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00:00:13I'm just gonna put that, it's okay, I'm gonna put that.
00:00:22So sorry, I think my sleeve is sort of inside of me somehow.
00:00:26Let me help you.
00:00:27No, no, no, I've got it.
00:00:28I'm just gonna take a breath out of the car.
00:00:34Sorry.
00:00:35I'm normally really good at taking my coat off.
00:00:38I think I'm just tired.
00:00:40I got up really early this morning to do a sunrise aura reset
00:00:44because my best friend, Eddie, she has this amazing new friend
00:00:49who's like a healer and I'm getting to like learn all around her
00:00:52because she's like always there.
00:00:54Oops, sorry.
00:01:02But I'm just here to have lunch with my dad.
00:01:05I've actually been estranged for three years, but I'm in like a really good place.
00:01:10I think you should see that.
00:01:11And you know, also he will die one day pretty soon due to his lifestyle choices.
00:01:18I don't want to feel guilty of his funeral.
00:01:21He's just very...
00:01:22Well, you know what dads are like.
00:01:24My dad died before he was born.
00:01:26That is so...
00:01:27Do you have a reservation?
00:01:28Yeah, it's under Mark Anderson.
00:01:32The other party is already here.
00:01:34This way, please.
00:01:41You can make it on your own right.
00:01:44Yep.
00:01:46I told Ricky, you'll have to do it without me.
00:01:48There's nothing funny about watching people working in an office.
00:01:52It goes on about it every time I see him.
00:01:54Maggie!
00:01:55There you are.
00:01:56Sit.
00:01:58Are you alright?
00:02:00You're not taking that time out again, are you?
00:02:04Is there anything you want to say to me?
00:02:07Hello?
00:02:08We haven't spoken in three years.
00:02:10Oh, yes we have.
00:02:11No, we haven't.
00:02:12I saw you last year at Emma's wedding.
00:02:14That was six years ago.
00:02:16I don't think so.
00:02:17We're estranged.
00:02:17Did you...
00:02:19Did you not know that?
00:02:21No.
00:02:22I did not know that.
00:02:29Have you lost weight?
00:02:30You look less...
00:02:32puffy.
00:02:34Excuse me.
00:02:35I'm just going to...
00:02:38this.
00:02:51ah,
00:03:02my.
00:03:04I'm just going to win.
00:03:08Theìš” yÃÃ.
00:03:09I've got paid.
00:03:09Here we go.
00:03:11He was inviting me to the lunchroom and he was helping him off.
00:03:15No, that's not good.
00:03:17You right?
00:03:18I'm a butcher friend.
00:03:19Let's have a drink.
00:03:20Hey!
00:03:21Hey!
00:03:22Oh!
00:03:22Oh my God!
00:03:23It is going so badly with my dad.
00:03:26Wait, let me put you on speaker.
00:03:27Wendy's right here.
00:03:28Oh, no, no, no.
00:03:29That's not...
00:03:30Hey Maggie!
00:03:31I hope you're wearing your unity crystal.
00:03:33Have you led him through a brief grounding chant like Isa just said?
00:03:36Not yet.
00:03:37Get back out there, girl!
00:03:39It's just...
00:03:42Dad hadn't actually noticed.
00:03:44We were estranged, which begs the question,
00:03:47can you even be estranged from someone if the other person has no idea?
00:03:51You know, what would really help is a percussive bonding ritual.
00:03:55Okay, great.
00:03:56Yeah, I'll try that then.
00:03:58Oh, no.
00:03:59Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:04:00No, it can't be done by an amateur.
00:04:02I wish it was that simple.
00:04:04Could you do it with?
00:04:05I mean, I perfected the technique.
00:04:09You know what?
00:04:10I'd love to give this gift to you, Maggie.
00:04:13Could you bring pops to us?
00:04:15My rain stick does not travel well.
00:04:17Yeah.
00:04:18No, that sounds amazing.
00:04:20I just don't know if I could get my dad to go along with it.
00:04:23Max, I know your dad's a menace.
00:04:25But Winnie's done this a hundred times.
00:04:27She's the reason Angelina lets John Boyk around for Christmas.
00:04:34Well...
00:04:35Don't ask, don't get, right?
00:04:37Ah, amazing!
00:04:38You're really starting to become someone of substance, Max.
00:04:47Great.
00:04:57So, even though you haven't noticed, we are estranged.
00:05:01I'm not sure that's possible if one of the estranged is unaware that he's estranged.
00:05:06Yeah, I'm pretty sure a normal parent would have noticed they haven't spoken to their daughter in over three calendar
00:05:11years.
00:05:11Oh, it hasn't been that long?
00:05:12Yes, it has.
00:05:13Alright, we can pretend it has, if that's what you prefer.
00:05:16Oh, we don't need to pretend because it is the literal truth.
00:05:18Your generation is wholly responsible for the rampant overuse of the word literal.
00:05:24It literally makes me want to carry a dictionary around so I can throw it.
00:05:28Listen, you reached out to me.
00:05:30I have been doing great without your work, it's been amazing.
00:05:32I have a plan.
00:05:32I'm so sorry, Mr. Anderson.
00:05:33I wanted to send a little something over.
00:05:35I'm a huge fan.
00:05:36I had the DVD box set of Man-Ager.
00:05:40I used to watch it literally every day before school.
00:05:42No, I wish you were still on TV.
00:05:43Oh, please, come on.
00:05:45Is it your man's game?
00:05:46You could do Taskmaster.
00:05:47You could be so funny.
00:05:48Could we get another water, please?
00:05:51Of course.
00:05:52Oh, thank you so much.
00:06:01You know, Maggie, it's really telling how people treat restaurant staff.
00:06:06We were having a conversation.
00:06:08No, we were having a conversation.
00:06:10As I was saying...
00:06:11That's a fizz.
00:06:14Uh...
00:06:17Are you drinking again?
00:06:26Oh, come on, Maggie.
00:06:27Try and relax.
00:06:50Uh, hey.
00:06:51Just out of interest.
00:06:52What do you think of people who are like into crystals and...
00:06:54First to go in my revolution.
00:06:55Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:07:03Come on, you were telling me about your work.
00:07:06Um...
00:07:07Yeah, so...
00:07:08Um, my play, Light Glue, nearly won this huge award.
00:07:11Only nearly?
00:07:14Well, I got down to the final five out of thousands of submissions, so...
00:07:17Oh, wow.
00:07:18Well, my agent said a lot of the theatre's really interested in it.
00:07:21So what's your plan B?
00:07:23Sorry?
00:07:23Well, you've been trying to get the writing going for some years now, isn't it?
00:07:26A time that, you know...
00:07:28You considered exploring other avenues?
00:07:32Hmm.
00:07:39Um...
00:07:39Yeah, I'm gonna need another one of these.
00:07:44I am going to have the burger, please.
00:07:48Actually, I'll have the, um...
00:07:50Caesar salad.
00:07:51Yeah, I'll, um...
00:07:52I'll have the burger, please.
00:07:53Yes, sir.
00:07:55Right.
00:07:55So, I've got something to ask you.
00:07:57And, uh, I'd like to get this out of the way, if I might.
00:08:01I realize I haven't been the most family-orientated father, but, uh...
00:08:06You know, to be fair to me, I've had my work...
00:08:08There is a woman over there who has not stopped staring at us.
00:08:10Tends to happen.
00:08:11No, but, like, I recognize her.
00:08:12Like, I swear I've met her before.
00:08:13Maggie, please concentrate.
00:08:15Tonight, the National Comedy Awards are presenting me with a Lifetime Achievement Award.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:26Congratulations.
00:08:27Well, thank you.
00:08:29And I'd like you to come with me.
00:08:32As you know, I gave up television all, what, 20 years ago, and I, um...
00:08:35I normally turn these kind of things down, but I thought,
00:08:38No, no, no.
00:08:38It might be nice now to acknowledge the impact my work has had on the British comedy landscape.
00:08:43You know, my parents are long gone, and as lovely as your mother may be, I realized, shortly after our
00:08:48wedding, that marriage probably wasn't for me.
00:08:52Shortly after your wedding?
00:08:53So, essentially, Maggie, you are my only family, and I would like my family with me tonight.
00:09:02I'm just a little, um, taken aback, I suppose, because you have never, ever included me in anything to do
00:09:08with your work, or indeed, life, before.
00:09:12Well, I'm a private man.
00:09:13I am your biological child.
00:09:15Tonight is important.
00:09:19And you are important to me.
00:09:29Oh, I stupidly cast a dog.
00:09:32I mean, what was I thinking?
00:09:34All the time, yapping away.
00:09:36You know what?
00:09:37Someone nicked it.
00:09:38Ran off with it.
00:09:40People stole everything in those days.
00:09:43Nineties were much simpler.
00:09:44Hey.
00:09:46Do you know we had an on-set coke dealer?
00:09:48No, you didn't.
00:09:48Yeah, yeah.
00:09:49Do you know what?
00:09:50I put him in series three, after the actor we originally cast got hit by a jet ski.
00:09:56There were so many more jet ski accidents back then.
00:09:58You know what?
00:09:58It was a weekly appearance.
00:10:07Oh, poo on me.
00:10:10I beg your pardon.
00:10:11Um.
00:10:20Sorry.
00:10:20Tell me more about this.
00:10:24What?
00:10:27Oh.
00:10:31Okay.
00:10:33Um, okay.
00:10:34I'll come.
00:10:36What?
00:10:36Excellent.
00:10:37Yeah.
00:10:37If you do something for me now.
00:10:39What?
00:10:40What's going on?
00:10:41Look.
00:10:42Eddie has become one of those crystal woo-woo people.
00:10:46And she goes everywhere with this awful TikTok hippie named Whitney.
00:10:49And long story short, they are coming here to perform a father-daughter healing ceremony using a rain stick.
00:10:52And I can't stop them.
00:10:53So just say nothing or nod.
00:10:56And basically if we get through this, I will come with you to your awards saying, do we have a
00:10:59deal?
00:11:01Is Eddie your boyfriend?
00:11:02No.
00:11:04Eddie is a girl.
00:11:04She's my friend.
00:11:05You have met her several times.
00:11:10Ah.
00:11:10Do we have a deal?
00:11:11I'm not sure what the deal is, but all right, fine.
00:11:14Just say nothing or nod.
00:11:14Okay?
00:11:15Hey, girl!
00:11:15Mr. Anderson.
00:11:17Hi.
00:11:17I'm Whitney.
00:11:19I am sure Maggie has told you all about me, but I am a professional light worker.
00:11:24And well, since losing my own father, I've become particularly passionate about helping daddies.
00:11:29I just spoke to the hostess, who is such a sweetheart, by the way.
00:11:33Literally an angel.
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:34I love her as well.
00:11:36And she's actually given us use of the private dining room for a couple of hours.
00:11:40I mean, God, isn't that so kind?
00:11:42So kind.
00:11:42Okay.
00:11:43So we'll go set up, and once we're done, then we can get started.
00:11:48If you're concerned about the friction inherent in Maggie's aura, you've been working hard
00:11:56on that.
00:11:57I think you'd be pleasantly surprised.
00:12:01See you in there.
00:12:09There's so many places I could start, but professional light worker is as good as any.
00:12:14No, don't.
00:12:15Look, I just need to figure out a way to get them out of here.
00:12:17What possessed you to go along with something as excruciating as this?
00:12:22Eddie is my best friend, and I just want to support her.
00:12:24Oh, cut the shit.
00:12:25You're not doing this to be supportive.
00:12:27You're doing this because your best friend's got a shiny new pal, and you're all jealous.
00:12:30And I'm assuming because you're at join them, you failed at beat them.
00:12:33Now, instead of being honest with your friend, you're prepared to go along with their delusions
00:12:38for what, months, years?
00:12:39Or until one day you wake up in a hippie commune in Wales with no running water and at least
00:12:44one
00:12:44suspicious death?
00:12:46Oh, it's Devon, actually.
00:12:47Integrity, Maggie.
00:12:49Integrity.
00:12:50It's crucial for any writer worth their sod, any person.
00:12:54And it's not worth giving up but a drop of a rain stick.
00:12:59You know, you were lucky enough to inherit a reasonably sharp mind, thanks to me.
00:13:04And you constantly disappoint me by wasting it.
00:13:09Excuse me for a minute.
00:13:25Oh, we're ready.
00:13:26I'm sorry, Whitney, could I, could you just put Eddie on?
00:13:33Hey, what's up?
00:13:34We're just in the back.
00:13:36No, I know, can you just, could you just come to the bathroom, maybe?
00:13:40I've just come here.
00:13:42Look, I just want to talk to you.
00:13:46Maggie, I'm not the expert here.
00:13:49Whitney is.
00:13:50Just come and chat to her.
00:13:52But I just want...
00:14:21Look, I was, um, too harsh.
00:14:26I was just, uh, concerned.
00:14:31I'm sorry.
00:14:36Did you just apologize?
00:14:41Might need a minute.
00:14:47You were mean.
00:14:50But you were right.
00:14:54Look, I understand that you feel that I haven't been the perfect father.
00:15:02I was, um, I was incredibly busy during your childhood.
00:15:08You know, I was writing and starring my own show.
00:15:13I put everything I had into the making of Man-Ager.
00:15:16Everything.
00:15:17And, of course, there were epic highs.
00:15:19Oh, my God.
00:15:19There were epic highs.
00:15:22But the lows.
00:15:23The lows were terrible.
00:15:25I wonder what might have caused that.
00:15:26But we weren't like your generation.
00:15:28You see?
00:15:29You lot are more into, I don't know, self-flagellation.
00:15:34Begging therapists for the secular equivalent of ten Hail Marys.
00:15:38You know, when things were hard for us, we huddled together in someone's office, rang the local pub for delivery,
00:15:46and then we shook the cobwebs off.
00:15:51And as a result of that, I wasn't at home as much as I should have been.
00:15:59There are so many things I regret when it comes to you and your mother.
00:16:03So, I just, um, I just want us to have a better relationship.
00:16:13But, and I really, really want you to understand this, I cannot attend a rain stick healing ceremony, especially as
00:16:24you yourself know it, to be complete horseshit.
00:16:26We're ready.
00:16:28Oh.
00:16:29Um, we, um, we aren't, we aren't coming.
00:16:35Why not?
00:16:35Because-
00:16:36This will really help Whitney gain more followers, and we're fundraising for-
00:16:39Sorry, what do you mean followers?
00:16:41Instagram followers.
00:16:44You were going to film this and put it on Instagram?
00:16:46Yeah, yeah.
00:16:47Whitney thought because your dad was on TV, it would help drive traffic to her page.
00:16:51Oh.
00:16:51But the point is, Maggie, this will really help you.
00:16:54Whitney really knows.
00:16:56Oh, Whitney does fuck all!
00:17:00What?
00:17:00Oh, nothing.
00:17:01Sorry.
00:17:02Oh, no, no, Whitney's-
00:17:07Whitney is an idiot.
00:17:09And you've become the most selfish fucking hippie I have ever met.
00:17:14What?
00:17:15Sorry.
00:17:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:18I'm sorry.
00:17:18It's all this bollocks.
00:17:20I know that healing can feel uncomfortable.
00:17:22Oh, what the fuck?
00:17:24Do you know about healing, Eddie?
00:17:26Do you even know what the word means?
00:17:27Because it doesn't mean going AWOL with a fake guru who clearly just stole your money to get turkey teeth.
00:17:34What are you talking about?
00:17:36Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:37There's no way the idiot I know believes any of this shit.
00:17:41You have a sharper mind than that.
00:17:43It's just, it's disappointing, honestly.
00:17:45Maggie, maybe we should take a meditation break?
00:17:47I mean, your forehead veins are telling me your chakras are completely off balance.
00:17:51New rule.
00:17:52You're only allowed to speak if you're vaccinated.
00:17:53I can't have loud emotional arguments in here.
00:17:56This is a restaurant.
00:17:56That's fine.
00:17:57We were just leaving.
00:17:58No, Eddie, come on, Eddie!
00:17:59No, you've said enough.
00:18:00I should have listened to Whitney and done this weeks ago.
00:18:02But Maggie, we're done.
00:18:05I don't want you in my life anymore.
00:18:09Good for you.
00:18:10Good for you.
00:18:17Sit down, darling.
00:18:27I'm really proud of you.
00:18:30You told her the truth.
00:18:33And the truth, as they say, will set you free.
00:18:37Hey, let me top you up.
00:19:01Could I trouble you for our coats, please?
00:19:04Yes.
00:19:08Come on.
00:19:10Is she okay?
00:19:10What?
00:19:11Oh, fine.
00:19:11Yeah, fine.
00:19:12Nothing that a little fresh air won't fix.
00:19:14We're off to an awards ceremony up the road.
00:19:18Hope it doesn't drag on too long.
00:19:20You know what they're like.
00:19:22They're a bit like school assembly that you can't escape from.
00:19:26Mark?
00:19:26Mark Anderson.
00:19:27Me?
00:19:27Yep.
00:19:28Any advance on the coats, love, please.
00:19:30But you don't remember me.
00:19:32No.
00:19:33No.
00:19:33You were probably too little.
00:19:35You're only nine, I think.
00:19:36Tiny wee thing.
00:19:37I babysat for you back in Galway.
00:19:39Oh.
00:19:41I didn't think I'd see you again.
00:19:43And I sat down for lunch and bam, in your walks.
00:19:47I was only twenty-odd.
00:19:49God, I was so young and I feel awful.
00:19:52Come on.
00:19:53And I felt so bad because your mom was so lovely.
00:19:58God.
00:20:00I didn't know what I was doing.
00:20:09You know, I refused to talk to that journalist woman.
00:20:15She called me a few months ago when I said I wouldn't talk about you,
00:20:18even though she said the other women had.
00:20:24Just so you know.
00:20:27Right, come on then.
00:20:28What was she talking about?
00:20:29Oh, uh, I don't know.
00:20:30God knows.
00:20:32I don't think she's right in the head.
00:20:34What was she talking about?
00:20:35Oh, they try and do this to every semi-famous man of a certain age nowadays.
00:20:42Some hack has written a supposed expose on my romantic relationships in the 90s.
00:20:48Affairs?
00:20:48All consensual.
00:20:49All adults.
00:20:50But because some of these women that worked with me at the time...
00:20:54For you.
00:20:55Now they're trying to claim there's some kind of abuse involved.
00:20:57I mean, come on.
00:20:59Crap.
00:20:59It's nonsense.
00:21:01What can you do?
00:21:02You know what I mean?
00:21:03Sell us papers.
00:21:04And that's why you want me to come with you tonight, right?
00:21:06No, of course not.
00:21:07You're about to get cancelled so you want to use me to show that you're actually a loving family man
00:21:11who wouldn't hurt a flight.
00:21:12Alright, just calm down.
00:21:15I won't do that for you.
00:21:18You know, a not very wise man once said to me the truth will set you free, but I think
00:21:22what he actually meant is it's more fun to be brutally honest, but only when it suits you.
00:21:27Which is not as catchy.
00:21:31I have spent so many years trying to figure you out.
00:21:37But if so much of what you say is a lie, then what's the point in even trying?
00:21:41I have this unshakable hope in us that made me come here today and it made me drink, and I
00:21:45don't drink anymore, but I can't say that to you because it's too close to the bone, isn't it?
00:21:50How many did you have before I got here today?
00:21:52Four or five?
00:21:55I'd have guessed four, but I'm a little rusty.
00:22:01I'm not like you.
00:22:06I'm medicated.
00:22:22I stole fifty quid from his wallet.
00:22:26Do you want a hot chocolate?
00:22:33Yeah.
00:23:05I'm going to save her.
00:23:06Oh, sorry.
00:23:08I know I need to fight for her.
00:23:09I know she deserves it.
00:23:10Okay?
00:23:11Okay.
00:23:12I'll send a zoom link.
00:23:13Stop sending me fucking zoom links.
00:23:15I am the captain now.
00:23:17No more zoom.
00:23:17You've got it, Captain.
00:23:18Google me.
00:23:18It is.
00:23:19Just meet me in my flat in an hour.
00:23:21I'll bring all the nerdy stationery I know you have.
00:23:23We're going big.
00:23:24Yes.
00:23:25I'll stop.
00:23:43They're nicer than I thought you were.
00:23:49My dad died jet skiing with his mistress in Jamaica when my mom was pregnant with me.
00:23:58There used to be a lot more jet ski accidents.
00:24:04The secret inner space.
00:24:07We must be careful about who we allow to influence our fertile spirits.
00:24:13Especially as busy CEOs in the fast-paced world of corporate stationery.
00:24:21Did that work?
00:24:22It is perfect.
00:24:24The CEOs are going to love it and you'll be so grateful.
00:24:27Well, she better.
00:24:29Because, I mean, she hasn't actually paid me yet.
00:24:32I mean, that's the only reason I'm even here.
00:24:35She will.
00:24:35Don't worry.
00:24:36Because 20 grand will buy us a lot of bamboo sleeping mats.
00:24:39I'll chase the invoice.
00:24:40Make sure it's cash or check.
00:24:42Once we get to Devon tomorrow, we won't have wifi on the farm.
00:24:46Right then.
00:24:47Those stationary honchos are absolutely ravenous for your keynote speech.
00:24:52They're just in with the Reiki fella now.
00:24:54In the meantime, we need your phones.
00:24:58The frog shaming has a bit of a thing about 5G.
00:25:01And we like to keep these retreats as screen-free as possible.
00:25:08Anya, Whitney was just asking about her fee.
00:25:10Oh, all in hand.
00:25:11We just need to get you in for a quick aura assessment, Whitney.
00:25:14Mandatory for all guest practitioners.
00:25:17Oh, sorry, babe.
00:25:19This assessment is strictly confidential.
00:25:22No plus one.
00:25:23Whitney would want me there.
00:25:24No, I don't, actually.
00:25:25Can you just stay here and practice breathing?
00:25:35Anya wrote me into helping out?
00:25:37I really didn't want to, but I used to owe her bail money for that thing in Falaraki, so...
00:25:41Very like the other guests.
00:25:46Um...
00:25:49Is that a pager?
00:25:50Sorry.
00:25:51I...
00:25:51I...
00:25:51I'm needed in the, um...
00:25:54Clonic tent.
00:25:55So just wait here and I won't be long.
00:26:08I just thought people might be home.
00:26:09It's a sleepover print.
00:26:12What was that?
00:26:13I'm sorry, okay.
00:26:14I don't fuck all about this woo-woo shit.
00:26:16It's very hard to improvise around a subject you know nothing about.
00:26:19Which is why you were sent a 35-page primer.
00:26:21Can confirm it was sent to your Gmail, Alters?
00:26:24It was Havoclock last weekend.
00:26:26Call yourself an ally.
00:26:27Fine.
00:26:27Let me summarize.
00:26:29Print.
00:26:29You probably need a refresher too, so...
00:26:36Right.
00:26:37So the goal today is to deprogram Eddie and save her from Whitney's evil scheme.
00:26:41It's not as simple as just showing her the evidence we've found.
00:26:44Eddie has really drunk that kombucha Kool-Aid, so we need to be careful.
00:26:48But if we can keep her here and follow these simple steps I found on Reddit...
00:26:53Oh, I think we have a shot at success.
00:26:56I know it's a big fucking swing, but it's the least Eddie deserves.
00:26:59Which is why I stepped up to be the primary slash only financial backer and executive producer.
00:27:04Right.
00:27:04Thank you, Krent!
00:27:06We've got step one out of the way.
00:27:08We've got them separated.
00:27:09And Anya's holding Whitney off.
00:27:11For now.
00:27:12But we are on the part, people.
00:27:14Whitney is getting on a secret fight early tomorrow morning.
00:27:16So we need to intercept today.
00:27:19Save Eddie and...
00:27:20And get her goddamn money back.
00:27:24I was getting to that.
00:27:26Eddie has transferred almost everything she has into Whitney's bank account so that she can buy this supposed farm in
00:27:33her name.
00:27:34But we know the pictures she showed Eddie are just the fifth result when you Google image search.
00:27:41English farm.
00:27:43Phone me.
00:27:44We need to get that money out of Whitney's account by EOD before it's gone forever.
00:27:51What first pet's name happened?
00:27:52I've almost cracked Whitney's account, but I've come up against one final hurdle.
00:27:56The memorable question.
00:27:58What's the memorable question?
00:27:59First pet's name.
00:28:02Well, he looks like a Larry. Dry Larry.
00:28:05That is where Anya comes in.
00:28:10Ready to start the assessment?
00:28:13I've never seen equipment like this before.
00:28:17May I ask which practitioner this is informed by?
00:28:19Oh, I believe it was Savaya Subramuni Yaswami.
00:28:22Who perfected the technique.
00:28:26Impressor.
00:28:27So, question one.
00:28:29What would you say your soul animal is?
00:28:34Soul animal?
00:28:36Damn, she's good.
00:28:37Okay then team.
00:28:42Send in the interrogator.
00:28:49Jillian.
00:28:50Eddie.
00:28:51What a lovely surprise.
00:29:02Well now.
00:29:03It's been a while.
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:06Sorry.
00:29:07Did Anya invite you?
00:29:08Retirement.
00:29:09It turns out is awfully boring.
00:29:12So I've been doing some light events catering.
00:29:14Keeps me busy.
00:29:16Would you like a cheese spoon?
00:29:18I made them this morning.
00:29:24Are you sure your mom can do this?
00:29:26When I was 17, I admitted to making her a drink at a wedding I hadn't even been at.
00:29:31What's her secret?
00:29:32Guilt.
00:29:33And crumbs.
00:29:37Wow.
00:29:38That's so loose.
00:29:41So Eddie, I hear you're moving to Devon tomorrow.
00:29:44Hmm.
00:29:47We've bought a small farm.
00:29:50And we're gonna live off the land and start an intentional community focused on inner peace.
00:29:56Make sure you finish that love.
00:29:57It's bad luck to leave a scorn in half.
00:30:00And how can your friend Whitney afford a farm?
00:30:06We bought it together.
00:30:08That's nice.
00:30:0950-50 sort of a deal.
00:30:11And you've been down to have a look, I take it.
00:30:14Before making any financial commitment.
00:30:18Wow.
00:30:20That was...
00:30:22Delicious.
00:30:24Really...
00:30:25Overwhelming.
00:30:27In a good way.
00:30:29Have another one.
00:30:32While they're fresh.
00:30:37You see that?
00:30:39That was good.
00:30:40Very, yeah.
00:30:42What was it there?
00:30:43Look at the look.
00:30:44On Eddie's face.
00:30:46It's the same look she gets when someone offers her a bump in the loo.
00:30:50She's not sure.
00:30:52This is good.
00:30:58Lucas, I don't want to get involved in the rift between you and Maggie.
00:31:03But I'm her mommy and I've got to say one thing.
00:31:05What's she doing?
00:31:06You mean so much to Maggie.
00:31:08You mean so much to Maggie.
00:31:09You're her family, Eddie.
00:31:10And I just...
00:31:11I worry about what will happen to her without you.
00:31:16How about what will happen to me?
00:31:20Brian!
00:31:21Pull her out!
00:31:22And send one.
00:31:23Just go!
00:31:24Go!
00:31:27Jesus!
00:31:30I have spent a lot of my life looking after Maggie.
00:31:34You abandoned her, Eddie.
00:31:36Do you have any idea what that did to her?
00:31:39Jenny!
00:31:42There you are.
00:31:43Everything is ready for your acupuncture session with Sean Ness Café.
00:31:55Of course.
00:31:58We wouldn't want to keep Sean Ness Café waiting, would we?
00:32:14I recently discovered that I was a dog in most of my previous lives.
00:32:18And I must say, I think I recognise the scent of your astral trail, Whitney.
00:32:25Perhaps we were puppies together in Soviet Russia.
00:32:31Wouldn't that be something?
00:32:36Ever had a dog, Whitney?
00:32:38One.
00:32:39As a kid, her name was Baby.
00:32:42Baby?!
00:32:43Is I?
00:32:44Baby.
00:32:46Yeah, baby!
00:32:47Oh, don't.
00:32:47Don't do that.
00:32:50No.
00:32:51I didn't know about the attempt they made.
00:32:54Oh, God!
00:32:58That was not what I asked you to do.
00:33:00I think you'll find it's exactly what you asked.
00:33:02Thank you very much.
00:33:02I sowed seeds of doubt.
00:33:04And then I had some time left over, so I thought I'd try and help.
00:33:07I'm not doing this for me, Mum.
00:33:08I'm doing it for Eddie.
00:33:08Of course you are, darling.
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:13Time for stage three.
00:33:14In form.
00:33:15Ready to go?
00:33:16Toast, babe.
00:33:17I mean, if I was right about what an HDMI cable is.
00:33:19Wait!
00:33:20Wait!
00:33:20Before we watch, I just want to say...
00:33:25From the moment I saw Flubber in my father's home theatre, I knew my future lay in the art of
00:33:30what the French call cinema.
00:33:32Oh, God.
00:33:32I knew I should have watched this first.
00:33:52Hey, Eddie.
00:33:53Don't freak out.
00:33:54Sit down.
00:33:55Sit down.
00:33:55Relax.
00:33:57In his seminal, 1981 paper, Cult Formation, a psychiatrist Robert J. Lifton observed that the most common unifying feature of
00:34:06high control groups is the presence of a charismatic leader.
00:34:10One who can't be questioned or held accountable for anything they do.
00:34:15Not bad.
00:34:17All of us can relate to having someone to look up to.
00:34:21For instance, if Madonna told me to plunge my hands into a bucket of hot piss, I'd say, pass the
00:34:28bucket.
00:34:30But that doesn't mean I wouldn't regret it later, Eddie, when I'm scrubbing my hands under hot water trying to
00:34:35get the smell of piss off me.
00:34:37Once strictly a job for dirty white men.
00:34:41Cult leadership is now a viable option for people from all walks of life.
00:34:45Even hot girls.
00:34:51Shit, she's getting antsy.
00:34:52No, we knew this would happen, so we also added this.
00:34:57When the camera fleshy, I act so happy.
00:35:00I'm in heaven where you're looking at me.
00:35:05Age on all my dreams.
00:35:07I will always look at you and take you.
00:35:10It's not fair.
00:35:12It's a bit of sweet.
00:35:14What the fuck, brain?
00:35:16Well, I did better than whatever that was.
00:35:18Get her off.
00:35:19This is gonna kill me.
00:35:22What were you thinking?
00:35:23I was thinking my audience needed some sugar with their medicine.
00:35:26I'm gonna kill it!
00:35:27I'm gonna land on!
00:35:29Look, this isn't some fun bit.
00:35:31This is Eddie's life.
00:35:32And if we fuck this up because you idiots can't do anything normally, then I might lose it for good
00:35:37this time.
00:35:37And I can't face that, okay?
00:35:40I can't face it.
00:35:43So please, just fucking focus!
00:35:51Just try, Larry.
00:35:52What?
00:35:53No!
00:35:54No, no, no!
00:35:55No!
00:35:57Gee, it must nearly be time for my talk.
00:35:59You've actually only been here for 20 minutes.
00:36:02The oral reading can really contort your sense of time.
00:36:05If you let it.
00:36:07My sense of time was specifically complimented on by a clockless monk I met in Peru.
00:36:15Wait.
00:36:16What's she doing?
00:36:22It's happening!
00:36:23Stage 4 people!
00:36:24Come the fuck on!
00:36:46It's happening!
00:36:47Stage 4 people, come the fuck on!
00:36:53Oh, here!
00:37:02aged 100mm
00:37:07Hello!
00:37:10Oh, heyy-yy!
00:37:14Andy!
00:37:15Can you just check my crotch is dry?
00:37:18Is this for real?
00:37:23It's locked!
00:37:25What?
00:37:26It shouldn't be locked!
00:37:27Fuck!
00:37:27Ryan!
00:37:28Ryan!
00:37:29Anyone!
00:37:31A baby is coming out of her!
00:37:33Fucking help her!
00:37:37Quick you!
00:37:38Where's Whitney?
00:37:38There is a map in your emails!
00:37:40No, I mean...
00:37:40She's not in the room!
00:37:42What?
00:37:46Help us, you prick!
00:37:49Shh, shh, shh!
00:37:50You'll be shouting like that!
00:37:51You might burst the baby!
00:37:53You need to distract me!
00:37:54Take my hand!
00:37:56Talk!
00:37:57Talk about what?
00:37:59Maggie, they need you!
00:38:00Yeah, but we...
00:38:00We'll find her!
00:38:03Help me!
00:38:05Help me!
00:38:07Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving!
00:38:09Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving!
00:38:12I'm leaving to build an intentional community with Whitney!
00:38:14That's kind of an extreme thing to do!
00:38:17It only seems extreme to you because you're not truly spiritual, please!
00:38:20That's been all of 2009 and in the ashram in Croydon!
00:38:23No ad-libbing!
00:38:24What I know is, it looks to me...
00:38:27It looks to me like you're doing what you always do!
00:38:30Running away!
00:38:32Running away?
00:38:33I don't think it will help!
00:38:34And I don't think that will help!
00:38:36I think everything felt really hard!
00:38:39And you wanted to be someone else!
00:38:41You wanted a way to feel free and happy!
00:38:44And not constantly fighting anymore!
00:38:46I know what that's like!
00:38:48I get that!
00:38:49I really do!
00:38:49But...
00:38:50You know what my mum always says?
00:38:52Wherever you go...
00:38:54Wherever you go...
00:38:56There you are!
00:38:59You didn't have to do the fucking accent!
00:39:01You want me to...
00:39:04Oh shit!
00:39:23Now...
00:39:24I don't know exactly what that's supposed to smell like...
00:39:28I'm pretty sure it isn't apple juice.
00:39:37I'm a fucking bartender.
00:39:41Good point.
00:39:47Shit!
00:39:49She's loose!
00:39:50Quick!
00:39:51Quick!
00:39:51Somebody get eyes on Eddie!
00:39:52Eyes on Eddie!
00:39:55What is this?
00:39:57Eddie?
00:39:58Listen to us.
00:40:00Oh my god!
00:40:01Oh my god, Eddie, these people locked me in a room.
00:40:03No, we didn't.
00:40:04There was no lock.
00:40:05We made very sure of that.
00:40:06Yeah, we used lies instead.
00:40:08Eddie, we need to get out of here.
00:40:10Like, now.
00:40:11Her dad is alive!
00:40:16Ronald Hodgkiss, 66, happily married to Angela Hodgkiss, also 66, forever 40 years.
00:40:21That's a picture of him with Whitney, or Catherine since that's her real name actually.
00:40:25I found the reunion a few months ago.
00:40:29He messaged earlier asking if you might need a lift from the airport tomorrow.
00:40:33Didn't I say they would try and discredit me like this?
00:40:36They are demons and they want to block your path to the light.
00:40:38And she is also a failed slime influencer.
00:40:41She's actually a serial influencer, which is really sad.
00:40:44All my friends are influencers without even trying to be.
00:40:47She keeps making online personas to scam people, Eddie.
00:40:50She's been doing it for years.
00:40:52I can't believe we're going to point this out.
00:40:54Look at her brand new teeth.
00:40:56They are insanely white.
00:40:58She looks like she's on Geordie Shore.
00:40:59She's not even a real healer.
00:41:00She's a liar!
00:41:02You should never trust her.
00:41:03Come on, Eddie.
00:41:04Don't you see?
00:41:05She's a fool!
00:41:07Eddie, you're being insane!
00:41:10Stop it, stop.
00:41:12Eddie, none of this was meant to hurt you.
00:41:14Maybe this wasn't the right way to go about it, but...
00:41:17I knew you needed to be un-brainwashed and maybe we should have got an expert and we didn't have
00:41:22much time.
00:41:23And please, Eddie, I'm sorry.
00:41:26I didn't mean to make you feel, but I'm trying to save you.
00:41:29I might be bad at it, but look, I'm trying.
00:41:36Is your dad alive?
00:41:39Depends what you mean by dad.
00:41:42I mean, is my birth father alive?
00:41:46Well, sure.
00:41:47So when you told me that you knew exactly how I felt,
00:41:51that you'd been on the same journey as me and...
00:41:53and you knew how to fix me.
00:41:55That was just... marketing.
00:41:58No.
00:41:59Give Eddie her money back.
00:42:00You give it back and you leave and let her family take care of her.
00:42:04If you're referring to the investment Eddie willingly made into our intentional community,
00:42:09then those funds have already been used to buy land.
00:42:11The land we decided to buy together.
00:42:13We know there's no land, Whitney. It doesn't exist.
00:42:19You know, I actually help people.
00:42:24And you all find that so challenging that you have to try and discredit me and make up all these
00:42:30lies.
00:42:31Oh, we are the liars.
00:42:32When you are the one with the made up name.
00:42:35You know what?
00:42:35Why don't you go and shove a crystal dildo up your hole, Catherine?
00:42:39No.
00:42:39I've had to deal with this kind of prejudice ever since I began healing others.
00:42:46Much like...
00:42:47Much like Jesus Christ himself.
00:42:50Oh, come on!
00:42:51Much like Jesus Christ himself had to endure.
00:42:55And if requiring some financial compensation for the burden I carry with me every day for being a bearer of
00:43:04light is a bad thing to you?
00:43:06Well, that says everything about you people.
00:43:10And how little you value enlightenment.
00:43:13I mean...
00:43:15What do you offer each other?
00:43:20Loads.
00:43:24Because I can take you to the light.
00:43:37Let's go.
00:43:55Really?
00:43:57You're gonna believe these freaks over me?
00:44:01The person who saved you?
00:44:10You know, one day...
00:44:12I will ascend to the celestial heaven that's waiting for me.
00:44:16And I will look down on all of you from my throne of purity.
00:44:22With my childhood cat choo-choo by my side because I know...
00:44:26She's waiting for me.
00:44:30And I will watch y'all...
00:44:33Burn.
00:44:36Back here, Finn.
00:44:43Oh, no.
00:44:49What...
00:44:49A day?
00:44:52What?
00:44:54Anya?
00:44:55Are you not pregnant?
00:44:57Not anymore.
00:44:59So where's the baby?
00:45:01At home.
00:45:01Oh.
00:45:03Saves.
00:45:04Saves so fast.
00:45:05And she jumped through a really high window.
00:45:08Do you know if she's ever been in Cirque du Soleil or something?
00:45:11Which couple is...
00:45:12And say what?
00:45:14Hi, I'm a fucking idiot who gave all my money to a white girl who owns clip-in dreadlocks.
00:45:20I can't do anything. I gave her that money.
00:45:31Ryan?
00:45:33Was I in a tiny cult?
00:45:35A bit, yeah.
00:45:38It's all right, Eddie.
00:45:39We've all found ourselves in a pyramid scheme or two.
00:45:42And this...
00:45:43This was the only way to fucking tell me that!
00:45:53Let's talk.
00:45:56Just you and me.
00:45:58I don't want to do that.
00:46:00Eddie, please, just...
00:46:02Just give me one night.
00:46:07I don't want to be here.
00:46:08Well, we can leave.
00:46:10We can go somewhere else.
00:46:13Where?
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:28I was in your dream last night.
00:46:33I came to tell you everything.
00:46:36Everything tastes so bad.
00:46:40It tastes so strong.
00:46:46I love them how I feel.
00:46:52I hope you understand...
00:46:55I'm sorry, were you at clothes for a private function?
00:46:57Well, tell them all the staff.
00:46:58Look, my boyfriend sucks and I need a drink to forget he exists.
00:47:01That way, when I next see him, it will be a nice surprise.
00:47:04Uh...
00:47:04We went to see The Hangover too and afterwards all I said was that men aren't as funny as they
00:47:07think they are and they kicked off.
00:47:09Then why are men so wet?
00:47:10Why is it so fucking quiet in here?
00:47:13You're out awake.
00:47:18Fuck.
00:47:19Wasn't anyone young or important, was it?
00:47:21Nah, just my dad.
00:47:24Oh my god.
00:47:25Oh, Eddie, I am so sorry for your loss.
00:47:27You know, your dad loved you so much.
00:47:29Thanks, Angie Babs.
00:47:30He was always so proud of you.
00:47:34Oh, would you like a...
00:47:35Double chucking coat please, babes.
00:47:37I'll bring it over.
00:47:38Oh, thank you.
00:47:41I have crashed your funeral.
00:47:43I think it's called awake if there's booze.
00:47:46You don't happen to have any kind of trap door.
00:47:48You could open beneath me or...
00:47:50This isn't gonna work.
00:47:52A highlighter of our friendship isn't gonna make everything okay.
00:47:54I know, I know what's more complicated than that.
00:47:56The fact that the way we met is funny and adorable doesn't mean that we're supposed to be in each
00:47:59other's lives forever.
00:47:59I know, Eddie.
00:48:03Why don't you just sit?
00:48:09One sec.
00:48:24It's just a glass. It's not safe.
00:48:29Oh, my God.
00:48:35Is that from when Ryan was in his...
00:48:36Oh, my tiger.
00:48:40Oh, God.
00:48:42Sterling Express era.
00:48:43I'm gonna stay with Jay.
00:48:44No, Eddie J's.
00:48:45Jay.
00:48:46Moved to Arizona to prepare for the apocalypse.
00:48:51Can I please borrow your phone?
00:48:53I need to Google Free Accommodation London.
00:48:54Well, that is a one-way ticket to sex trafficking, so I want to say no.
00:49:00Will you promise me one night I...
00:49:14No, no, no, no.
00:49:33Of all the old man pubs and all of mid-recession Dalston, I walked into yours.
00:49:39You realize my dad's wake might not be the hilarious memory that you think it is?
00:49:43Well, I wasn't the one laughing.
00:49:45Come on.
00:49:49So, what I'm gonna do is quietly and respectfully tiptoe out of here and you never have to see me
00:49:54again.
00:49:54I don't think so.
00:49:55It would just look weird if you leave so quickly.
00:49:57Oh, come on.
00:49:57You need to work on your mourner persona.
00:49:59Are you a relative?
00:50:00Ooh, secret family.
00:50:03Maybe I could be like a young runaway your dad took in.
00:50:08God, sorry. It's really hard to work with the age difference.
00:50:10I haven't laughed in so long that my face actually hurts.
00:50:28I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
00:50:32Theodora.
00:50:33And it's over.
00:50:34Theodora, my glass has been empty for an hour.
00:50:37I wish you'd go around to do top-ups.
00:50:39I'm actually at my father's wake in more of a personal capacity, as much as I valued him as an
00:50:43employer.
00:50:43But you're welcome to do it.
00:50:45Or Jay.
00:50:46No, your brother needs to get back to work before the US markets open and I need to be available
00:50:50for people.
00:50:51Eddie, I am the widow.
00:50:55You divorced him 15 years ago.
00:50:56Who's this?
00:50:59Oh.
00:50:59Maureen Johnson.
00:51:01Good friend of the deceased.
00:51:03Cam.
00:51:04Cam.
00:51:05The deceased was his golf nickname.
00:51:07Cameron played golf.
00:51:09Funny.
00:51:10He never mentioned an ex-wife.
00:51:11Not once in all our golf times.
00:51:17Brave to go after my mum.
00:51:19We've just met.
00:51:20Are you too close?
00:51:21Like sisters.
00:51:23Buffet emergency.
00:51:24Sorry, but we are headed straight for a sausage roll, Drow Eddie.
00:51:28Now I can go to the Big Sains.
00:51:30No, it wasn't sausage rolls.
00:51:31No?
00:51:32No.
00:51:32Dad hated sausage rolls.
00:51:33He said they looked like flaky dicks.
00:51:34It was-
00:51:35We are headed straight for a scotch egg, Drow Eddie.
00:51:38Now, I can go to the Big Sains, for example.
00:51:39Will, this is Maureen.
00:51:41Maggie.
00:51:42Donovan.
00:51:43This is Maggie.
00:51:44She's a funeral crusher.
00:51:46This is my best friend, Will.
00:51:47Ew!
00:51:48Your best friend isn't mine.
00:51:50Thank God, aren't you?
00:51:52You have to admit, though, it felt like we were destined to meet-
00:51:54Why?
00:51:55Because you made me laugh when I was sad.
00:51:57Whitney always said-
00:51:58Oh, come on.
00:51:58She always said, use fun as a tool to keep me captive.
00:52:01Well, that's insane.
00:52:01Her point was that you deflect with jokes, to avoid the real shit.
00:52:05I don't avoid the real shit, Eddie, I can't.
00:52:08Just learnt that having a sense of humour about that kind of stuff is sort of crucial for survival.
00:52:13Sitting in the misery won't make the misery go away.
00:52:16I know I might not be your classic version of a support sister, but I do support you.
00:52:21Like, when you first took over wet mouth.
00:52:23Is that a new nickname?
00:52:24It's gross.
00:52:25So you should rename the pod.
00:52:28No one wants to get fucked up in the red lion.
00:52:32Lions are orange.
00:52:34I haven't decided yet.
00:52:35Like, I'd have to leave law school.
00:52:37Eddie, anyone can be a lawyer, but not everyone gets to run a cool bar.
00:52:39It's not cool.
00:52:40Yeah, but it could be.
00:52:41All you have to do is, like, get someone from Vice to DJ once a month and make sure the
00:52:45bathrooms are disgusting.
00:52:47What are you doing?
00:52:48Just come up here.
00:52:51You got any stiggies?
00:52:53Yeah.
00:53:06Make a wish, bitch.
00:53:09It's like you're campaigning to be the mayor of my life.
00:53:12None of this is relevant.
00:53:13Stop doing that.
00:53:15It's fucking pointless.
00:53:17Being your friend is hard fucking work, Maggie.
00:53:19You're just ignoring all the times.
00:53:21You...
00:53:22Hey.
00:53:23You okay?
00:53:24You look hungover.
00:53:25I'm fine.
00:53:25Thank you for saying I look like shit.
00:53:27Where's the other guys?
00:53:29Oh, sorry.
00:53:30I asked for two glasses.
00:53:32You've only given me one.
00:53:34I had zero living family who could support me in any real way.
00:53:37I know.
00:53:38And then suddenly dropped on my lap.
00:53:39It was a massive responsibility.
00:53:41The bar.
00:53:41You.
00:53:42Robert Downey Jr.
00:53:43Unconfirmed, but I see it.
00:53:45Carrie Fisher.
00:53:46Legend.
00:53:47Vincent Van Gogh.
00:53:48No way.
00:53:49Do not cut off your ear.
00:53:50I will try.
00:53:52Mel Gibson.
00:53:53They can't all be good.
00:53:55Kurt Cobain.
00:53:56I know you girls say having a disgusting toilet makes the bar cooler, but there's got
00:54:00to be limits to that, don't we think?
00:54:01Can you just leave out the ones who kill themselves?
00:54:03Yeah.
00:54:04Uhhh.
00:54:06Mmm.
00:54:08Great.
00:54:09Sinead O'Connor.
00:54:10What about her?
00:54:11I'm finding cool celebrities with bipolar disorder to cheer Maggie up.
00:54:14Hmm.
00:54:15Well, the first thing to do is find the best treatment.
00:54:17Get you into a routine.
00:54:20I think moving in with me would do your world good in that respect.
00:54:23No way.
00:54:24Just while you're-
00:54:24No.
00:54:25But darling, I don't want you to be alone while you're-
00:54:29What if something-
00:54:35I can stay with her for a bit.
00:54:38Oh, look, it's fine.
00:54:39I'm-
00:54:39No, no, no.
00:54:39It'll be a nice change from upstairs.
00:54:42I've got so many rats now.
00:54:43I might need to build some sort of home for them.
00:54:45No.
00:54:50That cool?
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:54Grant.
00:54:55That's it.
00:54:59Do you have any jobs going?
00:55:01I can't do this anymore.
00:55:04I can't.
00:55:07The six months that Annie worked here were the drunkest of my life.
00:55:10Yeah, I know. I lived with you for most of them.
00:55:14Right.
00:55:16That must have been a lap for you, I get it.
00:55:19You don't get it, Maggie. How could you?
00:55:21I do.
00:55:21No, you don't!
00:55:22You have never had to be responsible for anyone else in your whole life!
00:55:27Where are you?
00:55:28Pissing!
00:55:35Pissing!
00:55:47How's it looking in there?
00:55:50Something or someone has given birth in the sink, but other than that, I'm not the same.
00:55:55Look, I know you think this friendship has been about you looking after me, and I get that, but...
00:56:00I look after you, too.
00:56:01No, you don't.
00:56:02I do, Eddie, just because my care looks different to yours.
00:56:05Name one time you've looked after me successfully.
00:56:07What other than today?
00:56:08Maggie!
00:56:09Fine!
00:56:13Exactly!
00:56:14Just give me a minute!
00:56:19Okay, how about that time you...
00:56:21They're honestly not that bad.
00:56:24Okay, go home.
00:56:25I'll...
00:56:25I'll...
00:56:25I'll...
00:56:25I'll land the bar.
00:56:26That's not what happened!
00:56:27They're honestly not that bad.
00:56:31Okay, go home.
00:56:32I'll...
00:56:32I'll land the bar.
00:56:32My point still stands.
00:56:33You're making it sound like a bigger deal than it was because you always change the narrative to suit you.
00:56:38No, I don't.
00:56:38You change so many details!
00:56:40Eddie.
00:56:43My memory is fucked.
00:56:45From years of being on lithium.
00:56:47I'm sorry.
00:56:48It's not...
00:56:48It's not intentional.
00:56:49It's not malicious.
00:56:50I just...
00:56:51I can't remember every detail of every moment and that makes me sad sometimes, but...
00:56:55Yeah.
00:56:56Can't be helped.
00:56:57Like...
00:56:58It's not on purpose.
00:57:02I am sorry if it's too much.
00:57:05I'm sorry if I lent on you.
00:57:07I honestly didn't know I was doing it.
00:57:08I just didn't have the tools to...
00:57:11I didn't have any tools.
00:57:13It's like I was...
00:57:14Trying to fix an engine with my bare hands and no YouTube.
00:57:18I'm sorry you had to be like the...
00:57:20Farmer Hoggett to my babe.
00:57:38That's my second Regina of the night!
00:57:41It's mighty shite!
00:57:42It's mighty shite!
00:57:44It's mighty shite!
00:57:46It's mighty shite!
00:57:47It's mighty shite!
00:57:48Hey, hey!
00:57:48Get off the phone!
00:57:49You can't do it!
00:57:50It's mighty shite!
00:57:52Sometimes I think it was more like...
00:57:54The babe leading the babe.
00:58:02W treat is very wise.
00:58:08bekannt, you have to arc down.
00:58:11You do whatever it is, you know...
00:58:13You do that.
00:58:14You do ok?
00:58:16That's my birthday...
00:58:18That's my birthday...
00:58:21That's maybe not the future...
00:58:24It's completely non obey!
00:58:25You feel that magic...
00:58:25You feel that magic...
00:58:25You feel that magic.
00:58:27Okay, maybe my shitty memory only remembers the good things, but the night you will miss, when we...
00:58:38This knee is definitely the best shag I've ever had, including women, which is very unusual.
00:58:44Well, congratulations to us. It's all about the knuckles.
00:58:47The knuckles!
00:58:49Not the knuckles.
00:58:51It would be classic Anya to like that, though. You made a cute speech.
00:58:55Did I? I don't remember.
00:58:56Oh, come on.
00:58:57No, I don't.
00:58:59I told you, I'm basically Dory from Finding Nemo, if she also had a mood disorder.
00:59:03You said something like...
00:59:05Hear ye, hear ye.
00:59:07I have known Miss Theodora Rushton for six years now, and in that time she has made my life infinitely
00:59:14better.
00:59:15Oh, it's a serious one.
00:59:16On top of that, she has single-handedly turned Wet Mouth into the three-time motherfucking Halloween all night for
00:59:25the year!
00:59:30Eddie, I have seen you deal with every set bath, every angry drunk man, every pile of puke in the
00:59:37bathroom like it's nothing but I know...
00:59:39We know, it's not nothing, it's amazing.
00:59:45Eddie, you are the coolest, strongest, smartest person I know, and I really fucking love you.
00:59:53No, I can't.
00:59:54No, you have to feel feelings.
00:59:55No, I don't.
00:59:55Tickle her until she feels feelings.
00:59:57Massive feelings, feelings.
01:00:01That was a gorgeous face.
01:00:03Oh, nice!
01:00:05No, I don't want to be rude, but who are you?
01:00:07I'm nice.
01:00:10I was sat at the table next to you at the walls and thought you guys seemed more fun.
01:00:16Brian in the house!
01:00:18Brian in the house!
01:00:23I can't believe that's how we met him, and now that bitch is literally the executor of my will.
01:00:28I know.
01:00:29Could have been a kid or a furry for all we knew.
01:00:34That's not a great example, by the way.
01:00:36What?
01:00:37Of you being an amazing friend.
01:00:38It doesn't really support your argument.
01:00:40My argument?
01:00:41Yeah, because that night ended when you...
01:00:42Is C on any medication?
01:00:43Do we know?
01:00:44Hello?
01:00:46Medication?
01:00:47Yeah, yeah.
01:00:48We're not on drugs!
01:00:50It was only meds.
01:00:52I wasn't supposed to drink on them, but...
01:00:54But you did.
01:00:55And I don't get to be angry about that, because it's like,
01:00:58oh, Maggie has bipolar, she can't help it, it's not her fault,
01:01:00so then I have to bury my feelings.
01:01:02I never asked you to bury it.
01:01:03That night was supposed to be about Dad, so he could see that everything was okay.
01:01:09I didn't know that.
01:01:11Because it's stupid.
01:01:13You can't see anything.
01:01:15He's dead.
01:01:19Your feelings aren't stupid, Eddie.
01:01:22It matters to me if I've hurt you.
01:01:25There's always a reason you can't show up for me, Maggie.
01:01:29If you're referring to what happened last year...
01:01:47I had lithium poisoning.
01:01:50I had too much lithium in my blood because my doctor prescribed the wrong amount.
01:01:55And that's the truth.
01:01:58I was trying really hard to get better when that happened.
01:02:01I still am.
01:02:03It's a lot of work, it's every day, but I am so much better now.
01:02:09You don't seem better.
01:02:10Sorry, Eddie, but you don't know that.
01:02:12You haven't been here.
01:02:13And when you've been here, you've been brainwashed by a coin artist.
01:02:19Yeah.
01:02:22You must feel...
01:02:25I can't think of a better word than insane.
01:02:31You know what that's like?
01:02:33When your reality turns out not to be real.
01:02:37It happened to me.
01:02:40It follows me every day.
01:02:41I try and forget it, and...
01:02:43I can't.
01:02:49Call an ambulance, for God's sake!
01:02:51Didn't you know she was out there?
01:02:53God, I...
01:02:53I wonder...
01:02:54Did you...
01:02:55You'd be all right.
01:02:57You'd be all right now.
01:02:58Jillian wasn't there.
01:03:01Yes, she was. I called her.
01:03:02No, you didn't.
01:03:07Let's go.
01:03:08Here we go.
01:03:10Okay.
01:03:12Take it.
01:03:13Okay.
01:03:15Here you go.
01:03:17Okay.
01:03:22Hi, Jillian. It's Will.
01:03:25Um...
01:03:26Can you meet me at Wilmington Hospital?
01:03:28He's never said anything.
01:03:38How do you know that?
01:03:41How do you know what happened?
01:03:44He called me from the hospital while I was at the airport.
01:03:47Oh.
01:03:50So you knew before you even left?
01:03:53You knew I'd been poisoned and you didn't even drop me a DM.
01:03:56It's...
01:03:56Is that how much you hate me?
01:03:59I missed your abortion because I was poisoned, but you abandoned me because you wanted to go on holiday.
01:04:05That's not it.
01:04:05Yeah, it kind of seems like it is.
01:04:07I had to go, Maggie. I had to.
01:04:09Why?
01:04:09Why?
01:04:10So you could go and smoke weed with Mind Control Faraby?
01:04:12No, because I was fucked.
01:04:14I was so fucked and I just lost everything and I didn't know how to cope with that.
01:04:18And I couldn't stay here and sit in the mess of it because I'm fucking weak.
01:04:24I'm so weak that instead of dealing with my shit, I found someone who told me they could make it
01:04:28better and I let them tell me what to think.
01:04:30I mean, what the fuck?
01:04:33I know I'm not soft.
01:04:35And I know I don't seem like someone to be gentle with, but I am.
01:04:41My sad looks very different to your sad, but it's still very real and it still fucking hurts.
01:04:51I'm a mess.
01:04:53And a fraud.
01:04:54And a loser.
01:04:57You don't want me, Maggie.
01:04:58I can't help you.
01:05:02I can't help you.
01:05:09So, thank you so much for having me.
01:05:12Oh, you're more than welcome.
01:05:13Theodora, can you fetch the microphone?
01:05:16I think now's the time for my amazing grace.
01:05:20Oh, damn. I'm sad to miss that.
01:05:23You know, I thought this was going to be the worst day of my life.
01:05:28And it wasn't.
01:05:31And I think that might be because of you.
01:05:33You know, distracting me with how insanely inappropriate you are.
01:05:43Any time.
01:05:44All I wish is gone.
01:05:49All I wish is gone.
01:05:53All I wish is gone.
01:05:54I'm so sorry.
01:05:58Sorry, Maggie.
01:06:01Any time.
01:06:02Any time.
01:06:17Any time.
01:06:20Any time.
01:06:24Any time.
01:06:25Just feeble drinking water, Danny.
01:06:26To truth, she's capital.
01:06:28Any time.
01:06:30Any time.
01:06:39Get behind the bar.
01:06:43I'm not really in the mood to make cocktails.
01:06:45Come on, just trust me.
01:06:47Come on.
01:06:48Okay.
01:07:10Hi, could I get a drink?
01:07:13I'm on the run from a screening of The Hangover 2,
01:07:15which I inexplicably attended with the ex who told me to go on the Dukan diet.
01:07:19Hey, this doesn't happen to be your dad's wake, does it?
01:07:25Oh.
01:07:28It is, yeah, but please don't let that stop you hanging out here for hours.
01:07:37So what, we're just going to start again?
01:07:40No, I mean, we can't.
01:07:44It's done is done, like I'm a nightmare.
01:07:48You're a nightmare.
01:07:50There's no cure for that.
01:07:53But?
01:07:56We can't decide that we love each other.
01:08:00But we need each other.
01:08:03Move on.
01:08:05Together.
01:08:09Can I move in with you?
01:08:11Of course.
01:08:14And everything will be all right?
01:08:19All I have now, Mikey.
01:08:21Okay.
01:08:26Let's go.
01:08:57A day for you
01:09:03I'd sing you a morning
01:09:08I got you
01:09:09I would make this day last for all time
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