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00:00:27Back
00:00:30My beautiful sane daughter
00:00:33I literally never have to worry about you
00:00:36That's nice, mum
00:00:37Yeah, we call you the sane one now
00:00:40As you should
00:00:41Excuse me, I just need to take this
00:00:45Yeah, hello?
00:00:47Mm-hmm
00:00:47Okay, bye-bye
00:00:49Is this a bad time?
00:00:52Apologies, the government just needed to run some budgets to have passed a very sane person
00:00:56God, I'm lucky to have someone so wildly sane as a client
00:01:01Okay
00:01:05My baby
00:01:07What's that?
00:01:10I need you to help me
00:01:12Hello?
00:01:14I need you to help me
00:01:16Eddie?
00:01:18What's going on?
00:01:19Can I borrow your white noise machine?
00:01:21What?
00:01:22Please?
00:01:25Are you Ryan?
00:01:28It's 4am!
00:01:30My room sounds like ghosts
00:01:31Get out!
00:01:33For God's sake!
00:01:49So we built the mountain
00:01:51By digging out a mighty hole
00:01:54And all our facts we carried every rock and stone
00:02:01But now the holes be put
00:02:03Than anybody ever planned
00:02:05But there are tips
00:02:07I'll hang it on
00:02:10So we say to
00:02:12But I can't do this evil on my own
00:02:14I haven't wrapped the house in nearly 30,000
00:02:16Call director
00:02:19Is this too early?
00:02:20Early?
00:02:21I'm up at 6am every day in case someone's died in the night
00:02:23Wow
00:02:24They do say mental illness is hereditary
00:02:26I don't
00:02:27You slept anyway
00:02:28I hate that you're so far away
00:02:30Okay, I'm in Surrey
00:02:31Bad enough when you move back to your flat
00:02:33Look, I am fine, Mum
00:02:35I'm in my stable girl era
00:02:37I'm on medication that isn't trying to kill me
00:02:39I use retinol and HelloFresh
00:02:41I am a bridesmaid in a posh wedding, for God's sake
00:02:43Has anyone heard from Eddie?
00:02:45She come in?
00:02:46She's
00:02:48No, there's no way
00:02:49It's been a year
00:02:50She didn't even RSVP, which
00:02:52I'm not even thinking about that, Mum
00:02:54Just stop worrying, okay?
00:02:55I'm allowed to be worried, Maggie
00:02:56It is your first time leaving town since the lithium poisoning
00:03:02I said it's your first time leaving town since the lithium
00:03:04Look, I heard you, Mum
00:03:05Just
00:03:06I need to get going, okay?
00:03:07What on earth does this maid of honor need you so early for?
00:03:10I don't know
00:03:10Rise maid stuff
00:03:12Filming awkward TikToks and matching satin pyjamas
00:03:14And telling someone her skin looks clear
00:03:19I am a normal person
00:03:22Normal? Who wants to be normal?
00:03:24I do
00:03:25Well, if you get overwhelmed or feel bad in any way, just call me
00:03:29I won't, Mum
00:03:29This is going to be a nice, easy chill
00:03:32This is not one of your kooky, hackneyed town hall weddings
00:03:36Where the bride wears a jumpsuit and drinks lager from a can
00:03:40This is the home counties
00:03:43We take this seriously
00:03:44I have barely slept
00:03:46Mercury cried all night
00:03:48No, did he?
00:03:50Simone has had a complicated reaction to her premarital juice cleanse
00:03:56I will never forgive Heat Magazine for what it did to us
00:03:58So, to avoid my brother saying I do to a woman wearing an adult nappy
00:04:02I will be busy trying to plug the leak, as it were
00:04:08Yes, those were Simone's choices
00:04:10I suppose she wanted her culture represented, too
00:04:13Please wear them so as to differentiate yourselves from the staff
00:04:19Um, Flopsy, is it?
00:04:21Um, why, um, why does my sash say this?
00:04:27My reputation as a maid of honour
00:04:30A role I take extremely seriously
00:04:32Is immaculate
00:04:33I am in constant demand
00:04:35And this is my brother's wedding
00:04:37My favourite brother, the only brother that isn't balding
00:04:39And as, from what I understand
00:04:41You have a bit of a reputation as somewhat of a loose cannon
00:04:45I think this would be a better fit
00:04:49Off you, Bob
00:04:51Now, I have written down your bridesmaid's tasks
00:04:55In extremely simple terms
00:04:58So, I am assuming there are no questions
00:05:02I left Simone lying face down in an antique chamber pot
00:05:05So I ought to...
00:05:06Uh, what does train the swans mean?
00:05:08Is assist Jessie Ware slowing for something?
00:05:10I have not heard a thing from the fourth bridesmaid
00:05:12Has anyone had contact with her?
00:05:14She's ignored all communications
00:05:18Uh, no, no
00:05:20She... she won't be coming
00:05:28And if I see anyone vaping
00:05:30They will be fined
00:05:36I cannot wait for my bridesmaid years to be over
00:05:40What was Aldi Pippa Middleton saying to you?
00:05:42Nothing
00:05:43It's grand
00:05:43Anyways, we only have to see with her for one day
00:05:45The moment has done worse for us
00:05:47Like when she sucked off storms in his weird old rudies to get us back staying
00:05:49Oh, exactly
00:05:50Well, strapping fuckers because things are about to get worse
00:05:52Worse than unpaid labour
00:05:53Do you remember Simone's ex?
00:05:54Jack
00:05:56Jack Pearl
00:05:56One who couldn't stop telling us that he once played pool with Amy Winehouse
00:05:59Oh, he was awful
00:06:01He used to sniff out a guitar at a house party like an indie bloodhound
00:06:04Yeah, where he threatened to turn up and ruin the wedding
00:06:06Oh, for fuck's sake
00:06:07Hot girls are meant to marry Rich, is there right?
00:06:09He wouldn't really turn up here
00:06:10Simone seems to think he might
00:06:11He has previous
00:06:12After she got engaged, she tried to break into her house
00:06:15It is wild that we just let straight men run loose
00:06:17Yeah
00:06:18So we need to keep an eye out
00:06:20For what?
00:06:20A trilby?
00:06:21The opening corridor can't stand me now?
00:06:23I've got popstar to wrangle
00:06:25Yeah, well I've got gargoyle's wax
00:06:29No one said this right on shit was easy
00:06:32No one said this right on shit
00:06:33Yeah, well I'll do it
00:07:00I'll do it
00:07:06oh my god sorry i just it suckered onto me and i could feel it's like monster tongue there i
00:07:12was
00:07:12thinking i'd given you the simplest tasks there were i could do it i just once i get these gloves
00:07:19on i will be de-leaching at speeds never seen before see that you are and um if i do
00:07:26everything
00:07:26on my list which i will um could i have a normal bridesmaid perhaps
00:07:38oh
00:08:12what happened to you the swans have a very aggressive communication style we're working
00:08:17through it i take the swans over jesse ware any day she is insane i found her in the kitchen
00:08:21neck in cooking sherry and when i tried to grab it off her she called me a slur she calls
00:08:25you a
00:08:26little bitch and i consider that as well what's with the meat huh oh i was just i'm feeding the
00:08:30altar boys listen i have a weird feeling that someone is like here watching us i meant me
00:08:40more like a pearl has entered the oyster jack pearl so we should split off distracting everybody else
00:08:48now um no uh no don't worry i put all the meat in the boys i meant um i need
00:08:56you to put your
00:08:57bridesmaid's dresses on and meet me in the main hall as quickly as possible if you can manage that
00:09:02yes
00:09:06off you go god who pissed on her raga just do what she says i'll be gonna hunt for jack
00:09:12pearl later
00:09:14if these dresses are sheer or something i am going to shank simone i'll be box standard past
00:09:18all set to pay don't worry
00:09:24ryan your tabard is unacceptable okay well um first off what the is a tabard so we're actually wearing
00:09:31these world war one nurses uniforms is that a problem god no no no no i i i love war
00:09:39yeah it just
00:09:40seems like a weird tradition even by the aristocracy standards sister peggy beale saved my grandfather's
00:09:49life of the battle of cambrai trampled by a horse poor fellow crushed his skull to smithereens
00:09:58somehow he pulled through thanks to sister peggy who tended to him day and night upon his return home he
00:10:08did two things first he vowed to honor sister peggy at every family wedding from that day forth
00:10:22and the second thing he stabbed every horse in the stable to death oh wow wow what what an honor
00:10:31to
00:10:32represent the um british army in this way i mean i'm irish of course um but you you can't help
00:10:41but
00:10:41respect the empire um if you ignore like 90 of the history and i'm focused on things like the tea
00:10:48and
00:10:48and the and the fun uniforms a lot
00:11:10goodness what would grandfather say about you okay uncle albert let's uh get you back to the rest of the
00:11:17the family we've actually been looking for a few for hours
00:11:24eddie
00:11:27are you wearing a bindi i had no idea you were coming yeah it was kind of a last minute
00:11:32decision
00:11:34huh okay um hug me then bitch
00:11:42oh i had no idea why would you what the fuck have you been california mostly oh
00:11:49so somewhere that definitely does have wi-fi then turns out there's more to life than social media
00:11:58i'd love it if we could talk one-on-one it's kind of why i came oh i i mean
00:12:05yeah yeah of course
00:12:07right now that our fourth bridesmaid has finally arrived eddie is it i'm putting you in charge of
00:12:13making sure the chapel is ready to go the rest of you back to your time actually obviously um i
00:12:18i i've
00:12:18done all mine you've moistened the taxidermy you've cut the nazis out of the portraits yeah yeah that
00:12:25that one took a while but um oh i have to say i'm pleasantly surprised so
00:12:33i don't know
00:12:33the sash
00:12:34oh yes
00:12:37this is for you
00:12:39it's from simone hence the quality of the fabric no no no i'm it's too close sorry um
00:12:47you said if i
00:12:49if i finish all my tasks i could have a normal
00:12:52sash
00:12:53oh
00:12:55i'm not sure that's quite what i said
00:12:58why don't we see how you do during the ceremony if we can avoid any big
00:13:02scenes then we'll see we need you the flowers are pink the flowers are what if that florist
00:13:09thinks she'll work in surrey again she has another thing coming first the ribbon debacle and now this
00:13:21is
00:13:21so could you show me to this chapel
00:13:39it's nice
00:13:42but it's haunted
00:13:46but like according to ryan ryan thinks the dulcet mcdonald's is haunted
00:13:53so
00:13:55how have you been
00:13:58i'm sorry i haven't reached out i needed time to think about everything but also about us
00:14:12look this might be hard to hear but
00:14:21what explain later right now
00:14:24we need to attack the man that's behind those flowers
00:14:40i have a weapon oh god not jack pearl that's plastic by the way
00:14:46i am here to object to this wedding like it's shrek oh you are not the shrek you are the
00:14:51fuck what are you seriously going to ruin simone's wedding just because she wants me the poor choice
00:14:56to go out with you go out with me we're married yeah didn't know that part did you got married
00:15:02in
00:15:03vegas simone thought it didn't count because she was wearing a bikini at the time but it did
00:15:07so i'm here as a lawfully wedding husband to stand up against bigamy
00:15:11ow get off don't touch me i've got the law on myself have you always been done as you two
00:15:17shut up could you not have just sent her a text she blocked me can you believe that like we
00:15:24was
00:15:24partners yeah and now it's like we're strangers you know i know it's hard to be the one that's still
00:15:34in love yuck i don't love her i just want a hundred grand to stay quiet oh you're such a
00:15:40fucking fuck one what was that swan whip guys kick off us in 20 we need to get them out
00:15:46of here anja i
00:15:47assume you brought the birds they've accepted me as their leader good i think they might be able to
00:15:53help you can't do this to me my cousin knows rob winder now what we can't leave him up there
00:16:01on his
00:16:01own help help me i've been kidnapped by riches oh god flopsie's asking where we are um just in
00:16:16the attic babe no why would you tell that you're not so mad so what i did my thumbs have
00:16:21millennial
00:16:21smartphone muscle memory yeah oh god she can hear them only okay okay just um just let me think
00:16:27she's coming up baby oh she can't stop her oh my god how's it tell her and he's giving birth
00:16:31there's no baby hang on i can try it hello it's me the noises tell her i've had like an
00:16:38episode
00:16:39no i mean i can stay up here with jack so we can't escape the rest of you can go
00:16:43be bridesmaids
00:16:43no megs if someone needs to stay i'll do it straight wedding is a boring as fuck anyway
00:16:47no it has to be me flopsie won't believe it's anyone else it's her only choice just go
00:16:52no
00:16:54the bells
00:16:56no
00:17:00no
00:17:01no
00:17:04no
00:17:05no
00:17:05no
00:17:07Oh, my God.
00:17:47You're too small to subdue him.
00:17:50I've never had any complaints.
00:18:03So...
00:18:06Do you want to have that talk?
00:18:10Not now.
00:18:12Let's just watch the wedding.
00:18:42Let's just watch the wedding.
00:18:53Oh, my God.
00:18:53Maggie, are you feeling better?
00:18:55Yeah.
00:18:55All good, thank you.
00:19:01Done?
00:19:02Yep.
00:19:03Owen's got him trussed up in an out-of-service loo.
00:19:05I'm not sure what he's going to do with him exactly.
00:19:07No, he'll be fine.
00:19:08He's done this sort of thing before.
00:19:17Fuck Flopsy, man.
00:19:18She's got a rabbit's name.
00:19:20I can't believe we missed the food.
00:19:21I am starving.
00:19:22Will we go pillage a pantry?
00:19:24We've always wanted to see a pantry.
00:19:26Well, then we must.
00:19:30Hurry up.
00:19:31Before the servants see all the leftovers.
00:19:32We are the servants.
00:19:36Not to brag, but I will find a kitchen using only my nose.
00:19:39Yeah, I believe it.
00:19:40Eddie?
00:19:42Finally!
00:19:45Oh, I'm sorry.
00:19:47I'm so late.
00:19:47I got lost finding our new apartment.
00:19:50I ended up somewhere called Tottingham, and this guy with no teeth, he tried to sell me
00:19:55a horse.
00:20:00Oh, I'm sorry.
00:20:01This is my friend.
00:20:02Hi, I'm Whitney.
00:20:04You must be Maggie.
00:20:08I, it must be, yeah.
00:20:10God, I bet I look a mess.
00:20:12I literally grabbed whatever was at the top of my suitcase and ran.
00:20:16No, no, no, you, you, you look stunning.
00:20:19Oh, thank you.
00:20:26Drinkies?
00:20:27Let's do it.
00:20:32Well, yeah.
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:34Why are you dressed like Florence and I didn't get all?
00:20:37I could be a millionaire.
00:20:39If I had the money, I could only imagine.
00:20:43So, has it been awful?
00:20:47No, not awful.
00:20:50Did you tell her?
00:20:52I was going to, but then there was this whole mad drama.
00:20:56It's okay.
00:20:57It's okay.
00:20:58I'm here now.
00:21:00I'm home.
00:21:01Yeah.
00:21:03I think you'll feel so much better once you sit her down and say,
00:21:07I'm sorry, but I cannot have you in my life anymore.
00:21:12I'm going to do it.
00:21:15Soon.
00:21:21Just not tonight.
00:21:28Cheer up, little boy.
00:21:31Today is a wonderful day.
00:21:39Mercury.
00:21:40Mercury?
00:21:40Do we need another tetanus jab?
00:21:47Would anyone like a ginseng gummy?
00:21:51What?
00:21:52It'll really help regulate your energy levels.
00:21:57I mean, I've also got echinacea, milk thistle, ginger chews.
00:22:04Yeah, or I've got expired femme fresh wipes.
00:22:10No?
00:22:11Fine.
00:22:13I'm going to go and queue for a black hat.
00:22:28Hey.
00:22:29If you're worried about vaginal odour,
00:22:32I can send you a link to an amethyst suppository my friend Wave sells.
00:22:36I mean, it'll really help.
00:22:38So it's amethyst suppository?
00:22:41It's like a stone tampon.
00:22:48Sorry.
00:22:49It does sound a bit medieval.
00:22:52Yeah.
00:22:56Yeah, I guess it does.
00:22:58But it has helped a lot of women.
00:23:01I actually did a series of videos on the Vagina Earth Connection.
00:23:05Oh, okay.
00:23:06You're a filmmaker.
00:23:07No.
00:23:08No, God.
00:23:09No, I don't even own the television.
00:23:11No, I'm a light worker.
00:23:13But I primarily produce content for social media.
00:23:16I just found that that's the best way to reach people and connect with souls all around the world.
00:23:22Is that Eddie fucking Rushton?
00:23:24Oh, my God.
00:23:25Oh, my God.
00:23:28A non-progression wieners.
00:23:29Oh, my God.
00:23:30Bye.
00:23:30I won't get one.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32Where the piss have you two been?
00:23:34I've been haggless at Superstore for months.
00:23:36Hi.
00:23:37I'm Whitney.
00:23:38Congratulations.
00:23:39Sorry, Whitney.
00:23:40This is Tony.
00:23:41Tony and Guy.
00:23:42Drag queen to both the stars and the gutter.
00:23:45How are you, babe?
00:23:47I heard you got mercury poisoning.
00:23:48Did you eat too much tuna?
00:23:50No, not mercury.
00:23:50I had lithium poisoning.
00:23:52You ate batteries?
00:23:53What have you been up to?
00:23:54Down the drag mines, as ever.
00:23:56I actually had this last-minute gig coming for tonight.
00:23:58I'd usually tell them to fuck off.
00:24:00You don't say no to Barbie and Skipper, do you?
00:24:02Wait, what did you just say?
00:24:04Barbie and Skipper?
00:24:11Barbie and Skipper, like the dolls?
00:24:13They're drag queens, but like, so much more.
00:24:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:15They've got a podcast and books.
00:24:16And YouTube series that we used to watch on repeat.
00:24:18Oh, no, I still do.
00:24:18I still do.
00:24:19We always said if they ever came to London,
00:24:20but they never have.
00:24:21The Skipper hates the accent.
00:24:23Oh, my God.
00:24:23Please, get the tickets.
00:24:24Please, we have one of the three years.
00:24:26Babe, do you have any idea how many fit men
00:24:28I have in my DMs right now asking me the same thing?
00:24:31No offense, but I'm not going to pick the straight girls.
00:24:33Straight-ish.
00:24:34Come on, Tony, we'll do anything.
00:24:35I never made you settle your wet mouth tab.
00:24:40Okay, look, I need this wig.
00:24:42My friend Cher's been styling for me,
00:24:43but she's being a bitch and refusing to give me it.
00:24:45We can get your wig.
00:24:46We can?
00:24:51Oh, God, sorry.
00:24:53I just totally disrupted your flow.
00:24:56What a loser.
00:24:57Oh, I'm sorry.
00:24:59Wait, um, we're being a bitch.
00:25:01It's just, this is kind of a dream of mine.
00:25:04An old dream, but...
00:25:06Well, we have to honor our old dreams to make space for new ones.
00:25:10That's beautiful, though.
00:25:12I know we had other plans today, and I was going to start looking for a job.
00:25:15No, listen, the only plan that matters is the universe's.
00:25:20I said, that's the address.
00:25:22All right.
00:25:23Watch out, though.
00:25:24Cher can be how you say a cunt.
00:25:29I'll need it by eight.
00:25:30If you're not there, I'll fish you down.
00:25:33Good luck with ours.
00:25:35You'll have to uncreemate them first.
00:25:37Oh, it's your dad's...
00:25:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:40He passed when I was 12.
00:25:43It's actually how we first connected.
00:25:47Oh, that's so lovely.
00:25:52Are you sure we can't just get the tube?
00:25:53This place is in, like, zone 10.
00:25:55I didn't even know that existed.
00:25:56Uber, then.
00:25:57You said it would be 80 quid.
00:25:57That's mad.
00:25:58We'll keep the spare car key in this stupid key safe for us.
00:26:01We don't even need to knock on the door.
00:26:02Well, you don't want to give him a heads up.
00:26:04It's just in case he thinks it's been stolen.
00:26:06Like, stolen by a stranger rather than a close friend.
00:26:09He won't care.
00:26:10Oh.
00:26:19So.
00:26:22You are a light worker.
00:26:24I am.
00:26:25Which is what?
00:26:26Sorry, Adam.
00:26:26Oh, yeah.
00:26:28It basically means that I have been put on this earth to spread light and eradicate darkness.
00:26:34Oh, well, okay.
00:26:36Like Batman.
00:26:37No.
00:26:38No.
00:26:38He's changed the code.
00:26:40Shit.
00:26:40I thought this was a slam dunk.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:43Well, this is how Patrick Swayze does it in Dirty Dancing.
00:26:46So, we're just going to get this through here.
00:26:48Yes.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:52I'm okay.
00:26:53It's just...
00:26:54Where?
00:26:56Okay.
00:26:57All right.
00:27:00Just, like, shield your eyes and I'll...
00:27:02What are you doing?
00:27:04Hey, violence is never the answer, Maggie.
00:27:06No, it's not violence if it's against a car, is it?
00:27:08It's just like...
00:27:10Oh, I didn't have to smash anything.
00:27:12Excuse me.
00:27:13I'm afraid I have a weapon.
00:27:19I would love it if that could stop.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:22Sorry.
00:27:24Oh.
00:27:26You're...
00:27:27You're back?
00:27:28Only just yesterday, actually.
00:27:30I've been emailing you for a year.
00:27:32No.
00:27:33I'm off grid.
00:27:34Out of the Matrix.
00:27:35You don't have a phone?
00:27:36No.
00:27:37Oh, well, it's very...
00:27:40Amish chic of you.
00:27:41It's not Amish to disengage from something that's literally killing people.
00:27:44Phones are killing people.
00:27:45They're worse for you than smoking.
00:27:48Hi.
00:27:48I'm Whitney.
00:27:49And you...
00:27:51Must be Will.
00:27:53Sorry, just back to the phone thing again.
00:27:55You have a phone.
00:27:57To serve my higher purpose of spreading light via social media.
00:28:00Otherwise, you know, I would throw this thing into the ocean.
00:28:03Trust me.
00:28:05Sorry.
00:28:06Were you breaking into my car?
00:28:08Could we borrow it?
00:28:09Just for the afternoon?
00:28:12Of course.
00:28:13Yeah.
00:28:14Sure.
00:28:25I'd love it if we could talk.
00:28:27Maybe when you pick out the car.
00:28:40So we all hate Will now, then?
00:28:42I don't hate anybody.
00:28:43Hate is a poison.
00:28:45The friction between the old and the new can often feel uncomfortable.
00:28:48Well, then, maybe the new should smooth itself out a bit.
00:28:51To liberty or Jehovah's?
00:28:53What?
00:28:53Because I've already had two Jehovah's up here this week.
00:28:56And I'm not being funny or not.
00:28:57But I don't think I'm for you.
00:28:58No, no, no.
00:28:59We're afraid of Tony's.
00:29:00Tony and Guy, we came here to get her wig.
00:29:04Maybe she's coming down?
00:29:07Uh, Cher, sorry.
00:29:08We're actually in a bit of a hurry.
00:29:09So if you could just...
00:29:10If you think it can intimidate me, you're fucking wrong.
00:29:14I've got a taser in here that because it's 3D printed,
00:29:17I don't know how to use it.
00:29:19Stop throwing hairpins and just give us the wig.
00:29:22Did Tony tell you she's been shagging me stepdad?
00:29:24She's torn my family apart.
00:29:26Me mother's had to go impatient.
00:29:29That's almost impossible to defend.
00:29:31Maybe if I try and talk to her one-on-one, I'd...
00:29:33All right, I'd be happy to try.
00:29:35Um, no offense, Whitney,
00:29:37but I think you might be a bit too...
00:29:38American for someone like Cher.
00:29:40Whitney should go.
00:29:41She's always so calm in the face of chaos.
00:29:43Okay, well, she should probably throw a hairdryer, aren't you, but...
00:29:45Cher?
00:29:46My name's Whitney,
00:29:48and I'm a lightworker
00:29:50specializing in interpersonal relationships.
00:29:52May I come in?
00:29:59What's that?
00:30:07So, uh, you were saying earlier you were looking for a job.
00:30:09What about your, um, wet mouth money?
00:30:11I can't live off that forever.
00:30:13Besides, I need to save that for...
00:30:16I need to save that money.
00:30:19And is Whitney looking for a job, or...
00:30:21Does she make money off TikTok, or...?
00:30:23I knew you'd hate her.
00:30:24No, I just...
00:30:25Look, I know.
00:30:26She's kooky and different to you,
00:30:28and she might use words that you think are stupid,
00:30:30but Whitney has helped me so much.
00:30:34When we met, I, uh...
00:30:37I was in a really dark place.
00:30:40I was sat on a beach in Malibu, and I...
00:30:48I'm lucky to have found her.
00:30:50We've basically spent every day together since.
00:30:53Well, then, I'm excited to get to know her better.
00:30:57Hold on.
00:30:59She's boxing up the wig for us.
00:31:01Aw, amazing.
00:31:02So, once we're back at the apartment,
00:31:03I just need to start the staging process straight away.
00:31:06Thanks, Cher.
00:31:07And sorry about your mum.
00:31:09Whitney's right.
00:31:10I need to let her go.
00:31:12Wow.
00:31:12And, Whitney, you are just so impressive.
00:31:16Personally, if Tony had called me a cunt,
00:31:18I would struggle to get past that,
00:31:19but with the power of light,
00:31:20I guess anything is possible, so...
00:31:22What?
00:31:23Oh, I'm...
00:31:24I'm so sorry, did Whitney not say?
00:31:25Would I?
00:31:27That stepped out shagging rat
00:31:29at the gumption to call me a cunt, Cher.
00:31:32Remember the grounding exercise I taught you?
00:31:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:36You don't need to be...
00:31:37You don't need to be...
00:31:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:40No, Cher, please.
00:31:40It's not identity.
00:31:41No, not...
00:31:42Let's...
00:31:42Okay, put the lighters down.
00:31:43Cher.
00:31:44Oh, no, no, no.
00:31:46Cher.
00:31:47Oh, God.
00:31:48No.
00:31:48Oh, God.
00:31:49Have some of that.
00:31:50Oh.
00:32:03Crazy to thought.
00:32:11I'm so sorry, you guys.
00:32:15I don't know, I just...
00:32:16I just assumed Whitney to share the full truth, so...
00:32:21I'm such an idiot.
00:32:22So, no Barbie and Skipper?
00:32:25Oh.
00:32:26No, no, no, no.
00:32:27I'll get us in.
00:32:29How?
00:32:30Those stickers are like gold dust.
00:32:31It's prints at the roundhouse all over again.
00:32:34Yeah, but I've...
00:32:35I've many options, but, um...
00:32:39First, I should probably just call my agent.
00:32:41Vanessa.
00:32:42You still with her?
00:32:43Right.
00:32:44Yeah, after that dinner party, yeah.
00:32:46Eddie told me all about it.
00:32:49Yeah, no, things are great.
00:32:51Well, there's actually...
00:32:51My new play has been shortlisted for an award, so...
00:32:54Really?
00:32:54Like a big one?
00:32:56Yeah, I'm like the biggest.
00:32:58Actually, I've never even been longlisted before, so...
00:33:01Congratulations.
00:33:03Thanks.
00:33:05I have to let me just...
00:33:10Hello?
00:33:11Maggie.
00:33:13I'm sorry, but this graveyard has terrible reception.
00:33:15Vanessa, hi!
00:33:16Um, I'm just wondering if you could help me out.
00:33:18I'm trying to get tickets to this thing tonight.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:21Yeah, um...
00:33:22It's a drag show.
00:33:25And, um...
00:33:26I-I-I don't know if you know anyone who works in that area, or...
00:33:33Sorry, Maggie, I couldn't hear you.
00:33:34There are people nearby grieving loudly.
00:33:36Did you say a drag show?
00:33:38Like a gay thing?
00:33:39Yes, very gay.
00:33:41Rupert could probably help.
00:33:42Rupert.
00:33:43Rupert Everett.
00:33:44He's an old friend.
00:33:45He'll be at the Mandalay Club from six, if you want to go and ask him.
00:33:49He doesn't take calls.
00:33:50Yeah, yeah, I-I know-I know it well.
00:33:52I'd come with you, but Hilary Mantle snuck a clause into her contract that I had to polish
00:33:55her gravestone once a month after her death.
00:33:58I'll send you the address.
00:33:59Oh, well, thank you so much, Vanessa.
00:34:04Done and done.
00:34:06We just need to go and schmooze Rupert Everett and we'll be all gravy.
00:34:09Rupert Everett?
00:34:10Cool.
00:34:11That is cool.
00:34:13We can go get change of mind and then head over to the Mandalay Club.
00:34:16Oh, we actually should go back to our apartment, because we kind of need to get settled and,
00:34:22like, freshen up.
00:34:23That's true.
00:34:24But we could meet you at this peg place later.
00:34:29Right, Mae?
00:34:30You don't need us, do you?
00:34:32Of course.
00:34:33I'll have the Rupert.
00:34:38Oh, sorry.
00:34:39All right.
00:34:59Oh, well, hi.
00:35:00I'm Maggie Donovan.
00:35:14Oh, okay.
00:35:15Thanks.
00:35:16I am all set.
00:35:18Ah, that'll be Maggie.
00:35:19Thank goodness you're here.
00:35:21Oh, here I am.
00:35:22Darling, Dave arrived.
00:35:24Ah.
00:35:26You must be Maggie.
00:35:29You know, when Vanessa said she was sending you over, I thought, finally, somebody cares
00:35:36about me.
00:35:40Now, you're a little bit, uh, little, though.
00:35:45We'll need to get a French maid's uniform altered.
00:35:47Don't start with that.
00:35:48Wait, squeeze me, darling.
00:35:50We're trying to inject some glamour into the proceedings.
00:35:53Darling, behave.
00:35:54This is your third assistant this month.
00:35:56What?
00:35:56No, no, no.
00:35:57No, no, sorry.
00:35:58No, no.
00:35:58I'm, I'm, I'm actually a playwright.
00:36:00Oh, yes, darling.
00:36:01That's what they all say.
00:36:02The last one didn't like the costume either.
00:36:04You know, you just can't get the star.
00:36:07No, no, no, seriously, no.
00:36:09I'm just here to see if you can help me to get tickets for this thing tonight.
00:36:15You know, it's a teensy little bit early to be asking for favours, darling, but I admire
00:36:21your spunk.
00:36:22Oh.
00:36:22Come on, let's go and get a martini.
00:36:24Ah.
00:36:26Well, I'm not a bad boss, Mandy.
00:36:30Despite what the various court filings may say, I'm simply a world-renowned actor with
00:36:37a taste for the finer things in life.
00:36:39Is that a crime?
00:36:40Oh.
00:36:47Now, I do ask that my silk items be hand-washed by you in front of me.
00:36:52I love to watch.
00:36:54Look, I am not actually your average assistant.
00:36:58No, I am, I'm so much more.
00:37:00Ah.
00:37:01You're a perineal masseuse.
00:37:03Sure, but I'm also just really on top of your schedule.
00:37:07In fact, you happen to have an appearance at Peg tonight, so we better get going.
00:37:11An appearance?
00:37:12At Peg?
00:37:13What's Peg?
00:37:14Oh, it's a really cool gay club.
00:37:15You will be introducing two drag queens at their show.
00:37:18Why the tit would I be doing that?
00:37:19I don't do appearances.
00:37:20I'm Rupert fucking Everett, darling.
00:37:22The fee is astronomical.
00:37:29I didn't even say so before.
00:37:30Oh.
00:37:31Oh.
00:37:33He's fine.
00:37:34We're good.
00:37:35Oh, see.
00:37:43She's okay.
00:37:45Okay.
00:37:47We're right, Rubio, the window breaks.
00:37:49Yes.
00:37:50Rubio, let's go.
00:37:52Oh.
00:37:53Oh, we are here.
00:37:54Oh, my God.
00:37:55Bitch.
00:37:56Hi.
00:37:57Hi.
00:37:59Hey.
00:38:00Wonderful.
00:38:01Is this your deal, darling?
00:38:03Do you have any Adderall?
00:38:05He's kidding.
00:38:06He's kidding, I think.
00:38:07We should just cut him.
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:09There you are.
00:38:10Cutting it a bit fine, babe.
00:38:11What's the wig?
00:38:14Well, hello.
00:38:15Hello.
00:38:16Sorry, Tony.
00:38:16She wouldn't give a chance.
00:38:17She was just being very difficult.
00:38:19That little bitch.
00:38:20I'm sorry.
00:38:21I had to escort Rubio's ID cap here with the crabs.
00:38:24The fucking neck of you, Chef Raya.
00:38:27Should I wait?
00:38:28It'll be fine.
00:38:28Hi.
00:38:29We just have a VIP with us, if we could just...
00:38:31Name?
00:38:31Um, so we are not on the list, but I just know that Barbie and Skipper would want a gay
00:38:36icon of this caliber in the audience, so...
00:38:37Will somebody please give me a fucking upper?
00:38:40Are you joking?
00:38:42It really is him, but please just be cool.
00:38:43What have I told you about coming back here?
00:38:46Daddy needs his uppies.
00:38:47Oh, get him out of here before I call the police.
00:38:49Please.
00:38:50No, I think you are mistaken.
00:38:51This man's been terrorizing us for years.
00:38:53He's the reason that Stabber's got complex PTSD.
00:38:56You're in violation of about 10 restraining orders, you utter fuckhead.
00:39:00Co-dama, I repeat, co-dama at the front door.
00:39:04Co-dama?
00:39:05Oh, my God.
00:39:05You set my fucking wig on fire!
00:39:08Yeah, and I'll do it again, because no one calls shit!
00:39:11Slayer is hudged and gets away with it!
00:39:14Why don't you tell them that, you villains?
00:39:16This is why everybody hates straight people.
00:39:20Straight-ish?
00:39:21She's not coming in.
00:39:22No shit.
00:39:22Fuck off, babes, and stay fucked off.
00:39:25How embarrassing.
00:39:28Hey, you can round here, darling.
00:39:29Good to work.
00:39:31Oh, baby.
00:39:31Brian?
00:39:32Oh, my God!
00:39:33Brian!
00:39:34Oh, my God, you have to help us get it.
00:39:35We were...
00:39:41We are too old for this, Maggie.
00:39:44Today was insane, but this is not who I am anymore.
00:39:48I promise I have changed.
00:39:50You will see.
00:39:50I will show you.
00:39:53I think I can help.
00:39:56What?
00:39:58Well, I didn't want to say anything, but I thought, you know, maybe we'd need a plan C.
00:40:05So I reached out to my online community, and the universe provided me with a DM from a guy whose
00:40:13mom owns this whole club.
00:40:15Look, there is no way that is some weirdo in his basement looking for attention.
00:40:18No, I think that's him now.
00:40:20It is.
00:40:21It is.
00:40:23It is.
00:40:23It is.
00:40:25Oh, you.
00:40:26You.
00:40:27You.
00:40:28It's really you.
00:40:30I've been looking for you everywhere.
00:40:32I mean, not physically, but on Instagram.
00:40:34Oh, my God.
00:40:36This is me.
00:40:37Wait.
00:40:38You know each other?
00:40:41I saw something like this in your soul contract, remember?
00:40:45A cherished old friend would return to your life.
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:50I had no idea it would be Grant.
00:40:52Listen, can you start Monday?
00:40:53What?
00:40:54Oh, my God.
00:40:55Look at me getting ahead of myself.
00:40:57I'm just so excited about this.
00:40:58Good luck.
00:40:59It's for your day.
00:41:00It is.
00:41:01It is.
00:41:02I love that.
00:41:04I love you.
00:41:05Oh, sorry.
00:41:06You just did a bump.
00:41:07Anyway, Mommy just bought Walthamstow and gave me a building, so I'm opening a bar, and
00:41:12you get to manage it.
00:41:13Eddie!
00:41:15Oh, my God, Es.
00:41:16Sorry.
00:41:18Finding Eddie a job was our next stop.
00:41:20Oh, amazing.
00:41:21Let's go inside and talk business.
00:41:25Eddie.
00:41:26But this is such a blessing from the universe.
00:41:34Okay.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:36Yeah.
00:41:37Sure.
00:41:38I knew you'd say yes.
00:41:39Okay.
00:41:39Come with me.
00:41:40Oh, hey, guys.
00:41:41This is Eddie.
00:41:42My working class friend.
00:41:44Come on.
00:41:45Come on.
00:41:46You too, man.
00:42:08Hey, Maggie.
00:42:10Sorry.
00:42:10It's, uh...
00:42:11One will, is it?
00:42:12I blocked you years ago.
00:42:13Oh, well, I got a new number.
00:42:15Look, don't hang up.
00:42:16It's about Whitney.
00:42:18What about her?
00:42:19Eddie sent me a few texts when she first got to L.A. and then went completely AWOL.
00:42:24Not a peep since then.
00:42:25And now she reappears with this spiritual guru-slash-influencer.
00:42:31Something feels off.
00:42:33Okay, well, you're a nerd.
00:42:36Do some research.
00:42:38Dig up some dirt for something.
00:42:39I can do that.
00:42:41Piss off, princess.
00:42:42We're having a party.
00:42:48Suit yourself, solitins.
00:42:58Me.
00:43:00Me.
00:43:01Me.
00:43:43Hey, sorry, I'm just mid-spin.
00:43:44Oh, Maggie, I don't like you using that thing.
00:43:47That's what killed Mr. Big.
00:43:48Yeah, good point. I'll call the other day.
00:43:52So, how are things with Eddie?
00:43:55Is she enjoying her new job?
00:43:57Do you think I made the bar too low?
00:44:01I assumed I'd be incredible at interior design
00:44:03because of my breeding.
00:44:05It's actually kind of hard.
00:44:08Eddie!
00:44:09Yes, Grant?
00:44:10Time Out magazine is coming tonight
00:44:11and it's like you don't even care
00:44:12if they think my bar is enchanting.
00:44:14Look, I know this might come as a surprise to you.
00:44:17I've got other more important things
00:44:18to be directing my mental energy to right now.
00:44:20Like what?
00:44:21Like my own inner peace
00:44:23and how to protect it
00:44:24when different energies come into my soul space.
00:44:26And can old energies merge with new energies
00:44:28or should I just...
00:44:29I went to a bar in Milan
00:44:30where none of the staff wore shoes.
00:44:32Maybe that's the answer.
00:44:35Well, I think she's loving it.
00:44:37Yeah, I haven't actually seen her since the drag show
00:44:39but I've just...
00:44:40I've just been really busy with my Depop.
00:44:44I found a lot of old Jane Norman tops
00:44:47and the kids are going well for them, so...
00:44:49Will you see her soon, yeah?
00:44:50Oh, sure.
00:44:51Yeah, I just...
00:44:53I just want to let her settle in.
00:44:54I just don't seem like a crazy stalker.
00:45:01You know, Krent,
00:45:02Whitney always says that listening
00:45:04is more powerful than talking.
00:45:05Is that aimed at me?
00:45:07I'm a fantastic listener.
00:45:09Look!
00:45:16Fine.
00:45:19Whitney thinks I should cut out...
00:45:23meat.
00:45:25And I get it,
00:45:26because meat does kind of cause chaos.
00:45:29But I think I'll really, really miss it.
00:45:36You can still talk.
00:45:38Oh, okay.
00:45:40Well, um...
00:45:41I mean, did Whitney ever give meat a chance?
00:45:43Like, did she ever have a Nando's?
00:45:47Because chicken is not really meat, right?
00:45:49A bird is more of a plant than an animal,
00:45:53so I think you should have as much meat as you can
00:45:55while Whitney's away,
00:45:56and then if it shuffles your chakras,
00:45:58you know you have to give it up for good.
00:46:01Right, listening time's over.
00:46:03Are you sure you have to take the rest of the day off?
00:46:05Very sure.
00:46:07But from anything else,
00:46:08it's basic employment law.
00:46:09Yes, but this is my chance to show mother
00:46:11that I have what it takes
00:46:12to be a nightlife tycoon slash corporate landlord.
00:46:15I've managed to set this place up
00:46:17so it actually functions,
00:46:18which is all you need to be mentioned
00:46:20in a listicle about hinged eight venues.
00:46:22Yes, I know, but Eddie...
00:46:24Also, isn't the journalist
00:46:25literally your brother's mate?
00:46:26You of all people should know
00:46:27how nepotism works.
00:46:28Yes, but I want a big, splashy rave.
00:46:31You think I'll get a big, splashy rave?
00:46:33I'm not sure what they'd rave about.
00:46:35This place lacks any real identity.
00:46:39What do you mean?
00:46:40I mean, it's called Lodge by Kay.
00:46:41Who?
00:46:42But there is nothing lodgy about it.
00:46:50Can I borrow your phone?
00:46:53Just make sure you put yourself first.
00:46:56I know Eddie is very important to you,
00:46:58but you've come a long way in the last year,
00:46:59and I don't want you to get you...
00:47:07it's just a podcast.
00:47:07How dare you hang off us.
00:47:09I didn't hang off any, Mum.
00:47:10The conversation was over.
00:47:14Look, I need to shower.
00:47:15Eddie invited me over.
00:47:19I don't know.
00:47:19There's some disgusting hippie warehouse full of mice and rats and shit.
00:47:23Yeah.
00:47:24A friend of Whitney's lent us the place.
00:47:26He's doing a walk across India to raise awareness for people who raise awareness.
00:47:30So you're not paying anything?
00:47:31I don't know.
00:47:32Whitney looks after our finances.
00:47:34Oh.
00:47:35Speaking of my girl, Whitney, where's she at?
00:47:38She's so excited to get to know her better.
00:47:41She's out of town.
00:47:42We should be back tomorrow.
00:47:42What?
00:47:43Oh, that's such a shame.
00:47:46It is, yeah.
00:47:47Just because Thursday's my soul reset day, which Whitney usually supports me through.
00:47:51But I thought maybe you could help instead.
00:47:57Oh.
00:47:57Okay, sure.
00:47:58Yeah.
00:47:59I mean, I've never done a soul recycling before, but I...
00:48:04Maggie, this is my spiritual practice.
00:48:05Don't take the piss.
00:48:07No, no, no.
00:48:07I'm not.
00:48:07I'm really not.
00:48:09Okay.
00:48:10I was going to start with a cleansing sound bath.
00:48:12Amazing.
00:48:12I would love to bathe sound.
00:48:14I really...
00:48:15If you're tired, it won't work.
00:48:17You have to focus.
00:48:18No.
00:48:19No, no, I'm not.
00:48:19That was just, like, nervous excitement.
00:48:22Like, I think, like, when a dog yawns.
00:48:25But I really want to know more about it.
00:48:27Like, everything you've learned from Whitney, because it's obviously helped you a lot.
00:48:32And I think that's really great.
00:48:35Okay, because I need this after a week of full-time Krent.
00:48:38Oh, right.
00:48:39Krent is your boss now.
00:48:40In name only.
00:48:41He knows who's really in charge.
00:48:42He does whatever I say.
00:48:49I've got a shitload of logs here for a Krent of the Goldman Sachs.
00:48:55Okay.
00:48:56Okay.
00:48:58Sorry.
00:49:02Hmm.
00:49:04Let your eyelids slide generously closed over your eyeballs and wait for the sound I make
00:49:13to start moving through your root chakra.
00:49:23Is it, like, one of those sounds that only animals can hear?
00:49:26I'm just warming it up.
00:49:26Okay.
00:49:32Can I try?
00:49:42Oh, my God.
00:49:45Is this the thing I'm good at?
00:49:47Wow, Legs.
00:49:48Whitney always says the ball responds best to those with true inner serenity.
00:49:52I do feel super serene.
00:49:55Almost so.
00:49:57Overwhelmingly so.
00:49:58It's almost like I've been...
00:50:09You're so soothing.
00:50:12Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:50:14Wow, Maggie.
00:50:15Are you chanting?
00:50:17Yeah, I learned it in primary school.
00:50:19It's really common in Ireland.
00:50:20I'm on a young, a young bongo.
00:50:29Salamander.
00:50:32Jesus, what was that?
00:50:33Landline, Maggie.
00:50:35Oh, okay.
00:50:40Hello?
00:50:43Oh, wait, Mia, slow down.
00:50:45Jesus.
00:50:46Okay, I'm on my way.
00:50:47Just stay calm.
00:50:49It's calm.
00:50:50I'm calm.
00:50:54Grant's done something even dumber than I thought him capable of.
00:50:57I have to go down there.
00:50:58Oh, no.
00:51:00I totally understand.
00:51:01We can just, we can hang out another time.
00:51:03Actually, could you come with me?
00:51:05I really need to stay grounded.
00:51:07It would be great if you could be my soul anchor, seeing as you're just so mellow today.
00:51:12Absolutely.
00:51:17Oh, it's too hot.
00:51:19Okay, guys, the log piles still just look like log piles.
00:51:24Pooey.
00:51:25You've ruined the surprise.
00:51:27Oh, my God.
00:51:28You felt the bar with tiny saunas.
00:51:31Okay, I'm just, I'm just, take a deep breath and think of bedtime.
00:51:39Grant, can you please explain yourself in the least infuriating way possible?
00:51:43When you're a business owner, you have to take risks and be bold.
00:51:47That's according to Jamie Lang's podcast.
00:51:48So I thought, how can I ensure that we get a rave review?
00:51:51Stay home.
00:51:52And then it came to me.
00:51:54Lodge by Kay.
00:51:55Lodge.
00:51:56Ski lodge.
00:51:58Alpine luxury.
00:51:59What do you think when you think alpine luxury?
00:52:03Saunas.
00:52:04So you get a drink and maybe some olives, and then you take those olives into the little hot cup.
00:52:09Isn't that so cheap?
00:52:10Right, first things first.
00:52:13Hey, what are you doing?
00:52:14Let's turn off all my saunas.
00:52:15Well, that's very much the idea.
00:52:18Oh, you just leave and pretend we never saw this.
00:52:21Get rid of the saunas.
00:52:22My saunas?
00:52:23No.
00:52:24This bar cannot house five saunas.
00:52:26The heat will get us shut down.
00:52:27Get rid of them.
00:52:28But I love them.
00:52:29Get rid of the saunas, or I quit.
00:52:36Besides, I'm sorry for the everything.
00:52:38It will all get sorted.
00:52:40Just please don't leave.
00:52:41John, are you happy?
00:52:43They're coming to take them away tomorrow.
00:52:45Tomorrow?
00:52:45So after timeout comes?
00:52:48Call your mate and tell him to come another night.
00:52:50Oh, they're not coming.
00:52:51They text earlier to say they can't make it.
00:52:53They're sending someone new.
00:52:55A man called TJ.
00:52:57According to his Instagram, he loves social housing and hates the elite, whoever they are.
00:53:03Maybe a band?
00:53:04Thank you, Krentz.
00:53:05That will be all.
00:53:09Oh, okay.
00:53:10Come on, let me just...
00:53:14Oh, why is this still so hot?
00:53:16Apparently they take hours to cool down.
00:53:18Between that and the fact that this place now has the carbon footprint of an airport,
00:53:21he has really out-cranted himself.
00:53:22We need to shift these saunas.
00:53:24What happened to the mans with vans?
00:53:26They used to be everywhere.
00:53:27Oh.
00:53:29Maybe I can find one on Tinder.
00:53:30I just...
00:53:31Are you okay?
00:53:33Yeah.
00:53:34Certainly.
00:53:34I think, um, I think the sound bath just really, like, relax.
00:53:37My muscles, you know.
00:53:38Oh, maybe Jay knows someone.
00:53:40Survivalists have vans, right?
00:53:42Yeah, you have to take this.
00:53:44Aw, thanks, Max.
00:53:46You're really helping me out today.
00:53:49Maybe I can't handle a week without Whitney.
00:54:02I found something.
00:54:04I've been deep in the Wayback Machine all day.
00:54:07And boy, my wrists are tired.
00:54:09How did you know I was here?
00:54:13Did I post this?
00:54:15Yeah.
00:54:16What the fuck?
00:54:19Stressy bestie.
00:54:20So, Whitney, she hasn't always been this hippie guru.
00:54:23No, this is her.
00:54:24Literally three years ago.
00:54:26She was a slime influencer.
00:54:27And she...
00:54:29God, it's hot in here.
00:54:31She's got an internet history as long as my extendable duster.
00:54:33I mean, we need to tell Eddie what we found here.
00:54:36Right.
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:39Not today.
00:54:40Today, I am an anchor.
00:54:42But she needs to know who she's going into business with.
00:54:45I'm worried that Eddie has given Whitney money.
00:54:48We need to sit her down right now.
00:54:49Do you still know that drug dealer with the stolen lorry?
00:54:52Oh, get in here.
00:54:53What?
00:54:53She'll be with you shortly.
00:54:55Just come.
00:54:57What's his name?
00:54:58Chins?
00:54:58He only sold Xanax and poppers.
00:55:00I think Chins found gods.
00:55:03Hey!
00:55:04Let's get some music on in here.
00:55:05Come on, let's pop up the jam.
00:55:07Come on.
00:55:09Let's dance.
00:55:09Come on, let's get some music on in here.
00:55:39Help.
00:55:41There are two more of these in the Abbey Lee.
00:55:42Well, what's in there?
00:55:43Ice.
00:55:44I've got loads of ice.
00:55:46I thought we could make ice sculptures.
00:55:48I mean, how hard could it be?
00:55:49Edward Scissorhands did it and he was literally part scissor.
00:55:52But it's boiling hot in here.
00:55:54So we get air corn.
00:55:55I mean, fuck the planet, right?
00:55:56No, but Craig, the heat coming off of these things will melt.
00:55:58Ah!
00:56:00Oh, I know I forgot something.
00:56:01What are you doing here?
00:56:03She.
00:56:04She brought me here and then she will not be in there.
00:56:07He is lying.
00:56:09He begged me to get in there.
00:56:11Please don't make me go in the hot place again, mummy.
00:56:13He was being crazy and I knew that you wanted to be a calm, woo-woo, hippie lady.
00:56:19This is my healing journey.
00:56:21No, I didn't mean that.
00:56:22I knew you were full of shit.
00:56:23No, Eddie, I would never.
00:56:24Two days about Whitney and this is what happened.
00:56:26Just get out.
00:56:28Both of you, get the fuck out of my bar.
00:56:32Get the fuck out of Krenz's bar.
00:56:34Oh.
00:56:37Oh.
00:56:40Eddie?
00:56:41So, what do we do now?
00:56:47I cannot believe it wasn't the fact that I'm sedated that fucked things up.
00:56:51It was just you.
00:56:52I have a fire in my mouth.
00:56:53It's burning me.
00:56:56Everyone keeps asking me what to do.
00:57:00It's like, how should I know?
00:57:03You know, just because I'm the owner of the bar and the only person who stands to benefit
00:57:08financially from its success, I should know what I'm doing.
00:57:11This affair.
00:57:12Hey.
00:57:13Before I lost my vision, I remember thinking that the sauna was really nice, the seat was
00:57:18comfortable, and I love the man in the red cloak who showed me the passage to Hades.
00:57:22Thanks, Matt.
00:57:23Maggie, you're a good friend.
00:57:25You're trying.
00:57:27What else can you do?
00:57:30Oh.
00:57:31Okay, if no one minds, I'm going to take myself to the nearest hospital.
00:57:38Listen, we can turn your stupid fucking saunas into little private rooms, pretend it's all
00:57:42on purpose, if we can make the whole place look like a proper sleep.
00:57:44Friends!
00:57:47We're going to go back in there, and we're going to turn your stupid mistake into a beautiful
00:57:50triumph.
00:57:51Ready?
00:57:52What are you doing?
00:57:55Is that some kind of street code?
00:57:57What are you doing?
00:58:26We're going to go and go and know what's that alone.
00:58:28Handle the, you know, boy.
00:58:31What are you doing?
00:58:32I'm just kidding.
00:58:33I got it!
00:58:34I got it!
00:58:34I got it!
00:58:34Don't trust me.
00:58:38What's up here?
00:58:39Ice, j-noy.
00:58:40Stimulations over now, with a careful here.
00:58:53Listen, it looks worse than it is.
00:58:57Anyone who's ever had their period in a white tankini knows how to clean up a bloodstain, so.
00:59:07Oh, dope, you came. I'll step on your mullet.
00:59:10It looks not enough. I saved you a seat, Coswell's last one.
00:59:19This is impressive. God.
00:59:24Seriously.
00:59:27It actually looks so good.
00:59:32A D. O.M.G.
00:59:34The last 90 minutes have literally been the hardest of my life.
00:59:37I had to learn things and then answer questions and then Maggie hurt her.
00:59:41Her. Her pride.
00:59:43By admitting she wasn't so great with a power tool.
00:59:47Right, Krantz? It was so funny.
00:59:52We did so many laughs.
00:59:55I really thought I'd come back to somehow even more chaos, but you fixed it.
01:00:04Thank you, Eddie.
01:00:06The time out man is going to be here any minute.
01:00:09My cello pets look fresh.
01:00:10Get Eddie a jumper and I'm just going to pee and stuff.
01:00:25I know...
01:00:28I know it was for the last time…
01:00:32I know.
01:00:35I love my backpack.
01:00:35I know where it's done my phrase.
01:00:39I love my syphalus.
01:00:42I know where it's beenky.
01:00:44I know where the Irish and Meope are, but I know.
01:00:44I don't know what to say
01:00:48I should cry and help me
01:00:52You will not have
01:00:53You will not have
01:01:05Do you think he likes my tree?
01:01:08I think I should talk to him
01:01:10You have to trust me on this one
01:01:12That man will not like you
01:01:15Boyler?
01:01:16Just down there, bro
01:01:18What?
01:01:19I don't have a coat switch
01:01:21No, no, no, no
01:01:23No, no, no, no
01:01:25I didn't touch her, I swear
01:01:27They're gonna find a text I sent to my ex-girlfriend
01:01:29Maggie! Maggie!
01:01:31It's okay, don't panic
01:01:32I think I can get Elton to sing Candle at her fume
01:01:34No, this can't be, you can't do this to me
01:01:36Maggie!
01:01:38Mommy
01:01:39Oh, mommy, turn off the big light
01:01:41Okay
01:01:52And that is as far as we've got
01:01:57We're still workshopping it
01:01:59Obviously, but
01:02:00I think it's gonna be
01:02:01Ready for the public really soon
01:02:04What?
01:02:05Our
01:02:06Scandi-noir
01:02:08Murder mystery immersive experience
01:02:10Literally the theme of the bar
01:02:12Did you guys not warn him?
01:02:15We thought it would be fun
01:02:16If he felt real fear
01:02:19Oh, they forgot to give you your detective costume
01:02:21You're a detective?
01:02:23No, he's still in character
01:02:23And he'll give away the ending
01:02:26If we let him
01:02:27This is his baby
01:02:28He loved the killing
01:02:30Yo, I've been to more escape rooms and punch drunk shows than I'd like to admit
01:02:34But this
01:02:35This was legit
01:02:37Yeah, I fucking love it
01:02:40You do?
01:02:41Yeah
01:02:42The cozy winter shit?
01:02:43That was boring
01:02:44But the horribly realistic dead body
01:02:46Yeah
01:02:47That was fucking cool
01:02:49Still feel kinda sick
01:02:50But time out will love this
01:02:52When's it launch?
01:02:55Let's let Maggie clean up
01:02:56And Kren will tell you all about it
01:02:58Yeah, okay
01:03:00Okay
01:03:01I can't actually tell you much
01:03:03Because I don't really understand that myself
01:03:09Kren's giving us a massive casting budget
01:03:11Where do you find actors?
01:03:12Duntry?
01:03:13Leave it with me
01:03:20Genuinely, thanks for today
01:03:22Oiled will aside
01:03:23You're a great soul anchor
01:03:29I thought you wouldn't be able to accept me
01:03:32As I am
01:03:34Now
01:03:35What?
01:03:36I'd accept you even if you were a Disney adult
01:03:40Thanks
01:03:43Whitney was concerned that your chaos would bring me down again
01:03:47Like it did last year
01:03:48But you've changed
01:03:50I can really see that
01:03:53Will on the other hand
01:03:54Wait, what did Will do?
01:03:56He basically declared his love for me
01:03:58After the abortion
01:03:59Whitney helped me see how toxic that was
01:04:02She's helped me so much
01:04:06It's like
01:04:08Before I met her
01:04:10I'd been holding my breath
01:04:15Like since Dad died
01:04:17And now
01:04:20I'm breathing again
01:04:27I want to learn from Whitney
01:04:31Really?
01:04:32Look, maybe she could help with my scalp thing
01:04:37Me and Whitney are moving to Devon
01:04:39We're starting an intentional community down there
01:04:42That's where she's been this week
01:04:46Wow
01:04:50Well, um
01:04:52I've always wanted to spend more time on trains
01:04:54So, it'll make it work
01:04:58Maybe tomorrow we can have a real day off together
01:04:59Eddie?
01:05:01I tried calling you, are you okay?
01:05:03Hey?
01:05:03Hey, you're back early
01:05:04Oh!
01:05:06Maggie's here
01:05:07She really helped me
01:05:09There was this whole crint related emergency
01:05:13Hey!
01:05:14Maggie really wants to learn from you, Wit
01:05:16She responded so well to your techniques today
01:05:19If that's okay with you
01:05:21Of course
01:05:24Anyone with an honest heart is
01:05:27A welcome in my world
01:05:30You look stunning
01:05:31Do you have a facial or something?
01:05:33I wasn't on vacation, Eddie
01:05:36I was securing our future
01:05:37Of course
01:05:38I'm so sorry
01:05:40You worked so hard for us
01:05:44I guess the ocean just did wonders for my inner light
01:05:49Yeah
01:05:50Wow
01:05:51Well, that light
01:05:53certainly is blindingly white
01:05:57I'm so sorry
01:05:58I'm so sorry
01:05:59I'm so sorry
01:06:00I'm so sorry
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