00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
01:43you
02:06you
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03:00mrs thatcher says her government has a coherent political agenda for many years ahead
03:06to complete the transformation of britain
03:09i'm saying the background where you come from doesn't matter because if you can prove yourself
03:15to be a value to the economy if you can contribute if you can increase your own prosperity for the
03:22good of others
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04:07Let's go.
04:27I try to laugh about it, hiding my tears in my eyes, cause boys don't cry, boys don't cry.
04:43Earlier this day, the sinking of the Argentine cruiser, the General Belgrano, and the initial reports of a possible 1
04:49,000 casualties.
04:50That was a distinct wavering of the graph of international support on Britain.
04:54Next.
04:57Me again.
04:58Name.
04:59Michael Fagher.
05:00Any work in the past two weeks?
05:02Every fortnight I come in here, and every fortnight you ask me the same question.
05:07Any work in the past two weeks?
05:09I chaired the Olympic Committee.
05:11Then I did a few days as Secretary General of the United Nations.
05:18Next.
05:19Donald Belder, in Brussels, past Mrs. Kessler.
05:21How far have they come above you have to jump these British men?
05:41No, it's okay.
05:43Catch you later.
05:48Bill.
05:50Hello, mate.
05:51How are you doing?
05:52All right, you?
05:53Yeah.
05:53Not bad.
05:54Yeah, have you still got that mate?
05:56The, uh...
05:58What's it?
05:58The cash-in-hand fella?
06:00Yeah.
06:01Yeah, yeah.
06:01You can swear.
06:02Whatever you have, I will take.
06:07Who's punching these?
06:08I'll see you.
06:10All right, then, guys, let's get on with this.
06:13As soon as you finish.
06:14As soon as we're not up.
06:15All right, man.
06:15Twenty-eight babes, twenty-eight babes, twenty-eight babes, coming with my life.
06:46I might just have breakfast, if you'd like to play.
06:48Hi, mate.
06:49Hi, mate.
06:49Have a good guest.
06:56Michael's here.
06:57Where?
06:59Stay here.
07:07What are you doing?
07:08I told you never to come here.
07:10I need to talk to you about the flat.
07:12Not tonight, Michael.
07:14How are the kids?
07:16They're fine.
07:17Now go.
07:23Who's that twat?
07:24Don't be rude.
07:24Who is it?
07:25Someone who works for a living.
07:27And looks after your kids.
07:28Now go.
07:29He's a fucking twat.
07:30You're a fucking twat.
07:31Michael, I mean it.
07:32Don't stop.
07:32Do you want some?
07:33Maybe I do.
07:34Yeah?
07:35Maybe you're not worth it.
07:36Well, maybe you haven't got any balls.
07:38No, God.
07:39Shut up!
07:39Fucking balls.
07:41I've got balls.
07:42Let me tell you something else.
07:43She, she knows all about my balls.
07:45Right, that's enough out of you, all right?
07:47Don't stop, Michael.
07:49Fucking come on, Michael.
07:50Fucking come on.
07:51Fucking come on.
07:51Fucking doing it.
07:53Fucking do it.
07:55Fucking do it.
07:59Fucking do it.
08:01Fucking do it.
08:02Fucking do it.
08:03Fucking do it.
08:04Fucking do it.
08:05Fucking do it.
08:05Fucking do it.
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08:12Fucking do it.
08:13Fucking do it.
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08:22Fucking do it.
08:24Fucking do it.
08:24Fucking do it.
08:25Fucking do it.
08:25Fucking do it.
08:36I am very happy to say that after the recapture of South Georgia last week,
08:44our forces have now escalated operations.
08:47An RAF Vulcan and accompanying support plane have successfully carried out bombing raids near the capital.
08:55Any casualties?
08:56None.
08:56Enemy forces attempted to mount a counterattack, but one Argentine Canberra and one Mirage were successfully shot down by our
09:05Harriers.
09:06I think we can confidently say the tide has turned, and the recapture of the Falkland Islands is within reach.
09:20The Prime Minister came to see me today.
09:22I hope you rolled out the red carpet.
09:24Why would I do that?
09:24Everyone was against us going to the Falklands, but she believed we could pull it off, and now victory is
09:29within sight.
09:31Her victory.
09:32She's finally doing what we've been waiting years for someone to do.
09:36Which is?
09:36Lead this country firmly and decisively after years of incompetence and mismanagement.
09:45She brought up the subject of palace security again, which infuriated me.
09:49Why?
09:50Do you want our walls to be built even higher?
09:52Or the public to stand ten feet further back at engagements?
09:57I take great pleasure in meeting members of the public and have learnt so much from them.
10:01You remember the lesson Lord Aldrin told us.
10:0525 years ago we were given the advice to be more transparent, accessible, to lower the drawbridge.
10:12It doesn't feel right to be pulling it up again.
10:15It doesn't feel right to be pulling it up again.
10:22Right.
10:24Gloves on.
10:25We've identified and prepared a few suitable members of the general public for you to meet.
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:30But no questions, no actual conversation.
10:33No, ma'am.
10:34Right, let's get this over with.
11:00Let's get this over with.
11:05Oh, yes.
11:14I always brought up by a Victorian grandmother.
11:17You were taught to work jolly hard.
11:19You were taught to improve yourself.
11:21You were taught self-reliance.
11:24You were taught to live within your income.
11:26Next.
11:26You were taught that cleanliness was next to God's house.
11:29Megan.
11:30Name.
11:31Uh, bombed.
11:32James bombed.
11:33Any work in the past two weeks?
11:35International espionage agent.
11:37You know, intelligence work.
11:38Counterintelligence.
11:40Assassination.
11:44Twat.
11:45I've got a question for you.
11:47Who's your boss?
11:48I want to make a complaint.
11:49If you feel you've been treated unfairly, please speak to your member of parliament.
11:53Who can refer you to the parliamentary ombudsman.
11:56Oh.
11:57Ugh.
12:00You know you're the fucking twat.
12:01That's right.
12:03You are the fucking twat.
12:04Yes.
12:05Yes.
12:07And it's cleverly.
12:07It's like the most odd.
12:07While your process with the rest of the economy works its way through then, one of the consequences
12:12appears to be very high unemployment.
12:14Unemployment which is rising.
12:16Now, can I put it this way?
12:19It's like a nurse looking after an ill patient.
12:22Which is the better nurse?
12:23The one who smothers the patient with sympathy.
12:27Never mind, dear.
12:28There, there.
12:28You just lie back.
12:30I'll bring you all your meals.
12:31I'll bring you papers.
12:33There, there.
12:33You just lie back.
12:34I'll look after you.
12:36Or the nurse who says, now, come on.
12:39Now, just shake out of it.
12:40I know you had an operation yesterday.
12:42It's time you put your feet to the ground and took a few steps.
12:44That's right, dear.
12:45That's right.
12:46Now, get back and take a few more tomorrow.
12:49Which do you think is the better nurse?
12:51Well, I know which sounds like you, Mrs.
12:53Ha, ha, ha.
13:16How can I help?
13:18Mr. Fagan.
13:20I wanted to talk to someone about the system.
13:23Which system?
13:24This system, Britain.
13:27What is it about the system that bothers you?
13:30It's unfair.
13:32And a disgrace.
13:34It says here you're currently unemployed.
13:36Lloyd, what do you do normally?
13:39I'm a painter decorator.
13:40But there's not a lot of work around recently.
13:43Perhaps because instead of investing in new homes which I could then paint and decorate,
13:49Devil Woman here is spending it all on a completely unnecessary war.
14:21Well, I have to tell you that I fully support the war.
14:22British sovereign territory.
14:24But thank you for your observations, which I will note.
14:28No, you won't.
14:29Yes, I will.
14:30No, you won't.
14:38Noted, Mr. Fagan.
14:40Do you really need to have a picture of her in here?
14:43It's like being in Turkey or Iraq.
14:45She's my boss.
14:46I'm your boss.
14:47I'm a constituent.
14:48Did you vote for me?
14:49You must be joking.
14:51Well, forgive me if I don't think of you as my boss.
14:54Margaret Thatcher is the leader of the Conservative Party to which I belong,
14:57and so I think of her as my boss.
15:00You fancy her?
15:01What?
15:01I have dirty thoughts.
15:02I bet you do.
15:03I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
15:06I haven't finished.
15:08If you still wish to register your protest, I suggest you do so via the ballot box or peacefully
15:14in the street, as is your right in a civilized democracy.
15:17But if I want to talk to someone about her, who do I speak to?
15:21The leader of the opposition.
15:22He has the opportunity to put questions to her in the House of Commons twice a week.
15:26Failing that, the Queen.
15:28She has a private audience with the Prime Minister every Tuesday.
15:31Why don't you drop in at Buckingham Palace to ask her?
15:38Guard!
15:40By the left!
15:42Quick!
15:42Fire!
15:44Fire!
15:45Fire!
15:47Fire!
15:50Fire!
15:51Fire!
15:52Fire!
15:53Fire!
15:55Fire!
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16:01Our Majesty, the Queen, here, taking the royal salute, the key moment in this, the Queen's annual birthday parade.
16:15as members of the household division troop their color those watching at home as well as some lucky
16:20members of the public invited to attend come together as one nation in celebration of this
16:26joyous in it application for single payment to cover home improvements yep give me a little more
16:44information okay my wife has left me all right I went to see social services to mediate because
16:53I want my kids to spend time with me all right but they've seen the flat and said it needs
17:00improving there's water damage I want to fix it you're not the primary tenant my wife's the
17:07primary tenant but she's left I just explained you'd have to be the primary tenant at that address
17:14before we could even consider paying for the damages have you tried talking to the council
17:19no they told me speak to you look if this doesn't get sorted I don't get to see my kids
17:28you're gonna have to take that out of the council
17:58so
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35:12My name is Michael.
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46:17I say they have it.
46:48within them.
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