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00:00You
00:30Oh
01:08Oh
01:32Oh
01:33I know what you're thinking
01:33The pool is a metaphor
01:36But it was also very fucking real
01:38And very fucking cold
01:40I wasn't generally the kind of guy
01:42Who did a lot of introspection
01:43Of course until very recently
01:45I wasn't the kind of guy who woke up on the floor of someone else's house
01:48Covered in a dead guy's blood before falling into the pool
01:50But here we are
01:52And at that moment
01:53I couldn't help but catch a fleeting glimpse
01:55Out of the corner of my eye
01:58Of the swirling hot mess of my life
02:00And wonder how the hell everything could go so wrong
02:03So fast
02:07This is what happens
02:13Boy, come on
02:15Shots, shots, shots
02:16Yeah, bartender
02:18What shots do you want?
02:20What is she drinking?
02:21Let's have some of that
02:22That looks nice
02:24What do you want?
02:27Big fucking promotion
02:28How much did he make?
02:29How much did you make?
02:37Macallan 25
02:39Bartender took me off
02:41It's an expensive drink
02:42I hope I'm worth it
02:43Don't worry
02:44You're buying
02:46Liv Cross
02:47Andrew Cooper
02:48I know
02:48I work at Mike Shepard's group
02:49Oh, I'm sorry
02:50I didn't recognize you
02:52It's fine, Mike doesn't let us go above the seventh floor very often
02:56The Patrick Bateman fanboys over there were getting a little wild
02:59I thought it might be better if I looked occupied
03:01Happy to help
03:02For a minute there, it looked like you were going to come over to me
03:04But I got impatient
03:06Yeah, well, I'm recently single for the first time in quite a while
03:11So I'm afraid I don't have much game
03:12You're saying you have no game, that's your game
03:15It's pretty weak, see what I mean?
03:17You were married?
03:18Yeah, 18 years
03:20That would make you
03:21Far too old for you
03:22I don't really see age that way
03:24That's because you're what, 27?
03:2528
03:26And that's your game
03:28Maybe
03:29Or maybe you've been wrapped up in the conventions of marriage and children
03:33For so long
03:34Living amongst other married people with children
03:37That you haven't considered
03:38That there may be an entire segment of the population
03:40Who make different choices and have different goals
03:44So what are your goals?
03:45Uh, lasting love
03:46Hot, healthy sex
03:48Financial comfort
03:50Peace of mind
03:51Harmony
03:52I think those are everybody's goals
03:53And how many of them have you achieved?
03:55I'm just saying maybe you should rethink the rules a little bit
04:00That could be your father
04:01I have one already
04:03Milt
04:03Good guy and quite a bit older than you
04:06Strangely, feels like a win
04:07Then you need to get out more
04:09I'm out
04:10Right now
04:11No, you're not
04:12Not really, not yet
04:14I'm sorry, do you talk to everybody like this?
04:16You didn't ask me if I've been married
04:17Have you been married?
04:19Yes, two years
04:20Well, you were too young
04:21I was
04:23Also, it turned out he liked fat hookers
04:25Different strokes
04:26The irony is, I was morbidly obese as a teenager
04:28But that was long before he met me
04:31Still, after I happened upon his browsing history
04:33I did wonder if he'd somehow sensed the fat girl in meeting me met
04:36And that's what drew him to me
04:38Trust me, that's not what drew him to you
04:41Where's that game of yours?
04:46Oh, look
04:49I get that, by and large, guys your age are idiots
04:54Whatever that is over there
04:56Swinging their whiskey dicks around
05:00Narcissistic manboys
05:01Far out of their depths with you in conversation and in bed
05:04So, by comparison
05:06Man my age looks like the perfect antidote, right?
05:08I'm thoughtful, I'm wise, I'm more of a man
05:10Whatever the fuck that means these days
05:12But you're 27?
05:1328
05:1328, so you're 20 years younger than me
05:15And at this moment in time, it works, right?
05:18I have money, you have freedom
05:20We could travel the world together
05:21We could learn things from each other
05:23Conversation and in bed
05:24Yeah, right
05:26You'll find me very interesting
05:27Because I have two decades more worth of stories than you
05:30And I find you very interesting
05:31Because you live your life in the moment
05:32With the kind of reckless immediacy
05:34That I lost a million years ago
05:36So we'll have no trouble keeping each other entertained
05:38And that'll work for a while, right?
05:42Then skip ahead 10 years
05:44You'll be 38, I'll be 58
05:45That's when things can start to get a little shaky
05:47You might want kids, I already have them
05:49You might start thinking
05:50I don't know if I missed out on one of life's great experiences
05:52And you'll still be stunning
05:53You think I'm stunning?
05:55I'll be aging
05:56Well, I can tell you're going to age very well
05:57You can tell that because it's already started to happen
06:00The point is that we'll have less sex and more wine
06:03And maybe that'll still work for a time
06:05Has anyone ever told you that you talk a lot?
06:07Well, I misplaced my inner monologue
06:09And my wife right around the same time
06:11Anyway, let's skip ahead another 10 years
06:13That's sweet
06:14I'll be 68 years old
06:16No matter how well I take care of myself
06:18My prostate's going to do what it does
06:19And so will my hair
06:21And you'll start spending your days thinking about
06:22What your life looks like after I kick it
06:24Meanwhile, every time you leave the house
06:26I'll wonder what young stud you'll be fucking
06:29Really?
06:31Are you that insecure?
06:32Well, not yet, but I will be
06:33What about character?
06:34Yours or mine?
06:35You're so sure I'll cheat?
06:36No, I'm just sure I'll worry about it
06:38You have this very strange mix of confidence and low self-esteem
06:41So, I'll be the jealous old troll
06:42And you'll be a restless woman in her sexual prime
06:44And we'll both be consumed by this nagging fear
06:46That the last years of our life
06:48The toughest ones
06:49Will be spent completely and utterly alone
06:52Wow
06:53Just wow
06:55When did you come up with all of that?
06:57Oh, in the 10 seconds
06:58It took you to walk from that stool to this one
07:02Well, I could sit here and offer a full-throated rebuttal
07:05But honestly, man
07:06I was just looking to get laid
07:08How many problems do you have with that?
07:14None come to mind
07:37How many problems do you have with that?
07:53This is what happens
08:01You land a job right out of college at a major firm
08:03You're just another cog in a very large wheel
08:06But you've got your foot in the door
08:09You get a shitty apartment in the city
08:11That you can barely afford
08:12Because you know the money will come
08:13You get married
08:14Because, you know
08:18And she moves into that shitty apartment
08:22You're dead broke
08:23But there's two of you now
08:24You're in it together
08:25And that feels good
08:29Side note
08:30No one will ever fuck you the way she did
08:33In that shitty apartment
08:35Including her
08:39So you work your asses off
08:40And you dig yourselves out
08:41Hardest, easiest money you'll ever make
08:43Well, it's not exactly canned food
08:45Shotguns
08:47Hey
08:51And then when you're feeling good about things
08:52When things are, you know, copacetic
08:54You have the first kid
09:00You buy a house 30% down
09:0230-year jumbo at 4.5%
09:03And you're broke again
09:07And you're broke again
09:09So you work harder
09:10Longer hours
09:11You start earning some big bucks
09:13Which only serves to make you aware
09:14Of the even bigger bucks
09:15You could be earning
09:18Kid number two
09:20House number two
09:22Broke again
09:27But it's a different kind of broke
09:29You're leveraged
09:30Which is a fancy way of saying
09:31You've got something to show for your efforts
09:33The house
09:34The cars
09:35The stuff
09:38And by now you've lost sight
09:40Of whatever naive plans
09:41You may have once had
09:42Or the things that matter to you
09:43When you were starting out
09:44You're moving too fast
09:45To ask yourself those hard questions
09:47Like when is it enough
09:49And really
09:50What's the point of all this shit
09:56House number three
10:02Then one day
10:03About five years
10:04After you bought the place
10:05You look up and realize
10:06That you've gotten there
10:06To that hallowed plateau
10:08Where for the first time
10:09You can actually afford
10:10Your own life
10:11And in that mystical nexus
10:12Where you seem to have wrangled life
10:13And all of its
10:14Infinitely complex challenges
10:16Into submission
10:17That's generally where you will find
10:19Your wife of 18 years
10:20In your bed
10:23With one of your closest friends
10:41House number four
10:42A rental
10:44It's small
10:45But don't worry
10:45It's also depressing
10:47In the suburbs
10:48In the suburbs
10:51Alone
10:51You cry
10:52And you tell me
10:55You never survive
10:58Grab your mother's keys
11:01We're leaving
11:21Why are we still holding impact pro?
11:23We're mostly out
11:24Mostly
11:24Did he really just say that?
11:26They're going to rebound
11:26Guys, I've been telling you
11:27We're making money
11:28Across the book
11:29We don't need to get dinged
11:30In emerging tech
11:31Blow out of it
11:57Got your bag here
11:58Yeah
11:59Great
12:00Noon
12:01Noon
12:01Excellent
12:07Come on, man
12:09Put it in
12:25Oh
12:26Where are the kids?
12:27Oh, they're fine
12:28Wife
12:29Ex-wife
12:30Yes
12:31He's still with the putts
12:32What's his name
12:32The basketball player
12:33Nick
12:35Yes
12:35He'll get his
12:37Karma, right?
12:39Speaking of which
12:40I gotta deliver some bad news
12:41Jesus, Jack
12:42Cancer's not back, is it?
12:44No, God, no
12:45No
12:46My sole remaining testicle
12:48Is in good shape
12:48Very good
12:49Well
12:50No, the thing of it is
12:51Toop
12:52You're fired
12:53Oh, great
12:55No, I'm serious
12:56I gotta let you go
12:59What?
13:01This girl
13:02What's her name?
13:03Olivia
13:03Hold on, wait
13:04Girl?
13:05What girl?
13:06What are you talking about?
13:07Olivia Cross
13:07Olivia Cross
13:08Liv
13:09Liv Cross?
13:12Managing director
13:12Sleeping with an associate
13:14Wait a minute
13:15No, she never worked under me
13:16She was in Shepherds
13:17And
13:17I don't think I'd ever even met her
13:19It doesn't matter if you met her
13:21It matters if you fucked her
13:23You did fuck her, right?
13:26Fuck me
13:28Yeah, but it was like a weekend
13:29At like three months ago
13:31Completely consensual
13:32I mean, she came on to me
13:33It's not the point
13:34You were her superior
13:36I told you
13:37I didn't even know her
13:39But you knew that you worked for Shepherds, right?
13:42You see, Coop
13:43The thing is
13:43In her mind
13:44She was passed up for a VP slot
13:46VP?
13:47She's 27 years old
13:48No, she's 28
13:49And I'm not here to litigate
13:50You can't fire me, Jack
13:52Well
13:53We have a very strict
13:54Non-fraternizing clause
13:56Or so I'm told
13:57Why the fuck did you bring me here
13:59To fire me?
14:02HR needed to get in your office
14:03To get your computer
14:04To provide carry information
14:06Do you know the drill?
14:06Those are my clients
14:07Well, according to the
14:09Non-solicit you signed
14:10They're ours
14:11For at least another two years
14:13You're really gonna bury me like this?
14:15You know how this goes
14:18My capital account?
14:20That's my money, Jack
14:21You were fired
14:22No way
14:22Come on, Jack
14:23You were fired for a cause
14:24You cannot do that
14:24Everything I have is in that account
14:26You destroy me, Jack
14:28Sorry it has to be this way
14:29But it has to be this way
14:32I'll sue
14:33They'll give you a six-month draw
14:35If you don't
14:36Fuck you
14:38Well
14:40I'll give you a few days
14:42To decide
15:12I'll give you a few days
15:12I'll give you a few days
15:47What are you doing here?
15:50Wrapped up a little early
15:51Thought I'd come pick you up
15:52It's not Tuesday
15:53I know
15:55I thought maybe we could
15:56Hang out a little
15:56Maybe go get some ice cream
15:58Am I in trouble?
15:59Jesus, Hunter, no
16:00Can't the father just
16:02Spend some
16:04Unscheduled quality time
16:05With his son?
16:15How's school?
16:17Hmm?
16:19How's school?
16:20Fine
16:23How's that tutor we got you?
16:24Is she working out?
16:25I guess
16:28You got a girlfriend?
16:31No
16:31Any prospects?
16:33No
16:37You think at some point today
16:38You might respond to me
16:40With an answer
16:40Longer than two syllables?
16:43Maybe
17:00You're coming in?
17:01Yeah
17:02Tori's here
17:03I want to say hi
17:05Hi, Bob
17:05Hi, Mom
17:06How was your day?
17:08Good
17:13What are you doing here?
17:15I took Hunter for some ice cream
17:16I guess not Tuesday
17:18So I've been told
17:20Is Tori here?
17:21She's not home yet
17:25What?
17:26What?
17:26What is the look?
17:28I didn't give you any look
17:29You are giving me the look
17:30That there's the look
17:31Where you're trying not
17:32To give me a look
17:32So what's the problem?
17:37I think it's a little tricky
17:38When you show up
17:39On a day that it isn't your day
17:40I took him out for ice cream
17:41My God
17:42It's confusing for him
17:44Boundaries are there for a reason
17:45Boundaries?
17:46You mean like monogamy?
17:48Really, Coop?
17:49It's been almost two years
17:50When are you going to stop
17:51Playing that card?
17:52I don't know
17:52What is the statute of limitations
17:54On adultery?
17:55Probably less time
17:56Than you've spent
17:57Playing the sad cuckold
17:58Who says cuckold?
18:00Who are you?
18:00You were even remotely self-aware
18:02You'd realize these things
18:03Don't happen in a vacuum
18:04And you could maybe take
18:05A little portion of responsibility
18:07For your side of it
18:08Okay, I'm sorry
18:08But you sleep with Nick
18:10You kick me out of this place
18:11I'm forced to pay for
18:12This entire mess
18:14And I'm the one
18:15That's not being responsible
18:15I'm not doing this right now
18:17Oh, well, it's really
18:17No fun doing it alone
18:20Oh, hey
18:21What?
18:22Did he tell you
18:23He needs a new drum kit?
18:24He needs a new drum kit?
18:26What is wrong with his old one?
18:27I don't know
18:28It's old and warped
18:29This band he's playing with
18:30And they're very good
18:30By the way
18:31So I need to use a new one
18:32Nick offered to pick
18:33No, Nick doesn't need
18:34To pick up a drum set
18:36For my kid
18:37I'm just saying
18:37If you're really busy
18:38I can handle it
18:41Oh, wait
18:42Scoop
18:43I took Tori to the dermatologist
18:45Her skin is fine
18:46Yeah, you want to tell her that?
18:48She wants this new laser treatment
18:49It's three times
18:50And then you're done
18:51$1,500 a pop
18:54They're going to email you the invoice
18:55Every time I see you
18:56It costs me money
18:57Try sticking to Tuesdays
19:01Tell Tori her father says hi
19:06Jesus
19:09Christ, are you a fucking kid?
19:14Oh, shit
19:15I'm sorry
19:16That is totally my bad, man
19:18Yeah, it was
19:19Here, let me give you my info
19:21Tori?
19:22Hi, Daddy
19:24Jake, this is my father
19:25Daddy, this is Jake
19:28Pleasure to meet you, sir
19:30I'm sorry I had to ding your car to do it
19:32Wait, who are you?
19:34Jake Weston
19:34Okay, that tells me nothing
19:36He's my boyfriend
19:38I'm sorry, how old are you?
19:40I'm 20, sir
19:41Stop calling me sir
19:43No one's buying it
19:44Sorry
19:44Okay, you're 20
19:46She's 17
19:47Are you familiar with the laws in this state?
19:49Daddy
19:49It's not like that, sir
19:50Jake, is it?
19:51If you call me sir one more time
19:53I'm going to punch you in the dick
19:54Dad, you're being crazy
19:55Mom, Dad's being crazy
19:56You're okay with this?
19:57Why don't you guys go inside
19:57And get something to eat
19:58You know about this
19:59You're fine with it
20:00I'm sorry
20:00Okay, fuck off, Jake
20:01Fuck right off
20:05What is your problem?
20:06What is your problem?
20:07You're okay with the statutory rape
20:09Of our daughter
20:09Oh, please
20:10You know what she's in love with him
20:11She is a child
20:12He's 20 years old
20:13How is that okay in your world?
20:14Baby
20:15He's the Melondic
20:16Great, Nick's here
20:17Hi
20:19Hey, cool
20:19He'll solve it
20:22Let me get out here
20:23And see this man
20:25Hi
20:25Oh, okay
20:27Right, yeah
20:27You know, I was, uh
20:29About to grill up these
20:30Terrific skirt steaks
20:31I just picked up
20:32I mean, why don't you stick around?
20:36Why don't I stick around?
20:37Hmm
20:37Uh, why don't I stick around?
20:40I guess why I don't stick around
20:41Is probably because the idea
20:43Of going into my backyard
20:44And eating steaks grilled on my $5,000 grill
20:47By the man who's fucking my wife
20:49Would make me want to take my Shun Fuji steak knife
20:52And cut out my own heart
20:53That's probably why I don't want to stick around
20:56So, I'm gonna go
21:00I get it, Coop
21:02I feel you, man
21:02I really do
21:03I'm just trying to find a way past this, you know
21:06For all of us
21:08Yeah, good luck with that
21:11Tell that little shit
21:12I'm gonna send him a bill
21:14Watch your toes, baby
21:28I drove all that night
21:29While Haskell slept like a log
21:32After a while
21:33I began to get sleepy myself
21:36I was happy, though
21:38Soon I'd be in the steward
21:40The long trip was practically over
21:42And there'd be no more
21:42Hoping it down the concrete
21:47Which couldn't have been brighter
21:49If I'd embroidered it with neon lights
21:51It was nice to think of Sue shooting to the top
21:57Maybe it was for me, too
21:59Don't you realize if I'm caught?
22:00I want to know where I got the car and stuff
22:02They'll have me in a murder charge
22:03If you're smart, you won't get caught
22:06I'm out of the center
22:07Hey
22:10What are you doing?
22:14Hey
22:14Hey
22:15Yeah
22:16Fuck yeah
22:17Come on
22:18Samantha's husband Paul made his fortune in diners
22:20He had nine of them
22:21A 44-inch waist
22:22And a serious case of erectile dysfunction
22:25Yeah
22:25God damn it
22:27Since they separated
22:28She'd been making up for lost time
22:30Ow
22:32Ow
22:35Cheers
22:38I think you actually broke the skin
22:39Ah, well
22:40That's how you know I wasn't faking it
22:44Are you okay?
22:45Uh-huh, yeah
22:48Do you have to go?
22:50Uh, no
22:52Why, did you
22:53Did you want me to go?
22:54No
22:55I just
22:55You looked like you
22:57Had something
22:59Oh
22:59Important
23:00No
23:02Um
23:04Okay
23:04Okay
23:06Hey
23:07What just happened?
23:08What?
23:09Everything's perfect
23:10No
23:10If you have something you want to say
23:12Please just say it
23:13I mean, you were just
23:14Literally coming inside me a minute ago
23:16And now you can't get rid of me fast enough
23:17Oh, Sam
23:18God
23:19No, honestly
23:19It's fine
23:19No, it's fine
23:20I'll go
23:21Seriously
23:21I mean, it's biology, right?
23:23The, uh, dopamine crash after the rush of Orca
23:25I thought maybe something was going on with your kids
23:27No, my kids are fast asleep
23:28But thank you so much for your concern
23:30Okay, look
23:30Maybe something's getting misconstrued here
23:32I feel like you're not understanding me
23:34No, it's just a little off-putting
23:36If I'm being honest
23:37I mean, because you called me, right?
23:40And then I change into something sexy
23:42And I got a sitter
23:43And I exfoliated
23:45Sam
23:45Sam
23:46I'm sorry
23:48Okay?
23:49I don't want you to leave
23:55Tell me the truth
23:57Do you ever think that we could be something more than this?
24:04Sam
24:06Come on
24:19We'd been doing this on and off for half a year
24:23And I had yet to stick the landing
24:28Look, you know the kind of numbers I was doing over at Bailey
24:30Right?
24:31I could bring half that book over here
24:33Combine that with the Texas oil families
24:35I could be the half a billion dollars in under a year
24:37Come on
24:37It's a win-win
24:38And you haven't slept with any of our associates yet?
24:40Oh
24:41Look, Jack's making calls
24:42No one's allowed to date you
24:43Come on, Monty
24:44I got you this job
24:45Just bring me in
24:45He's making calls, man
24:47Look, uh
24:47I know Jack's been making calls
24:49Fuck Jack
24:50He's got no friends here
24:52It's good to know
24:53Look, I can't afford to piss Jack off
24:55Not now
24:55Not with the beating we're taking in tech this year
24:57I haven't been wanting to poach you for a while
24:59Well
25:00What's your non-solicit?
25:0190 days?
25:02You were once in this seat, Monty
25:04And I was in yours
25:05Yeah, I know
25:05Two years
25:06Didn't you get a lawyer look before you signed?
25:09Well, they made it worth my while
25:10Can I say
25:11You want my advice?
25:12Not really
25:13Come on, Coop
25:14You know I can't bring you in cold
25:15Take some time off
25:16You'll let this thing fade
25:17Because no one's going to touch you right now
25:19You should reach out to one of the new family offices
25:21Coming out of Dubai
25:22They won't give a shit about your non-solicit
25:24Or this thing with the girl
25:25The girl wasn't the thing
25:26They won't care either way
25:28That's my point
25:29Coop
25:30Come on
25:31Don't be like that
25:53Sorry I'm late
25:54I got the usual
25:58Are you going to that Miller thing tomorrow?
26:01I was invited
26:01Why wouldn't I?
26:04No reason
26:05If I avoided every social situation
26:07Because Mel and Nick might be there
26:08I'd never leave the fucking house
26:09Hey
26:10I'm on team Coop
26:12There's no teams
26:14Bullshit
26:21Okay
26:21Okay
26:22What's wrong?
26:23What?
26:25You're not checking your phone
26:26You're not rushing through the meal
26:27Something's up
26:35What if I didn't work for a while?
26:39Why would you do that?
26:40I don't know
26:40Maybe to see my kids
26:42I don't know
26:42Read a book
26:44So we'll talk in a couple weeks
26:46Maybe in line
26:47Exactly
26:48Or like a year
26:53Poop
26:55There comes a time in every conversation
26:56When a man has to cut the shit
26:57And get to the fucking point
27:01I lost my job
27:08Who'd you fuck?
27:09Hey
27:09Why would you automatically jump to
27:10No, no, no
27:11You're not a drunk or a racist
27:13And your numbers were good
27:14So that leaves fuckery
27:15Jesus, Bernie
27:16Come on
27:16I did that
27:18I just don't understand
27:19Why Jack would hang me out like that
27:21I mean, it was borderline at best
27:23Jack saw a way to cut you loose
27:24And keep your book
27:25Was it really?
27:26Was what really?
27:27Borderline at best
27:29Look, she worked on a completely different floor
27:31I didn't even know her
27:31I couldn't find someone else
27:32Anyone else
27:33She hit on me
27:34That doesn't matter
27:35It fucking should
27:37It should
27:37It should matter
27:45It should matter
27:46Bailey will settle
27:48What?
27:49Sue Bailey, Russell, they'll settle
27:51Why would they do that?
27:52Because you're not a drunk or a racist
27:53And your numbers were good
27:55They don't want this to go to a judge
27:56Sue them
27:57You're my business manager
27:59Not my lawyer
28:00And as your business manager
28:01I'm strongly encouraging you to hire a lawyer
28:03I just need to know how long I can float on what I got
28:09You're not
28:11Six months
28:12Seven tops
28:13If that can't be true
28:14Calimony, child support, two houses, cars, private schools
28:18Not to mention your sister
28:19And that's just off the top of my head
28:22Jack will settle
28:23Jack will crush me
28:26I can't afford to go up against those guys
28:27You can't afford not to
28:32I just thought I had so much more
28:36You did
28:37And you got hammered last year in tech
28:39Everybody got hammered last year in tech
28:41Everyone didn't get divorced
28:43Or fuck the co-worker
28:44You should go see Monty
28:46I did
28:46Lance, too
28:48No dice?
28:50I have a two-year non-solicit
28:55I know
29:10Coop
29:10What are you drinking?
29:13Forget that
29:13I got a 15-year-old Japanese whiskey you gotta try
29:16Two
29:22Lahaim
29:27How smooth is that, right?
29:31So, um
29:34How's a single life?
29:37Well
29:39Has its moments
29:40Bullshit
29:41It's gotta be a goddamn smorgasbord of ass out there
29:43Come on, give me something
29:45Some news from the front
29:47Oh, hey
29:48I'm, um
29:48Sharing that cancer benefit again this year
29:51And I penciled you in for two tables
29:52Same as last year
29:53How much are the tables again?
29:5530 grand, 60 for the pair
29:58Come on, you bought two tables last year
29:59Yeah, well
30:00I wasn't divorced last year, Peter
30:04Hey, you're right
30:05I'm sorry
30:06I wasn't thinking
30:08Shouldn't put you on the spot like that
30:13I'll eat the tables
30:14And take your name off the list
30:15Leave it on
30:17You sure?
30:18Yeah, it's fine
30:19It's fine
30:20I wasn't trying to be an asshole
30:23I guess to some people
30:24It just comes naturally
30:26I'll call
30:32Hey, uh
30:35That's okay, right?
30:37All adults here?
30:40Sure
30:41It's all good
30:42Good stuff
30:5925, please
31:01Yeah
31:09Thank you
31:10Three-time NBA All-Star
31:11What are you gonna do?
31:15Yeah
31:18I have what he's having
31:19Just more of it
31:20You got it
31:43You got it
31:50Tinko
31:50Talk to each other
31:53We've been married
31:54Way too long for that
32:12So on Saturday
32:14We leave
32:15Before Belize
32:15I found this villa
32:17Stunning view
32:18Of the coast
32:19The kids had their own villa
32:20Next door
32:20So they were not on top
32:21Of each other
32:22You know
32:22But we know we'll see them
32:24Because we're the ones
32:25With the chef in the dining room
32:26So when they get hungry
32:28The eternal end
32:29Does not know
32:30What it's about to do
32:31How you doing, Coop?
32:32You okay?
32:33I'm okay, Mel
32:34How are you?
32:37Yeah
32:39Hey, you two
32:42Can I just
32:42Can I just say
32:44I love that you had
32:45Such a friendly divorce
32:47Diane
32:47No, I'm just
32:48No, I'm just saying
32:49You know
32:50Remember when Mike and Gail
32:51Got divorced?
32:51It was like Armageddon here
32:52Do you remember that?
32:54They can't even be
32:54In the same room together
32:55They can't be in the same city
32:57Right?
32:59Sam
33:00You think you and Paul
33:01Are going to be able
33:01To keep things friendly?
33:02Oh, not a chance in a hell
33:04But thanks for asking
33:05You know
33:06In front of everyone like that
33:07I just
33:08I admire
33:09How you guys
33:10Handled everything with class
33:11You know, babe
33:12When we get divorced
33:13I think we should do it like that
33:15That's it
33:16I'm cutting you off
33:19I think it's great
33:24How we're all
33:25So enlightened
33:28You know
33:29I mean, Mel
33:30Yeah, Mel and Nick
33:31Had an affair
33:32And ended our marriage
33:33And I guess time will tell
33:35How fucked up our kids
33:36Are going to be
33:37But, you know
33:38You all are being
33:39So awesome
33:40About the whole thing
33:44If I'd have known
33:53I'm gonna go take a piss
34:14I'm gonna go take a piss
34:19I'm gonna go take a piss
34:21I'm gonna go take a piss
35:05Oops.
36:23She was struck with a candlestick.
36:26A candlestick?
36:27Are you sure?
36:29A heavy silver one.
36:30How can you know?
36:32Microscope.
36:51What do you guys want to trade cars for a little while?
36:52Fuck yeah.
36:54Fuck yeah.
36:56Fuck yeah.
37:38I don't know.
37:38Mike trying to improve track.
37:40I can't see.
37:40Thanks.
37:47Good no pours.
37:50Yeah I can't see yet.
37:50You got a secret?
37:50I can't see.
37:51I'm just back in the dark.
37:54fuck jesus oh for god's sake
38:08mr cooper go away jake sorry sir i didn't know you were gonna be here
38:17i told you to stop calling me sir
38:25hey no bruce i'm sorry what what can i do what do you need oh god yeah i mean i
38:32can be there
38:32are you insane yeah sorry about this bye just put some ice on it or something it'll be fun
38:49it tastes like the real thing a fake love
39:05hey bruce thanks for coming coop you know what i can't help but failing
39:14i could blow through the ceiling
39:19if i could just turn around
39:28hey andy bruce called me yeah i figured he would i could use the ride home anyway
39:35how did you get here i walked you off your meds again i just wanted to feel something you know
39:43how you feel shitty actually how was your day oh uh same you don't look so great
39:53that's coming from me come on let's get you home
40:04he still loves me you know funny he's got a wife and two kids well everybody's got something
40:09what are you playing there what are you playing there the smashy pumpkins um radio head dipshit
40:16right right of course
40:18come on
40:23hey
40:28hey
40:28i'm here all right
40:33yes get in
40:38new car the loner don't give me any
40:41shit
40:56i'm in trouble allie
40:59how bad
41:02i might need you to give up the apartment and move back in with mom and dad
41:07what's that's for them
41:11yeah well if you don't take your meds i make no promises
41:17this car smells like ass god i know it looks like something tied to this
41:31what's that's for me next week
41:43live live just please let me talk to you for a second look look i'm already sorry about what i'm
41:50going to happen to you it sucks that they fired you
41:54do you really feel that way of course i do well then can you please withdraw your complaint
41:59you can recant and and indemnify bailey against the lawsuit i can get my job back what look i'm
42:05sorry if i mishandled things with you in any way i just thought we were both having a good time
42:11stop i i don't know what you're talking about
42:16i never filed a complaint
42:32coop he's on a call
42:33it's okay it's okay there was never any complaint
42:37coop you can't be here live cross never filed a complaint
42:40it's an hr issue i only know what i'm told
42:42bullshit jack you did this you broke company policy my hands were tied
42:46you saw an opportunity to take my book and you decided to fuck me
42:49you fucked yourself i thought we were friends
42:54at least let me keep my fucking capital account i'm begging you that's my money i need that money
43:00no it isn't your biggest mistake was thinking any of this was ever yours all right all right
43:12it's not yours if you can't keep it
43:34it's not mine it just can't let you ruin a beautiful movie
43:38okay
44:18how is tory's boyfriend
44:25jake that's correct we'll survive
44:30and tory
44:34gotta give it a couple more days i'm working on it
44:42you're not yourself coop
44:46look i'm sorry about the barbecue i was a little over served
44:50i'm not talking about the barbecue and i'm not talking about the fact that you assaulted our
44:54daughter's boyfriend although jesus christ what then
44:58i don't know you just seem so
45:02alone
45:04yeah well i live here and you
45:07live there in our house with our kids
45:10i know you left me that would make me
45:14alone
45:15it's not what i'm talking about though
45:19i'm worried about you
45:26hey
45:29is it
45:33come on you can still talk to me can't you
45:38i'm fine
45:41i am i'm i'm finding my way
45:53okay
46:00fair enough
46:09thanks for coming by
46:12thanks for the beer
46:22miss cross
46:24how can i help you
46:25i was hoping for an explanation
46:27the andrew cooper thing
46:28i didn't file a complaint
46:31somebody reported your involvement hr
46:33but there was no complaint
46:35whiskey
46:36no
46:36that's it
46:41i'm sorry that it was phrased like that but complaint or not mr cooper was in direct violation of our
46:46company's code of conduct
46:48he's in a position of power and we take our protections very seriously
46:52he's nowhere on my org chart i don't report to anyone who reports to him
46:55does that mean he couldn't get you fired if he so chose
46:58he didn't need to lose his job
47:01i've got a conference from full of labor lawyers who say otherwise
47:09shepard tells me that you're a star he wants to put you up for a promotion
47:12he wants you running your own desk are you ready for that
47:14how is that related to this well i'm done with this i moved on to that
47:19i'm more interested in your future than coop's past
47:28i tell you what i've got a phone call in a minute but let's do dinner later in the week
47:33and discuss mary will check your avails
47:36shouldn't shepard join us
47:40shepard's welcome to join
47:44thank you
48:11thank you
48:14if you were
48:15To shout at the gods
48:18Maybe it was for me too
48:21What would you call them?
48:31What would you call them yourself?
48:41What would you call them yourself?
48:51What would you call them yourself?
49:06What would you call them yourself?
49:15What would you call them yourself?
49:19What would you call them yourself?
49:51Viewed from a certain perspective, life boils down to a series of interconnected decisions.
49:56The Millers decided to go to Belize.
50:00I decided to go to the Millers.
50:08Westmont Village has its own private security patrol, as well as the Westmont Police Department.
50:14The crime rate is almost non-existent.
50:18You live in a place like that long enough, you start to feel insulated from the rest of the world.
50:23You get complacent about things like alarm systems and locking all your doors.
50:52You get a little bit more.
50:57You get a little bit more.
51:15The Patek Philippe Nautilus sealed 18-karat white gold blue sunburst dial, water-resistant up to 30 meters.
51:22Like that will ever come up.
51:23Like the ads say, you never actually own a Patek Philippe.
51:27You merely look after it for the next generation.
51:32Well, the next generation tells time on their phones, so I figured no one was going to miss this one.
52:18Hey guys, is everything okay?
52:20Good evening, sir. You live here?
52:22Yeah, yeah, I sure do.
52:24Your house was placed on the vacation watch, starting tonight.
52:26Saw the Honda parked on the street, lights on in the house. Figured we'd check in.
52:32That's my son's car. I told him to pull it into the garage before we left.
52:36So you are going on vacation?
52:38Oh yeah, bright and early tomorrow morning.
52:39My wife must have given you the wrong date when she called it in.
52:42No worries. Have a great trip.
52:44Thanks, you guys. I appreciate it.
53:02I don't know.
53:07I don't know what I was thinking.
53:09Well, that's not true.
53:10I was thinking that Peter and Diane Miller were assholes, and they didn't deserve all of this.
53:15And I was thinking that there were plenty of assholes just like them in the neighborhood,
53:19with houses just like this, filled with expensive shit just like this, that would never be missed.
53:24Piles of forgotten wealth just lying around in drawers, where they were doing no one any good.
53:30I knew this, because up until a little while ago, I'd been one of those assholes.
53:47I was thinking about alimony, child support, legal fees, two houses, a maxed-out home equity line,
53:52tuition, property taxes, health insurance premiums, SAT tutors, child psychologists, car payments,
53:57gardeners, exterminators, roofers, painters, plumbers, drum kits, and a bank account that was still in the red
54:01from the divorce, and how no one, including the cops apparently, would ever suspect a guy like me.
54:08I'm not saying it was a good idea.
54:10It was just temporary.
54:11A quick fix to pay some bills until I got back on my feet.
54:15And I figured, what's the worst that could happen?
54:35If I'd be here, I was thinking about seeing it on my feet.
54:35But all I have had been in peace.
54:37Yeah.INA
54:51is sócатов. I'm
54:51thinking of all the cops. Yeah,
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