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ANIME EP 1
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00:00Which means that you must become assassins.
00:04Now, you'll notice he's incredibly fast.
00:07And for some reason, he likes screaming god rouse.
00:11Immaculately!
00:14You're looking at a being so powerful he can obliterate over half the moon in seconds.
00:19So fast, he's been clocked at Mach 20.
00:21A world where he's allowed to live is a world waiting to be destroyed.
00:25Plain and simple.
00:28He makes it all sound so grim, doesn't he?
00:31Cheer up! I've graciously made your government an offer.
00:34Stop making fools of yourselves trying to kill me, I said.
00:36And let me teach class 3E at this illustrious institution.
00:40Seriously?
00:41Right.
00:42Ready?
00:47Aim!
00:51Fire!
00:56Oh! Oh my!
00:58Well, why don't I just call roll while you children wear yourselves out?
01:02Isogai!
01:03Here!
01:04What's that?
01:05I'm afraid I couldn't make it out over all the gunfire.
01:08Here!
01:09Okajima!
01:10Here!
01:11Okada!
01:12Here!
01:13Kataoka!
01:14Here!
01:15Kayano!
01:15Here!
01:16Katsaki!
01:17Here!
01:20Excellent.
01:21All president accounted for.
01:23No tardies!
01:24Congratulations!
01:26He's fast.
01:27The whole class opened fire and he doesn't even have a scratch.
01:30Yep.
01:31We're assassins.
01:33And our target?
01:38Nakamura!
01:40I distinctly remember saying no guns discharging in the classroom.
01:43I know.
01:44Back row, young lady.
01:46Think about what you've done.
01:47Hmm.
01:52Hello there.
01:53I'm back.
01:54Ok.
01:55Hi, sir.
01:56So what...
01:57What's with the missile?
01:58A souvenir from a strike force that tried to bring me down over the Sea of Japan.
02:02Must be lonely spending your life in the crosshairs.
02:05Quite the opposite, actually.
02:07Reminds me of how amazing I am.
02:11Now then.
02:12Inside for fifth period, please.
02:16Huh?
02:22Yeah!
02:22You did it!
02:23Nakisa?
02:24Yeah, we're gonna be billionaires!
02:26Sayonara!
02:27You jerks!
02:28What the hell have you done?
02:29Huh.
02:29Never saw a suicide bomber coming, did you?
02:32Jurassic!
02:32Hmm?
02:33What did you make Nakisa do?
02:34What?
02:35I'm sorry.
02:36You have a better idea?
02:37I gave him a modified toy grenade filled with those stupid BBs.
02:41And a spoonful or two of gunpowder so they'd scatter at a high enough speed.
02:46Don't worry.
02:47It wasn't enough to kill anybody.
02:49I'll pitch in on his medical bills.
02:51Huh?
02:54I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume you didn't see this coming.
02:58Ugh.
03:00Uh.
03:01Tarasuka.
03:02Yoshida.
03:03Moramatsu.
03:05Um.
03:07Okay.
03:07That's a face we haven't seen before.
03:12Uh.
03:15Pitch black must mean...
03:17Pissed!
03:18This was your doing, wasn't it?
03:22Us?
03:23It was all Nagisa!
03:36The name played off my house!
03:39Here's the deal, kiddos.
03:40The agreement I have with your government
03:42forbids me from harming you.
03:44But, there's a catch!
03:47If you pull another
03:48irresponsible stunt like that again,
03:51there's nothing that says
03:53I can't harm someone else.
03:56Family,
03:57friends,
03:58everyone in the world except for you
04:00if I feel like it!
04:04Suddenly, it's clear how hard this is going to be.
04:07We can't run,
04:08we can't hide.
04:10Slipping between the cracks isn't an option.
04:15The only way out is to kill him.
04:18Go on!
04:19Threaten us!
04:21I ain't afraid of no squid!
04:23Where do you get off blowing up the moon?
04:25We got rights, you know!
04:26Call us irresponsible!
04:28We're just defending ourselves!
04:29Of course!
04:31I know that!
04:32I'm not calling you irresponsible for trying to kill me.
04:39That's lunchtime, everybody.
04:41Excuse me while I pop over to China for a quick bite.
04:45You have my cell number.
04:46Any killers feeling especially trigger-happy today
04:48are welcome to hit me up.
04:53Okay, Math.
04:54If he's traveling at Mach 20...
04:56It'll take 10 minutes tops to reach his favorite takeout place in Sichuan.
04:59So, just to be clear,
05:01we've absolutely ruled out missiles?
05:03Are you kidding?
05:04Even if we had access to that kind of hardware,
05:06he can break the sound barrier!
05:07While grading!
05:08My homework even came back with a doodle on it.
05:11All things considered,
05:12you have to admit he's not doing a bad job.
05:14I know, right?
05:15He tutored me on algebra,
05:17and I killed it on our pop quiz the next day.
05:20Yeah.
05:21Kind of a shame.
05:22We get our grades up just in time for the world to end.
05:25Well, college wasn't happening either way.
05:28Flying super cephalopod bent on world destruction?
05:31Check.
05:32Impossible target?
05:33Check.
05:34But he might be the best damn teacher any of us has ever had.
05:38Forget that we're all would-be assassins
05:40and that most people probably see us as average garden-variety third-years.
05:43At least on the surface.
05:46Underneath it all, though,
05:48Class 3E has always been different.
05:52Yo, Nagisa.
05:54Look alive, little man.
05:56Time to put our money where our mouth is and get this done.
06:02So we know the octopus's face changes color depending on what mood he's in.
06:06Have you been keeping track like I asked?
06:08Give me the specs.
06:10You got it.
06:11I guess for starters, Green Stripes mean he feels cocky.
06:15So that's something.
06:16When we give a wrong answer, his face goes dark purple.
06:20When we answer correctly, bright red.
06:22What's interesting is every day after lunch without fail-
06:25Blah, blah, whatever.
06:27We got more than enough.
06:29When his guard's down, that's when we make our move.
06:32Well, at least you do.
06:33Yeah, about that.
06:36I...
06:37Don't start.
06:37We've been over this.
06:39Worried about your transcript?
06:40Wake up, dude.
06:42We're 3E.
06:43Everyone expects us to be thugs and murderers anyway.
06:46You know what the E stands for, right?
06:49End of the line.
06:50Think they shuttle us up this mountain every day for the view?
06:54Sorry to burst your bubble, man.
06:55But society don't want us.
06:58When do nobodies like us have a shot at the kind of cash at stake here?
07:01This is our one-way ticket out of the boonies.
07:04No guts, no glory.
07:06Let this be your moment to shine.
07:09Man up.
07:10Go make a name for yourself, huh?
07:14Best of luck.
07:15Try not to blow it.
07:17You hear about Nagisa?
07:19They're chucking him to E-Class.
07:21Shocking.
07:22What else were they gonna do?
07:24That's one less name in my contacts, I'll tell you that.
07:27Yeah.
07:27How messed up is it that we even know someone like him?
07:38Hello there.
07:39I'm back.
07:41Okay.
07:42Hi, sir.
07:43So what... what's with the missile?
07:45A souvenir from a strike force that tried to bring me down over the Sea of Japan.
07:49Must be lonely spending your life in the crosshairs.
07:52Quite the opposite, actually.
07:54Reminds me of how amazing I am.
07:57Now then, inside for fifth period, please.
08:05Sure.
08:06There's no denying it.
08:08He is amazing.
08:10Confident.
08:11Capable.
08:12Powerful enough to make people stand up and take notice.
08:15Even if they are trying to kill him.
08:18Everything I'm not.
08:20Everything I'll never be.
08:22No matter how hard I try.
08:23Or how many chances I'm given.
08:29Because of you, I received the worst teacher's evaluation of my career.
08:33You unteachable brat.
08:34As far as I'm concerned, this campus can't eject you fast enough.
08:42I can do this.
08:44I have an advantage.
08:45I'm as invisible to him as I am to everyone else.
08:46I'm as invisible to him as I am to everyone else.
08:48You?
08:50I wonder what kind of worries the last times.
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