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Wonder Man 2026 S01E05 [Full Movie] [Full Episodes]Full EP - Full
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00:06How long have Sarah and I known each other?
00:09Aztec Civilization is a quick read.
00:11It barely touches on Lucantaco Tlalit.
00:13Should we check with a writer just to be safe?
00:15The showrunner just called, and he is cutting your character from the show.
00:19You never let me in, Simon.
00:21Not really.
00:22Trevor Slattery, you're under arrest.
00:24I'm not resisting.
00:25This is Simon Williams.
00:28You're an actor.
00:29Do you think you can get close to him?
00:31I'm auditioning for Wonder Man.
00:33Anyway, nice meeting you.
00:35What we will find when we look at Wonder Man today,
00:38what can he teach us about ourselves?
00:43Simon Williams is super-powered, unstable, and incredibly dangerous.
00:48You know I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:50Why?
00:51Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:53They're calling it the Doorman Clause.
00:55Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
01:04That was Janelle, my agent.
01:06She was trying to get a hold of the both of us.
01:08No one has her info.
01:10We both got callbacks for Wonder Man.
01:12We both got callbacks for Wonder Man.
01:12We got you.
01:35That was Janelle.
01:37We got it.
01:38You
02:00Bloody amazing this town. I bloody love it. I mean look at us
02:03Do you know how many people went out for those roles or wanted to but didn't even get the chance?
02:08Hundreds thousands thousands of people had their hopes into these auditions and somehow you and I made it through the
02:14process
02:14Were whittled down in casting selects seen by producers put on a list then von Kovac saw something promising something
02:21that moved him and there we are
02:24Hey, we're still in the running. It's a bloody miracle. I'm just trying to process it honestly
02:29But don't process it simon enjoy it for heaven's sake
02:32Uh, not yet. I can't no we're good. Come on. We're celebrating. No, you don't understand
02:40What this role means to me. This is it's it's the wall this movie
02:45Everything it's too much if I get this close and I miss
02:52I should be in bed or at the gym or running lines
02:56Simon, we've got no lines to run. You need to relax
03:01Hey, have you tried box breathing what
03:06Breathe in slowly for a count of five
03:11Then hold for five
03:16Then hold for five
03:17And you exhale slowly for five
03:21Then hold for five once again
03:25You don't think about the callback
03:26It's your job as an actor to experience life. This is your life. You've had a victory a moment of
03:32accomplishment. So fill your cup
03:38We did beat out a lot of fools didn't we
03:40That's the spirit
03:46Look at carly you so late. Ah a friend of mine from the pocket dimension I used to live in
03:52You've reached trevor slattery. Please leave a message after the beep. What are you pulling slattery?
04:03You're looking awfully late. Hey deputy secretary. I didn't think anyone was still here. Yeah, just going over numbers
04:10Yet again trying to save what I can. It's nasty business. Yeah
04:16How's your case going? Oh
04:19Good very promising making lots of uh progress. I'm glad to hear that
04:25Always liked you cleary. I'd love to keep you around
04:30All right nice to go you uh heading down
04:34No, I think i'm gonna keep at it
04:38I'm in the home stretch most likely don't want to leave anything up to chance
04:43That's the spirit
04:48Oh another round it's on him much appreciated
04:53Why is he buying his drinks who cares if we left what you want to do we'd be paying our
04:57own bill
05:00Uh to what we owe the pleasure you uh you really don't remember me do you trev
05:08Yeah, we did um an off-broadway play together um hurley burley maybe
05:21Nope
05:22American buffalo
05:25Remember me now no, but I really wish I did
05:30You owe me trev
05:32dozen eight balls
05:34Fifty hits of x two pounds of sativa that's quite a lot now is your order for one saturday night
05:39well on the bright side
05:40I'm sure we're thoroughly enjoyed
05:42Hey
05:44You got some nerve you know that you really think you can treat me like garbage is that it
05:55You skipped town trev you just vanished left me a bunch of supplies out for my blood because I trusted
06:03you
06:05Can we talk about this?
06:08Hold on
06:36I really didn't want to do that
06:38i'm really glad you did though come on man you know how dangerous it is for me to do that
06:45in
06:45public i know i know i'm sorry the good news is no one saw a thing bollocks
06:55you think he saw i don't know he's wearing a camera maybe just got here i don't think so
06:59well he's not doing anything hello uh these blokes seem injured any idea what happened
07:10i think he saw it of course he did
07:16where the hell he go are you gonna use super speed or what i'm gonna use my car trevor
07:21does that mean you do or do not have super speed let's go
07:28why is the source traffic it's a friday night probably the hollywood bowl it's too late for
07:34the bowl it's usually the bowl i remember seeing share there once breathtaking shaka khan now there's
07:40a woman trevor would you please focus
07:44why is there for me to focus on i'm sitting in the passenger seat i don't know just look around
07:49or something please you gotta be here somewhere
07:55she's persistent what my friend she doesn't realize i'm a little busy at the moment looking
08:01around out the window there he is well you know looking around works whoa whoa there's traffic here
08:10for continue
08:14you can't get out of the way get out of the way we're on the sidewalk get out of the
08:22way get out of the way
08:24oh
08:26simon shut up shut up don't say no okay
08:30we lost him
08:33oh my goodness what what what what is janelle just emailed us besides for the callback what
08:39what's it still doing up this scene's intense that scene's intense yeah no trevor please not
08:44now it's a wonder man barnaby scene not now barnaby betrays wonder what
08:54let me see that but barnaby's his only friend yeah no look at this barnaby he found my prize
09:06wonder man i just pray you never have to learn yours i think it's going to be quite moving
09:15if that footage gets out i won't even be acting in a dog food commercial where the hell is this
09:20guy
09:21is that him
09:26what is he doing looks like he wants us to chase him
09:34don't let me hold you back
09:59he just disappeared
10:14this is nifty we should remember this for another time
10:18yeah i'll put it on our list
10:20spend it
10:21you two have a reservation
10:23uh no we don't have a reservation but we're meeting a friend
10:29okay
10:31interesting
10:33he knows we're not going to make a scene in public
10:36aren't we
10:37no we're not
10:42how's it going guys
10:45so
10:47you may have seen something back there in the alley look a little odd under a certain light
10:51no nothing looked odd from where i was standing it was pretty clear but also i have all the footage
10:57on gopro
11:00okay understood uh where's the gopro it's stashed away somewhere safe he's hustling us
11:06i saw this guy's a little hustler i know what you're capable of and i get that you might want
11:11to keep it a secret and that's that's cool with me okay that's cool with me but i might need
11:16a little hand with something
11:17no deal you're clearly untrustworthy it's clearly untrustworthy it's true uh what if we decide not to help
11:24oh then the footage automatically gets uploaded to youtube at 9 a.m can you do that i don't know
11:29well you're the tech wizard you've got all those apps on your phone no it's not the same thing
11:33true it sounds possible yeah it's possible trust me we've already established that no one can trust you
11:44what do you want
11:47okay so there's this asshole esteban and three weeks ago he stole my motorcycle and it's why i have to
11:54do all of my business on these crappy schools
11:57most likely something illegal i bet knowing this one look for someone like you i this would be a piece
12:02of cake
12:03okay i know where he has the bike basically you just gotta show up
12:07give esteban a scare i get my motorcycle back you can delete the footage easy i don't like it
12:14we don't have a choice
12:17sounds like we got a deal
12:23we'll find esteban
12:43there it is he's probably having a bagging party
12:47bagging party another degenerate in our midst i know you're not talking it's your degenerate past
12:55that got us into this operative word being passed and i'm sorry there's my bike one slap
13:01that's why i'll be shitting his pants and begging me to take the keys trust me okay wait here
13:08we'll handle this
13:14so what's the plan we pretend we're undercover cops we're in the neighborhood on another case meeting with
13:21the ci clock suspicious activity random place on a motorcycle and it came up stone brilliant i love all the
13:27police lingo
13:28law and law and order season 14 can i get a witness directed by don scardino
13:31sam martison has to prove some witnesses to a drug mule murder were bribed
13:35and does he
13:35of course
13:36it's not exactly our situation but
13:38there's plenty to pull from
13:40i still remember most of the dialogue
13:44just to follow my legs
13:45will do
13:55is esteban home
13:56who are you guys
13:57we'll be the ones asking the questions ma'am
13:59holy shit
14:00aren't you the mandarin
14:03yo esteban
14:04the freaking mandarin just showed up
14:06come on in
14:07i think our cover's blown
14:19no
14:20what
14:23it really is the mandarin
14:25bro we used to scare each other in middle school doing mandarin impressions yo
14:29america
14:30this is another lesson
14:34what the hell are you doing here bro
14:37who's your friend
14:39simon
14:39we're industry friends
14:41look
14:41we don't want any trouble
14:43okay
14:43just
14:44give us the motorcycle we won't have to call the cops
14:46come on man
14:48call the cops for what
14:50well a stolen bike
14:51for one
14:52and then uh
14:53this
14:56the candy
14:57well when i eat it cespedine
14:58these are clearly drugs of some kind
15:00possibly laced with angel dust
15:02angel dust
15:03when was the last time you did drugs
15:05bruh
15:05this is homemade candy
15:08chamoy
15:09chamoy
15:10chamoy
15:11that's why everybody needs latin friends bro
15:13look this is tamarindo
15:15fruit pulp
15:16chilis
15:16and tahini mixed in with a bunch of different types of gummies
15:18it's my special recipe
15:19look
15:22try a peach ring
15:27oh my god
15:28that's incredible
15:32sweet
15:32spicy
15:33sour
15:34simon you gotta try one
15:35i feel like stevie nicks having coke
15:37blown up a bunghole
16:07i really just want to get jayden's bike
16:08there's obviously some
16:09you know history here
16:11well yeah we used to be boys
16:13we started this whole chamoy candy operation together
16:16chamoy dudes
16:17shit blew up fast
16:19the minute he got a taste of success
16:20everything changed
16:21suddenly the knights came out
16:22and wants to fight over every little damn thing
16:24we had to go our separate ways
16:25he started his own operation
16:27well it certainly can't compete with these peach rings
16:30just gotta be careful who you partner up with right
16:34he's right
16:35we can learn a lot from this to be
16:38so
16:38do you want to tell jayden the deal's off or shall i
16:42what are you talking about trevor
16:43oh hold on
16:45jayden is here with y'all
16:46yeah he's in the car
16:47no trevor
16:47we have to finish this job
16:49remember
16:49it's important
16:50yeah unfortunately
16:52we've aligned ourselves with the wrong man
16:59what the hell's taking so long
17:05oh shit
17:06hey i
17:08oh shit
17:10where the hell
17:11is trevor slattery
17:19you don't know that
17:20yes i do
17:22clearly esteban's the only man of any principle
17:24amongst the whole lot
17:25oh shit
17:26you know what i just realized
17:28the mandarin
17:30mandarins
17:31diavolo yo
17:32that's right
17:33we can get a video of the mandarin
17:34making a match of mandarin
17:36don't be crazy
17:36come on please
17:37i'm sorry
17:38i couldn't possibly
17:39that role is a source of great pain
17:41for me
17:42trevor slattery
17:43bloody hell
17:44get out here now
17:45i'd rather not
17:46then we'll kill your friend jayden
17:48please do
17:49trevor
17:50he's no friend of mine
17:51oh hell no man
17:52y'all gotta go
17:53i don't need this kind of trouble here
17:54help me trevor
17:55not bloody likely
17:56i won't post the video
17:58shut up
17:59oh
18:01quick question
18:02um
18:02can someone set a gopro
18:05to automatically upload a video to youtube
18:07uh
18:07straight from the camera
18:08uh yeah
18:09without a laptop
18:10without a laptop
18:10no no you have to download the footage first
18:12so whatever's on that camera
18:14is the only copy
18:14yes
18:15i knew it
18:16hey you guys gotta go man
18:17we just need the gopro
18:18the golden
18:18is that right
18:19jayden's been lying to us the whole time
18:22we're gonna count to ten trevor
18:23hey mandarin
18:24you gotta get out of here bro
18:25ten
18:25no no no no
18:27this is not happening
18:29nine
18:29just shove the gopro
18:31through the mail slot jayden
18:33eight
18:36seven
18:37i'm proud of you jayden
18:38please don't let me die
18:40six
18:41that's fine
18:41i'm sorry about some white dudes
18:42okay
18:43i got greedy
18:45five
18:45you did bro
18:46but it's okay i forgive you
18:48four
18:50three
18:50don't let me die today
18:52i don't want anybody to die today
18:54we should go esteban
18:55you can't just leave me
18:57oh shit it's janelle
19:01hands up
19:02janelle
19:02oh my god simon thank god you answered
19:04i'm gonna have to call you back janelle
19:06simon listen to me do not hang up this phone
19:08we're just having a conversation officer
19:10they're drug dealers all of them
19:12we just made candy mrs gonzalez
19:14what the hell is going on over there
19:16yeah it's not a great time
19:18drop the weapon
19:19come on bro
19:22if you do not drop that weapon
19:24listen to me simon
19:25god kolbeck is leaving town tomorrow
19:26the callback has been moved up
19:28what
19:28the callback is happening now
19:29get your ass to god kolbeck's house
19:31as fast as you can
19:32put the gun down
19:34oh shit
19:35we gotta go
19:47we're in the wrong seat
19:49just drive
20:00no
20:04no
20:05no
20:06no
20:06no
20:07no
20:08But I'm too smart for that
20:09Faster than a speeding bullet
20:11Jump buildings in a single bound
20:13Known throughout the country
20:16As the baddest, baddest man around
20:20Oh, I'm Superman
20:24Oh, I'm Superman
20:29Watch out, Filthy Magnasty
20:31He'll try to cross my lines
20:34From Eclipse to Knight to TNG
20:36He'll try to blow my mind
20:37But I'll fight him with my goodness
20:39And I'll fight him with my strength
20:41And if that don't work, my good friend
20:44I'll hit him, hit him
20:46With the kitchen thing, yeah
20:49I'll fall down, Superman
20:53Superman
20:56Oh, yeah
21:18I'm rough, I'm tough, I'm big, baddest, yeah
21:22I'm rough, I'm tough, I'm big, baddest, yeah
21:25I'm rough, I'm tough, I'm big, baddest, yeah
21:29Cause I'm the baddest, baddest, baddest man around
21:35Hey, hey, cause I'm super
21:39Yeah, I'm Superman
21:44I'm gonna talk to people with my ex- journalist
21:48Cause I'm I'm tough, I'm tough, I'm good, baddest man
21:56Even though he is in the club, my cause of my ego
22:08jarsЯ natürlich
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