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Crush Alert Love Request From My Enemy Hd
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00:00:01New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:08New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:17You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:20Maybe.
00:00:29When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:30You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:34Such a dumb username.
00:00:36Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:40You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:42You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:43Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:49Maybe someday.
00:00:54Crap, I'm late.
00:00:56Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:00Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:07In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:12But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:18Watch it. This isn't public school.
00:01:22Forget your training wheels.
00:01:25At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:39Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:43No!
00:01:45God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:47It's ruined!
00:01:55He's so hot.
00:01:56Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:02Oh my gosh, it's Cole!
00:02:04He's so hot.
00:02:05What?
00:02:09Hey!
00:02:11What is wrong with you?
00:02:12Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:15Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:17What are you with me, son?
00:02:19What are you talking about?
00:02:21Why?
00:02:23I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:25No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:28You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:31Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:33Okay?
00:02:35You should know that.
00:02:36What?
00:02:37I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:40You were a...
00:02:43Asshole!
00:02:49Alright.
00:02:50I broke something of yours.
00:02:53Sure, but...
00:02:54Hey!
00:02:55You got my attention.
00:02:58So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:05Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:08Have a good day.
00:03:12Don't do it!
00:03:19Oh, fuck!
00:03:22Now we're even.
00:03:23My last thought better not be broken!
00:03:25I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:32You just paid the wrong enemy.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:38I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:41every hallway, and every rumor in this school
00:03:45your personal nightmare.
00:03:47I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:50What's going on?
00:03:51Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:52Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:54Yeah, idiot.
00:03:55I can see that.
00:03:58Just met an unhinged person.
00:03:59Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:03Same.
00:04:04Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:06Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:10Cole, do you need help?
00:04:11I can help you.
00:04:15The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:16This bitch thinks that she can just roll up
00:04:19and piss off Michael.
00:04:20But he's not your Cole.
00:04:21Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:23He's not yet.
00:04:25Come on.
00:04:27Hi.
00:04:28I'm Jen.
00:04:29And this is Lindsay.
00:04:31Hi.
00:04:32I'm Haley.
00:04:33So nice to meet you.
00:04:35You have first day jitters.
00:04:36That's totally understandable.
00:04:37We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:39And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:41Come in.
00:04:42Okay.
00:04:43Let's go.
00:04:47There you go.
00:04:49Thanks so much.
00:05:10Aw, you're welcome new girl.
00:05:13Honestly.
00:05:13It's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:21Guacamole wizard wow what are you catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy
00:05:28hold on hey if you go to Edmunds Academy you should come to locker 83 right now send here
00:05:36now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:41so when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt I'm your friend first
00:05:45Max at least check on me oh is it the online level all right chill please
00:05:53no way what is it no Valley Queen goes to the school
00:06:03please ignore that someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank send
00:06:11what is wrong with you you mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me
00:06:16Edmunds what you don't know that his family owns the whole school
00:06:20wow you really did crawl out of the gutter didn't you stop recording me
00:06:28Jen is a new girl wait is a new girl Valley Queen there's no way the new girl is Valley
00:06:36Queen
00:06:37could it be your enemy is our end goal and I just made sure that the new girl
00:06:48knows that no chance it's Jen so is it she does look kind of cute
00:07:01please ignore that someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:05what was I thinking of course she's not my online lover
00:07:13hey there buttercup keep walking Hayley just keep walking
00:07:17you got a problem with shaving this morning or my name's Hayley
00:07:22well Hayley I think you used to spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:30what a coincidence so did you oh no
00:07:36oh I'm sorry I forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:40you're just a man-child follicle issues
00:07:46whoever ends up with her I must have failed an eye exam
00:08:01I was so relieved to see you something happened and I lost the game I thought I'd never see you
00:08:06again
00:08:07I think it's time we call this what it is and what is this what I think it is is
00:08:14I want to be with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends
00:08:20oh thank god I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:24you're my soulmate like I like you so much
00:08:27okay well since we're dating now um I'm ready to send my photo
00:08:42okay no face just the boobs is it a bad idea but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:50PG-13 nudes are harmless all the kids do this you'll love it
00:08:58oh this lighting hates me come on Hayley confidence you literally fight dragons online
00:09:10okay yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:13oh my god seriously
00:09:21hello anyone don't look at me
00:09:27don't look at me
00:09:28trying not for viable are we I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:32get out now
00:09:33fine
00:09:35ow damn it
00:09:41come on
00:09:47oh
00:09:52oh
00:09:53oh
00:09:54oh
00:09:54oh
00:09:55oh
00:10:14you're helping me
00:10:15I won't I didn't plan it but here we are
00:10:24excuse you these boobs are for someone else
00:10:27I don't have a boyfriend do we that is shocking
00:10:30yeah actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw me were flirting with me
00:10:34flirting yeah don't lie to yourself I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:37my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:38funny
00:10:40okay well can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways
00:10:44fine by me
00:10:47oh
00:10:48and um
00:10:50well the purple bra by the way
00:10:52I like it in a weird way
00:10:54not in my type but
00:10:56you know power theory
00:10:57or whatever
00:10:58could you just get out of here
00:11:08hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:11you know
00:11:12jen red alert
00:11:13col and the new girl are for sure flirting I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:20don't be a coward just send it
00:11:22jen
00:11:26oh my god
00:11:28here goes nothing
00:11:37still no response
00:11:38don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:44give it back
00:11:45give it back
00:11:45why
00:11:46you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:49oh
00:11:49this is actually a really good photo
00:11:51honestly it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:54did you get it Lindsay
00:11:56got it
00:11:59what are you doing
00:12:13what are you doing
00:12:29What's going on dude your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen. What's yeah
00:12:47Come on, let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:53Stop, delete it please, delete it
00:12:55Strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip
00:13:07Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:15Oh my god
00:13:16Oh cool, your enemy's kinda hot
00:13:20Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:27Jen no, no no no no no
00:13:29Get off me!
00:13:29Stop! Get off me!
00:13:33Get off me!
00:13:38Get off me!
00:13:41Get off me!
00:13:42Get off me!
00:13:44My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:50Get off me!
00:13:52Get off me!
00:13:54Stop it!
00:13:55Oh my god!
00:14:04Hey.
00:14:06You okay?
00:14:09Give that to me.
00:14:17Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:19What the hell, Cole?
00:14:20I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:26How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:29Not good, huh?
00:14:30Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:34And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:36Why are you even defending her?
00:14:38She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:42Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:45And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:47You hear me?
00:14:52Haley, are you?
00:14:53Cole is on my side now?
00:14:54Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:56I just need to be alone.
00:14:59Haley!
00:15:03Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:05And he said we were enemies.
00:15:08But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:13Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:15Love you, Mom.
00:15:18Wait, Mom.
00:15:23Do people change?
00:15:26Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:32Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:52Tough day, huh?
00:15:54There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:57They're my favorite.
00:15:59Noted. Is that all?
00:16:00The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:02I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:04and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08I'm really proud of you.
00:16:10And then there's this guy.
00:16:11He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time
00:16:14he's super contradictory.
00:16:16It's so confusing.
00:16:17Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:20Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:23I like you. Only you.
00:16:30I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:32You did? Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:34I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:37That sounds amazing.
00:16:39When? When?
00:16:40About after school, at the balcony.
00:16:42I'll bring flowers.
00:16:43Deal?
00:16:44No.
00:16:52I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:04Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:14Call me father.
00:17:15I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:18Defending that nobody.
00:17:20Haley girl.
00:17:21He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:22Are those for her?
00:17:28What the fuck?
00:17:31What the fuck?
00:17:33I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:35Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:38That whole family is trash.
00:17:39Stay away from her.
00:17:41And what if I say no?
00:17:43Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:45Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:47What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:50I'm almost 18.
00:17:52Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:53I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:17:58safe.
00:18:00You're sick.
00:18:03It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:10Oh, hi.
00:18:12I'm Haley.
00:18:13Yes.
00:18:14Mm-hmm.
00:18:15So nice to meet you.
00:18:17God.
00:18:18I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:20But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:25Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:27You're so nice.
00:18:32Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Guacamole wizard.
00:18:39Ew.
00:18:41You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:44Pathetic.
00:18:45Maybe he's married.
00:18:46Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:48And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:51I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:54Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:57Oh, no.
00:18:58We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:18:59We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch, and so we thought we would bring you
00:19:02a sandwich.
00:19:04Eat it.
00:19:05Eat it.
00:19:18Call me.
00:19:20So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:24You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:28Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:31Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:34Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:36Like me.
00:19:40I'm nothing like you.
00:19:46Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:49Cole again?
00:19:50Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:53Pick it up.
00:19:54Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:56It's ketchup.
00:19:57Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:02Take out of your phone and record this.
00:20:12Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:14Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:16Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:19You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:24I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:28I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:34Got it?
00:20:34Yeah.
00:20:35Let's go.
00:20:37What are you looking at?
00:20:41Got it?
00:20:42Let's go.
00:20:50Uh, thank you.
00:20:53Wow.
00:20:55Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:20:59Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:01I just...
00:21:03I happened to see you.
00:21:05Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:07Yeah.
00:21:08My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:11Well, he...
00:21:13He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:15Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:19Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:21Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:24You thought we were enemies.
00:21:27I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:30I'm not that annoying.
00:21:31Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:34Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:36Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:37I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:45How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:51He...
00:21:52He makes me feel safe.
00:21:55You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:01You understand better than you think.
00:22:04Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:07I don't see...
00:22:10Why you touch him like this.
00:22:21If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:25No, my...
00:22:27My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:32In the game.
00:22:34Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:42Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:48Are you that slow on the game, too?
00:22:51I can see why he likes you.
00:23:03I can't do this.
00:23:05I love my boyfriend.
00:23:07And you will never understand that.
00:23:09He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:12He loves me for who I am.
00:23:15That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:19I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:21No.
00:23:29Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:32Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:37There's nothing.
00:23:39Cole, who are you?
00:23:43What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:45It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:49Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:53You live such a tough life.
00:23:59What was I thinking?
00:24:00We are from two different worlds.
00:24:02He just wants to play with me.
00:24:04But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:11Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:13I got into a car accident.
00:24:15Really? Are you okay?
00:24:17You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:19He was right.
00:24:20Who?
00:24:21Nobody.
00:24:22Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you.
00:24:24No, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:27You need to see me in style.
00:24:29Fine, if you say so.
00:24:32So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:34Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:36We send the fireworks wild.
00:24:40Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:43Whoever needs a charity case.
00:24:59Oh, you.
00:25:02Oh, me.
00:25:03Why is she so lucky?
00:25:05Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:08People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:10I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:13Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:20You finished it?
00:25:21It's okay.
00:25:23We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:24I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:26I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:28Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:31What is he trying to do?
00:25:33It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:36I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:41Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:52So.
00:25:53Are you going to prom?
00:25:55maybe it will, I don't know.
00:25:57So you have a date
00:25:59Or shall I say victim?
00:26:01Are you jealous of me, Helen?
00:26:03Me? Jealous? No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:06Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:09You are so full of yourself.
00:26:11You can do this on your own.
00:26:12Yeah.
00:26:15No way.
00:26:17It's a self-locking door.
00:26:19Really?
00:26:19Miss Corma's gonna be back in an hour.
00:26:21I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:22I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:24I'm not sorry. Am I that bad?
00:26:27I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:29Don't worry.
00:26:31Maybe try something new.
00:26:32We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:35Yeah.
00:26:45That was my first kiss.
00:26:49My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:51It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:53and not just bumping lips.
00:27:06You're really good at this.
00:27:08One day when you regret it.
00:27:10You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:27And I've been holding back a lot more than you think.
00:27:31So you want me?
00:27:35I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:41Do you want me?
00:27:43I want you.
00:27:49Oh, shit.
00:27:53Anyone in here?
00:27:56Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:27:59I really need to change this lock.
00:28:01Are you two okay?
00:28:03Oh.
00:28:03Yeah.
00:28:04Yeah, we're good.
00:28:05We're okay.
00:28:06Great.
00:28:07Good job.
00:28:07Okay, nice.
00:28:14You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:16What didn't happen?
00:28:17Hey, wait.
00:28:18It's just hormones.
00:28:20Hey, Jake.
00:28:21Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:23Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:25Wait, car accident?
00:28:27Guacamole wizard?
00:28:33I gotta go.
00:28:42Guacamole wizard.
00:28:43Huh?
00:28:46Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:48Do I know you?
00:28:50Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:52Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:54Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:57You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:00She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:02She was in a real car accident.
00:29:04According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:08Cole, wait.
00:29:11Oh, shit.
00:29:15What's up, guys?
00:29:17Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:20Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:23Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:26Hey!
00:29:27I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:30They're your favorite, right?
00:29:34How did you know that?
00:29:36Tough day, huh?
00:29:37There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:39They're my favorite.
00:29:40He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:43Could he?
00:29:49The truth is, um...
00:29:50A dickhead?
00:29:53You honestly get out of here, bro.
00:29:54You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:04There it goes again.
00:30:05Cole is jealous.
00:30:07We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:08We don't have a problem.
00:30:10We don't have a problem.
00:30:12Right?
00:30:13Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:16Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:20I have the ball now.
00:30:22Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:25Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:29Maybe I can use that.
00:30:32Jake!
00:30:34Hey!
00:30:35What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:39Wait, seriously?
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:40Just one little catch.
00:30:41You have to pretend to like Haley Roth.
00:30:46All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:49If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:53I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole, but if he's really Jake,
00:30:58then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:01You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:02I'm thinking.
00:31:03About the report or about him?
00:31:05Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:07We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:10Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:12No, you don't.
00:31:13How do you know that?
00:31:14You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:15Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:18You have no idea.
00:31:24Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:40Hey, Lee, someone's here to see you.
00:31:53Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:56Too cheesy?
00:31:57No, it's cute.
00:31:59The accident, the mozzarella sticks.
00:32:02He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:04So, um, what do you think?
00:32:07You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:09I should feel happy, but why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:15Hey, can we not?
00:32:19Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:24My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do,
00:32:26and you're out here to strike me with bad puns?
00:32:29Wow.
00:32:30That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:33Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:34Is this weak shit?
00:32:38Oh my god!
00:32:46Wow, he's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:54Wait, I can't.
00:32:56Colt, put me down, put me down, put me down.
00:33:00Don't do that again.
00:33:14New couple alert.
00:33:16Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:18Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:19You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:21And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:24I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:26Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:29I might say yes.
00:33:32Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:35Jen, do you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:39We're both hot, and we're both rich,
00:33:41and our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:45How romantic.
00:33:46I think I'll pass.
00:33:49You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:56If I message Corcamole Wizard,
00:33:58I wonder if Jake's filming.
00:34:02What should we wear to prom?
00:34:04My funeral, and the Dean's List.
00:34:14I'll talk to you later.
00:34:15I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:17Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:17Bye.
00:34:19He's so different.
00:34:20Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:25Haley?
00:34:34Jeez.
00:34:41Here, I'll get it.
00:34:43Yeah, no.
00:34:47Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:51I don't care.
00:34:52I do care.
00:34:55I don't care.
00:34:55Haley, I-
00:35:12I don't go to prom with Jake.
00:35:14I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:16He doesn't even know you.
00:35:17And you do?
00:35:19How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:21That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:22Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:27I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:29The first day.
00:35:31You were watching me?
00:35:33Just, just don't go to prom with Jake.
00:35:49Move.
00:35:51Cole is talking to Haley, again.
00:35:53Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:57Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:35:59Obviously, I do.
00:36:00Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:04What do I do?
00:36:06I've got a few ideas.
00:36:12Hey, look.
00:36:14Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:16Alright, I promise.
00:36:17Yeah?
00:36:18Really, like who?
00:36:19I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:22And you, but you're not asking me.
00:36:27Hey.
00:36:28Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:30Hey, Hal.
00:36:30Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:36The other night?
00:36:37Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:42You're so sexy.
00:36:44Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:45I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:56And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:36:59Oh, shit, look up.
00:37:01Oh, shit.
00:37:03Oh, my God.
00:37:18Stop, guys.
00:37:19Stop it.
00:37:20Stop it.
00:37:21Stop.
00:37:22What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:26Shit.
00:37:27It's Principal Stephens.
00:37:28I've got to save Cole.
00:37:29I mean, Jake.
00:37:30I've got to save Jake.
00:37:37Oh, my God.
00:37:38Principal Stephens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:40Hailey.
00:37:42Hailey Rock.
00:37:42That's the tension.
00:37:44After school, don't be late.
00:38:01Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:04Can we keep you company?
00:38:06It's the least I could do after you saved my ass today.
00:38:10The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:13Oh, sure.
00:38:16So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:20No.
00:38:22He lied about that.
00:38:23I don't know why, though.
00:38:25Good.
00:38:28Father, that asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:32Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:35I could kill him.
00:38:39Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:44Okay, fine.
00:38:45I won't.
00:38:48Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:52Okay, everyone.
00:38:54Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:03Oh, my God.
00:39:04I am so fed up with this.
00:39:09I'm so fed up with this.
00:39:17Oh!
00:39:22Oh!
00:39:23Oh!
00:39:23Oh!
00:39:24Oh!
00:39:24Sorry!
00:39:25I tripped.
00:39:26No!
00:39:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:39:28Jet!
00:39:29What?
00:39:29It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:35They're dead.
00:39:36They're both dead.
00:39:38Oh.
00:39:39How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:44Oh.
00:39:45What are you?
00:39:46Are you almost crying?
00:39:48It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:52Jen!
00:39:53What's going on over there?
00:40:04What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:07Mrs. Gorman, it's burning!
00:40:09Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:10Oh, please.
00:40:11It's baking soda and water.
00:40:12You're fine.
00:40:13Detention.
00:40:14Today, after school.
00:40:16Shit.
00:40:28Jake, hey.
00:40:29Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:31Gotta get to student council.
00:40:35Hey, you didn't even try the rice drink.
00:40:38The rice drink?
00:40:41Yeah.
00:40:43You don't know about the...
00:40:46Come on.
00:40:59Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:02It's Emma.
00:41:03Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:05Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:15Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:17We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:21No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:24It means, it means I can't.
00:41:27You can't what?
00:41:30I talked to a friend online.
00:41:33He's really important to me.
00:41:38And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:50You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravron.
00:41:58Okay, okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:03You're kind of sweet.
00:42:08Hey, look at that.
00:42:11Oh my god.
00:42:14Oh my god.
00:42:16You're a miracle worker.
00:42:23Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:25You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:27Shut up, Ella.
00:42:28It's Emma.
00:42:30Whatever.
00:42:36Oh my god.
00:42:44Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:47How are things in the castle?
00:42:53Valley whore?
00:42:55What are they talking about?
00:43:11Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:15Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:18Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:22Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:25Yeah, hey valley whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:46Here you go.
00:43:48Here, this is for you.
00:43:53Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:55You hacked my laptop?
00:43:58Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:43:59It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:01But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:03What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:06What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:08No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:10Hey everyone, I think valley whore is a catfish.
00:44:14Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:42Stop it, stop, stop.
00:44:47I thought I'd set the janitor some time.
00:44:53Hey, hey.
00:44:56Now's the time.
00:44:57Tell them.
00:44:58Tell them what?
00:44:59That you're guacamole wizard.
00:45:02Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:05Here you go.
00:45:08Oh my god, did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:13Oh sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:17What?
00:45:18Why would you do that?
00:45:19Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:20Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:23Jake, is this true?
00:45:25Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:29Sorry.
00:45:30It was nothing personal?
00:45:32No.
00:45:37Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:45All right, all right, all right, enough.
00:45:48What in the world is going on here?
00:45:50Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:51That's all him.
00:45:52Okay, well, you both have detention, so.
00:46:00Let me get this straight, you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property.
00:46:05It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:07It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:09Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:12Could it be because her father's running for senate, Cole?
00:46:14You think that's what it could be?
00:46:16Who cares?
00:46:17I care, and I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:21So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:23What?
00:46:24I don't over mind that body.
00:46:26Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:29I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:30No, no, please don't.
00:46:32Please.
00:46:33Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:35Max's dad called.
00:46:36He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:38You're gonna go, and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:41End of discussion.
00:46:48Come on, you big coward.
00:46:50Message him.
00:46:51Just do it, just do it.
00:46:55You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:04I could never think that.
00:47:11But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:12Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:14I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:21I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:23If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:36Okay.
00:47:37You got this, Haley.
00:47:39Just take a deep breath.
00:47:41You got this.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:46You look beautiful.
00:47:50Thank you, Mom.
00:48:09Hey, Haley, I'm glad you came.
00:48:12You look so pretty.
00:48:13Hi.
00:48:14Hey, Max.
00:48:15Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:17I mean...
00:48:17Nah, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:19You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:21They don't care about shit.
00:48:22Get drunk, girl.
00:48:23Woo!
00:48:36What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:41Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:44Hey, everyone.
00:48:45Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:46Valley whore!
00:48:51Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:53What have I even done to you?
00:48:54To me?
00:48:55Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:48:58Because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:01those are concerning.
00:49:02Actually, kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:05Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:07She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:08Pervy princess!
00:49:11Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:15Pervy princess!
00:49:17Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:20Leave me alone.
00:49:22What, is there a fire?
00:49:24Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:26Five, two...
00:49:42Don't get over.
00:49:42One, two...
00:49:49She's out.
00:49:50Hi, Jay.
00:49:50Hey, you're mountains!
00:49:54I feel like you are, darling.
00:49:55It's fine.
00:50:16are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay
00:50:22cole is not him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay
00:50:29you can be honest about your feelings so you too this whole time
00:50:37oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:50:47please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:51you didn't have to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate
00:50:55you then what were you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added
00:51:00bonus i knew i shouldn't have trusted you now what about guacamole wizard what are you
00:51:16who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:25i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car okay can you just act normal for once
00:51:30and please
00:51:30introduce yourself to haley i already assumed that's who this was i'm a servant so you're the
00:51:38scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:45is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:52you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your
00:52:00mother is
00:52:01fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:11i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:18you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:24any part of it
00:52:26so cole fell with your dad hayley
00:52:39no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:45hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i would
00:52:50make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself hi hayley i'm emma i know you
00:53:05are
00:53:05right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped and ruin your life so i i wanted to
00:53:12return
00:53:12your laptop to you goodness new oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:27one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:37these lovers together
00:53:43hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded oh he is
00:53:52but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences birthday or no cole
00:54:00is grounded well that really sucks because he he's uh also the president of the prom committee
00:54:07we're supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget
00:54:15a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have to give him
00:54:19back this
00:54:20school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:34go away
00:54:38max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:45castle
00:54:45claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:51you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell
00:54:56the girl who you love you really are no i'll tell her myself sneak me in your car
00:55:09welcome all the wizard mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:23open the door wait what he's here
00:55:36it's you i should have given you this to a long time ago
00:55:42hayley i wanted to tell you who i was from the bitter beginning
00:55:45my dad threatened off all your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:50i was
00:55:50i got my hairiness and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:07you know what i understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you
00:56:14you love guacamole wizard but i i need you to know i love you
00:56:31cool i love you you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months i mean this whole guacamole wizard
00:56:41thing
00:56:41was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him and but you're him you didn't expect her
00:56:49i i
00:56:50mean i i always hoped it was you until you hoped yes i hoped it was you you were always
00:56:59there for me
00:57:02you're hurting me you're really fucking hot
00:57:10hey uh one of those things i said we could do
00:57:15here we go
00:57:19i'll take my clothes off
00:57:21i'm getting there don't worry
00:57:44okay so what do you think
00:57:4710 out of 10. yeah yeah we'll do again i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:53i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:56all right all right that's fair i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:06what is my life now am i being nice to cole admitts
00:58:10oh god now i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly and i'll just i'm just lost behind
00:58:18it
00:58:19there's always been lost behind it
00:58:20i'll see you in a minute
00:58:21stop it
00:58:28isn't promenade
00:58:30i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:32okay
00:58:33i don't know but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:39cole are you asking me to prom oh i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me
00:58:44to the
00:58:45show oh god please don't mention his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:48yeah you don't have to ask me twice but i don't even have a dress
00:58:53later
00:58:57i just slept with cole admitts and i'm in love with cole admitts who would have guessed
00:59:06i thought only the best for my princess where did you get that
00:59:13i might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:18might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:23of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:30mr edmunds i didn't expect you to be here cole are you here cole are you here
00:59:39mr edmunds you can't just park into my house like this
00:59:42that you cole you are a big pro
01:00:00hey uh you almost done in there you try changing into an evening gown and a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:07other dudes okay i'm ready
01:00:20what do you think
01:00:25my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:31uh uh uh i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up
01:00:36for at least 20 minutes 20 more minutes i want 10 i do
01:00:44thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:52and your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:57jen longfellow
01:00:59thank you oh my god thank you guys so much seriously this means the world to me i mean like
01:01:08who else would
01:01:09win right oh this is just the perfect moment oh my god that's hailey and cole it was fun
01:01:22since where's your dad let's
01:01:27hey or uh most time that's up no but who cares
01:01:34hell yeah
01:01:38ew literally what the fuck
01:01:39damn language i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:45come on everyone say it with me pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:01:56wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:00make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:07don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:12i'm gonna destroy hayley rott's life is this real
01:02:24what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:28you little shit
01:02:31you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:39but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:48you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:01there was no answer in sick you lied to me
01:03:17oh my princess finally has a crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh
01:03:24yeah no can do all i have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:30and a awesome sense of humor oh how can i refuse
01:03:40oh no that's my dad
01:03:44we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:49yeah i'm not a boy dad you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family
01:03:55last name
01:03:56that you can't see i've already become that man
01:03:59and it's because of hayley
01:04:01and you can accept that or i'll make my own path and best believe me i can
01:04:07i'll say this
01:04:09it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:14joy prom
01:04:22i am so proud of you
01:04:25i can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:28that was terrifying
01:04:30it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before well so
01:04:34i love you be all the queen
01:04:36i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:38oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:40yeah you do
01:04:41okay
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