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00:08I was saving it for you.
00:10Oh.
00:11You know, we really should have taken a holiday like this a long time ago.
00:14Yeah.
00:15Well, this is the best you've ever looked.
00:17I gave you a little BBL.
00:18I like my mermaids with some whale tail.
00:20What the hell is going on here?
00:23I said to bag the sand, not playing it like children.
00:26These are just the leftovers, okay?
00:28We ran out of sandbags.
00:28After filling up every single one, by the way, which felt like overkill.
00:32It's not overkill, okay?
00:33There's a biblical storm coming.
00:35A once-in-a-lifetime storm, supposedly.
00:37Like a great man once said,
00:39one day a rain may come and wash all the scum from these streets.
00:43Did you just call Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver a great man?
00:46Travis was a Vietnam veteran,
00:47and he knew the value of firearms and physical fitness.
00:53Storm's coming.
00:54Get back to work, Papadakis.
00:56I prefer Murmadakis.
00:57I'm not about to call you Murm...
01:00Stop looking at me.
01:22Hey, the NATO base in Mons has flooded because of the storm,
01:27and I told General Martin that she and her troops can come here and we will put them up.
01:30Oh, your old hottie slumber party.
01:33It's not a real slumber party, and I don't care if their hotties are busted.
01:36Thank you, Conway.
01:37Oh, you got it.
01:38What's happening?
01:39The colonel and I have been doing a generational cultural exchange.
01:41I taught him busted, and he taught me about something called Credence Clearwater Revival.
01:45Very good, Conway.
01:46Yeah.
01:47The troops are on their way.
01:48I want you guys to be aware of the fact you're going to have to share quarters, okay?
01:51And Sergeant Conway is in charge of the accommodation, so she will assign everybody.
01:55Does General Martin have any special requests?
01:56I think General Martin is all set.
01:59Okay.
01:59Sorry.
02:00Well, I don't know what's going on here.
02:02Sounds like your Canadian girlfriend's trying to move in with you.
02:05No.
02:06Yeah.
02:06That's not what I said.
02:07That's how it starts.
02:08Come over.
02:08I got central AC.
02:10Next thing you know, you're signing the name to the lease.
02:12I don't know what you're talking about.
02:14Trust me.
02:14Sooner or later, General Martin's going to be wearing her night guard to bed and letting
02:18her panties dry in the shower.
02:19That's not going to be happening, okay?
02:22I just hope that you're ready to give up your side of the bed.
02:25My side of the bed is the whole bed, okay?
02:28There's no two sides.
02:29It's my side.
02:30Got it.
02:30And all the nuts.
02:31Interesting fact.
02:31Interesting.
02:32That's a point of view, sir.
02:33I'm your superior officer.
02:35We are, my guy.
02:35You're not allowed to mock me.
02:47Hi.
02:48Hi.
02:53Um, you know, things have been so busy since yesterday when we, uh, kissed.
02:59That kiss was amazing.
03:00It was?
03:01It was something out of a movie.
03:01Yeah, okay, yeah.
03:03It's the best kiss of my life, so.
03:04Yeah, me too.
03:05But we also thought, like, maybe you were going to die.
03:07Yeah, I might die, but.
03:07So.
03:08I guess there's only one way to find out.
03:11Yeah.
03:16Hmm.
03:18Um.
03:20That wasn't quite.
03:21As good.
03:22Yes, I remembered it.
03:24Yeah.
03:25It's me.
03:25It's me.
03:26Okay, you know how, like, some people find sneaking around really, like, sexy?
03:28Yeah.
03:29Yeah, well, you know what I found really sexy?
03:30What?
03:30Following the rules.
03:31Okay.
03:32And I think that's what's happening here.
03:34I understand.
03:35Okay.
03:35Yeah.
03:36But we want to do this.
03:37But we want to do this.
03:37Okay.
03:37We got to do this.
03:38Yeah.
03:39We'll just, um.
03:40Work our way up to it.
03:41Work our way up to it.
03:43Hmm.
03:44Come on in.
03:45Everything is normal in here.
03:46The door is not closed for any reason at all.
03:47We are good here.
03:48How are you?
03:56Okay, I'm not going to say it's a good thing that there's a flood, because thoughts and
03:59prayers to the tulip farmers, obviously, but it's not a bad thing that I'm going to
04:03get more face time with General Martin.
04:05No.
04:06I hope she's not thinking that this is going to be some kind of a step for the relationship,
04:10you know, like step forward, because I'm not really, I don't want to take a step in
04:13any direction.
04:14Yeah, you've got to accept that it's a step.
04:16Really?
04:16Yeah.
04:16Because our relationship is, like, so sexy and fun.
04:18Those are the two things we're built on, and scotch and innuendo.
04:23Four things.
04:23Those are, like, that's our foundation.
04:25It's just, like, drinking and messing around, you know what I mean?
04:28Like, I don't think even with an act of God that that would change.
04:32Have you ever considered that maybe God wants you two to be together?
04:37Okay, you know I have Catholic stuff.
04:39That's creepy for you to use that against me.
04:41Just bring him into my temporary office.
04:44We made it.
04:45Now, get me out of these damp clothes and pour me a scotch.
04:48Hurry.
04:51See?
04:52Sexy and fun.
04:53Okay.
04:54You know, sometimes you just forget that you're my dad.
04:56Yeah, who's Catholic now?
05:04Captain, since I'm still aidless, I was hoping you could step into the role while I'm on base.
05:09Yes, ma'am.
05:11Man, I am not hating this flood.
05:13But thoughts and prayers to the tulip farmers.
05:16I hate tulips.
05:17Captain, I just saw a soldier in pajamas.
05:20I told them pajama night can never happen.
05:23What's next?
05:23Charades and s'mores?
05:25Snack time, everyone.
05:27Some welcoming snacks for a lovely guest.
05:29We got chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers.
05:31But I wasn't sure, do you put ranch dressing on this or not?
05:34I can never really get when you guys like ranch dressing on food and when you don't.
05:42So I guess we proved you can put maple syrup on anything pretty much, right?
05:47Having a Canadian roommate isn't so bad, is it?
05:52Oh.
05:53Sorry, I thought we were calling it.
05:54We can call it.
05:55Okay.
05:56Yeah, let's call it.
05:57Okay.
05:57If I don't use this thing, I gnaw through my own jaw.
05:59Yeah, yeah.
06:00Got it.
06:01Not a problem.
06:03I mean, you got to do what you...
06:18It's Saturday.
06:19What do you want to do today?
06:21Saturdays, I have to sharpen my hunting knives, and it takes a long time.
06:26I've got to be really super focused, so I have to be kind of by myself.
06:28But what are you going to do?
06:29I was going to watch some human cockfighting.
06:32You're okay.
06:33You what?
06:35Human cockfighting.
06:36Where?
06:40Oh, wow.
06:41This is a fun Saturday.
06:43What do you think we were going to do together?
06:44Go to Ikea?
06:48Oh, man.
06:51Do we have any, like, softer one of these weapons?
06:53I just, I was led to believe that this wouldn't hurt in any way.
06:57And, like, I guess we're just missing nap time.
07:00How did that rather-zoftig fellow get into the army?
07:03Oh, well, Corporal Papadakis has many extraordinary talents.
07:08And hand-on-hand combat is not one of them.
07:13But at least he's getting his nap time.
07:15Bye.
07:1750-year-old if you don't hit me, yeah?
07:19Yeah.
07:19Fine.
07:20100-year-old.
07:21It's so great having real soldiers on the base, you know what I mean?
07:24It's just, ah, I haven't seen one pair of open-toe shoes.
07:27But our guys are getting pummeled.
07:29Okay, we got ourselves a negotiator.
07:31Fake Louis Vuitton luggage set.
07:33Oh, my God.
07:34You have interesting friends.
07:36Well, they have unconventional skills.
07:39What about you?
07:41Are you interesting?
07:43Oh, I'm uninteresting.
07:45Good.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Because after the debacle with my last aid, smoking something called Afghani trainwreck,
07:50I need somebody totally by the book.
07:52You got it.
07:53Oh, wow.
07:54By the book.
07:57Oh!
07:58Oh!
07:59Fine!
08:00Real Louis Vuitton luggage set, but that's my final offer.
08:04So, was it good for you?
08:05Listen, all joking aside, was it true what you said about that private's mom?
08:09Oh.
08:09He sure cried like it was true.
08:11He did.
08:13I sure got hit in the head a lot.
08:16Yeah.
08:17But you always got right back up.
08:19I sure got hit in the head a lot.
08:23Is he going to be okay?
08:24I don't know.
08:26General Martin said we can't go to the medic unless we want to be diagnosed as weak.
08:29Your dad with General Martin equals disaster.
08:32Okay.
08:33Look, it's only for a few more days, so, I don't know, try to make friends tonight.
08:37Don't have sex with them.
08:38Or do.
08:39I don't know.
08:39I'm not your mom.
08:40What?
08:42So, uh, do you guys do that stick fighty thing every day?
08:47No.
08:48Some days it's paintball.
08:50General Martin designed her own guns.
08:52They are very powerful.
08:54Looks like it.
08:56Oh, we have got to get our hands on those paintball guns.
08:59I sure got hit in the head.
09:01A lot.
09:21We need to stay tall.
09:31We need to steal those paintball guns before tomorrow.
09:33Because unless General Martin made those paintball guns shoot mimosas,
09:36I am not letting that demon do it on my Sunday, too.
09:38Because General Martin's idea of fun is torture.
09:45Oh, I didn't find guns, but I think I might have found something else.
09:51Great.
09:52All I found were these candy jawbreakers.
09:54Papa Douglas, this is not candy.
09:56Those are paintballs.
10:03Hey.
10:04Hey.
10:04What's going on?
10:05Nothing.
10:05I was just watching a YouTube compilation with Martin of old people falling down.
10:10And when they fall in water, we drink.
10:12So, pretty drunk.
10:13I'm going to grab some scotch.
10:15Wait, are the old people hurt?
10:16Not the ones who fall in the water, you know, as long as they can swim, which a lot of
10:20them can't.
10:20But anyways, I realized something.
10:22It's pretty cool, man.
10:23I'm liking having her around.
10:25It turns out when you like somebody the way I like her, and you take that little step, it can
10:29be a good thing.
10:30And I came to that conclusion on my own.
10:33Well, I didn't need therapy like that family court judge said I did, right?
10:36Yeah, I guess, uh, sometimes you've got to take a risk.
10:41Unless you're an old person on an escalator.
10:43Yeah, you just want to take the stairs?
10:45Huh.
10:46Okay.
10:47How are you doing?
10:47Thanks for asking.
10:48Yeah, actually, you know when you have these things swirling up?
10:51Yeah, I got them.
10:52She's waiting on me.
10:52Oh, yeah, yeah.
10:53No, no, no.
10:53Yeah, yeah.
10:54You got to get back to watching old people.
10:55All right, pal.
10:55All right.
10:56See ya.
10:56No problem.
10:56Okay.
10:57If you get bored, you can come over and watch.
10:58I'm not going to do that.
11:02The key to disciplining soldiers isn't the yelling.
11:05It's the silence between the yelling.
11:07Huh.
11:07Because I just do the opposite.
11:09I just, like, I rant for, like, a solid block, like, six, seven minutes, and then I throw something.
11:13Ooh, what's your favorite thing to throw?
11:14Like a chair, you know, like, Bobby Knight style, you know?
11:18It really gets their attention.
11:19This is interesting, though, comparing notes.
11:21I like this.
11:22It's hard to be mean in a vacuum.
11:24Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:26Who the hell is that?
11:28What is it?
11:29What, what, what?
11:30Hey.
11:32Where's Janelle Martin?
11:33Who is it?
11:35Um, it's a personal friend seeking guidance over, I got my girlfriend pregnant, and she's
11:42in love with her best friend, and they're going to raise a kid together.
11:44I, I got it, hon.
11:46Listen, I found blueprints of the base in General Martin's office.
11:50I also hate paint.
11:51So, what's the deal?
11:53Maybe, maybe she was going to get a friend for me, like, as a gift or something.
11:56These are the exact blueprints that Gideon was tricked into stealing.
11:59We never found out who was behind that.
12:00Maybe it was Martin.
12:02There's also plans for a remodel of the base.
12:07Yeah, I think I know this.
12:08Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:09So, what do we get?
12:10What are you saying?
12:10It's women tearing down women time, isn't it?
12:13Did you guys learn nothing from that human resources video I had you watch with the
12:16animated bears?
12:17Because it was all about that kind of stuff.
12:18So, your girlfriend is not being straight with you.
12:20You go on sex flight.
12:21She is your girlfriend.
12:22No, she is.
12:23You know what?
12:24Look at the bright side.
12:25You know, two moms means less responsibility for you, Papa Doc.
12:28You know what?
12:29We'll talk about it more tomorrow.
12:30Get out.
12:30I was making that up.
12:31Get out.
12:31I was making that up.
12:32You got to be listening.
12:43Hey.
12:43Hey.
12:47Okay, wait, wait.
12:48We got to talk.
12:48No, no.
12:49We're talking.
12:50No more talking.
12:50Okay.
12:55Hey.
12:56What do you think?
12:57Do you think we should remodel a T-fac?
13:01No, I think it's fine.
13:04Yeah.
13:05Me too.
13:06I mean, the only way a remodel would make sense is if you were going to double the number
13:09of troops.
13:10Then you'd bash out the back wall.
13:11You'd switch out the round tables for bench seating and expand the kitchen.
13:15But that's just off the top of my head.
13:17Right.
13:19How's the book?
13:20It's good.
13:22Just getting to the section on Pearl Harbor.
13:26Politics aside, you got to respect a surprise attack.
13:30Yeah.
13:32You've got me in my office on a Sunday.
13:34It better be World War III.
13:36I think if it was World War III, sir, you'd already be in your bunker.
13:39Is General Martin taking over my base?
13:41What?
13:42No.
13:42No, no, no, no, no.
13:42The U.S. Army is giving it away.
13:44You're just giving bases away now?
13:46What are you?
13:46That's nuts.
13:47No wonder you've never seen combat.
13:48When the fighting starts, I guess you just, what, surrender?
13:50NATO has made a massive weapons deal with the Army.
13:53And General Martin wants a, you know, a training base in the region.
13:57So since Baumholder is a base of value, I convinced our superiors to throw in Strupdorf.
14:02You know, like free perfume with purchase.
14:05You know, your whole obsession with humiliating me is now reaching a really creepy, fetishy area.
14:11I'm not the one who invited your girlfriend to move in.
14:14That you did on your own.
14:17And now she is your boss.
14:22Oh, see, I wanted to capture that exact moment so that it'll pop up on my screensaver from time to
14:26time.
14:27Of course, because you need something to replace the pictures of all the kids you never see anymore.
14:31Oh, well, look who's talking.
14:32You know what, sir?
14:33I'm not going to let you get away with this.
14:34Too late.
14:35The wheels are already turning.
14:37Oh, and if you try to block it, you will be crushed.
14:40Oh, see, your eyes were closed.
14:43So let's try this again.
14:44How does it feel to be the only American to lose a battle with Canada?
14:49Oh, see, now that, that's a keeper.
14:52You know what, sir?
14:53I should give you a fair warning.
14:54You might want to get that bunker ready.
14:55I'm about to start World War III.
15:00There it is.
15:01Yeah, that, that's what we were looking for.
15:05Yeah.
15:05And I think I know why we found it.
15:08You do?
15:08Mm-hmm.
15:09Because I took a job with General Martin.
15:13She called me and offered me a position as her permanent aide at NATO, which, you know,
15:18comes with a move, but also comes with a promotion to major.
15:25Wow.
15:26Which is not in your chain of command.
15:29Yeah.
15:29And we can do this.
15:34I didn't, uh, realize that when I, uh, submitted my retirement paperwork last night.
15:41What?
15:42Yeah, I, I mean, sometimes you gotta take a risk, right?
15:46I mean, I mean, this is crazy.
15:49Isn't it funny that we, like, gift of the magi at each other?
15:52That is crazy.
15:54We're so on the same page.
15:59Actually, we're not.
16:00We're not.
16:02Well, no.
16:04Look, I, I accepted a new job, like, 30 minutes away.
16:07Uh-huh.
16:07You quit your job.
16:10You gave up your whole career.
16:1120 years of service for a girl you haven't even been on a date with.
16:16Uh, you're welcome.
16:19Okay.
16:20Okay.
16:22Look, I've failed at every relationship that I've ever been in, right?
16:28Uh-huh.
16:28And you, well, you literally just got a divorce.
16:33Probably should have talked about this first.
16:35Yeah, we probably should have, but, I mean, I've been thinking about it, and I've been thinking about us a
16:39lot.
16:40I actually see a future for us, okay?
16:42I see, like, the house, the family wireless plan, kids.
16:45Kids?
16:46Yeah.
16:46Would we talk about that?
16:47Or, or would you surprise me with some?
16:49I'm not gonna surprise you with kids, but that's not how that works, okay?
16:51I have to go.
16:52I do.
16:53I, um, I'm helping General Martin prepper schedule, okay, as soon as I find my bra.
16:57Okay, dude, you don't need to do this, okay?
16:58You don't need to run away.
16:59Don't be like the colonel, okay?
17:00You don't need to avoid emotional conversations.
17:01We can talk through this.
17:03I am nothing like my dad.
17:07Don't do this.
17:07Don't just walk away.
17:08Let's talk about it.
17:09What do you want to talk about, huh?
17:10How to fit my Christmas tree up the chimney?
17:12Huh?
17:12I'm sorry you found out this way.
17:14I wasn't supposed to say anything until it was official.
17:16Oh, really?
17:16I've told you plenty of official secrets, okay?
17:18Like the fact that we have a sound cannon that makes people projectile vomit.
17:21And that was one of the most romantic dates of my whole life.
17:24Look, you have worked so hard making this base a success.
17:26Enjoy the spoils.
17:27NATO taking over can just allow you to transfer to a better base.
17:31You're right.
17:32Oh, my God.
17:32I didn't even think of it that way.
17:33You're doing me a favor.
17:34I should be thanking you.
17:35I'm going to send you some thank you flowers.
17:37Where should I have Sha send them?
17:38Oh, yeah.
17:38Right here.
17:39Because you live here now.
17:40It's not personal, Peter.
17:41Oh, it's very personal, okay?
17:42You Trojan horse me with two of my favorite things.
17:45Sex and human cockfighting.
17:46If you wanted to move in, you should have just asked.
17:49I'm not your enemy.
17:50God, I could be.
17:51God, you are already my enemy.
17:53My God.
17:54You know what?
17:55I'm just going to give you a heads up.
17:56I planted an alarm in here.
17:57It's going to go off very soon.
17:59Loud enough to drive you crazy, but faint enough that when you look for it, that you won't
18:04be able to locate where it actually is.
18:07Oh, yeah, that's going to drive me nuts.
18:10Merry Christmas, Grinch.
18:13Really, this is, all you got is the rosé?
18:15I mean, rosé is more about, like, quantity.
18:17That's why it comes in a box.
18:20I can't believe Martin thought she was doing me a favor.
18:23I can't believe Sean thought he was doing me a favor.
18:25Crazy.
18:26It is insane.
18:27Does it sacrifice everything for our future?
18:30Like they're our saviors or something.
18:32It's crazy behavior.
18:36You don't think there's a chance that we are self-sabotaging Quinn-style so that we
18:41don't get hurt?
18:44No.
18:45No.
18:45It's not us, honey.
18:46It's always them.
18:47It's them.
18:48That's the way they want us to think.
18:49I'm obviously not going to take the job with General Martin after everything that's done.
18:53Have you learned nothing from working with me?
18:56Maybe.
18:56Career goes before family every time.
18:59So you are taking that job.
19:00Okay, number one, you earned it.
19:01Number two, you deserve it.
19:03Thanks, Dad.
19:04Plus, it can't hurt to have a Quinn.
19:05On the inside.
19:06Find out what her next moves are going to be.
19:08And then, you know, frame her for selling military secrets.
19:11Wait, what?
19:12You know, see how you feel.
19:18Company!
19:19Attain!
19:20Hut!
19:21Our training exercise is on hold.
19:24The paintball gear has been stolen.
19:26Don't worry.
19:27I've been eating the evidence.
19:29Why did you just throw my little paintball?
19:30The guns were in my office, and only Stroopstorf's soldiers had access.
19:34Maybe it's a cat burglar situation.
19:35Hmm, interesting theory.
19:36So what I'm going to do is keep my eyes peeled for someone very sexy wearing spandex.
19:40Well, don't look at me.
19:42The only thing I'm guilty of stealing is hearts.
19:44I am in charge of this base now, and I order everyone to be normal!
19:48Yes, ma'am!
19:50We will be normal!
19:52Normal.
19:52We will be normal!
19:53Wow!
19:54We will be normal!
19:55We will be normal!
19:56We will be normal!
19:56We will be normal!
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