not even fit enough to polish my guns.
01:05:53So you go ahead, princess. You can pick first.
01:05:55What?
01:05:56The shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns?
01:05:59Probably because he doesn't know how to use a shotgun.
01:06:02That loser's about to embarrass us all.
01:06:04Especially your mommy.
01:06:07Oh no.
01:06:08Was I wrong to choose him?
01:06:11Nice!
01:06:12I thought this was going to be a boring snoozefest.
01:06:15Luckily, you brought us a clown to keep us laughing.
01:06:20Girl, what's going on in that head of yours?
01:06:22Say it ain't so.
01:06:24I'm really not going to pick that shotgun there, huh?
01:06:26Too loud for them fragile ears?
01:06:28Nah, for something this easy.
01:06:31Shotgun's overkill.
01:06:32Don't say I didn't warn you.
01:06:33Look here, I'm down an eye.
01:06:35Imagine how ugly it'd be if I had both, huh?
01:06:39Nate Foster.
01:06:42Load and make ready.
01:06:43And that was Nate Foster.
01:06:4415 out of 15, just under 20 seconds.
01:06:4815.
01:06:48In 20 seconds?
01:06:50Didn't he forget that bullet?
01:06:52No.
01:06:53He did it on purpose.
01:06:55He even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot.
01:06:58Needs a B-class shooter?
01:06:59No way.
01:07:00That's an A-class performance if I've ever seen one.
01:07:02No, he's doing it to mess with Carl.
01:07:04He's trying to, like, frazzle him.
01:07:06Either way, Carl doesn't stand a fucking chance.
01:07:08There.
01:07:10Souvenir for you to remember you by.
01:07:12Something to remember the day you got destroyed.
01:07:14Good.
01:07:14Or better yet.
01:07:16Blow your brains out.
01:07:18After you're drowning in shame.
01:07:20Huh?
01:07:20Carl.
01:07:21You're up.
01:07:22Nate Foster is on another level.
01:07:24At this point, all he can do is save himself the embarrassment.
01:07:27No, no, no.
01:07:29Let him try.
01:07:30Can't wait to see him shift the back.
01:07:32Been acting all high and mighty for way too long.
01:07:34About time someone cut you down to size.
01:07:36Jane's about to see you for what you really are, a worthless handyman.
01:07:39Not too late to switch guns there, partner.
01:07:42I even turned a blind eye.
01:07:44Jane, just tell Carl a fork that he's done enough already.
01:07:46I'll put the team on my back and we'll win the next round.
01:07:48Maybe I'm asking too much of him.
01:07:51Carl can do it.
01:07:52I believe in him.
01:07:54Would you look at that.
01:07:55He has a little fan.
01:07:57Mommy should have taught you to not trust bad men.
01:08:01Carl wouldn't lie to me.
01:08:03He's not a bad man.
01:08:05You are.
01:08:06Seventeen.
01:08:07What's that supposed to mean?
01:08:09This loser's out of his mind.
01:08:11Ha!
01:08:11What's he covering his eyes for?
01:08:13see.
01:08:13Hey.
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