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00:04Although she's a look-alike
00:06and plays the sister of one of television's
00:08most popular comediennes,
00:10she has a mind all her own.
00:13As this young business executive,
00:16this insurance company T2B operator,
00:20and this planning engineer,
00:24will discover during game two.
00:27So be sure to stick around
00:29for the fun.
00:31From Hollywood, the dating capital of the world,
00:34in color, it's the Dating Game.
00:38And here's the star of our show
00:40with your host, Jim Lang.
00:48Thank you very much, everybody,
00:50and good afternoon.
00:51Are they ready in tape?
00:52Good, good.
00:53While Cinderella stories are rather rare these days,
00:55it was a magic godmother named Carol Burnett
00:58who discovered talented Vicki Lawrence
01:00and then signed her to play her little baby sister
01:02on the Carol Burnett show.
01:04Well, by a mere coincidence,
01:05we happen to have three bachelor Prince Charmings
01:08waiting in the wings to meet Vicki Lawrence
01:10during game two.
01:11A blonde and beautiful damsel
01:14who makes no bones about the fact
01:15that she hates to cook
01:16will be playing game one.
01:17We're certain our bachelors won't be a bit miffed
01:20by that dilemma.
01:21And now we'd like to take a moment first
01:23to direct your attention
01:24towards these commercials.
01:28Game tonight at 11.30 p.m. Eastern, 8.30 Pacific.
01:32Well, since someone else will be ladling out
01:34the gourmet goodies on their date,
01:35we know our first three bachelors couldn't care less
01:38that our first young lady hates to cook.
01:40Let's meet them, and here they are.
01:48Ready?
01:50Bachelor number one is an off-campus salesman.
01:53He's planning a medical career.
01:54He is an ethnic musicologist
01:56with a keen liking for Japanese music.
01:59His name is Steve Graham.
02:02He...
02:05A track man, bachelor number two,
02:07has won several cross-country trophies.
02:09He's going to attend law school.
02:10He's from Los Angeles.
02:11Here is Scott Howard.
02:14Ha, ha, ha.
02:17An all-around athlete, bachelor number three
02:20is principally a swimmer and a football player.
02:22He's an advocate of body surfing.
02:24He was born in Everett, Massachusetts.
02:26We'd like to welcome Jim Pignon.
02:29Welcome, Jim.
02:31And there's our setup of bachelors for game number one.
02:34Now, to prevent our young lady
02:35from hearing anything about the fellas you've just met,
02:37we have kept her isolated offstage
02:40in our world-famous soundproof room.
02:41Let's bring her on stage right now.
02:45Sunny and swinging, she'll soon be attending college.
02:48She loves to go horseback riding and dancing,
02:50but don't bother to ask her to whip up a meal, fellas.
02:53She hates it.
02:54We're delighted to welcome to the dating game, Cindy Hyden.
02:59Hello, Cindy.
03:00Don't like to cook, eh?
03:02Well, that's all right.
03:04We're going to send you on a date where you won't have to cook anything,
03:06but right now we're going to ask you to select a date
03:08from the three gentlemen who will answer your questions.
03:10You understand how we play?
03:11Okay, let's start with a hello, number one.
03:13How about a nice great big hello for Cindy?
03:16Hi, Cindy.
03:16Okay, number two.
03:17Good afternoon, Cindy.
03:18And number three.
03:19Hi, Cindy.
03:20Okay, they sound like they're ready.
03:21Are you all set?
03:22Okay, Cindy, if you would, have a seat right here.
03:24Make yourself comfortable.
03:25Gentlemen, good luck, and may the best man win.
03:29Master number one, what could I tell by looking at your ears?
03:33Probably you could tell my deep sincerity.
03:35I have very sincere ears, though sometimes they're a little covered.
03:40You can't quite make them out.
03:41But sincerity over everything.
03:43Okay, thank you.
03:44Master number two, what could I tell by your ears?
03:47Kindness is the main thing with my ears.
03:49I mean, they're shaped like kindness is shaped.
03:51You take a look at my ear, and it's just got the shape of a K for kindness.
03:55Master number three, if when you came to pick me up,
03:58the door was shaped like a heart,
04:00the doorbell played the wedding march,
04:03and my mother opened the door and slammed a ring on your finger,
04:05what would you do?
04:07Well, first of all, I'd kind of worry about everything, you know.
04:10I wouldn't want to jump in anything, you know, real fast.
04:13I'd like to see what you look like first
04:15before someone slipped a ring on my finger.
04:18Bachelor number one, same question.
04:20Well, I'd probably run would be my first instinct,
04:23and then I might turn back, reach her mother,
04:27come in and see what I was waiting for.
04:28Okay, thank you.
04:29Bachelor number three, if the three of you had a contest
04:32to win my love and affection,
04:33what kind of contest would you like it to be?
04:37Well, first of all,
04:39I'd like it to see
04:42who can make the most love in the quickest time.
04:46Okay, thank you.
04:51Bachelor number two,
04:53what's the weather just right for?
04:55The weather's just right for now?
04:57Well, it's just right for you and me to go on our date
04:58right after this program.
05:00Just perfect.
05:00Oh, thank you.
05:02Okay, bachelor number one,
05:04pretend we're five years old
05:06and invite me over to your house for milk and cookies
05:08and make it a sexy invitation.
05:12Well, I'll tell you,
05:13my house has the greatest,
05:16greatest milk and cookies
05:18because my mom makes the greatest chocolate milk
05:21with chocolate and vodka.
05:23Bachelor number three, same question.
05:27Well, I'd like you to come over there
05:30because there's not too much around.
05:32It's nice and cozy,
05:34got nice soft seats,
05:36and there's one refrigerator.
05:38Okay.
05:38And it's got the boss's icebox cookies.
05:42Bachelor number one,
05:43why would a girl pass you up?
05:45And don't cop out
05:46because there must be one thing wrong.
05:48Girl would pass me up
05:49if she was six foot two
05:51or six foot three.
05:53Are you short, bachelor number three?
05:54No, but I'm not six foot two.
05:56Oh.
05:57You're just, okay.
05:58Okay, bachelor number three,
06:01same question.
06:03Well...
06:03Why would a girl pass you up?
06:05First of all,
06:06she'd probably have to be blind.
06:08Huh?
06:09Second of all,
06:10she probably didn't even look in my direction.
06:15Why, I don't know, but...
06:18Bachelor number one,
06:19I understand you're the famous kiss burglar,
06:22and you just stole
06:23the most precious kiss of all.
06:24How'd you pull that one off?
06:26Well, I'd wait until you were
06:28looking in a different direction,
06:30come up behind your left shoulder,
06:33whisper something in your ear,
06:34and as you turned around,
06:36throw my arms around you
06:37and give you this great big kiss
06:39right on the lips.
06:42That's...
06:44Bachelor number three,
06:45I understand they're selling posters
06:47with Bachelor number two on them.
06:49Where should I go to get one?
06:51Well, you wouldn't get them in France,
06:53that's for sure.
06:55She'd talk, right?
06:56That's the signal, Cindy.
06:57Time is up.
06:58And now you're going to have to make up your mind,
07:00so relax and think about it.
07:01And while Cindy now makes up her mind
07:03as to which of our three gentlemen
07:04she's going to select,
07:05we'll take time out
07:06for these important messages.
07:09The Sea of the Sea.
07:09Yeah.
07:50Hello, I'm here to talk...
07:51You don't need to know the right people, just the right answers.
07:54Hollywood Showdown. Be a player. Weeknights at 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific.
07:58Welcome back to The Dating Game, and Cindy, it's time for you now to make a selection.
08:02The three gentlemen over there all felt they were quite noticeable,
08:05and we wonder which one you noticed the most.
08:08Was it Bachelor No. 1, Bachelor No. 2, or Bachelor No. 3?
08:13Which one gets the date, Cindy?
08:15I think Bachelor No. 2.
08:16Number 2. All right.
08:22Congratulations to Bachelor No. 2.
08:24Is there anything particular you remembered about No. 2, why you selected him?
08:28I think he's kind of cute.
08:29He's kind of cute? Well, I think he would agree with that.
08:31Now, before we meet him, I want you to meet the other gentlemen.
08:34Bachelor No. 1 is going to school, of course, off campus.
08:37He's a salesman planning a medical career.
08:39Wants to be a doctor.
08:40He is an ethnic musicologist, too.
08:43His name is Steve Graham.
08:44Steve, come on and say hello to Cindy, if you would, please.
08:50Steve, nice try.
08:51Thank you so much.
08:52You also didn't choose No. 3, Cindy.
08:53He's a fine swimmer, and he's an excellent football player,
08:56and he is a nut of a body surfer.
08:59From Everett, Massachusetts, Jim Pignon.
09:01Jim, come on and say hello to Cindy, please.
09:06Well, since we're well into the swing in the 70s, gentlemen,
09:09we know you'll find, for any occasion,
09:10Ferris slacks have a talent for looking great.
09:12With almost anything you wear,
09:14with Ferris, you get the finest style
09:15and premium fabrics that never need ironing,
09:17and we have them for you.
09:19And again, thanks a lot.
09:20Jim, thank you.
09:23All right, Cindy, hold your breath.
09:25I want to tell you something about the gentleman
09:27that you have selected.
09:28He is a track man.
09:30He is quite an athlete.
09:31He's won several cross-country trophies,
09:33and he wants to be a lawyer.
09:34He plans on attending law school.
09:36He's from Los Angeles, and his name is Scott Howell.
09:39Scott, come on and say hello to Cindy, please.
09:44Well, congratulations, Scott.
09:46And it sounds like you have your fan club here,
09:48and they're going to be happy with the day, too, I think.
09:50You see, back in the good old days, Cindy,
09:52everybody used to sit around the dock
09:53waiting for the Robert E. Lee.
09:55Well, that's not the kind of deal
09:56that we planned for you, too,
09:58because with a whole passel of your pals,
10:01now listen to this,
10:02you'll be boarding your own fancy sidewheeler
10:04for a special dating game bash.
10:07You'll each be asked to invite
10:09ten couples apiece.
10:10With yourselves,
10:12that makes a total of 42
10:13for a party aboard
10:15the Charter Sidewheeler the Princess,
10:17which is decorated in a gay 90s theme
10:19with a dance floor,
10:21jukebox, and piano,
10:22and your port of departure
10:23is the Ports of Call restaurant in San Pedro,
10:25and that famous restaurant
10:26will be catering your food and your beverages,
10:29so have a holiday voyage
10:31and dance up a storm
10:32aboard your own sidewheeler the Princess.
10:34And you're going to have a lot of friends
10:35all of a sudden.
10:37Thank you so much.
10:38Good luck.
10:39We'll talk to you in a moment.
10:42With a delightful sense of humor
10:43and a lilt of laughter in her voice,
10:45the talented comedian Vicki Lawrence
10:48will be putting our next trio of bachelors
10:50through their sentimental paces,
10:51and we'll meet the gentlemen in just a moment.
10:53But first,
10:54our good friend Johnny Jacobs
10:55has something to say
10:56regarding today's special gifts
10:58for our special guests.
10:59Right, Jim,
11:00and it'll be Christmas all over again
11:02for our dating game girls
11:03when they receive their
11:04Presto Professional Mist Hair Dryer.
11:06It has no outside latches.
11:08It opens from the inside.
11:08This convenient new colorful Presto
11:10has the largest interior
11:12of any hood dryer.
11:13It's perfect because it's Presto.
11:15Our dating game couples
11:16will be Schobert-driven
11:17in the 1970 Caprice sedan
11:19by Chevrolet,
11:21the luxurious car of the 70s.
11:23You can get on the move
11:24with a luxury one
11:25by Chevrolet, Caprice.
11:28For our dating game bachelors,
11:29we have this American Tourister
11:31Weekender designed
11:32for train, plane, or car.
11:33It has a fiberglass
11:34reinforced construction,
11:36non-spring lots,
11:36and padded handles.
11:37It's the strong,
11:39lightweight luggage
11:39by American Tourister.
11:41As a dating game dividend,
11:43they'll receive
11:43a gold-filled Fisher Space Pen
11:45plus an Apollo 11 medallion,
11:48the deluxe model of the pen
11:49used by our Apollo astronauts.
11:51It writes in any position,
11:53even upside down,
11:54and is guaranteed by Fisher.
11:56And here again is your host,
11:58Jim Lang.
11:59Thank you, Johnny.
12:02Thanks, folks.
12:03Well, when our second set
12:04of bachelors discover
12:05who will be questioning them,
12:07I know they'll start
12:08polishing their verbal apples.
12:10So let's meet them first,
12:11and here they are.
12:18Okay, fellas,
12:19good luck to you all.
12:20Bachelor number one
12:21is self-employed
12:23and operates
12:23an engineering corporation.
12:25He enjoys coaching,
12:26both football and baseball.
12:27His name is Tony Manara.
12:33All right.
12:34Bachelor number two
12:35is a tab operator
12:36for an insurance company,
12:37and he someday
12:37would like to start a band.
12:38He enjoys all sports,
12:40especially skiing.
12:41His name is Larry Judkins.
12:43Larry?
12:46Today a planning engineer,
12:48tomorrow a sociology major.
12:49That's how it swings
12:50with bachelor number three.
12:51He's interested in poetry,
12:53people, places, and things.
12:54And we'd like you to meet
12:55Richard Holt.
12:56Richard?
12:59Okay, relax, fellas,
13:00and that's our bachelor panel
13:02for game number two.
13:03Now, to prevent our lovely
13:04young lady from hearing
13:04anything about the gentleman
13:05you've just met,
13:06we've kept her isolated
13:07offstage in our soundproof room.
13:09Let's bring her onstage
13:11right now.
13:13She's always dreamed
13:14of enjoying a theatrical career,
13:15never dreaming she'd land
13:17the coveted role
13:17of Carol Burnett's sister
13:19on her popular television series.
13:21A singer as well as an actress,
13:23she has a new record
13:24coming out called
13:25And I'll Go.
13:26May we welcome
13:27Vicki Lawrence.
13:29Hi, Vicki.
13:33Can't wait to hear your record.
13:35Well, I suppose you can't wait
13:36to hear the voices
13:36of those gentlemen over there.
13:38They're going to try
13:38and win your heart,
13:39and they'll do their best
13:40with answers to your questions.
13:41Do you have your questions all set?
13:42Yeah.
13:43Okay, we'll start with a hello,
13:43then, and see how they sound.
13:44Number one,
13:45would you give Vicki
13:46a nice hello, please?
13:47Ciao, Vicki.
13:48Okay, number two.
13:50Good afternoon, Vicki.
13:51And number three.
13:52Nice hello, Vicki.
13:52Okay.
13:54Vicki, if you would have a seat.
13:55Make yourself comfortable.
13:56Do your best.
13:57Gentlemen, good luck.
13:59Bachelor number one,
14:00what flower will I think of
14:01the first time you kiss me?
14:04Probably a rose with just,
14:06you know, the petals just flowing out
14:07and so soft and sweet
14:08and a nice smell,
14:10and just be so out of sight.
14:11I mean, roses are just really cool,
14:13but I won't have any thorns,
14:14I guarantee you.
14:17Okay, well, number three,
14:19what about you?
14:20Oh, I'd be a daisy.
14:21Nice and pretty and round
14:22and soft and cuddly on the inside
14:25and right real handy,
14:26smell pretty, you know,
14:27bees flying around me.
14:29Yeah, uh-huh, okay.
14:32I'm free.
14:34Number two,
14:35which of your features
14:36would you be happy
14:37to loan to number three?
14:39I'd like to loan him my, uh,
14:43my head, I guess.
14:44It's ugly, huh?
14:45Because he could use a,
14:46he could use my head along with his.
14:47That'd be really out of sight.
14:50Uh...
14:50Along with number one, too.
14:52He could use it, too, I guess.
14:54But then you're gonna be without a head.
14:55Oh, no, I'll keep,
14:56I'll keep mine, too.
14:57I'll just share it.
14:59Uh, oh.
15:01Three's better than one.
15:03Bachelor number one,
15:05how much power do you have over women?
15:07Uh, sometimes I really
15:08really wonder, you know,
15:09when I think it's, uh,
15:10it's really going,
15:11it's, uh, not.
15:12But I think my power would be,
15:14uh, in my speech
15:15and the way I talk
15:15because sometimes I just wrap on
15:17and, uh,
15:17I don't even know where I'm going.
15:19You know, I just ad-lib
15:19and, uh, keep going.
15:21And it keeps for
15:21a good conversation for me,
15:23but the girls usually go,
15:24Hey!
15:24Yeah, I can tell you.
15:26Uh-huh.
15:26All right.
15:27That wasn't funny.
15:29Uh, Bachelor number three,
15:31I'm a real romanticist,
15:32and if I was gonna break up with you,
15:34what song would you sing
15:36as I was walking out the door
15:37to make me stay?
15:38Why, I'd sing,
15:39Michael, you know,
15:40row your boat to shore
15:41while you're going out there
15:42on that big sea,
15:43you know, of life
15:44and sniffle, sniffle,
15:46and you're leaving me
15:47and I'm getting all brokenhearted.
15:48Number two,
15:49what song would you sing?
15:51Come together,
15:52I guess.
15:53because we could, uh,
15:54oh, I hate to see you go.
15:56We'd have to get together.
15:57Uh-huh.
15:57Definitely.
15:58Okay.
15:59Uh, Bachelor number one,
16:00when you're dating a girl,
16:01how do you make sure
16:01it's not gonna end in marriage?
16:05Um, that's a very difficult question.
16:07Uh-huh.
16:07I think, uh,
16:08I'm not geared for marriage,
16:10uh, not at the present time,
16:11and I think she would be able
16:12to tell that,
16:12uh, because I'm,
16:14uh, I get a little lunatic
16:15and paranoia
16:16every, uh, time I hear
16:17the word marriage.
16:18Uh, not there's anything
16:20wrong with it, you know.
16:21I mean, my parents love it
16:22and they think it's really great
16:23and, uh,
16:25sometimes I wonder about that.
16:26And number three?
16:27And number three,
16:28what, what, uh,
16:29what was the question, Vicki?
16:31Uh, number three,
16:33how do you make sure
16:34that dating is not gonna end
16:35in marriage?
16:36Well, I'd tie a rope around it
16:38so it wouldn't get away
16:38and that way it couldn't end
16:39because it could never leave
16:40to begin with,
16:41so therefore it couldn't reach
16:42the end.
16:42It'd be always at the very
16:43approximate point
16:44at the beginning.
16:44Uh-huh.
16:45See?
16:45So then we'd have,
16:47we'd just take,
16:48cut that little circle.
16:49That's all right,
16:49number three.
16:49We got it.
16:51Uh, number one,
16:53using four words
16:54that start with S,
16:55describe the way you kiss.
17:00Slousy, slousy, sloppy,
17:02slippery, and sleazy.
17:04Yeah.
17:05Yeah.
17:13Number three,
17:14what about you?
17:15Super, smite, smite,
17:17and, uh, smoochy.
17:19That's only three.
17:20That's right.
17:27Oh, we count it.
17:28That's it.
17:29Pricky, time is up
17:30and now you're gonna have
17:31to make up your mind,
17:32so good luck.
17:33And while Vicky is deciding
17:34which one of our smoochy,
17:35sexy, succulent gentlemen
17:37she's gonna choose
17:37for a date,
17:38we'll take time out
17:39for these smooth,
17:40super messages.
17:42messages.
17:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
18:44I think number one.
18:45Number one. All right.
18:48Congratulations to bachelor number one.
18:51Is there any reason Vicki want to show number one?
18:53Boy, I don't know. I hope he's not a mushy kisser, but I...
18:56Well, he gave that impression. I'll tell you that.
18:59Now, before we meet him, I want you to meet the other gentleman.
19:01Bachelor number two is a tab operator for an insurance company.
19:05He enjoys all sports, especially skiing and surfing and swimming and all those...
19:09Here he is, Larry Judkins. Larry, come on and say hello to Vicki, please.
19:17Thank you, Larry. Mighty fine job. Thank you.
19:19You also didn't choose bachelor number three, Vicki.
19:21He's a planning engineer but hopes to make sociology his major.
19:24He's interested in people, places, poetry, and all those things that start with P.
19:28His name is Richard Holt.
19:30Richard, come on and say hello to Vicki, if you would, please.
19:34We were delighted you could be with us, gentlemen, and we'll be sending you a complete set of oak moss
19:39fragrance in a leather travel kit.
19:41This fine men's grooming aids are prepared for men who know that fragrance is the finishing touch to fashion.
19:46And again, many, many thanks.
19:48Thank you so very much. Good luck.
19:52All right, Vicki.
19:53Number one, and I want to tell you a lot about number one.
19:56He operates an engineering corporation.
19:58He's self-employed, owns it himself.
20:00He also enjoys sports.
20:01He enjoys coaching, football, and baseball.
20:03His name is Tony Monero.
20:06Tony, come on and say hello to Vicki, please.
20:10Well, sand is for lots of things, Vicki, like timing three-minute eggs.
20:15But happiest of all, sand is for getting into your shoes, which explains why we're flying you and Tony to
20:23West Palm Beach, Florida.
20:29That's the gimmick.
20:30You and Tony and your dating game chaperone will be flying to West Palm Beach, where you'll be royally received
20:35and driven to Fort Pierce for its 1970 extravaganza and Sandy Shoes Festival called From Pioneers to New Frontiers.
20:44You'll be staying for a gala weekend at St. Lucie, the country club resort, which among its many attractions offers
20:50you the finest fishing and the greatest boating in the state of Florida.
20:53As VIPs of the Sandy Shoes Festival, you'll attend a barbecue, a western shootout, a dance.
20:59You'll ride in the dating game convertible in the big parade and attend the water ski show and the fish
21:03fry and all the rest of the things.
21:05Just a few of the myriad of sights and sounds awaiting you in Fort Pierce, Florida.
21:10So enjoy it. Get some sand in your shoes.
21:13Thank you, Vicki.
21:14Congratulations.
21:16We'll be back with this afternoon's Dating Couples after this message.
21:20But first, Mother Nature sets a sentimental scene for some dating game couples.
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