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00:00:13I'm just gonna put that, it's okay, I'm gonna put that.
00:00:22So sorry, I think my sleeve is sort of inside of me somehow.
00:00:26Let me help you.
00:00:27No, no, no, I've got it.
00:00:28I'm just gonna take a breath out of the car.
00:00:34Sorry.
00:00:35I'm normally really good at taking my coat off.
00:00:38I think I'm just tired.
00:00:40I got up really early this morning to do a sunrise aura reset
00:00:44because my best friend, Eddie, she has this amazing new friend
00:00:49who's like a healer and I'm getting to like learn all around her
00:00:52because she's like always there.
00:00:54Oops, sorry.
00:01:02But I'm just here to have lunch with my dad.
00:01:05I've actually been estranged for three years, but I'm in like a really good place.
00:01:10I think you should see that.
00:01:11And you know, also he will die one day pretty soon due to his lifestyle choices.
00:01:18I don't want to feel guilty of his funeral.
00:01:21He's just very...
00:01:22Well, you know what dads are like.
00:01:24My dad died before he was born.
00:01:26That is so...
00:01:27Do you have a reservation?
00:01:28Yeah, it's under Mark Anderson.
00:01:32The other party is already here.
00:01:34This way, please.
00:01:41You can make it on your own right.
00:01:44Yep.
00:01:46I told Ricky, you'll have to do it without me.
00:01:48There's nothing funny about watching people working in an office.
00:01:52It goes on about it every time I see him.
00:01:54Maggie!
00:01:55There you are.
00:01:56Sit.
00:01:58Are you alright?
00:02:00You're not taking that time out again, are you?
00:02:04Is there anything you want to say to me?
00:02:07Hello?
00:02:08We haven't spoken in three years.
00:02:10Oh, yes we have.
00:02:11No, we haven't.
00:02:12I saw you last year at Emma's wedding.
00:02:14That was six years ago.
00:02:16I don't think so.
00:02:17We're estranged.
00:02:17Did you...
00:02:19Did you not know that?
00:02:21No.
00:02:22I did not know that.
00:02:29Have you lost weight?
00:02:30You look less...
00:02:32puffy.
00:02:34Excuse me.
00:02:35I'm just going to...
00:02:38this.
00:03:00Do you have to do more...
00:03:04Right.
00:03:04I mean...
00:03:05If you could...
00:03:05do you have to do more...
00:03:06Do you have to do more?
00:03:07Sorry.
00:03:08Oh no, no, no, no...
00:03:13Look, I'm sorry.
00:03:17You're the only one...
00:03:17Oh no, no...
00:03:18Oh no, no...
00:03:18Oh no, no, no...
00:03:18No, no, no.
00:03:19Oh no, no, no.
00:03:21Hey!
00:03:21Hey!
00:03:22Oh, my God.
00:03:23It is going so badly with my dad.
00:03:26Wait, let me put you on speaker.
00:03:27Wendy's right here.
00:03:28Oh, no, no, no.
00:03:29That's not...
00:03:30Hey, Maggie.
00:03:31I hope you're wearing your unity crystal.
00:03:33Have you led him through a brief grounding chant like Isa just said?
00:03:36Not yet.
00:03:37Get back out there, girl!
00:03:39It's just...
00:03:42Dad hadn't actually noticed.
00:03:44We were estranged, which begs the question,
00:03:47can you even be estranged from someone if the other person has no idea?
00:03:51You know, what would really help is a percussive bonding ritual.
00:03:55Okay, great.
00:03:56Yeah, I'll try that then.
00:03:58Oh, no.
00:03:59Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:04:00No, it can't be done by an amateur.
00:04:02I wish it was that simple.
00:04:04Could you do it with?
00:04:05I mean, I perfected the technique.
00:04:09You know what?
00:04:10I'd love to give this gift to you, Maggie.
00:04:13Could you bring pops to us?
00:04:15My rain stick does not travel well.
00:04:17Yeah.
00:04:18No, that sounds amazing.
00:04:20I just don't know if I could get my dad to go along with it.
00:04:23Max, I know your dad's a menace.
00:04:25But Winnie's done this a hundred times.
00:04:27She's the reason Angelina lets John Boyk around for Christmas.
00:04:34Well...
00:04:35Don't ask, don't get, right?
00:04:37Ah, amazing!
00:04:39You're really starting to become someone of substance, Max.
00:04:42I think I could have done the same thing for a time.
00:04:43Ah, eh, eh, eh, eh...
00:04:47Oh, no, no.
00:04:47Look at this.
00:04:48Ah, eh, eh, eh.
00:04:56Oh.
00:04:57Ah, eh, eh, eh.
00:05:00Oh, no.
00:05:10Oh, no, no, no, no...
00:05:12Yes, it has.
00:05:13All right, we can pretend it has, if that's what you prefer.
00:05:16Oh, we don't need to pretend because it is the literal truth.
00:05:19Your generation is wholly responsible for the rampant overuse of the word literal.
00:05:24It literally makes me want to carry a dictionary around so I can throw it.
00:05:28Listen, you reached out to me.
00:05:29I have been doing great without you.
00:05:31Work has been amazing.
00:05:32I have a plan.
00:05:32So sorry, Mr. Anderson, I wanted to send a little something over.
00:05:35I'm a huge fan.
00:05:36I had the DVD box set of Man-Ager.
00:05:40I used to watch it literally every day before school.
00:05:42No, I wish you were still on TV.
00:05:43Oh, please.
00:05:44Come on.
00:05:45Is it your man's game?
00:05:46You could do Taskmaster.
00:05:48You could be so funny.
00:05:48Could we get another water, please?
00:05:51Of course.
00:05:52Oh, thank you so much.
00:06:01You know, Maggie, it's really telling how people treat restaurant staff.
00:06:06We were having a conversation.
00:06:08No, we were having a conversation.
00:06:10As I was saying...
00:06:11That's a fizz.
00:06:13Uh...
00:06:16Are you drinking again?
00:06:26Oh, come on, Maggie.
00:06:27Try and relax.
00:06:30Relax.
00:06:50Hey, just out of interest.
00:06:52What do you think of people who are, like, into crystals and...
00:06:54First to go in my revolution.
00:06:55Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:07:03Come on, you were telling me about your work.
00:07:06Um...
00:07:07Yeah, so...
00:07:08Um, my play, Light Glue, nearly won this huge award.
00:07:11Only nearly?
00:07:14Well, I got down to the final five out of thousands of submissions, so...
00:07:17Oh, wow.
00:07:18My agent said a lot of the theatre's really interested in it.
00:07:21So what's your plan B?
00:07:23Sorry?
00:07:23Well, you've been trying to get the writing going for some years now, isn't it?
00:07:26A time that, you know, you considered exploring other avenues?
00:07:39I'm going to need another one of these.
00:07:44I am going to have the burger, please.
00:07:49Actually, I'll have the, um, Caesar salad.
00:07:51Yeah, I'll, um, I'll have the burger, please.
00:07:53Yes, sir.
00:07:55Right, so I've got something to ask you.
00:07:57And, uh, I'd like to get this out of the way, if I might.
00:08:01I realise I haven't been the most family-orientated father, but, uh, you know, to be fair to me, I've
00:08:07had my work...
00:08:08There is a woman over there who has not stopped staring at us.
00:08:10Tends to happen.
00:08:11No, but, like, I recognise her. Like, I swear, I've met her before.
00:08:13Maggie, please concentrate.
00:08:15Tonight, the National Comedy Awards are presenting me with a Lifetime Achievement Award.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:25Congratulations.
00:08:27Well, thank you.
00:08:29And I'd like you to come with me.
00:08:32As you know, I gave up television all, what, 20 years ago, and I, um, I normally turn these kind
00:08:36of things down, but I thought,
00:08:38no, no, no, it might be nice now to acknowledge the impact my work has had on the British comedy
00:08:42landscape.
00:08:43You know, my parents are long gone, and as lovely as your mother may be,
00:08:47I realised shortly after our wedding that marriage probably wasn't for me.
00:08:52Surely after your wedding?
00:08:53So essentially, Maggie, you are my only family, and I would like my family with me tonight.
00:09:02I'm just a little, um, taken aback, I suppose, because you have never, ever included me in anything to do
00:09:08with your work, or indeed, life, before.
00:09:11Well, I'm a private man.
00:09:13I am your biological child.
00:09:15Tonight is important.
00:09:19And you are important, and you are important to me.
00:09:29Oh, I stupidly cast a dog.
00:09:32I mean, what was I thinking?
00:09:34All the time, yapping away.
00:09:36You know what?
00:09:37Someone nicked it.
00:09:38Ran off with it.
00:09:40I don't know, people stole everything in those days.
00:09:43Nineties were much simpler.
00:09:44Hey, do you know we had an on-set coat deal?
00:09:48No, you didn't.
00:09:48Yeah, yeah.
00:09:49Do you know, I put him in series three, after the actor we originally cast got hit by a jet
00:09:54ski.
00:09:55Oh, yes.
00:09:56There were so many more jet ski accidents back then.
00:09:58You know what?
00:09:58It was a weekly appearance.
00:10:07Oh, poo on me.
00:10:09I think you, Bob.
00:10:11Um.
00:10:20Sorry, tell me more about this.
00:10:24What?
00:10:31Um, okay, um, okay, I'll come.
00:10:36What?
00:10:36Excellent.
00:10:37Yeah, if you do something for me now.
00:10:39What?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40What's going on?
00:10:41Look, Eddie has become one of those crystal woo-woo people, and she goes everywhere with
00:10:47this awful TikTok hippie named Whitney, and long story short, they are coming here to perform
00:10:50a father-daughter healing ceremony using a rain stick, and I can't stop them, so just
00:10:54say nothing or nod, and basically, if we get through this, I will come with you to your
00:10:58award saying, do we have a deal?
00:11:01Is Eddie your boyfriend?
00:11:03No.
00:11:04Eddie is a girl.
00:11:04She's my friend.
00:11:05You have met her several times.
00:11:10Ah, do we have a deal?
00:11:11I'm not sure what the deal is, but all right, fine.
00:11:14Just say nothing or nod, okay?
00:11:15It's hey, girl!
00:11:16Mr. Anderson, hi.
00:11:18I'm Whitney.
00:11:19I am sure Maggie has told you all about me, but I am a professional lightworker, and well,
00:11:25since losing my own father, I've become particularly passionate about helping daddies.
00:11:29I just spoke to the hostess, who is such a sweetheart, by the way.
00:11:33Literally an angel.
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:34I love her as well.
00:11:36And she's actually given us use of the private dining room for a couple of hours.
00:11:40I mean, God, isn't that so kind?
00:11:42So kind.
00:11:43So we'll go set up, and once we're done, then we can get started.
00:11:46If you're concerned about the friction inherent in Maggie's aura, you've been working hard
00:11:56on that.
00:11:57I think you'd be pleasantly surprised.
00:12:01Oh, see you in there.
00:12:09There's so many places I could start, but professional lightworker is as good as any.
00:12:14No, don't.
00:12:15Look, I just need to figure out a way to get them out of here.
00:12:17What possesses you to go along with something as excruciating as this?
00:12:22Eddie is my best friend, and I just want to support her.
00:12:24Oh, cut the shit.
00:12:25You're not doing this to be supportive.
00:12:26You're doing this because your best friend's got a shiny new pal, and you're all jealous.
00:12:30And I'm assuming because you're at joinham, you failed at beatham.
00:12:33Now, instead of being honest with your friend, you're prepared to go along with their delusions
00:12:38for, what, months, years?
00:12:39Or until one day you wake up in a hippie commune in Wales with no running water and at least
00:12:44one suspicious death?
00:12:46Oh, it's Devon, actually.
00:12:47Integrity, Maggie.
00:12:49Integrity.
00:12:50It's crucial for any writer worth this, sort, any person.
00:12:54And it's not worth giving up but a drop of a rain stick.
00:12:59You know, you were lucky enough to inherit a reasonably sharp mind, thanks to me.
00:13:04And you're constantly disappointing me by wasting it.
00:13:09Excuse me for a minute.
00:13:25We're ready.
00:13:26I'm sorry, Whitney, could I...
00:13:28Could you just put Eddie on?
00:13:33Hey, what's up?
00:13:34We're just in the back.
00:13:36No, I know.
00:13:36Can you just, um...
00:13:39Could you just come to the bathroom, maybe?
00:13:40Just come here.
00:13:42Look, I just want to talk to you.
00:13:47Maggie, I'm not the expert here.
00:13:49Whitney is.
00:13:50Just come and chat to her.
00:13:52But I just might...
00:14:21Look, I was, um...
00:14:24Too harsh.
00:14:26I was just, uh, concerned.
00:14:31I'm sorry.
00:14:36Did you just apologize?
00:14:41Might need a minute.
00:14:47You were mean.
00:14:50But you were right.
00:14:54Look, I understand that you feel that I haven't been the perfect father.
00:15:02I was, um...
00:15:04I was incredibly busy during your childhood.
00:15:08You know, I was writing and starring in my own show.
00:15:13I put everything I had into the making of Man-Ager.
00:15:16Everything.
00:15:17And, of course, there were epic highs.
00:15:19Oh, my God.
00:15:19There were epic highs.
00:15:22But the lows.
00:15:23The lows were terrible.
00:15:25I wonder what might have caused that.
00:15:26But we weren't like your generation.
00:15:28You see?
00:15:29You lot are more into, I don't know, self-flagellation.
00:15:34Begging therapists for the secular equivalent of ten Hail Marys.
00:15:39You know, when things were hard for us, we huddled together in someone's office, rang the local pub for delivery,
00:15:46and then we shook the cobwebs off.
00:15:51And as a result of that, I wasn't at home as much as I should have been.
00:15:58There are so many things I regret when it comes to you and your mother.
00:16:03So, I just, um, I just want us to have a better relationship.
00:16:13But, and I really, really want you to understand this, I cannot attend a rainstick healing ceremony, especially as you
00:16:24yourself know it, to be complete horseshit.
00:16:27We're ready.
00:16:29We're ready.
00:16:29Um, we, um, we aren't, we aren't coming.
00:16:35Why not?
00:16:36Because this will really help Whitney gain more followers and we're fundraising for.
00:16:39Sorry, what do you mean followers?
00:16:41Instagram followers.
00:16:44You were going to film this and put it on Instagram?
00:16:46Yeah, yeah.
00:16:47Whitney thought because your dad was on TV, it will help drive traffic to her page.
00:16:51But the point is, Maggie, this will really help you.
00:16:54Whitney really knows.
00:16:55Oh, Whitney does fuck all.
00:17:00What?
00:17:00Oh, nothing.
00:17:01Sorry.
00:17:02Oh, no, no.
00:17:04Whitney's.
00:17:06Oh, no, I don't have it in me.
00:17:07Whitney is an idiot.
00:17:09And you've become the most selfish fucking hippie I have ever met.
00:17:14What?
00:17:15Sorry.
00:17:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:18I'm sorry.
00:17:18It's all this bollocks.
00:17:20I know that healing can feel uncomfortable.
00:17:22Oh, what the fuck?
00:17:24Do you know about healing, Eddie?
00:17:25Do you even know what the word means?
00:17:27Because it doesn't mean going AWOL with a fake guru who clearly just stole your money to get turkey teeth.
00:17:34What are you talking about?
00:17:35Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:37There's no way the Eddie I know believes any of this shit.
00:17:41You have a sharper mind than that.
00:17:43It's just, it's disappointing, honestly.
00:17:45Maggie, maybe we should take a meditation break.
00:17:48I mean, your forehead veins are telling me your chakras are completely off balance.
00:17:51New rule.
00:17:52You're only allowed to speak if you're vaccinated.
00:17:53Hi, can't have loud emotional arguments in here.
00:17:56This is a restaurant.
00:17:56That's fine.
00:17:57We were just leaving.
00:17:58No, Eddie, come on.
00:17:58Eddie.
00:17:59No, you've said enough.
00:18:00I should have listened to Whitney and done this weeks ago.
00:18:02But Maggie, we're done.
00:18:05I don't want you in my life anymore.
00:18:09Good for you.
00:18:10Good for you.
00:18:17Sit down, darling.
00:18:27I'm really proud of you.
00:18:30You told her the truth.
00:18:33And the truth, as they say, will set you free.
00:18:37Hey, let me top you off.
00:18:40Can we have the bill, please?
00:18:52All right.
00:19:01Could I trouble you for our coats, please?
00:19:04Yes.
00:19:08Come on.
00:19:10Is she okay?
00:19:10What?
00:19:11Oh, fine.
00:19:11Yeah, fine.
00:19:12Nothing that a little fresh air won't fix.
00:19:14We're off to an award ceremony up the road.
00:19:18Hope it doesn't drag on too long.
00:19:20You know what they're like.
00:19:21A bit like school assembly that you can't escape from.
00:19:26Mark Anderson.
00:19:27Me, yep.
00:19:28Any advance on the coats, love, please.
00:19:30But you don't remember me.
00:19:32Now, you were probably too little.
00:19:35You're only nine, I think, tiny wee thing.
00:19:37I babysat for you back in Galway.
00:19:41I didn't think I'd see you again.
00:19:43And I sat down for lunch and bam, in your walks.
00:19:47I was only 20-odd.
00:19:49God, I'm so young enough.
00:19:51I feel awful.
00:19:52Come on, ladies.
00:19:53And I felt so bad because your mom was so lovely.
00:19:58God.
00:20:00I didn't know what I was doing.
00:20:09You know, I refused to talk to that journalist woman.
00:20:15She called me a few months ago when I said I wouldn't talk about you, even though she said the
00:20:19other women had.
00:20:24Just so you know.
00:20:27Right, come on, then.
00:20:28What was she talking about?
00:20:29Oh, uh, I don't know.
00:20:30God knows.
00:20:32I don't think she's right in the head.
00:20:34What was she talking about?
00:20:35Affairs.
00:20:35Oh, they try and do this to every semi-famous man of a certain age nowadays.
00:20:42Some hack has written a supposed expose on my romantic relationships in the 90s.
00:20:48Affairs.
00:20:48All consensual.
00:20:49All adults.
00:20:50But because some of these women that worked with me at the time...
00:20:54Poor you.
00:20:55Now they're trying to claim there's some kind of abuse involved.
00:20:57I mean, come on.
00:20:59It's just crap.
00:20:59It's nonsense.
00:21:01Well, what can you do?
00:21:02You know what I mean?
00:21:03Sell us papers.
00:21:03And that's why you want me to come with you tonight, right?
00:21:06No, of course not.
00:21:07You're about to get cancelled, so you want to use me to show that you're actually a loving family man
00:21:11who wouldn't hurt a flight.
00:21:12All right, just calm down.
00:21:15I won't do that for you.
00:21:18You know, a not very wise man once said to me the truth will set you free, but...
00:21:21I think what he actually meant is it's more fun to be brutally honest, but only when it suits you.
00:21:27Which is not as catchy.
00:21:31I have spent so many years trying to figure you out.
00:21:37But if so much of what you say is a lie, then what's the point in even trying?
00:21:41I have this unshakable hope in us that made me come here today and it made me drink.
00:21:45And I don't drink anymore, but I can't say that to you because it's too close to the bone, isn't
00:21:48it?
00:21:50How many did you have before I got here today?
00:21:52Four or five?
00:21:56I'd have guessed four, but I'm a little rusty.
00:22:01I'm not like you.
00:22:05I'm medicated.
00:22:22I stole fifty quid from his wallet.
00:22:26Do you want a hot chocolate?
00:22:32Yeah.
00:22:33No, no.
00:22:43Listen.
00:22:45No, no.
00:23:02I'm not like you to die.
00:23:05I'm going to save her.
00:23:06Oh, sorry, if I just...
00:23:08I know I need to fight for her.
00:23:09I know she deserves it, okay?
00:23:11Okay.
00:23:12I'll send a Zoom link.
00:23:13We can get planning...
00:23:13Stop sending me fucking Zoom links.
00:23:16I am the captain now.
00:23:17No more Zoom.
00:23:17You've got it, Captain.
00:23:18Google me.
00:23:18It is...
00:23:19Just meet me in my flat in an hour.
00:23:21I'll bring all the nerdy stationery I know you have.
00:23:23We're going big.
00:23:24Yes.
00:23:25I'll stop.
00:23:43They're nicer than I thought you were.
00:23:49My dad died jet skiing with his mistress in Jamaica
00:23:53when my mum was pregnant with me.
00:23:58There used to be a lot more jet ski accidents.
00:24:04Sacred inner space.
00:24:07We must be careful about who we allow
00:24:10to influence our fertile spirits.
00:24:13Especially as busy CEOs
00:24:15in the fast-paced world of corporate stationery.
00:24:21Did that work?
00:24:22It is perfect.
00:24:24CEOs are going to love it
00:24:25and you'll be so grateful.
00:24:27Well, she better.
00:24:29Because, I mean, she hasn't actually paid me yet.
00:24:31I mean, that's the only reason I'm even here.
00:24:35She will.
00:24:35Don't worry.
00:24:36Because 20 grand will buy us
00:24:37a lot of bamboo sleeping mats.
00:24:39I'll chase the invoice.
00:24:40Make sure it's cash or check.
00:24:42Once we get to Devon tomorrow,
00:24:43we won't have Wi-Fi on the farm.
00:24:46Right then.
00:24:47Those stationary honchos
00:24:48are absolutely ravenous
00:24:50for your keynote speech.
00:24:52They're just in with the Reiki fella now.
00:24:54In the meantime,
00:24:55we need your phones.
00:24:58The frog shaming has a bit of a thing
00:25:00about 5G.
00:25:01And we like to keep these retreats
00:25:02as screen-free as possible.
00:25:08Anya,
00:25:09Whitney was just asking you about her fee.
00:25:10Oh, all in hand.
00:25:11We just need to get you in
00:25:12for a quick order assessment, Whitney.
00:25:14Mandatory for all guest practitioners.
00:25:17Hello?
00:25:18Oh, sorry, babe.
00:25:20The assessment's strictly confidential.
00:25:22No plus one.
00:25:23Whitney would want me there.
00:25:24I don't, actually.
00:25:25Just stay here and...
00:25:27Practice breathing.
00:25:35And you wrote me into helping out.
00:25:37I really didn't want to,
00:25:38but I used to owe her bail money
00:25:39for that thing in Falaraki, so...
00:25:41They're like the other guests.
00:25:47Um...
00:25:49Is that a pager?
00:25:50Sorry, I, uh, I'm needed in the, um...
00:25:54Clonic tent.
00:25:55So just wait here and I'll with me long.
00:26:08I just thought people would be home.
00:26:09Let's leave over a print.
00:26:12What was that?
00:26:13I'm sorry, okay?
00:26:15I don't fuck all about this woo-woo shit.
00:26:16It's very hard to improvise around a subject
00:26:18you know nothing about.
00:26:19Which is why you were sent a 35-page primer.
00:26:22Can confirm it was sent to your Gmail authors?
00:26:24It was homeworklock last weekend.
00:26:26Call yourself an ally.
00:26:27Fine.
00:26:27Let me summarise.
00:26:29Print, you probably need a refresher too, so...
00:26:36Right.
00:26:37So the goal today is to deprogram Eddie
00:26:39and save her from Whitney's evil scheme.
00:26:41It's not as simple as just showing her
00:26:43the evidence we've found.
00:26:44Eddie has really drunk that kombucha Kool-Aid,
00:26:47so we need to be careful.
00:26:48But if we can keep her here
00:26:50and follow these simple steps I found on Reddit,
00:26:53oh, I think we have a shot at success.
00:26:56I know it's a big fucking swing,
00:26:58but it's the least Eddie deserves.
00:26:59Which is why I stepped up to be the primary
00:27:01slash only financial backer
00:27:03and executive producer.
00:27:04Right.
00:27:04Thank you, Krent.
00:27:06We've got step one out of the way.
00:27:08We've got them separated.
00:27:09And Anya's holding Whitney off.
00:27:11For now.
00:27:12But we're on the part, people.
00:27:14Whitney is getting on a secret fight
00:27:15early tomorrow morning.
00:27:16So we need to intercept today.
00:27:19Save Eddie and...
00:27:20And get her goddamn money back.
00:27:24I was getting to that.
00:27:26Eddie has transferred almost everything she has
00:27:29into Whitney's bank account
00:27:30so that she can buy this supposed farm in her name.
00:27:34But we know the pictures she showed Eddie
00:27:37are just the fifth result
00:27:39when you Google image search.
00:27:41English farm.
00:27:43Phone me.
00:27:44We need to get that money
00:27:46out of Whitney's account by EOD
00:27:48before it's gone forever.
00:27:50What does NFJ have?
00:27:52I've almost cracked Whitney's account,
00:27:54but I've come up against one final hurdle.
00:27:56The memorable question.
00:27:57What's the memorable question?
00:27:59First pet's name.
00:28:02Well, he looks like Larry.
00:28:04Try Larry.
00:28:05That is where Anya comes in.
00:28:10Ready to start the assessment?
00:28:12I've never seen equipment like this before.
00:28:16May I ask which practitioner
00:28:18this is informed by?
00:28:19Oh, I believe it was
00:28:21Savaya Subramaniyaswami
00:28:22who perfected the technique.
00:28:25Mm-hmm.
00:28:26Impressive.
00:28:27So.
00:28:27So, question one.
00:28:29What would you say
00:28:31your soul animal is?
00:28:34Soul animal.
00:28:36Damn, she's good.
00:28:37Okay then, team.
00:28:43Send in
00:28:44the interrogator.
00:28:49Jillian?
00:28:50Eddie!
00:28:51What a lovely surprise!
00:29:02Well now,
00:29:03it's been a while.
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:06Sorry,
00:29:07did Anya invite you?
00:29:08Retirement,
00:29:09it turns out,
00:29:10is awfully boring.
00:29:11So I've been doing
00:29:12some light events catering.
00:29:14Keeps me busy.
00:29:16Would you like
00:29:16a cheese spoon?
00:29:18I made them this morning.
00:29:24Are you sure
00:29:25your mom can do that?
00:29:27When I was 17,
00:29:28I admitted to making
00:29:29her drink at a wedding
00:29:29I hadn't even been at.
00:29:31What's her secret?
00:29:32Guilt.
00:29:33Guilt and crumbs.
00:29:35Ooh.
00:29:37Wow.
00:29:38Mm.
00:29:38That's so loose.
00:29:41So, Eddie,
00:29:42I hear you're moving
00:29:43to Devon tomorrow.
00:29:45Mm.
00:29:47We've bought a small farm.
00:29:50And we're going to
00:29:51live off the land
00:29:52and start an intentional
00:29:53community focused
00:29:54on inner peace.
00:29:56Make sure you finish
00:29:57that love.
00:29:57It's bad love
00:29:58to leave a scorn in half.
00:30:00And how can your friend
00:30:02Whitney afford a farm?
00:30:06We bought it together.
00:30:08That's nice.
00:30:0950-50 sort of a deal.
00:30:11And you've been down
00:30:13to have a look,
00:30:13I take it,
00:30:15before making
00:30:15any financial commitment.
00:30:19Wow.
00:30:20That was
00:30:22delicious.
00:30:24Really
00:30:25overwhelming.
00:30:27In a good way.
00:30:30Have another one.
00:30:32While they're fresh.
00:30:37Did you see that?
00:30:38That was good.
00:30:41Very, yeah.
00:30:42What was it then?
00:30:43Look at the look
00:30:44on Eddie's face.
00:30:46It's the same look she gets
00:30:47when someone offers her
00:30:48a bump in the loo.
00:30:50She's not sure.
00:30:51Yes, yes, yes.
00:30:57Look at this.
00:30:58I don't want to get involved
00:31:00in the rift
00:31:01between you and Maggie.
00:31:03But I'm her mommy
00:31:03and I've got to say one thing.
00:31:05What's she doing?
00:31:06You mean so much to Maggie.
00:31:08You're her family, Eddie.
00:31:10And I just...
00:31:12I worry about
00:31:13what'll happen to her
00:31:14without you.
00:31:16How about
00:31:17what will happen to me?
00:31:20Quiet!
00:31:21Pull her out!
00:31:22And send one more.
00:31:23Just go!
00:31:27Jesus!
00:31:29Jelena!
00:31:31I have spent
00:31:31a lot of my life
00:31:32looking after Maggie.
00:31:34You abandoned her, Eddie.
00:31:35Do you have any idea
00:31:36what that did to her?
00:31:39Jelena!
00:31:42There you are.
00:31:43Everything is ready
00:31:45for your acupuncture session
00:31:48with
00:31:49Sean Ness
00:31:52Café.
00:31:55Of course!
00:31:58We wouldn't want to keep
00:32:00Sean Ness Café wishing,
00:32:02would we?
00:32:14I recently discovered
00:32:15that I was a dog
00:32:16in most of my previous lives.
00:32:18And I must say,
00:32:20I think I recognise
00:32:21the scent
00:32:21of your astral trail,
00:32:23Whitney.
00:32:25Perhaps we were
00:32:26puppies together
00:32:27in
00:32:29Soviet Russia.
00:32:31wouldn't that be something?
00:32:36Ever had a dog, Whitney?
00:32:38One.
00:32:39As a kid,
00:32:40her name was Baby.
00:32:41Baby!
00:32:43Is that?
00:32:44Baby.
00:32:45Yeah, Baby.
00:32:47Baby, don't do that.
00:32:50No.
00:32:51I didn't know
00:32:52about the attempt
00:32:53they made on.
00:32:54Go ahead!
00:32:57That was not
00:32:58what I asked you to do.
00:33:00I think you'll find
00:33:00it's exactly
00:33:01what you asked.
00:33:02Thank you very much.
00:33:02I sowed seeds
00:33:03of doubt.
00:33:04And then I had
00:33:05some time left over
00:33:05so I thought
00:33:06I'd try and help.
00:33:07I'm not doing this
00:33:07for me, Mum.
00:33:08I'm doing it for Eddie.
00:33:08Of course you are, darling.
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:13Time for stage three.
00:33:14Inform.
00:33:15Ready to go?
00:33:16Toast paper.
00:33:17I mean,
00:33:17if I was right
00:33:18about what an HDMI cable is.
00:33:19Wait!
00:33:20Wait!
00:33:20Before we watch,
00:33:22I just want to say
00:33:25from the moment
00:33:26I saw Flubber
00:33:27in my father's home theater,
00:33:28I knew my future
00:33:29lay in the art
00:33:30of what the French
00:33:31call cinema.
00:33:32Oh, God,
00:33:32I knew I should've
00:33:33worked on this first.
00:33:52Hey, Eddie.
00:33:53Don't freak out.
00:33:54Sit down.
00:33:55Relax.
00:33:57In his seminal,
00:33:591981 paper,
00:34:00Cult Formation,
00:34:02a psychiatrist,
00:34:03Robert J. Lifton,
00:34:03observed that the most
00:34:04common, unifying feature
00:34:06of high-control groups
00:34:07is the presence
00:34:08of a charismatic leader,
00:34:10one who can't be questioned
00:34:11or held accountable
00:34:12for anything they do.
00:34:15Not bad.
00:34:17All of us can relate
00:34:19to having someone
00:34:20to look up to.
00:34:21For instance,
00:34:22if Madonna told me
00:34:23to plunge my hands
00:34:24into a bucket
00:34:25of hot piss,
00:34:26I'd say,
00:34:27pass the bucket.
00:34:30But that doesn't mean
00:34:31I wouldn't regret it
00:34:31later, Eddie,
00:34:32when I'm scrubbing
00:34:33my hands under hot water
00:34:34trying to get
00:34:35the smell of piss off me.
00:34:36Once strictly a job
00:34:38for dirty white men.
00:34:40Cult leadership
00:34:41is now a viable option
00:34:42for people
00:34:43from all walks of life.
00:34:45Even hot girls.
00:34:51Shit, she's getting antsy.
00:34:52No, we knew
00:34:53this would happen,
00:34:54so we also added this.
00:34:57When the camera flashing,
00:34:59I act so happy.
00:35:00I'm in heaven
00:35:01where you're looking
00:35:03and me
00:35:05age on all my dreams.
00:35:07I will always end up
00:35:09you and hate you.
00:35:10It's not fair.
00:35:12It's not fair.
00:35:14What the fuck, Frank?
00:35:16Well, I did better
00:35:17than whatever that was.
00:35:18Get her off,
00:35:19bitch, that's gonna kill me!
00:35:22What were you thinking?
00:35:23I was thinking
00:35:23my audience needed
00:35:24some sugar with their medicine.
00:35:26I'm gonna kill her!
00:35:27I'm gonna laugh on!
00:35:29Look, this isn't
00:35:30some fun, bitch.
00:35:31This is Eddie's life.
00:35:32And if we fuck this up
00:35:33because you idiots
00:35:34can't do anything normally,
00:35:36then I might lose
00:35:37if we're good this time
00:35:37and I can't face that, okay?
00:35:40I can't face it!
00:35:43So please,
00:35:44just fucking focus!
00:35:51just try, Larry.
00:35:52What?
00:35:53No!
00:35:54No, no, no!
00:35:55No.
00:35:57Gee, it must nearly
00:35:58be time for my talk.
00:36:00You've actually only been here
00:36:00for 20 minutes.
00:36:02Your reading can really
00:36:03contort your sense of time.
00:36:05If you let it.
00:36:07My sense of time
00:36:08was specifically complimented
00:36:09on by a clockless monk
00:36:10monk I met in Peru.
00:36:13Hmm?
00:36:15Wait.
00:36:16What's she doing?
00:36:22It's happening!
00:36:23Stage four people!
00:36:24Come the fuck on!
00:36:35One sec.
00:36:37Got to wrangle
00:36:37some lost herbalists.
00:36:38things axial
00:36:43Yeah,
00:36:51touch
00:36:51Yeah
00:36:58Yeah
00:37:07There's like
00:37:08Oh, hey!
00:37:14Andy!
00:37:15Can you just check my crotch is dry?
00:37:18Is this for real?
00:37:23It's locked!
00:37:25What?
00:37:26It shouldn't be locked!
00:37:27Fuck!
00:37:27Ryan!
00:37:28Gillian!
00:37:29Andy, what?
00:37:31A baby is coming out of her!
00:37:33Fucking help her!
00:37:37Quick you!
00:37:38Where's Whitney?
00:37:38There's a map in your emails!
00:37:40No, I mean, she's not in the room!
00:37:46Help us, you prick!
00:37:49Shh, shh, shh, shh!
00:37:50You might burst the baby!
00:37:53You need to distract me!
00:37:54Take my hand!
00:37:56Jog!
00:37:59Maggie, they need you!
00:38:00We'll find her!
00:38:01Help!
00:38:03Help me!
00:38:07Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving.
00:38:09Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving.
00:38:12I'm leaving to build an intentional community with Whitney!
00:38:15That's kind of an extreme thing to do.
00:38:17It only seems extreme to you because you're not truly spiritual, please.
00:38:20There's been all of 2009 and then the ashram in Croydon.
00:38:23No ad-libbing!
00:38:24It looks to me like you're doing what you always do.
00:38:30Running away.
00:38:32Running away?
00:38:33I don't think it will help.
00:38:34I don't think that will help.
00:38:36I think everything felt really hard and you wanted to be someone else.
00:38:41You wanted a way to feel free and happy and not constantly fighting anymore.
00:38:46I know what that's like.
00:38:48I get that. I really do.
00:38:49But you know what my mum always says?
00:38:52Wherever you go...
00:38:54Wherever you go...
00:38:56There you are!
00:38:59You didn't have to do with the fucking accent!
00:39:01Oops!
00:39:04Oh shit!
00:39:23Now, I don't know exactly what that's supposed to smell like.
00:39:28But I'm pretty sure it is an apple juice.
00:39:37I'm a fucking bartender!
00:39:41Good point.
00:39:47Shit!
00:39:49She's loose!
00:39:50Quick!
00:39:51Quick! Somebody get eyes on Eddie!
00:39:52Eyes on Eddie!
00:39:55What is this?
00:39:57Eddie?
00:39:58Listen to us.
00:40:00Oh my god!
00:40:01Oh my god, Eddie!
00:40:02These people locked me in a room!
00:40:03No, we didn't!
00:40:04There was no lock.
00:40:05We made very sure of that.
00:40:06Yeah, we used lies instead.
00:40:08Eddie?
00:40:08We need to get out of here.
00:40:10Like, now.
00:40:11Her dad is alive!
00:40:16Ronald Hodgkiss, 66.
00:40:17Happily married to Angela Hodgkiss.
00:40:18Also 66.
00:40:19For over 40 years.
00:40:21That's a picture of him with Whitney.
00:40:23Or Catherine, since that's her real name, actually.
00:40:25Eddie?
00:40:25Our family reunion a few months ago.
00:40:29He messaged earlier asking if you might need a lift from the airport tomorrow.
00:40:33Didn't I say they would try and discredit me like this?
00:40:36They are demons and they want to block your path to the light.
00:40:38And she is also a failed slime influencer.
00:40:41She's actually a serial influencer, which is really sad.
00:40:44All my friends are influencers without even trying to be.
00:40:47She keeps making online personas to scam people, Eddie.
00:40:50She's been doing it for years.
00:40:52Oh, I can't believe we need to point this out.
00:40:54Look at her brand new teeth!
00:40:56They are insanely white!
00:40:58She looks like she's on Geordie Shore.
00:40:59She's not even a real healer.
00:41:00She's a liar!
00:41:08You're being insane!
00:41:10Stop it, stop!
00:41:12Eddie, none of this was meant to hurt you.
00:41:14Maybe this wasn't the right way to go about it, but...
00:41:17I knew you needed to be un-brainwashed.
00:41:20And maybe we should have got an expert and we didn't have much time and...
00:41:24Please, Eddie, I'm sorry.
00:41:26I didn't mean to make you feel, but...
00:41:27I'm trying to save you.
00:41:29I might be bad at it, but look, I'm trying.
00:41:36Is your dad alive?
00:41:39Depends what you mean by dad.
00:41:42I mean, is my birth father alive?
00:41:46Well, sure.
00:41:47So when you told me that you knew exactly how I felt,
00:41:51that you'd been on the same journey as me and you knew how to fix me,
00:41:55that was just marketing.
00:41:57No.
00:41:59Give Eddie her money back.
00:42:00You give it back and you leave and let her family take care of her.
00:42:04If you're referring to the investment Eddie willingly made into our intentional community,
00:42:09then those funds have already been used to buy land.
00:42:11The land we decided to buy together.
00:42:13We know there's no land, Whitney.
00:42:15It doesn't exist.
00:42:19You know, I actually help people.
00:42:23And you all find that so challenging that you have to try and discredit me and make up all these
00:42:30lies.
00:42:30Oh, we are the liars.
00:42:32And you are the one with a made up name.
00:42:35You know what?
00:42:35Why don't you go and shove a crystal dildo up your hole, Catherine?
00:42:39No.
00:42:39I've had to deal with this kind of prejudice ever since I began healing others.
00:42:46much like, much like Jesus Christ himself had to endure.
00:42:55And if requiring some financial compensation for the burden I carry with me every day for being a bearer of
00:43:04light is a bad thing to you?
00:43:06Well, that says everything about you people.
00:43:09And how little you value enlightenment.
00:43:13I mean, what do you offer each other?
00:43:20Loads.
00:43:24Because I can take you to the light.
00:43:28I can take you to the light.
00:43:37Let's go.
00:43:55Really?
00:43:58You're gonna believe these freaks over me?
00:44:01The person who saved you?
00:44:10You know, one day, I will ascend to the celestial heaven that's waiting for me.
00:44:17And I will look down on all of you from my throne of purity.
00:44:21With my childhood cat Choo Choo by my side because I know...
00:44:26She's waiting for me.
00:44:30And I will watch y'all... burn.
00:44:36Back at me!
00:44:43Oh no.
00:44:48What...
00:44:50A day!
00:44:52What?
00:44:54Anya?
00:44:55Are you not pregnant?
00:44:57Not anymore.
00:44:59So where's the baby?
00:45:00At home?
00:45:02Oh...
00:45:03Saves...
00:45:04Saves so fast.
00:45:06And she jumped through a really high window.
00:45:08Do you know if she's ever been in Cirque du Soleil or something?
00:45:11Which...
00:45:12And say what?
00:45:14Hi!
00:45:15I'm a fucking idiot who gave all my money to a white girl who owns clip-in dreadlocks.
00:45:20They can't do anything!
00:45:21I gave her that money!
00:45:31Ryan?
00:45:33Was I in a tiny cult?
00:45:35A bit, yeah.
00:45:38It's alright, Eddie.
00:45:39We've all found ourselves in a pyramid scheme or two.
00:45:42And this...
00:45:43This was the only way to fucking tell me that!
00:45:53Let's talk.
00:45:56Just you and me.
00:45:58I don't wanna do that.
00:46:00Eddie, please, just...
00:46:03Just give me one night.
00:46:07I don't wanna be here.
00:46:08Well, we can leave.
00:46:10We can go somewhere else.
00:46:13Where?
00:46:28I was in your dream last night.
00:46:33I came to tell you everything.
00:46:36It tastes so fast.
00:46:40It tastes so strong.
00:46:45I love them how I feel.
00:46:52I hope you understand.
00:46:55I'm sorry, we're closed for a private function.
00:46:57Well, tell them all the staff.
00:46:58Look, my boyfriend sucks and I need to drink to forget he exists.
00:47:01That way when I next see him, it will be a nice surprise.
00:47:04We went to see the hangover too and afterwards all I said was that men aren't as funny as they
00:47:07think they are and they kicked off.
00:47:09Why are men so wet?
00:47:10Why is it so fucking quiet in here?
00:47:13You're at a wake.
00:47:18Fuck.
00:47:19It's not even y'all more important, was it?
00:47:21Nah, just my dad.
00:47:24Oh my god.
00:47:25Oh, Eddie, I am so sorry for your loss.
00:47:27You know, your dad loved you so much.
00:47:29Thanks, Auntie Babs.
00:47:30He was always so proud of you.
00:47:34Oh, would you like a...
00:47:35Double checking coat, please, babes.
00:47:37I'll bring it over.
00:47:38Oh, thank you.
00:47:41I have crashed your funeral.
00:47:43I think it's called a wake if there's booze.
00:47:46You don't happen to have any kind of trap door.
00:47:48You could open beneath me or...
00:47:50This isn't gonna work.
00:47:52A highlighter of our friendship isn't gonna make everything okay.
00:47:54I know, I know what's more complicated than...
00:47:56The fact that the way we met is funny and adorable doesn't mean that we're supposed to be in each
00:47:59other's lives forever.
00:47:59I know, Eddie.
00:48:02Why don't you just sit?
00:48:09One sec.
00:48:24It's just a glass.
00:48:25It's in a safe.
00:48:29Oh, my God.
00:48:35Is that from when Ryan was in his...
00:48:36Woo!
00:48:42Starlight Express era.
00:48:43I'm gonna stay with Jay.
00:48:44No, Eddie J's.
00:48:45Jay.
00:48:46Move to Arizona to prepare for the apocalypse.
00:48:51Can I please borrow your phone?
00:48:53I need to Google Free Accommodation London.
00:48:54Well, that is a one way to take it to sex trafficking, so I'm gonna say no.
00:49:00You promised me one night I...
00:49:16not to do that anymore.
00:49:17That is worth it,ания.
00:49:20You can't really wake up...
00:49:21Now we're supposed to drop completely.
00:49:22In other words...
00:49:22you, самые big ones.
00:49:23You can use me slip to legs...
00:49:30not to take sedetzung...
00:49:31They're not creepy, but you can Barry!
00:49:31Ah, I'll be making all of them.
00:49:32As thin went south as you, look.
00:49:32We want it right now.
00:49:33It was clear about the definition.
00:49:33Of all the old man pubs and all of mid-recession Dalston, I walked into yours.
00:49:38You realise my dad's wake might not be the hilarious memory that you think it is?
00:49:44Why wasn't the one laughing?
00:49:49So, what I'm going to do is, quietly and respectfully, tiptoe out of here and you never have to see
00:49:54me again.
00:49:54I don't think so. It would just look weird if you leave so quickly.
00:49:57Oh, come on, I...
00:49:57You need to work on your mourner persona. Are you a relative? Ooh, secret family!
00:50:01Uh, maybe I could be, like, a young runaway your dad took in.
00:50:08God, sorry, it's really hard to work with the age difference.
00:50:11I haven't laughed in so long that my face actually hurts.
00:50:28I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
00:50:32Theodora?
00:50:33And it's over.
00:50:34Theodora, my glass has been empty for an hour. I wish you'd go round to do top-ups.
00:50:39I'm actually at my father's wake in more of a personal capacity, as much as I valued him as an
00:50:43employer, but you're welcome to do it. Or, Jay?
00:50:46No, your brother needs to get back to work before the U.S. markets open, and I need to be
00:50:50available for people. Eddie, I am the widow.
00:50:55You divorced him 15 years ago.
00:50:57Who's this?
00:50:59Uh...
00:50:59Maureen Johnson.
00:51:01Um, good friend of the deceased.
00:51:03Cam.
00:51:04Cam.
00:51:05The deceased was his golf nickname.
00:51:07Cameron didn't play golf.
00:51:08Funny, he never mentioned an ex-wife. Not once in all our golf times.
00:51:17Brave to go after my mum.
00:51:19We've just met.
00:51:20Are you too close?
00:51:22Like sisters.
00:51:23Buffet emergency.
00:51:23Sorry, but we are headed straight for a sausage roll, drow Eddie. Now, I can go to the Big Sains.
00:51:30No, it wasn't sausage rolls.
00:51:31No?
00:51:31No, Dad hated sausage rolls. He said they looked like flaky dicks. It was...
00:51:35We are headed straight for a scotch egg, drow Eddie. Now, I can go to the Big Sains, for example.
00:51:39Well, this is Maureen.
00:51:41Maggie.
00:51:42Donovan.
00:51:43Entrette.
00:51:43This is Maggie. He's a funeral crusher.
00:51:46This is my best friend, Will.
00:51:47Ew! Your best friend is mine.
00:51:50Good God, aren't you?
00:51:52You have to admit, though, it felt like we were destined to meet.
00:51:54Why?
00:51:55Because you made me laugh when I was sad.
00:51:57Whitney always said...
00:51:58Oh, come on.
00:51:58She always said, use fun as a tool to keep me captive.
00:52:01Well, that's insane.
00:52:01Her point was that you deflect with jokes to avoid the real shit.
00:52:05I don't avoid the real shit, Eddie. I can't.
00:52:08Just learnt that having a sense of humour about that kind of stuff is sort of crucial for survival.
00:52:13Sitting in the misery won't make the misery go away.
00:52:16I know I might not be your classic version of a support sister, but I do support you.
00:52:21Like when you first took over Wet Mouth.
00:52:23Is that a new nickname?
00:52:24It's gross.
00:52:26It's what you should rename the poem.
00:52:28No one wants to get fucked up in the Red Lion.
00:52:32Lions are orange.
00:52:34I haven't decided yet.
00:52:35Like, I'd have to leave law school.
00:52:37Eddie, anyone can be a lawyer, but not everyone gets to run a cool bar.
00:52:39It's not cool.
00:52:40Yeah, but it could be.
00:52:41All you have to do is, like, get someone from Vice to DJ once a month and make sure the
00:52:45bathrooms are disgusting.
00:52:47What are you doing?
00:52:48Just come up here.
00:52:51Have you got any stiggies?
00:52:53Hmm.
00:53:06Make a wish, bitch.
00:53:09It's like you're campaigning to be the mayor of my life.
00:53:12None of this is relevant.
00:53:13Stop doing that.
00:53:15It's fucking pointless.
00:53:17Being your friend is hard fucking work, Maggie.
00:53:19You're just ignoring all the times.
00:53:21You...
00:53:22Hey, you okay?
00:53:24You look hungover.
00:53:25I'm fine.
00:53:25Thank you for saying I look like shit.
00:53:27Where's the other guys?
00:53:29Oh, sorry.
00:53:30I asked for two glasses.
00:53:32You've only given me one.
00:53:34I had zero living family who could support me in any real way.
00:53:37I know.
00:53:38And then suddenly dropped on my lap.
00:53:39It was a massive responsibility.
00:53:41The bar.
00:53:41You.
00:53:42Robert Downey Jr. Unconfirmed, but I see it.
00:53:45Carrie Fisher.
00:53:46Legend.
00:53:47Vincent Van Gogh.
00:53:48No way.
00:53:49Do not cut off your ear.
00:53:51I will try.
00:53:52Mel Gibson.
00:53:53They can't all be good.
00:53:55Kurt Cobain.
00:53:56I know you girls say having a disgusting toilet makes the bar cooler, but there's got to be limits to
00:54:00that, don't we think?
00:54:01Can you just leave out the ones who kill themselves?
00:54:03Yeah.
00:54:08Great.
00:54:09Sinead O'Connor.
00:54:10What about her?
00:54:11I'm finding cool celebrities with bipolar disorder to cheer Maggie up.
00:54:15Well, the first thing to do is find the best treatment and get you into a routine.
00:54:20I think moving in with me would do you a world of good in that respect.
00:54:23No way.
00:54:24Just while you're...
00:54:24No.
00:54:25But darling, I don't want you to be alone while you're...
00:54:29What if something...
00:54:35I can stay with her for a bit.
00:54:38Oh, look, it's fine.
00:54:39No, no, no.
00:54:39It'll be a nice change from upstairs.
00:54:42I've got so many rats now.
00:54:43I might need to build some sort of home for them.
00:54:45Oh.
00:54:49Is that cool?
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:54Grunt.
00:54:55That's it.
00:54:59Do you have any jobs going?
00:55:01I can't do this anymore.
00:55:05Oh, my God.
00:55:07The six months that Annie worked here were the drunkest of my life.
00:55:10Yeah, I know.
00:55:11I live with you for most of them.
00:55:14Right.
00:55:16That must have been a lot for you.
00:55:17I get it.
00:55:19You don't get it, Maggie.
00:55:20How could you?
00:55:21I do.
00:55:21No, you don't.
00:55:22You have never had to be responsible for anyone else in your whole life.
00:55:27Where are you?
00:55:28Pissing!
00:55:47How's it looking, Amir?
00:55:50Something or someone has given birth in the sink.
00:55:52But other than that, I'm not the same.
00:55:55Look, I know you think this friendship has been about you looking after me, and I get
00:55:58that, but I look after you, too.
00:56:02No, you don't.
00:56:02I do, Eddie.
00:56:03Just because my care looks different to yours.
00:56:05Name one time you've looked after me successfully.
00:56:07What other than today?
00:56:08Maggie.
00:56:09Fine.
00:56:13Exactly.
00:56:14Just give me a minute.
00:56:19Okay.
00:56:20How about that time you...
00:56:21They're honestly not that bad.
00:56:24Okay, go home.
00:56:25I'll, I'll, I'll land the bird.
00:56:26That's not what happened.
00:56:27They're honestly not that bad.
00:56:31Okay, go home.
00:56:32I'll, I'll, I'll land the bird.
00:56:32My point still stands.
00:56:33You're making it sound like a bigger deal than it was because you always change the narrative
00:56:37to suit you.
00:56:38No, I don't.
00:56:38You change so many details.
00:56:40Eddie.
00:56:43My memory is fucked from years of being on lithium.
00:56:47I'm sorry.
00:56:48It's not, it's not intentional.
00:56:49It's not malicious.
00:56:50I just...
00:56:51I can't remember every detail of every moment and that makes me sad sometimes, but yeah.
00:56:56Can't be helped.
00:56:57Like...
00:56:58It's not on purpose.
00:57:02I'm sorry if it's too much.
00:57:05I'm sorry if I lent on you.
00:57:07I honestly didn't know I was doing it.
00:57:08I just didn't have the tools to...
00:57:11I didn't have any tools.
00:57:13It's like I was trying to fix an engine with my bare hands and no YouTube.
00:57:18I'm sorry you had to be like the...
00:57:21Farmer Hoggett to my babe.
00:57:38That's my second Regina of the night.
00:57:40It's party shacks.
00:57:52Sometimes I think it was more like the babe leading the babe.
00:57:56I don't know if I was like the babe.
00:58:23I don't know if I was like the babe.
00:58:27Okay, maybe my shitty memory only remembers the good things, but the night you will miss, when we...
00:58:38This is definitely the best shag I've ever had, including women, which is very unusual.
00:58:45Congratulations.
00:58:46It's all about the knuckles.
00:58:47The knuckles!
00:58:49Not the knuckles.
00:58:51It would be classic Anya to like that, though.
00:58:53You made a cute speech.
00:58:55Did I?
00:58:55I don't remember.
00:58:56Oh, come on.
00:58:57No, I don't.
00:58:59I told you I'm basically Dory from Finding Nemo if she also had a mood disorder.
00:59:03You said something like...
00:59:05Hear ye, hear ye.
00:59:07I have known Miss Theodora Rushton for six years now, and in that time she has made my life infinitely
00:59:14better.
00:59:15Oh, it's a serious one.
00:59:16Um, on top of that, she has single-handedly turned Wet Mouth into the three-time motherfucking Halloween over for
00:59:26the year!
00:59:30Eddie, I have seen you deal with every set bath, every angry drunk man, every pile of puke in the
00:59:37bathroom like it's nothing, but I know...we know.
00:59:41It's not nothing, it's amazing.
00:59:45Eddie, you are the coolest, strongest, smartest person I know, and I really fucking love you.
00:59:53No, I can't.
00:59:54No, you have to feel feelings.
00:59:55No, I don't.
00:59:55Tickle her until she feels feelings.
00:59:57I must feel feelings.
00:59:59Oh, heyya!
01:00:01That was gorgeous, babe.
01:00:03Oh, nice!
01:00:05Sorry, I don't want to be rude, but who are you?
01:00:07I'm nice.
01:00:09I was sat at the table next to you at the walls and thought you guys seemed more fun.
01:00:16Brian in the house!
01:00:18Brian in the house!
01:00:21Yeah!
01:00:23I can't believe that's how we met him, and now that bitch is literally the executor of my will.
01:00:28I know.
01:00:29Could have been a kid or a furry for all he knew.
01:00:34That's not a great example, by the way.
01:00:36What?
01:00:36Of you being an amazing friend.
01:00:38It doesn't really support your argument.
01:00:40My argument?
01:00:41Yeah, because that night ended when you...
01:00:42Is he on any medication?
01:00:43Do we know?
01:00:44Hello?
01:00:46Medication?
01:00:47Yeah.
01:00:48We're not on drugs!
01:00:50It was only meds.
01:00:52I wasn't supposed to drink on them, but...
01:00:54But you did.
01:00:55And I don't get to be angry about that, because it's like, oh, Maggie has bipolar.
01:00:59She can't help it.
01:01:00It's not her fault.
01:01:00Then I have to bury my feelings.
01:01:02I never asked you to bury them.
01:01:03That night was supposed to be about Dad, so he could see that everything was okay.
01:01:09I didn't know that.
01:01:11Because it's stupid.
01:01:13You can't see anything.
01:01:15He's dead.
01:01:19Your feelings aren't stupid, Eddie.
01:01:22It matters to me if I've hurt you.
01:01:25There's always a reason you can't show up for me, Maggie.
01:01:29If you're referring to what happened last year...
01:01:43If you're talking about what happened last year...
01:01:47I had lithium poisoning.
01:01:51I had too much lithium in my blood because my doctor prescribed the wrong amount.
01:01:55And that's the truth.
01:01:58I was trying really hard to get better when that happened.
01:02:01I still am.
01:02:03It's a lot of work, it's every day, but I am so much better now.
01:02:09You don't seem better.
01:02:10Sorry, Eddie, but you don't know that.
01:02:11Yes.
01:02:12You haven't been here.
01:02:14And when you've been here, you've been...
01:02:15Brainwashed by a coin artist.
01:02:19Yeah.
01:02:22You must feel...
01:02:25I can't think of a better word than insane.
01:02:31You know what that's like?
01:02:33When your reality turns out not to be real.
01:02:37It happened to me.
01:02:39It follows me every day.
01:02:41I try and forget it, and...
01:02:43I can't.
01:02:49Call an ambulance, for God's sake!
01:02:51Didn't you know she was out there?
01:02:53God, I...
01:02:53Come on, darling.
01:02:55Did you...
01:02:56You'll be alright.
01:02:57You'll be alright now.
01:02:58Gillian wasn't there.
01:03:01No, she was.
01:03:01I called her.
01:03:02No, you didn't.
01:03:05Okay.
01:03:07Let's go in there.
01:03:08Yeah, make it up.
01:03:10Okay.
01:03:12Take it.
01:03:13Let's see.
01:03:13Okay.
01:03:16Here you go.
01:03:17Okay.
01:03:23Hi, Gillian.
01:03:24It's Will.
01:03:25Um, can you meet me at Wilmington Hospital?
01:03:27It's...
01:03:27It's never said anything.
01:03:38How do you know that?
01:03:41How do you know what happened?
01:03:44He called me from the hospital, while I was at the airport.
01:03:47Oh.
01:03:50So you knew before you even left.
01:03:53You knew I'd been poisoned, and you didn't even drop me a DM.
01:03:56It's...
01:03:56Is that how much you hate me?
01:03:59I missed your abortion, because I was poisoned.
01:04:02But you abandoned me, because you wanted to go on holiday.
01:04:05That's not it.
01:04:05Yeah, it kind of seems like it is.
01:04:07I had to go, Maggie.
01:04:08I had to.
01:04:09Why?
01:04:10So you could go and smoke weed with mind control family?
01:04:12No, because I was fucked.
01:04:14I was so fucked, and I just lost everything, and I didn't know how to cope with that.
01:04:18And I couldn't stay here and sit in the mess of it, because I'm fucking weak.
01:04:24I'm so weak that instead of dealing with my shit, I found someone who told me they could make it
01:04:28better,
01:04:28and I let them tell me what to think.
01:04:30I mean, what the fuck?
01:04:33I know I'm not soft, and I know I don't seem like someone to be gentle with, but I am.
01:04:41My sad looks very different to your sad, but it's still very real, and it still fucking hurts.
01:04:51I'm a mess, and a fraud, and a loser.
01:04:57You don't want me, Maggie. I can't help you.
01:05:09So, thank you so much for having me.
01:05:12Oh, you're more than welcome.
01:05:13Theodora, can you fetch the microphone?
01:05:16I think now's the time for my amazing grace.
01:05:20Oh, damn, I'm sad to miss that.
01:05:23You know, I thought this was going to be the worst day of my life.
01:05:28And it wasn't.
01:05:31And I think that might be because of you, you know, distracting me with how insanely inappropriate you are.
01:05:43Any time.
01:05:44All I wish is gone.
01:05:49All I wish is gone.
01:05:53All I wish is gone.
01:05:54I'm so sorry.
01:05:59Sorry, Maggie.
01:06:24So about the babe.
01:06:28Two pigs are brighter than one, anyway.
01:06:39Get behind the bar.
01:06:43I'm not really in the mood to make cocktails.
01:06:45Come on, just dress me, come on.
01:06:48Okay.
01:07:09Hi, uh, could I get a drink?
01:07:13I'm on the run from a screening of The Hangover 2,
01:07:15which I inexplicably attended with the ex who told me to go on the Dukan diet.
01:07:19Hey, this doesn't happen to be your dad's wake, does it?
01:07:28It is, yeah, but, uh, please don't let that stop you hanging out here for hours.
01:07:37So what, we're just going to start again?
01:07:40No, I mean, we can't.
01:07:44It's done as done, like, I'm a nightmare.
01:07:48You're a nightmare.
01:07:50There's no cure for that.
01:07:53But,
01:07:56we can't decide that we love each other.
01:08:00That we need each other.
01:08:03Move on.
01:08:05Together.
01:08:09Can I move in with you?
01:08:12Of course.
01:08:14And everything will be all right?
01:08:19You're all I have now, Mikey.
01:08:43You're all I have now, Mikey.
01:08:51If I had words to make a day for you,
01:09:03I'd sing you a morning,
01:09:09I got you.
01:09:09Though it and if I would make this day last for all time...
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