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00:00:27Back
00:00:30My beautiful sane daughter
00:00:33I literally never have to worry about you
00:00:36That's nice, mum
00:00:37Yeah, we call you the sane one now
00:00:40As you should
00:00:41Excuse me, I just need to take this
00:00:45Yeah, hello?
00:00:47Mm-hmm
00:00:47Okay, bye-bye
00:00:49Is this a bad time?
00:00:52Apologies, the government just needed to run some budgets to have passed a very sane person
00:00:56God, I'm lucky to have someone so wildly sane as a client
00:01:01Okay
00:01:05My baby
00:01:07What's that?
00:01:10I need you to help me
00:01:12Hello?
00:01:14I need you to help me
00:01:16Eddie?
00:01:18What's going on?
00:01:19Can I borrow your white noise machine?
00:01:21What?
00:01:22Please?
00:01:25Are you Ryan?
00:01:28It's 4am!
00:01:30My room sounds like ghosts
00:01:31Get out!
00:01:33For God's sake!
00:01:49So we built the mountain
00:01:51By digging out a mighty hole
00:01:54And all our facts we carried every rock and stone
00:02:01But now the holes be put
00:02:03Than anybody ever planned
00:02:05But there are tips
00:02:07I'll hang it on
00:02:10So we say to
00:02:12But I can't do this evil on my own
00:02:14I haven't wrapped the house in nearly 30,000
00:02:16Call director
00:02:19Is this too early?
00:02:20Early?
00:02:21I'm up at 6am every day in case someone's died in the night
00:02:23Wow
00:02:24They do say mental illness is hereditary
00:02:26I don't
00:02:27You slept anyway
00:02:28I hate that you're so far away
00:02:30Okay, I'm in Surrey
00:02:31Bad enough when you move back to your flat
00:02:33Look, I am fine, Mum
00:02:35I'm in my stable girl era
00:02:37I'm on medication that isn't trying to kill me
00:02:39I use retinol and HelloFresh
00:02:41I am a bridesmaid in a posh wedding, for God's sake
00:02:43Has anyone heard from Eddie?
00:02:45She come in?
00:02:46She's
00:02:48No, there's no way
00:02:49It's been a year
00:02:50She didn't even RSVP, which
00:02:52I'm not even thinking about that, Mum
00:02:54Just stop worrying, okay?
00:02:55I'm allowed to be worried, Maggie
00:02:56It is your first time leaving town since the lithium poisoning
00:03:02I said it's your first time leaving town since the lithium
00:03:04Look, I heard you, Mum
00:03:05Just
00:03:06I need to get going, okay?
00:03:07What on earth does this maid of honor need you so early for?
00:03:10I don't know
00:03:10Rise maid stuff
00:03:12Filming awkward TikToks and matching satin pyjamas
00:03:14And telling someone her skin looks clear
00:03:19I am a normal person
00:03:22Normal? Who wants to be normal?
00:03:24I do
00:03:25Well, if you get overwhelmed or feel bad in any way, just call me
00:03:29I won't, Mum
00:03:29This is going to be a nice, easy chill
00:03:32This is not one of your kooky, hackneyed town hall weddings
00:03:36Where the bride wears a jumpsuit and drinks lager from a can
00:03:40This is the home counties
00:03:43We take this seriously
00:03:44I have barely slept
00:03:46Mercury cried all night
00:03:48No, did he?
00:03:50Simone has had a complicated reaction to her premarital juice cleanse
00:03:56I will never forgive Heat Magazine for what it did to us
00:03:58So, to avoid my brother saying I do to a woman wearing an adult nappy
00:04:02I will be busy trying to plug the leak, as it were
00:04:08Yes, those were Simone's choices
00:04:10I suppose she wanted her culture represented, too
00:04:13Please wear them so as to differentiate yourselves from the staff
00:04:19Um, Flopsy, is it?
00:04:21Um, why, um, why does my sash say this?
00:04:27My reputation as a maid of honour
00:04:30A role I take extremely seriously
00:04:32Is immaculate
00:04:33I am in constant demand
00:04:35And this is my brother's wedding
00:04:37My favourite brother, the only brother that isn't balding
00:04:39And as, from what I understand
00:04:41You have a bit of a reputation as somewhat of a loose cannon
00:04:45I think this would be a better fit
00:04:49Off you, Bob
00:04:51Now, I have written down your bridesmaid's tasks
00:04:55In extremely simple terms
00:04:58So, I am assuming there are no questions
00:05:02I left Simone lying face down in an antique chamber pot
00:05:05So I ought to...
00:05:06Uh, what does train the swans mean?
00:05:08Is assist Jessie Ware slowing for something?
00:05:10I have not heard a thing from the fourth bridesmaid
00:05:12Has anyone had contact with her?
00:05:14She's ignored all communications
00:05:18Uh, no, no
00:05:20She... she won't be coming
00:05:28And if I see anyone vaping
00:05:30They will be fined
00:05:36I cannot wait for my bridesmaid years to be over
00:05:40What was Aldi Pippa Middleton saying to you?
00:05:42Nothing
00:05:43It's grand
00:05:43Anyways, we only have to see with her for one day
00:05:45The moment has done worse for us
00:05:47Like when she sucked off storms in his weird old rudies to get us back staying
00:05:49Oh, exactly
00:05:50Well, strapping fuckers because things are about to get worse
00:05:52Worse than unpaid labour
00:05:53Do you remember Simone's ex?
00:05:54Jack
00:05:56Jack Pearl
00:05:56One who couldn't stop telling us that he once played pool with Amy Winehouse
00:05:59Oh, he was awful
00:06:01He used to sniff out a guitar at a house party like an indie bloodhound
00:06:04Yeah, where he threatened to turn up and ruin the wedding
00:06:06Oh, for fuck's sake
00:06:07Hot girls are meant to marry Rich, is there right?
00:06:09He wouldn't really turn up here
00:06:10Simone seems to think he might
00:06:11He has previous
00:06:12After she got engaged, she tried to break into her house
00:06:15It is wild that we just let straight men run loose
00:06:17Yeah
00:06:18So we need to keep an eye out
00:06:20For what?
00:06:20A trilby?
00:06:21The opening corridor can't stand me now?
00:06:23I've got popstar to wrangle
00:06:25Yeah, well I've got gargoyle's wax
00:06:29No one said this right on shit was easy
00:06:31I've got gargoyle's wax
00:06:57I'll do it
00:07:06Oh, my God. Sorry. I just, it suckered onto me and I could feel it's like monster tongue.
00:07:11There I was, thinking I'd given you the simplest tasks there were.
00:07:16I could do it. I just, once I get these gloves on, I will be de-leaching at speeds never
00:07:21seen before.
00:07:22See that you are.
00:07:22And, if I do everything on my list, which I will, could I have a normal bridesmaid?
00:07:34Perhaps.
00:07:38Oh, sorry.
00:07:50Oh.
00:08:06I'm sure I saw someone in the penis room.
00:08:08When I look at her, there's nothing there.
00:08:12What happened to you?
00:08:14The salons have a very aggressive communication style.
00:08:16We're working through it.
00:08:17I take the salons over Jessie Ware any day.
00:08:19She is insane.
00:08:20I found her in the kitchen, necking, cooking sherry.
00:08:23And when I tried to grab it off there, she called me a slur.
00:08:25She called you a little bitch.
00:08:26And I consider that a slur.
00:08:27What's with the meat, huh?
00:08:29Oh, I was just, I'm feeding the altar boys.
00:08:31Listen.
00:08:32I have a weird feeling that someone is like, here.
00:08:36Watching us.
00:08:37Yes!
00:08:39It meant me more like, a pearl has entered the oyster.
00:08:45Jack, a pearl.
00:08:46So we should split off.
00:08:47Just write from everybody else now, are we?
00:08:50No, no.
00:08:51No, don't worry.
00:08:51I put all the meat in the boys.
00:08:54I meant, um...
00:08:55I need you to put your bridesmaid's dresses on and meet me in the main hall as quickly as possible.
00:09:00If you can manage that.
00:09:03Yes.
00:09:06Off you go.
00:09:09God, who pissed on her, Arga?
00:09:10Just do what she says.
00:09:12I'll be going to hunt for Jack for later.
00:09:14If she's dressed as a sheer or something, I am going to shank Simone.
00:09:17I'll be box-standard, pastel-sat-and-bay.
00:09:19Don't worry.
00:09:24Ryan, your tabard is unacceptable.
00:09:26Okay, well, um, first off, what the fuck is a tabard?
00:09:30So we're actually wearing these.
00:09:33World War I nurses' uniforms.
00:09:35Is that a problem?
00:09:36God, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:38I love war.
00:09:39Yeah, it just seems like a weird tradition, even by the aristocracy standards.
00:09:44Sister Peggy Beale saved my grandfather's life off the Battle of Cambrai.
00:09:52Trampled by a horse, poor fellow.
00:09:55Crushed his skull to smithereens.
00:09:58Somehow he pulled through.
00:10:00A thanks to Sister Peggy, who tended to him day and night.
00:10:05Upon his return home, he did two things.
00:10:11First, he vowed to honour Sister Peggy at every family wedding from that day forth.
00:10:22First, and the second thing.
00:10:24He stabbed every horse in the stable to death.
00:10:26Well, wow, wow, what an honour to represent the British army in this way.
00:10:38I mean, I'm Irish, of course, but you can't help but respect the empire to ignore like 90% of
00:10:46the history
00:10:46and focus on things like the tea and the fun uniforms and what.
00:11:09Good nurse, what would grandfather say about you?
00:11:13OK, Uncle Albert, let's get you back to the rest of the family.
00:11:17We've actually been looking for a few hours.
00:11:24Eddie.
00:11:27Are you wearing a bindi?
00:11:29I had no idea you were coming.
00:11:31Yeah, it was kind of a last-minute decision.
00:11:33Huh.
00:11:35OK, um, hug me then, bitch.
00:11:42Oh, I had no idea.
00:11:44Why would you?
00:11:45Where the fuck have you been?
00:11:47California, mostly.
00:11:48Oh.
00:11:49So somewhere that definitely does have Wi-Fi then?
00:11:51Turns out there's more to life than social media.
00:11:58I'd love it if we could talk.
00:12:01One-on-one.
00:12:02That's kind of why I came.
00:12:03Oh, I mean, yeah, yeah, of course.
00:12:06Right.
00:12:07Now that our fourth bridesmaid has finally arrived,
00:12:10Eddie, is it?
00:12:12I'm putting you in charge of making sure the chapel is ready to go.
00:12:15The rest of you back to your time.
00:12:16Oh, actually, Flopsy, I've done all mine.
00:12:20You've moistened the taxidermy?
00:12:22You've cut the Nazis out of the portraits?
00:12:24Yeah, yeah, that one took a while, but, um...
00:12:27Oh.
00:12:28I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised.
00:12:31So?
00:12:33The sash.
00:12:35Oh, yes.
00:12:37This is for you.
00:12:39It's from Simone, hence the quality of the fabric.
00:12:42No, no, no, I'm...
00:12:43It's too close.
00:12:44Sorry.
00:12:46Um...
00:12:47You said if I...
00:12:49If I finish all my tasks, I could have a normal sash.
00:12:53Oh.
00:12:55I'm not sure that's quite what I said.
00:12:58Why don't we see how you do during the ceremony?
00:13:00If we can avoid any big scenes, then we'll see...
00:13:03Flopsy, we need you.
00:13:04The flowers are pink.
00:13:06The flowers are what?
00:13:08If that florist thinks she'll work in Surrey again,
00:13:10she has another thing coming.
00:13:11First the ribbon debacle, and now this.
00:13:13Oh, please.
00:13:14Next one's in.
00:13:21So, could you show me to this chapel?
00:13:39It's nice.
00:13:42Well, it's haunted.
00:13:46But, like, according to Ryan.
00:13:48Ryan thinks the Dolphin McDonald's is haunted.
00:13:53So?
00:13:56How have you been?
00:13:58I'm sorry, I haven't reached out.
00:14:01I needed time to think about everything,
00:14:06but also about us.
00:14:12Look, this might be hard to hear, but...
00:14:16Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:14:19Look.
00:14:21What's my name here?
00:14:22Right now?
00:14:24We need to attack the man that's behind those flowers.
00:14:40I am a weapon!
00:14:41Oh, God.
00:14:42Not Jack Pearl.
00:14:44That's plastic, by the way.
00:14:46I am here to object to this wedding like it's Shrek.
00:14:49Oh, you are not the Shrek.
00:14:50You are the...
00:14:51Fuck what?
00:14:52Are you seriously going to ruin Simone's wedding
00:14:54just because she wants me the poor choice to go out with you?
00:14:57Go out with me?
00:14:58We're married!
00:15:00Yeah.
00:15:01Didn't know that part, did you?
00:15:02Got married in Vegas.
00:15:03Simone thought it didn't count
00:15:05because she was wearing a bikini at the time,
00:15:06but it did.
00:15:07So I'm here as a lawfully wedded husband
00:15:09to stand up against bigamy.
00:15:12Ow!
00:15:12Get off!
00:15:13Don't touch me!
00:15:14I've got the law on myself!
00:15:16Have you always been nuns, you two?
00:15:17Shut up!
00:15:18Could you not have just sent her a text?
00:15:20She blocked me.
00:15:21Can you believe that?
00:15:23Like, we was partners.
00:15:25Yeah?
00:15:25And now, it's like,
00:15:26we're strangers.
00:15:28You know?
00:15:29I know.
00:15:31It's hard to
00:15:33be the one that's still in love.
00:15:36Yuck.
00:15:37I don't love her.
00:15:37I just want a hundred grand to stay quiet.
00:15:39Oh, you are such a fucking fuckwine!
00:15:42What was that?
00:15:43Swan whip!
00:15:44Guys, kick off us in 20.
00:15:45We need to get them out of here.
00:15:46Anya,
00:15:47I assume you brought the birds?
00:15:48They've accepted me as their leader.
00:15:50Good.
00:15:51I think they might be able to help.
00:15:56You can't do this to me!
00:15:57My cousin knows Rob Winder!
00:15:59Now what?
00:16:00We can't leave him up here on his own.
00:16:01Help!
00:16:02Help me!
00:16:03I've been kidnapped by riches!
00:16:12Oh, God.
00:16:14Flopsy's asking where we are.
00:16:15Um,
00:16:16just in the attic,
00:16:17babe.
00:16:17No!
00:16:18Why would you tell her that?
00:16:19Do not say that.
00:16:20Zoda did.
00:16:20My thumbs have millennial smartphone muscle memory.
00:16:23Oh, God.
00:16:24She can hear them only.
00:16:25Okay, okay.
00:16:26Just, um,
00:16:26just let me think.
00:16:27She's coming up, babe.
00:16:27Oh, she can't.
00:16:28Stop her.
00:16:29Oh, my God.
00:16:29How?
00:16:30Sit down.
00:16:30I'm just giving birth.
00:16:31There's no baby.
00:16:32Hang on.
00:16:32I can try, I've got a girlfriend.
00:16:34Tell her, it's me.
00:16:37The noises tell her I've had, like, an episode.
00:16:39No.
00:16:40I mean, I can stay up here with Jack so we can't escape.
00:16:42The rest of you can go be bridesmaids.
00:16:43No, Megs.
00:16:44If someone needs to stay, I'll do it.
00:16:46Straight wedding is a boring as fuck anyway.
00:16:47No.
00:16:48It has to be me.
00:16:49Flopsy won't believe it's anyone else.
00:16:50It's her only choice.
00:16:52Just go!
00:16:55The bells.
00:16:57The bells!
00:17:00The bells!
00:17:01No!
00:17:03No!
00:17:04No!
00:17:08No!
00:17:15No!
00:17:23Oh, my God.
00:17:47You're too small to subdue him.
00:17:51I've never had any complaints.
00:18:05So, do you want to have that talk?
00:18:10Not now.
00:18:12Let's just watch the wedding.
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00:22:39repository. So like a stone tampon? Sorry, it does sound a bit medieval.
00:22:56Yeah, I guess it does. But it has helped a lot of women. I actually did a series of
00:23:03videos on the Vagina Earth Connection. Oh, okay, you're a filmmaker. No, no, God.
00:23:09No, I don't even own the television. No, I'm a lightworker, but I primarily produce content
00:23:15for social media. I just found that that's the best way to reach people and connect with
00:23:19souls all around the world. Is that Eddie fucking Rushton? Oh my God, Whitney!
00:23:28Oh, a non-progression wainer. Oh my God, buy one, get one. Where the piss have you two been?
00:23:34I've been haggless at Superstore for months. Hi, I'm Whitney. Congratulations.
00:23:39Sorry, Whit, this is Tony. Tony and Guy, drag queen to both the stars and the gutter.
00:23:45How are you, babe? I heard you got mercury poisoning. Did you eat too much tuna?
00:23:49No, not mercury, not lithium poisoning. You ate batteries?
00:23:53What have you been up to? Down the drag mines, as ever. I actually had this last-minute gig
00:23:57coming for tonight. I'd usually tell them to fuck off. You don't say no to Barbie and Skipper,
00:24:02do you? Wait, what did you just say? Barbie and Skipper?
00:24:05Oh my God. What?
00:24:07I have a secret show at Peg. It's going to be epic.
00:24:11Barbie and Skipper, like the dolls? They're drag queens, but like so much more.
00:24:15Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've got a podcast and books. And YouTube series that we used to watch on repeat.
00:24:18Oh, no, I still do. I still do. We always said if they ever came to London,
00:24:20but they never have because Skipper hates the accent. Oh my God, please, get the stickers.
00:24:24Please, we have wanted to stop for years. Babe, do you have any idea how many fit men
00:24:28I have in my DMs right now asking me the same thing? No offence, but I'm not going to pick
00:24:32the straight girls.
00:24:33Straight-ish. Come on, Tony, we'll do anything. I never made you settle your wet mouth tab.
00:24:37Hmm. Okay, look, I need this wig. My friend Cher has been styling for me,
00:24:43but she's being a bitch and refusing to give me it. We can get your wig. We can.
00:24:51Oh, sorry. I just totally disrupted your flow. What a loser.
00:24:57Oh, I'm sorry. We're, um, we're being a bit, it's just, this is kind of a dream of mine,
00:25:04an old dream, but... But we have to honour our old dreams to make space for new ones.
00:25:10That's beautiful, that. I know we had other plans today,
00:25:13and I was going to start looking for a job. No, listen, the only plan that matters is the universe's.
00:25:20I said that's the address. All right. Watch out, though. Cher can be how you say a cunt.
00:25:29I'll need it by eight. If you're not there, I'll fish you down.
00:25:33Good luck with ours. You'll have to uncreemate them first. Oh, is, is, is your dad? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:40He passed when I was 12. It's actually how we first connected.
00:25:47Oh, that's so lovely. What, are you sure we can't just get the tube?
00:25:53This place is in, like, zone 10. I didn't even know it existed.
00:25:56Uber, then. You said it would be 80 quid. That's mad.
00:25:58We'll keep the spare car key in this stupid key safe for us. We don't even need to knock on
00:26:02the door.
00:26:02Well, you don't want to give him a heads up. It's just in case he thinks it's been stolen.
00:26:06Like, like, stolen by a stranger rather than a close friend. He won't care.
00:26:21So, you are a lightworker. I am. Which is what? Sorry, I don't know. Oh, yeah.
00:26:28It basically means that I have been put on this earth to spread light and eradicate darkness.
00:26:34Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. Like Batman.
00:26:37No. No. He's changed the code. Shit. I thought this was a slam dunk.
00:26:42Okay. Uh, well, this is how Patrick Swayze does it in Dirty Dancing, so we're just gonna...
00:26:47Mr. Here. Yes. Okay.
00:26:51Oh. I'm okay. It's just...
00:26:54Where... Oh. Okay. All right.
00:26:59Um, just, like, shield your eyes and I'll...
00:27:02What are you doing?
00:27:04Hey, violence is never the answer, Maggie.
00:27:06No, it's not violence if it's against your car, is it? It's just like...
00:27:10Oh! I didn't even smash anything!
00:27:12Excuse me. I'm afraid I have a weapon.
00:27:19I would love it if that could stop!
00:27:21Oh! Sorry!
00:27:24Oh.
00:27:26You're...
00:27:27You're back?
00:27:28Only just yesterday, actually.
00:27:30But I've been emailing you for a year.
00:27:32No. I'm off-grid. Out of the Matrix.
00:27:35You don't have a phone?
00:27:36No.
00:27:37Oh, well, I thought it was very, um, Amish chic of you.
00:27:41It's not Amish to disengage from something that's literally killing people.
00:27:44Phones are killing people.
00:27:45They're worse for you than smoking.
00:27:48Hi, I'm Whitney.
00:27:49And you...
00:27:51Must be Will.
00:27:53Sorry, just back to the phone thing again.
00:27:55You have a phone.
00:27:57To serve my higher purpose of spreading light via social media.
00:28:00Otherwise, you know, I would throw this thing into the ocean. Trust me.
00:28:05Sorry, were you breaking into my car?
00:28:08Can we borrow it? Just for the afternoon?
00:28:25I'd love it if we could talk.
00:28:27Maybe when you, uh, pick out the car.
00:28:28Yes.
00:28:40So we all hate Will now, then?
00:28:42I don't hate anybody.
00:28:43Hate is a poison.
00:28:45The friction between the old and the new can often feel uncomfortable.
00:28:48Well, then, maybe the new should smooth itself out a bit.
00:28:51Celebrity or Jehovah's?
00:28:53What?
00:28:53Because I've already had two Jehovah's up here this week.
00:28:56And I'm not being funny or not, but I don't think I'm for you.
00:28:58No, no, no, we're afraid of Tony's.
00:29:00Tony and I, we came here to get her wig.
00:29:04Maybe she's coming down.
00:29:07Uh, Cher, sorry, we're actually in a bit of a hurry, so if you could just...
00:29:10If you think it can intimidate me, you're fucking wrong.
00:29:14I've got a taser in here that because it's 3D printed, I don't know how to use it.
00:29:19Stop destroying hairpins and just give us the wig.
00:29:22Did Tony tell you she's been shagging me stepdad?
00:29:24She's torn my family apart.
00:29:26Me mother's had to go impatient.
00:29:29That's almost impossible to defend.
00:29:31Maybe if I try and talk to her one-on-one, I'd...
00:29:33All right, I'd be happy to try.
00:29:35Um, no offense, Whitney, but I think you might be a bit too...
00:29:38American for someone like Cher.
00:29:40Whitney should go.
00:29:41She's always so calm in the face of chaos.
00:29:43Okay, well, we should probably throw a hairdryer at you, but...
00:29:45Cher, my name's Whitney, and I'm a lightworker specializing in interpersonal relationships.
00:29:52May I come in?
00:29:59What's that?
00:30:07So, uh, you were saying earlier you were looking for a job.
00:30:09What about your, um, wet mouth money?
00:30:11I can't live off that forever.
00:30:13Besides, I need to save that for...
00:30:14Hmm.
00:30:16I need to save that money.
00:30:19And is Whitney looking for a job, or...
00:30:21Does she make money off TikTok, or...
00:30:23I knew you'd take her.
00:30:24No, I just...
00:30:25Look, I know she's kooky and different to you,
00:30:28and she might use words that you think are stupid,
00:30:30but Whitney has helped me so much.
00:30:33When we met, I, uh...
00:30:37I was in a really dark place.
00:30:40I was sat on a beach in Malibu, and I...
00:30:48I'm lucky to have found her.
00:30:50We've basically spent every day together since.
00:30:53Well, then, I'm excited to get to know her better.
00:30:57Hold on.
00:30:59She's boxing up the wig for us.
00:31:01Oh, amazing.
00:31:02So, once we're back at the apartment,
00:31:03I just need to start the staging process straight away.
00:31:06Thanks, Cher.
00:31:07And sorry about your mum.
00:31:09Whitney's right.
00:31:10I need to let it go.
00:31:12Wow.
00:31:12And Whitney, you are just...
00:31:14so...
00:31:15impressive.
00:31:16Personally, if Tony had called me a cunt,
00:31:18I would struggle to get past that,
00:31:19but with the power of light,
00:31:20I guess anything is possible, so...
00:31:23What?
00:31:23Oh, I'm...
00:31:24I'm so sorry, did Whitney not say...
00:31:26Would I?
00:31:27That stepped out chagging rat
00:31:29at the cunt to call me a cunt, Cher.
00:31:32Remember the grounding exercise I taught you?
00:31:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:36We don't need to be...
00:31:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:40Cher, please.
00:31:40That's not hygienic.
00:31:41No, no, let's...
00:31:42Okay, put the lighter down.
00:31:43Cher.
00:31:44Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:31:46Cher.
00:31:47Oh, God.
00:31:48No.
00:31:48Oh, God.
00:31:49Have some of that.
00:31:50Oh.
00:31:53Oh.
00:32:04Crazy, did that.
00:32:11I'm so sorry, you guys.
00:32:15I just assumed Whitney
00:32:17to share the full truth, so...
00:32:21I'm such an idiot.
00:32:22So, no Barbie and Skipper?
00:32:25Oh.
00:32:26No, no, no, no.
00:32:27I'll get us in.
00:32:29How?
00:32:30Those stickers are like gold dust.
00:32:31It's prints at the roundhouse all over again.
00:32:34Yeah, well, I have many options, but, um...
00:32:39First, I should probably just call my agent.
00:32:41Vanessa.
00:32:42You still with her?
00:32:43Oh, right.
00:32:44Yeah, after that dinner party, yeah.
00:32:46Eddie told me all about it.
00:32:49Yeah, no, things are great.
00:32:51Well, there's actually...
00:32:51My new play has been shortlisted for an award, so...
00:32:54Really?
00:32:54Like a big one?
00:32:56Yeah, I'm like the biggest.
00:32:58Actually, I've never even longlisted before, so...
00:33:02Congratulations.
00:33:03Thanks.
00:33:05I have to let you just...
00:33:10Hello?
00:33:11Maggie.
00:33:13I'm sorry, but this graveyard has terrible reception.
00:33:15Vanessa, hi.
00:33:16Um, I'm just wondering if you could help me out.
00:33:18I'm trying to get tickets to this thing tonight.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:21Yeah, um, it's a drag show.
00:33:23So, and, um...
00:33:27I don't know if you know anyone who works in that area, or...
00:33:33Sorry, Maggie, I couldn't hear you.
00:33:34There are people nearby grieving loudly.
00:33:36Did you say a drag show?
00:33:38Like a gay thing?
00:33:39Yes, very gay.
00:33:41Rupert could probably help.
00:33:42Rupert.
00:33:43Rupert Everett.
00:33:44He's an old friend.
00:33:45He'll be at the Mandalay Club from 6 if you want to go and ask him.
00:33:49He doesn't take calls.
00:33:50Yeah, yeah, I know it well.
00:33:51I'd come with you, but Hilary Mantle snuck a clause into her contract that I had to polish her gravestone
00:33:56once a month after her death.
00:33:58I'll send you the address.
00:33:59Oh, well, thank you so much, Vanessa.
00:34:04Done and done.
00:34:06We just need to go and schmooze Rupert Everett, and we'll be all gravy.
00:34:09Rupert Everett?
00:34:10Cool.
00:34:11That is cool.
00:34:13We can go get changed at Mind, and then head over to the Mandalay Club.
00:34:16Oh, we actually should go back to our apartment, because we kind of need to get settled and, like, freshen
00:34:23up.
00:34:23That's true.
00:34:24But we could meet you at this peg place later.
00:34:29Right, Mae?
00:34:30You don't need us, do you?
00:34:32Of course.
00:34:33I'll handle Rupert.
00:34:38Oh, sorry.
00:34:39Right.
00:34:42Guess who back in the house?
00:34:44Heels quick clacking about.
00:34:45Find fresh remnants down to 11 under mines.
00:34:48Oh, heavenly gentlemen, sweat this down.
00:34:49Cross the board, no doubt.
00:34:50Body like, wow.
00:34:51So you're about to get into this drought.
00:34:53Teddy's so beautiful, and this should be Jezebel should be criminal.
00:34:56Don't pay sense for a bitch.
00:34:57Give me this shit now.
00:34:58Right to the side.
00:34:59Oh, well, hi.
00:35:00I'm, um, I'm Maggie Donovan.
00:35:02Now get your camera phone, because in a minute I'm about to be on it.
00:35:06If I'm black, go, uh-oh, shit, but I'm scared.
00:35:09Well, that's the brand.
00:35:10I'm fast.
00:35:10Put your price, she's a big shot, cross me, squirt.
00:35:12Kick, kick, run, over, over.
00:35:14Oh, um, okay, thanks.
00:35:16I am all set.
00:35:18Ah, that'll be Maggie.
00:35:19Thank goodness you're here.
00:35:21Oh, here I am.
00:35:22Darling, Dave arrived.
00:35:24Ah, you must be Maggie.
00:35:28Uh, you know, when Vanessa said she was sending you over, I thought, finally, somebody cares
00:35:36about me.
00:35:40Now, you're a little bit, uh, little, though.
00:35:45We'll need to get a French maid's uniform altered.
00:35:47Don't start with that.
00:35:48I would exqueeze me, darling, for trying to inject some glamour into the proceedings.
00:35:53Darling, behave.
00:35:54This is your third assistant this month.
00:35:56What?
00:35:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry.
00:35:58No, no, no, I'm, I'm, I'm actually a playwright.
00:36:00Oh, yes, darling, that's what they all say.
00:36:02The last one didn't like the costume either.
00:36:03You know, you just can't get the star.
00:36:07No, no, seriously, no, I'm just here to see if you can help me to get tickets for this
00:36:12thing tonight.
00:36:15You know, it's a teensy little bit early to be asking for favours, darling, and I admire
00:36:21your spunk.
00:36:22Oh.
00:36:22Come on, let's go and get a martini.
00:36:26No, I'm not a bad boss, Mandy.
00:36:30Despite what the various court filings may say,
00:36:33I'm simply a world-renowned actor
00:36:36with a taste for the finer things in life.
00:36:38Is that a crime?
00:36:46Now, I do ask that my silk items
00:36:49be hand-washed by you in front of me.
00:36:52I love to watch.
00:36:54Look, I am not actually your...
00:36:57Average.
00:36:58Assistant, no, I am so much more.
00:37:00Ah, you're a perineal masseuse.
00:37:03Sure, but I'm also just really on top of your schedule.
00:37:07In fact, you happen to have an appearance at Peg tonight,
00:37:09so we better get going.
00:37:11An appearance? At Peg? What's Peg?
00:37:14Oh, it's a really cool gay club.
00:37:16You will be introducing two drag queens at their show.
00:37:18Why the tit would I be doing that?
00:37:19I don't do appearances. I'm Rupert fucking Everett, darling.
00:37:22The fee is astronomical.
00:37:29Why didn't you say so before?
00:37:30Oh, wow.
00:37:31Oh!
00:37:32He's fine.
00:37:34We're good.
00:37:35Oh, see?
00:37:44Just...
00:37:44Okay!
00:37:45Good night, Rubio, the window.
00:37:49Bricks.
00:37:50Yes.
00:37:50Rubio, let's go.
00:37:53We are here!
00:37:54Oh, my God, bitch!
00:37:56Hi!
00:37:59Hey!
00:38:00Wonderful.
00:38:00Is this your deal, darling?
00:38:03Do you have any Adderall?
00:38:05He's kidding!
00:38:06He's kidding, I think.
00:38:07We should just cut him.
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:09There you are.
00:38:10Cutting it a bit fine, babe.
00:38:11Where's the wig?
00:38:14Well, hello.
00:38:15Hello.
00:38:16Sorry, Tony.
00:38:16She wouldn't give a toast.
00:38:17She was just being very difficult.
00:38:19That little bitch.
00:38:20I'm sorry.
00:38:21I had to escort Rupert inside.
00:38:22He can't be out here with the cramps.
00:38:24The fucking neck of you, Chef Raya!
00:38:27Should I wait?
00:38:28It'll be fine.
00:38:28Hi!
00:38:29We just have a VIP with us, if we could just...
00:38:31Name?
00:38:32So, we are not on the list,
00:38:33but I just know that Barbie and Skipper
00:38:35would want a gay icon of this caliber in the audience, so...
00:38:37Will somebody please give me a fucking upper?
00:38:40Are you joking?
00:38:42It really isn't, but please just be cool.
00:38:43What have I told you about coming back here?
00:38:46Daddy needs his upper, you.
00:38:47Get him out of here before I call the police.
00:38:49Please, Snow, I think you are mistaken.
00:38:51This man's been terrorizing us for years.
00:38:53He's the reason that Stabber's got complex PTSD.
00:38:56You're in violation of about ten restraining orders,
00:38:58you utter fuckhead.
00:39:00Code Dharma.
00:39:01I repeat, Code Dharma at the front door.
00:39:04Code Dharma?
00:39:05Oh, my God.
00:39:05You set my fucking wig on fire!
00:39:08Yeah, and I'll do it again,
00:39:09because no one calls shit.
00:39:11Now you're the punch and gets away with it.
00:39:14What'd you tell them that, you villain?
00:39:16This is why everybody hates straight.
00:39:19People!
00:39:20Straight-ish!
00:39:21She's not coming in.
00:39:22No shit.
00:39:23Fuck off, babes.
00:39:24And stay fucked off!
00:39:25How old is this?
00:39:27Hey, for out here, darling.
00:39:29Get to the back of the house.
00:39:31Brian?
00:39:32Oh, my God!
00:39:33Brian!
00:39:34Oh, my God, you have to help us get in.
00:39:35We were...
00:39:41We are too old for this, Maggie.
00:39:44Today was insane, but this is not who I am anymore.
00:39:48I promise I have changed.
00:39:50You will see.
00:39:50I will show you.
00:39:53I think I can hope.
00:39:57What?
00:39:58Well, I didn't want to say anything,
00:40:00but I thought, you know, maybe we need a plan C.
00:40:05So I reached out to my online community,
00:40:08and the universe provided me with a DM
00:40:11from a guy whose mom owns this whole club.
00:40:15Look, there is no way that is some weirdo
00:40:16in his basement looking for attention.
00:40:18No, I think that's him now.
00:40:19It is!
00:40:21It is!
00:40:23It is!
00:40:24Oh, you!
00:40:26You!
00:40:27You!
00:40:28It's really you!
00:40:30I've been looking for you everywhere.
00:40:32I mean, not physically, but on Instagram.
00:40:34Oh, my God.
00:40:36This is me.
00:40:37Wait.
00:40:38You know each other?
00:40:41I saw something like this in your soul contract, remember?
00:40:45A cherished old friend would return to your life.
00:40:49Yeah, I had no idea it would be Crent.
00:40:52Listen, can you start Monday?
00:40:54What?
00:40:54Oh, my God.
00:40:55Look at me getting ahead of myself.
00:40:57I'm just so excited about this.
00:40:58Good luck.
00:40:59It's for your day.
00:41:00It is.
00:41:01It is.
00:41:02I love that.
00:41:04I love you.
00:41:05Oh, sorry.
00:41:06You just did a bump.
00:41:07Anyway, Mommy just bought Walthamstow
00:41:09and gave me a building,
00:41:10so I'm opening a bar,
00:41:12and you get to manage it.
00:41:13Eddie!
00:41:15Oh, my God, yes.
00:41:16Sorry.
00:41:18Finding Eddie a job was our next stop.
00:41:20Oh, amazing.
00:41:22Let's go inside and talk business.
00:41:25Eddie.
00:41:26But this is such a blessing from the universe.
00:41:34Okay.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:36Yeah, sure.
00:41:38I knew you'd say yes.
00:41:39Okay, come with me.
00:41:40Oh, hey, guys.
00:41:41This is Eddie, my working-class friend.
00:41:44Come on.
00:41:45Come on.
00:41:46You two mad.
00:42:04Hey, Maggie.
00:42:05Hey, Maggie.
00:42:10Sorry.
00:42:10It's, uh...
00:42:11Is this in Will, is it?
00:42:12I blocked you years ago.
00:42:13Oh, well, I got a new number.
00:42:15Look, don't hang up.
00:42:16It's about Whitney.
00:42:18What about her?
00:42:19Eddie sent me a few texts
00:42:20when she first got to L.A.
00:42:22and then went completely AWOL.
00:42:24Not a peep since then,
00:42:25and now she reappears
00:42:27with this spiritual guru-slash-influencer.
00:42:31Something feels off.
00:42:33Okay, well, you're a nerd.
00:42:36Do some research.
00:42:38Dig up some dirt.
00:42:38Or something.
00:42:39I can do that.
00:42:40Piss off, princess.
00:42:42We're having a party.
00:42:48Suit yourself, solitaze.
00:42:59Meet.
00:43:00I'm giving you murder.
00:43:00I don't need to.
00:43:09I don't need to.
00:43:19I know.
00:43:20I don't need to handleδΈθ₯Ώ.
00:43:43Hey, sorry, I'm just mid-spin.
00:43:44Oh, Maggie, I don't like you using that thing.
00:43:47That's what killed Mr. Big.
00:43:48Yeah, good point. I'll call the other day.
00:43:52So, how are things with Eddie?
00:43:55Is she enjoying her new job?
00:43:57Do you think I made the bar too low?
00:44:01I assumed I'd be incredible at interior design
00:44:03because of my breeding.
00:44:05It's actually kind of hard.
00:44:08Eddie!
00:44:09Yes, Grant?
00:44:10Time Out magazine is coming tonight
00:44:11and it's like you don't even care
00:44:12if they think my bar is enchanting.
00:44:14Look, I know this might come as a surprise to you.
00:44:17I've got other more important things
00:44:18to be directing my mental energy to right now.
00:44:20Like what?
00:44:21Like my own inner peace
00:44:23and how to protect it
00:44:24when different energies come into my soul space.
00:44:26And can old energies merge with new energies
00:44:28or should I just...
00:44:29I went to a bar in Milan
00:44:30where none of the staff wore shoes.
00:44:32Maybe that's the answer.
00:44:35Well, I think she's loving it.
00:44:37Yeah, I haven't actually seen her since the drag show
00:44:39but I've just...
00:44:40I've just been really busy with my Depop.
00:44:44I found a lot of old Jane Norman tops
00:44:47and the kids are going well for them, so...
00:44:49But you'll see her soon, yeah?
00:44:50Oh, sure.
00:44:51Yeah, I just...
00:44:53I just want to let her settle in.
00:44:54I just don't seem like a crazy stalker.
00:45:01You know, Krent,
00:45:02Whitney always says that listening
00:45:04is more powerful than talking.
00:45:05Is that aimed at me?
00:45:07I'm a fantastic listener.
00:45:09Look!
00:45:16Fine.
00:45:19Whitney thinks I should cut out...
00:45:23meat.
00:45:25And I get it
00:45:26because meat does kind of cause chaos.
00:45:29But I think I'll really, really miss it.
00:45:36You can still talk.
00:45:38Oh, okay.
00:45:40Well, um...
00:45:41I mean, did Whitney ever give meat a chance?
00:45:43Like, did she ever have a Nando's?
00:45:46Uh...
00:45:47Because chicken is not really meat, right?
00:45:49A bird is more of a plant than an animal.
00:45:53So I think if you have as much meat as you can
00:45:55while Whitney's away
00:45:56and then if it shuffles your chakras,
00:45:58you know you have to give it up for good.
00:46:01Right, listening time's over.
00:46:03Are you sure you have to take the rest of the day off?
00:46:05Very sure.
00:46:07But from anything else,
00:46:08it's basic employment law.
00:46:09Yes, but this is my chance to show mother
00:46:11that I have what it takes to be a nightlife tycoon
00:46:14slash corporate landlord.
00:46:15I've managed to set this place up
00:46:17so it actually functions.
00:46:18Which is all you need to be mentioned
00:46:20in a listicle about hinged eight venues.
00:46:22Yes, I know, but...
00:46:23And also, isn't the journalist
00:46:25literally your brother's mate?
00:46:26You of all people should know
00:46:27how nepotism works.
00:46:28Yes, but I want a big, splashy rave.
00:46:31You think I'll get a big, splashy rave?
00:46:33I'm not sure what they'd rave about.
00:46:35This place lacks any real identity.
00:46:39What do you mean?
00:46:40I mean, it's called Lodge by Kay.
00:46:41Who?
00:46:42But there is nothing lodgy about it.
00:46:50Can I borrow your phone?
00:46:53Just make sure you put yourself first.
00:46:56I know it is very important to you,
00:46:58but you've come a long way in the last year
00:46:59and I don't want you to get you.
00:47:07How dare you hang up on you?
00:47:09I didn't hang up on you, Mum.
00:47:10The conversation was over.
00:47:14Look, I need a shower.
00:47:15Eddie invited me over.
00:47:19I don't know.
00:47:19I'm going to take some disgusting hippie warehouse
00:47:21full of mice and rats and shit.
00:47:23Yeah.
00:47:24A friend of Whitney's lent us the place.
00:47:26He's doing a walk across India
00:47:28to raise awareness for people who raise awareness.
00:47:30So you're not paying anything?
00:47:31I don't know.
00:47:32Whitney looks after our finances.
00:47:34Oh.
00:47:35Speaking of my girl,
00:47:37Whitney, where's she at?
00:47:38She's so excited to get to know her better.
00:47:41She's out of town.
00:47:42She'll be back tomorrow.
00:47:42What?
00:47:43Oh, that is such a shame.
00:47:45It is, yeah.
00:47:47Just because Thursday's my soul reset day,
00:47:49which Whitney usually supports me through.
00:47:51But I thought maybe you could help instead.
00:47:57Oh.
00:47:57Okay, sure.
00:47:58Yeah.
00:47:59I mean, I've never done a soul recycling before,
00:48:03but I...
00:48:04Maggie, this is my spiritual practice.
00:48:05Don't take the piss.
00:48:07No, no, no.
00:48:07I'm not.
00:48:07I'm really not.
00:48:09Okay.
00:48:10I was going to start with a cleansing sound bath.
00:48:12Amazing.
00:48:12I would love to bathe sound.
00:48:14I really...
00:48:15If you're tired, it won't work.
00:48:17You have to focus.
00:48:18No.
00:48:19No, no, I'm not.
00:48:19That was just, like, nervous excitement.
00:48:22Like, I think, like, when a dog yawns.
00:48:25But I really want to know more about it.
00:48:27Like, everything you've learned from Whitney,
00:48:30because it's obviously helped you a lot,
00:48:32and I think that's really great.
00:48:35Okay, because I need this after a week of full-time Krent.
00:48:38Oh, right.
00:48:39Krent is your boss now.
00:48:40In name only.
00:48:41He knows who's really in charge.
00:48:42He does whatever I say.
00:48:49I've got a shitload of logs here
00:48:51for a Krentifer the Goldman Sachs.
00:48:56Okay.
00:48:58Sorry.
00:49:04Let your eyelids slide generously closed
00:49:08over your eyeballs
00:49:10and wait for the sound I make
00:49:13to start moving through your root chakra.
00:49:23Is it, like, one of those sounds
00:49:24that only animals can hear?
00:49:25I'm just warming it up, okay?
00:49:32Can I try?
00:49:42Oh, my God.
00:49:45Is this the thing I'm good at?
00:49:47Oh, wow, Legs.
00:49:48Whitney always says the ball responds best
00:49:50to those with true inner serenity.
00:49:53I do feel super serene.
00:49:56Almost overwhelmingly so.
00:49:58It's almost like I've been...
00:50:03It's almost like I've been...
00:50:09You're so soothing.
00:50:12Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:50:14Wow, Maggie.
00:50:15Are you chanting?
00:50:17Yeah, I thought I learned it in primary school.
00:50:19It's really common in Ireland.
00:50:21I'm money, I'm money, I'm bongo...
00:50:30Salamando...
00:50:31Ah, Jesus, what was that?
00:50:33It was a landline, Maggie.
00:50:35Oh, okay.
00:50:40Hello?
00:50:43Wait, Mia, slow down.
00:50:45Jesus!
00:50:46Okay, I'm on my way, just...
00:50:48Stay calm.
00:50:49It's calm.
00:50:50I'm calm.
00:50:54Grant's done something even dumber
00:50:55than I thought him capable of.
00:50:57I have to go down there.
00:50:58Oh, no.
00:50:59Oh, I totally understand.
00:51:01We can just hang out another time.
00:51:03Actually, could you come with me?
00:51:05I really need to stay grounded.
00:51:07It would be great if you could be my...
00:51:09soul anchor,
00:51:10seeing as you're just so mellow today.
00:51:12Absolutely.
00:51:17Oh, it's too hot.
00:51:20Okay, guys,
00:51:21the log piles still just look like log piles.
00:51:24Pooey!
00:51:25You've ruined the surprise.
00:51:27Oh, my God.
00:51:28You filled the bar with tiny saunas.
00:51:31Okay, I'm just...
00:51:33I'm just...
00:51:34Take a deep breath
00:51:35and think of...
00:51:37Bedtime.
00:51:39Crent, can you please explain yourself
00:51:41in the least infuriating way possible?
00:51:43When you're a business owner,
00:51:45you have to take risks and be bold.
00:51:47That's according to Jamie Lang's podcast.
00:51:48So I thought,
00:51:49how can I ensure that we get a rave review?
00:51:51Stay home.
00:51:52And then it came to me.
00:51:54Lodge by Kay.
00:51:55Lodge.
00:51:56Ski lodge.
00:51:57Alpine luxury.
00:51:59And what do you think
00:52:00when you think Alpine luxury?
00:52:03Saunas.
00:52:04So you get a drink
00:52:05and maybe some olives
00:52:06and then you take those olives
00:52:07into the little hot cup.
00:52:09Isn't that so cheap?
00:52:10Right.
00:52:10First things first.
00:52:13Hey, what are you doing?
00:52:14Let's turn off all my saunas.
00:52:15Well, that's very much the idea.
00:52:18Well, you just leave
00:52:19and pretend we never saw this.
00:52:21Get rid of the saunas.
00:52:22My saunas?
00:52:23No.
00:52:24This bar cannot house five saunas.
00:52:26The heat will get us shut down.
00:52:27Get rid of them.
00:52:28But I love them.
00:52:29Get rid of the saunas
00:52:30or I quit.
00:52:35I'm sorry for the everything.
00:52:38It will all get sorted.
00:52:40Just please don't leave.
00:52:41John, are you happy?
00:52:43They're coming to take them away tomorrow.
00:52:45Tomorrow?
00:52:45So after timeout comes,
00:52:48call your mate
00:52:49and tell him to come another night.
00:52:50Oh, they're not coming.
00:52:51They text Elliot to say
00:52:52they can't make it.
00:52:53They're sending someone new.
00:52:55A man called TJ.
00:52:57According to his Instagram,
00:52:59he loves social housing
00:53:01and hates the elite,
00:53:02whoever they are.
00:53:03Maybe a band?
00:53:04Thank you, Krent.
00:53:05That will be all.
00:53:09Okay.
00:53:10Come on, let me just...
00:53:14Oh, why is this still so hot?
00:53:16Apparently they take hours to cool down.
00:53:18Between that and the fact
00:53:19that this place now
00:53:19has the carbon footprint of an airport,
00:53:21he has really out-krented himself.
00:53:22We need to shift these saunas.
00:53:24What happened to the mans with vans?
00:53:26They used to be everywhere.
00:53:27Oh.
00:53:28Maybe I can find one on Tinder.
00:53:30I just...
00:53:31Are you okay?
00:53:33Yeah.
00:53:34Totally.
00:53:34I think, um...
00:53:35I think the sound bath
00:53:36just really, like, relax.
00:53:37My muscles, you know.
00:53:38Oh, maybe Jay knows someone.
00:53:40Survivalists have vans, right?
00:53:42Yeah, you have to take this.
00:53:44Aw, thanks, Max.
00:53:46You're really helping me out today.
00:53:49Maybe I can't handle a week
00:53:50without Whitney.
00:54:03I found something.
00:54:04I've been deep in the way-back machine all day.
00:54:07And boy, my wrists are tired.
00:54:09How did you know I was here?
00:54:14Did I post this?
00:54:15Yeah.
00:54:16What the fuck?
00:54:19Stressy bestie.
00:54:20So, Whitney,
00:54:21she hasn't always been this hippie guru.
00:54:23No, this is her.
00:54:24Literally three years ago,
00:54:26she was a slime influencer.
00:54:27And she...
00:54:28God, it's hot in here.
00:54:31She's got an internet history
00:54:32as long as my extendable duster.
00:54:33I mean, we need to tell Eddie
00:54:35what we found here.
00:54:36Right.
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:38Um, not, not, not today.
00:54:40Um, today, I am an anchor.
00:54:42But she needs to know
00:54:44who she's going into business with.
00:54:45I'm worried that Eddie
00:54:46has given Whitney money.
00:54:48We need to sit her down right now.
00:54:49Do you still know that drug dealer
00:54:51with the stolen lorry?
00:54:52Um, get in here.
00:54:53What?
00:54:53She'll be with you shortly.
00:54:55Just come.
00:54:57Was his name Chins?
00:54:58He only sold Xanax and Poppers.
00:55:00I think Chins found God's.
00:55:02Hey!
00:55:04Let's get some music on in here.
00:55:05Come on, let's pump up the jam.
00:55:07Come on.
00:55:08Let's dance.
00:55:12Woo!
00:55:17Maggie?
00:55:25Maggie?
00:55:28Sorry.
00:55:29Sorry, I was just checking the floor.
00:55:31Um, for heat damage.
00:55:33But, um, none of this, um,
00:55:36none of this is on fire.
00:55:38So.
00:55:39Can someone help?
00:55:40There are two more of these
00:55:42in the Addy Lee.
00:55:42Well, what's in there?
00:55:43Ice.
00:55:44I got loads of ice.
00:55:46I thought we could make ice sculptures.
00:55:48I mean, how hard could it be?
00:55:49Edward Scissorhands did it
00:55:50and he was literally part scissor.
00:55:52But it's boiling hot in here.
00:55:54So we get air corn.
00:55:55I mean, fuck the planet, right?
00:55:56No, but Crane,
00:55:56the heat coming off of these things
00:55:58will melt.
00:55:58I am...
00:55:59Oh, I know I forgot something.
00:56:01What are you doing here?
00:56:03She.
00:56:04She brought me here
00:56:05and then she locked me in there.
00:56:07He, he is lying.
00:56:09He begged me to get in there.
00:56:11Please don't make me go
00:56:12in the hot place again, mummy.
00:56:13He was being crazy
00:56:14and I knew that you wanted to be a calm,
00:56:17woo-woo, hippie lady.
00:56:19This is my healing journey.
00:56:21No, I didn't mean that...
00:56:22I knew you were full of shit.
00:56:23No, Eddie, I would never...
00:56:24Two days about Whitney
00:56:25and this is what happened.
00:56:26Just get out.
00:56:28Both of you,
00:56:28get the fuck out of my bar.
00:56:32Get the fuck out of Crane's bar.
00:56:43So, what do we do now?
00:56:47I cannot believe
00:56:48it wasn't the fact
00:56:48that I'm sedated
00:56:49that fucked things up.
00:56:51It was just you.
00:56:52I have a fire in my mouth.
00:56:53It's burning me.
00:56:56Everyone keeps asking me
00:56:58what to do.
00:57:00It's like,
00:57:01how should I know?
00:57:03You know,
00:57:03just because I'm the owner of the bar
00:57:05and the only person
00:57:07who stands to benefit financially
00:57:08from its success,
00:57:09I should know what I'm doing.
00:57:11This affair...
00:57:12Hey,
00:57:13before I lost my vision,
00:57:15I remember thinking
00:57:15that the sauna was really nice.
00:57:17The seat was comfortable
00:57:18and I love the man
00:57:20in the red cloak
00:57:20who showed me
00:57:21the passage to Hades.
00:57:22Thanks, Matt.
00:57:23Maggie, you're a good friend.
00:57:25You're trying.
00:57:27What else can you do?
00:57:30Oh, okay.
00:57:32If no one minds,
00:57:33I'm going to take myself
00:57:33to the nearest hospital.
00:57:37Listen,
00:57:38we can turn
00:57:39the stupid fucking saunas
00:57:40into little private rooms
00:57:41and just pretend it's all on purpose.
00:57:43If we can make the whole place
00:57:44look like a proper sleep...
00:57:44Friends!
00:57:47We're going to go back in there
00:57:48and we're going to turn
00:57:49your stupid mistake
00:57:50into a beautiful triumph.
00:57:51Ready?
00:57:52What are you doing?
00:57:55Is that some kind of street code?
00:57:57Carp!
00:57:58Ah!
00:58:11What are you doing?
00:58:14What are you doing?
00:58:15Are you doing?
00:58:16What are you doing?
00:58:27What can we do?
00:58:28Handle that, get on that bar
00:58:30I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding
00:58:33I got it out, I got it
00:58:36Listen, it looks worse than it is
00:58:57Anyone who's ever had their period in a white tankini
00:59:00Knows how to clean up a bloodstain, so
00:59:07Oh, dope, you came
00:59:09I'll step on your mullet, it looks not enough
00:59:11I saved you a CD, Coswell's master
00:59:19This is impressive
00:59:21God
00:59:24Seriously
00:59:27It actually looks so good
00:59:32Eddie, OMG
00:59:34The last 90 minutes have literally been the hardest of my life
00:59:37I had to learn things and then answer questions
00:59:39And then Maggie hurt her
00:59:41Her pride
00:59:43By admitting she wasn't so great
00:59:45With a power tool
00:59:47Right, Krens?
00:59:48It was so funny
00:59:52We did so many laughs
00:59:55I really thought I'd come back to somehow even more chaos
00:59:59But he
01:00:01He fixed it
01:00:04Thank you
01:00:05Eddie
01:00:06The time out man is going to be here any minute
01:00:08My cellar pets look fresh
01:00:10Get
01:00:10Get Eddie a jumper
01:00:12And I'm just going to pee
01:00:13I'm just going to be here any minute
01:00:14I'm just going to be here any minute
01:00:26I'm just going to be here any minute
01:00:38I'm just going to be here any minute
01:00:41I'm just going to be here any minute
01:00:43I'm just going to be here any minute
01:00:43I don't know what I say
01:00:48I should cry in that dream
01:00:52I don't know what I do
01:00:54I don't know what I do
01:00:57I don't know what I do
01:00:58I don't know what I do
01:01:00I don't know what I do
01:01:00I don't know what I do
01:01:04Do you think he likes my tree?
01:01:08I think I should talk to him
01:01:10You have to trust me on this one
01:01:12That man will not like you
01:01:15Boyler?
01:01:16Just down there, bro
01:01:19What? I don't have a coat switch
01:01:21No, no, no
01:01:23No, no, no
01:01:25I didn't touch her, I swear
01:01:26Oh God, they're gonna find a text I sent to my ex-girlfriend
01:01:29Maggie! Maggie!
01:01:31It's okay, don't panic
01:01:32I think I can get Elton to sing Candle at her fume
01:01:34No, this can't be
01:01:35You can't do this to me
01:01:36Maggie!
01:01:39Oh, Mummy, turn off the big lie
01:01:52And that is as far as we've got
01:01:57We're still workshopping it
01:01:59Obviously, but I think it's gonna be ready for the public pretty soon
01:02:03What?
01:02:04Our Scandi Noir murder mystery immersive experience is literally the theme of the part
01:02:12Did you guys not warn him?
01:02:15We thought it would be fun if he felt real fear
01:02:19Oh, they forgot to give you your detective costume
01:02:21You're a detective?
01:02:22No, he's still in character
01:02:23Eddie, why are you?
01:02:24And he'll give away the ending if we let him
01:02:27This is his baby, he loved the killing
01:02:30Yo, I've been to more escape rooms and punch drunk shows than I'd like to admit
01:02:34But this
01:02:35This was legit
01:02:37Yeah, I fucking love it
01:02:40You do?
01:02:41Yeah
01:02:42The cozy winter shit?
01:02:43That was boring
01:02:44But the horribly realistic dead body
01:02:46Yeah
01:02:47That was fucking cool
01:02:49Still feel kinda sick
01:02:50But time out will love this
01:02:53When's it launch?
01:02:55Let's let Maggie clean up
01:02:56And Kren will tell you all about it
01:02:58Yeah, okay
01:03:00Okay
01:03:01I can't actually tell you much because I don't really understand that myself
01:03:09Kren's giving us a massive casting budget
01:03:11Where do you find actors?
01:03:12Dumbtree?
01:03:13Leave it with me
01:03:20Genuinely, thanks for today
01:03:22Oiled Will aside, you're a great soul anchor
01:03:29I thought you wouldn't be able to accept me
01:03:32As I am
01:03:34Now
01:03:35What?
01:03:36I'd accept you even if you were a Disney adult
01:03:40Thanks
01:03:43Whitney was concerned that your chaos would bring me down again
01:03:47Like it did last year
01:03:48But you've changed
01:03:50I can really see that
01:03:53Will on the other hand
01:03:54Wait, what did Will do?
01:03:56He basically declared his love for me
01:03:58After the abortion
01:03:59Whitney helped me see how toxic that was
01:04:02She's helped me so much
01:04:06It's like
01:04:07Before I met her
01:04:10I'd been holding my breath
01:04:15Like, since Dad died
01:04:17And now
01:04:20I'm breathing again
01:04:28I wanted to learn from Whitney
01:04:31Really
01:04:32Maybe she could help with my scalp thing
01:04:37Me and Whitney are moving to Devon
01:04:39Me and Whitney are moving to Devon
01:04:39We're starting an intentional community down there
01:04:42That's where she's been this week
01:04:46Wow
01:04:50Well, um
01:04:52I've always wanted to spend more time on trains
01:04:54So, they'll make it work
01:04:58Maybe tomorrow we can have a real day off together
01:04:59Eddie?
01:05:01I tried calling you
01:05:02Are you okay?
01:05:03Hi
01:05:04How about Curly?
01:05:06Maggie's here
01:05:07She really helped me
01:05:09There was this whole crint-related emergency
01:05:12Hey, wouldn't it?
01:05:14Maggie really wants to learn from you, Wit
01:05:16She responded so well to your techniques today
01:05:19If that's okay with you
01:05:21Of course
01:05:24Anyone with an honest heart is
01:05:27A welcome in my world
01:05:30You look stunning
01:05:31Do you have a facial or something?
01:05:33I wasn't on vacation, Eddie
01:05:36I was securing our future
01:05:37Of course
01:05:38I'm so sorry
01:05:40You worked so hard for us
01:05:44I guess the
01:05:46Ocean just did wonders for my inner light
01:05:49Yeah
01:05:50Well, that light
01:05:53Certainly is
01:05:55blindingly white
01:05:57Yeah
01:05:58Yeah
01:05:59Yeah
01:06:00Yeah
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