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00:06If anyone is going to turn this organization around, it's going to be King Lizard!
00:14If those sequins ever take over, Earth is next.
00:17Forgive me, Alan.
00:19Hello, son. It's been a while.
00:21This is your little brother.
00:22I never even fucking knew you.
00:25You don't need the bum.
00:28I need help here!
00:32Viltrum knows I've left my post. They'll track me.
00:35Are those...
00:35Viltrumite soldiers. Why do I care about them?
00:39You need to fight like a Viltrumite!
00:41I don't kill people.
00:44Your father will be executed.
00:46You will assume his mission and prepare the planet for our rule.
01:03Ah.
01:09Ah...
01:10Ah.
01:12Ah...
01:15Ah...
01:17Ah...
01:18Ah...
01:20Ah...
01:22Ah...
01:32It's the Emperor's other son.
01:34Is he dead?
01:36His chest is moving.
01:39What is all that red liquid?
01:41It must be his blood.
01:43He has a hole in his body.
01:46City.
01:49Andres.
01:50We can take you there.
01:58We can take you there.
02:06We can take you.
02:22Mark.
02:25Nolan.
02:26Where's Nolan?
02:30the Viltrumites took him
02:35I'm sorry
02:37the city, these people
02:40it's all our fault
02:42Mark, you saved my life
02:46and your brothers
02:51if my dad and I hadn't been here
02:55none of this would have happened
02:58if your father hadn't been here I wouldn't have a son
03:01and if you hadn't been here
03:03we both would have died
03:07Thraxon lives are short compared to yours
03:10our culture doesn't assign blame
03:13we only look forward
03:19we will rebuild Mark
03:21count on that
03:39Mark Grayson
03:41Mark Grayson
03:44oh hey
03:45Nualzat
03:48I have good news
03:49we've completed a ship to take you home
03:53you can return to your planet
03:55and your center for learning and drink
03:57um thanks
03:59but I can't go yet
04:01there's still so much to do
04:03the city will be whole again soon
04:05your people must need your strength
04:08eh
04:09there's tons of heroes on earth
04:11I'm sure they got it covered
04:12behold
04:14the might of
04:17omnipotence
04:19tremble
04:21before my
04:23unlimited
04:24power
04:30no
04:31no
04:33I'm sure you know your planet best
04:40Empress
04:42Nualzat
04:42did you give Mark the news?
04:44I thought he'd be more pleased
04:46humans are very confusing
04:47I am pleased
04:50yeah I want to see my mom and my girlfriend
04:54but there's more to do here
04:56and I
04:57you've helped enough
04:58it's time you returned home
05:00but there is something else
05:02I must ask of you
05:04take your brother with you
05:06home to earth
05:09what?
05:10what are you talking about?
05:12you're his mom
05:13Mark
05:14look at me
05:16look how much older I am
05:18than when you first arrived
05:24your brother ages quicker than you
05:27but far slower than my people
05:30I'll be gone before he can form a sentence
05:34when Nolan was here that was fine
05:36he could be raised by his father
05:39but now
05:41everyone he knows here will soon be dead
05:45generations will pass before he's even an adult
05:48what mother would abandon him to a life like that?
05:52my dad was worried about that for me too
05:56Nolan changed me
05:59I see life now on a longer scale than most Thraxans
06:02but to me
06:04your centuries are still just a concept
06:08to you and your brother
06:09it's the life you must live
06:13I just keep hoping my dad's okay
06:16I hope that too
06:18but if he lives
06:20he'll go searching for you not me
06:23wait no that's not
06:24my time with Nolan was special
06:28but he will know
06:30my life has run its course
06:34remember me child
06:37someday I hope you'll understand why I had to let you go
06:43please
06:44very soon you'll be all he has
06:46and he will need someone
07:03thanks Paul
07:04see you tomorrow
07:06Debbie
07:08wait
07:09I
07:10forgot to give you this
07:12it's from all of us at the office
07:14for the house we sold?
07:16kind of
07:18well
07:20we all know
07:23how hard it's been for you
07:27but it's
07:28good to have you back
07:31thanks
07:32thank you Paul
07:41oh
07:45hmm
07:57hey mom
08:00Mark
08:01oh
08:04Jesus Mark
08:05it's been two months
08:06I try not to worry
08:08but even Cecil's been frantic
08:09he's
08:10oh
08:14who is that
08:22I don't even
08:24have the words
08:26this morning
08:27I didn't even know
08:28if Nolan was alive
08:29I didn't even know
08:31if I wanted him to be alive
08:32now he's left
08:34another planet
08:34in ruins
08:35and his
08:36his new kid
08:37is sitting in my kitchen
08:39the filter mice took him mom
08:41your dad didn't have a choice
08:42oh like hell he didn't
08:44he didn't have to go to that planet
08:46he certainly didn't have to find
08:48a new partner
08:49and have a new baby
08:53he's never on the hook
08:55for the lives he destroys
08:56just leaves it
08:57for everyone else
08:58to clean up
08:58again
08:59and again
09:01I know
09:02I know
09:05what are we supposed
09:06to do with him
09:07children that age
09:09need constant care
09:10he doesn't even
09:11have a name
09:13well he ages fast
09:14he won't stay a toddler
09:16for long
09:18maybe I could take a year off
09:19from college
09:19to look after him
09:20what?
09:21no
09:22absolutely not
09:22I've been gone
09:23for two months
09:25you know
09:25it's not like my grades
09:26are going to be amazing anyway
09:28and I changed a lot of diapers
09:30on the way home
09:32what about
09:33Cecil?
09:35we can't
09:36there's got to be
09:37other options
09:38like what?
09:39he's purple
09:47I can't give him
09:48to a stranger
09:49and I don't want
09:50to leave college
09:51but
09:53you know
09:53you're right about
09:54dad leaving his problems
09:55for other people to fix
09:59but he's my brother
10:01and I just
10:02I can't just
10:03abandon him
10:08well you must get it
10:09from my side
10:18of the family
10:18don't quit school
10:19Mark
10:21I'll take some time
10:22off of work
10:22and look after him
10:23for a few days
10:25I'll figure something out
10:32but you're changing
10:33that diaper
10:33before you go anywhere
10:37all right
10:38have someone
10:39look into the sighting
10:39it's probably a hoax
10:41but we can't risk it
10:42I want to report
10:43in an hour
10:49sir
10:49may I
10:50have a minute
10:51we're a little busy
10:52Donald
10:52if you hadn't noticed
10:55I need you
10:55to make time
10:56for
10:57this
11:05everybody out
11:11you heard me
11:13I need the room
11:14now
11:30okay
11:31you've got my attention
11:35after Omni-Man
11:36went bad last year
11:37we blew up
11:38our surveillance house
11:40to stop him
11:41you triggered it
11:42after getting everyone
11:43to safety
11:43you barely made it out
11:45alive yourself
11:47so why don't I
11:48remember it
11:49you were in shock
11:50you got burned
11:51pretty bad
11:53burned
11:55is that what you call
11:56this
12:01with respect sir
12:02what did you do to me
12:14I thought I was on
12:16the white room list
12:17you are
12:18for most of it
12:20lights
12:25what is that
12:28it's what we did to you
12:30state of the art
12:31it's expensive as hell
12:34damn sight better
12:35than your old one
12:35if you ask me
12:37how
12:39you were lucky
12:40Omni-Man's body
12:41shielded you
12:42from most of the blast
12:43when we pulled you out
12:44your brain was intact
12:45the rest of you
12:47not so much
12:48the rest of me
12:52Cecil
12:52what the hell
12:53am I now
12:54you're you
12:55but better
12:57stronger
12:59alive
13:01I don't remember
13:02I don't remember
13:03any of it
13:05all these people
13:06knew
13:07and I didn't
13:09PTSD's a bitch
13:10we figured you'd be
13:11better off without it
13:12you mean you'd be
13:12better off
13:13you had no right
13:15what do you want
13:16Donald
13:17you'd rather be dead
13:18you know the world
13:19we live in
13:20what the job is
13:21there's no time
13:22for existential angst
13:23angst
13:25that's what you call it
13:26Jesus Cecil
13:27I knew you were cold
13:29but I never knew
13:30you were
13:31sirs
13:31what
13:38and that's more
13:39than enough
13:40philosophy for today
13:49since when did you
13:50start locking the window
13:52Mark
13:52holy shit
13:54um
13:55I started locking it
13:57after that giant bug
13:58dressed like a dog
13:59showed up
13:59did you save them
14:00from those meteors
14:01meteors
14:02oh right
14:03um
14:05yes and
14:06no
14:06um
14:08it got
14:08it got weird
14:11for me
14:12yeah I kind of figured
14:14you were gone a long time
14:15like forever
14:16in college years
14:19you need to go see
14:20the dean
14:21by the way
14:21something about
14:22academic probation
14:24you said you'd cover
14:25for me
14:26I did
14:27for a while
14:28two months
14:29Mark
14:29that's more excuses
14:30than anyone can make up
14:31what happened
14:33uh
14:34a lot
14:37I saw my dad
14:38your dad
14:40look I'll tell you
14:41all about it
14:42but
14:42I need to see Amber first
14:45oh sure
14:46ditch me for your girlfriend
14:47why don't ya
14:48it'll give you time
14:50to put all my posters
14:51back up
14:52all of them
14:59and
15:00when exactly
15:01were you planning
15:01to tell me you were back
15:04I mean
15:04it's not like you didn't know
15:06I ordered you not to go
15:07you were gone two months
15:09now you don't even check in
15:10I needed to see my mom
15:11and my girlfriend first
15:12we had a deal
15:14Mark
15:14you promised
15:15if I put you in the field
15:16you'd follow orders
15:17you don't get to pick and choose
15:18when that applies
15:20I saved millions of lives
15:21out there Cecil
15:22and it looks like everything
15:23here was just fine
15:24yeah
15:26things were just peachy
15:48the Guardians almost died
15:50saving the planet
15:51while you were off
15:51gallivanting with space bugs
15:53what I did out there
15:55what I found
15:56was important
16:00you already know
16:01don't you
16:06we keep an eye on Debbie
16:07for her protection
16:09passive monitoring
16:10mostly certain keywords
16:11trigger a closer listen
16:14unbelievable
16:15you're angry about me
16:16not reporting in
16:17I don't need to
16:19you got cameras
16:20I was in my mom's house
16:21it's not cameras
16:22we would never do that
16:24since you already know
16:26everything
16:26I'll go see my girlfriend
16:28like I planned
16:29fine by me
16:30I'll send a team
16:31to pick up Nolan's kid
16:33you can't
16:34what are you gonna do
16:35leave him with your mom
16:37he's an alien
16:38we're more qualified
16:39to take care of him
16:41he's my brother
16:42not a science experiment
16:43call your people off
16:45they're already on their way
16:49call them off
16:50now
16:54I'll check in tomorrow
17:01fine
17:02I'm sure your mom
17:03will love looking after
17:04her ex-husband's new kid
17:13coming
17:16Mark
17:17oh my god
17:18you're back
17:22I missed you so much
17:25I didn't mean to be gone so long
17:27they took me to this insane planet
17:32in Philadelphia
17:33when I was visiting my aunt
17:38guys
17:38this is my boyfriend Mark
17:40he's been gone a while
17:42dealing with family stuff
17:43Mark
17:43this is Bridget
17:44Jannie
17:45and Corey
17:45hey dude
17:46nice to finally meet you
17:48wow
17:49so he is real
17:50I thought Amber
17:52was just trying to brush off
17:53creepy dudes
17:54yep
17:55yep
17:56very real over here
17:57she's not around
17:58the last few
17:59um
18:00months
18:04we should let you guys
18:06catch up
18:06Amber
18:07we'll get your notes later
18:09nice meeting you Mark
18:13what happened out there
18:19so the kids at your mom's house now
18:22for now
18:24I don't know what I'm gonna do
18:26huh
18:27and I thought I had a crazy few months
18:31shit
18:31I'm sorry
18:32I
18:32I've been talking about myself this whole time
18:35no I
18:36I mean
18:36you've been through a lot
18:38I get it
18:38no
18:39really
18:40I
18:40I want to know everything I missed
18:44well
18:45college is no joke
18:47I failed a sociology test
18:49that's worth a third of my grade
18:51seriously
18:52you
18:53yeah
18:55my grandpa died
18:56I didn't take it too well
18:58oh
19:01yeah
19:02I got through it
19:03the funeral
19:04coming back here
19:06you know
19:07people asked where you were
19:09having to lie about it
19:10wasn't awesome
19:12ugh
19:12I didn't think it would be this complicated
19:16it's okay
19:17I knew the deal when I signed on
19:20not just the superhero thing
19:22all of it
19:24thought with my dad gone
19:26he was at least done ruining my life
19:28but
19:29hey
19:30he can't change how I feel about you
19:32no matter how many planets he destroys
19:35that's the important thing
19:40I'm glad you're back
20:09help
20:10help me
20:12please
20:18sir
20:19sir
20:21are you alright sir
20:24what is it
20:25there's
20:26something you need to see on our long range scans
20:28sir
20:33this is stupid
20:35I can see in the dark
20:37that assumes you still have your eyes
20:51time
20:52monster girl
20:53kate
20:54shower off
20:55bulletproof
20:56shapesmith
20:57you're up
21:02immortal
21:02if I may have a moment
21:04may I remind you that monster girl's transformations
21:06cause her to
21:07age in reverse
21:09I know how my team's powers work
21:12then you must understand that this kind of training is hazardous for her
21:15I've developed a simulation and
21:17hey
21:17I can hear you you know
21:19Amanda I noticed the immortal wasn't tracking your transformations
21:22it's not his job to track my transformations
21:25and it's not yours either
21:27logically if there's a way to mitigate your lost time
21:30if you get this controlling after one date
21:32there's not gonna be another one
21:37oh no
21:37is 8th grade prom cancelled
21:41don't tell me
21:42ah
21:43motherfucker
21:44ah
21:45fuck
21:46you know people trying to kill us every single day right
21:49just call
21:50please
21:51we have a problem
21:58it's coming from mars
21:59headed directly for earth
22:00they've tried calling but they're not answering
22:03it may be unmanned
22:05except it's packed to the gills with biomatter
22:12ships coming from mars huh
22:14i wonder if there's anyone here with insider knowledge of mars
22:24um
22:26friends
22:28i have a secret to unbury
22:31i am not a human person from earth like i once told you
22:36prepare yourselves
22:37for the truth may be more than you can handle
22:40we know you're a martian
22:41what you think we'd let you join the team without figuring that out
22:43you all knew that
22:45son of a bitch
22:47what we don't know
22:48is how you got to earth
22:50and why you're here
22:52okay well
22:54um
22:54i was born a baby martian
22:58far away on the planet mars
23:01like all martians
23:03we use sequins as our servants
23:04since they couldn't penetrate our shape-shifting skin
23:07which is something they very much like to do
23:11even as a young marsling
23:13i hated living underground
23:16i wanted to see the stars
23:19this way
23:19run
23:25so when the opportunity presented itself
23:30i took it
23:32i hitched a ride to earth with your space people
23:35and when i got here
23:36i was inspired to do good
23:38i met all of you
23:40wait a second
23:40what happened to the real astronaut
23:46well
23:47my people were right behind us in the tunnels
23:49i thought they'd find him before the sequins did
23:52find him and kill him you mean
23:54but they didn't find him did they
23:56something else did
23:57i know i don't know
24:01well
24:01okay well given our present situation
24:04and that big ship on its way here
24:06one might assume
24:07well i mean one might guess
24:09that maybe
24:10maybe
24:11and this is a maybe
24:12he possibly
24:13became
24:15a possessed host for the singular and terrifying sequin hive mind
24:20i'm so sorry
24:21ah okay so we have god knows how many of those things headed here
24:27they possess the real russ livingston and they're capable of possessing a million more of us
24:32and
24:33it's all your fault
24:34yes
24:35you understand now
24:39oh that's bad
24:40hang on
24:41we're gonna believe this guy
24:43he lied to us the whole time
24:45no before i was lying
24:47now i'm telling the truth
24:48it's very different
24:49you left an american astronaut up there to die
24:53why are we
24:54i apologize
24:56shut up all of you
24:58there will be consequences for this
25:01but that ship cannot be allowed to reach earth
25:03and shapesmith is the only source of intelligence we have
25:06we need him
25:06for now
25:07the team will be me
25:09bulletproof
25:10black samson
25:11monster girl
25:12and
25:13shapesmith
25:15rex
25:16shrinking ray
25:17kate and rudy
25:17you'll hold things down here
25:19it's an alien spacecraft
25:21so you'll need my technical expertise
25:22i'll be protected in my suit
25:25agreed
25:26rudy you go too
25:27no you don't understand
25:28there are millions of sequins on that ship
25:30maybe hundreds of millions
25:31we won't be enough
25:32look i realize this is out of character
25:35but i have an idea
25:48skipping stones out on the shore
25:54still not sure what you asked me here for
26:00but i'm scouring the earth on the floor
26:03that's fair
26:06skipping stones till my arm is sore
26:10shit
26:11you know it's been like five years and your parents still haven't fixed the lock on your window
26:17i'm starting to wonder if maybe they want you to be abducted
26:21i'm not in the mood rex
26:23and i'm not here to make fun of you
26:26seriously
26:28ugh
26:28or to get in your pants
26:30or whatever you think i'm here to do
26:33but when i heard you were back here
26:36i knew something was wrong
26:40i don't need your pity rex
26:43since when do i do pity
26:47did you see what i did in chicago
26:49the park collapse
26:50i heard about it yeah
26:52yeah
26:53i messed up
26:54people almost got hurt
26:57and then i took it out on kill cannon and people did get hurt
27:03i try to help
27:04and all i do is cause more problems
27:07my parents were right
27:08who do i think i am
27:11everybody fucks up
27:12to fuck up is human
27:14shakespeare said that
27:16the immortal
27:17black samson
27:19freaking robot
27:20or rudy
27:21or whatever he calls himself now
27:22they've all shit the bed at least once
27:25having powers isn't easy
27:27but
27:28we do our best
27:31even assholes like me
27:34just do the math eve
27:36you are so far in the black that it's stupid
27:44you showed this to me the week we met
27:49you were still pretty beat up from losing them
27:56i hardly think about them now
27:59because you got through it
28:02and then you got through my douchebag
28:05teenage ass dumping my problems on you
28:08and hiding in your bedroom for a year and a half
28:10then a hundred other battles with teen team
28:13through all of that
28:15you've saved so many people
28:18and each time
28:19you made this shitty awful terrible world
28:23a little bit better
28:27also i checked on that couple you pulled from the river
28:30they're gonna make a full recovery
28:33because of you
28:35so dry your tears
28:36tell your parents to go shove it up their asses
28:39and get back out there
28:40right
28:43all right
28:46thanks rex
28:49now what do you want
28:51i am offended
28:55but yes
28:56i do have a tiny favor to ask
28:59that involves a space rocket ship
29:00pew pew pew
29:03okay
29:05oh it's delicious
29:11it's delicious
29:14what are we gonna do with you
29:15you've got to like at least one human food
29:21mark
29:22we have a front door you know
29:24sorry
29:26oh hey mr messy
29:28how's he eating
29:31well so far he hates everything
29:32i guess he'll fit right in with the human kids
29:35oh sorry
29:37hey do you know where dad's stuff is
29:39i got rid of most of it
29:41give it to charity
29:41what
29:42you could have asked me first
29:44well you were gone for two months
29:46and i couldn't live in limbo
29:48just waiting for you to come back
29:52i'm sorry
29:54what were you looking for
29:55it's just
29:56when the viltrumites were taking dad away
29:58he told me to read his books
30:01what if he hid something in them
30:02like
30:03slid it between the pages
30:10it's not a good time cecil
30:12sorry debbie it's urgent
30:14mark i need you to go to space again
30:16what i just got back from space
30:19you were actually pretty pissed about it
30:21think of this as your redemption tour
30:24we got a ship full of those sequit things coming in hot from ours
30:27you remember them
30:28yeah
30:28if they get their tentacles on earth they'll be pulling our strings forever
30:32we need to stop them
30:34sure
30:35of course
30:38you need any help with a new kid
30:39we're fine
30:40thank you
30:40well think about when you go back to work
30:42you'll need a trained caretaker
30:43not some neighborhood babysitter
30:46we have people for that
30:47that's our decision
30:47not yours
30:52just consider it
30:54please
31:01but you just got back from space
31:03well they're heading for earth
31:05and it's serious
31:07and a lot of people could get hurt
31:09so i
31:11just
31:11come back safe
31:13okay
31:14always
31:24hey janny
31:25you guys got plans tonight
31:28nah everything's fine
31:29just
31:30want to take my mind off things
31:39invincible
31:39i didn't know you were joining us
31:41yeah well this didn't sound super optional
31:44that room for one more
31:46eve
31:52hi
31:53rex said you guys could use a hand
31:55we could indeed
31:56but will you be vulnerable to these creatures
31:58uh you're not the only one who can make a suit of armor
32:05hmm
32:06two minutes to launch
32:09well that's my cue to leave you brave little astronauts to the endless darkness of space
32:15if you succeed
32:16well i taught you everything you know
32:18if not
32:19well i guess we're all fucked
32:25three
32:25two
32:26one
32:29we have ignition
32:33so
32:35you two may not know this or acknowledge it in any way
32:38but
32:39this guy's now the ranking guardian on earth
32:43says who
32:45uh me
32:47just now
32:48it's like calling shotgun
32:50okay
32:52first rule
32:53no rule in those eyes
32:55second rule
32:56get ready
32:57get ready
32:57because we are just gonna chill out until those losers get back
33:02and
33:02there is no third rule
33:05we're supposed to monitor other threats while they're gone
33:08oh sure
33:09like there's gonna be two huge world shattering emergencies
33:14at the same time
33:15oh no
33:17i'd like to see that ray
33:29hey who's there
33:32sorry sarge
33:34for fuck's sake jerry you scared the shit out of me
33:37well i i know i know it's not my break but i missed lunch
33:40uh get your damn snack and get out of me
33:58oh
33:59yes sir
34:00yes sir
34:02and remember
34:03kill first
34:05ask questions later
34:11we have a problem
34:14what's a problem
34:16but an opportunity in disguise
34:20you want them to know we're here
34:22of course
34:24this just speeds things up a bit
34:29man my dad's a dick but you win the shitty dad contest hands down
34:34yeah
34:35but it was worse than that
34:38i was gone for so long i wasn't there for amber
34:40my mom you
34:42you guys needed me
34:44i'm sure you'll get a chance to make it up to me soon
34:46listen up
34:47we need more information about the martian ship
34:50its weapon systems
34:51what kind of resistance we can expect once we're on board
34:54so shapesmith here is going to answer all of our questions
34:59i'd rather not since those are martian military secrets
35:05but i will though
35:06that ship is one of our warships
35:08it's very big
35:09there could be millions of sequins on it
35:11but hopefully not
35:12they're small
35:12but very strong for their size
35:14a ship full of demon jellyfish with super strength
35:17great
35:18there must be martians on board too
35:20the sequins can't pilot a ship on their own
35:22we should seek these martians out
35:24make contact
35:25ah yes
35:26my old chums
35:28they um
35:29they may not be enthusiastic to see me
35:32i imagine not
35:33robot what's your plan to get us on board
35:36in just a minute i'll cut the shuttle's power
35:38like shapesmith says
35:39the martian ship is large
35:40so we'll look like debris to them
35:42then we'll clamp on and cut an entry hole in the hull
35:45good
35:45so good
35:47but it won't work
35:48why not
35:49the warship sensors are very powerful
35:52they'll know the difference between space garbage
35:54and whatever we are
35:55you're telling us this now
35:57yes i'm telling you this now
35:59also they won't hesitate to fire missiles when they spot us coming
36:03shapesmith
36:03yes those look those are the missiles i was talking about
36:07don't we have shields or something
36:08this isn't star trek we're unarmed
36:10everyone close to me now
36:24half pepperoni half mushroom an order of garlic knots and some wings
36:29two garlic knots
36:30two garlic knots
36:34uh-oh
36:35no no no keep ordering ray
36:37cecil's just checking in to say hi
36:39right cecil
36:40right
36:46oh god
36:47we need a plan
36:48i'm gonna barf
36:49close your damn eyes then
36:50please calm down
36:52we have enough oxygen for at least ten minutes
36:54i'm not sure i can hold this together for ten minutes
36:57everyone who can fly push towards the ship
37:20hello fellow martians nice to see you all again
37:24i was just on earth and um
37:26earth you're the one
37:28you let all of this happen
37:30i know he is the cause of all this
37:33but we are here to help
37:34you're humans
37:35they'll enslave you immediately
37:36we're not like the rest of our kind
37:38we can withstand them
37:40we can
37:41gross
37:42no
37:46got it
37:46they share minds
37:48now all the sick ones know you're here
38:02you got any instructions boss
38:04get a soda
38:07and relax
38:08the king has a plan
38:10those nuclear blast doors
38:12impenetrable from the outside
38:14we've sealed the tunnel so there's no other way in
38:18now we just sit here and wait for the government to comply with our demands
38:24otherwise
38:26new york
38:28los angeles
38:30chicago
38:36die fast assholes
38:38my pizza's getting cold
38:45ah humans
38:46you think you could stop us
38:49you cannot
38:49you
38:51we remember you
38:53we can't pierce your skin
38:55no matter
38:56there will be others for our purposes
38:59get them off him
39:01it's the only way
39:14there's too many
39:15we need a new plan
39:23i disrupted their nervous systems
39:25but they'll be awake again soon
39:27kill as many as you can while they're up
39:37oh shit
39:39get close
39:40get close
40:04i thought
40:06these guys
40:07were supposed
40:09to suck
40:23hey cage
40:25remember whoever dies first
40:27race for pizza
40:40rate
40:45help
40:46hold on
40:48hold on
40:50shoutout
41:01Oh, God, no!
41:12Come on, Eve.
41:14You can do this.
41:17Are you crazy?
41:18I can use my suit to build an amplifier
41:20for the pulse I used earlier.
41:22It'll hopefully stun them long enough
41:24for us to get Russ off this ship,
41:26but you'll need to protect me until I'm done.
41:28How long?
41:29Five minutes.
41:31No!
41:40You're gonna fucking pay for that.
42:08Hey, idiot!
42:10She doesn't stay small
42:50This isn't happening, damn it!
42:53This isn't happening!
42:55This isn't happening!
42:57This isn't happening!
43:26Fuck!
43:31So brave.
43:33But is it the brave man who survives?
43:37Or is it the one who waits until his opponent is too injured to fight?
43:44Just do it, you prick.
43:49You got this!
43:50Come on, hold it together, you got this!
43:53Come on!
43:53Can't hold it!
43:55No!
43:55No, no, no, no, no, no!
43:57No!
44:06No, no no, no, no...
44:16Oh.
44:20Oh.
44:22Oh.
44:24Oh.
44:26Oh.
44:27Oh.
44:28Oh...
44:29Oh, wow.
44:30Wow. I'm not dead. I was pretty sure I was dead. Felt like I was dead. This is, oh, this
44:40is a nice surprise. Um, hello? Hello? Someone want to let me out of this, uh, thing? Well,
44:54this is great. Oh, no. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, God. Oh, crap. Oh, I broke it. I broke it. Oh,
45:06this
45:06thing. I bet this is expensive. Oh, God. Huh. Would you look at that? I am glad to see you
45:17in one piece, Alan of Unova. Yeah, one very large and ripped piece.
45:25Yes. I'm afraid I owe you an apology. When we brought you here after the Viltrumite attack,
45:32I turned off your life support machine and left you to fend for yourself.
45:37What? Why? Why would you do that? I knew without it, you would either die or recover stronger
45:45than before. I am sorry I gambled with your life, but it has paid off. You may now be able
45:53to stand your ground against a Viltrumite. Yeah, I doubt that. They hit me so hard,
45:59my eye came out. I remember seeing that. Like, from my own eye. It was very strange.
46:04You underestimate yourself, Alan. Yeah, well, I appreciate your vote of confidence, but I'm
46:10not going to ask for a rematch anytime soon. If I even see another Viltrumite, I'm going
46:22to have a rematch. I'm going to ask for a rematch. You're a Viltrumite? No, I am something
46:27much worse. I am the only Viltrumite to ever rebel against the Empire. At least until you told me about
46:38invincible. Alan, I need you to go back to Earth and bring invincible here. He is the key to turning
46:50the tide of this war.
47:22love, I am so grateful.
47:43Thanks for listening.
47:44you
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